Rorke doesn't understand that music artists sometimes use just their first name
>>224234424bluds arguing with people inside his head again
>>224234424He was backpedalling like fuck as well 'D-Dave not exist' he does exist mate he's SHITE but he exists
rorke pedalling the bizarre conspiracy that tame impala is just one bloke
Dave Impala
>>224234424And what is this conclusion based on?
are there any bands called ‘rorke’? it would be quite a good name
the rorkettes
might return to the mothership
>>224234469Rorke and the Drifters
>>224234453bame impaler
Just had a wank
>>224234486loved their version of sweet caroline
Your dad breastfed you and it shows
>>224234469rorke supremacy
>>224234486there was a band called rorke’s drift from swindon apparently
GTA DAY TODAY BRACE FOR FUCKING IMPACT
I love eating the 1000 preservative (not even halal) chocolate treats the corner shop sells. If you have an EMERGE IMPACT (BOTTLE, NOT can) it tastes like raspberries
>>224234525hearing talk of driveable cars in the game fingers crossed
babies growing up on super tranny testosterone bloke milk growing to 7 feet and jacked at 12 years old
>>224234438Who said Dave doesn't exist?
No-one's called "Prince". It's always "Prince Andrew" or "Prince Harry"
>>224234555the nonce formerly known as prince
>>224234555cope
Paradise
right well there's a cock up my arsei don't need to know whose it is but i need it gone by the end of the day
>>224234555There's a famous musical artist called Prince. Other princes use "Prince" as a title, not a name.
rape nigger lad
so upset about the whole dave debacle not sure i can go on
>>224234594dead now of course
>>224234576cody’s ends
no-ones called stingno-ones called sade
bumming a you know what
>>224234619>oops I misunderstood a post because im retarded and now i will have to pretend i was trolling the entire time
>>224234644you’re boiling
We need more youth centres because urban teens are killing each other and selling drugs
rorke's gone all hollywood
I disassociate so much that I don't even know if half my memories are real or I just dreamt them up
nobody is called leftypol
luv dem x
>>224234619Exactly. That's why a musical artist could call themselves that and still have a distinctive name. Names need to be distinctive so you can use them to tell people apart in conversation.
Being a prince is cringecan see why Andy went insane60 years old and still a prince
might actually fight all the goons in moonrise towers this time instead of skipping them and going right to ketheric
just go for itwhat do you have to be afraid of
>>224234662tip: the one's involving sexy ladies are probs dreams
>>224234683that's why you can't trust them nice guy niggas
Ok I will eat it!! (coming to Iceland soon ok)
Looks like the penny finally dropped
>>224234670yeah she would get it
>>224234662Ktim me with the memory/dream of her being silly with a bottle/IV thing and my mom being there on heroin. I loved her so much. She's so fit
Just learned that the song Scarborough Fair precedes Simon & Garfunkel
>>224234733Yep I have to admit it. There is an artist called "Dave". I was wrong
>>224234745toby
benidorm before it was taken over by englishers
>>224234729I keep hearing about all these great foods Iceland gets. Need to get in there. Do they have them pukka vindaloo pies? Tesco had them for a month and I bought about 10, they were great.
there must’ve been an angel by my side something happened and it led me to you
>>224234752Paul Simon was a magpie stealing from others all the time Anji was rubbish compared to Bert Jansch's version
why is he talking to himself
>>224234761Were you saying there wasn't? I'm not seeing any posts saying that. Did you delete it?
>>224234776bloke in a bra there's a bloke in a braa bloke is wearing a bra in this imagethank god franco didn't live to see it
>>224234776thats AI
Why don't you go to Africa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8RVexRUoQ
>>224234820It's full of niggers
>>224234781Nah they sell basically everything Greggs makes though
>>224234820shit hole
>>224234811AL WHO? There are loads of people called Al, you can't just say his first name and expect us to know who you mean.
>>224234793thats just what folk music is like
Why don't you go to Scotland?
rorke singing the words to [DANCING QUEEN] by [ABBA] under his breath in the shower as a single teardrop rolls down his chin
Just went on the leftypol site and they are demented. Bitching and moaning about history. It seems they want control more than anything and they devise their little plans on how to gain control. Rorkes want things to get back to normality and for things to work. Leftypol wants to control everything and rewrite history. Rorke wins this one by a mile.They also have a freakish obsession with helping people.
>>224234833That reminds me I need to eat that bacon today. Cheers mate that was close.
>>224234841Dylan (not his real surname) was bad for it because he stole Don't Think Twice, It's All Right then copyrighted it under his own name Clever
Mr. Aphex Twin
>>224234844why does the uk have such a masculine gene pool
>>224234785Woah, second mention of angels today (and I saw a fit blonde)
>>224234844they hate usa boys
SHIVERS
>>224234858there he is the goat
>>224234844Most Scots are subhumans. Glasgow is the ugliest place in Britain in terms of people.
>>224234245>That's his entire stage name? nobody is just called "Dave."I admit I was wrong. I am a thick oaf. Too thick to Google
why is this nigga trying to subtly hint that bob dylan is a jew like it's some big secretwhat tipped you off was it the giant nose?the curly hair?the neuroticism?
just got back from my 3 day vacation any good gimmicks going?
Are you on track toward gaining the love of a beautiful woman?
>>224234858Sir Aphex Twin*
>>224234738mhmm
>>224234844I've got this problem with Scots: Scots don't like me, so I don't like Scots.
>>224234889sup ghostie
>>224234891he cummed billions
>>224234887you are absolutely bubbling with rage
>>224234841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgjwrujkfc4
reckon catyank signed up for Trump University
>>224234892Yeah I guess. But actually your post is kinda sus
>>224234833I have to say it is a baller move intimating to your customers that it's the same frozen product you're heating up and serving to them in your own shopsThere's a burger joint here that sells their patties in the supermarket and I understand they do quite well
Why is some neek posting anime girls
might get my masters in rapeonomics
>>224234914nigga has level 0 jewdar and couldn't tell within seconds of looking at or hearing the guy
>>224234884Did you think that was meant literally? Are you autistic?
>>224234903how do you do
We prefer to be called Scotch Like our national dishes Scotch egg and Scotch pie and Scotch alcoholic drink
>>224234949scotch irish me
>>224234901no one in scotland hates the english
>A roadie once told me about working on one of Dolly Parton's tours years ago: on the first day of rehearsals she arrived and gathered the whole crew around to introduce herself. She then lifted her shirt and said, 'There they are, now you've seen 'em, let's get to work'. Why can't we get a poster who's like this Just comes in here, takes her top off and shows em every day
lots of black people here today
Always the ones you least suspect
>>224234576figuratively just needed one (1) tree on the green between two houses to go from sovlless to sovlful
going to scotland and getting my virgin english anus destroyed by a big drunken jock
>>224234919Why is my post sus? If you were loved beautiful woman, you would not have a near constant urge to move between frivolous topics.
I don't wanna work in Adolf's camp no more
*posts gay porn*
mad how much of a cunt I used to be (probably still am)
>>224234968scream
>>224234973>it’s edgy ironic humour, your honour
>>224234967Can't tell if you're being serious. They're actually obsessed (in a bad way). Not all of them, but enough of them. And the hate goes all the way to becoming violent, I've heard from multiple people who went there.
>>224234973shocked, confused, can’t believe that mrchildporn would do this
>>224235001Bizarre lie
>>224234985True, or maybe I just wouldn't post about thirst
>>224234968>Why can't we get a poster who's like this >Just comes in here, takes her top off and shows em every dayTilde mate you here?
>>224235037ok i will buy it
>>224234967can tell you've never been to scotland lol
>>224234968
>>224234973He did it for the Vine
>>224235017i've been to scotland many times and everyone was lovelyfor every scotnat on 4chan there are 100 rorkes kicking off about scotsyou have a persecution complex
I'm from Scotland
>>224235037wonder how japs chinks and gooks feel about products with English namessurely they use a word of their own to refer to the product like "shuweiaahibo" or whatever
>>224235065his life is the biggest gay porn imaginable
People might not understand just how essential to the US culture Dolly Parton was She had her own cake mixes and ready meals
greeno eats real name
>>224235037Koreans are utterly deranged
>>224235071they give all their products european names
>>224235071Japs use English loan words all the time in almost every single sentence, it's a very strange phenomenon to hear a Jap talk about something because you'll hear snatches of words you can understand but they say it in a silly way or add '-su' to it
my life a kekimus maximus
>Number of migrants applying to settle in UK at 16-year highbegun the boriswave has
GUYS only 7 hours until Netflix drop the 30 minute GTA 6 preview!!! We will be there!
RIP RorkeDied fighting against cucked, pozzed, globohomo clownworld
>>224235092rorke google history
yorkshire mentioned
>>224235114thought sir storm trooper cut immigration to 0 what the hell happened??
>>224235117gwarn son
You Occident wankers have no respect for Orientals
every food review video i see in London with people walking past in the background every single woman is a 10/10 with an insane body and tummy and bum
>>224235133sir keir got cucked and then coup d'etated by sir andy
have to stay with parents tonight my life is such a gay gay porn
>>224235117sc
feeling desperate to fit in
>>224234973which /brit/ personality is this then?
>>224235133Leftypol kicked off
>>224235147mate why are you watching food reviews you should be watching body and tummy and bum reviews instead!!!
>>224235068Why lie? English people hardly ever think about Scots at all, and I think that's part of what drives them so insane. Never heard "ScotNat" before but I'm not surprised they have a word for it. Talk about a persecution complex. They act like Braveheart is real and happened yesterday. Not all of them, as I say, but it's more common than not. I'm pretty sure it's most of them.
rorkeshire
>>224235148shame isn’t it also don’t you lot want andy gone too now?
>>224235155say that again.....
godless orientals
Some say don't judge a book by its cover. I say outward appearance reflects inner beauty.
>>224235068Edinburgh is not Scotland
>>224235185feeling desperate to fit in
>>224235155ktinm
>>224235201say that again.....
>>224235133Applying doesn't mean accepted, although some people want to accept 100% of applicants. These applications are probably people who have seen videos and texts from immigrants here bragging about how much they're getting away with.
mozza is the only other man who knows what it's like to be 30 year old sensitive young irish diaspora twink
screaming and forcing myself throw up when greeno does his holy ad segment
>>224235188Now blew cocken hard
>>224235117far more worthy of respect than any brit who ever died for the british army with the sole exception of ww2
>>224235229right but without the iron first of sir starmer will you lot keep the biomass at bay?
>>224235248*sneaks my cock in your mouth*
roared while doing a poo the other day, not sure what came over me
>>224235220feeling desperate to fit in...
lunch
Mousey is famous enough to just use the one name
Not just Si, I was literally staggered with how he acted with Aktar, joking around about his michelin stars etc like someone said earlier genuinely giving the vibe that he thought he was better than one of the widley regarded (also by other chefs) as one of the best chefs in the country. Literally mind blown, not to mention just generally acting a tit in one of the best restaurants in the country. Loved when Aktar blamed garys pallet when he was trying to joke around (for the however manyth time) about not liking what theyd reccomended) you can really tell they all think he's a clown.And on the topic of his segment with Si you could feel Si didnt really want to be there, there was a blink and youll miss it bit where he gave gary a 'what the duck is this guy doing' look when he pretended to pass out behind him.Place he went with whats his name and greeno looked genuinely god awful duck looked like the sole of an old boot.Even Hannah said the place she took him wasnt very good which was baffling given it was her reccomendation (maybe just wrong food for the weather?)And ive already said what you can tell the Fallow guys think of him.
>>224235292again
dont organise my pics, have to scroll through a massive pile of pics to find the right brad, lets the gimmick simmer a bit, evolve
benisdorm
love the song called Choosin Texas everyday I play it driving to work
>>224235274I don't know and I'm past caring. We're past the point of no return now anyway. The only option left is escape.
>>224235310can i kiss you?
>>224235308can tell a woman originally posted this
>far more worthy of respect than any brit who ever died for the british army with the sole exception of ww2
>>224235332desperate to fit in my mouth
>>224234846pack of likklemans 1700cal bulk bruh niggas got me geekin
roar
desperately trying to rape my own arse (and succeeding)
did the golem post a meme?
>>224234576That looks like hell
>>224234942nigga stfu
water turned off without noticeguess I won't be flushing for now
>>224235346cute beautiful
>>224234576just prison cells with exterior walls and a strip of grass
>>224235405i just know your mum sighs every time she walks past your bedroom door and sees you
YoungFitTight
>>224235047heart shaped
burgerpunk lowkey comfy
why does he samefag
>>224235448
>>224235299Looks good. Bacon, chicken, chips, rice, Chinese curry and what else?
>>224234576Elon Musk seeing this and the pretending to be concerned about birth rates.
>>224235117F but unironically
>>224235462It's not samefagging it's orchestration via the Mousecord
fuckin fat retarded wastrel nonces sat in their bedrooms posting their little anime girls in the middle of a workday i genuinely cannot believe these people live among us
>>224235450what a good sole
>>224235481This is why I'm choosin' Texas
>>224235481among us
Eating leftover massaman curry and watching archer on my very excellent lunch break
stinks in here
>>224235481what work is to be done?
>>224235481you life in australia
>>224235466nice view
>>224235525He's from Texas, I can tell
I think 4chan has multiple boards for anime nonces and /int/ is none of them.
>>224235531insanely ugly image no idea what animefags see in this grotesque slop
Stand in the place where I live
>>224235531>>224235539>>224235555do you fucking people actually engage with any literature/film/tv/literally any medium that's actually aimed at adults or is it just going to be looking at your little chinese pedophile cartoon women for the rest of your lives
I reckon these bamboo undies might actually be wicking moisture away from my balls as advertised. Game changer if true.
It's basically the old flurp and zurp
Drinking some kefir
>>224235583
Oh he's choosin' xmight stomp off and get in his Ford Raptor
>>224235602Tobys op
>>224235597Good stuff. Good to mix with oats and soak for 15 mins for a healthy breakfast.
>>224235525chinese post this
>>224235583cultured works such as my life a gay porn, the chase and neighbours
>>224235587They dont work I triedThey actually made it worse people pointed out they I smelled like mayonnaise thats what my ball sweat smells like
>>224235599>>224235624fuckin stunted manchildren you can barely string a sentence together on the internet ffs i'm shuddering to imagine just how offputting and autistic you are in person
>>224235587so your balls are all dry and shriveled up now are they
>he current expectation for staff is to attend the office or non-home based location for 40-60% of the time over the accounting period.any ideas what non-home based means?
>>224235651
>>224235628That's disappointing to hear. I'll give them a chance now I got them though.
pissing in the wind bruce mate, all this is water off a duck's back for shut in anime mongs
>>224235658It means business meetings/events/travelling to see clients/travelling to actually perform work
actually i happen to know that gyaldemlad reads dostoyevsky
>>224235657Yes they've sucked 100% of the moisture from the outside and inside of my balls, as advertised.
>>224235651the problem with them is if you melt at them they think youre angry at the anime characters themselves, not aggravated with how pathetic and annoying they are
Ok I will buy it!!
>>224235658Pub
going shopping at eminess
hope it fucking lashes down all weekend on creamfields, reading and leeds x
>>224235717that's a great deal
>>224235661she's cute
>>224235737and what will you be doing
>>224235717Metallica would sell the toilet mat alone for 5x that
>>224235750never you mind
>>224235755Surprised Lars Ulrich isn't kicking off at not getting a cut
>>224235670being mean to anime nonces is never not worth it if you have the opportunity to induce even a single second of self reflection in the mind of a fat retarded nonce you may as well try
>>224235783This but also frogposters
i wish my hob smelled like her slop one last time
he is lowkey the most demented poster here
I have one of those assortments of biscuits and I'm working my way through them at a remarkable rate. Unfortunately soon I'll be left with only standard digestives and they are shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
What am I doing with my life
>>224235783
>>224235821disgusting fat freak i hope you fuckin die nigga
>>224235821get some of that m&s custard cream spread for your digestives
>>224235838Most intelligent poster in the entire thread/world I love you
>>224235821I love the plain digestivesNice and mild
>>224235821do you wiggle your fingers over the box while selecting your next victim?
>>224235685pic related is me
>>224235838Cor that reminds me of the phase I went through of spreading butter on digestives. I didn't even get fat somehow.
>>224235717ooooh look at the millionaire with his two toilets. fuck you
GTA VI is literally out on Netflix today I can't believe
Might get raped, killed, and set on fire
>>224235717uhehueheuhuhuhuhuh uhuhuhuehehe
>>224235884Perhaps
just seen a trailer on sky for something called New Zealand Spy. looks absolutely fucking atrocious
>>224235898he says this every year then does nothing
>omg famous person died!>i'm devastated that famous person died!>even though I never met them i heckin' loved le famous person!>RIP famous person! ;_;
>>224235928what makes you think anyone here gives a shit?
>>224235938Didn't you already post this?
>>224235887My fat brother does this
Fifers are usually good people from my experience
>>224235941nothing. just thought i'd share. glad you enjoyed my post x
>>224235928I care
>>224235830
>>224235925homer is so cute
>>224235949I've got two questions for you1. Where's the fife?2. Give me the fife
>>224235949Isn't Fife in Scotland?
Among us in Australia
>>224235933he'll do something
>>224235942nah
>>224235978yes, it's where the bananas come from
>>224235978Yes
I'll do nothing
>>224235969imagine fucking his mouth
>>224235938might actually be the worst bait i've ever seen please do better mate you're making us look bad
>>224235969Cute like a fox
why do all cartoon characters always wear the same clothes
gonna try getting into golf againtried before but couldn't hit the damn ball
>>224234776The colour on those gals is amazing. Not a shade darker or lighter, this is the best. DIVINE
>>224235821>standard digestives and they are shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcap
I am extremely mentally ill
>>224236018They are compared to the other biscuits in his selection box
chocolate ladies
right, i've just seen my face in a mirror for the first time in more than 12 hours. This has changed my thinking.
>>224234402>>224234402
>>224235988>>224235989I'm presuming they were usually good people to you, a Scot.
>>224236009when i was at uni i wore the same clothes every day and i also slept in those clothes
anhedonia has started to lift the past few weeks for no reason and it feels amazing
>>224236044>>224236044>>224236044
>>224236047corr bet you were a real treat to be around
>>224236042Alright rorke calm down pal
>>224235906leek here, already completed it
>>224234820Is this guy still around? He's been going for years. Makes Bald look like a new comer. He needs some kind of awward
>>224236009bart simpson orange shirt
>>224234969You don't need to announce you and your family. Just enter the thread quietly
>>224235188They actually have bodies, what's going on? That insane. This is no less astonishing than seeing an elephant leaping like a cat
