women's tennis edish
right well thats me and bruce snookered then isn't it
>>223578700:/
Meestah tim
hopefully tim gets crushed to death by his electric recliner. it would be a fitting end
Are Nigel edish
>>223578628Most people here have never seen a ship in real life, let alone gone down with one. 70% of the country have never even been to the coast
glaswegian watching scary movie:>the weans brothers are so funny
*enters /brit/*
wish i could apply for a job in his care home so i could take his money
do the jocks get more bank holidays than us then or is it a trade off kind of arrangement? will be LIVID if the sweaties have more mandated days off than me
Diego would be gutted to see the Shane Richie arrest video
>>223578734>70% of the country have never even been to the coastextremely grim. dont think i could handle living more than 30 minutes from the ocean
anyway i'm going now so i might as well tell you my thread was going to be a cow tools edish
scrotanic roar
Does anyone have an opinion on cities in England? Any worth living in for an extended period of time? No, not a weekend city break. I mean really living. I live in Rutland and the only city I've visited is Lincoln. As far as I can tell from surfing the web is London is the only proper city in England.
>>223578700that's a piss tube. timbo puts his horrible little willard in that.
>>223578764yanks are doing the job brits dont want to do
>>223578746need this camera angle on emma raducanu at wimbledon next year
>>223578700ugh timmy make a stinky..
>>223578750scottish one is start of august because their summer holidays start earlier. england wales and nword ireland get one at the end of august because their summer holidays start later. this bank holiday is to allow parents to go school uniform shopping
Anime
>>223578775>>223578700got his nappy on too
>>223578744is that bollock cancer
Rorke going mentalCody blowing his gasket
>>223578764this is my favourite one
BLEHJ
>>223578740shat masel laafin
>>223578750https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=does+scotland+have+more+bank+holidays+than+england
We must thank the Janitor for doing such a great job over these past few months, a brilliant job even! He has crushed The Parasite and allowed us to live in Safety & Security. He has brought us into a new Golden Age away from the sickening crimes of that wicked, wicked person
>>223578811I don't get it
just lifted weights got the same reps and weight as last time haha :9
lots of anime pussy being posted
>>223578819Hear, hear. I say they should raise his salary 25%
>>223578819
/brit/ is proudly sponsored by Saudi Aramco
>>223578764I have 3 books of this guy's comics. Big fan of the sensible chuckles they provide.
What does Rorke think about Rupert Lowe giving up his little Restore project and begging for Nige to let him back into Reform?
>>223578820the idea that cows are eating grass because they didn't realise it was grass, the implication being that they've been tricked into it, rather than it being their natural diet
Playing PragmataMight get a daughter, give myself something tangible to live for
>>223578858based no more brother wars
>>223578859But it is literally their natural diet
>>223578858why did he do the video to camera but then also have a second camera pointing at the side of his headwhat were all that about
>>223578842Funny how ziedbelg does his sponsors and makes a post or two but heatherpaedo is still here all day every day
>>223578858the left could learn a thing or two about unity for the greater good
Now I'm going to be honest that really makes me cross
there are eleven jollibee stores in the United Kingdom
>>223578884W soon the entire world will be under FILIPINO RULE
>>223578879either incredibly stupid post not to realise the correlation there or youre heathernonce false flagging
>>223578858QRD? Not seeing anything on mainstream news outlets. Presumably they're trying to suffocate the story.
orange you glad you're not a catholic
>>223578893?
off to see mumberg and her partner with the gf today
>>223578881>>223578789>>223578750there are 12 bank holidays in my country
calling trans people decepticons
https://www.tiktok.com/@marry.the.night4/video/7652311412190104845
>>223578912weird thing to call your dad
scotland only gets 1 more bank holiday in january because traditionally presbytarians like rabbie burns went tonto for hogmanay. it was more important than christmas so now we get 2 days at christmas and 2 days at new year
>>223578913>labour day>take the day off work
There are no jollibee stores in australia wtfFix it. Now
>>223578918auto(gynephilia) bots
>>223578918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtRpPXUT9g
>>223578913>juneteenthamericans are a deeply cringe people
my mates are screaming saying they’ve just seen someone famous and sent this photo in the WhatsApp I don’t know who it is
>>223578900Lowe made a video calling on Restore and Reform to uniteObviously knowing Farage is going to refuse because he's a petulant manchildHe hasn't 'given up' on Restore despite what that retard you're replying to says
>>223578913your toilers are treated like shit so they dont get any
>>223578951this nigga complaining about a day off work in the summer
>>223578874Yes, it wouldn't be a joke otherwise
went to a jollibee in london last time i was there and theres something rotten about it. the portion sizes were good though. the place was rammed full of obese filipinos
please consult the listhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_public_holidays
>>223578944we have jolibee here :D
my package from china is finally out for delivery
>>223578956beavo, dont know what his gimmick is just recognize his strange face
can't stop farting
I swear my typing skills have declined massively over the last yearI'm a 30 year old unc :(
not sure when to start cookingsoon i think
>>223578973I WANT TO LIVE MY DREAM IN NEPAL
>>223578981dont like this
>>223578959Restore has served it's purpose in shifting the Overton Window dramatically. A merger with a professionalised Reform along with the adoption of some Restore values would be a huge victory for the British Right.
>>223578992what you cooking
>>223578973based iranpublic holidays are a measure of how much your country actually has beliefs and culture they still follow
>>223578959Clearly hes giving up, he’s admitting Restore will never be able to defeat Reform (which was obvious to anyone but him)
>>223579002also undecided
>>223578981seen that bitch in anime
>>223578964it's got an irritating name
>>223579022spooky
bing bang digger rigger dong happy words i say when i am dancing
>>223579011make some chicken with baharat spice blend and chickpeas cucumber and greek yoghuyrt
>I take pride in how I look and how I live. I’m friendly, well-spoken, and most importantly, I know how to have fun. I’m single, childfree, I live alone, and enjoy life.What do you guys think good or not good for my bio
>>223579001Yes but that's not going to happen because Farage hates anyone taking the limelight This is only going to be a win-win for Lowe: if Farage agrees he's back in the party, if he doesn't then it at least stops the whole 'he's only doing this to get back at Farage' perception people have of Lowe and makes Farage look petty
>>223579022just outed yourself as a fruity incel
be aware that incelwalking counts as assembling and you could be penalized and fined
>>223578973not checked it yet but I read england has the second fewest of any country in the world
>>223579041my pussy just dried up
>>223579039replace the chicken with tofu and maybe you have a deal
>>223579041Not
>>223579004If he was giving up he would have dissolved the party you mong
gutted
>>223579041Don't know. Never did online dating. Only had sex with one girl over a decade ago.
>>223579041you would unironically find more joy putting some stupid meme in your bio, go for laughs women are simpletons
>>223579059whats that fermented tofu thats kind of like meat use that with a little liquid smoke added mm yeah
>>223579073just fall in the sea
bang my tight smooth femboy arse
>>223579041>>I take pride in how I lookgay
>>223579081tempeh?
>>223579073they're always such killjoys :/
Anyone able to measure their fingers for me? Wondering if I have small hands/fingers. I've got my measurements. Not going to say what mine are until you tell me yours, since I don't want trolls skewing the data.
>>223579073just jump before you land
>>223579041would rather hang myself before typing out something like this
Forever requesting invites to buy Pokemon cardsJust want to buy my niece and nephew some gifts but spotty fat greasy cunts snatch them all up the moment they're in stock and it's impossible to get any at retail price
that norafawn lass is leng isnt she
favourite hindu god?
no one actually says "finna" in real life it's a purely internet abbreviation
>>223579074ktim also bodycount of 1 then back to being a virginoid
>>223579069Not really as that would get rid of all his leverage over Farage wouldn’t it? Retard
>>223579125Kalki
sweaty australian clunge
>>223579116from the bottom of my palm to the tip of my middle finger is 10 inches
Couple of days ago I was on the Amalfi Coast, today I'm having diarrhoea in a Lidl toilet
saying g forces instead of g force sounds like baby talk
Currently waiting to be tested for meningitis
>>223579121all logan pauls fault
>>223579123being lenger if she had a willy
>>223579048My inceldom is well documented
>>223579073not how acceleration workscannot believe you mongs trust the ai overview
>>223579142Hope u die from it
off to get wemdy burger for lunch
>>223579101yea is it any good
my twink feet fucking stink
>>223579139This is troubling
>>223579140finally some OC. my lidl doesnt even have toilets
do u reckon only ever shagging one girl then never getting sex again is worse than virgin? Cos it’s a feeling u can’t get back but at least a virgin lives in ignorance
>>223579140>PXL
>>223579140serves you right
>>223579160yeah there's some nice things you can do with tempeh
>>223579125shakti and shiva
>>223579151alri einstein explain it
Is it worth driving for an hour and 20 minutes to try wingstop or is it another pale imitation of real yank slop
mad what a waste of life WW1 was
>>223579126black fellas do
>>223579189It's fried chicken mate it tastes exactly how you expect
>>223579189cant imagine why it would be worth it
>>223579130>he's giving up>but he also keeps his leverage He's not giving up then you drooling spastic
>>223579194yeah
how it feels to stop giving af and start murdering people
>>223579189Pale imitation. Like Wendy's and Dunkin' Doughnuts. Tastes like Wetherspoons. Might be the same catering produce.
a pig in my opinion should be fatlike a woman
air maxes on
>>223579154Thanks anon
>>223579194*gives you a white feather*
>>223579189it's literally just fried chicken you spastic it all tastes the same everywhere
>>223579189
I'm sorry, master, but I have to go all out. Just this once.
nigga named bernard
they got a soijak for everything
>>223579218:(>>223579237no need to be rude you angry little man
in one of those moods i want to be face down in the darkroom of a sauna having the insides fucked out of me by multiple anonymous men, just a set of holes for them to breed really
popeye's on uber eats has free delivery and buy one get one free at the mo so might order two chicken sarnies
>>223579275Tim Hortons too
>>223579252roar
>>223579252Love watching people get trampled for ignoring the signs and boundary linesAlso when they grab the horses despite the signs and it bites them haha
>>223579203I accept your concession
gays: You know where you poo from just stick your cock in there mate ta cheers
Are we in /brit/ all for the nanny state?
songs are shorter now. probably because of tiktok isn't it
>>223579316They have a comment section but you're too cowardly to use it.
ACTIVEEEEEEE
>>223579316Don't remember students going on holiday during term time when I was a nipper. '97 baby here.
>>223579330love this gimmick
any UK Punters in?How many escorts have you shagged?
am I a snob or is vinted just full of tat?
>>223579336read that wrong
>>223579322sabrina carpenters new tune has a 6 minute rick wakeman style keyboard solo
>>223579322brainrot generation
>>223579343the concept is that people sell stuff they dont want any more
lupita nyongo sex arse
>>223579245This is just how fast food franchises operate, a brown family running it all Same over here too with Dominos and the other runt slop places you lot adore
>>223579316Skipped an entire term in highschool to stay at our holiday house in greece, dont recall there being any consequences
>>223579316Complete opposite of reality.The nanny state is bad but parents should absolutely not be allowed to take their kids on holidays during term time. Insane how this has become common.
>>223579316i'm all in for licking her arsehole
>>223579275tried a bunch of yank fast food in the uk and none of it really stands out besides mcdonalds and kfcwhether that's recipe differences from in the usa idk, but cant honestly see why they'd be so popular in america otherwise
>>223579218>Might be the same catering produce.I used to work for JJ Food Service and while I didn't deliver to wingstop I've delivered to loads of different slop shops and they all use pretty much the same shitAll paki takeaways use the same shit without fail, must be written in the quran or something
>>223579362Yes it’s very important that kids don’t miss out on their mandatory BLM/LGBTQIA2+++ lessons to go on a 1 week holiday with their family
>>223579343it's become inundated with it
>>223579353they only get rid of the junk
>>223579351scr
The real redpill is that holidays abroad simply shouldn't be allowed.
FREE THE TRANSDEMFREE THE TRANSDEMSMASH TERF ISLAND
OI, I GOT ME FINGER STUCK IN ME BUM
>>223579396what about to brittany?
I weigh 1/10th of a ton
>>223579245>>223579358how does not wearing shoes make the food less hygienic?
mad how you guys can go to europe for like 20 bucks but continue to rot in your bedrooms ffs
rum looking catberg
>>223579414Mad how you haven’t killed yourself yetYou should
>>223579414It's not THAT cheap
>>223579369US pumps their goyslop full of msg corn syrup butter fat and salt. The UK standards do not allow this to the same degree. A piece of american KFC would be branded a dangerous weapon on the quiet streets of england.
>>223579411being indian does
>>223579406should never have listened to that little dutch boy down by the dike
most rorke post ever
>>223579417Handsome berg
>>223579362Noo you cant save £100s so the kids can doss about for the last week of school
And your thoughts on cold showers?
>Katrina on Richard>What were you hoping for?>>To finally meet “the one”.>Would you meet again?>>Possibly, as friends cant really be this picky at 60 can you
At this point I have to accept that everyone around me is getting worse in terms of their behaviour since these are the end times. I should just prioritise my own mental wellbeing.
>>223579362have this (You)
>>223579431no need for that >>223579434pic related just swim back
cheetahs arent real big catstheyre just house cats that live outside all the time
>>223579454of course you can
>>223579443He can’t help himself can he lmao he’s such an old milennial faggot
>>223579414Nothing to do alone. Go to europe and incel walk around awkwardly and then sit in a hotel room alone. Or go to a bar and sit in the corner alone on your phone. Or eat alone at a restaurant and internally converse about how great the french food is. No thanks. Im wanking over here
>>223579461fact big cheetah won't like this
>>223579449They'd save even more money if they didn't take them.
>>223579441AND NOW I'VE GOT ME FINGER STUCK IN ME BUM
>>223579461thats a leopard for a start
>>22357941420 "bucks" is like £3 mate I can't even get the bus to the next town over for that
>>2235794432014 called they want their post back
>>223579460Right so one way so you’re not coming back.Want to take any luggage with you or are you living like a tramp? Now go and find the hotel and add that to your costTaxis to and from the airportFood costs It adds up
>>223579471best parts of holidays are doing stuff you cant do at home and making connections with strangers from another culture desu >>22357949420 great british bucks i mean
>>223579491leopards are real big cats
>>223579494you can now since sir andrew burnemdown locked fares to two squid
>>223579450love them, much better for the skin i will never go back to hot showers again
Anything scarier than dementia lads?
>>223579499>Food costser you have to eat wherever you are mate
>>223579455idgi
>>223579520i cant remember
>>223579518do you not get cold
been buying shite on amazon and selling it for twice as much on ebay
mental how if you go to Australia with 10 grand and convert it to their money you’re now a millionaire
Cozzie lives is only a problem for retarded lumpenprole runts who have kids they can't afford.It would be much better for society and for these people if people who are incapable of staying out of poverty were sterilised. They'd have more money and wouldn't burden future generations.
flights were never the expensive parts of holidaysyes yes we get it retard the flight is £10 and it's cheaper than the bus to the airportwell done retardnow add up the taxis, hotels, restaurants, and other holiday expenses and you'll see your trip to spain will still be several hundred pounds not £20 for a return flightwould honestly love to torch you retards in the face with a blow torch
>>223579499ffs just hop on the plane
>>223579520slow growing inoperable brain tumour
Anyway, nitpicking and retaliatory autistic rage aside, the Aussie is correct that it is quite cheap for us to visit nice places in Europe
>>223579520Being eaten alive. Being tortured to death. Being falsely imprisoned and constantly sexually abused
wonder what the meal deals are like in spain
>>223579499nibba doesnt eat at home
>>223579521When you’re travelling to a different country as a tourist most people like to eat out at a restaurant. You’re not going to their tesco and cooking dinner for yourself alone each night are you
mad how toil is neverending
>>223579545departing from aus they are. you got no clue how lucky you are>>223579559haha thanks dunno why it caused such a meltdown
got this bruise for like 2 weeks now its not going away do you reckon its cancer its on the underside of my lower arm
>he is still doing that gimmick and getting zero replies omds
the way you lot argue all the time hurts my heart have you learnt nothing from mousey's plight???
>>223579520public transit in a major city(europe)
>>223579549king
>>223579585that's AIDS
shagging a twink
getting loads of cat food ads on reels i odnt even have a cat
I am immune to all cuckposting
>>223579575>You’re not going to their tesco and cooking dinner for yourself alone each night are youyeah I often doquite nice to go to European supermarkets and use their local produce and unique brands
>>223579582Right it’s my fault your parents decided to move to some shit desert island that’s completely isolated from the rest of the world?
>>223579587How can one man be so pathetic haha
>>223579585Youve been date raped. Someones drugging you and then having their wicked way with you
>>223579585what the hell is that
>>223579545oh my god £300 how could anyone afford that
>>223579619yeah
>>223579585no I think it's just a bruisemaybe you've got zinc deficiency so you're healing slow
>>223579530no your body gets used to it
>>223579619nonono bad angle you should have accused his grandfather of being a paedo rapist convict
Bum is actually weeing like a woman's fanny lel
:P
>>223579618Okay I’m talking about normal people not a freak like yourself
we're all going on an incel holiday
Genuinely cheaper to live abroad in hotels than to rent or get a mortgage
>>223579644
>>223579585have had bruises on my leg for over a year now from when i broke my foot last summer. very strange.
>>223579642only zoomzooms call people pedos now its their version of gay or faggot
>>223579632300 is 10 times more than 30 you utter spasticbig difference between saying "you can go to europe for £30" and "erm no actually it's £300 for the most budget 2-day shite imaginable"
where do incels usually holiday?
What if I told you that /deutsch/ is paid opposition
Raise the ISA allowance to £25,000 per year.Raise the Lifetime ISA allowance to £5,000 per year (plus a 25% government top-up for a cool £6,250 per year).Sterilise all non-whites.Freeze the NHS budget for 5 years.Implement a Department of Eugenics.Enslave the Boriswave and use them to build HS2 to its original plan.
>>223579650Bizarre lie
WOAHWE'RE GOING TO EAT PIZZA
>>223579652wheb imposter sus
>>223579659autismo type incels go to europe to look at trains and stuff anime ones go to japan
>>223579663If you have an ISA 25% should be in British stocks and shares.
think i paid 5 grand for my last holiday in total, including flights
>>223579667Not that bizarre. It's on topic. Not sure if it's a lie or not either.
>hs2that's the brown-brown city train right? so more browns can easily commute between bham and london
>>223579650cheaper to fly abroad than it is to travel by train up the country
>>223579620it is unbelievable
you could buy a house for 10 grand in bulgaria. but you wont though
he's changing the words in lyrics l ol
me? holiday in kent (I book the week off and stay in my house)
if bill gate bought a £10 flight he would actually make money thats how rich he is
>>223579697weird al and cumtown made millions of dollars doing this
>>223579690To be honest I don’t know who you’re talking about but I wanted to get it on the fun
any of yous been to stonehenge did you feel the ancestral energy
going to have to drink off this hangover. strong gin and tonic should do the trick
assembling the vinted wardrobe. recs?
what is it with incels and trains? Once you’ve seen one train you’ve seen them all they’re just rolling cars
you can save a lot on expensive holiday bills by bringing your own rustlers burgers and microwave from home
>>223579725a big hat
>>223579718same haha x
>>223579725loads of old crusty knickers
>>223579725yeah just get second hand women's stuff and sniff it while you wank
going to stonehenge and blacking out from the sheer wotanic energy
bill gate he computr
>>223579646I'm quite normalMind you I've never actually been on a solo holiday
by smoking dogends i found in the street and drinking strangers pints in pubs when they go to the toilets ive saved enough money for a holiday in blackpool
>>223579719Yes and yes :)
>>223579727They’re relatively predictable, follow schedules and patterns, there’s lots of different stats about them to memorise, models, part numbers, liveries. Tards love that shit
Newmade
>
going to stonehenge and getting gangblacked by the druids
>>223579743scr
>>223579575Depends what your accommodation is.
>>223579772giwtwm
>>223579763Well in mousey
>>223579808
>>223579575type of shit you have you to explain to autistic 12 year olds but here we are
pressing my tofunormally use salt water but i'm being lazy and want to save the washing up
NEW>>223579837>>223579837>>223579837
>>223579785you got the DUD!
bill gate£50wasted time
>>223579154I’m safe, faggot
>>223582499Wrong thread, silly me!
