'sa 'u edish
This is the one.
this is the one since it was posted after bump limit
this is the thread
>/brig/scream
Take him to the /brig/
Make it stop hate this
>/brig/
>/brig/Oh my DAYS
how can ziedy pretend to be a normal shagger when we can view his mentally ill post catalogue on the archive?i know its an anonymous website but would you not be embarrassed to lie like that?maybe his perception of reality is that warped
>>223571789cute raccoon
>>223571828he's genuinely mentally disabled
aye me hartieswere on the /brig/, arrr
>first paid holiday all year>immediately get the worst food poisoning I’ve had in yearscouldn’t get much worse
right we all get itno need to post your bradley dollies
>>223571420go to bed mate you have training to do
>>223571865sup cordy
>/brig/br
can just imagine him rushing, tapping his fingers in impatience on his desk as he watches the 300 countdown go down, quickly typing up the new only to type /brig/ as he's too focused on making sure he's first to link
>mfw I typed /brig/ instead of /brit/
>>223571885ktim
>2AMgo to bed granps, this is new world time
>You wake up in a sofa at a house that looks familiar, your neck hurts from sleeping at a weird angle, you look at the calendar: it says April 2005.>Your emo friend is lying on the floor, playing Pokémon on his silver Game Boy Advance SP.>"Dude, I had the weirdest dream, there was this thing called TikTok where people watched 15-second videos all day. A worldwide pandemic happened where everyone wore masks and stayed inside. Everyone argued constantly about politics and culture. People kept saying weird stuff like 'woke', 'cancelled,' and 'algorithms'. Arguing with strangers they will never meet everyday">Your friend says: "...What?">"And the guy from The Apprentice became President of the United States.">"What the hell is The Apprentice? Man, you must've had a rough sleep.">Your Nokia 6100 then receives an SMS. Your friend gets up and checks the screen.>"The ride's here.">Outside, someone honks a car horn. You look out the window. A beat-up hatchback is parked outside, packed with your friends wearing black hoodies, studded belts, and fingerless gloves.>"Come on! We're gonna miss Green Day!">Your friend grabs his hoodie and tosses yours. "American Idiot World Tour, here we go!">You just smile, everything is right in the world again
>>223571885meanwhile i'm in here tapping your mum LOL*patiently & expectantly awaits "done him" replies*
great aunt is 67 today
genuinely don't get the fascination with this alysa liu girl
>>223571903how young are you. my mum is older than that
>>223571896Wasn't alive in 2005
>>223571890it ok x
is it too fucking much to ask for the left?
>>223571913young boy c
>>223571903LOL
>>223571895found her within five seconds>>223571913Haha you're so mature for your age x add me on discord haha
>>223571908she's mid and forced into the public eye as something more than she is, so the incel dreamers here think there's a chance and she gives them hope which then spirals into obsession and parasociality
>>223571913*strokes your leg*hmmm?
>>223571928there are multiple doros
>>223571912im 32, she's my nans youngest sister
sucking a
get the vocaroos posted
>>223571929it's weird because she seems to be just yet another one of those asians who act like they're blackshe's basically just awkwafina but more quirk chungus and without the gravelly voice
>>223571951>>223571951>>223571951>>223571951>>223571951>>223571951>>223571951
>>223571942oh wow your right i found six now, nto sure if the doro with a jacked body in the top right is my favourite or the doro top left swimming in the sea is
I miss the sucking on a golf ball lad
>>223571966we used to have an awkwafina poster actually
>>223571967Fares does it better, you'll never be him
anyone here genuinely gay?
>>223571913folc
Lowkey glad the chairman era is back. The world needs me now more than ever x
my mum is 38
DTFIC really cooked with this one
frfr no cap
>>223571998is she fit
>>223572018>>223572018>>223572018>>223572018
>>223571999dtfic is just as bad as all the spammers dont care what anyone else says if everyone did just go to /bant/ he would act like a superhero celebrity and rub it in everyone's face how he saved it all while still engaging in his autistic hall monitor behavior
hp will be hopping on his French VPN and posting a soyjak alysa liu dolly any moment now
>>223571782>>223571782>>223571782we're in here
>Spain: Ceuta and Melila (both border Morocco), Canary Islands - literally part of Spain>France: French Guiana (next to Brazil, Martinuque and Guadeloupe (in the Caribbean), Mayotte and Reunion (next to Madagascar) - literally part of France>Portugal: Madeira and Azores (slap bang in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean)so why isn't Gibraltar and Anguilla and Bermuda and Jersey and Guernsey and Turks and Caicos and the Falklands just flat out UK?Why are they so autonomous?don't like it annex them init
>>223572036Don't care, he's basedHe destroyed virtually every schizo on here
dtfic is like bladebest vampire hunter is a vampire
torrential flooding in my area and Glenda was almost floating away so i took her indoors to keep her safe
>>223572073hi glenda :3
dtfic still ghost posts btw
>>223572073cute kot
>>223572079i§ that you
rudolph the red nose QUEER DEERhad a very shiny ARSEand if you ever saw SHITyou'd even say he FARTS
>>223571999actually scremain
>>223572084roar
>>223572095yeah!
just came back from gettin chowder, what did i miss?
>>223571896playing Pokemon when i was 14 would have been INCREDIBLY gay tho.
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE WHITE BOYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAS6YerPP-8
>>223571998were you an accident?
>>223572127remember who you area pedophile
https://youtu.be/HOYLkf3lZQo
>>223572118When and why did you start to let yourself go?
>>223572014christcucks HATE space
glad to hear of a pay increase for ukrainian soldiers in order to improve morale!
>>223572127
nigga
>>223572167mate
>>223572164
>>223571789
>>223572167
>>223572143why does space look like this now? all gay and purple, instead of white dots on black?how can they just CHANGE space...?
>>223571999this board is no kids game; go fuck yourself
>>223572141Those are 20, 30, 43. So halfway between the last two
>>223572178Just rude
>>223572122This artist is a QT
>>223572178mad how badly she mindraped you
>>223572185You dont look that fat desu, why dont you diet?
>Screenshot 2026-08-02 2.43.57 AM.png
sneedconsulates entered the room
>>223572164>>223572094>>223572015antes que me desangre digo: Japón es cagada [Chorus]No soy fan de Epstein, carnalNo soy fan de Cuties, carnalEstos lolicerdos son muy criminalEsos pinches adictos, qué perra mamadaEs que algo me dice: Japón es cagadaPuro Epstein en Japón, quítate a la vergaAquí en México a las mujeres se les respeta[Chorus]No soy fan de Epstein, carnalNo soy fan de Cuties, carnalEstos lolicerdos son muy criminalEsos pinches adictos, qué perra mamadaa que algo me dice: Japón es cagadaPuro Epstein en Japón, quítate a la verga!Aquí en México a las mujeres se les respeta
>>223571999>heathermong used to spam /who/That's news to me
>>223572197she's 60 btwmental
Who is the greatest living Englishman?
>>223572196drunk with no motivation
>>223572212Sting
When I see myself in videos I’m such an ugly freak it’s really depressing especially since I look like chad in the mirror
>>223572212harry kane i reckon
>>223572212david irving
>>223572212Sir Christopher Nolan
>>223572212Rik Mayall
how the FUCK do you make youtube music plasylist songs show the MV instead of a picture
>>223572205Bad Bunny singing this at the Superbowl would've been hype as fuck
>>223572212HelperLad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3kb9Dt_QbE
>>223572206/who/ had a schizo that would copy and paste random /brit/ posts so people have naturally accused him of being every /brit/ personality from heatherfreak to finlad
>>223572205
You had increased the level of readiness.We severed our diplomatic relations with them together.Now they sneedsulate by sneedconsulateposting
i am willing to fight and die to halt the russian hordes in eastern ukraine!
>>223572212Michael Caine
I play HOI4 but I only play as the Allies (the good guys).
>>223572212(You)
>>223572181>white dots on blackwoke nonsense
>>223572181woke mob got it
just fried a nice slice of air
mind the posts>>223571951>>223572018don't mind the yellow meat neither their enablers
>>223572206>>223572243Yeah nah /who/'s schizo was genuinely mentally disabled Heathermong's posts you could at least understand why he does ithttps://whogen.miraheze.org/wiki/Worst_/who/_threads_ever
>>223572257you are very cute!
do i watch the new ricky gervais show, i know its probably not good, but whatever
i wonder if katie was into latinx men that play the guitar.
>>223572286>An absolute dumpster fire of a thread, consisting almost entirely of extremely schizophrenic sockpuppeting and copypasting from various sources, including /britfeel/ and previous threads.>It is hard to contemplate the utter carnage and terror which has engulfed so many anons in this thread.>Heinrich Himmler ERP>The unwanted sequel to Let's Kill Hitler.
>>223572282@grok what does any of that mean?
>>223572212me
T+19h 00m 00s new nanna makina set gwarrnnnnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-cGE6aQdo
They'll look back on my era and say I wish I was there x
>>223572291He has all the money in the world and his idea came from him sitting in his bath alone thinking>imagine if cats could talk funny
>>223572192could only find her 'avatar' at first, she draws herself as some floppy-haired, long-nosed triangle face of indeterminate gender....and you know what, yeah.
>Dan Wooton Roleplayscream
ricky was carried by steve and karl
>>223572212MouseNONCE
>>223572303Imagine people archiving the worst /brit/ threads and commenting on them
>>223572291don't watch anythingTV is just a 1950s fad that never went anywhere
in 10 days i'll have dug myself a hole to kick back in on fistral beach absoluteley off my head on stella, where will you be?
>>223572340Technically Scottish
>>223572326she won
>>223572346On the gay porn
perhaps a unwanted kernel update without even doing anything wrong
52 bombaclaat pussywagon chicken nuggets
>>223572311
>>223572343mad how like 90% of tv shows ever made just suck, they're repetitive, unoriginal, unfunny, and exist purely to fill the void so you can force the viewers to watch ads, and we see this as normal
>>223572352Clearly not, he’s quite obviously English as evidenced by his streams.
>>223572362big up our japanese friends
>>223572353some girl i knew at school is now non-binary and married to that NerdCubed guyshe illustrates vidya art booksall very happy and nicegood for her/them fr fr
BEHIND YOU STANDS A SYMBOL OF OPPRESSIONHMP FRANKLANDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8
>>223572364Yeah. But then some of TV is also True Detective Season 1. So, think on that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCCtI2si-ms
>>223572356waste of an opportunity. next solar eclipse is 2090 lad
>>223572357perhaps AN unwanted kernel update without even doing anything wrongFixed.
>>223572374I'm korean.
>>223572395big up our american, japanese and korean vpn users
thinking in sneedgookish makes the money spent on education not worthy
Ahh so dess ka Gomenasai Yosh, iku ze
>>223572391I don't sleep. I just dream.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785636260578866.mp4
AND DO YOU ACCEPT THE RESIGNATION OF ALL THESE LIARS AND THE CORRUPT
RUN AWAY FROM ME BABYRUN AWAY
>>223572401alri
IT IS TIME TO TRUST THE PEOPLE OF SUNDERLAND WITH THE TRUTH
WE TAKE SUNDERLAND FROM THE CORRUPT
hiGaranasneedGana
>>223572286idk, the bbc fetish roleplay in the first link definitely feels like something heatherspastic would do
SUNDERLAND IS YOURSNONE SHALL INTERFEREDO AS YOU PLEASE
kataGanasneedsneed (traditional)
would empty my bollocks in katie desu
STEP FORWARD THOSE WOULD SERVEFOR AN ARMY WILL BE RAISED
on the 12th of august Britain will experience a ~93% totality solar eclipse. don't say i didn't give you a heads up
>>223572442That's Jennacuck, he's actually posted here a few times under a Danish flag/who/ was too insane even for him so he stays in /hr/ and /s/ now
COURTS WILL BE CONVENED
>>223572458you should rather post on /bra/ before someone do this for you
Thank God you lot have to deal with the Sunderland spastic and not us
SPOILS WILL BE ENJOYED
>>223572471I filtered him ages ago, he's still here?
BLOOD WILL BE SHED
sean from sunderland was not succesful in courting his love interest. she let him down kindly but is constantly messaging other lads.
mad how i'm a man in his 20s and i've got no mates.like if you think about it it's legit mad mate.
they ought to make me the pope of rome id be non-woke
THIS GREAT CITYIT WILL ENDURESUNDERLAND WILL SURVIVE
the melty of the melties hour
>>223572478is this a reference to metal gear rising?
An old discarded spacex second stage rocket will hit the moon on Wednesday
Completely dire thread
most fruitful use of a 4chan pass/tripfagging i've seen yet
>>223571999you retards actually migrated to the sharty?i stayed on desuarchive ghostposting
>>223572510Get it aimed directly at my tender ballsack
just ate a nice apple
>>223572391Yeah, and ALF.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEGw_XdCnl0
>>223572514agreed, I will take my leave now
>>223572523right well that's our girls having painful pregnancies for the remainder of humanity, thanks cunt
>>223572536what
>>223572523bizarre lie
>>223572523lies, lies, by god lies.
>>223572547when uhh eve ate the apple they were removed from the garden of eden or some shit. you're the american, you tell me
Fuck it might just embrace my villain arc x
Po
>>223572556Have you changed your nappy yet?
>>223572556we get youve had a few jars and a few tokes but please just step away from the 13 year old white working class
>>223572341we need a /brit/ historian to write stuff down like that, what we have now is like how tribes have elders who know all the lore and it's just passed down orally
>>223572434sir connor tomlinson
>>223572556come visit us in /cum/ :)
>>223572572How will people in 100 years look back and view HelperLad? Will they understand him?
>>223572391https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785637392435886.webm
franco baresi has died at age 66
>tribes have elders who know all the lore and it's just passed down orallyktim
>>223572594blud is getting his news from hesgoal
>>223572586No clue my brain filters all his posts because they're boring to me so I don't know his personality, can't even give you a rough draft of any post he's ever made, just know he's been here for years
>>223572599lmao i just saw a yt short about it
you lads ever been to an anime/gaming convention in your country?
>>223572556You're getting b-dubbed brother, take your ass offline while I sort this shit out. God damn it.
LET'S NOT STAND ON CEREMONY HERE, MY WAYNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuWsOHIlbfE
>>223572613posted it again award
screaminghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785604115619052.webm
PEACE HAS COST YOU YOUR STRENGTHVICTORY HAS DEFEATED YOU
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785637840129646.mp4
Renewables provided more than half of the UK’s electricity for the second consecutive year in 2025, delivering 52.1%, up from 50.5% in 2024, new government statistics have confirmed.According to the figures, highlighted by industry body RenewableUK, renewables generated a record 153 TWh last year, on the back of rises in wind and solar capacity, above-average wind speeds and record sunshine.Wind provided 29.5% of the UK's electricity in 2025, up from 29.2% in 2024, while solar generated a record 6.9%.RenewableUK’s CEO Tara Singh said the statistics are good news for billpayers as in 2025 wind reduced wholesale electricity prices by 31% by cutting the need for gas-fired power plants.
>>223572621holy crap she was calm as hell
I take over Amsterdam x
>>223572614>You're getting b-dubbedWhat the fuck is that?
>>223572629it's OVER for cum skins
Wait is this an incel website?!
>>223572658*leaves*
Timothy James Byrne herehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1785555683127164.webm
>>223572652Code for "brainwashed" in my professionIt's when your private thoughts are steered by memes. Such as those on a twitter feed. You see meme: "oops I guess I'm a basic bitch... oh well (evil black lady face)" and then a few days later that same exact thought appears in your head with no memory of seeing the meme making you the evil black lady.
rebuild britain
>>223572658of course not, we respect katie here.
awful awful thread
>>223572691Mate, I get that you're an NPC tier American but don't read too much into my posts. I'm basically just testing the simulation at this point. Maybe that was what Hitler did or what Trump is doing now. Who knows.
/brit/, you don't get it.This may be hard for you to understand but there is no conspiracy, nobody is in charge.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0
new peace deal just dropped
>>223572715Let me finish. Making you the evil black lady so you're buttered up for some psyopsss. When you're in that zone you're more susceptible to x idea. Evil black lady, the world's a simulation isn't it. Test it. Next video. AI guy jumping off a skyskraper onto a trampoline and bouncing back to the top. Someone needs to hear this, maybe not you.
>>223572732Neville Chamberlain at it again?
>>223572731end your villain arc immediately. turn to Christ, as Crosslad and Blad did before you.only then will you be truly worth of the 'UK CHAIRMAN' title.
There is a reason why nobody ever hires americans in Europe, and why there are a lot of european professors in american unis. Their system is a joke.
>>223572750What system?
watching the latest dayz streamer content server but only allowing myself to touch my penis when a clan streamer kills a nameless player with a chamber loaded p38 pistol meanwhile the clan's 6 squad all have DMR rifles at their base. it's called loot economy babes x just get better
>>223572757Nintendo 64
>>223572632fucking grow up
>>223572769you calm down rorkeypops
>>223572745It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Big brother is not watching you x
>>223572632
The mask we wear is incompatible with the thirst for knowledge, the pursuit of truth.
reckon if i lock in i can become quite handsome
You think anybody wants to ask questions? All they want is a clear conscience and a fat paycheck x
yo chat are we cooked? broo
i should probably learn how to do the mob of the death easter egg for black ops 2 zombies, me and my mates are gonna attempt it tomorrow.
reminder that climate change is predicted to kill about 4 billion people if earth's temperature reaches 3 degrees celsius above pre-industrial revolution average temperatures.we are forecast to reach that number in 2050, which will then inevitably lead to casualties not seen since the 14th century black death in europe, but this time worldwide
>>223572795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUPXj6hHnvYHere we go
>>223572798oh no
farted so hard today that my rusty sheriffs badge is now sore, sick of it all
gonna have a night cuppa and hop on the rocket league
>>223572798All brown people hopefully.
>>223572775>>223572791What have we come to, it's so much worse than I thought
>>223572791You might be getting groomed nigga (sorry psyop friends), don't do anything evil or stupid. And I'm not American. I'm English. From Newcastle. And I'm 3x heavier than the average man from there. Muscle. Tattoos and muscle. Geordie. A real Geordie too mate.
>>223572809can i kiss it better
fucking screaming the house down
>>223572817Not really. Just more pathetic x
4 billion death in 20 or so years? yeah sure mate.
love this lad
browsing /r/4chan
>>223572826You make me sick Helper
>>223572842um, why did the pic change colour when I saved it?
sneedpago and sneedlibre actually want to be sanctioned so there we go
>>223572842need the belgian writing some psychotic interracial fantasy involving him pronto
rorke moving to New Hampshire and committing citizenship fraud to obtain a Trump passport
Javier, MILEI a.k.a. Javier, EXOCET a.k.a. BOKO HARAM LEADERSHIP
>>223572863Despise this orange fool.
Well, I fell for it. Have your laugh, passcunt, I'll be back.
>>223572824lol
fat slags corr
>>223572863i predict in 30 or so years all this trump shite is gonna be quite valuable as collectors item's, souvenirs from time past.
>>223572847I make me sick too, we're both part of the system. Nobody wants to see the big picture, life's too complicated. I mean, let's face it... the reason we're here is that it's out of control.
>>223572855he made fun of rosenoir so ziedy doesn't like him
>>223572822hehe yeah you can x
>>223572732meanwhile be considerate of>>223571951>>223572018>>223572867
>>223572889you are severely mentally ill
im a groyper
>>223572884Full scale collapse in session xIt not right x Skint til fucking thursday
rorke gaslighting his family that he's always hated trump
>>223572875piggy wiggy
sneedjoshyoshposh
>>223572897ktim
i remember back when i was 10 years old my english teacher was quite a hottie, she was 30, her husband had cheated on her so she divorced him (she told us in class).She didn't have a bad temper, but she could be brutal with words, just completely destroy you verbally.
>>223572899>he sold out to the jews, mum
https://youtu.be/AMs0y-Vvo2I
josh and yosh are still in the room
>>223572919ok
>>223572927i wish i could fuck her.
>>223572878President AOC will order the military to burn it all so yeah i could see it being like Nazi memorabilia in that respect
>>223572891>my face when I read this
rorke becoming a pontins blue coat at 41
>>223572907wtf is on her wrist?
might visit southern chile and just never come back
>>223572842get the cold mash watchedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVz6OUluEhw
Garn pool rooms in my dreams tonight x
>>223572951It's way better lock the fuck in out of them and make every Chilean starving to death
mental that whenever you see a group call video discussing seaside mark all the participants are easily bigger melts than the man himselfmakes you think
>>223572963liminal
>>223572951why
>>223572907She's got tits like a sparrow
>>223572967yeah thats something that most people see often
>whenever you see a group call video discussing seaside markRight, well I've never seen that have I. Got a job and have seen a vagina and such.
https://youtu.be/ryvXkn_P7Sk
>>223572967makes sensewhat is ultimately sadder:a random mong sharing his thoughts or the people obsessed with him?
Done a huge pooWorried that I might flood the bathroom when I flush it
>>223572951not a visit at that point then is it you bitch
>>223572980Mark is the main character and head honcho of the youtube drinking community. You are nothing little lad.
by putting an entire sanitary border at the border of the aconcagua region
>>223572977you've got really good blueberries
make the new i have a clever blogpost i want to make
>>223572969Pool rooms hide secrets we get to explore them in our dreams. Why have millions of children had the same dream? We've all dreamt about the pool rooms.
Sometimes I wonder if dreams are us visiting other realities. I've had extremely vivid dreams lately. In one I actually felt pain. Like legit physical pain.
>>223572983
>>223572834nah didnt say thatsedthe temperature we reach around 2050 will lead to 4 billion deathsdoesnt mean all suddenly happen same time
Get in my lad x
>>223573004go to bed you gimp, i hope you get sleep paralysis demon that rapes you to death
Happier times x https://youtu.be/i1ndV7QRhqQ
>>223573021>>223573021>>223573021
>>223572824roar
>>223572824s
>>223572999>>223573109>>223573109>>223573109>>223573109
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid