the slags edish
ok, this is new
ok this is shite
Honestly if India's birth rate is below replacement levels we're fucked
>>224766036grim
ok
willy wanking
I've done almost all my jobs today. I just have to go sit outside for a bit, and sweep up a little bit in the house (so that I can keep doing "just a bit more" and get more than a little done)Is my house gf ready though? Yes!
>>22476603610/10 in bongland
Shagged an Indian once and she actually smelled of curry when she started to sweat was so off-putting
Just learned that not looking at black penises is a homosexual trait
>>224766082Fit if she weighed 12 st or less though
Cannot stand tipping point, absolutely dire telly
Watched some Indian porn this morning actually
>>224766117Indian porn is so unbelievably grimTerrible camera anglesLow quality videoTiny willyUgly woman
>Watching Cyrax videos>Ad with a little girl talking about daddy coming over and them all eating sparkly cakes or whatever the fuck or what it was advertising Good for the soul + I'm on the right track
Name one positive thing about Indians
daisy edgar jones. strange looking woman. looks very tall in photos but apparently only 5'6
>>224766131Thanks for your review ok
>>224766147Glass houses, I, libshit
>>224766141coooorr link?
>>224766147They don't commit as much crime as the others that come over and they dont really have any gangs
>>224766131Need more Indians being shagged by whites porn
>>224766149fucking fit though isn't she
>>224766141What's cyrax lad? I think the real lesson here is that you should be watching Indian porn
I think this week I learned how to turn my head like a ALPHA with CONFIDENCE and is BASED for if a fit blonde with a ponytail follows me around the store and when I'm checking out does a little horse thing to get my attention, so I can check her out confidently
Considering doing something but not sure if I will or not.
>>224766211keep it in your diary next time, nobody cares son
Look how easy it is to get a grad job these days
>>224766220Can you post more cute or hilarious seal videos?
often find myself despising the british phrase "my mate" when referring to a friendso you're pair bonded and breeding with him are you?. carrying his litter? fuck off
>>224766257pajeet
>>224766192Really makes you think that leftypol always taking the low hanging fruit is them taking whatever they get, and when they YIMBY at everyone else, pulling them down to the leftypols levels, and claps for all their destruction of themselves and their race, because elites do it to them, then they are goyim whether they know it or not. Indeed they are goyim, and it's sad
>>224766250How many would you like?
>>224766247just be fit theory
>>224766036would left
>>224766247it really fucking isn'tshe got the job because she's a woman + bame
>>224766036remember that toon lad who got sucked off in the toilets at a game last year? he was based
>>224766280You wank to animals
>>224766247>marketing
>>224766295think he was being sarcastic mate
>>224766285Let's be reasonable and say one or two to keep me going
>>224766285
>>224766273for you sir? i give extra (you)
I'm thinking of having six pickled onions
>>224766299*Stares at the goyim*
>>224766285mental how different his life could have been
>>224766322
>>224766330sort of lackadaisical behaviour the ploughman can get up to after the drought killed off his crop
>>224766330The idea is always greater than the consumption
>>224766332>>224766299
Would love to passionately kiss that half wolf dog and have him on top of me while we do it, while I stroke his ears and head
>>224766321One for luck x
>>224766358when was the last time you ate pickled onions and regretted it? never, probably.
>>224766330are you mental
>>224766330ktim had ten pickled onions with a cheese sarnie at lunch
>>224766330yeah? yeah mate yeah? six pickled onions you say?
>>224766299>>224766369I don't care what the goyim thinks but of course the farm animal doesn't know it's place in the exchange
>>224766387strange and potentially devastating lie
>>224766378can you post that webbum of the seal hoying himself into the water after waddling past the cameraman please x
>>224766380I got these spicy ones by sarsons recently and they blew my god damn arsehole apart
>>224766378Problem is once you start it's hard to stop
>>224766330six bloodclaat onion
>>224766393you're the farm animal
The other job I have to do (to be gf (me as the dog)) ready is cleaning up all the cigarette butts and also sweep
>>224766406well I've just had some pepperoncini and chili peanuts so my arsehole is already going to get ripped asunder tonight
i can feel the tension in the airhe's going to explode if he gets told to grow up one more time
>>224766370shagging animals is one thing but can you at least not be gay
i just cant get over trhe fact taht i might have bene evil while blacked out or i might not and i simply cant remember
>>224766412>Well you do x>No you Must be hell floating through life. It upsets you when I say it but it doesn't make anytjimg change does it? Your life hasn't improved in the last 10 years and it never will because you are incapable of doing any of that
>>224766403No x
*in thick glaswegian accent*CHEWS HERROINE
sick to fucking death of every image being a .webp
>>224766440your life is objectively worse than minewe've all seen your living conditions ffs
>>224766431Only gay for dogs or horsesFucking female dogs is fucked up and can hurt them whilst getting knotted is hot and letting a dog kiss you on the mouth is basically oral sex with how they do it
>>224766431Human men engaging in such behaviour is one of the foulest things I can imagine, and a betrayal of animals' trust of usWomen spending an evening with an Alsatian and a jar of peanut butter is pure kino thoughWe all know this btw, so don't deny it
right
>>224766463Ok goy sit in your abode and seethe more because you're so much better than me that you're this perma mad
>>224766483i win
>Human men engaging in such behaviour is one of the foulest things I can imagine, and a betrayal of animals' trust of us>Women spending an evening with an Alsatian and a jar of peanut butter is pure kino thoughBecause that dog humping someone or giving oral sex is totally getting raped, and that's why they're doing it
>>224766104mad how i just tried to post this too but its a duplicate file
been putting away the vodka at a disastrous pace lately
>>224766241The unspoken victims of 9/11
>>224766497You're a goyim loser Your life has not improved and never will. You will die this way so keep laughing so I can laugh (last) later. Bye you poisonous loser
>>224766104unbelivable nattymog from left
>>224766519spent £300 on vodka at the weekendobviously not at home but out at pubs/bars/clubs
>>224766457you should be sick to fucking death of this dogshit website being stuck in 2010s in terms of fuctionality
Everybody Wants Me
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1789480301826020.mp4POV: dog training that isn't the sex part and she's just telling you how you're a good boy
>>224766537victory!
>>224766559rather good band aren't they
Asking the questions such as: should my ears be black on the bottom with white tips or white on the bottom and black tips
sex with armin arlert
dont understand white maori and aborigines
Might shove a test tube up my butt in the shower
an awful lot of images on /brit/ are reposted images from twitter but you wouldnt know if you dont use it presumably we all have similar for you feeds
>>224766622>Violence No thanks...>Being the tranny Noty...
>>224766622odd looking vulva that
Fucking hate it in scat porn when the girl feels like she has to moan like she's being fucked. You're taking a shit, it doesn't feel that good. Sure, give me a genuine groan of satisfaction and relief, that's hot, but not fucking porn moans. Goddamn, why are women so bad at being sexy.
>>224766647freak
>>224766599I crushed on that anime nigga when I was 13 and I never stopped.
Women are retarded animals
Wish people would stop discussing and posting degenerate porn this really is not the place for it.
just seen some
>>224766647my thoughts excactly minus the scat element. just not my bag
>>224766647grow up little boy
>>224766622why do trannies always have such unwarranted confidence to show off their bodies
>>224766450rude x
>>224766622Trannies are so peng and hot and cute and sexy and I love them.
>>224766660she just playing the game nigga. that's what you gotta do
1997 film 'the scat element'
I only ate four pickled onions in the end
>>224766695because they're all perverted exhibitionist men and attention paid to their bodies, even if its negative, makes them horny
>>224766675:)
Is this the new obsession?
>>224766659holy based
>>224766759obsession mentioned
Watching Boku no Pico as a newly minted teenager did things to my brain that make me feel bad thoughts and they never stopped :/
>>224766622imagine the smell in that room
>>224766729You said you would have 6Get them down you, you lying bastard
>>224766818You just know the dumps are big, gassy and sloppy.
stood my ground at work lads, are you proud of me?
>>224766846Depends. What did you stand your ground on lad?
>>224766846yes :)
>>224766625can't go on there anymore because xcancel and nitter were taken down
>>224766871someone wanted me to do their work for them and i said no
People who turn up at your door unannounced need hung Don’t ever knock my door unless you have been invited you stupid cunt
>>224766818love big bums
>>224766710
Dr House had a migraine :(
>>224766875what are those then
>>224766879Was it a man or a woman asking you?You might get a visit from HR
seals are cute but they eat all the fish :/
Weeeeeeeawooooooo waaaaaaaaaAaaaaahhhhhhhhAaaaaaZooooooooooommmmmmmEeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>224766910a man
>>224766879Did they make you some kind of offer on return for it or were they being a pure chancery?
>>224766954no they just default to me because i have a reputation of getting things done. i get nothing from it
The Japanese were right YYYY-MM-DD is the most superior formatting and my life is better since switching to it
>>224766899websites where you could see what's on twitter without having an account
>>224766835it was a new jar and they were bigger than I thought
>>224766919When I was growing up in Norfolk in the 90s when fishing was more of a thing, the fishermen used to pay us to try and get rid of them by walking along the beaches and prodding them with a garden fork or sticks or whatever else. Not sure there was any science behind it looking back
Just had a massive argument with my mumFuck herI don’t need her
>>224766969it makes the most sense, but also seems the most formulaic and detached from humanity
>>224766846could never rest easy as a seal knowing there are orcas about
>>224766969When did you switch to it? Please be as accurate as possible.
>>224766983cruel cunt. some fucking chav wants to fish for an invasive species like carp and pays you like a nonce to aggravate a friendly seal ?? grim
>>2247670122026-09-16
>>224766966Quite right lad. I'm all for doing the odd favour for people if I have time on the understanding that if I ask them to do something, then they do it
>>224766919Pretty sure humans eat all the fish and the seals are just trying to survive. I am on SEAL TEAM SIX
>>224766992Horrid cunt
you never hear about lancaster nowadays do you? suppose that means york won
>Electric vehicles no longer have full exemption from the London Congestion Charge, and drivers must pay a daily fee when entering central London during charging hours. good heavens how retarded
>>224767018Piss off, it was the industry and we were young
>>224766992evil blog poster
>>224767042ktim
>>224767028Good lad
>>224767047ᵏᵗᶦᵐ
>>224767060>>224767044Says a lot about you immediately think I’m in the wrong
>>224767050Heard Uber drivers bitching about that last year. Guess it's come into action now. I specifically remember them saying £13.50 and getting angry at the 50p extra.
>>224767083chortling
>>224767084think your in the wrong because of the way you talk about your mother you cretinand that you're blogposting about it here on 4chan instead of doing anything constructive or with friendsyou cretin
>>224767042ktim except my stubble is weeks longer and my hair is long and wavy and greasy
why does london hate drivers so much
broken shitainmind you it is fascinating Kenya are hosting the Africa Cup of Nations in 2027 (first time) and now they get to be the first ever African country to host the Athletics Championships two years laterproud of them x
>>224766972You need to eat the whole jar as an example to the rest of the thread>>224767042Ktim after a new ght on the booze
>>224767102You don’t know what she’s like
>>224767121we did it, kenya!
just had a gay little cry thinking about palestine
don't leave my house
>>224767121so we'll be stopping sending them foreign aid I presume, since they can now afford money-sinks like this?
>>224767121But Kenya go there in person?
>>224767102Different person but my mother is a cunt and a cheating whore that ruined my childhood and inflicted permanent trauma on me and my siblings. They're not all perfect because they queefed out a bastard. Although if you still live in your mum's house you do lose the right to complain about her.
>>224767121Kenya believe it?Aren't they still a 3rd world country? Not sure how safe this will be
>>224767049I studied in Lancaster it was peng probably fallen to woke these days however
>>224767177ruto's an idiot. don't blame the kenyan people. odinga would never.
>>224767121Who the fuck cares about wannabe Olympics
>>224767177Global recognition, an influx of visitors and improved infrastructure for years to come is a money sink?
>>224767216Another victim of woke, good night sweet prince
just got a sexts GET, noice. Ties with my highest GET of yore. Bet none of you have had sexts
>>224767183>Although if you still live in your mum's house you do lose the right to complain about hercontemplated arguing this point but quickly realized it would quickly become sharing too much personal info. anyway yeah if you're 2 months off doing your gsces and your mum is not buying groceries because "tescos is trying to poison us" then you're as good as fucked whichever way you slice it
>>224767121Didn't want it anyway. We've got the F1. What have they got?
>>224767267Pretty sure I've gotten sexts with a dogfucking post this year
>>224767121Makes sense all those runmongs are from Kenya anyway I can only assume lots of bribing went on like with Morocco and the afcons
>>224767256Are you actually that stupid?
>>224767267Got quints or sects back in the day forget which though Wasn't even trying for it
>>224767267Only sexts you'll ever get
why did the Putney Pusher do it?
https://ourberylcook.com/pages/gallery
>>224767272London doesn't have F1 just shitty Formula E. They let Madrid have that utter shite track but London got nothing.
>>22476726767 get
>>224767285Think you're the stupid one pal
>>224767256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWNowpO44rw
>>224767121>Fuck the UK >Also Africa is hosting Africa running event. So proud of the little retards for finally doing something
>>224767268Point conceded. If you're a moany 30 year old incel living in your childhood boxroom you have no right to complain about your mum because you are the problem. If you're still a child and can't fend for yourself then yeah, fair play.
Treating myself to a Morrisons lads
>>224767352Totally random pic in some shop and of course there's a tattooed woman in it this country is finished
>>224767352I know which one this is scr I'll see you soon
Kenya believe it?
>>224767319moment of madness
All of the worst traits of humanity come naturally to a woman
>>224767352Depressing, sterile interior. Puts me in mind of an old people's home.
i vow to thee, my country. good song that
>>224767352love a morrisons brekkie me
if posting reddit pics is all one need for yous then why am i working so hard
>>224767352>>224767373it's over
>>224767373>woman
>>224767319he was a cunt simple as and as seen today he was also a coward
Got postpartum depression :(
>>224767352wonder what the day to day life is like working at the in store Morrisons currency exchange. gotta be a piece of piss, reckon they get one customer a week. bet they've had some fierce wanks in the closet there during the downtime
>>224767431Utter runt slop.Curry sauce with fish and chips, it's woke gone mad
you literally just have to make a lot of money that’s it that’s the key to life
I hope they find that boy
>>224767480inside job again
>>224767431there's something so peng about shitty bread and butte4r from the chippy but it's just pure extra carbs for like no reasons o id ont get it
>>224767478found out the other week that i'm in the 99th percentile for salaries in this country and i'm still just a vile incellious little slug like everyone else here
>>224767480there's a polymarket about whether he's in that lake or not
>>224767480In the lake, I already called it
>>224767480possible suspecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESVOF6DScKQ
this algorithm is tripping I keep getting sex tip reels on instagram they do not know their audience
Bloody Jews at it again
>>224767500me on the far left
‘Putney pusher’ suspect found dead at his home Bro really killed himself over nothing
>>224767480>>224767493>>224767511>>224767513>>224767515Need to know if they've searched the lake
Managed to get a box of 30th anniversary pokemon cards preordered
>>224767531it's niggas teaching you how to properly do the strokes outta nowhere
Putnam mentioned
>>224767500that's household too
>>224767500Sorry to tell you this mate but im talking about more money than that lol
>>224767555grow up
>>224767536used to be me 15 years ago and where i'll be in around 5 years>>224767577well you wouldn't know how much money i make if i'm in the 99th percentile because there's no upper limit..
>>224767585Nothing wrong with having a hobby
So proud of Kenya for making their own Olympics, so that they can win. I didn't think they could do something like that so good for them. I'm proud of them which obviously they need and this means they got what they did all that for. Yes I follow Kenyan news, because I'm not a RACIST
having some crisps
a bowl of cereal for a grown man's dinner
>>224766036Alright guys wish me luck me and this chick we met on interpals have been dating for like 5 years now she is gonna get a citizenship so we can get married. We chose to get her citizenship first anyway
Dr House made fun of a guy for shagging his 15 year old hermaphrodite son/daughter
>>224767615grow up>>224767621grow up
Beetroot oats with a side of tuna mayo
>>224767627>We chose to get her citizenship first anywaywhich was?
AHHHHHHHHHHHBIT MIFFED LADSYEHUDI ARABIATHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT
On mobile when I type the word "what" into the search bar at the top of the browser it auto completes the search by recommending me some Scientology website. I've never googled about Scientology on this Google account or phone. Both are new.When I asked Google's AI why this happens it denies that they're paid by Scientology for this to happen and can't explain why besides saying it recommends popular suggestions and evading the question.What the fuck is going on? How can some deranged UFO cult do this???
>>224767635you'll do nothing
>>224767538killed himself over a gbh from like 10 years ago. guy is rich as fuck too so he could’ve got off aswell weird
>>224767638lush
My life is poo I don't enjoy living I want it to all end but I'm also scared of pain and non-existence I hate this
>>224767643could be a search rising in popularity. google often autocompletes with shit related to mr beast and whatever reality show the goys are slurping up
Might get out of the seal game and go for land mammal creatures instead
>>224767635jog on
>>224767596If you’re still working a 9-5 with a boss you aren’t rich like I’m talking
>>224767639Us citizenship because we thought about it and she didn't want to feel like she was using me
somehow managed to wake up at 6am and force sleep with supplements despite a fucked up schedule wish we were like robots and could just flick a switch for an instant 8 hours of sleep. easily the most stressful part about life
>>224767554No they haven't. Police have told them to stay away as they'll have specialist officers and thermal imaging cameras for that.
>>224767673wtf is that ugly ass creature
>>224767630I remember that episode, mental
>>224767678i have a company so have no boss but i'm doing more than 9-5 atm because it will probably be dissolved in 5 years so i'm saving as much as possible now
>>224767712reali've had problems sleeping my whole life
My entire day yesterday was just being bloated with tummy pain and shitting out poo that was almost but not quite diarrhoea Used up several rolls of toilet paper and wiped my hole raw trying to get things under control I haven't even eaten more than one meal for 2 days yet I'm still bloated like a hog
>>224767688ah so you're indian
>>224767712Yep, glad you got your sleep schedule sorted lad
>>224767725This is your fabled "Rorke"
>>224767735ok
>>224767627congrats i hope i find my esl wife soon too
>>224767643tom cruise is quickly descending upon your location in a squadron of black helicopters. you will soon regret attempting to speak out on this.
ridiculous that it takes that long for police to search a lake I'd just get in there wearing a pair of swim trunks for a few quid instead of literally hundreds of pounds of police effort per hour
iceland are such slop proprietors
watching that bloodline q50 video they lit that nigga up
You call them self checkoutsI call them “ get your shopping for 90% off tills
>>224767785Tens of thousands of pounds per hour I think you'll find
>>224767791the goyim go bananas for shit like this think of the tiktok views
4AM at the stop they got him
>>224767791obunga, slightly out of frame giving a wry smile in the background
>>224767713What are they playing at, if the lad hasn't already drowned himself then he definitely will have by the time they actually look
right so I’m not being funny that kids going to be in the lake isn’t he? What are we doing here look at the satellite picture the last location is literally like 20 feet from a lake
was the 'putney pusher' near the lake?
you call them self checkoutsi call them mirrors
Funny how things like this pan out. Ironically if he'd have been caught at the time he would be out of prison and alive now
>>2247678234-5 hitters scoped out by green jacket nigga got him with a switch crazy shit they said 2000 bullets fired at him he got hit in the neck and torso
>>224767823
>>224767873He had links to the paedo royal familyMake of that what you will
>>224767750The real rorke was hung for being in possession of long eggs and you know it
get the 'mass shipped into piddington
>>224767823>tesla getaway carmans was cooked
>>224767823chicago niggas pros no drive bys there they hop out set aim and fire no missing the target about as professional as a street hit gets
>>224767938yessir aint called Chiraq for no reason!!
>>224767873he was protected for 10 years he must have pissed someone off and they grassed him out
>>224767900new when bump limit
>>224767823nigger shot by other niggers ok
>>224767903With a car you can go anywhere you want
>>224767913We out here nigga
