Persian Milf EditionPrevious>>224300841
Alyssa ti amoI don't even like Asian chicks
I strongly approve of this edition
>>224305256Looks like my mom lol
Back hurtsMassage is needed
Catholicism is occult.
>tripfagging in 2026
>>224305281>Riceburner
>>224305281Harlot
Grooved to funky soul in a Catholic graveyard at 10 pm award
>>224305256Don't look too closely at this image
>>224305321She's only half so tuttapost
>>224305309Catholicism is all brown-negro pandering, european destruction and stealing money and properties from scared old grannies
>>224305366>>
>>224305366devilish dubs
It's like triple digits outside I walked out the door and it was like I was in the fucking Sudan or some shit but my AC is killer, I had to actually turn it down because it was too cold, I could see my breath in my room
>>224305341You could have taken that opportunity to listen to the Allman Brothers and you wasted it.
>>224305366They're bigger than the Mafia but are accepted with open arms
>>224305281I love her
Going to mass tomorrow at my bankrupt Catholic church, probably shouldn't've done so much molesting
>>224305359Why not?
>>224305457Buongusto
LookadisShe's so cool
>>224305366>brown-negro panderingso same as protestantism
I'm going to take this opportunity to offer a non-sequitur remark and remind you all that I would like to have sex with Tate McRae
>>224305532I LOVE HER
>>224305532Me I'm in love with Lauren Mayberry.
>>224305532Hopefully you got something Jack Hughes don't
>>224305532You would have to pry her toes from my mouth
They're saying the humidity in California is the highest it's been since they started keeping records
>>224305549Goddamn>>224305552I'm like 2 inches taller
>>224305608>I'm like 2 inches tallerSo like 5'9?
>>224305573:^]
I wish I was from California
>>224305643Haha his hockeydb says 5'11!
>>224305664Is that fahrenheit???
>>224305689There was this cute downie or something (i think she had cherubism) at the pool today
Man dubbed 'The Incel of Cheltenham' issued Sexual Harm Prevention Order despite no sexual convictions.Victor Valentine, 29, is a prominent figure in incel forums online.The SHPO means that Victor is now:- Banned from entering, using, or loitering around female-only spaces.- Banned from having accounts on incel forums.- Only permitted one internet-enabled device.- Location data and browsing history must be retained and made available for police inspection upon request
>>224305689her first taste of fame and she quits skating to try to be some retarded hollywood celeb
>>224305532Tate McRae does nothing for me.
>>224305744What's his crime?
>>224305744Like Minority Report but for unattractive men
>>224305800Being an incelPretty soon it will be eligible for the death penalty and I can't wait
>>224305549why is this bitch always posing or dancing weird
>>224305793That's fair. Everyone has their taste. Name a celebrity crush of yours, anon!
>>224305826Attractive women literally get paid to do thatIt is her job
Only black women do nothing for me
>>224305744This guy unironically suffers from being too high T.Also I'm very bothered by the fact that he has one of the best names I've ever heard. He looks and sounds like a Resident Evil character.>>224305689Aren't girls like this fairly common in Costa Rica?
>>224305744Should have just hired a prostitute
>>224305864SameI can't get past their huge nostrils, it's extremely un-feminine
>>224305826Because she's a the queen of /cum/
>>224305864>>224305906You sure?
Some folx be naming they kids Delancy or Bowery
I want to name my kid Mungo if it is a boy and Latrina if it is a girl
For me? Black girls who look like White girls with black skin
>>224305744the system failed him
Watching the San Jose state vs USC football game and the stadium is empty, guess nobody likes college ball anymore
>>224306007football is a winter sport.
>>224305281Erm uh oh…
I named my daughter Bellatrix after one of my favorite book characters
Does anyone want to come over and have a kegstand competition and jam sesh?
>>224305744If he shaved he would look decent
>>224306058Yeah the beard could use a trim
>>224306037Remember when Molly Wesley called her a bitch and immediately murked her in Deathly Hallows?
Yooo I'm takin a ride to vatozone with mi gente any of all y'all need anything?
>>224305744>>224306092He just needs some style sense
>>224306102One Gordita
JUst finished an excellent fap>>224306157He looks like a guy that fists on grindr, definitely won't help his woman situation
>>224305744With tattoos and blue contact lenses
Catberg has crawled into my lap.
>>224306218Did you think of me king?
>>224306219LOL
>>224306219polishification
>>224306248>Did you think of me king?No lol I was thinking of this adorable Taiwanese grad student at my uni. I plan on making a move on her sometime this week.
phwoar propa violent frag brap dat wun
whatchyall niggas think bout my drawing of the liu
>>224305990corr not many udder good types is der
>>224306295Send her a nice email or letter confessing your undying adoration
>>224306313Nacho Bussy won
>>224306320Shadman?
>>224306320looks like woman i shagged
>>224306320Looks good fren
>>224305744>>224306219Pretty sure his eyes are already blue in the original. It’s just the lighting that makes it a little ambiguous
>>224306320looks like me
>>224306351no but i used to jerk off to spazkids animations on shadbase when i was 12
>>224306320fucking furry freak fuck off
>>224306320The positioning of the eyes is a little wonky in relation to each other
>>224305880>Aren't girls like this fairly common in Costa Rica?Who said that?
I wish someone would draw me
I love cats with homophobia
>>224305294Pics?
Tr00ns are not real women, sorry janny
>>224306438Where I put the red circle isn’t right either, but it’s illustrative of the general concept
>>224306432not sure where thats coming from>>224306438yeah its tough>>224306363thanks man
I used to skip the blowjobs in porn because I thought it was boring but now I think its the hottest part. Anyone else like this? Women with dicks in their mouth is so hot
>>224306507i don't watch porn anymo
>>224306334I think seeing her in person would be better
alcohol is poison
back from costco
>>224306550Ain't dat the troof my body is dying
>>224306507>inb4 I’m not gay I just think cocks are hot>inb4 you start sucking cock
Some retard at MIT got exposed to dimethylmercury yesterday and is most likely going to be dead within a year
>>224306568tbf cocks are much more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas
>>224306557Are you a Costco Guy
>>224306557Did you get a hot dog?
>>224306596mostly
>>224306595fag alert!
>>224306611no
>>224306611I got a hot dog, drink, and a slice of pepperoni pizza from the Costco food court yesterday. Cost me something like $3.50
>>224305906They have very long femurs. It's unsettling.
>>224306576>About a week after the incident, Bulwin started experiencing symptoms of poisoning such as a rash and severe headache. Later, his skin started to peel off. After two months, he fell into a comatose state. Around the same time, the doctors identified the cause of the symptoms as poisoning with dimethylmercury.>Later, his skin started to peel off.christ almighty
>>224306576>>224306666Why don't they just cure him
>>224305256
>>224306646Are their femurs actually long? I thought they just had small pelvises (for birthing small skulls)
>>224306689It's like being exposed to 10,000 times the lethal dose of normal mercury
Cum jump in the Cytube! We're listening to Sleigh Bells but we're open to anything.
It pleases me to see so many zoomzooms enjoying Deftones these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeQxSNVCuKw
>>224306725i would tank that shit
>be me>see woman>scream "WHORE"do you do this?
>>224306725Just give him a stronger dose of the medication then
>>224306778Harlot is my go to
>>224306640Cringe>>224306645Very nice
>>224306778I scream it in my head
>>224306801They should put you on the case, Dr. Anon
>>224306778>>224306808FLOOZY
Who has more hapas, california or canada?
>>224306747deaftone
>>224306836Which place*Sorry ESL here
>>224306836obviously california
>>224306836My nieces and nephews are hapas
>not allowed to set my self on fire wherever I pleaseAnd they call this a "free" country
>>224306743
>>224306743Think this is better as a night time activity
>>224306507I don't watch much porn but blowjobs did grow on me. I think it's because oral sex is a sign of human ingeniousness and romance that we found a way to make this inherently destructive thing (the mouth) romantic and sexual.
>>224306900Maybe yeah.
Life's an optical illusionLike other optical illusions
>>224306901I was a big anal guy now I think it's gross
>>224306901>>224306974DID.NOT.ASK.
she dimethyled on my mercury
Speaking of anal did you see that video where a woman poured coke in her asshole and dropped a menthos in there
>>224306974Giving or receiving?
>>224307023That sounds dangerous
>>224307037Both
>>224307023That's a classic at this point, insane she stuck a whole roll up there though and used a 2-liter
This is not meth.*exposes you to dimethylmercury*
>>224307046wife material jfc
>>224307046good girl
>>224306943An optical illusion of what?
>>224307023it has been posted like a thousand times here
they still sell Mentos?I haven't seen them in a decade, at least
>>224307023No. You cannot just mention this and not sauce us either. This is tantamount to a war crime on 4chan. I demand sauce.
>>224307070It's just a trick of the lightYeah, it's just a trick of the lightI have to know what is realAnd what is illusionOh, how does it feelBeyond this confusion?
>>224307046Head game must be diabolical>>224307052based
The life of man upon Earth is a warfare.
consolecucks won't even be able to run gta 6 at 60fps on the piece of shit 5 pro
liberals say muggle instead of normie
>>224307091https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/mrhnei/assgape_mentos_coke/
>>224307054>>224307072Its the first thing that pops into mind when someone mentions coke and mentos
I'm drunk again
>>224305256SEEEEEEXX
>>224307126wine? beer?
>>224307130tequila
>>224307120Ok that was epic
>>224307146dumbass
>>224307162good pure tequila = no hangover
>>224305281
>>224307177t. never had a hangover with wine
>>224307120>just Log In to your Reddit account to viewShit, I'm not a FAGGOT with a FAGGOT LICENSE. Guess I can't watch it.
>>224307179imagine if i yanked that ring
>>224307194Just click im over 18
>>224307194>Log In to your Reddit account to viewWatch it on incognito
>>224307188I can't see a fermented, high sugar drink, having no hangover, but I believe you
TURN YOUR attention upon yourself and beware of judging the deeds of other men, for in judging others a man labours vainly, often makes mistakes, and easily sins; whereas, in judging and taking stock of himself he does something that is always profitable. If God were the sole object of our desire, we should not be disturbed so easily by opposition to our opinions. Differences of feeling and opinion often divide friends and acquaintances, even those who are religious and devout. If you rely more upon your intelligence or industry than upon the virtue of submission to Jesus Christ, you will hardly, and in any case slowly, become an enlightened man.
>>224307120absolute madwoman
rope
>>224307217I did and it says LOG IN to prove it. >>224307220This does nothing. Honestly I doubt it's more hardcore than the Japanese barf porn I've witnessed anyways, that shit is NEXT LEVEL.
>>224307229the trick is to drink 1.2x the water your body will remove over the course of your drinking hours + night
I browsed r/4chan on reddit from 2012 to 2016 then came here in 2016 (not because of the election, I never went on /pol/)Go ahead, say your worst. First time I've admitted this
>>224307275Works on my phone
>>224307288i wonder how many of my shitposts made it on there
>>224307275>I doubt it's more hardcore than the Japanese barf pornIt's not gross it's just novel and silly very classic /b/ core
thoughts on women?
>>224307277I'm a pro, I always drink shitloads of water
>>224307311spawns of satan
>>224307309I saw a /cum/ post on there once.Some Canadian posted an abstract wojak with the green text along the lines of>mfw there are an infinite number of universes where I have a gf and I'm not in oneAnd then I saw it on there with more than a thousand up votes.
>>224307309There are boards dedicated to post screenshots?Spoopy, wonder if any of mine are reddit goldworthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS-GCmehnXM
>>224307120Thanks to inspect webpage I was able to save this video.
>>224307293boost mobile was popular waay before YouTube or Xbox 360.
My buss is leaking
>>224307427it was still popular in 2008
Windows 7 was the best version of Windows by far. In an apocalyptic scenario I would have a new laptop stored in a lead-lined safe buried 12 feet underground up in the mountains complete w/ disc drive & a copy of Windows 7 on both a CD as well as a USB thumbdrive. Along w/ my entire media library on hard drives & USBs.
I will be getting buzzed tonight and watching Apocalypse Now.
>a middle aged italian milf waitress called me baby after taking my orderGuys, what’s this feeling between my legs right now? Why do I feel this way?
>>224307240There's a strange whimsy and charm to unpretentious whores
Just how much is a rice cooker in the US? just comparing prices...
>>224307464Windows XP was better, objectively. Windows 7 was just alright. Windows 95 is a runner up for GOAT.
What goes through your mind when you first step into a Costco?
>>224307487"Check the list".
>>224307476Well they do work on tips.
>>224306576>Dimethylmercury is an extremely toxic organomercury compound with the formula (CH3)2Hg. Less than 0.1 mL is capable of inducing severe mercury poisoning resulting in death. The compound was one of the earliest organometallics reported, reflecting its considerable stability. interesting
>>224307487"Where's the cheesecake?"
>>224307502SIT ON MY FAAAACE
>>224307487>>224307487I hate this fucking place
I don't have sympathy for people who die on motorcycles because they clearly don't value their life
>>224307520she does porn brother
>>224305256Who
>>224307547Does she have a name
>>224307487Nothing but chinks & jeets.
magnetism is magic
>>224307487I haven't bothered with Costco in years. Not worth the membership fee when their prices keep rising and their quantities are still ridiculous. What the fuck am I gonna do with a gallon of olives.
>>224307562It's not, since we can explain it and understand it.Magic by definition is unexplainable and impossible
Costco employees are literally the Gestapo. "Papers please" FUCK OUTTA HERE
Imagine fucking thick lucia
LA fags are dying in the 40% humidity today
>>224307571You would have an idea if you read this.
pendejos
>>224307551Eva Sinclair
>>224307594
You fags jumping on the Cytube? >>224306743
How do I get an italian gf as a blackanon?
>>224307612this game is being destroyed before it even launches.i'm sure it won't be the same disaster level as Cyberpunk 2077 but it will definitely be codified as woke faggotshit compared to GTA V and IV
She saved america
>>224307487beeline for the food court
>>224307668Her brother is a tr00n
>>224307612but can she make good tamales?that's the thing
>>224307568>What the fuck am I gonna do with a gallon of olives.Eat them?
>>>/lit/25498626>>>/lit/25498704>>>/lit/25498626>>>/lit/25498704
for me, it's the witcher 3 free upgrade and new dlc
became more of a gambling addict today
>>224307683That's just becoming the standard now. It's like how 50% of kids are products of a broken marriage/divorce. There's a 50/50 chance any girl you date is gonna have a gay or trooned out brother or a nasty lesbo sister.
Transgender people are over four times more likely than cisgender people to be victims of violent crime, according to a study released in 2021 by the Williams Institute at UCLA School of Law. Households with a transgender person also had higher rates of property victimization than cisgender households, the study said.
okay, super drunk again, but it's saturday, so I have an excuse, right?doesn't matter I do it every night
>>224307741sounds like they should stop being faggots
>>224307693Not before they spoil. You don't want to eat olives that have been open for like a month, they're shitty and rancid at that point. Besides I only eat olives from picrel now, UK company that makes the best of the best.
TAKE ME BACK
>>224307683as in a trans woman? if so im gonna suck her gock
I once met a Canadian foid when I was doing my undergrad in Bongland. When I told her that I was from America, she said, "Oh, I don't blame you," even though I hadn't said anything denigrating about my country yet.
>>224307741This presumes they're victims due to their trannyism. In reality, it's because violent and broken homes produce retarded freaks like that. Said freaks live in impoverished and dangerous areas, and they often fraternize with degenerate subhuman lower-class scum who are more likely to be violent and steal. These things all go hand-in-hand.
thinking of getting a swift goon in
>>224307741Cuz they be engaging in risky behaviors such as prostitution and drugs lol
>>224307785We're so superior to you it's insane.
>>224307633I will tonight if you post it later
>>224307240She really called hugedork13 Sir
i eat fast food everyday
>>224307809K cool.
>>224307837Yeah, it shows.
I'm hungry, I can make bacon cheeseburger, or heat some frozen pizza, Jack's brand
>>224305281she would not like you if she knew you irl
>>224307847not fat at all
Chatgpt tried to lie to me about violence against tr00ns but gave me this stat: 75% of Black transgender women were killed by Black cisgender men
>>224307837I eat fast food about 2 or 3 times per year, nobody delivers here, or too far to drive for a meal, I must cook every day, every meal
>>224307863Oh yeah? Prove it. Post a full frontal nude. And wear cat ears if you have them.
>>224307872where do you live? tell me the exact address so i can go your house.
>>224307895100 Mountain St. Island Pond, VT
>>224307866AI = libtard
>>224307940Liberals hate AI
>>224307929I'm going to dump a box of 10,000 ladybugs in your house
>>224307793>s-socioeconomic factors o algo
one time i asked this chick (was actually a troon but i didn't know until i got closer) for some directions and when i realized i responded ohh...I wasn't implying anything, but I think they thought I was being an ass because they were transvestite , funny thing was moments later it happened again with another trans person. no lie.
>>224307929Party at Anon's house!
the goon will be swift and merciless
canada is so fucked that when i visited a america i had a culture shock when i heard people speak english and not have a FOB accent.
Bonnie Blue said that four inches with girth is the perfect size.
>>224307983You don't like endless Jeets?
tactical nuke incoming!
>>224307983I would definitely never hire someone if they had a bad accent
>>224308026North Americans are recreating Britain's class-based accent discrimination from first principles.
>I said why you over there lookin' at me >While I'm with my girlfriend?>Why you over there lookin' at me >Let's take it to the hotel, oh-woahhttps://youtu.be/mdScvBIE_iA?si=yLN12CcVr6KzpBcj
Took my heart meds now I can jerk off
>>224308026nigger
>>224308061Take your fart meds
i hate the british accent and the australian accent. idk what it is but it just irritates me so much and turns me off if a woman has it.
>>224306507blowjobs fucking suck>wow I love you so much anon HRRK BKLRRRP SMUOKWOKWOK
Why does Europe lack that favstian, creative and eccentric spirit from usatians?
just gooned
>>224308075Working class British accent is really obnoxious, I remember watching that show Secret Eaters and all the fatties had it
so chris chan says he didn't fug his mother
>>224307293VGH Soylennial kino
>>224308084too many nonwhites
whats with the pic>>224297641
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>>224308075Australian accents on women turn me TF on, honestly...
>>224308120l'alsace
>>224308026Someone's accent wouldn't affect my judgment, but I don't think I would hire someone who wasn't white.
>>224307487sorry this would never happen for I am a Sam's Club Ubermensch
i have no social life outside of 4chan>no friends?havent talked to any of them in over 2 years
Finna order a pub pizza
>>224308120The thread kicks off with a lengthy argument about GTA VI: one anon dismisses it as charmless and overpriced while others defend Rockstar, before recommendations shift to *Morrowind*, *Goat Simulator 3*, *Crimson Desert*, and old-school CRPGs. Another conversation focuses on Paris—the removal of the ring road, metro line aesthetics, aging train cars, and advertising screens—followed by a comparison of French law enforcement crackdowns with those in Russia, Singapore, and the US. A boomer riding his Harley around the block sparks a backlash against retired bikers and their "Sons of Anarchy" jackets. One anon, still looking to meet a woman, asks where they go when it rains; after the inevitable "my bed" quip, he’s advised to try the discount store Action, though he ultimately stays home, while another suggests drinks with friends as a matchmaking strategy. The Soral-Guénolé debate dominates much of the afternoon: some feel Guénolé humiliated Soral by demanding proof, others defend Soral, and "SOS" (Soral Obsessive Syndrome) becomes a running gag. Politics takes over with predictions on the Mélenchon-Le Pen dynamic, followed by an endless, racist, and antisemitic argument—often veering into caricature—about immigration, Islam, Arabs, and Jews. "Golden boys" joke about rising stock in Boursin and Chocos BN before a serious discussion on Binance, Kraken, and Hyperliquid ensues. A grotesque sexual anecdote involving a Dutch woman leads to a long conversation about the alleged German obsession with excrement, German toilets, Weimar-era culture, and scatological porn. Finally, a 25-year-old anon worried about brain fog lists potential culprits—porn, cigarettes, stress, loneliness, doomscrolling, sleepless nights, and coffee—and while several users seriously discuss the causes, the thread simultaneously stages imaginary MMA fights between the likes of Hitler and Stalin, Mélenchon and Le Pen, or Macron and Trump.
>>224308171kekd
>>224308176I think working somewhere autistic like a hobby shop, or best buy is a good idea.
>>224308176My company recently said we can expense $200 for a family dinner. My family is very far away, otherwise I'm 100% alone.$200 worth of pizza to eat by myself.
my dick hasnt been inside a foid since I was born. As soon as you're circumcised it's over
>>224307731Extremely grim. At least the fertility rate’s so low that you’re more likely than not to get a wife who grew up an only child, rather than getting faggot troon in-laws
>>224308201Get a party sub
>>224308120It might look like it’s making fun of Americans, but it’s making fun of the goyslop suburban living of France; making fun of the same phenomena that are also making life shitty in America, rather than Americanness per se. It’s a French car brand in the driveway, for instance.
Quit choking on that cock and post something already
the politically correct term is loud rainbow person
Ordered pizza
should i have a second can of coke or nah
>>224308291
>>224308248Can't, the only subs are from Subway and those are made by indians. It would be a death sentence. Besides a party sub would go bad before I could eat the whole thing by myself.
>>224308310ye fovrthe reich vgh
this world would be a much better place if i could kill people with my thoughts
>>224308323I only drink soda if it's freeor once every few weeks if it's japanese
>>224308350that doesn't answer my question
>>224308369>>224308369>>224308369
this would would be a much better place if I could kill people with my gock
>>224308367sounds like a you problem lil bro
>>224308377>>224308377New
