Prev >>224516929The /cum/ girls edition
>>224520101FuckKillMarry
>>224520101/cum/ meetup
anyway, catch you later*skateboards away and faceplants*
Milo says he's no longer gay. He looks like he's dying from AIDS. He looks sickly, gross, and greasy like many of his kind, i.e. Peter Thiel.
Thoughts on Mark Normand?
>>224520101KEK
>>224520126This one gets me every time
>>224520132I love everyone
>>224520129>how hard should i jack off when ICE deports illeg-ACK!
>>224520129He's cured?
>>224520132annoying. his voice and his campy shtick are extremely grating and tiresome after about 15 seconds. every time i see him it looks like he's trying way too hard and he's super worried that people won't laugh.
>>224520132makes edgy jokes about race and women which is pretty gross
>>224520139same
>>224520139BUSTER
My name is Takanawagasan desu. I'm addicted to stealing panties. There are no consequences to this because it's too embarrassing to report as a crime.
>>224520160lol
How do I improve this fit?
>>224520166>report to the local constabulary>they bring out their tracking dog>miss, we'll need some freshly soiled panties for the dog to sniff>he needs to establish a baseline scent to track>yes, the ones you're wearing will do just fine>i understand you've been wearing them since this morning and you just got back from the gym>please, hand them over, we need to act quickly>yes, that will do nicely, just carefully drape them across my face and the dog will pick up the scent>we'll have this perverted madman tracked down in no time miss, you have my word
>>224520171
>>224520171posted it again award
What’s the male version of lunch lady
>>224520188You don't seriously use that shit
>>224520171Size up your packer xhir
>>224520171Why did you censor the hat
>>224520171you posted this last week and we told you it was copypasta'd from /fa/can you not come up with something original for a change?
>>224520194Queers
how do i improve this fit?
Hi guys
dudley has the best theme in third strike
>>224520222fuck off faggot
/cum/ doesn't do enough to make it's female members feel welcome
>>224520215That fruit bat skeleton is rad
>>224520247*/cum/s in (You)*
>>224520122I got outbid and was bidding on a ww2 p38 pistol
>>224520195
>>224520254Ugly gun anyways 2bh
>>224520247jason...
>>224520255Closely resembl3s my attire
>>224520267>P38>uglykys to death my man. asap.
Call me romantic, but I love when gay guys on a date are comfortable enough to kiss in public.
>>224520194bus driver
>andogynous geometric body>emotionless female voicethis makes penis the big penis
In the 19th and the 20th century you could just up and start a logging or mining company just rally a group of guys and start doing it The 19th & early 20th centuries were like irl Minecraft.
>>224520255Tryhard outfit
>>224520112incredibly butthurt african in the most obvious way
I almost knocked a teenage girl onto the floor at the grocery store earlier.
I look like a lot of people
>>224520267It's no broomhandle, but I like them
>>224520132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ccn7ClUs7g
Caring about fashion past the age of 21 is a sign of a juvenile immature mind
I think spiders are going in my mouth whenever I try to sleep. No I'm not joking. Several times I have woken up with sort of a string or thread in my mouth. Very thin, like a hair but even lighter and thinner. Is it possible spiders are trying to build a web in my mouth? Is that something they do?
shut up
Going to drink some whisky and play my Nintendo 64.
Costco employees are literally Gestapo-tier I HATE THEM SO MUCH
>>224520280It’s literally the ugliest bad guy gun. It’s a knock off beretta with a barrel sticking way the fuck out.
>>224520320Do you have a flash cart?What do you do about the analog sticks, have you rebuilt them with the kitsch bent parts?
So guys how is life in northern america
>>224520247
Faggot says what
>>224520333It was the gun of the good guys tho
>>224520334No it's a regular Lava Orange N64 I bought 25 years ago. Stick is a tad wobbly but not a problem for any games. Probably gonna do some Mario64, although the Haunted House and Dire Docks levels make me want to kill myself so I'll have to avoid them.
>>224520320nice
>>224520324I want to go to Costco food court just to eat their $1.50 hot dog and use the onion mill. Will I get kicked out if I don't have a memebership?
>>224520349You’re in the thread too genius
>>224520363>Will I get kicked out if I don't have a memebership?Yep they do that now.
what is the most you have spent on a pair of shoes?
>>224520373My mum always buys shoes for me.
>>224520364>Shortugal>Romanletnia Oh no no nooooooooo hahahahahahahaha
thoughts on David Myatt?
>>224520364This is a misleading map because there's no one in South America over 6'2" in the first place.
>>224520363just act like you're going to the membership desk but walk past it and get the hotdogs
my $60 running shoes outlasted my $200 nike running shoes. bruh what the fu
>>224520373100
>>224520373Around 230 if you count bootsMaybe 120 for a shoe
>>224520373The most expensive footwear I own are my $200 work boots the company paid for.
https://youtu.be/r0EkXInyb7I?si=9eFkXBk-RaKbnAVu
What gives you diarrhea
>>224520373probably around 60 bucks. i've been wearing the same pair of sneakers for around 7 years if not longer.
>>224520373$430 on boots.
>>224520364I am brahman saar
https://youtu.be/P3gcQrqIu90
Had a dream where I smoked my first cigarette
>>224520388Don't they card you at the door?
>>224520402Combat boot?
Anyone read the new Mr Beast book?
>>224520388>>224520425I had a friend who worked at Costco, security/loss prevention watches the exit and if they see you're sneaking in they just radio a floor supervisor to escort you out.
>>224520416>oral fixation manifesting in your dreamsinteresting
>>224520364i understand us because of all the manletinx but why is canada so short
Lie, borrow, beg and steal
>>224520432Hiking boots. They're gore-tex.GORE-TEX, JERRY.
I disrespect Mr Beast
I 169cm tall Im short and I like my life I don't understand what people who are tall always boost their ego about
>But /cum/ is still alive in and kicking, take your negativity elsewheredon't tell me what to do, faggot ass BITCH
Im going to Panama City, Florida in a month. Whats the city like?
>>224520446all the lowest tier dysgenic whites settled in canada
>>224520373maybe $250 for work boots$180 for mostly not work bootsI don't really go entirely by price as much as the shoes being cheaper and better quality than vans lol
>>224520455nigga SHUT THE FUCK UP no one cares you insufferable BITCH NIGGA
>>224520451A bit pricy for hiking boots. But do you find them worth it?
>>224520470Why so angryI thought Canadians are the nicest people
>>224520482trump is really taking a toll on our mental health
>>224520485lol
Inner city
>>224520437Hell, I might just buy a membership. It's only $65 and I hate grocery shopping enough that bulk buying nonperishables every six months would make it worthwhile.>>224520455I'm 201cm tall and it does nothing but inconvenience me and draw unwanted attention in public.
>>224520470I care
i love the hustle and bustle of the big city
https://youtu.be/M2rTafbQepg?si=LMl2xtCu5YsPUuBx
Just spent my first neetbux on new clothes, how did I do?
>>224520519You already have a look
>>224520519Looks like a guy who's super into pro wrestling and guns
>>224520491Sorry to hear that buddy hope you are gonna do fine In the future
idkhttps://voca.ro/1nyQqKQc8Y6g
>>224520373I spent like 260 on these recently
>>224520556Mamdani's NYC everyone, this is what happens when you do a socialism
>>224520578Are they boss?
Lawsuits are fucking awesome
https://youtu.be/Tb1Lk0gSmNkhttps://youtu.be/Tb1Lk0gSmNkhttps://youtu.be/Tb1Lk0gSmNkhttps://youtu.be/Tb1Lk0gSmNk
>>224520593Birthdaysuits are cooler
the groypers are cooked
>>224520593Who are you sueing
>>224520592Yea they are hugo boss
why does this general attract boring balkan namefaggots specifically
I'm suing the Canadian Space Agency for faking space.
>>224520614Me and 3 other people are suing this guy who drugged and raped us while we were hitchhiking many years ago
>>224520641how much of a pussy are you that one guy can rape 4 of you
>>224520641Great for the lawsuitSorry that you were raped
>>>/lit/25516747>>>/lit/25516747>>>/lit/25516747>>>/lit/25516747
Why are some people (me) so mean?
>>224520663It was 4 different incidents. We didn’t even know each other
>>224520680Uggo pendejo.
>>224520673did he pound your bussy to a brown mist or just finger you
My pronouns are he/him
this website would be legit unusable without filter, no wonder its dying
I don't care about mass surveillance because I have nothing to hide
MrBeast on my dick right now.
business idea: 4chan but with emotes and DMs.
business idea: 4chan but with updoots and karma and snoovatars.
Hello /cum/friends
>>224520721built for BBC
business idea: 4chan + AI
>>224520716They have us emojis on April fools that one time and it was my favorite April fools prank, it just enhanced the site without making it unusable
cya guys it was alright talking to you
My cousins out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.
>>224520724hello cum friend
>>224520556I like your music
1889, at age 44, Nietzsche suffered a sudden neurological and psychological collapse in Turin, Italy. Vascular Dementia: He lost his mental faculties, experienced paralysis, and spent the final 11 years of his life in total physical and cognitive dependence under the care of his mother and sister until his death in 1900.The man against altruism was at the mercy of his family's altruism for a decade, ironic.
>>224520729white skinblack men
>>224520770Is he raping her?
Honestly it's insane we haven't figured out immortality yet. Nobody even seems to be working on it.
>>224520787Curious!
>>224520787Why do you hate him
>>224520787not the same thing retard
>>224520808Yes it is retard
the gay science
>>224520794no saar
just jerked off on cam with a cute japanese twink
>>224520812pause bruh
>Lawsuits are fucking awesome
>>224520803I don't hate him
>>224520822now now, he could also be anglo
>>224520795Is it insane? How would you even begin to make people immortal? Especially if free oxygen radicals are what cause aging, which is a serious possibility. If that's the case, how are you going to protect the electron shell of every atom in a person's body?
>>224520132Sorry I only know Markiplier
>>224520829Orientals seem more into lawsuits than anglos honestly
>>224520813then what's the joke?
Finally a nigga got money again
I've gotten into Japanese peanuts lately. They're just peanuts with a wheat cracker shell around them.
>>224520851>>
>>224520830Just grow new sterilized bodies when one ages out and transfer your mind on a computer chip.
peanut: :|peanut, japan: :o
>>224520843she has a lot of sex with someone from the us
>>224520828Do you like him?
just exuded a pakistani from the arschelochefae brekkingtonborgtraditional scotch mealcaramelized onion airfried sosijin fajita wrappropa lush innitim finkin'
>>224520856
Just hid a post
>>224520861looks like she's trying to leave and he pulls her back to rape again.
>>224520862No
>>224520880Which one?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786338324622687.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786338324622687.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1786338324622687.webm
>>224520909The one that isn't in English
whats your favorite food
>>224520913I'll ignore your ragebait webm and answer sincerely.My favorite food is cow feces
>>224520910I hate this for some reason
>>224520787the ultimate incel he was
>>224520787I correct myself >However, historians generally agree that he was not at the mercy of his family's altruism. Instead, he was at the mercy of his sister's shrewd, self-serving ambition.>Elisabeth used her incapacitated brother as a vehicle for her own fame, wealth, and ideological agenda>Elisabeth moved Nietzsche to Weimar, where she established the Nietzsche-Archiv. She routinely dressed her catatone brother in white robes and paraded intellectual elites and high-society guests past his room to look at him like a museum exhibit>If Nietzsche had been cognizant, he likely would have viewed his sister's actions not as "slave-moral" altruism, but as a twisted manifestation of his own concept: the will to power. Elisabeth saw a weak, vulnerable entity and exploited him to elevate her own position in the world. He was not destroyed by "pity," but conquered by a master manipulator who used his helpless body to build her own empire. Well at least his sister took his philosophy seriously, his mom genuinely cared for him though.
>>224520889yeah you're right. you know what it makes more sense, she was probably making a funny tiktok video about being repeatedly raped. that must be it, thanks. please shut up now
Drinking a beer.
>>224520941Prove it
>>224520876lol
Drinking two beers.
About one in three people have a bachelor or associate degree, what the fuck are the other people doing?
>my cat: yawns>me: sticks my finger in her mouf
>>224520964Blue collar workOrWorking in retail or fast food for their whole life
>>224520724False advertising as fuck I was promised they would be a from a 45+ woman but they smell like early 20’s at most
never drank, never smoked, never had sex, never went to a highschool dance, never went to highschool graduation, never went to college graduation, never had a girlfriend, never
Maybe we need to nuke Japan againJust one more time
>>224520986I've done two of those
>>224520986loser. Coward
The poster isn't Japanese hes some weirdo gajin who takes pictures of high school girls without permission
>>224520986But you're really racist & misogynistic right
>>224520986I got my college diploma in the mail
Picking and eating my leg scabs
>>224521020>pickingMany people do that, not too weird>eatingEEWWWWWWW
>>224521020Do you have bugs underneath your skin?
>>224520986i've done all of this many times (except college) more painful than pleasurable desui envy people like you
why is james cryin?
Saw a cute ER tech today. Thought about how I’ll never date her
>>224521026What do you think bacteria is
>>224520920probably because you're an uncultured faggot
>>224521032Realized what he did to Mary
Release my nigga
I used to want to fuck my cousin. I still think she’s hot but I no longer want to fuck her
Amazing how rude Canadians can be.
>>224520986Go down to the convenience store with $10-20 and you can easily knock out the first two from your list
Some creature outside is making a whistling noise. It's creepy and I don't like it. I hope it goes away soon.
>accidently printfax to mombergs printer>ask her if its in the printer>she says it's not>6 months later find it in the printerI only mentioned it because it wasn't important and I didn't want her to keep it if she found it, but she never found it lol
>>224521070It's The Whistling Man
J’aime Les femmes transgenres
I will never get a gf
Luv me crisp lagers. Simpul.
>>224521066slander
>>224521073she din't check the printer for six months?
Dubs and I fucking kill myself
>>224521107Roll
there is nothing wrong with a grown man eating chicken tenders
i was thinking about gock at work the other day
Thread full of brown wishing they were white>>224519967
based and redpilled incelmaxxxed
Canada vive el blanco!
>ERM EVERYONE HAS TO BE POLITE ALL THE TIME>WHY AREN'T THESE CANADIANS SAYING PLEASE AND THANK YOUwe have the world record for war crimes and you niggas are complaining about manners on the internet
know i'm going to have awful nightmares again tonight. i can feel it
>>224521165Americans don't say, "Thank you" to the bus driver when getting off the bus. What barbarians.
>>224521147I’ve been incelmaxxing as soon as I left the womb
>>224521172I do
Larry Silverstein is still alive.
>>224521172If you did that in Europe they would think you are insane
>>224521016no just the first one
All the nicest people to me at work are black or mixed
>>224521201Some niggas are just normal guys, man.
>>224521180Looks kinda nasty honestly. Are those apple slices at the start?
>>224521211Think those are garlic cloves
I have absolutely nothing to say
>>224521211It's garlic cloves I think.
>>224521192When I lived in the UK, everyone thanked the driver except me.
>>224521217Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
>>224521217I'll give you something to do. I have a poster to make for presenting at a conference, you make it for me
>>224521226The UK is the exception, if you talk to strangers in Scandinavia you will have the police called on you
>>224521103maybe not six but it was quite a few lol
>>224521180nothing more revolting than some guy wearing black plastic gloves smooshing up food, it's peak goyslop.
Amazon plane crashed today in Miami. Your package may be delayed
>>224521248I caused this btw
>>224521248My heart goes out to my fellow Amazonians
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST WEAR BLACK LATEX TO HANDLE FOOD
>>224521248my package is coming from japan, thoughever
>>224521248>some of my packages are still scheduled for the 11th
Now, now. Let's not get the police involved.
>>224521248a nigga named kamin gock bruh heeelll nawwwwww
i swing my sword for she
>>224521280Cam in this gock
I visited Andersonville Chicago the other day, apparently it used to be a heavily Swedish neighborhood. Unfortunately the only way you can tell is by the businesses that say “Swedish” on them. It’s just demographically the same as the rest of Chicago now
We need an update on your last post
BUDDHA HEART, DEMON HAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhZHntVt6cI
stupid yoshiposter
>>224520101>>224520113This is a tough one…
Thread sucks and i cant think of anything to do so i guess ill just hit the hay
>>224521248Is that where the plane fucks you in Amazon position
Did you know China accounts for half of the world's cigarette smoking?
>>224521380Really funny thing to Chad Yes but whatever
>>224521380thats a lot of words im not fixing to read
>>224521381*blows fart flavoured vape in your face*
>>224521260this but unironically and not in a gay cringe post-irony way either
X's Auto-Translation Reveals Bold Chinese Lesbian Posts
It took me 40 frickin' hours to get to Bowser's Castle.
>>224521380is this why jason never showers
>>224521437So long, Gay Bowser
i wonder what jason would think of gock
>>224521437what romhack?
>N64 keeps freezing up>google it>capacitors are probably starting to go after all these yearspoor girl, finally showing her age. gonna have to figure out how to fix this i guess.
>>224521474the vent(?) at the front of mine is chipped or caved in a little bit but it still seems to weork fine. makes pop sounds every once in a while tho, probably not good
ayo can i hold a dollar?
>>224521519hold this L, nigga LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>224521519yeah its in my pocket nigga
>>224521526>>224521538
4chan is better for you than Twitter
>>224521497Mine is randomly freezing up on games, it's done it on Excitebike, Rush, and Mario. Tried with and without expansion pack. Likely capacitors are going, seems they can be replaced with a bit of work and patience + shitload of soldering.
I want to beat up women
I think canada post lost my package
>>224521593I want to be in a mutually loving and intimate relationship with a reasonably attractive woman but we can’t all get what we want can we
I want women to beat me up
>>224521596Canada Post has gotten noticeably worse in the past year. Ever since the feds told them they're basically on life support it's like they all decided to justify their own demise.
>>224521596I’ve got a package right over here *gestures at penis*
>>224521474could mod it if you wanted to.
Why did that kid in the sopranos poop in the shower
>>224521621Wow it's so small
>>224521621*inspects package*>we can send this in a regular envelope, it's small enough
I will never have a Swedish gf. I might as well just fucking kill myself at this point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HI_xFQWiYU
https://youtu.be/fXRa_z-srt0Canada has woken the sleeping giant as they say
>>224521627shant be raping my vintage devices with some 21st century voodoo, I want to keep them klassic, komfy, and kino.curious how my Genesis still works flawlessly and it's 10 years older than the 64. SEGA really DOES DO what NINTENDON'T DO VERY WELL it seems.
>>224521647MY NES and n64 still work
>>224521647how often do you use the n64 vs the sega? could also be a voltage thing too. lower power demand for the genesis vs the n64, putting less strain on the system.
Smegma Genesis
>>224521665>lower power demand for the genesisfool
>>224520104>>224520104Recycle
>>224521401Why not? You really want some guy's booger hooks handling your food instead?
>>224521474capacitors seem like a pretty easy fix
>>224521465Jump 1/2
