Prev >>224308369Kitten edition
Pooping
>>224310819on average i poo 5 to 6 times a day
>>224310821SAME
>>224310811LOL
>download game>needs CD key>folder doesnt include CD key anywhere
idk why but I like those mix and match custom avatar maker things
>>224310836Ask AI
You guys are going to watch tennis tomorrow right?
Which primate hand best represents you, /cum/?
google ai mode is actually pretty good and has helped me a lotand you don't have to login and its unlimited
>>224310836You get what you pay for
>>224310851I really like to play tennis, but I’ve never been into spectating any sports
>a girl asks me what my fetish is>I tell her sapiosexual as a joke>She says so basically the opposite of me, its so over im cookedDoes this imply she has a crush on me or is this just how women joke
i'm so fucked over the next month or so it's unrealmentally preparing myself for a minimum of 2 hours of OT every day for september and probably into october
>>224310860cebus my ancestor :)
Who won?
>>224310870at least you're gonna be making some cheddah
>>224310862...pay?
would you date a attractive girl who is a furry and sometimes likes to wear her fursuits?and she's ok with you not being a furry and doesn't push it on you
john wilkes boof would be a good weed name
>>224310885yeah nigga you didn't pay and you didn't get a key
I can't tell if this girl is trying to drag a confession out of me that I have a crush on her for her ego or because she wants me to ask her out
>>224310904Only if my family and friends wouldn't find out
>>224310914Ask her out.
>>224310920
>>224310914Give us details, what exactly is she saying
Listening to Endtroducing so I can pretend I'm 14 again
What can I say except it’s over
>>224310929That's violent, you're violent
>>224310960justified
>>224310958
I’m tired of living, and scared of dying.
>>224310958https://youtu.be/LVtgPQkdkMs
>>224310970I haven’t reached that point yet
Oh God i just COOMED
i never get tired of posting “ok rape u next week” when the opportunity arises it makes me chuckle to myself every time
>>224310977Same, man
>>224310869>>224310938This. And shes said I'm attractive and that I smell good before. I really don't know how girls are though, I've never been in a close relationship with one before now. Its hard to explain the exact situation but we met at work like half a year ago, she broke up with her bf about a month ago. This won't make sense out of context but I tried asking her if she would have hit on me if we had met in a club in a way that wasn't as retarded as that sounds and she gave a non committal answer and then the sly face emoji after I posted the eyeroll emoji
>>224310953Could never get into that one, but it was really popular on /mu/ back in the day.
>>224310998Just ask her out, retard
Fakecel
NYC poppin on a Saturday.
>>224310998Sounds like she’s into you anon, just go for it
>>224310979Damn even the legend himself knew it was fucking over
>>224310958>>224310979>>224311026https://youtu.be/M6o1SEj02t0
more like "I'm sure I had leftovers"
>>224311052lol, like clockwork.
Would you like to supreme your fries?
Personally I fucking hate it whenever a woman adds me, or expresses any kind of interest in me. Because now I’m acting like a retard not knowing how to interact with this bitch; what then ends up ball is that I embarrass myself or she gets bored and ghosts me. God I wish women would just leave me alone
>>224311064Peter Pan over here
>>224311052The Smiths are a fantastic band, I can't even be bothered by the fact that he's a pouff.
When I was around 15-16, I worked as a busboy at the local fancy restaurant. One of the waitresses was a hot Latina girl in her mid 20’s who would overtly flirt with me for whatever reason. Shit like “would you want to sleep with me?” And “would you want to have kids with me” or asking me for random hugs. Naturally I grew feelings for her but she had none for me. This started a years-long animosity towards women
I wish I was a chad nomadic pastoralist
someone is shooting off a metric fuck ton of fireworks, what the fuck
>>224311110And now she’s a Texas Latina…
>>224311117This but a Chad hunter gatherer instead
>>224311129No she has a kid now with a tall skinny white guy.
>>224311110Fucking faggot. I'm tired of hearing Americans whine when you are surrounded by delicious fat ass meaty-pussy latinas begging for your BWC to breed them.You have no idea how to suffer.
I don’t get normies who go to nightclubs with their gfs you already got one dude why would you go there
>>224311110When I was like 15-16 I used to be called "cute white boy"
hmmm yes very interesting
https://youtu.be/7ip8ZVyF_ac
>>224311146Ok retard but evidently she didn’t want to breed with me and I’m still a bitter incel
>>224311149so she can get mad at you if you don't beat the shit out of some guy who looks at herbut also so she can get mad that you beat the shit out of some guy who looks at her
Tate McRae is the only leaf I ever liked
>>224311163She was stuffed and puffed by some other white guy so you blew your chance. Unacceptable.
*lains your path*
>>224311176What about Elyse Willems?
>>224311176Whore
yeah that's crazy
SOVLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W_mKPGBWWg
>>224311188Whomst?
>>224311176You don't like Molly Rankin?
this is what i had for breakfast
I love it when wordle bot gives me a 99 skill rating because I made the exact choices the computer would
Justin Trudeau is a sex symbol
>>224311212based
>>224311212HEY HEY MARRY ME ARCHIEEEEEEEEE
>>224311215jesus christ are you Steve Carlisi
>>224311215Esta buena, güey
My dinner was eggs and kimchi on sourdough bread, and a navel orange for dessert
Once my parents discovered my journal that said I wanted to rape and murder and certain individual because they wronged me. They forced me to go a therapist who thankfully stopped talking to me after one session
I'd put my keem in a korean womans chee
I didn't have dinner
>>224311238Shame on your parents for reading your personal journal
Today's Clues by Sam was supposed to be hard but I beat it in 63 seconds
>>224311215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA1ffXiz_Z0
aw sweet, my favorite magazine
Would you wear this?
>>224311244I told them that but frankly if I had kids I’d do the same
Modern man lives under the illusion that he knows 'what he wants,' while he actually wants what he is supposed to want. In order to accept this it is necessary to realize that to know what one really wants is not comparatively easy, as most people think, but one of the most difficult problems any human being has to solve. It is a task we frantically try to avoid by accepting ready-made goals as though they were our own.
>>224311255That's creepy
https://youtu.be/7GPQ33bf4q8
>>224311217I got it on the fourth try
>>224311255Well shame on your for not learning from their mistakes. That's trust that can never be recovered.
>>224310662Lmfao
what kind of fucking faggot keeps a journal
>>224311278It's called a diary
>>224311263>>224311271If Eric and Dylan’s parents read their diaries columbine wouldn’t have happened.
>>224311278Great men of history have
>>224310993i do the same but i wish i could say it to anyone without being investigated
Hawked up a loogie and then swallowed it
I refuse to believe that guys enjoy loud music and dancingOnly foids are actually into that
>>224311272That's an ancient /k/ meme. Welcome to the club bruther.>>224311281That sounds even gayer and pozzed.
Trans folk assemble!
>>224311282So what? Would have still been wrong
>>224311278It’s nice to actually be able to record your thoughts, even if it’s just. “Saw some woman today, thought about having sex with her, realized I never would, ruined my day”
>>224311282Is that true? Did they keep diaries?Regardless, they were failed by a country that let's schizos easily access guns
Back about maybe 35 years ago there were parents who didn't let their kids watch cartoons.Not that the kids couldn't watch children's entertainment. Just not cartoons. It was a very specific thing you'd run into as a kid, there would be "that kid" who could watch as much television as they wanted as long as they weren't watching cartoons. They'd get a whoopin for that.
>>224311294I'm a man and I like music and dancing, it's an important part of human heritage
>>224311294You don't even like concerts?
>>224311254Maybe if it was one of those Versace baroque silk shirts
>>224311309Arm all the schizophrenicsThe best way to stop a bad schizo with a gun is a good schizo with a gun
>>224311311When I have kids they'll be forbidden from watching any cartoons made after 2009. And also forbidden from YouTube, and they aren't getting a tablet or phone until they're 14
>>224311306That's what /cum/ is for you idiot.
used to watch adult swim in the 00s as a kid, now that i'm unc i think adult swim is the lamest shit ever
>>224311294Dancing is fun when you’re too drunk to be an uptight freak anymore, or on drugs, although I’m not really into the latter due to addictions and horrible comedowns etc
>>224311323>14Why not 18? 14 is enough time to warp their brains with porn and nigger music and jewish bullshit so that when they're 18 your son will be a troon and your daughter will be fucking niggers on Onlyfans.
never trust anyonenever reveal your feelingsnever be yourselfkeep everything to yourselfhide in your roomalways delete browsing historynever talk to people outside of school
>>224311331Adult swim is at its peak right now
>>224311291I do this.
drinking milk
>>224311335I'm not going to kill any chance at them making friends, they'll have to have a phone if they want to hang out with people and make friends. Keeping them off it til 14 will prevent most of the brainrot that's affecting gen alpha
>>224311342It doesn’t look that good to me
>>224311342it peaked a long time ago
>>224311312Only children women and dogs enjoy it because of their small easy to stimulate brains, you must be low iq>>224311315Yes>>224311332Women don’t even need drinks
>>224311354Most zoomers got phones at that age and look how that ended for them. Just give them a flip phone.
i rate this 4.5/10
>>224311375Nobody asked
and this is a 5.5/10
>>22431135414 is way too early. You basically become the person you're going to be for the rest of your life between 13-18 years of age. Giving them smartphones at 14 guarantees retarded feminist cumbrained idiots and BLM garbage blue haired trash. Flip phones until they are 18. Also take them hunting when they're young, make sure they have taken a life before they're 18.
>>224311375I asked thanks for sharing
>>224311366My dad always had a weirdly specific hatred for telecom companies, so my parents didn’t get me a phone until I was 18, while all my peers got them at like 13-14. It definitely got in the way of socializing, but there were probably other benefits, so idk what’d be best for my own future kids
I can't get a girlfriend because I have a micropenis. It's not possible for me to fix that.
nooooooo my game crashed
>>224311375Why don't you watch better moviesOr do you like shitty movies?
>>224311402>Why don't you watch better movieslink 'em
>>224311401I caused this btw
>>224311365You don't like it because you're a joyless asshole
>>224311399>Weirdly specific hatredYour dad was redpilled and knew the dangers of these jewish devices. Thank him.
I'm just a quirkchungus thirty smth Asian diaspora proud woman of colour I gotta be absolutely insufferable n sheeeiiiiitttt
Yea I listen to incelcore
>>224311366Zoomers are much better off than gen alpha, have you fucking seen gen alpha? They're the ones consooming content like mrbeast and dragging test scores down to the lowest in decades>>224311388You're just a chud I can disregard your opinion.
>>224311311Thank God my parent's let me watch Cartoon Network and I learned English even before I went to kindergarden.But I wasn't allowed to drink soda and eat sweets/snacks till I was 11 (except Birthdays and Holidays)
>>22431141830 seconds to mars?
People that have sex but don't reproduce are effectively incels.
>is this the real life>is this just fantasy
>>224311418WHY BOTHER GONNA HURT MEGONNA HURT WHEN YOU DESERT ME
>>224311408I gave you a list recently already, did you not watch any of them? Here is Viy, an old soviet movie about a Witch. Kind of boring until the last 10 minutes when it goes completely bonkershttps://youtu.be/4YmQn6q36HQ
>>224311413It wasn’t a problem with smartphones themselves. He has always been an early adopter with tech. He just hated the Canadian telecom oligopoly resulting in ridiculous prices. It’s a valid thing to be annoyed about, but for some reason with him it became like one of his #1 pet peeves in life
I push my fingers into my
>>224311425https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fbFMhRarj4&pp=ygUQaXQncyBvdmVyIG1hbmlhYw%3D%3D&ra=mBeen listening to a lot of maniac>>224311419Yea zoomers are better than Gen Alpha but that’s not saying much, the cognitive decline started with zoomers. Really it started with Gen X and television but that’s whole other rabbit hole
>>224311445Again, he recognized the insidious jewry behind it all. My dad hated cable companies. These are natural responses to environmental stressors.
I don't like ketchup
>>224311460Same I like it over mustard
Things I'd give a kid>legos>gameboy>linux>tools>self employment sigma grindset>ways to meet non poorfags>phone in middle school>insurance policy>vehicle manufactured before 2010 (or something gutted)
>>224311460I’m going to kill you and your entire family
>>224311470>linux
For me, it’s mustard and sauerkraut on a hot dog
>>224311451ass
>>224311473Good.
Mac was right
>>224311487Based.>Mustard>Sauerkrat>Relish>BBQ sauceThis is the ultimate sausage.
My neighbors are having a party and I'm stuck with you subhumans.
why hasn't she left for university?
>>224311499Macs were a pile of horseshit back then
Giving Linux to a kid is some groomer shit
>>224311503Not a Christian but I always get annoyed at bitches who wear crosses just for fashion
>>224311503She cute
I identify as a resident of the east coast
>>224311524grim
East Coast > Worst Coast
>>224311523why are you still in Greece?
>>224311523Is it true that Bulgarian is rhetorical only Slavic language with articles
this is so true
>>224311535>rhetorical I’m a mobile fag, I meant to say “the”
>>224311523She's a virgin if you can believe it
Remember the good old days when you put thousands of viruses on your dad's computer
>>224311545This fag is going to die from AIDS anyways.
What can I do at age 30 to make up for hiding away in my room for the entirety of my teens and 20s
>>224311551I was uber retarded as a kid and would always install viruses when trying to install Minecraft mods. It never occurred to me to just watch a YouTube tutorial
>>224311561Get out there and start robbing niggas
>>224311561What job have you had until now?
>>224311561Join the military
>>224311534why not?>>224311535ostensibly, I mean Macedonian has it but their language is like a Bulgarian dialect basically Are you talking about suffixes at the end of adjectives?>>224311548I don't believe it actually
I think my middle school computer lab had nothing but Linux actually
I really hope I keep my health enough to live independently into old age, those rat hole nursing homes are horrible
>>224311596>why not?a month ago you said you were there visiting family and you've been there since
Is it worth visiting Albania >>224311596>Are you talking about suffixes at the end of adjectivesдa
>>224311603mine had windows
>>224311609just MAID yourself if you end up in a nursing home.True north strong and free!
lets discuss ways to talk to women
so there was a school shooting in Thailand...
>>224311622Unironically
>>224311617>Is it worth visiting AlbaniaEveryone I met in hostels in Montenegro and Macedonia were raving about it so I'd say yes.
one would think a game from 2004 should have all its bugs fixed by now
Drank too much scotch and now my stomach feels weird.
>>224311641there's an active general on /adv/ on how to meet and talk to women.>>>/adv/34863611
>>224311603all my schools had apple
is some migger gonna fucking stab me already or am I gonna have to do it myself
myneyma jeff
>MIRD-197
>>224311659Not reading that because I know none of the advice will work for me. It’s unironically over, I’ve learned my place
>>224311656you're going to puke
>>224311660We had these bad boys
>>224311656>Drank too much scotchnot possible
>>224311686Just took a few Tums after a barfy burp. This is not going as planned.
Why is saudijeet in literally every single thread I click
>>224311681what a cast
>>224311613I've been here for 10 days and I'll stay for another 10.>>224311617I've never been to Albania but I've heard from people that it's good.
>>224311692don't you have a limit? it's that feeling in your tum tum
>>224311704The limit is when I feel like barfing.
I'm Indian. And that's okay.
I'm hungry what are you making me?
>>224311693Stop using outer /int/
>>224310851Yes
>>224311694yu my beloved
>>224311702you can't convince me that isn't an area 51 ayylmao hoodwinking as a human woman
>>224311721Unzips dick
>>224311721a cyanide and cheese sammich
>>224311718Do you have a cute sister? (respectfully)>>224311721Roast chicken with compound butter/cilantro rice?
>>224311716there's one before but it's subtle
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness on high
Is it safe to activate a flameless ration heater with urine? Feeling like a bear grylls stevemre collab in my mind
tonight's dinner
>>224311762Bizarre
>>224311757it's hardly safe to activate a heater with water so might as well send it
>>224311762god bless
This week's publix bogo is awful
>>224311757>Nice piss
>>224311702Sexually intercourse with this specimen
Badly need to take a shower before I go to a BBQ tomorrow.
Nothing more soul crushing than slowly gaining weight and looking at your before and after photos
>>224311702For me it's this one
>>224311825Her face is her least attractive feature
>>224311825Piggy with undercooked pizza dough skin.
>>224311773What do you mean? Because of fumes or what
>>224311816Go for long walks fren, I've been losing weight here despite eating good but I'm doing 6-8km of walking a day.>>224311835Her ass is incredible but I also like her face.>>224311839I think she's cute.
>>224311839Gay>>224311835Gwyyy
https://youtube.com/shorts/48_HSMbsOCUFrog posters btfo
>>224311757Where are you that you can't access water
>>224311855not opening that
>>224311858I'm at home just really lazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnvzR1hQGs0
>>224311882>Peniston
severely mental illness fuggg
>>224311889Always makes me laugh, but it's one of the best house/dance songs ever made, it's impossible to not put me in a good mood.
holy shit. batman beyond is fucking kino. how have i not heard about this series? the cyberpunk atmosphere, kickass music and clean aesthetics are all therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eAOgiGXVk0
>>224311914They used to show this here when I was a kid
>>224311914How about Beyond™ Batman and he is a vegan that goes around crashing the joker and penguin's barbeques lecturing the guests on why meat is murder
>>224311659im pretty sure everyone in that thread is indian
I'm going to try go to bed early.I prefer being asleep to being awake, anyway
I want to sleep for a very long time
https://youtu.be/c4j9Z9bwBBU
nuked and devoured a quesadilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYxjqoQKhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLR9oEnYLxs
>>224311947What if instead of commissioner gordon it was cumeatsioner gordon and he walked around eating big bowls of cum?
>>224312020Woah, based Grouper enjoyer I like her whole discography, like 12 albums and all of them are good.
>>224312030https://vocaroo.com/1nnYdvysdMI0
>>224312030What if instead of being talented or working hard you just hung around until one of your friends made you a millionaire
goodnight
kek
>>224312041This is a grouper general
>>224312070Goodnight sweet doggy :)
imagine how much better society would be right now if zoomers didn't make streamers relevant.
There's a TGI Fridays here in Thessaloniki and all the reviews are good. It's the only thing that came out on Trip Advisor when I searched for wings.
Im in my din din arcI'm foodmaxxing
I'm in my poo poo arcI'm shitmaxxing
I'm so sexy and retarded
ITS ME DIO
>>224312291Prove itPost your 6 pack to prove you are sexy and have your license on your chest to prove you're retarded
thinking about crevasses
slow day huh?
>>224312303Jojo is for homosexuals. Watch Baki instead.
>>224312347sup bro
Almost done my book.
https://youtu.be/BRpIMXBa7_Q
>>224312161Did you order the BBC special?
>>224312513I haven't gone, is TGI Fridays good?
>>224312543Get the bloomin onions
>>224312466Hey fren
>>224312543Get the bloomin BBCs
>>224312554Fridays not outback retard
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power
>>224312570hows it going>>224312554Here is the menuhttps://www.fridays.gr/appetizers/
>>224312607>hows it goingPretty good. I brought an e fren from a different friendgroup into another one and they're getting along great, which makes me happy because I wasn't sure how it would go.
just had a 3 minute long piss and i could smell the ginger ale i drank yesterday
>>224312613Nice
fell asleep on the couch from drinking award
This thread is mine now
Some people really are just wired different You can't learn to like feet, you're either born liking feet or not
>>224312682Good post
>>224313639*Bumps into your shoulder while walking past you without acknowledging you*
>>224313639Not so fast
>>224312480What are you reading? I'm reading Christine by Stephen King
>>224312443What makes one any less gay than the other?
>looking at TVs on amazon>see one I want>earliest delivery is tomorrow but I have to work>decide to check local stores with same day delivery>target has exactly one 50" TV>$20 more than amazon one>trying to decide between them>realize I'm a fucking retard and they're the exact same TV
amazeballsawesome possum even
just copped a tv on foenem grave
I hate that stupid car insurance commercial with the ostrich and the gay guy on the pier. I hate the jingle and I hate how many of them there are.
I'm surprised that Google is so loyal to the president.
rather be carried by 6 before I let 12 niggas judge me :/
>>224311470if its one of those gas engine lego sets
>>224316076>>224316076New
