Pier head edition
well said sadiq well said
Another day of waking up before my alarm because I got the shits from drinking alcohol
>>223993179wake up at 4.30 every morning and can't get back to sleep me. fucking me right off.
Having a quick breakfast
>>223993204what cheese is that lad
>>223993167
>>223993215looks like cheese to me
we're all here >>223992875>>223992875>>223992875
>>223993237NeoPool
>>223993106its ok you can call them cockwombles (its always more offensive to insult people in their own language)
BOHHHHH
>>223993183Shall be heading off to toil soon in order to pay for Mark to go to the moon. This country honestly
I like having my nipples pinched more than having them caressedbiting is good too (gently, not too hard)
more blacks, more irish, more dog
>>223993204This is called eggy toast and yum yams on our island
>>223993317sealberg
>>223993396more black irish dog
>>223993317Please be quiet
find it deeply irritating when i ask a question to a match on hinge and she replies but ignores the question and doesn't pose one herself leading us into a conversational dead end unless i pull something out of the bag to keep it going
Is this what strong leadership looks like, a leader willing to make tough decisions lmao.Yeah, let's shoot ourselves in the foot economically whilst China, India and the USA steam ahead
>>223993429that means shes not interested so you should bin her off and move on
>>223993179Take S.Boulardii it complete fixes that
rorke attaching a wax seal to his posts
>>223993454why did they bother to reply?
>>223993429Aww diddums, meany girls not giving you what you want?? Naw poor bubba
>>223993451We should enslave the Boriswave to build new rigs
>>223993467Attention
really don't feel very good!
>>223993467oh i misread your post. yeh some people are just fucking annoying like that. another reason to fuck her off
>>223993451>wildfiresCall them what they are, arson attacks
>>223993451what do you mean ourselves? you're clearly spanish aren't you
The UK has a lot of coal. The data on coal reserves and resources is quite old, but the coal has not gone anywhere. Euracoal estimated in 2015 that the UK was sitting on 3,560 million tonnes of hard coal resources and a further 1,000Mt of lignite. They also estimated that the UK had 277Mt of economically recoverable hard coal reserves.We only have one remaining large-scale coal mine, Aberpergwm in South Wales, not far from Port Talbot. Coal prices have risen from around $42/t in 2016 to over $144/t at the time of writing, so it may be economically feasible to restart old mines and extract more domestic coal.
>>223993501I'm on holiday in Lanzarote
>>223993507what a boring fucking cunt you are m8
>>223993510I was there in May x
not toil for me today lads
>>223993507yeh but we're not allowed to do anything that would benefit the country.
>>223993416you'll do nothing
seriously don't post multiple paragraphs i'm not going to read it
multiple paragraphs
>>223993554didn't read a word of this
any Punting man in?
>>223993554
>>223993451Leftypol on the ropes
>>223993554not reading that essay
>>223993499Same chit keeps happening here too. In Argentina, they keep catching Israelis posing as tourists starting fires. Libruls run amok I say.
toilfreaks be sweatingthey better be licking toilbergs arsehole clean or else they face never having a job again
Thank God that Wikipedia exists. I always have several tabs open of Wikipedia articles
>>223993635kiam (kek I am unemployed)
>>223993594corr what do you reckon her bedsheets smell like
>>223993639same desu
isn't it weird how north koreans and south koreans are the same but different
Jason Arday died from climate racism and long covid and you're laughing
>>223993659Poo
>>223993670freak status: bodied
>>223993639https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Sheep_Panicget it read
eating my toilfreakbrekkie at my toilfreaktoil with my toilfreakcolleagues
>>223993670he also died from being a gay mincing man
>>223993696I've read it. A short one but fulfilling nonetheless
diversifying my literary diet by including schizographs by anonymous people
>>223993696witchcraft if you ask me
>>223993709Aha that's dating racism, when white people refuse to date a black person on dating apps.
whats for brekkie ladsjust pordige for me
>>223993759two peanut butter sandwiches :)
>>223993759poo barm
might start writing posts like an Indian but need to get my lingo straight
>>223993759bacon and eggs as always
>>223993759vanilla yoghurt and cashews, might add a banana or boiled eggs to the roster
>>223993759nowt
having KFC for the first time in ages. Gonna go back to the gym
>>223993759greek yog and berriesthen eggs and soldiers x
>>223993796kigga figga chiggigen
>>2239937593 expressos down the hatch
>expressoserm mate it's espresso
>>223993836not where im from
*wails*
>>223993759'uel and a 'fee
>>223993782what genre of indian you reckon?
my new coffee beans should arrive today
>>223993870*spanks harder*
>>223993842wheres that
>>223993896I would say the AI-entranced sort but that's lame. I think I'll just be a man who shits on the streets and eats with his hands so I'll be talking about that I suppose
crazy how heathermong, the gyaldem spammer and the alysa paedo convinced the the rest of /brit/ to come back here instead of using the site with the post id option
>>223993896they're all subhuman biomass so it doesn't make a difference
>>223993926i’d say the oblivious ai-schizo indian is a better angle, the e=mc2 + ai type street-shitter is a bit pasé
24 hour bus travel on for free from Aprilhttps://www.gov.uk/government/news/free-bus-travel-247-for-disabled-people-as-prime-minister-takes-further-action-to-ease-cost-of-living
>>223993936Do you not enjoy my company
>>223993936the one singular alysa liu poster
>>223993936wat you talking about
>>223993936well i would be here anyway because i don't know what site you're talking about. perhaps it's the one they call the "sharty" but i don't know the address
boots thats my ego boost
>>223993955thing is I hate AI so I can't just pretend to be an AI Indian, I'll have to be something else entirely
>>223993995The failson brit site he created when Starmer was threatening to firewall 4chan
>>223994004sharty dot comforward slash, your mum
>>223994004So where were you yesterday after 12 PM eastern time?
>>223994018what is failson
>>223994023fuck off yank vpn freak
>>223994032Actual spastic lol
>>223994028because it failed
We need government action to reduce the price of escorts.
>>223994046what it mean
>>223994023i was reading about the bloods and crips on wikipedia and i also watched some carpet cleaning videos
>>223993915mind your own business
>>223994023they were ghost posting in the archive it seemshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/223983895/#223984814_1>>223994032retard
we don't have "eastern time" here
>>223994023are you saying you're so hopelessly addicted to 4chan you found a replacement to post in instead of just doing something else for a couple of hours? sort your fucking life out mate, you're pathetic
I will rape you
cash me outside
>he wanted to seriously spend a lot of his waking hours on the shartyabsolute mong take
>>223994098>found a replacementlot of zoomzooms here this morning. the sharty has always been the place to go to when 4chan is down.you're also here seething at 9am on a tuesday so i'm sure your life is wonderful lmao
oh grow up
dont know what any of you are talking about ok
>>223994098everybody was using the sharty. also >im so cool and normal and well adjusted i didnt do it i did something else posted at 9am on 4chan. youre a retard freak
haha he got epically owned there
>>223994129>>223994146fucking hell you incel freaks really do absolutely nothing to help yourselves do you.
>>223994068dont shout at me
>>223994160You've been absolutely done mate.
going on a train for the first time dont even know how it all works
>>223994165not really. you're still a pathetic incel freak
didn't even know 4chan went down :/
>>223994175Michael Portillo is smiling down at you right now. He loved trains x
>>223994199who?
>>223994175>>223994199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcPWT4JGGPQ
arsed status? can't
>>223994199hes not dead mate
>>223994202scr
>>223994175jump over the gate then hide in the toilets on the train
bro on 4chan at 8:55am ("british time") talmbout how much better than everyone he is because he didn't know how to access the "4chan replacement" board
lots of anger in the thread this morninglets just take a deep breathin*HFFFTTTT*and out*AAHHHHHH*
he had to samefag himself to get his shit joke across the line.
>>223994224right well you've been rattled by what he said
>>223994224Seething lol
wetherspoons is an an oasis of tranquillity so wind your neck in and pipe down yeah?
He is on the /brit/ board at 9 am on a Tuesday getting angry at having missed out of the sharty fun so copes by pretending he had better things to do.
i said maybeeeeeeeethe 3 plate special will save meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>no more BMWF couple featuring ads>now there's many WMBF couple featuring adsWhat's happening?
>>223994264burnham reich
9:00 ... 4chan ... ok ... but 4chan replacement ... bad
it not right it just not right
>>223994235I'd suggest they just have a wank insteadSorts me out
>>223994261yeh we get it mate, he really upset you with that post
>>223994276its perfectly right actually, its been fucking africa tier in the south since May
*destroys the thread hostility with my infectious positivity*
Your all so clever and witty like episodes of Q.I. with Stephen Fry
... posting on 4chan early in the morning with my excellent glasses but had better things to do when 4chan went down ...
>>223994293*soils myself*
Fucking hell I derailed the entire thread simply by asking >So where were you yesterday after 12 PM eastern time?Which was a reference to the banner yesterday. Absolute mongs here. I'm off.
>>223994317shes ratchet at home
>>223994317the rt. hon. professor sir jason arday cbe
do you think if i asked nicely mr. fry and his pet twink would take it in turns to bugger me senseless?
good morning i hate women
>>223994276it right actually
>>223994318
i bet you all think raising the minimum wage pays workers more
Can you help us find Sayla?Sayla, aged 14, was last seen in Bilgola Plateau on Monday, 17 August 2026.
>>223994336s
wish I weren't such a freak
i've worn the wrong shirt today and my belly is bulging out and the buttons are barely holding on
brotal
>>223994347be the change you want to see in yourself
Can you help us find Zara?Zara, aged 15, was last seen in Hamlyn Terrace on Sunday, 9 August 2026.
>>223994347Speak to God
>>223994365shared glasgow x
we're practically at war with Russia
Can you help us find Noor?Noor, aged 13, was last seen in Bankstown on Monday, 17 August 2026.
mrs obarmer get down
obamna
>>223994347ktim
>>223994384dont care about this one for some reason
>>223993317hear synapsida roar, sea birds!
there's quite a bit of rain on the forecast around a week from now...
strange how that bruce only posts missing young people
>>223994413it lush
>>223994426how do you know thats only what he posts?
>>223994318lmao i read that as a completely innocuous post like you were asking where we went. it was really >>223994098 that started all the shit "sort your fucking life out mate, you're pathetic" - over that question lmao struck a nerve
>>223994405Probably you're a racist little nigger.
Dogberg is staring at me
>>223994453>>223994459
>>223994447yeh he upset the incels with that one lol
>>223994426Lots of freshly dug holes in his backyard?
>>223994356>this video is for the girliepops, if you're not a woman pls scrollrude brute
>>223994447>>223994470yeah lol he upset the incels lmao
>>223994469sc
>get called a pathetic loser>seething lol malding? hes having a meltdown!!what? third world indian tier logic
Taskmaster's a nice show but they should do a series every year or two
the runt cage has been firmly rattled
Lust has destroyed another relationship
>>223994505Tell them, not us
do you have those BT monoliths in your town? i think they put them there to replace phone boxes
*looks at the time*fuck sake is that the time already?
>>223994519grow up little boy
>>223994496stop being a pathetic loser then
york ebor festival starts tomorrow lads get in
sad little boys in here bored on their summer holidays desperately trying to be funny
>>223994505its always seemed extremely shit to me
>>223994537no i like him like that, fresh and lean
>>223994528dont know
mad that some sad blokes caught trannyism from this website
not to toot my own horn or anything but I believe i'm one of the funniest posters on here
holodem rising
>>223994573yeah? post something funny then funnyman
I hate to say it but we need 190 and Poley here to repair the general
>>223994518how so?
>>223993183they sent him off-world so we didn't have to be affected by his TMAU
actually don't know what you're arguing about
>>223994519i assume one of you works for the show. pass it on for me pls
got 3 hours sleep
>>223994608Take the day off.
>>223994608no good, no good at all
want die
I need at LEAST 12 hours of sleep or my day is ruined.
I either get 14 hours sleep or 4 hours. There is no in between
why are they like this
>>223994276just enough rain to bring back green england to the south in time for the september's heatwave pls
>>223994648only silver? she fell off SO hard
uhhhh willy megapenis
>>223994648you're just as pathetic lad
>>223994679so you've heard of me
>>223994680can you tell me why
slept for an hour 3 times across the night before returning to my desk then finally napped and controlled dreamt for around 50 mins
>>223994692yes
right time for a wank
>>223994696This is a masterpiece
>>223994648seething foids
>>223994639chug mountain dew. it's life juice
>>223994648who are they referring to?
i left my cock in san antonio
>>223994703go on then
>>223994707what if alternatively, you didn't
tell me how does it feel
>>223994735you probably do equally sad things irl and on here
just done an evil fart
>>223994746an evil incel fartstate of you
>>223994730keely hodgkinson
do androids dream of electric sex arses
>>223994758it was a shagger fart tho
>>223994759ridiculous make up tbf
>>223994648catty roasties with leather skin getting triggered by a qt living it up while she can
>>223994742odd post
bitch went through all the negative comments and made a video about how men are evil.. this is the equivalent of making 4chan infographics about women
>>223994759lots of simps here commenting on this scrubber, I guess they find someone else to stalk when Radacanu is injured
>>223994696
>>223994790WHAT is she doing!!!!
>>223994790>WAHHH THE AIDS TRANNY LOSER WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME WAHHHgrow up
The reality is that both men and women are hating on Keely but incels and cat ladies only consider the other sex when dishing out criticism.Also Keely's sister is fit. Simple as.
>wins four gold medals (first time in history)>went to cambridge>has a nice arse>isn't ugly (for a runner)>tummy sexstarting to like her
how are there this many compulsive posters in /brit/now you've done your posts, are you soothed?
>>223994876who are you talking to
>>223994876Wouldn't know. I have them all filtered. I only see good quality posts. Easy to filter them because they're such NPCs every post of theirs contains the same buzzwords.
Fucking plebs will literally whinge because some coalburner looking thing is jaded now against men, or someone said nigger under their breath on video. Yet they bury their heads in the sand over real issues.
NPC is a good buzzword to filter, you know you're 2 posts away from him spamming a frog
>>223994932and what would those be?
>>223994936i like the apu frogs i think theyre nicethe pepe frog is a bit boring now
>>223994944raccoon girl hasn't accepted my marriage proposal
>>223994816I don't know why British women specifically do everything in their power to look as ugly as possible.
>>223994952even after all your dog shit AI images?? olympian as policewoman didn't even do it?
>>223994850Women athletes got that gymboy body because all the roids
i mean objectively she is at the pinnacle of physique but i just don't like this much muscle and lack of curves, not feminine enoughi wish i was into athletic girls but prefer bbws
Got a warning for making a post about Jason Arday and how neither side actually wants to get to the truth of the matter.Meanwhile if I'd have posted "poo screaming" and a picture of him that would have gone unwarned.
>>223993510big change from withernsea
>>223994206love his gleeful little runhe should have been PM
>>223994966it's okdon't worry about it
>>223994966nobody's wearing their nuance hat :(
>>223994224utterly mindbroken and it's still morning!
>>223994944Cba really just seen someone say they don't like filet o fish sandwich. Going to throttle that scouser
>>223994963They all roid, naturally if a woman gets to the point of having such a low bodyfat that her abs are showing she stops menstruating
might go to bed
>>223994960i never used ai to make an image i'm a different posteri did do the poo seal raccoon edit but i did that in paint.net
>>223994850alysa's father would've spent a million on an egg of hers
>>223994206that joke is directly ripped off from Mr. Blobby going to the supermarket
Andy Burnham gay porn dance
just nuanced myself off
>>223994966how can the be anything except he was a fraud that leftypol worshipped and was willing to sacrifice all academic and moral principles in the name of diversity?
>>223995002I hear he's a sick fuck who only likes a quick fuck
at home, thinking about alysa
£183 in the current account to last until pay daywhat was I thinking treating myself to *checks notes* rent, utilities, food shopping and council tax
>>223995027the cozzy livs berg has done you in mate
>>223994991oh fuck off. the sport selects for women who naturally have zero tits, a square body, and higher test than average. even the steroids they do take are less for building muscle and more for performance like stanozolol
pow
>>223995027Avocado toast
>>223995027should have spent less money on coffee
>>223995056*fewer moneys
since we're all going to die soon i think i should play dark souls just to see what the fuss is about
>>223995065all those games are boring shite
>>223995062lulz!!!
mad how phone booths simply have zero purpose nowsame with video rental shops, no point to them any more is there
>>223995035>even the steroids they do take are less for building muscle and more for performance like stanozololYes? It depends on the sport>just memoryhole the fact they are beating 80s and 90s records from roided to the gylls athletes You're such a gullible goy
£121,869.35 in the current account at the momentYes I am a bit spastic
>>223995065praise the sun
ISAmong, MartinLewis, /r/ukpersonalfinance are typing...
>>223995065was thinking of playing 3 this week, sword and shield of course, none of that woke magic nonsense
>>223995085this is what an IQ of 80 looks like. can't even see the contradiction in his own post. zitto mario
>>223995084around me they are used as free libraries or defibrillator storage
how do people not know that america is behind us time-wisepeople right now are thinking that they're in front. they're behind! it's 5:06 in NYC right now
>>223995086mad how that's a lot of money but not really a lot of money
>>223995106>seething normie at the mere mention of PEDs use by olympiansThe rabbis are right and you are cattle
>>223995099ok this was funny
be kind
love a good mong methey remind us that joys are superficial
>>223995125go on get all the /pol/ chud lingo out, call me a goycattle, a normgroid, a soiboi... hurt my feelings
saw that spiderman fillumwas alright to be fair
>>223995065not a sale in sight, we'll all have to live a bit longer
>>223995144You are a cocksucker for frauds, probably gonna reincarnate as a worm next life
NEW>>223995170>>223995170>>223995170
Sir Feelings Hurter
>>223995144you're a good goy, you're a normie, you're a soyboy, you're consoomer
*sucks off a worm*
>>223994206end of route incel walks were lush
>>223995086stupid and irresponsible if true
