lazy goshpedo edish
I will turn 30 on December 17th, then I will kill myself.
>>224388131Taking benadryl to help sleep is effectively a multi day thing.
>>224388149I am 35, my wife is 32. Modern day 30s is basically like the previous generation but with more money
Italian sangweecu
>>224388131the labrys means the uterus?
YOU BALROG, NIGGA IM DUDLEY
>>224388166nice
Made the mistake of being sincere Never going to let such an embarrassing occurrence happen again
Did we forget about cumfarts
I am millions of years old and yet I've learned nothing
Kind of irritated how Janet Jackson hasn't had a resurgence yet
>>224388203She's like 80
It doesn't even mean anything
I have diarrhea. I've been trying to shit slowly and in a controlled manner but despite my best efforts poop specs still end up on the toilet lid and underneath the seat.
I want to be a hermit who lives off of natureBut i don't want to kill any animals
I got my life/accident&sickness insurance license recently.
i want to be rich who lives off of authentic italian charcuterie
Do people actually like lettuce on a sandwich?
The one thing you honestly can't forgive Anglos for is the near-total destruction of cultural "costume" to be replaced with the suit and tie. No more color, embellishment, personality. Brown or gray, you can wear a tie with a fish on it on Fridays after your slop break. If you're lucky, one day of the year the womenfolk will put on a dress and LARP at a festival, then it goes right back in the attic until next year. Well, it can't be helped.
>>224388290Yes. Raw onion however...
What are you fuckers listening to tonite??https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQKtXhZ43-6g
>>224388290yes. >>224388304child
niggas be like"this vegetable too spicy"
Pooping while naked
i am procrastinating taking a shower
>>224388316https://youtu.be/gIsnb1TKYjEShoegaze
*takes a shit on a holy bible*
>>224388348
>>224388290Good for digestion and texture>>224388316Comfy baisc hipster pophttps://youtube.com/watch?v=9DYPfItb2fk&
>>224388370Kek
I fear not the man who has sucked 10,000 dicks, but I fear the man who's sucked his own dick 10,000 times.
I've never been to Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg.
/cum/ is my favorite place on 4chan because in general it is the least hostile, kindest thread. Of course there's always mean people, but it's a lower percentage than elsewhere.
>>224388381>GatlinburgHUGE shithole
sometimes if i dont cum as much as i thought i did it makes me worry one of my nut tubes is clogged
beta males avoid confrontation
i'm procrastinating taking responsibility of my life
>>224388377What about the man who tugged on his dick 10,000 times
>>224388381>Pigeon Forge/GatlinburgI haven't either but I've heard it's gigaslop globohomo tourist crap despite Dollywood being a blast
>>224388407>gigaslop globohomo tourist crapIt is, but for the redneckiest of rednecks.
>>224388390I've been to both only once I kind of liked it felt like I was going back in time with all the crappy tourist attractions
there is nothing wrong with being in your 30s and still living with your parents
Woke up at 2:30 am award
Amazing. Smelly metal favela.
>>224388457Cringe
>>224388383we go by /pw/ rules, if you get mad it means you got worked and no one wants to be a mark
Sometimes a nigga's gotta nut and their SSRIs just say "no"
$120k pick-up truck and a wife that looks like this
>>224388489Never happened to me and I take a strong SSRI. I think it's because I actually need it. It puts me back at normal instead of nutcase.
>>224388445hopefully to set your clock to the correct time
>>224388425>it is, but for the redneckiest of rednecksI'd just stick to Northern Florida and Baldwin county AL instead if I wanted a touristy Southern experience
whats with all the clowns lately
I'm a femcel.
>>224388493It's tragic that I'll never have a fit nouveau riche redneck wife to peg me
>>224388489Ssris are made to stop crazy people from breeding
>>224388546I can fix you
>>224388546please be my gf
I have 2 cookies waiting for me in the kitchen
>>224388581Well aren't you a lucky little ladybug
Had a dream I was flying around my neighborhood again
>>224388558>>224388573How tall are you
>>224388599Oh, picky are we?You are a fakecel.
>>224388592That's Mr.Ladybug to you punk
>>224388598I have those, and there always of my neighborhood I grew up in even though I haven't lived there in 7 years
>>2243885995'6
Korean is Portuguese to China's Latin. Japanese is Italian to China's Latin. Cantonese is retarded
>>224388612Do you ever have creepy dreams about walking around your empty neighborhood and feel like something bad is gonna happen?
>>224388624>Cantonese is retardedSo they're Romanians?
my cock is bigger, juicier, fatter and smellier than anybody else's here
so called femcels just hate men because one chad wouldn't commit to them and just wanted them for sex every now and then
Where are all the good men
>>224388649up your butt to the left
>>224388181https://youtu.be/46JC_t_S8N8?si=goq7Frp3v8WCZ8jZ
>>224388626Yes, like I'm being followed or something is going to pop out of the bushes at any moment. However they never turn into nightmares
so called mencels just hate women because one stacy wouldn't commit to them and just wanted them for emotional support every now and then
Burned the roof of my mouth while I was eating pizza
>>224388692its never been so over
>>224388683Often it isn't really a Stacy.
>>224388692Happens to me on a near daily basis (not always pizza)
>>224388703stacys dont existit is all subjective perspectivewomen only use makeup and perfume because they are ugly and they smell bad
>>224388658Only good post you've ever made
>>224388727Does Chad exist?
>>224388683>because one stacy wouldn't commit to themYou really overstate their relationship with women. Many of them have literally never had a friendship with a woman at all, not even family.
>>224388737Yes. Me.
I'm a mencel.
Half of my friends are women and I've never had a gf and only done sex stuff with one fat girl
An American woman got $1 million for murderig her children
>>224388727women without makeup are just little scrawny men
>>224388749Same. I'm what they used to call a beta male.
>>224388750Based
Regret selling my cards so I could buy dumbass legos
scrawny little men with make-up are women
>>224388751That's what makes them attractive
>>224388767for all intensive porpoises yes
>>224388763You are a manchild either way
Time to jerk off to giant cottage cheese ass
>>224388786So is everyone who posts here
What will you be doing for 9/11 and 1 AK (After Kirk)?
>>224388788good idea
>>224388788do you have one in mind that you can share with the thread
GOLEMS DESERVE EXTERMINATION
>>224388810
>>224388809Sara Jay with Gianna Michaels
>>224388829>Sara Jaynasty >Gianna Michaelsthe goat
>>224388829>>224388841I will never understand people like yougianna michaels is one of the ugliest fat disgusting bogged out pigs of all time yet she was listed as the top porn star for a century straightwhat the fuck is wrong with you people
>>224388796I've been reading about the WTC history recently so probably down that rabbit hole again. 9/11 itself is boring to me, but I loved the building.What's aggravating is there are no many A.I. generated images of the building circulating online, and it's hard to tell what's genuine or not. For instance this one has done the rounds, and it is a fake. This image is physically impossible. The WTC towers did not have corner windows. And if you look out the windows the further skyline is nonsense.
The leafs have finally been exterminated
>>224388829i love sara jay's big not jew nose and her busted old face and fat dumpy ass
This is the real restaurant.
>>224388892finally!
>>224388853Why are you gay
Virginia Giuffre was fat, ugly, and was abusive to her husbandwhy do men whiteknight for her so much?
>>224388898Abella Danger >>>. Her scene with Pierre Woodman cures erectile dysfunction
i didnt get pulled over!!!! :DDD
>>224388901That restaurant had a highrise, mid-height, and low-height view of New York on 9/11.
>>224388898Based alert
>>224388898Look up WWE's Jacy Jayne.
>>224388853Gianna had "it". She was the last real porn star before the Angela White porn-fluencers took over.
I NEEEEEEEVER HAAAAD TO KNOCK ON WOODBUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HASwhich makes me wonder IF I COULDIt makes me wonder if I NEEEEEEEVER HAAAAD TO KNOCK ON WOODAnd I'm glad I haven't yetBecause I'm sure it isn't goodThat's the impression that I get
>>224388945Me in the green
>>22438814930 is the new 25
>>224388149Give me your money and time but also your remaining telomeric potential so I can have the extra time you didn't want
38 is the new 18
>>22438814930 is nothing.
>>224388960Most bafflingly meaningless non lyrics everLike less meaningful than radio rap "bars"
>>224388945busted af desu senpai
>>224388960I don't like that song
>>224389005filtered
Alma Smego is the all time GOAT of porn. If you don't know this, you don't know ball. Simple as.
>>224389006that's what anon likes>>224388898
>>224389016>>224389020
>>224388945>borderline tranny faceboner alert
>>224389031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQk8634oWYY
Momberg keeps texting me job listings that require me to leave the state
>>224389074She wants you to get as far away from her as possible
>>224389074
>>224389072the fact that he didnt name a single child, knowing what we know now, means he was full of shit the ENTIRE time and this list's authenticity is VOID
>>224389100>getting upset that he didnt name underage pornstars why dont you have a seat over there
>>224389113EDP literally got caught multiple times trying to fuck children
>>224389120Im aware. that has nothing to do with what I said
>>224389131then youre retarded for not realizing my post was pointing out he was being unauthentic in the video and thus making the list void because that fat degusting nigger pig was into children the entire time
>>224389113Are you going to see the Chris Hanson movie starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hanson
>>224389146why are you so mad that he didnt name underage children?
37 trillion cookies or 37 thousand. it really doesn't make a difference. none of this matters. all of the time i put into this was for nothing. a complete waste
>>224389163i hate liars
>esl thirdie and pedofaggot are fightingi dont like these options, can we run them both over with a truck
>>224389187>only 37 trillionI think i got into the octillions when I last "played" this "game"
>>224389020Lynch made mostly bad movies and television Umami is a fake favorWine and fruit liquor are wastes of good fruit juiceCheeseburgers are one of the best tasting things ever but chicken sandwiches are also really good and they don't even necessarily need salt and pepperGray T-shirt with khakis is popular because it looks nice and relaxing and is simpleSocializing isn't as necessary to develop mentally as people think, and over socializing tends to create intellectually stunted collective groupsVideo games are fun but only when you play them to have fun, not to win or beat someone elseVaginas look cool and I don't think penises are "more aesthetic", I don't want to "self insert" as some guy and would rather just see vaginas But I don't like lesbian stuff either because gays are creepy whether or not they're women "Incels" are just mirror image feminists, equally annoying and narcissistic, and neither group will admit itSocialists are some of the most "capitalist" people imaginable, to the point they have to rationalize me imagining myself as a future millionaire to justify my lack of obsessive envy over other peoples' wealthI don't see billionaires as better than me and I don't care if they think they are, socialists think the same thing anyways, and I'm used to everyone being retarded in general.Fluoride in tap water is good in moderation, and you should have iodized salt with almost any dietSpecialized sports drinks are bullshit, just mix some cheap electrolyte packets into a jug of water, some chocolate whey and chia seeds into a jug of skim milk, and take a gummy multivitamin + magnesium + k3/d2 once a week or so and eat potatoes regularlyZoomers are repeating boomer history while misclassifying boomers like they're greatest generation based on boomers' own mindvirus implanted in them during schoolingTruked!
>>224389209>some chocolate wheyYou have to be 18 to post here niglet.
>>224389209holy filtered, Diane
Probably going to watch the new avatar movie and series coming out with the gf because she is a fan of the IP
>>224389209>Lynch mostly made bad movies and televisionBut he was responsible for the greatest album ever made.Or at least 1/3rd responsible, with Julee Cruise and Angelo Badalementi being the other 2 that helped create it.All 3 are dead now RIP
>>224389209Extremely true but zoomers will try to cancel you for this
>>224389258But who GIVES a fuck
>>224389237Sorry I misspoke, I meant chocolate peanut butter whey, bitch
farting up a storm, call me zeus
>>224389386more like deuce
>>224389237>you have to be 18 to post herewell i'm 25, faggotnot 18
>>224389209
Penises taste like that because of the oil and salt deposits on the skin
i 100% believe that 4 inches dick is good enough for over 90% of womenwhats much more important is your appearance and height
This thread is brought to you by Zocdoc don't forget to use code /cum/ at checkout
>>224389694for me its zorak
>>224389736Based
What's it like to fall in love
the fuck is the point of goin to sleep when i got nothing to wake up for
My shit really doesn't stink because alcohol has turned my innards into a sterilized wasteland devoid of life
Cum is dead (and that's okay)
>>224391477its like 1600 bud
>>2243915341 year ago people used to post at this time
Just ambushed another wasp nest
>>224392117What'd they ever do to you?
>>224388177They are Zainichi
>>224392490They could sting me
>>224388203How about Janet Jackass and she rides a shopping cart down a hill before getting kicked in the cunt
>>224388457One of the worst wall hits I’ve ever seen
>>224392700Oh what that isn’t the same person lol
>>224392728>>224392700jej
>>224392728Get your glasses on unc
Momberg is pissed at me for not cutting the grass
>>224392788tell that bitch to get a job
They got our boy locked up
>>224392921Who let the dogs out
>>224392788Do it this afternoon when the grass is dry.
>>224392978Dadberg already did it now he just wants me to weed whack
>>224392978Do it at 5am when everyone is trying to sleep, actually
>>224392788Do it at 6:30pm when the sun isn’t irradiating your location
>>224393055They are more impressed when I do It while they aren't home
Does it freak anyone else out how genuinely anti-semitic everyone has become? This cannot end well. There’s not even a tiny chance this ends well. Fuck dude. I hear little kids cracking jokes about Jews and Israel. Why are they plugged into this shit already?
Get grazing animals like sheep to mow the grass for you
>>224393083/pol/ is 10 years ahead of the curve
So.... Uh. What's the deal, guys? How come y'all aren't fucking and having kids? There's a looming population crisis y'know it?
>>224393083Why are you eavesdropping on kids brah
>>224393083They're too much sometimes. Like dragging the heads of Harvard and UPenn out to DC to be admonished then having them fired
>>224393083I don’t really care in general, but I’m slightly concerned about these opinions spreading to masses of total morons. If they try to make a move and blow it, they could bring on a 1000yr judenreich
>>224393083>>224393104Yeah it’s pretty crazy. I think the only real consequence is that long term Israel is fucked because they will lose American and European support. I don’t think there are going to be pogroms or physical violence against Jews if that’s what you’re implying
It's September 2nd how are your plans for a Halloween costume going
>>224393143Fuentes speaks of this. Low IQ antisemitism is the Jews' greatest weapon
>>224393185this year im going to do it, im going to become a sam-o-lantern i just need to find a decent plastic katana and a real cheap white bathrobe to cut up
>fuentes speaks of thisthe world is doomed
>>224393197Low IQ antisemitism has been the status quo since WW2 don't tell me you think you are high IQ for posting happy merchant memes on pol in 2014
Parents are planning a trip to Tennessee/North Carolina in late October it's gonna be litty
>>224393167I'm entirely blackpilled however since I think the tribes are 1000 years ahead of the curve
>>224393073Many such cases
This story is pretty crazy lmao>Russian immigrant to the US shot dead by the FBI in some parking lot>he used to work in some sensitive defence contractor role, but he had tried to erase all trace of himself, and was trying to flee to the Mexican border>must have been a Russian spy, right?>nope, turns out he’s one of those Russians who despises Putin so much supports Ukraine>he was spying, but he was feeding the information to Ukraine>except that the Russians were impersonating the Ukrainians with him, and he was feeding the info to Russia, so he actually was a Russian spy after allhttps://youtu.be/QkzmW8FY9aU
>CNNredditjeet
>>224393441What's the point of this and I wouldn't mind watching more
>>224393083i can't really imagine anything bad coming from it. do you spend a lot of time peaking on little kids, moshe?
>>224393083This cycle always repeats, Jews overplayed their hand yet again and the correction is inevitable
>>224393167That kind of hysterical thinking is probably a consequence of “and then, for NO REASON at all, everyone started attacking the Jews” being taught in Holocaust Class, with Jews and stupid people taking that statement at face value. In reality, Jewish leadership of the likes of the Spartacist uprising and the Bavarian Soviet Republic basically instigated the fight with the Germans, and instilled a fear of being Judeo-Bolshevized, like what the Russian people suffered. The left call the hard right “reactionaries,” and then refuse to consider the interwar chuds may have been behind the curve and reacting in this case
>>224393138>>224393486why cant you mention any kind of regular contact with children here without being accused of being a pedophile you have no idea what I do for a living
>>224393465It’s their equivalent of UFC
>>224393531>why cant you mention any kind of regular contact with children here without being accused of being a pedophileThe zoomer effect
>>224393556How did he meltdown? I haven’t been paying attention to Canadian happenings
>>224393531you know, Epstein cared a lot about jewish interests and spent a lot of time with kids. it's just not possible to be a well adjusted person, care about jews and be around kids.
>>224393571>the Prime Minister said Americans should "stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough, and start being serious.">throwing shadeHe used a yasssss girlllll black woman meme lol
Redditjeet's PM
>>224393625This is trad and owns the chuds or something
>>224393601>it’s real Embarrassing
>>224393601It’s just a publicity stunt, which worked enough to break through to get international news coverage. There’s no way a Harvard and Oxford educated central banker speaks like a zesty buck
>>224393647Very Tsundere of Canada I must admit
You don't see wife beaters without wifes
When is our government going to stop picking fights with everyone? When are our people going to stop picking fights with each other? I miss peace.
I got called up for jury duty but they declared a hung jury because my cock is too big
>>224393714The saying goes, woman beaters somehow always have a woman to beat.
>>224393723The country has been at war since the 90s, the fuck are you on about?
>>224393723>When are our people going to stop picking fights with each other?That’s inherent to “democracy.” Under an autocracy, aggression is directed outwards, while democracy is effectively the country tearing itself apart in a perpetual state of low level war. You don’t win through FAVSTIAN conquest of foreign lands; you win by killing your neighbour to seize the White House (or just debanking him and getting him fired etc in current year)
>>224393752>Since the end of World War II in 1945, the United States has experienced zero calendar years of total peace, meaning it has had 0 years without active military operations or armed conflicts somewhere in the world.
>>224393695>There’s no way a Harvard and Oxford educated central banker speaks like a zesty buckLiterally everything the Libs do is a focus-grouped public relations move decided ahead of time, they rarely speak off the cuff
>>224393723It's all part of the transition from a high trust monocultural society to a low trust tribalized one. We're all on the same track.
Drinking blackberry dr pepper and thinking about mombergs home made fry chicken
>>224393852All politicians, and practically all public figures for that matter, are like this. If you’re hearing about it in the media, be it legacy or social, it’s hyperreal nonsenseHave you ever been present for an event that goes viral and is presented as something of historical significance? You get like a few agitators inorganically play-acting for the camera, and then a big swarm of like 60 journalists hovering around them taking pictures/video
>>224393973Fry chicken? Thats what my Chinese neighbour said when my hen got out of the coop and went into a tree lol
>>224393982FGR moments as I call them: fake, gay, & retarded
>>224393601What's wrong with this statement
>>224394006Kek I don't know what's wrong with me I was such a good speller before I got the covid jab
>>224394006https://youtu.be/Kd5quor6rbI
>>224394062"Throwing shade" is EBONICS. ultra mega giga nigga shit. Might as well have said bix nood muhfuhguh
>>224394335No it's not
>>224394067They done put the 5Gs in your brain bruh
>>224394377I think I got 6g from the booster
>>224394361It literally is ebonics thoughbeit
>>224394400Grok said its not
>>224394361I have more niggers than you do, you maple syrup faggot. I know how they talk. When I need some jeet or chink advice I'll ask you
I wish I were British.
nice
>>224394439But you're just wrong though
>>224394520Wish she would have sex with me
>>224394520Id sob if I was being flayed alive and torn limb from limb too. Kids mom must be jacked
>>224394513Crazy how common this sentiment used to be back in the Tumblr days amongst foids
if you were an low inhib abuse rape chad i guarantee you would have a gf, a wife, you would never want for women
>>224394433>hello Grok saar please do the needful and telling me the meaning of shade saarSon...
>>224394767>tp>tf
>>224394767So what's stopping you from being a Brazilian?
https://youtu.be/W0VnPiyXSRQ
Slow ahh general
Pushed grandma out of her wheelchair because she wouldn't stop bitching about me never flushing the toilet
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Lmfao why are THEY like this?https://youtube.com/shorts/n_ImgclikfU
>>224395096ah yes the trusted source of the evil lizard demon will teach children about ethics
Watching baldandbankrupt
>my culture is so unique! We love food and respect our families!
>>224395043Saw a video of a zesty black fellow throwing a severely crippled guy in an electric wheelchair onto the street, you guys should link up
>>224395234>we also have a dish with meat and vegetables with some seasoning, you've never eaten anything like it!
>>224395305>Sometimes we put meat and onions on the grill! We call it *cough* *hack* *spits* *shits pants*
>>224395234Ok but Polish food is GOATed
>>224395411Pierogis are mid
Imagine there's no jannyIt's easy if you tryNo troons below usAbove us only chill guysImagine all the anonsPostin' for todayAhhhhhhh
>>224395441Wrong.
>>224395411I mean it's IGHT
I hear Pyongyang kinda bussin rn
>>224395525They had their first ever traffic jam recently because so many more people own cars now.
>>224395578i saw this on instagram too
>>224395637It's a chrome screenshot THOUGH
My Grandfather passed away a few months ago and I thought the costs of the retirement home would have eaten up everything but my parents called me the other week and apparently I'm inheriting $1.5 million dollars. Had no idea he had that much money. Not sure what to do now.
Is this a realistic depiction?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8DF8OKFaJM
i have to play cheaters strike cheaters offensive
>>224395697Yo brother can I have $1000, it's me your old pal anon
whats the deal with instagram and like the comment on image being like some random ass shit
>>224395762Get a job you wannabe French faggot!
women look like this
https://youtu.be/lGKDE25cuKA
>>224395720do europeans really watch SNL lolnow that i think about it that makes sense
What happened to Woody Harrelson...
>>224395856lol it's wild they're still pushing this stuff as if everyone isn't wise to it in 2026. foids be SEETHING.
>>224395897>do europeans really watch SNL lolNo not widely AFAIK, but I'm well familiar with it.
>>224395856that's sus, man ha
>be me>open youtube on dad's smart tv>his recommendations are nothing but try on hauls by women
>>224395558>>224395525I hope we get some great nork dashcam footage in future
>>224396050completely unwatchable category these days, just indian slop
>>224396050based boomer
>>224396050Tell him about the brazilian waxing and breastfeeding videos
>Yu Darvish is Iranian-Japanese>I know of at least 3 Iranian-Japanese freestyle wrestlersWhy are there so many Iranian-Japanese, and why are they overrepresented in Japanese sports?
>>224396349what made you decide to spend your time thinking about this instead of getting a job and a gf
>>224396388Done 'im
>>224396388I'm at work right now, and I'm MGTOW'd out.
new (jk pls come)>>224396454>>224396454>>224396454
The new thread is imminent, let the posting constipation begin
>>224388131Right so this is the Belgium spammer posting off VPN isn't it >>224396376>>224396273
>>224396519Get the fuck out of here and take your schizo theories with you
>>224396519shut up you gay fucking tranny pedo
>>224396519When's your next stream?
i love reddit bros. i especially like the ones where it’s a bunch of women bitching
>>224396558>>224396562Based and /cum/pilled
>>224396567Grim
>>224396562He's cute
Let's go ahead and get that new baked and linked
>>224396597this is truechud shit i’m afraid fakechuds need not apply
>>224396611she* you fat little chud
>>224396631>chud>redditYou ain't built for these streets son
new>>224396689>>224396689
Crazy how porn is just free. Time was, you had to go to a seedy xxx video store or buy dirty magazines from convenience stores, now there's just endless hours of whatever sick shit you can think of available at your fingertips 24/7 and it doesn't cost a dime.
>>224396743its all worthless when you cant have access to pussy irl
