metal elf editionlast time on brit >>224383836
>>224385131why so serious
All glory to the islamic resistance axis
there's nothing quite so evil as hopeI had come to terms with the fact that I will always be alone, no friends, no partner, then I miss one dose of medication and have a vivid dream where such a thing could be possible, and it's ruined everything
>>224385155Mid
no horse pussy and no homer pics makes toby something something
>>224385155We're getting very close to me wanting to fuck him now
>>224385155
Tobette
>>224385162whom are they resisting
>>224385188` woke `
>>224385178Do you think Trey and Lindsey Graham ate poppers and expanded their anuses together?
>>224385195
just lookin for someone to share their expired milk with
beddie bo bo time, niggas
>>224385188J*wsi*raelS*unnoids A*merikkkans
>>224385201That's a naughty smile i think he's recollecting that night in steamy Charleston with Lindsey
>>224385163sometimes ill stop taking the clozapine and everything is great and i feel like im on top of the world but then i realise im stood in the middle of a field naked talking to the cows and its 4am
Mouse chebs
>>224385232that doesn't sound so bad I wish I was there with you
>>224385195>>224385229
Bank of America worker killed in 'unprovoked' Times Square stabbing identified
>>224385225what are they resisting thoughwhat is the thing theyre resisting
>>224385247NBC news has released an image of the suspected assailant
>>224385247New York is a hellhole
>>224385240maybe you aremaybe youre one of the cow
>>224385252I just told you in the previous post ZionismIsraelAmericaThe sunnoid gulf monarchies
cody bought property in spunky knob creek
>>224385266I hope so
Why don't English folk have yards
>>224385240>>224385266>>224385281beautiful exchange
>>224385247Times Square New York is probably the most surveilled place on planet earth. It's also extremely dangerous, with people routinely getting stabbed and shot. The problem with violent crime isn't that we need more flock cameras/surveillance, it's that we need to train from scratch a totally new class of Mayors, District Attorneys, Police Commissioners, and Judges who will actually put violent and insane people in jail. But that will never happen because conservatives don't usually go into public service or criminal law, if they even go to college to begin with. So flock cameras will just be used to ID the white lady who may have used a racial slur while crossing the street or getting cut off in traffic while violent minority crime will continue unopposed. This American system is the white race's enemy.
FINE OK I will watch anora 2024 and probably cry a lot about being old
cartoon horse programme
find it baffling that americans take things like sports, volunteer work and hobbies into consideration when doing uni admissionsi would not want to be treated by a doctor who got in because he was part of the swarthmore karate club and played pee wee football
horses are dirty sluts but unicorns are goddess coded angels
>>224385296Only brown and black people are allowed to become doctors in the united states lad
>>224385286feels like hot acid in my brain and it's only me smirking in the mirror that's done it to myself I hate being alive I hate being me
>>224385287Definitely read all of that
daydream all day about being in one of my books and the best I can come up with is that I'd die in some helpful way
>>224385302you mean only brown and black people are smart enough
Jeff Bezos regimen workout cost 2026
>>2243853562000mg of child blood injected daily
worst thing about schizophrenia is its like sharing your mind and body with someone elseill do or say something and then after im just like 'well that happened" and now i have to fix the mess. like one side of me is a messy child making a mess and the other side is an adult cleaning up the mess
>>224385373do they feel like a friend
>>224385370Child blood - checkForeskin smoothie - checkSlave tears shake- check
i've completely fucked up this big youtuber's channel, he gave me mod ages ago and i've started shadowbanning hundreds of his chatters and commentors
>>224385340No its just that jews prohibit white people from becoming doctorsTheres millions of white people in this country who are smart enough to become doctors
reading about bonnie and clydethey were mad
>>224385131always like when the old is linkedit feels official
>>224385373not ideal
>>224385492glad he's died the godless freak
>>224385552Ronnie James Dio
>>224385552his potions are too strong for you
..sleeping in my excellent cum-stained primark t-shirt..
>we're in the final third of the 2020s;(
>>224385652not the best decade
>>224385492oi angels cant do that, its offensive
>>224385652I'm so old
>>224385652
7pm on channel 4
I am a Sensitive Young Balding Unc and I deserve to be treated with Respect & Dignity
>>224385773I want her to suck me
>melts sim cards for gold>orders catalogs from the eu to cost them money in shipping>scottish>aged 31>not a virgin>on benefits>lives in a council flat>dad owns a shotgun>dad possibly a lawyer>shoplifted for fun, then stopped when the security guard didnt care>smokes around 40 cigarettes a day, mostly from tobacco left on the ground>likes trains>planning on travelling britain when he has more money, sleeping in a rental van overnight in london>has around £350 in savings>posted on /brit/ since august, became notable in september as "currencyschizo">possibly got himself rangebanned on EE for ban evading so much>spammed mouse posts throughout november/december under "freedom to post mices" name>autistic, not schizophrenic but has good pattern recognition>plans on working in energy companies for a decade then becoming powerful enough to sell energy to them>possibly homeless for up to 18 years>potential ex-heroin/drug user>lives in glasgow maybe broomshouse
Around 8 years ago, the people running Bank of America deplatformed me for my beliefs. Now their executives are being deplatformed from life.
might watch a film
>>224385840what the fuck
>>224385840Why couldn't this be my life fackinell
>>224385822they seem ok
now I got worry
>>224385652still stuck in 2019 me haha x
>>224385773um um um
probably shadowbanned about 200 cunts on that youtubers channelscreamingno idea why people give mod powers to randomers
>>224385944we live in the aftermath of history, permanently having missed it, we are not those that were were there, not even if we were therewe're scum on a pot, foam on beer
>>224385985type shi
wonder if anybody has a poker game going on nextdoor
just saw a ufo
dunno what hit me today but just been gagging for a shag the entire day
>>224386003strange and potentially hurtful lie
>>224386003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF6lJ6V10wE
>>224386003be quiet
all the love in the world inside of you
absolute and unending sadness
woody allen sex arse
>>224386041>>224386059>>224386066
Why do amerimutts use regional and not systemic approach to anatomy? Are they simply retarded? Is this why they have African-tier healthcare system despite such high wages? I'm terrified, there's literally the only one normal anatomy textbook in English and it's from 2007.
>>224386075in english doc!
he posted the petersand left me a mule to ride
DIE! DIE! DIE!
Where is my sex twink I'm beginning to think he's not coming
>>224386116underrated gimmick
been attempting to do a deep dive ufologist schizo theology, reading their websites and ideasi'll give you the short of it the annunaki are ancient reptililian aliens who rule the galaxy and launch psychic attacks on human kindthey built megaliths, pyramids, stone henge and much morethey control the jews, marxists, homosexuals, and all other evil peoplethey created humans as a slave race by splicing their DNA with that of great apesthey did this to bring the earth to a point of civilisation so that they can live herewe've done our job and now they want us gone, dead, by any means possible. which is why they invented judaism, homosexuality and communism.they have an outpost on planet X / niburu, the 10th planet from the sun, as of yet not officially discovered by earth scientiststhe zeta-reticulans are the classic grey aliens, and while they have occasionally probed people's anuses, abducted cows, made crop circles, they did it all as a greater scheme to learn about earth they do this because they are trying to save us from the annunakithe grey aliens are the good aliens, and they want to help us in our battle against the reptillian annunaki in a comming apocalyptic warthey live close enough to reach earth, but not frequentlythey are the guys who crashed at roswellthey are responsible for giving us most of our technology 1/2
IRN BRU
>>224386142ashtar galactic command are blonde nordic aliens who wanted to uplift humanity into immortal beings of energy, to bring us to a higher plain of existencewhile the greys want humans to live happily but stay as we are, the ashtari want us to live material forms and matters behindall white and aryan people have some ashtar DNA, since they spliced their DNA into ours to try to help speed up uplifting usthe arcturians are beings of energy, blinding white light, who communicate with a select few telepathicly. they are very far away and have limited contact with humanity and have never directly landed here unlike all the others mentioned. they act as intermediaries trying to settle peace between the zeta-reticulans, annunaki, and humanity the majestic 12 are 12 good annunaki who have betrayed their kind and wish to save humanity, and they live here on earth appearing as "men in black", and they have human special forces who also dress as and appear as "men in black" who work for themfinally "little green men" or green aliens don't exist. it's a catch all term for aliens, or a lie by opportunists and liars, or simply a mis-sighting of zeta-reticulans under certain light.
>>224386147BIT O ME
>>224386142and what of the star seeds
How do I give off those.... Rockstar Vibes??Sometimes you just see someone walking down the street and think... He could be a Rockstar..He gives off those Vibes ..Those Rockstar Vibes...
>>224386163ywnbars
>>224386157term that refers to all humans with alien souls or human alien hybrids, usually with psychic and telepathic abilities humans don't have
finna make a big pot of french onion soup on friday and eat it all weekend
>>224386163sunglasses and popped collar on a ragged jacket that has a big star or something on the back, maybe messy spiky blond/e hair, bottom half less important but just some regular jeans and trainers, or bootsstrut with attitude, chew gum or a cocktail stick
>>224386181That's a bit of me. Do you have bread with it?
i give off rapstar vibes
>>224385773right well thats given me a stiffy hasn't it
>>224386189bread with melted cheese
>>224386153Does alien poo smell
damn daniel!!back at it again with the white vans!!!!!
>>224386192you give off rapestar vibes
>>224386213this is exciting to me i need to make this
Do you like pot noodle?
I like pot noodle
A good pot of soup with crusty bread is worth more than a million schizo posts
hair is itchy
>>224386363hair can't feel anything actually
>>224386367rapes you then
racist barnracist barn
>>224386373thank you
Do you lads have any Irish mates?
Mmmmm rotting meat
>>224386390..nh
rorke the type of guy to say “um… nice kitty?” after falling into the tiger enclosure at the zoo
>>224386442that is SO rorke
>>224386442fucking lol
>>224386466aunt jemima has aura
This Irish fella knocks on your door and says he can't sleep. Says he was w-wondering if he could try your bed out because his if uncomfortable. What do?
>>224386466obviously canada mogs us in maple syrup lolalso i dont think the fiesty black woman is on the logo anymore because of woke
>>224386442LOL
Im so sick i havent had an erection in days
>>224386503i don't think i would do anything
actually cannot bear the thought of having a job
>>224386606He doesn't have boobs. He's just a twink with a girl face. Idk I think I'd be tempted
just did this
woke 1.0 version 2 is coming soon y'all
fuck sumer and fuck babylonfuck the indus river valley civilisationfuck chinafuck norte chico
>>224386662Cont hahv me boilt peesa wiffout me salad dressing can i
>>224386677https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQwaOfBb-s8
>>224385131I spoke to Iman today because I was bored and wanted to ask him why I should worship Allah if that fucker gavd me no blessings and all he said was >Your lucky you weren't born in yemen or Palestine>Your 23 you could do nothing for a decade and still achieve greatness>You aren't completely hopeless if you came here asking questions I am not sure a Egyptian should be taken seriously
Hey Cody pass the Nerds Babies dude
>>224386707*rapes you*
>>224386466the glass leaf-shaped bottle means it's overpriced subpar maple syrup for foreign tourists. grocery stores sell decent maple syrup in larger, plainer glass bottle, but the very best stuff comes in huge plastic jugs from mennonite vendors
>>224386714But rude
just got transported to a plane of infinite darkness
I don't like Crystal Castles
>>224386662at first i thought it was just reheating the pizza using a pot instead of a skillet, which might still work i guess
Yo Cody me and Saylor are going to pick up Makayeigh and head over to Culver's. You want anything dude?
people who believe in astrology really annoy me
blackpill is law
>>224386753Yeah uhhh I'll have uhhh 2 double cheeseburgers, a large fries, chicken fries, chicken nuggets, large diet coke, vanilla milkshake, starberry milkshake, and uhhhh 2 regular cheeseburgers with extra cheese. 2 large fries actually
makes me laugh when you see people who seriously believe that eastern europe is a paradise where women are all chaste and trad because where does that belief even come fromit's not the 1800s anymore
>>224386815Damn Cody you're going to have to sleep outside after eating all of that. I don't want to smell the carnage.
Eating ein poo and drinking einen wee
i'm taking poison damage
https://youtu.be/sWcLccMuCA8this is the best song ever
From now on, this is the only view Kiev residents will see from their windows every morning and evening.
https://youtu.be/eFiiLDVBiCY
>>224386919post dripping with british culture
>>224386954Boris Johnson is responsible for the war continuing
>>224386867What makes you think that?
>>224386987knowledge of the way things are + common sense
Ah so it's the old waking up a 5am aching, sweating, and generally feeling like shit kinda deal? Tempted to take paracetamol but I feel like I should just let my body overheat to kill of this virus.
>>224387004I don't know, I mean sure every country has Instagram whores who post more images of themselves so if warps reality. It's like saying Towie woman represents English woman. If you want that "Trad" wife eastern European girl then it's probably best to go to a village or find festivals and events which celebrate tradition. The only woman who will care enough about that will mostly be women who have traditional values themselves
>>224387020trust your body x
mad how creep is radiohead's best song
>>224387048Can you cuddle me?
what's the best way to make friends should I post a sad story on nextdoor or something
>>224387077Want me to be your friend? What county are you from?
>>224387020that was me a week ago, I actually thought the same thing should I just stay overheated and swollen, I don't think it's worth it though, please take some ibuprofen and paracetamol and keep hydrated you'll get through it <3
>>224387071yh x
>>224387083yes, im in england
>>224387077best way to do it is be forced to spend extended amounts of time with the same people in the same placeif that's not possible then you can try whatever options you want
I keep some lucozade in my room for emergencies if I get too ill to get out of bed so I can just drink it and spend four days in bed, sometimes I just don't eat enough too and need one to have the energy to get up
>>224387102I'm not forced to be around anybody I guess that's the problem, and idk any other way, I look sometimes for any kind of specialist loser groups losers like me can go to but I don't think they've been invented yet
>>224387089Thanks boo I'm gonna do that now
>>224387112What's your hobbies
Propane and propane accessories
>>224387112>I'm not forced to be around anybody I guess that's the problemsameit's hard to make friends when you're not at school or at uni
>>224387127audiobooks, film and tv and music, cooking and baking, I like card games like normal 52 card deck games but also like those fun board games idk what the category is called not like catan or dominion or serious stuff, umm I'm pretty boring I guess
What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white
is disliking yank posts a hobby
weenus weenus suck my peenus
ANON, 29 is on /brit/ presented with "Myalgia". Myo-” = muscle “-algia” = pain.So muscle pain, body aches.He also has "Pyrexia" Pyr- / Pyrex- comes from Greek pyretos, meaning fever/heat.-ia a suffix meaning condition or state.So body aches and fever, but how did we get here? Well one possible cause was being outside in the wind with only a hoodie.
>>224387161Indeed
Faggot yank is so annoying
>>224387201:)
>>224385201
>>224387161There's general board game groups in most towns. Have you thought about joining one? You can bring your baking to the group for some quick wins to make people like you.When I first started my previous role the first thing I did was bring in a variety of different snacks and drinks and that went down well. Well enough that I made 3 great friends who I hang out with semi-regularly
>>224387247
>>224387251I love gilticus so much
>>224387245I couldn't find one when I last looked but I'll check again, need to get my courage up first too
is there a word for someone who just really loves kidssimilar to cinephile, or anglophile for someone who really loves movies or the pub.
used my new pan yesterday
>toil begins at 6am>still at homeGoing to be late again, lads.
>>224387265I can't help you with courage but I'd say if you go there and it's not your thing then you'll never have to see these people again. So you shouldn't feel anxious about it. Also I found boardgamesclub dot org which looks like it has a map of clubs. I'm sure Facebook has groups too.
>>224387293well get a move on
>>224387313No.
>>224387300thanks :)
>>224387279No if you're a guy who loves kids you'll get some dirty looks and probably branded as a pedophile. It's just a fact of our society.
>>224387326Any time, just like with anything in life you have to put in effort on your side. I never really wanted friends growing up and I always found myself bouncing around social groups but never committing to one so I found myself in a similar situation as you. I play video games so I made most of my friends online. If you're into that I think /vg/ has a coop general.
>>224387331doesn't necessarily need to be for guys, it could be anyone with a passion for children, like a woman child minder or a youth minister.feels like a gap in the language here.
burnham if you got 'em
I'm the black guy
>>224385773She was so hot, i liked that show
Lord of the rings racist or no
need to stop itching my scalp ffs its so itchy my whole head
>>224387514rinse your head with cold water and comb it
>>224387526ok i will do it !
>>224387369I was similar, I think I might look for somebody that's in the same spot or something I can go with, everything's always easier for me when somebody else is there
>>224387503whats racist about it
>>224387565Orcs are the immigrants, it's a dogwhistle
>>224387565well he did make all the brown and black people evil and heed sauron's call
>>224387585he made them stronger
>>224387587the humans? I thought they were basically the same as the fairer skinned goody humans
>>224387514get some Ketonazole, I developed a little dandruff for the first time last year and after 1-2 washes it resolved itself
rorke's mum going to carnaval and getting curled and rorke sees it on tiktok
>>224387584>>224387585orcs are neither brown nor immigrants
>>224385131
poo barmer and burnham turn 'em linked upneed it or keep it?
>>224387608not talking about orcs
>>224387608Right yeah
this guy needs a fuller display of shower
coffee in bed or get up and go to the shops?
>>224387631wee wash and wax
Mass burials in Nepal as death toll from flash floods exceeds 1,000
made a coffeei'll go to the shops at lunch time
They gave me PIP, lads.So, I can get a motability car. And, honestly it'll help me fix my shit a lot.But fucking hell there's like 700 options, how the fuck am I supposed to choose one here?
>>224387707vile PIPsqueak!
brutal second poo this morning
>>224385247>workerit was the vice president. Bank of America vice president randomly stabbed to death.
business idea: a sexy woman with self esteem issues that doesnt know shes sexy and requires my constant love and attention
>>224385247That's just life in the big city
>>224387808just not feasible, shan’t invest
>>224387801Vice President isn't senior in a bank, there's thousands of them
Got kicked from a tf2 server for calling someone an agp lateshit ogrehon
My body is so ready for male lesbianism
Seet sweet toil
Pickleball at 7:30 this morning
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bit of cleaning up to do for month end and then im going to chill out a little bit
>>224387901starmersan... we failed you
>>224387758Me mum got cancer and it messed me up. :(
going to come up with some new recipe ideas and get back into cooking
>>224387991alri walter white
Today officially marks the beginning of the late 2020s.
>>224387977im sorry! xxx
>>224388002Gahh take me back to 2023 it was so Gucci unc
>>224387991Based, the only truly original recipe I've ever come up with is a Roasted chicken filled with duxelle, rice and duck hearts and a bit of chestnuts on a bed of fermented cabbage. Kind of proud of that cause it was fantastic.
>>224388041love roasting chicken in with a bunch of sauerkraut. it gets quite potent, smells like christmas somehow.
>>224388062>it gets quite potent, smells like christmas somehowExactly! We eat that kind of cabbage for Christmas here, usually with pork.
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my hot coffee poured on my ballsack
https://youtu.be/gR7_Wr681GI
ereek more like geese haha quack quack
There has been a sharp rise in children and young people - some as young as six - attending A&E units in England in a mental health crisis, NHS doctors are warning.The number of six to 17-year-olds turning up in significant distress for things like self-harm and eating disorders, or in emotional crisis, rose by 36% between 2019 and 2025, according to the Royal College of Paediatrics and Child Health analysis.
https://youtu.be/fc4ZNuwYU4A
>>224388072have to try it, christmas dinners have it but dishes are usually vegetarian. the village my wife is from is famous for it (the farmer/ex-mayor who supplies places like lidl even came to my wedding) and even has cabbage day celebrations where they crown a king of cabbage.no surprise the place stinks of farts all year.
last day before the nasty horrible schoolkids are back with their fat retarded parents to make my mornings worse
>>224388173On the bright side of things, I plan on shaving my legs and having them bare for the schoolboys to ogle
>>224388170>have to try it, christmas dinners have it but dishes are usually vegetarianHere the day before Christmas you eat 7 dishes with no meat but on Christmas it's usually some kind of Pork or Lamb. You probably eat stuffed cabbage like we do, that's one of the lent dishes and a side dish but stuffed with meat on Christmas. >Queen of Cabbagechecks out lol
>>224388185?
>>224388222Didn't say that. I've been hacked.
https://mangafire.to/title/0r45-the-climber/volume/306018
>>224388219some probably do it with mushrooms or lentils rather than meat at christmas, yeah. but yeah it's much better with something like pork.but now you mention it, lamb stuffed cabbage could be amazing with the right sauce. maybe with georgian or armenian spices.got me thinking hungry now, thanks.
TRANS RIGHTSRANSRIGHTS
had breakfast and still fucking hungry
scratched my bum then sniffed my fingers
thas a arse now
what makes one university 'better' than the other if the course is identical at all of them
>>224388294How's Russia?
>>224388268Lamb with cabbage would be nice yeah. We make it with rice here for Easter, and there's lamb liver in the rice - that's the tradition. Never heard cabbage stuffed with lentils though, that could be interesting.
new>>224300532>>224300532>>224300532
>>224388341Mousey idk what's wrong with you boy
>>224388338think it's a more recent vegetarian take on it, like vegetarian bolognese. i could only find pictures with buckwheat, but i agree it's better with rice.it's quite nice, even as a meat eater.
>>224388313The pengtings
might switch career from industrial production to nepobaby activist
>>224388373Gonna try this sometime. When you do the cabbage rolls is the cabbage fresh or fermented? Here we do it with whole fermented leaves, it gives i a nice tang and acidity which when paired with paprika and the fat from the meat is absolutely delicious.
Mousey is so hot
business idea: win the lottery and retire
>>224388423fresh for most people. the debate here is whether you roast it (the right way) or boil it (the wrong way) once they're wrapped.i think you've said before about that though, and if it's anything like dolma because of the fermentation it does sound good, and it's a shock that it's not a thing here. probably because the cabbage gets pickled after shredding so you don't have the whole leaves.
right so where’s the promised 4-day work week then?
the amount of kids who are more polite/kind than their parents is obscene
If i get my hands on a dolla again I'll hang on to it till that old eagle grins
Oh my god I'm cumming all over >>224388507 ( ˃̣̣̥᷄ᯅ˂̣̣̥᷅ ) /⌒ヽค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้⊂⌒\ ⊂ ノヽ_ω_ 人 ⊃
>>224388502You must live somewhere nice lol
stop trying to skip my dialogue i can see you spamming the A button
>>224388518Lol wtf is this brot you dirty git
>>224388472>probably because the cabbage gets pickled after shredding so you don't have the whole leavesYeah exactly, here we ferment the whole heads so it stays crunchy and cold (that's why we make it in the winter and it's stored at cold temps) so you can either make a salad if you want or make dishes with the leaves.But yeah roasting them is probably better cause the sugar in them caramelizes and brings out some sweetness.
>>224388519it's a decent place but it just surprised me working in a shop, also you can tell they get embarrassed when their parents kick off or go full karen
A child came up to my father and called him a white nigger. The child is black. Kids around here should be put inside of an incinerator
>>224388543I can't imagine rlly
>>224388544well, is your dad a white nigger?
got a headache after drinking tea
>>224388544would calling the kid “black nigger” not be allowed in this circumstance?
>>224388544maybe hes black on the inside
>>224388544detroit?
>>224388621>>224388621>>224388621
>>224388544Based kid
>>224388591Yea not your type because not the real thing init Poof
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
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