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IM A SHAT-ME-PANTS-ZI AND I POOP FUR DAS FARTERLAND

>>223389174
for me it's uh...one of them

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My Guinevere is waiting for me somewhere in this world

>>223389174
They're all hags in that pic

>>223389174
priscila looks trans. hot.

>>223389195
for me?
jenny agupta

agutter EXCUSE ME

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Penis

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The quintessential car
The platonic ideal form of a car

Ordered boost powder from amazons. Thing arrived with the seal split open and powder all over the box. Go on site to request replacement. It's food so cannot return. Thing says cannot return would you like to speak to customer service for additional assistance. Say yes. Expect some kind of wagie to enter the chat with me. No. It's just a chat bot. Bot asks the same questions as the normal return form. Bot says okay replacement sent it'll arrive tomorrow. No humans involved in any of that. Didn't know they were at a point where ai can authorize a replacement order and execute it all on its own.

>>223389247
Boost powder?

>>223389230
how am i going get bichs in that

VLC media player is the GOAT

>>223389257
If you're going to impress anyone with a car you need an impressive car, and nobody can afford a luxury car

>>223389254
Meal replacement powder. I drink it for breakfast.

>>223389278
Oh like milk powder
Very Chinese

Wow! She’s so beautiful I could transform myself into a compressed meat person upside down underwater.

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The abyss does not swallow you because it hates you; it swallows you because it mistakes your emptiness for its own

Abyssal braps and indigestion is in order then, as if it just ate a raw cucumber like a banana, because I'm a big green watery seedy guy who's caused many a poopy attitutde

>>223389203
hi jason

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>>223389230
Most iconic Mexican taxi cab.

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>>223389194
Elaine is cute

>>223389391
From Seinfeld?

>>223389403
One of the chicks from op's image

WHO IS READY TO LAUGH?

>>223389391
she has small boobs and her face is mediocre

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>>223389428

>>223389428
ME ME

I SAID WHO IS READY TO LAUGH?

>>223389475
based umaru-chan poster

>>223389391
me in the back right in my underwear

bih need this dih

10pm i was dead sleepy, went to bed and immediately became not sleepy now its 4 am

Some random dude at my party is passed out in front of my fridge, should I wake him up and move him or should I leave him alone to sleep? He better not pee there.

>>223389558
Smoke weed into his ass

>>223389551
i went to sleep at 3pm and woke up at 11pm

anime > parties

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>>223389558
Why should you not wake him up, especially if you're worried about him urinating that spot?

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Now that it's quiet and in the middle of the night I'll do a bit of reading and writing

don't you people have girlfriends to keep you awake on schedule?

>>223389622
the majority of young men don't have a girlfriend or wife and are virgins because of modern hypergamy

>>223389622
The majority of young scrunder gunders ain’t be get no boogity woogity

>>223389622
I'm a KHHV and have never even been in proximity with a woman that has even slightly viewed me as a sexual object, if I get married it will probably have to wait until I'm reasonably advanced into a career and can offer a woman a plan B betabuxx deluxe oofy doofie relationship.

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>>223389622

>>223389622
I could've had one long-distance relationship already, after hours of psychological torment getting skipped with a service where one randomly connects with another stranger and eventually finding a rare gem, but I tried to do the right thing by not being a sinful coomer and said goodbye to A LOT of women, and now I have a broken heart sometimes but at least more peace of mind than otherwise. Better to feel lonely, sad, anxious, etc. but with a calm conscience than having bad company and a lonely and pathetic sexual addiction that wasn't even fulfilling in the first place, because long distance relationships tend to suck and are unreliable. It's not like I could have equal opportunity offline anyway as a NEET with chronic health problems.

im not keen on working so beta buxxing is not in the cards therefore i will never have a gf, i might pay to have sex at some point though

>>223389622
>no such thing as night shift

couldn't hear you with the silver spoon in your mouth

>>223389690
If I ever pay for sex or express a desire to go on sex tourism then it means I've lost it and I'm about to kill myself after losing the virginity.

>>223389614
I am a generous host

it's my turn to post bait

most of these whores i see on the whore sites they are rather ugly, rather brown, they dont seem accommodating to incels like me

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Finished Mark Twain's Letters From Hawai'i last night. Good book, 4/5. I just finished a Clark Ashton Smith story too. (Read part of it & read the rest on audio.) Letters From Hawai'i is an exceptional book to read in the most sultry part of summertime.

>>223389804
what color are you?

>>223389804
if you high or medium standards you aren't a real incel

>>223389880
That's why I'm a volcel baby!

I wish I had Austin Powers level of charisma and was just a pussy magnet despite being fat, retarded & ugly as sin.

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>>223389844
Reading quintessence rn.

>>223389880
Andrew Tate was a mass extinction event for all feels culture, the word incel now means nothing and everything at the same time, and a trillion xitter and reddit posts have something or another to say about it which is so derivative and bastardized that it isn't worth defining or maintaining anymore

if you could just nuke your amygdala you`d be chad, or dead not sure

>>223389980
SSRIs are just more cost effective lobotomy

>>223389980
I can't see any benefit in changing anything in the brain.

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finished a poo just now
propa gud diss
exceptionally preserved sultanas in der

transphobia makes me homicidally angry and no it's not because i'm just a mentally ill person allowed to walk the streets

>>223389770
well?

>>223389980
look up patient sm on wiki case study of woman who lacks functioning amygdala

I would become a communist for some 6/10 pussy

>>223390029
i remember seeing this story of a woman that had her amygdala nuked and her life improved tremendously and she was happy all the time, i`m afraid if the same thing happened to a man he would end up dead or in jail or dead in jail

>>223390126
maybe she was happy but there would be a trade-off in that she loses some other ability.

>>223389999
not really, they're mostly so ineffective that nobody will even notice you're on one

>>223390188
many mass shooters were on SSRI

>>223390038
uuuhhh.... ummm..... orange man good
or maybe bad, idk

>>223390207
I suspect they're MKULTRA'd to be used as pawns for an agenda that seeks to abolish widespread gun ownership in the States.

>>223390184
>>223390126
ummm maybe read about the downsides in thr wikipedia page

and umm reminder patient sm id a WHITE woman

just saw that Mexicans are welcome back again in hilo latino

>>223390126
what if you got gay raped?

>>223390302
you ever notice how normies love to joke about men getting raped but they call you evil if you joke about women getting raped?

>>223390207
idk man I take vilazodone and it just kinda makes me not give a shit about anything like the guy from office space

>>223390356
Me I take sertraline & buproprion.

>>223390321
you avoided the question

Ever so slightly chubby hot girls

Listening to Metallica.

>>223390321
There are NPC's who get all crazy and violent when you remind them that women used to marry younger before feminism spread in the West, and that age of consent has been raised in several countries as time has went on, that there is a depopulation agenda, and they want to cut your balls and throw you in prison for saying that while they don't give a shit about LGBT pride parades with children in them.

Feeling like shit over a girl so I'm going to reread The Old Man & the Sea to remind myself I'm still a man.

>>223390392
I wanted to try buproprion but my primary problem is anxiety and my doctor thinks it will make that worse

>>223390569
That's funny, because my shrink put me on buproprion specifically for anxiety. (I was already on sertraline for years.)

I never feel for no girl

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blahpipo sure are peculiar

>>223390756
After reading bits of Ben Franklin's autobiography I'm afraid I have to say that white people have degenerated to the same status

bump pls
>>223390596
>>223390596
>>223390596

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are you an Expert Believer or are you high IQ?

>>223390901
>>223390901
i think she's hot but because i'm not chad and am autist i know she would hate me

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This is considered off topic on /int/

>>223390756
spending over a $1000 on a birthday party is pretty dumb unless you are rich

>>223391020
even $1000 seems pretty ridiculous most of the time.

Bitchat sort of sucks

In college I had "parties" every friday and it was just inviting my /int/ernational student friends over to cook for them and sometimes they brought ingredients of their own.

We just ate and conversed and watched pirated movies and tv shows on the thrifted TV atop a cardboard box in the corner of the apt living room

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Tonight I played New Pokemon Snap with the gf then watched Backrooms then watched the Simpsons

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>>223391064
wot is Bitchat m8

>>223391228
bitchat is a decentralized peer-to-peer messaging application that operates over bluetooth mesh networks. I guess It was being used In India for some protest. It's similar to meshtastic if you're familiar with that.

What about fartchat

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>>223391285
thanks m8, does it work with LoRa?

>>223391285
>that operates over bluetooth mesh networks.
lmao that's stupid

Mosquitos are just jews that can fly

>>223391193
>Backrooms
what did you think?
personally i'm a fan

>>223391447
Nah, maybe that's what you use when you eat too much poutine and pizza with ham and pineapple on it with a bit of Tabasco sauce, and drink too much beer and need to order an Uber back home.

There are no bad tactics, only bad targets

>>223391499
The yidfly

Society owed us sex

>>223391499
i hate flies more because they are much harder to kill and are more annoying

Just farted badly
Genuinely don't know what I ate that could've caused that

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>>223391674

>>223391193
sounds like a good weekend

4chan is social media

>>223391884
no one says it isn’t

Drinking milk.

had beans for breakfast

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why is she giving away so much free stuff?

>>223393311
Stop watching streamers

>>223391536
It was a nice little avant garde movie. the concept is open to a lot of interpretations which is nice. Nothing special but much better than the average hollywood slop of the time

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>target acquired, engaging bogey

[Weird news] Japschizo, japglazing and ukrainecel threads are gone

Why can't americans live without fast food and soda?

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https://youtu.be/MXerc1m2zvY

>>223394695
soda is good, but I'm not a fan

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life feels so good in the Goldilocks zone of inebriation where the room isn't spinning but you still feel like you're not fully in your body

they killed a dude over here in my town because they caught him masturbate him a dog

my brother appeared after 18 years missing... weird feeling

[Noticia rara]

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dreamt i was a clam collector

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hello. time for church

Where's everyone?

>>223397457
STFU church is on

>>223397489
Okay

need to kms

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uploaded a goatis clip on instagram and it got flagged as "unoriginal content"

i guess i'm done posting goatis reels there i guess

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.

I was always thinking about buying one of those apartment tenements in the ghetto but I'm always scared of section 8 people

>>223396986
Piousanon strikes afain

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>Homeless person's reaction to getting public housing

>>223397650
KILL YOU KILL YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU

>>223398018
>dailywire
kys

I had this bump on my crotch and when I went to take a piss, it exploded with puss and blood.

What the fuck?

>>223398234
Shut the fuck up you maple syrup buttchugging fag

>>223398339
it's a pimple or incrusted pubic hair.... quite normal

>>223396605
what was he up to?

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if someone shows you a dumb fat retard and says “this is what my opponents believe” you are being lied to

>>223398452
don't know, he is in L.A with my sister. Doesn't talk much they say

>>223398486
So I can sue you if I get the clap from fucking your sister?

Janny didn't like that post, no, not one little bit.

Can you Rokker Romany? Can you patter Flash?

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everything is irritating

Addo stann tutte quante
Is it too early or is everybody at church

I was tucking in my shirt at work and felt my penis and got hard

Can you Rokker Romany? Can you fake a Bosh?

>>223399261
I'm in church playing piano

>>223399430
Wow you're talented if you can play piano and shitpost simultaneously

>>223399479
Not playing piano the whole time obviously. I'm up in a booth lol

>>223399510
Well that's fine, just fine

My glasses were too tight and I wore them to long now I got marks on the side of my head and they hurt

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>>223400306

>>223400343
does credit even matter? you just use it once to get a mortgage

Unlocked Rosalina in 3D World last night

>>223399712
like how streamers get a headphone-bump on top of their heads

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>americans suffer
no, you don't.

>>223400604
Don't think that's real cuz

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what are your top 3 travel tips?

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>>223400825
Her butt is big

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>>223400933
focus, please, and answer the question

>>223400825
travel light
leave your bank apps in a different cellphone at your house or hotel
only carry a wallet of cash without ids, passports or visas

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Tomorrow is Monday

recently i went to an airport (to pick someone up) and the restrooms were so clean and comfortable to use

>>223401183
as a NEET every day is the same to me

>>223400495
It does. On the rare occasions you do need it, it makes a big difference.

>>223399240
strong 6/10 'ttington diss

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wow, no wonder gringo companies want to ban chinese models

>>223393311
streamers and youtube content creators need to be severely culled

>>223400825
Road trips are best. Airports and airplanes are horrible. If your own car is shit just rent one for the trip instead.

>>223400825
Don't pack too much.
Check state advisories for places you're going. Usually they are hyperbolic but it's good to know if there are landmines or something.
Don't put anything important in your back pocket

>>223401337
How am I supposed to drive to Afro-Eurasia?

>>223399240
may even update diss to a light to decent 7 infact

propa gud wun diss
very cute

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>>223400825
>travel with someone else, makes the entire experience so much easier in terms of being far less of a target, planning, making memories and having another head if something goes wrong
>i know everyone else said pack light but yes pack light is really good advice
>there are many more places in a city that are worth visiting than the big tourist hotspots, and you will appreciate not being swarmed by other tourists and pickpockets

>>223401358
tip 4: don't go there

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should i bully my dadberg into taking me to canada before i have to go back to college? i want a stamp in my passport

>>223401358
by boat

Everything is so temporary
Our lives, the earth, the sun, matter itself

i don't like andrew tate but i am also a misogynist so i simply don't care about the whole thing

>>223401369
>travel with someone else
Counterpoint: travel alone. The freedom you feel is unmatched

>>223401443
I think you can be a misogynist and not be brown at the same time

>>223401210
Is this unusual in Mexico?

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>>223400825
1. Book a hotel that isn't by downtown or the airport. You will get to experience life with locals instead of tourists.
2. Get a debit/credit card that doesn't charge conversion fees and foreign transactions fees.
3. Plan out activities that are beyond sightseeing where you can do stuff instead of just seeing.

>>223401534
i don't like the bathroom where i live and public restrooms here are really bad usually

Shower time for meeee

I'm wondering as to why the CNN article picture upset the janny so much?

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owari da

>>223400825
1. Set a spending limit before you start and stick to it, no matter what happens.
2. Treat it as entertainment, not a way to earn money. Enjoy the experience without expecting to come out ahead.
3. Know when to walk away. Taking a break or stopping after reaching your limit can help you keep the experience enjoyable.

>>223401648
hot or cold?

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don't travel

one would think it's only indians suffering train accidents but it seems to be a worldwide phenomena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbkjO0a3xJQ

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there are men who would choose their wife before their kids looooool

Seagull
Kaleidoscope
Polar Bear
Sennen
In a Different Place

Vapour Trail
Paralysed
Dreams Burn Down
Today


Candy Says
Some Kinda Love
What Goes On
Jesus
I'm Beginning To See The Light

Pale Blue Eyes
Murder Mystery
That's The Story Of My Life
I'm Set Free
After Hours

finkin about it i never see pregnant woman outside

why is that

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I mean, who blame that guy for having a relationship with a 15 year old. Sarah and Shawn had good times but it was time to move on

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>Fiona Hentai.jpg

does my iphone see when im eating my boogers

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fink revolutionizatin' quantum interpretation may be back on

seruptitiously

now?
aff tae the poop-ranch

i been accused of poopin' where nat wan-ted

nat taedae

>>223402221
Yes

>>223402221
Yeah! Ya nasty fuck!

The grand booba

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back from church

I like to see images and videos of women getting fatter

having an interest or hobby =/= autism

>>223402491
What did you learn?

publix chicken for lunch

>>223401534
Yes. Airport bathrooms are also free while public bathrooms now cost up to 10 pesos and can be terrible to use

I like videos that show women experiencing pleasure like a massage or floating in a pool

Flannery's suckable boobs

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>>223402550
>or floating in a pool
ayo! whale nigga over here wants to see em float!

>>223402581
is that ai?

FORESEEN IS FOREARMED!

i saw 2 demons today

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The airport bathrooms in Seoul have bidets to spray your dirty asshole after a shit

>>223402642
okay

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>>223402581
>weeb whale

>>223402634
Mom and dad try to talk you into getting a job again?

Nier Automata is a banger

You guys owe me some pussy

It might be time for the annualish New Vegas run today

>>223402739
Best I can do is a half dozen tenga eggs (spoiled)

Might get a flame broiled Whopper with a Coca-Cola for lunch

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$399 a chile en nogada at cotsco, shit, more expensive than lobster

>>223402762
How much do those packs weigh that does seem really pricy

>>223402687
no it's two women

>>223402759
Damn that sounds good

>>223402801
about a pound

>>223402762
Ayy caramba!

>>223402762
Lobster is $13 a pound in Maine right now

>>223402817
You have two moms?

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>>223402598
It's real. Orcas are very intelligent and surprisingly expressive as many cetaceans are, it's just that dolphins steal all the attention for intelligence and whatnot

>My mom watching me ask the genie for the original Jeff the Killer image to be found instead of wishing us out of public housing

>>223402838
no. just one

>>223402581
Why is this intelligent animal imprisoned in a bathtub?

i shagged gurl from fallout

you will neverget dat

I sentence you to be stuck on a plane to Bangladesh with 300 Bangladeshis sat right next to the one toilet on the plane

>>223402910
because you are gay

Your post didn't get any (You)s in /brit/ and it won't get any here either

(((they))) are making meat expensive because they want us to adopt a plant based diet

>>223403047
*Bug based diet

im incredibly ugly

>>223403041
purple nurpled him into a dimension of pain with that one

Back in 2018 I used to eat chicken brown rice and assorted vegetables everyday.

After 2020 chicken started costing more than gold by the ounce

My butt hurts

No politics

>>223403135
interesting
>>223403157
ok, sorry I’ll stop now

>>223403172
why does this article even exist?

chet hanx

>>223403172
This is silly. Everyone with at least an average IQ knows he's joking as opposed to FDR who actually ran for four terms and is idolized by the left

i'm a accelerationist so idc about politics

>>223403219
no one asked

taking udemy courses on how to be a mechanic

>>223403286
Yeah I drive really fast too
We should make a party for people like us

Phone made a noise for no reason

>>223403347
seismic alert?

>>223403347
Amber alert

>>223403197
I have no idea but it's so ridiculous

oh wow i never knew FDR ran for 4 terms

Why do foreigners come in here and prattle on about politics

Just go to /pol/

Ongezellig deserves a Wikipedia page

>>223403427
/pol/ is full of retards who want to be edgy

jeez, my niece has been sick all week and her dad refuses to take her to a doctor or anything because hes a cheapskate. Im pretty sure she has an ear or throat infection and need antibiotics, but he refuses, keeps downplaying it. My mom came to the exact same conclusion as me and also said sounds like she needs to go to a doctor. She has said multiple times this week that her throat hurts so bad she isn't able to eat. I don't think you could get much more obvious of a symptom that its time to go to medical services.

Anyways, like 15 mins ago we were outside and something bit her. I was standing like 1ft away from her and didn't see anything at all, I honestly thought she was faking it. But ever since then she has been SCREAMING. and I mean SCREAMING. Like screaming bloody murder, kicking and punching and howling in pain, ive never heard such pained screaming in my life. There's a tiny bump but no swelling or anything else like that. I dont see any stingers or puncture marks. I can't tell if she's being overly dramatic or if whatever bit her is truly that painful. She alternates between talking completely normally and then SCREAMING that it hurts horribly. She said on a scale of 1 - 10 it is a 5. Obviously her dad still wont entertain the idea of going to a doctor or anything. I think at this point its necessary... It's really frustrating. I'm at the point where im just going to take her without waiting or asking for her father's permission. I mean its just outright neglect at this point

>>223403432
>
>

>>223403506
if she has ear pain it could be a sore throat infection, else it could be something different

>>223403447
Not my problem

>Lyndon B. Johnson
>Died in Johnson City, Texas

>>223403506
I’m with you

>>223403715
hee haw cha ching

>>223403715
Whoa, truva na femmena accussì, I'm telling ya
I pay a million dollars

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>>223403541

>>223403715
this is so fake

>>223403775
you are fake

>>223403742
what a motivational phrase, Napoleon Hill shit his pants

Just when they thought they had me I come back in kek
Literal clowns

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I'll have you know that I have good and bad days
Come on now, love, don't be naive
Lay out our cards and you'll see all my mistakes
Well, I don't mind while you're with me

>>223403775
Says the fake Mexican
We all know you're really from Panama