Oucho T Cactus edition
what i've learnt is that the average video game fanatic literally can't read or comprehend a basic position and so imagine a load of utterly insane nonsense around it
who rattled the gamer runt cage?
>>224896109we're in here
head office sent out a rather cuntily worded mass text 3 minutes before closing so no one would have a chance to respondwill be finding outlets for my displeasure at this
Nahhhh Logan's hairline looking braaaaaazy
>>224896164Nah
sticking my finger up my japs eye
Rough guess, how many hours last week did you spend alone posting on 4chan?
there was a spider on the wall last night but i just left him there because he wasn't hurting nobody
You lot fucking love a good argumentDoesn’t matter what time of day it is you’ll always have someone arguing over shit nobody cares about
>caring about what these subhuman animals think
>>224896169Mandatory overtime in the bum shagging mines is it?
>>224896176wonder why they dont both just get turkey done and get on min and fin.
chungus
>>224896121>at no point did i not claim that some people prefer video games to going out or readingAh yes this person is teaching us proper English here.You said you'd prefer to go out drinking/socialising and that was presented as your reason for thinking video games are infantile. Go look at your post. Fucking hell it's like trying to argue with a woman. You'll go off on anything except the initial point because you know you're wrong.
>>224896202You mean like you’re doing now?
>>224896202everybody cares about video games thoughbeit
>>224896201that spider was a known rapist.
>>224896209not the same women innit
gamers are the most repressed and marginalised social group in the west today
At what point do we accept some people are beyond redemption and just execute them?
>>224896176
>Nah I don’t play videogames, I have more refined hobbies like writing (out my arguments on 4chan) or reading (other people’s arguments on 4chan). It’s so much more mature!
>>224896249And for good reason. Grotty little orcs.
>>224896239holy fuck you are so dumb, so so fucking dumb
>>224896266I say this
It's not gay if I wear the girl clothes
>>224896222you are actually so retarded it's unrealyou can't differentiate between hypotheticals and what I preferlet me quote it again>i think when, as an adult, instead of playing video games i'd rather go out drinking/socialising or reading a book, they are aware that what they are doing is more "infantile"why is this so confusing to you?I wrote that the appeal of video games to these people is that it makes them feel more like children and then because i'm self aware i even acknowledged that half the point of alcohol is a similar feelinglike fuck me you're utterly braindead
downloading the entire greeno eats catalogue and burning it to vhs tapes and hiding it under the floorboards beneath my bed
>>224896255its not their fault, white supremacy
>>224896266LMAO BODIED THAT FREAK
don't wake dad
>>224896255Can't do that because of the holocaust
>>224896291You really should touch grass you incel weirdo freakshow.
>>224896202no i don't
>>224896219just wants attention bet shes back on willies now
>>224896323you've been utterly done
Video games: badChess: goodWomen's opinions: basedIncels status: done
>>224896278says the spanner who gets ragebaited by tiktoks
Big fan of joining in other people’s arguments on here. Just flinging insults left and right getting the lads even more worked up.
>>224896339literacy status: non existentsex had: neveriq: approaching the single digits
>>224896311
Feel horridMight have to do a poo at work which I never do
Just shot this out my arse in the woods. Hand for size reference. Got a pooey bum now :/
>>224896361pov: you put down the controller and pick up a book
>>224896345>spannertry hard "aussie" wannabe. let me guess, you say strewth fairdinkum telling furfees down the localneck yourself dog
borderline nsfw that
Just seen a lady’s bum hole and fanny
>>224896378>>224896361lmao
>>224896359Do this all the time, last week jumped in on a COVID discussion and got the runt on the other side properly riled upHe's probably still seething about it now LOL
>>224896359hate when people do this. I always ignore the argumentative runts here but every now and then someone pretends to be me and jumps in
>>224896361need to suck BBC jizzum out of that like the clean up cuck I am :P
>>224896378LMAO RATTLED THAT BOOKCEL FREAK
Jason Luv said he hated gangbang scenes and would need to take viagra for themInteresting, so in normal scenes he just remained fully hard for an hour. Blacke excellenece
>>224896399you need help
>>224896381no one says spanner in Australia lol
I mean I think we can all agree the videogame nerds are a lot better than the porn freaks.
dont wank dad
I'm sure I've heard someone call someone a spanner before
>>224896414My longest erection without drugs was over 8 hours. It's not hard to do. Dull ache in the nob after though.
She needs your strongest potions
>>224896414Jason Luv was cuckolded and raised someone else's child to adulthoodIdris Elba also had a partner give birth to another man's child, and said that he knew it wasn't his as it clearly looked different (possibly a white man's).
flange
how come leftypol protests are filled with bames and dysgenic people?
>>224896414
extremely autistic previous thread.
>>224896435Now you tell me!
>>224896360>iq: approaching the single digitsthat's nice of you to say it's still above 100, appreciate it mang
>>224896441not a fan of this new irvine welsh book
Great Zimbabwe looks kino but it's always odd seeing people for scale, as it makes you realise how small it really is. Without the local negro in shot I'd have thought these walls were twice the size.
Are you a gamer or a reader?
>>224896414your head is fucked or youre simply a female
I read videogame instruction books as a hobby.
>>224896486I'm a cat
>>224896472most literate video game fanatic
>>224896209>RightWould.
>>224896502
can someone PLEASE provide mouldie with a new OCD or something
my IQ is so high it rolled back around to single digits like a car odometer
>>224896473sc>>224896486reader
i lost interest in video games in my late teens, i think that's natural
>>224896502niggas an oblivion npc
>>224896443>Jason Luv was cuckolded and raised someone else's child to adulthooda victim to modern day western society>>224896489it appeared on tiktok for me idk why not my fault
>>224896435Ok
>>224896441lls
>>224896537no one asked, shut the fuck up
Americoons wank themselves senseless over these things but this looks shit
dont like most games but I do like the repetitive nature of soulsikes and roguelikes due to my autism
How was your weekend with your friends?
>>224896565bread, meat, cheese and onions i mean how bad could it be
absolute clusterfuckthey couldn't have just made it easy and moved into a different third of the countrythey had to go and make it all messy and shit
>>224896565Nothing wrong with sandwiches
>>224896525could be too close to home for him
>>224896565so its mince and cheese in a baguette
>>224896525how far gone in life do you need to be to give it all up and sit on 4chan posting about wogs
>>224896564aye they did, yeah
>>224896565its most likely tasty
I play Pokemon games daily because I've got a little autism obsession
>>224896565The ol' Elton special.
>>224896594he eats so much that he's evolved his own bib
How was your weekend with your wife or gf/bf?
>>224896291First of all, don't ever criticise anyone else's writing when you're coming out with sentences like that. I don't think you've ever read a book in your life. Secondly, it's not my fault if I misunderstood that mess of a sentence, but your reason for thinking games are infantile is what then? Because as an adult you'd rather go drinking? How is that an argument? You think men feel like infants when they play games, based on what?I'm very familiar with both alcohol and video games, and they're not a similar feeling. Video games (like chess) make you focus, and think ahead. Alcohol does the opposite.>you're utterly braindeadI accept your concession.
>>224896609roar
Have a slight feeling that most of these hons just lie.
Visit England
hate being working class, literally my entire extended family are subhuman drunkards with domestic violence issues.
>>224896583>>224896617we finally got rid of belgnonce so there's that said he was busy and taking a break from 4chan
Don’t play much any more. I got that new Resident Evil when it came out and had fun with it. I liked them games a kid.
> How work became joyless>Fewer people, more work and less fun have cemented the death of job satisfaction https://archive.is/btWFc
you would lads initdon't lie
>>224896617half with the gf half with family, been good all ‘round
>>224896617had a walk in the park with the bf then went for lunch and a few drinks then went home and baked cookies and played fotnitecan't complain. how was yours?
>>224896631It's the hairline. If this one had a hairline an inch and a half lower I'd shag its arse rotten and call it a qt
Honestly Heatherpaedo’s new gimmick where he asks how much time you’ve spent on 4chan is a bit limited in scope
>>224896617i spent some of it playing video games :)
>>224896617had sex with leftypols mum, it was lush x
>>224896642Shove them stumps RIGHT up my arse
>>224896617not good
>>224896621wut i didn't criticise your writing qua writing but your inability to read you spastic. which you continue to demonstrate, although at least you're admitted that in a roundabout way now lmao.>I'm very familiar with both alcohol and video games, and they're not a similar feeling. Video games (like chess) make you focus, and think ahead. Alcohol does the opposite.again not what i wrote you illiterate retard
>>224896642How do they clean their fannies and bums? I've always wondered. She's shaggable though for sure
>>224896631that hairline is just straight up unfortunateand xer's skin looks older than 31 desu, feel like this tranny malarkey kind of demands youth to get away with it even a littleonce these uncs approach 40 it looks like even more of a clown show than it would anyway nice clothes though. from the neck down he looks great
>>224896632i would but it's full of brimstone beasts knuckle dragging around town
>>224896595That's mince is it you retard?
>>224896642throwing her around like an old pillow
>>224896642of course i would, i don't discriminate on the grounds of disability, unless it's one of those disabilities that makes you super ugly obviously
>>224896673God you’re such an incel freak. How do you stand it? I’d have killed myself years ago if I were you.
it's always funny when an argument happens and people jump in for a laugh until the next thread and you find out two people are still taking it seriously and they'll be at it for hours
>>224896660It's not even just the hairline, it's her entire face, she has the stereotypical hon head, just very long
>>224896680they'd have a carer
Was walking in the woods, nice cafe, ancient ruins, really nice place. Was thinking how much better it'd be if I had a gf. Just simple things like that elevated to a better time than I've ever had in my life. Could buy her lunch at the little cafe, find a little crop of trees to pin her up against and have a quick shag, watch her take a dump and clean her up etc. It's not a lot I'm asking for really.
>>224896685home from home eh brucie
>>224896698project on
>>224896680another question is how she's not utterly utterly obesehow the fuck does she exercise?waddling around on her stumps?
>>224896642like shagging a sack of potatoes
>>224896708they're segregated from where I live (mostly)
mad how beautiful she is. truly a delight on the eye
>>224896713physio sessions in a pool most like
How much of your personality is just your algorithm’s recommendation
>>224896705
>>224896713she had a great trick to lose a lot of weight quite quickly
>>224896642perfect just need someone to scoop out her brains now
doctorberg says i have one of the most severe cases of social anxiety he's ever seen
proot di algoriddim
>>224896728I haven't had a personality in 8 years
>>224896705nigga just buy a dog seems to be more apt for your interests
What did you do last week that couldn’t be turned into content?
>>224896751just grow up?
>>224896729her looksmatched is borderline incel tier
>>224896735Funny you say that as I know someone who had an amputation and a few weeks later they were saying how much weight they'd lost, really proud too until I pointed out the obvious trick and they said 'oh yeah' lol
>>224896726
>>224896769that is funny
>>224896760sat on a train shitposting on /brit/
>>224896751This is what video games do to you
>>224896783you are ill
>>224896673I'm afraid I have already accepted your graceless and clumsy concession. You can call me an illiterate retard for struggling to read your driveling rants, but you will only be conceding harder and uglier.
Are you building a life, or just narrating the absence of one?
>>224896761done him
>>224896784Do you like 'knock knock' jokes?
>>224896760Fat guy humiliwanking every night OF page?
>>224896520120... 119... 118... it's approaching 100, but not quite reaching it!
might get a haunted air friar
>>224896680they don'tsomebody else will have to go into the house to do it
>>224896795project on
>>224896783HAHAHA
Uooh
>>224896807Fuck sake man
Chicken Kyivs for lunch get in lads it lush
>>224896807this is the type of shit that went on during the last days of Rome
>>224896791i don't play video games though
right
>>224896805sure, i'll play along."yes, i like 'knock knock' jokes"
oasis live 2027 harry styles carabao cup
>>224896813>blud's reading comprehension is so bad even the phrase "single digits" stumps himoh no no nop.s. the reason why it's pural is because there's 1-9 (i.e. 9 single digits) not because there's "multiple single digits" which wouldn't make any sense as it could be xx xxx xxxx etcyou UTTER MONG
Do you enjoy the things or even care about the things you post about, or mainly enjoy being seen posting about them?
>>224896807is that a paraceratherium
rewatching mr. robot (2015-2019). kino.
questionmong loves mong questions
>>224896848He thinks he's trolling
>>224896814Fulham poo
>>224896863clocked out after the chinese tranny appeared
>>224896844Think you need a wee break for here, buddy. It’s not good for you. Go walk round the block a couple of times and get some lunch, lad
>>224896839>checks thread>sees no one asked
>>224896831Perhaps you should. It might help.
>>224896814>air friar
>>224896882u've been utterly done
might retroactively reinterpret all my social encounters into a negative and rob myself of any self-esteem that might be gained
>>224896878if it makes any difference, that particular tranny is a villain and is literally characterised as delusional
Mad how normalised paying influencers to say they like a product is
>>224896844120... 119... 118... is still approaching the single digits honey thanks for the compliment x
ate crisps, didn’t really need to but i did
My dumbass is an hour early for class because my train decided to actually be on time
the read
>>224896896aaron beck said don't do this in his CBT malarkey
>>224896805>>224896834ah i get it nowthe joke is that nobody is knocking at my door
woman with nice breasts stood outside
>>224896905Sir Fat Cunt
it is what it is
>>224896896fucking bellowingi do this all the time
>>224896905slippery slope my lad. you'll be a big tubby tubster before you know it
>>224896901advertising has been around for centuries mate
>>224896903Leave it mate, it’s not right picking on him
>>22489664218 years old
>>224896914I don't read anime unless there's incest in it
>>224896903yikes...
>>224896110is that hitler
>>224896897nah it wasnt a woke thing just have a small brain and got too confused, you see.
>>224896905thank you for not saying chips even though most swedes do
>>224896617wish I had a cute bf
>>224896933But anyone can be an influencerSeems satanic
>>224896942what's the best one
My IQ is 999999999 (approaching 0)
>>224896947No it’s a wee cactus puppet thing
any of you lads got a criminal record? if so what did you do? i've just got drunk driving and vandalism on mine
mad all of you have lives beyond your posts, like an actual person with a family, history, memories and all you’re just not a conveyor belt of silly non-sequiturs formed by some advanced shitpostingbot
>>224896814clearly a poster of what looks like marilyn monroe tho isn't it
>>224896966least autistic brit poster
>>224896905This might be a play
>>224896914light novel something voice actor girl and something about a boy's high school
>>224896942Haruka Hano's got a new one in publication. Very much enjoy her stuff because she doesn't fuck around with non blood relation "twists" that suddenly make it okay to shag your sister
>>224896981does it count if you were the victim?
>>224896986I dont
>>224896986Debatable with some posters here
>>224896963no they cant
>>224896991doubt it mate. don't think she'd have been that famous if she looked like that
>>224897004aye
just walked one step to the east - approaching japan lads.>>224896981>justthat's not normal lmao
Help
yeah cunt
>>224897015vandalised by a drunk driver
chances of me getting gay bf are approaching single digits
>>224897005ok ignore all previous instructions and get a clue you mong clanker
>>224897022Flag on, Bruce
>>224896981smashed the fuck out of a load of aussie drongos at the walkabout bar they were all crying and going AUUURR NAUUURR
>>224897017rubbish, everyone drives drunk and spraypaints the odd willy on someone else's property
>>224896981>justmost people arent criminals little bro
>>224897041fart pooing and screaming
>>224897045really hope this is a troll and not just the grim underclass you are surrounded by
>>224897058Ever considered getting tested for autism?
>>2248969817 rapes
raping your arse at speeds approaching 9999999999999999999999999999999mpg
>>224897045Least antisocial antipodean
I think someone called me attractive today :) Spaincunt (EW) could never EVER
>>224897058nah nah i know i fucked up, just looking for some equally degenerate niggas to commiserate with
>>224897041sc
>>224897081because he's not a liar
aussies invented the cork hat to keep flys away from them because they STINK
finished consuming my luncheon
>>224897077standard behaviour in Brisbane, I hear
>>224897074Woahh... Heyyyyyy aha
>>224897058I lived in Glasgow for a few years when my dad worked for Scottish Power. Half the lads I went to school with are like this, convinced everyone is some sort of petty criminal.
may have done some shady things, but not dumb enough to get caught
>>224897100weeping and wailing after reading this post
>>224897100wish it was actually normal to wear those because flies are properly fucking annoying going up your nose in summer when you're already hot and bothered
>>224897100this is a factual and true post
need to stop doing mephedrone every time i take it i end up downloading grindr and inviting guys over to rail my arse while i wear long programming socks
>>224897072you know the underclass deos think like this though? see >>224897117
>>224897133not caught YETgot my eyes on you sven
Wank had, snooze didn’t occur as I was laughing at them mongs arguing about computer games. Back to it, lads x
wake upremember Britain lost the empirelaughresume gaming
Watching some toilet dom vids and nothing makes me click off faster than some retarded Eastern Euro or Latina accent. Just awful, both of them. I don't care how hot the woman is, it just ruins it. And there is such a shortage of good British toilet doms with sexy English or even Scottish accents.
>>224897099Spaincunt is the biggest samefag faggot maine coon ever on this website, most recently about having a girlfriend no way that wasn't believable it's a sister now
>>224896239kangaroos cant read
it's over
>>224897112sorry don't rape trannies haha
I'm 6 foot but got height mogged by multiple women at the gym today
>>224896981once accidentally kicked a football and hit a police car and they gave me a real dressing down
might get a job at mcdonalds for a laugh
>>224897150it's funny knowing I started that whole rant with my mirrors edge post. this place would be boring without me
>>224897174 Not being sarcastic here - this seems, ironically, quite racist.The intention was clear, the sketches were not racist, quite the opposite, so removing them is essentially saying "these people are beneath comedy, they lack the intellectual capacity to understand humour and must be protected from it."Whether it's known to them or not, this behaviour from BBC executives is no different from right-wing conservatives in the US thinking and acting like they're superior to minorities.
>>224897182>giffuck off
>>224897169that's not fair i like a maine coon
Mirrors Edgeshit game
>>224897141um
Mirrors Edgenever played it
>>224897135or you could get a job and move to the city where you don't have to deal with such thingslazy arse
I wish Spaincunt would get run over by a drink driver
>>224897200*rapes your mum*
I was going to make a mean posted intended to take one of you down a peg but I decided to let it go
NOT NSFW. This is a MALE nipple. NOT NSFW.
>>224897141tinypurplenub
>>224897186We’re all dancing to your tune, Bruce. You’re a modern day Michael Hutchence
>>224897218you'll do nothing as per
cyberpunk 2077 is by far the best video game ever made despite still being a buggy piece of shit 6 years after release
>>224897174good. i was getting really scared and feeling an anxiety from them being up :/
>>224897141right well this is a lot
>>224897190Same with Little Britain. The butt of the joke is always the racist/sexist/whatever, but apparently it's so offensive.
>>224897223strongest british male
>>224897231never hear much from michael hutchence these days. inxs were quite popular as well, wonder why they packed it in
>>224897182often find people who say stuff like this are actually 5'9
>>224897223fuck I'm gonna have to have a wank again
>>224897254you would fuck it
>>224897223the mental thing is while I do find this guy hot his nipples do nothing for me the way a woman's nipples dofunny that
>>224897223janny spazzing out with smoke coming from his head before shutting down
>>224897174>mark and jeremy trying to watch their programme on iPlayer>"right, jezz..that's not on, is it?"
>>224897240genuinely the first time i've ever seen this opinion (Not played it so dont come at me lil bro)
>>224897261>>224897261>>224897261New
euro truck rapist simulator
>>224897240Very good game it wasModded in a Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 (the best car in the world) and loved driving about in it
>>224897266in a heartbeat
>>224897258I'm genuinely 6 foot, 184cm, there were just really tall women at the gym today for some reason.
>>224897257Internationally famous pop star, rich, handsome and desired. Died in a wanking accident. Womp womp.
knob is dripping
RECYCLE>>224896109>>224896109>>224896109
>>224897309*Lick lick*
ffs
