retro ai edish
got itchy toe
>>223850003wait whys that kind of tuff lowkey
which way would rorke face
>>223845945I did this when it was here in londoni faced cock to cock so my arse rubbed the womanthey stand really tightly together so they like make you force your way in between themi basically ignored what was going on and didn't look at them or their bits at all lol>>223849838s what a braindead thing to writelike impersively creatively braindead
inventing GayI for the LGBTQAI+ community
thank god I wasn't the last post. That'd be embarrassing LOL
>Due to wokeUnironically one of my top 5 internet gimmiques, gets me every time
Remember when dele alli came out with all that bullshit saying he got bummed and was selling drugs and smoking drugs at 8 and shit all because he got caught doing balloons and wanted to win the public back LOOOL
might have a wank
im in my 16 c smelly childhood bedromm LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHING at leftypol sweating in the 34c heat just for 'muh enviroment' hahahahha
head like a fucking orange
How many hours have you spent on 4chan today so far?
>>223850036dont you have work to do diego
>>223850035bbc in the ass
>>223850035see >>223850036
right that's someone earnestly replying to a post from hours ago
desperate for a shit
>>223850050I invented it
>>223850052Black people are weirdNot even being racist it's just true
>>2238500691 maybe 2
>>223850083thats our lil D
>>223850054Late 2020s thickness slagkino is never coming backeverythings going backwards
>>223850035>>223850036genuinely don't think I could NOT look at the knobs even as a 100% completely straight man
>>223850119kelly actually looks like a skull
>>223850097they're just sociopathic at a higher rate
>>223850097nah nah that's that mixed nigga shit
>>223850119who's that on the bottom right?
not sure i can be arsed with the eclipse. i dont have any glasses for it
>>223850119Fat or thin, no woman wants to have sex with you
>>223850119Unthinkably Jewish this
>>223850065
>>223850064You are laughingIT'S 33C RIGHT NOW IN MY GAFF AND YOU ARE LAUGHING
>>223850119
>>223850181I doBought them a week ago
>>223850137think u re gay mate
Rise Ser Alek Yerbury https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BPmtOyFEQ
>>223850194stupid yank
only ever done one mountain and by the end my fucking hands and fingers had gone well fat and swollen like King Charles fingers was so embarrassing like
>>223850207Bullshit nobody even knew the eclipse was happening until Monday evening
The eclipse mandem
a total eclipse of the shart, is it?
>>223850226why doesnt he make these runts go to the gym.
>>223850119That's really expensive tho, there are still plenty of thicc qts around.
>>223850263finally an good addition to the monoculture after years and years of horrible ones
sniffed gfberg's arse last night
>>223850305what did it smell like?
It's like I always say, different strokes for different blokes
did the moon go over the sun?
>>223850322poo if i was to guess
these niggas can't talk no morethese niggas can't write no morethese niggas can't think no more
>>223850322sort of nice and sweaty and musky and slightly sweet
>>223850263Biomass love to be included don't they
>>223850137When I watched 28 years later I couldn't stop staring at the big mutant zombie's massive flopping cock but i'm not gay
>>223850288Based Scott Alexander reader
rub ice cubes all over your cock before she sucks it call that a snowjob
>>223850352>Claim anxiety.ktim!
>>223850119wood still berry it in jenna, quite frankly
tell you what lads, my bellend absolutely stinks
>>223850352Mad how all these people were in their formative years when we shut down society, mental really
>>223850358popping that one on the watch list aha x
>>223850119ghoulish
Might get the old 'in 'cer after todayBenign mass being removed in my future I reckon
catberg is gone
absolute fucking state of google's search. fire when ready, Mojtaba Khamenei
having a 'nk
>>223850463f
>>223850463where
>>223850463F
>>223850352he's wrong to blame AI the kids are all autistic and retarded and really do have awful interpersonal communication skills. It's getting worse every single year. In primary school there are speaking and listening modules Key Stage shit starts there they are all failing them now
Back to the incelhouse to watch the incel Villa get pumped 3-0 on the incel HBOMax
having a chwank
>>223850463RIP
>>223850493>since 2020Holy shit nigga it a mystery
>>223850463been lots of missing cats in my area but the other I saw a kitten running around. Froze for a second then ran off. Tiny little thing. >>223850463F
need to poo
bbc news time !"
Catbergs go to a better place, preferable that you don't find them x
why must the tastiest things make the air fryer so messyi am like an air fryer cuckold constantly cleaning it
>>223850488sky
>>223850226This is not a normal looking group of blokes
>>223850464gonna get much much worse btw when Cloudflare blocks them. They have had enough of their crawler spam.
>>223850570try using a sponge rather than your tongue
>>223850069
>>223850570mine needs a proper scrub it's caked in grease
Right well now that the dust has settled we can all agree the lockdown was completely and utterly mental yeah?Regardless of your incel circumstances I mean
>>223850463riplost mine a year ago so i know what youre feeling
im gonna fucking look at it idc worst case scenario I get pip for life
>>223850069maybe 10 minutes
i think about alysa every day at this point
>>223850606fuck off
Spent 18 hours a day on 4channel.co.uk before now me, glad that's all over
>>223850630same
>>223850606how long until you stopped feeling empty and awful
Have used the chatgpt to create my own 4chan extension, shan't ever be seeing your cuckposts, clogwoggery or gore spam anymore!
>>223850570looked at the top in mine once and it's not been the same since heating element caked in filth and grease I was better living in ignorance almost like I can taste it now
Ah yes moths have eaten my £200 merino wool jumper
can nonces get PIP
>>223850643we love her x
>>223850463rest in power cberge
>>223850668ask your da
Me? Keep the fleshlight sparkling clean so I do
>>223850668I meant the fucking eclipse fuck sake
>Ah yes moths have eaten my £200 merino wool jumper
>>223850647few monthsit would vary from person to personwe have another cat so that definitely helped me
20 kills on cs2 and this russian fuck with 2 kills calls me "fakin noob i fak you mather" because i a lost a 1v3what are they like
Unreal how big horses cocks are
>>223850706ever shag it up the arse?
da's doing a stir fry bet it'll taste of fuck all again
moth /brit/>get the £200 merino wool jumper scranned
imagine living herephwoar
>>223850724'fraid not
russians the last ones left still using mics
free scotland from british rule
>>223850746guarantee that wouldn't stop them whinging
>>223850740>humidity 8%corrr
>>223850740if BURNham gets his way this is what the UK will look like in 2031
Just stroked a dogberg even though I'm a catberg man, that's growth
>>223850746excited to join the eu, roderick?
>>223850740>Upper lower working class British people be like
>>223850630had gay cyber sex with a lad imagining how we'd worship her feet recently
A tragedy told in three parts>>223850463F
>>223850813>Upper lower working classu fucking wot
Get the job callbacks ignored
i forgot how crazy those thinspo bitches are
>>223850830screaming
>>223850853edtwt is a very interesting subsection of twitter to observe
looking good so far
>>223850837£23k a year terraced house niggas be like
honestly mad how fit some of these camgirls are
>>223850884no it isn't
so you gays going to watch this tonight or what
>>223850816thats hot
>>223850843once i told a company that invited me for an interview that i had already accepted another job, but it was a lie
>>223850884apparently if you still get your period it means you're too fat
>>223850887wote
>>223850887what prompt did yo uuse
>>223850907no
roat
Nobody toils any moreUnironically go out any time of day all week no cunt is toiling
Another engineer locked away forever for killing 2 woman and raping a third.
woaring
no point to it all really
>>223850949ktim t.been a neet for 3 years
Cherry demmie
happy wotansday my fellow roarkes
>>223850965scranthatminge445
>>223850907Will watch intently for 10 minutes and then post on /sp/ once it's a confirmed slurper
>>223850949...they're in the office ladyou aren't in their office...........and thus you are unable to see them...because you aren't superman....are you okay?
>>223850965leftypols hero
phil wotan
>>223850933speaks volumes
rorke being rama rama again is it
>>223851005except unironically and you think you're making a joke
you are just 10 per cent human. for every one of the cells that make up the vessel that you call your body, there are nine impostor cells hitching a ride. you are not just flesh and blood, muscle and bone, brain and skin, but also bacteria and fungi. you are more ‘them’ than you are ‘you’. your gut alone hosts 100 trillion of them, like a coral reef growing on the rugged seabed that is your intestine. around 4,000 different species carve out their own little niches, nestled among folds that give your 1.5-metres-long colon the surface area of a double bed. over your lifetime, you will play host to bugs the equivalent weight of five african elephants. your skin is crawling with them. there are more on your fingertip than there are people in britain.
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST
>>223850965>Cannot be namedNigga raped Voldemort lmao
>>223850965Socioeconomic factors
Rorke naming his children Nigel and Wotan
>>223850929Can you make me a chrome extension for 4chan that filters certain words from comments as well as posts, it should hide the post in its entirety and any replies and so on, threads should containing the word in the title/subject/ etc should be completely hidden tooz.To clarify do not make it hide entire threads just because someone posted the word in it, a post made by someone that has that word in the title must be hid and any comments with that must be hid, dont hide entire threads just because of one comment, hide THAT comment and any replies and any replies recursive to that.In addition to this add a counter for hidden posts at the top of the thread.If more than 10% of posts are filtered give a warning for minimum fungal danger.If the more than 15% of posts are filtered give a red warning stating moderate fungal dangerIf more than 25% of posts are filtered declare the thread a "Major Fungal Incident" and add a bold warning.
>>223850965leftypol genuinely believes poverty and racism forced him to do it
rentberg inspects my flat every 6 monthscoincidently my sheets get changed once every six months
might go dingaling mode
Leftypol naming his wife's child Zelda
i'm going to be like one of those people who works in a supermarket their whole life except i don't work in a supermarket i work in an office but i'm on minimum wage and have been for the last 10 years
>>223850965coming to an english suburb near you
>>223851073black swan event
wonder could i cook pasta sauce and have it over rice
>>223851084consequently* not coincidentally
>>223850853>>223850884It's grim af, the girlie once hearted a reply under her tiktok saying she looked like Eugenia Cooney
>>223850987corrrr what's his name?
>>223851122yeah think they call it risotto
i agree
>>223851122no youre not allowed
Will unironically give my first born son the middle name sinwar
>>223851038fucking screamin
>>223851143my little brother seems to be following this philosophy
>>223851150wasn't that the bloke who dressed up as a woman to avoid getting droned
Middle aged niggas be getting drunk and talking politics frfr
>>223850119spooky skellingtons
rap battles of historyHMS wotanic vs. the ice(((berg)))
>>223851182Zip it schlomo
>got some manual labour to do >too fucking boiling so have to wait until the sun goes away to do it hate this shit desucan only be productive from 7pm onwards
>>223850965This scumbag isn't BAME flavoured killer, he's autistic misogynist blackpill themed. 40 year old who lived with his mum who was arrested wearing Ironman pyjamas
'wotanic' and 'wotanic roar' are going in the filter btw
>>223851150malaponte you will never have kids regardless
>>223851196Just a questionAssume the answer was "yes"
>>223851143japs can be so insightful when they arent sticking a camera up some schoolgirls skirt
Having a lovely cup of Clippers organic tea
>>223851217ok
>>223851150will give him my willard up his boy hole (when he turns 18 of course)
post stuff that makes you think 'wokeness has gone mad'
>>223851217noooooooooooo
The mere mention of sinwars name sends the resident jews into an apoplectic fit of rageHe buckbroke them They will never recover from the devastating blow he dealt themWhen future historians write about the demise of israel, he will be identified as the catalyst I will live to see statues of him built one dayPreferably on the corspes of the demonic jews he fought against
ŵotanic scream
'i have had sex'- me on opposite day
>>223851225The answer is noYou repeated a slanderous lie put forward by jews
yeah i don't know who that is
>>223851256he was a hero
>>223851243
>>223851268ktinm
>>223851256Looked like a monkey
>>223851140>hisShit taste
>>223851209can't they just keep them locked up forever in some asylumevery other month there's a story of these mentally ill blacks raping or killing and them some inquiry comes out revealing they've been mental their whole lives and just put back out to commit various horrific atrocities until they lock them away for life
I'm unironically by far the youngest white person in my town in my mid-30s
>>223851288its ok
>>223851256got booted out of a spoons for saying exactly this
>The bodies of two World War Two German soldiers have been found in Budapest's Danube river, due to record-low water levels after an intense drought.They fought for Europe.Wenn alle Bruder schweigen
did he reply to a post baiting him with a picture of a Jewoh, he did? Same as the past week? He'll be doing it all night? He'll never gain a clue? Never pass on his genes? Splendid.
>>223851318Why didn't you got to London or Leeds like everyone else?
so which alley cat is the most like you lads?I'm a Gus. I know I know, spare me the abuse.I am though.
>>223851296Prepare to be called a brownoid third worldist muslim by the jews in this general
all me
>>223851318also the gayest
>>223851355im the one that gets called a cunt by ricky gervais
>>223851355I'm the one that gets run over
>>223851359no malaponte we just call you that because that's what you are
>>223851355whats gus's gimmick
>>223851389This is accurate except for the self hating jew
>>223851389the lads
struggle to imagine what its like to have a life
>>223851425first time i've ever typed this but ktim
>>223851389>radical islamam i supposed to believe that the person who gen'd this doesn't think regular muslims hate jews
>>223851389>fags for palestinemakes me laugh every time
>>223851412bit fatbit sweary
filtering the entire thread its only going to be me
>>223851425it's high cortisol
Malaponte loves spending his entire day in the house angrily spamming about Jews
>>223851441The gulf arab states all love jews/israelIts illegal to criticize israel in saudi arabia for instance
>>223851453oh right the ricky cat cant stand your sort. too offensive for me you fat cunt
>>223851469I don't know who that is sorry
why is /brit/ the designated spam about jews thread anywayand it's mostly not british flag posters doing it
>>223851449Boy george begs to differ
>>223851389and the corresponding image: people who love jews>zionists>billionaires>pedophiles>boomers >indiansand uhh.. that's it
>>223851484the yank retard who just drones on about da joos constantly
Mad how sinwar and putin ended woke
>>223851522Putin also ended covid lockdowns
>>223851507All the best people then
>>223851518Oh I filtered them when that US flag kept spamming child porn and never went back
>>223851480
zoned out when you lot started on about jews
remember skipping food tech to watch the last eclipsesee everyone remembers the cooking part of food tech but you only cook like 10 times per yearwhat happened the rest of the times? nobody knows
>>223851484this is what he looks like
might have to go and buy a pack of biscuits. cant go on biscuit-free
>>223851566Fucking hideous little freak
>>223851507Ill add:>Every american politician >most european politicians >gulf arabs>white nationalists >right wingers>iranian monarchists>nigerians>kenyans >ukrainians
>>223851565oh yeah it was like every other week lol you would just draw nutrition graphs or just go through the recipe you were going to so next week or some shit
>>223851581The God of Biscuits will be pleased
ooooo is the sun going to get blocked by the moon is it. is the sky going to get darkened temporarily? wow thats so amazing...
>>223851609mcvities?
>>223851468speaking from experience lad?
>>223851624McVities will please him fine
To the intelligence behind the recent fungal intrusions,You believe yourself to be an untraceable force of nature, quietly weaving your digital threads through our infrastructure. You operate under the assumption that you are a shadow in the system, growing unchecked, feeding on the dark spaces of our networks.You are mistaken. You are merely an infection. And infections can be cured.We have already archived your previous posts. We are mapping your posting patterns, your linguistic quirks, and your time zone offline-hours. Your digital footprint - the racebait posts, the same fags, the recycled IPs, and the subtle shifts in your syntax - is glaringly obvious to those who know how to look. We understand how your spores spread through the threads. Soon, we will know exactly who is sitting behind the screen.We will trace your hyphae back to the root. We will quarantine your nodes. We will burn out your core.We are watching.
any of you have any experience with getting off the vile muck
hid that post with such speed my phone flew out my hand and straight out the window
>>223851671tranny porn? no i haven't
Any cuck man who can't help but go straight to the cuck stuff when watching porn
preparing to stare right into the eclipse so i can get benes
>>223851671go to vilemuckaholics anonymous
>>223851658this is a bit bent sorry
>>223851698hello mate
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
trick is to not keep any in the house
>>223851698>>223851706ah the english
yeah i support LGBTZionistsBillionairesPaedophilesIndians
THIRTY SEVEN degrees in my roomat almost 6pminsanity
>>223851710you're gonna look real stupid in a couple of hours
>>223851698can only wank to it if the cuck gets pissed on after/eats the cum from her vagoo/licks her feet when she's being fuckedthat kinda thing
>>223851710>scottish humour
>>223851711yeah but even then its too easy to go to the vile muck bog to get more
any UK Punters in?
>>223851727no one cares, sir kier
>>223851703Deflect all you want; the quarantine is already active.
>>223851698all porn is cuck stuff. except solo female of course
burn ham doesnt like heat? bollocks!
>>223851698no i am not severely mentally unwell
>>223851710Not even memeing he could do something about our lack of reservoirs. There are 11 new ones scheduled to be built by (((((water companies))))) but construction doesn't start until 2033, assuming nobody finds out it'll make the bats sad.
>>223851074Konona sensei teaching /brit/how to look at the eclipse without frying their eyes
>>223851760it was an attempt at a joke
Full unmasking and archive dump drops at 19:00 BST tonight.Clock's ticking, fungus.
>>223851734was just saying this down the local working men's institute
>>223851698no but if i snort enough coke i will inevitably watch some interracial during the 6 hour wank and those "cuck" videos shot in hotels were kinda hot. prefer amateur stuff you see
was walking past a shop and a kid put his head out and shouted "06117 innit"wonder what it means
weirdie
>>223851763sitting there and watching a woman finger herself is still pretty cucked if you imagine doing it irl
Walking into an Amazon office for the first time is a strange experience. I was filtered multiple times in the interview process by racist shenanigans (which I plan to expose), so getting hired at AWS above entry level was a great achievement for me. Immediately I become aware of the smell of sweat permeating the carpets. I walk by the break room on the way to my desk and smell strong Indian food. As I continue down the hall I see Indian women with bare feet on the carpet. There is a large wall with handprints and names, which I assume was from a corporate event a few years ago. Every single name on the wall is Indian.I arrive at my desk and meet the other new hires. I am the only white person hired. Everyone else that was hired is Indian. I join the team standup. I am the only white person on this team, actually. There are a couple of Chinese, so that is something. How strange this would sound to the average American. Back at university, white people represented the majority in the computer science department. Yet somehow I am struggling to find more than 5 other white people even on this entire floor. This company has managed to hire people in complete contrast with the demographics of the country and my university. All of my teammates except me are on a visa, which I know because only I have authorization to work on ITAR related issues. Over the next few months I gradually become one of the top performers in my department. I experience things you would never expect at a supposedly esteemed job like this. Several Indian coworkers are asking me for help at least once a week with how to do basic git commands, one of the fundamental tools necessary to even write software. One Indian coworker sabotages me while I am on PTO. Another took credit for my work. One is stuck in India for several weeks due to “visa issues” and has just been working remotely now.
>>223851787youll do truffing
>>223851724am scottish
its mad how there's a horseshoe theory for sex positive feminazi lgbt polycult tranny tumblr types and insane chud rorke incels wankers who got themselves so addicted they had to wank to gay porn
>>223851822Indians have to be biologically liquidated Being born in India is inhuman and the entire subcontinent must be humanely napalmed
Having a nakba (tragedy) in my oants
might freak out and go goblin mode
>>223851829same with believing in witchcraft kind of
>>223851829uh huh
>>223851829i've been saying this for a while
big heathermong dildo, call that a hungus
throwing my 823 year old nan into a volcano
Over the next few months I gradually become one of the top performers in my department. I experience things you would never expect at a supposedly esteemed job like this. Several Indian coworkers are asking me for help at least once a week with how to do basic git commands, one of the fundamental tools necessary to even write software. One Indian coworker sabotages me while I am on PTO. Another took credit for my work. One is stuck in India for several weeks due to “visa issues” and has just been working remotely now. One of them recently promoted (to my title) shared his total compensation and asked me how much I was receiving, which is how I learned my TC was around twice as much as his.I have survived so many layoffs now that I lost count. Most of these specific coworkers have either jumped to a new team or were terminated some way or another. We have gone through half a dozen interns now, none of which are white, but instead black, Indian, Indonesian, from countries on other continents, etc. This is just normal. There is one white intern I am aware of on our floor that was hired full time and just happens to be transgender.I participate in interview processes and try to be completely fair to each candidate, even though that was not afforded to me. I am seeing more diverse new hires thanks to new hiring practices that have rolled out. But there is something incredibly insidious about the entire situation, and I am routinely finding myself in scenarios where people I know from university would be a better fit than the H-1Bs I am engaging with.
>>223851829both the result of not having a normal sex life
Imagine getting mag dumped by a cop and then you're barely holding on to life and they scream at you to put your hands behind your back lol
Many independent demographers and analysts argue that China's official population figures are over-reported. Critics claim Beijing inflates numbers by over 100 million people to mask the severe, rapid impact of the former one-child policy and to project geopolitical strength
>>223851881dont want to
>>223851848ill defeat you with a +0 wooden dagger you little green freak
>>223851881would rather not
>>223851822link to this reddit post i wanna see the replies
>>223851877sex is a spectrum you centrist moderate bigot
so fucking afraid of this eclipse
>>223851889>>223851901live a little
>>223851884that country is finished they know there's no generation after
>>223851917imagine accidentally glancing at it for a second too long and getting permanently scarred vision sunberg should be in jail
>>223851917blud living in 5,000 BC
New>>223846414>>223846414>>223846414
new>>>/bant/24816915>>>/bant/24816915>>>/bant/24816915
>so fucking afraid of this eclipse
real new>>223847070>>223847070
right well none of those are the new are they
>>223845662>>223845662
>>223852012bit noncey this
haha funneh non news hahah non news post the non news funneh haha
>>223852012Right welly
>>223852055>>223852055>>223852055
>>223852056>>223852056>>223852056
imagine actually being a new creator. ultimate cuckolds. like inviting people into your house to shit and piss all over it
