Bush edition
Lord of the Rings was proto-capeshithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plants_in_Middle-earth
>>224668059you what
kate bush? blacked.
>>224668047awr naur that's me bloody childhood ruined!!!!!
my life a proto-capeshit
I wouldn't have snitched on durkjust wouldn't
My dad is obsessed over Facebook videos of some anti-migrant protester wearing a hijab. He then got furious because apparently the protester got arrested, but doesn't know what for.Yeah, dad. £1000 says he got arrested for assaulting someone or they found a bag of cocaine on him. I don't think he got arrested by the woke, mate.
playing heroes of the storm in honour of it officially getting revived at blizzcon today
whats the point
>>224667992Yeah I’m weird like that though kind of fucked up in the head. Probably because I got molested by an old guy when I was younger
>>224668123rorke wind your mum in
>>224668113N/A
(posting again to fix soelling errors)Parents visit completeFinal count, my patriotic Rorke dad said;>I hope this country burns to the ground >Frothed at the mouth when the news reported the far right protesters in Portsmouth as "far right">Again said he hopes this country burns to the ground>Said this government is communist because they want to ban face masks>Said Andy Burnham is a dictator >Mentioned he's going on a short trip to Denmark soon and will probably get run over by a Muslim Would have been nice just to have a normal chat but there we go.It's genuinely depressing and also exhausting to see your parents get radicalised by Pakistani Facebook bots
>>224668108Your dad tells the guys down the pub he has no son
>>224668094bloody hell i should do that too
>>224668113it's just a ride
>>224668094Oy vey 2 million dollars!!??! With that kind of money she is definitely orchestrating the whole thing!
>>224668152mad that people have been jumping off this since the 7th century
I will buy this and then the femoids will love me /gf2026/ isn't over yet
>>224668039r kate <3
getting pretty hungry but dont have much in.. might have to go to tesco and get something.
hiya I've got a 3d print on and it's not a bumplug to make a mould I can pour silicone in
>>224668165If he's choosing a coked up room-temperature iq protester over his son then I don't want a dad desu
>>224668173£300m and 0 goals
>>224668210nah mate stick to your Android roots you aren't an iPhone man and that's ok x
>>224668173Cundy!!!
>>224668210not really a phone, not really a tablet and a crease no matter, what’s the point
>>224668123haha fat old belinda slag. what's she like lol
right so I've just told my linux terminal to "grow up" and it shot straight at me telling me that "grow" isn't a valid command
>>224668210proles going into debt for this nonsense
Mark will get the new iphone dee lads
>>224668173Based on the past couple of seasons Spurs are where they should be. So I don't get the hysterics.What's Villas excuse?
>>224668253you've been done by the penguin
im prregnant
>>224668272good man, very progressive, when are you expecting to piss out the baby? x
>>224668167Shekels await you. She's not even Swëdïsh, she's American with dual Israeli citizenship. She's an obvious agent sent to Sweden to cause unrest. >>224668172I never said she was mongberg, but she's more influential than you or I. She's only 1 of millions of jews doing the same thing, extorting free money out of Western countries while lobbying for their destruction.
>>224668253
free money innit
>>224668260goodi think some 5% of vwrp is apple stock so i hope the goyim queue up outside the stores for this oneif they don't have the duo, they will NOT get sex
what if we all did a synchronised gay porn haka dance outside of westminster
>>224668262I'm not giving it to bookies no way xRather sell me arse and shit through me ribs x
>>224668094all the biggest refugee organisations are christian
nigga issuing commands to a fish
>>224668094Mad that they all came to that realisation on their own, separately.
>>224668210I know it's still a shiny brick but at least it looks a little different to the usual rectangle phones
Oh it`s Lovely ..
>>224668299>fish chad
linux “niggas” need a damn walkthrough to download a browser
>>224668331Buy it again, i dare ya!
>>224668331If it's so lovely buy it again then
might start connecting with people and getting to know them better
>>224668331that's gonna be for you x
Nintendo? More like NONCEtendo.
>>224668308>sold to CeX within two weeks 'cause he can't work the fucker
>>224668331are you getting the ocarina of time remake x
>>224668307
Buy it again! Buy it again!!!!!!! Do it! Buy a second one!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeeeessssssss!!!!!!!
>>224668364:O same thing again same thing again
>>224668357GameBOY it was staring us in the face
Arse anal
>>224668366kahteem
>>224668311Those exist as well. For example the lawyers listed on staff at one Catholic based pro immigration org are all jewish. I'm not absolving Christian organizations of guilt when I point out the jewish influence on them and the pro immigration movement as a whole.
>>224668364...yh
the PB
>>224668366This lad's married and has a friend group, what's your achievement
>>224668366can’t even laugh, he seems to enjoy it makes me happy for him
>>224668401average puregym user
the orders
>BLUNDERLAND
Turn 36The opposing Cobalion used Aura Sphere!(Wyrdeer lost 36.4% of its health!)Wyrdeer used Earthquake!It's super effective!(The opposing Cobalion lost 12% of its health!)The opposing Cobalion fainted!userusernameuser won the battle!GuilhermeL7's rating: 1145 1117(-28 for losing)userusernameuser's rating: 1110 1138(+28 for winning)GuilhermeL7 left
>>224668385gunpei yokai wanted to call it the sexyboy, says everything...
>>224668424:( mate
Noticed the beer belly is starting to look terminal. It's bigger than the lolxows posted here.I gotta do something before I die.
anyone watching Garcia vs benn tonight?
Fucking Indian guy at my wife’s work got her and everyone else sick and now the wife got me sick with his nasty Indian sicknessThey truly are a people only useful as disease vectors
>>224668302can see villa going down their starting 11 today was dire
>>224668439you'll do something
>>224668439that's not a beer belly. that's just pure fat. beer belly is a little bit podgy
>>224668442She was probably fucking him
>>224668439Rorke and Leftypops 2040 reunion
>>224668396She's fit
best believe that shit, you gon' be a bitch niggaim'a be that bitch (what?)and believe that shit, believe that shitnigga, im'a be that bitch, what?
mad how grim life is but you're not supposed to talk about how grim it is because that's a bit of a downer
Oh another thing when my Rorke dad was watching the newsBanged on about immigrants or whatever during every news segment But when the segment about Reforms foreign donations came on, oh suddenly now he wants to talk to me about literally anythingThen back to immigrants when the segment changed
>>224668467are indian men popular in uk?
>>224668516lol
>>224668516With white women yeah
>>224668492Not me I do what I want
>>224668516no unless they are uber-looksmaxxedthe average indian is invisible
fucking hate working with indians nation of a billion stupid useless cunts
>>224668424it's not right
>>224668555illegal camera angles
>>224668555I'd never be able to win at this. My penis is too big
>>224668555Camera angle not allowed mate
>>224668555nice trips. shame about the arse
just want a bbw femdom gf
>>224668494Who gives a shit about your dad that made you hate white people (you are white). Go away
>>224668573
>>224668599handsome man
>>224668594Because you and people like him are embarrassing
I HATE AI I HATE AI
>>224668424First things I ever bought on Amazon
>>224668628You're the one posting cringe
never used chatgptwhat's the point of it?
>>224668599imagine your son looked like this
>>224668599I'm sure he's a lovely guy
>>224668522>>224668523>>224668544rather than thinking indian men are unpopular in white majority countries simply because they are indiani believe that non-white men in general face hardships in those countriesit seems that for a non-white man to date in a white-majority country, he needs to possess either exceptional competence or above-average financial means
>>224668619can't be showing that
decided to check the work phone there. dunno why i decided to ruin my weekend but here we are
>>224668628And these engagements are why you self haters become submersive btw and I'll have none of you sneaky people. You don't do good with kids or building a society
>>224668573EastEnders are in for it
Wish I was more hedonistic like some of my older friends. I am trying to make up for my lost youth by getting fit and thinking about getting a wife and kids as soon as possible, but I should really just accept that I wasted my only life and live more frivolously
>>224668642mine was a stone roses CD in 2005
>>224668676Yeah you did
>>224668642where di t all go so wrong
>>224668680Do you still have it
any gay mincey bender boys in
>>224668648its cool to get instant feed back on ideas and questions
el gato
>>224668672Hows Pakistan these days?
watched "masters of the universe" with mum and stepmumdid we like it?
>>224668710no I'm a straight macho man myself
>>224668699Pov a 35 year old woman just bought you (her biological clock is ticking) and it checking to see if you still have a boner
>>224668688Not yet. I'll start next year
might see that spider man film tomorrow
>>224668699looksmatch im afraid
>>224668642for me, it was vidya gaem
>>224668746you'll do nothing
>>224668758you could've had mine for free x
>>224668699Pov: horse I guess (Good ending)
>>224668775Should’ve offered
>>224668755any good?
want to quit my job but feel guilty about it because they're understaffedwhy am I such a pathetic mong
>>224668699IM IN LOVE
>>224668760ok
>>224668701yes
>>224668642Dead Man's Shoes got a remaster by Second Sight recently which is good ok (most modern remasters are fucking dog shit especially Criterion's)
thought of having a family horrifies meimagine waking up one day and being someone's cringey old dad
Erm, cans or no cans tonight, lads?Have about 8 minutes to decide
>>224668822You'd do fine
>>224668758is it any good?
>>224668796never beat it, was too hard for me at the timebut homeworld and homeworld cataclysm were really good
>>224668826fuck it, get them in
>>224668822less horrifiyng than waking up one day and it's you an old man alone in your house with no family etc
>>224668800they're understaffed because they suck. leave them
>>224668699lots right and lots wrong in this image
>>224668822imagine having no time to just do nothing at all. sounds horrible.
>>224668844this is my future. i think i'll handle it ok but who knows what the future holds
Problem with fucking a prostitute 1 time (for the first time) is the STIs. No tha ms
>>224668861scr
>>224668835Yeah but it’s loud as fuck
Favourite YouTube channels?
Im fucking steaming
>>224668861kitty don't bite... not now she's been fed
>>224668887Are you a girl? Wish you'd watch YouTube with me
>>224668839Right, thanks, ladThat's my night decidedHave a image in return
>>224668884Ian's American cousin
>>224668887amazing atheist
>>224668822Barmaid once told me she thinks I'd make a good dad. Definitely the strangest compliment I've had
Gn anons
>>224668844but this is what would happen anyway your kids wont stick around forever
>>224668911appreciated. love russian birds in tight adidas trackies
>>224668902FOOKEN BITE IT
>>224668898no boooze for me tonightim off the booze nowbeen boozing every day this week its doing me in
>>224668887Gracklejoke havent watched her in years
>>224668864my life is devoted to doing as little as possibleman needs a mission and that's mine
>>224668885…vocaroo?
>FOOKEN BITE IT
>>224668887Changes all the time ok right now it's Spotlight RescueJim and ThemMend It Mark
>>224668965she got really boring
this guy was cool but very few people watched him
leftypol>puts on a face mask and makes sure the pick up point is empty and the clerk isn't female before picking up his unlabeled "package"rorke>give me the pussy boss!
>>224668935and its a goodnight from us here in the /brit/ studio
>>224668999what the fuck was that
10k in the morning
>>224669085this is what's in his head all day
>>224669041Ian>debates whether to get ham and cheese or a tuna sandwich with his meal deal
cba with anything so got the cumtown on
>>224668864I'd be an Al Bundy dad I reckonJust sat in front of the telly drinking beer
>>224668887The ASMR gf. She's gone now though :(
>>224669081thats a lot of k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w--iwi7Y5sk
lads heroes of the storm is coming back from the dead
>>224669085man lives like a king
>>224669119trad
dishwasher sounds like its pissing water out all over the kitchensure its fine
Hexumlite doing the YAD Stop with over 100 people in NYC
>>224668990Imagine loud squelch sounds
>>224669125wheres she goen?
>>224669112Would boot that ugly thing into the sunAnd its penguin pet too
COME ON... NEEEIIIGH
Looksmaxxing my arshe
>>224669163why's your wife pissing in the kitchen
no cummy timmy willies
Your order of 1 x Day and Night - Store Exclusive 2LP VinylCarly Rae Jepsen - Day & Night Signed Art Card1 x Day & Night Signed Art Cardhas been dispatched
>>224669203howl
>>224669183just vanished. probably got a bf and is too busy getting nailed by him
do I preorder standard or ultimate edition gta?
>>224669214And your dildo?
>>224669203not funny is it really
>>224669214your order of 1x HRT
>>224669243Ultimate you peasant
>>224669243not sure
>>224669246?upstairs in my bedside table
i have replaced my laptop with an ipad and dont see myself going back lads
if you put poo sodden dildos in the dishwasher does it soil the other items in there
>>224669262go up and suck all the bumhole residue off it right now
>>224669005>Mend It Markkinographyi also like my mate vince
deport the boriswave
>>224669243neither. it's all about WoW Forever this autumn
>>224669253Need to buy a ps5 first
>>224669243which one plays at 60 fps
>>224669306they get ILR next year :)
>>224669271ask chatgpt
I am still rooting for Europa Universalis V to become great
>>224669268How will you play your grand strategy games
currently watching hentai that's literally as old as i am
omg it gymtoil time im so excited i cant wait to lift the weights
>>224669262Would you ever consider letting me anal train you? Obviously eventually I’d want to bum you. Could be nice
>>224669330im so unbelievably blackpilled that i realise this is just how the country is "at its best"it will only get more taxed, more pipped, more brown, and significantly fucking shitter from here on out
>>224669243you are poor in real life and in vice city
>>224669330based we're lucky to have them
>>224669346ill play angry birds instead
there will come a time when there is only one brit thread every day due to how slow it moves
>>224669356On a Saturday night? Madness
>>224669301Yeah he's good as well
See it. Say it. Sorted.
>>224669330all those 'skilled workers' getting settlement because they've 'worked' for 5 years in abdul's shonky kebab emporium. just what the UK needs.
Having a beerBedroom window wide open
jump out
couldn't imagine sitting down to watch a video by a 'youtuber'just utterly unfathomable to me
what a deal
watching some Mentour Pilot de lads
>>224669391The next stop is... Glasgow Central Low Level. Please mind the gap when alighting from this train
>>224669395get them on benefitsget their pensions arrangedget them fucking draining the taxpayer
>>224669403we laugh about you when you're not here btw
>>224669400if you have your bedroom window close in mid september youre insane and probably need locking up
>>224669376Why are you telling me something I already know
couldn't imagine sitting down to post on 4chan as a '4channer'[reddit space]just utterly unfathomable to me
>>224669408we didn't ask nor do we carego watch your Jap cartoons you miserable weeb cunt
Hurrrrrr FPS FPS FPSGet a GRIP
>>224669409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3A1TT3kwIY
>>224669413cant really stand his snide tone
>>224669413Love him. Watch all his vids x
>>224669408> just utterly unfathomable to meput "watching a youtube video" in the same box you've already got "having sex" in, then
>>224668047Nice homarge cosplay
>>224669424change the channel marge
general chicken with rice and uh imma get an egg roll wit it
>>224669429Even if it gets cold it's lovely and peng
My wife is from Denmark and has indefinite leave to remain. She probably pays more in tax than most reform voters earn in a year
>>224669384a most sombre prophecy
>>224669459Sorry but this gimmick ran its course
>>224669451oooh you've done me haven't you?*yawns*
>>224669459excellent get all the somalians in then
>>224669474*spits in your open mouth*
just wasted 2 hours of my life watching boring boring arsenal
my xbox has remained indefinitely in denmark
>>224669413I like Mentour Pilot. Imagine how many pissed up Brits he's flown to Benidorm. What a legend.
SNL UK IS STARTING!!!!
Does anyone find it worrying that nearly half of all UK adults have less than 1000 pounds savings?And, even worse, 25% of all UK adults have LESS than 100 pounds savings?I find it extremely concerning, and with the advent of AI coming on stronger, I can see a financial reset, including house prices in the very near future.What do you think? Are you one of those statistics above? What advice would you give people?
mad how plane travel is the safest way to travel yet my sister still digs her fingernails into my hands during takeoff
i'd say you should jump out of your window but your mum's probably stacked boxes of shite in front of it lmao
>>224669511they will a do a sketch mocking how mancunian andy burnham and he will be dressed like liam gallagher screenshot this post
>>224668039Soulfull performancer, wonder if she has her trademark inside her panties
>>224669516
>>224669517she sat on your lap is she?
>>224669516[removed by Reddit for violating the hate policy]
>>224669516not me i've got 35k
parasite meltdown
we don't sign our posts here
>>224669459Yeah I’m sure reform voters give a fuck about your made up danish wife. They still think small boats is what’s changing the demographics in this country
>>224669533oh grow up
>>224669517Ever joined the mile high club?
>AI will destroy and gape the whole world!and how exactly is this my problem?
right. all of you. grow up
nigga married a pastry
>>224669516I have 4000
>>224669511Watching Last Night of the Proms. Waiting for the English National Anthem.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLKSDT_2zPAThere's some fat gay bloke singing at the moment though.
>>224669572who asked
shitting myself to death
mousey is still buffering !!
>>224669582He asked if I'm one of the statistics. I am not because I have 4000 pounds. Can't you read?
>>224669516thats mental i have like 120k and still feel poor
>i left him because he was drinking and not sleeping with me>i go back to the house to get stuff and i find another woman's stuff there>now i want to get back with himwomen are bizarre but predictable
>>224669612And I have a 12 inch nob
Got the ASMR on
If nobody has a job then nobody has money to spend and companies that make money off people buying stuff will collapse so yeah ai is ultimately gonna kill off companies because no one will have a job to buy stuff from them
I reckon all britposters these days have the same freakish background so I wouldn't mind streaming too because I don't care about being doxxed because I know that you will all do nothing
>>224669639yeah mate save it for the rabid crowd of unemployed and desperate people yeah
>>224669624well thats too big isnt it
consider the spotted crake
>>224669655I've got a job but in 2 years I'll be made ai redundant
>>224669624well i have a 12cm nob. beat that
>>224669657it would be extremely painful
I'm bed thinking about the Australian poster wondering what he's up to right now
Still got the ASMR on. Think that's tonight's wank sorted.
>>224669691Hi bed thinking about the Australian poster wondering what he's up to right now
>>224669639We are in a K shaped economy which means the rich just circulate money amongst eachother while the poor die. The rich don't need us to consume their stuff anymore
>>224668053
>>224669639but ai relies on people with bullshit middle class jobs that will get replaced by ai investing in ai companies through their pension fundsfor me the likely scenario is there's a stock market shock, we guillotine the techbros, and every kid in africa gets a free 32 gb of ram
