Caturday edition
is it worth owning a car these days? aren't car drivers being raped up the arse by petrol prices
bought an absolutely massive dildo and slightly regret my decision now
flag on
>>225025683i like the big ones for wanking off and sucking on
sneezing into my autistic son’s mouth
>Why didn't you make a boatload of money during the AI goldrush grandad?How do you answer your grandchildren?
Report Belgian flag posts.
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>>225025687genuinely one of the most erotic images i have ever seen in my entire life
Report Zieldberg posts.
>>225025704I'm on drugs and hallucinating grandchildren
>>225025704clip him round the ear and tell him to stop thinking like an indian
>>225025704i'm 33 and have never been on a date or had a conversation with a woman lad I don't know whose grandchildren these are but they're most certainly not mine
>>225025714makes me think about her fanny and arsehole
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>>225025707Choon that. Love me some Elvis.
think i'll make a big batch of beany pasta sauce then stick half of it in the fridge for later in the week
>>225025726>All the Indians at school make fun of us for being poor grandad. Why did you do this to us?Your response? Let me guess, another clip around the ear *rolls eyes*
>>225025687reminds me of dana dearmond
>>225025734it does too doesn’t it
nth for the baddiedem
>>225025740Black excellence These people are superior but should be given all the food at the same time
hope he had his cock out sampling all these 'wave 'nas
>>225025746you are always cooking up some bullshit veganmong
>>225025714same i would be having cum drip from my bellend just from her vaginal fumes
slave to the riddim
>>225025760I didn't ask for others to post theirs, stop trying to steal my attention.
>>225025747i start to strangle him like bart but my black wife of 50 years walks in and bashes a skillet against my head
>>225025683wouldn’t having a massive arsehole make it easier to poo? i'd be grateful if i were you
>>225025687This just makes me hate women unfortunately
>>225025771love cooking mewalking cookingphotographyall my faves
>>225025785Dios Mio
think im very ill but im not registered at a GP
>>225025704>Conversations that will never happen
today's /brit/ meet is in full flow
>>225025800got any piccies you're particular proud of and willing to share? x
>>225025753glassesdem
>>225025785Mentally ill
Good day, how is your weekend going?
>>225025785christ i’m not even anti tattoo but it just doesn’t look right on some people does it. did anyone else notice the boobs
ok sorry
grown men playing with pokemon cards/brit/ has fallen
dont need to worry about attractive couples on my incelwalks since everyone here is 65yo+
Every tavern got the motor wheelchair user
see the breaking glassin the underpass
soap for lunch
It's horny o'clock in here xD
>>225025829>did anyone else notice the boobsNo
>>225025827Wasted 6 hours between telly, /brit/ and games so far
>>225025827stopki
I don't except life to be "normal" in two years let alone twentySomething drastic will happen. The signs are there. It's coming. The End Of It All
>>225025770have to laugh at this mong and the likes of Jermaine Jenas throwing away £400,000/year careers where they did fuck all work all because they couldn't keep it in their pants in the officefor that money they could have shagged a different high-end escort every fucking day in life
>>225025827im not posting tranny foot porn on /int/ so likely better than yours
>>225025813why do poor british people have mobility scooters. do they get them free on the nhs for their made up disorders or something
>>225025855boys will be boys
>>225025815i like this photo
>>225025854there's no way to predict the futurebest thing for you is to stay off the computer buddio
>>225025813
rorke downloading the time series data of Small boat activity in the English Channel
Who do you want to win Great British Bakeoff?It's Danni the spastic for me.
IIIGGGGGGGYYYYY
Sat here with the Codex cursor just blinking away at me on my terminal as I remain completely stumped as to how I can turn superintelligence that's too cheap to meter into a fruitful business.
Censored porn with the feet porn aspect is hot but they still have someone fucking the girl most of the time It's so difficult being not a cuck in 2026 of you don't have a gf >>225025881So that's her with the baked thing literally out of shot isn't it
>>225025854t. every human being living in every period of history ever
>>225025770is this really what he does now? reviews supermarket meals for some shitty youtube channel >>225025800blud is a woman
>>225025856wait how do u know she is a trannerdoes she have a…you know..
>>225025896Mental when someone posts nudity that isn't even worth the 3 day.
>>225025896Everything reminding me of her again POV dog though btw
>>225025888You need to get off the computer and do some writing in a book first
>>225025813>eithad airlines
>>225025827good in terms of not drinkingnot good in terms of i have no plans today and mate has bailed
>>225025870Huw Edwards an all get him added to the liststood there with his trousers round his ankles, arse blowing in the breeze when he could have just dialled up the rent boy service and asked for a black bum boy and kept it all discreet and professional
You toil your entire life to retire when you're old and unwell. I used to work with newly retired people. The majority have chronic illnesses theyre managing. They have joint pain, they're exhausted, on pills. I never asked if they regretted spending their life on toil. Most would say no, even if they did. Boomers are arrogant like that. But they wasted their youth chasing money and comfort only to retire with money and discomfort. Retirement is as good as a horse being knackered. The state deems them inefficient and accepts their departure from the work force. They haven't 'earnt' retirement, the concept doesn't exist in Britain. They become too inefficient.The freemon they have is spent chasing medical appointments and looking after their health. They go on cruises, sure. As valid and shallow as it is. But they will never get real freedom back, they spend that on toil. Money really has little value at that age hence why they fritter it away on hedonism. Youth and freedom is where the real value is.
>>225025896She sucks at that
>>225025827went for a walk and had a coffee (alone)cleaned the housenow I'm going to watch a 4 hour film from the 60s in the dark (alone)
>>225025918Think the fella in the scooter is wearing a City shirt as well
rorke aged 85 sat in his rocking chair on the wraparound deck of his former plantation house somewhere in the deep south while his loving black wife of 60 years fixes him some biscuits and gravy inside
>>225025817Korrrr Kait on chic
>>225025914What should I write? I asked Codex and it said the practice of writing a business plan by hand is a good way to clarify your thinking, but I don't know what I'm supposed to be thinking.
>>225025911
Garn for a drive down the beach with my mate. Time to move on ADHD lass. It Saturday x
>>225025948I studied this shit before manYou need to do a business model canvas with a pen and paper
>>225025832Phwoar duckie batty
i go through phases where i'm obsessed with turksi get they aren't aryan but compared to niggers they are pretty ok and they are the hapa race
>>225025921your weekend invite list is it
>>225025687fanny sex erotic
>>225025855Yeah he end ones or live in the ghetto and get all the 4 different escorts in the area to sleep with you every night (can't do it exclusively because then all the punters would get mad) except your bottom bitchAnd idk ot seems like that would become something and you would start getting money for it from them. Like how in video games the rich get richer and money multiplies
>>225025827Gonna watch the F1
>>225025935Double JUSTed, well at least he had arse on his crotch
>>225025974>VSCO filename>>225025983>What does it mean
Nice slow Saturday afternoon /brit/. Comfy.
>>225025983gf wants to watch it but will be busy until about 1pm. No idea how to watch it on a delay.
>f1>anime noncechecks out
VSCcord is in
What’s the point in coming back
went to a shopping centre today and it was like 50% indian, 25% Asian, 25% white
>>225025999goodness me
>>225026026buy any good stuff?
>>225025968exhibit a at the autism museum
>>225025999Oh deary me
>>225025999
>>225026001Pass the signal through a time delay relay module
she/him cute
>>225026008https://youtube.com/shorts/9mOl87we7NY?si=iMmBtKq8TAmlBUoL
>>225026035how so? x
thick white cocks stretching eager asian fannies twice as far as they’re used topangpang will never be the samelike a starving street dog getting a taste of wagyu
>>225026046Tilde looks so masculine for some reason
>>225026046can tell that's not our man since we know sacked troon is much fatter than this
>>225026058
>>225026046wtf sacked tranny
>>225026058potentially not on
>>225026046>those glasses make you look like a pedophileNo idea why people don't say this to anyone wearing those.Literally every video like this should feature that line being said by everyone in it.
is this ADHD lass?
I'm in my gay porn flow state
gay porn up me arse
is the answer the menopause?
i need to be shot
>>225026034new outfit and shoes for a supposed date I suspect I won't get the chance to wear given she's been ghosting me since we made plans a week ago
i assume the reason the germans let the turks in is they looked at west asia and said "okay these are the most competent advanced of the lot"
>>225026092ktim the world would instantly be a better place
>>225026093take yourself out for date king
>>225026093post the fit lad
>>225026058my knob so small it wouldnt even touch the sides
i will be killed
irish people be like>yeah its 12 euro
rorke soiling his next jeans
>>225026125Nothing costs 12 euro anymore.15 euro minimum.
>>225026093lets you and i go out on the town insteadpubpokiesperhaps a spot of gay sex if it strikes our fancy
bro name dildoscr
slinging my comically sized willy over my shoulder whenever i walk
>>225026090...no it's my husband
>>225025856Its just a girl with big feet you doofus
>>225026129>Muslims aren't violent>And we will beat you if you disagreeCan't make it up. Need them all gone.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hXYBuUQU3nk?si=Tm5LR8UDiQQ7SHpoSexy brat...
can't be arsed going into town for a virgin walk lads I just don't have the heart for it today. It's a waste of time. It achieves nothing.
got something stuck under my laptop space bar and now it doesn't feel right :/
>>225026136yer maw cossts 12 euro
>>225026129He should make a new Fawlty Towers except it's a migrant hotel LMFAO
imagine being a woman in india or somewhere similarly brown and all the men are stauch traditionalist chauvinist wifebeaters AND they all have tiny little thumb cocks too, i’d be spewing
>>225026158black man's pov
>>225026164get the bastard thing pressed
>>225026158peng
>>225026129it would be so cool if john cleese got beaten to death by a bunch of moslemsi like monty python but the man has done nothing but stand for moderate cuckservatismhis worth is all used up for now but if his death could be used as the catalyst for a greater revolution then he would go down in history
bittern spotted in sheffield
>>225026169scrongling
>>225026146Starting to think you're a girl at this point desu. Don't get this cock obsession Obsessed right now so thinking you're even her
am bit cold might close the window
>>225026171fuck off spain paedo
>>225026180rorke creeping
post summer depression is hitting hard. I hate the feeling when that wave of anxiety which washes over me
>>225026163>muh virgin walkIts just a fucking walk.
>>225026164you can take the keycaps off, search for videos showing how. All you need is a flat knife. They have clips at certain points keeping them in place and you use the knife to gently pry the clips up
>>225026180little freak
>>225026192Don't close that window. Autumn comes but once a year.
>>225026190it is, like many other posts, an absurdist joke mate it’s really not that deep
>>225026203if it’s done by a virgin, it’s a virgin walk
cuppa tea then naptime for me
post winter depression is hitting hard. I don't want to wear shorts again I miss my jacket
>>225026203mate I'm a virgin I've never had sex and I do the bouncy autism virgin walk so it's a virgin walk for me
>>225026219Show me your peepee
right then thats me listening to nick fuentes and professor jiang
>>225026228congratulations most incel post of the day front runner
>>225026236
>>225026203why are you from poland
>>225026205way ahead of you mate
>>225022150
I'm a ghost, I constantly have to remind my family members about my hobbies and interests over and over again
horny for some asian vag
how do jeets and other thirdies afford smart phones to get on the internet?
>>225026252I always read these in his voice lol
>The UK government spends £3.75 billion per day to run the countryHow is money even real bruh
>>225026252scureem
>>225026236you’re lost
>>225026236they talked some bullshit about the endtimes even though iran is holding strong and will kick back these prophecies another 2000 yearsdont even bother
>>225026262internet is actually really cheap its just that we get mugged off paying for it
>>225026222Sexuality has fuck all to do with everyday activities.>>225026231Walk normally then fren
>>225026274>we
>>225026267on what exactly
>>225026271naw mate im in my smelly bedroom >>225026273i'll watch it anyway
for dinner last night i had>a tesco meal deal>rustlers burger>reheated some mcdonalds later>a box of winetrue runt life
>>225026267sir andy burnGOD should funnel 2 million of that per day into supporting the /brit/ arts
>>225026158AI won't touch this image (to edit a paw print on her back)>>225026256Maybe stop doing that you boring polshite
>>2250262671.3 trillion pa outgoings1.2 trillion pa tax revenue
>>225026267get martin lewis on the blower and he can get it down to £500
>>225026277i mean in this country its relatively expensiveim sure you understood that and are just being difficult
>>225026285>>reheated some mcdonalds laterthat’s utterly grim lad
Hi
>>225026276How come all the sexy feet have spots on them? Do they all have STIs on their feet? Or is that just the part that hasn't been licked yet and you have to go around those?
>>225026304Hello
mum goes through toilet paper like it's going out fashion
>>225026310she a runny pooer is she dirty girl aha
>>225026303was simply not my fault i ordered too much when steaming on thursday night
>>225025997Virtual safety car>>225026001Record on your sky box? There are race archivers but they upload like a day after the race >>225026043'tex
>>225026267And you’re telling me they couldn’t just siphon off £1000 of that £3,750,000,000 everyday into my bank account
tom petty and the arsebreakers
>>225026245I am just that lucky>>225026307Haven't thought of that..
im swedish
game grumps nigger word compilation 5h38min
>>225026267imagine how long their bank statements are
>>225026341ktim hello
>>225026282Social protection & Welfare: ~£1.11 billion per dayHealth (NHS): ~£707 million per dayNational debt interest: ~£301 million per dayEducation: ~£345 million per dayDefence: ~£170 million per day
>>225026341we have a neanderthal in the thread we have a neanderthal in the thread lemme get rid of this ice dweller
aff oot
>>225025560do you want a fucking fight you stupid fucking cunt wrap a charging cable around your cock
>>225026364get the spackers paidget the bames treated
>>225026364get the biomass fundedget the biomass in nhs get into debt for the biomass get the bio mass educated get the biomass defended
>>225026341Corr sexo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtEx1b2ODhorings true to meeeee
>>225026378Howling
>>225026408WHAT A SAVETHIS IS WHY HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT BUT HAS A FIT GF
*licks your greasy vinegary arsecrack from scrotum to sacrum*
saw the paw patrol movie today as a lone adult male and in the first 5 minutes there's a white woman with a big arse voiced by Paris Hilton who bends over with the camera pointed at her arse and her husband is a black man voiced by Snoop Dogg and it was all a bit odd I thought
https://youtube.com/shorts/neFSG69slLE?si=-Ll3SM6hZtJD4kg-
>>225026432Exactly. If that was me I would have panicked, turned bright red and tripped over on the stair.
>>225026341>>225026360
>>225026385hes done you over cobba
>>225026385ok i did it now what
never once started a conversation in my life. proper boring bastard me I can only react to conversations
>>225026480blog on
thoughts on the sausage rolls place here?
>>225026339wish my job was to massage turkish girl feet
>>225026448
>>225026457can’t be postin that
>>225026487it's trite
>>225026487feel like the ratio is off, too many beans not enough bacon
>>225026487too much food really you shouldn't eat that even if it's all you eat that day
LOLeverybody's gonna start suing everybody
>>225026488She is 2 metres tall btw.
>>225026448harrowing glimpse into a very strange life
>>225026463ill plug my cock into your arse tou fucking gay cunt
romantically fucking my hand in a candlelit room
>>225026487stupidfull english should just be >hash browns >black pudding >beans >eggs>sausage bacon is ok but not required
>>225025661
fuck the french
>>225026540>>225026559>>225026566/brit/ not /aus/
>>225026572Caturday
caturday is it have smug kittyberg
>>225026583
business idea: abattoir but opened to the public like strawberry and apple farmspay $20 entry and you get to bolt gun and take home as many pigs as you can hold
ay dios mio this english breakfast is nothing like my abuela used to make o algo
hello
>>225026578come wakey and ill smash seven bells of shit out of you
>>225026537
>>225026601
>>225026601seen smugger
>>225026609see >>225026540
>>225026630fat and mat >>225026631she’s modestly smug ok
>>225026601CatbjorgSmugbjergKittenborg
might move to Tasmania
>>225025687imagine the smell
most indian women are unfuckable but it seems like 1 out of every 40 of them are shaped like literal curvaceous african goddesses with beautiful fat shapely bums and hips
>>225026667yeah? know what else you might do? nothing. that's what
https://files.catbox.moe/cvtuvj.mp4err uhhm..
>>225026667oh yeah that’s what tasmania needs - you
Deleting and moving on is imminent
>>225026687beginning to think that tiktok might be a psyop
We cooking
>>225026687go be a pathetic kid touching freak somewhere else you utter fucking failure of a person
>>225026667Nice place Tassie
>>225026724and which animal protein shall you use?
>>225026753Beans
dog on katurday
>>225025714had the same thought. almost sniffed the screen reflexively. file has been saved to computer for future perusing.
>>225026764which animal do those come from?
>>225026678>>225026688negative nancys>>225026742Looks comfy but I’ve heard the local government is a bit dodgy compared to other aussie states
>>225026630what a fucking unit
>>225026753every time the vegan lad posts his meals you all get mad at him lmaolet him cook bro
>>225026764not an animal is it
>>225026753my hot spunk
uncleberg had a dog named after tasmania called tassie
>>225026801how the hell am i suppose to know he’s “veganlad”, that could’ve been anyone
Would you introduce Miklos to your friends?Hypothetically yes, but only as a friend.Would you introduce Miklos to your friends?Hypothetically yes, but only as a friend.Would you introduce Miklos to your friends?Hypothetically yes, but only as a friend.LMAO SHE WOULDNT EVEN SET HIM UP WITH HER FRIENDS LMAOhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/sep/26/blind-date-miklos-minniedesu going by the pictures wtf were the guardian thinking blud had no chance
oh he seething
>>225026801broo nah brooo let him cook brooo like fr broo NIGGA shut UP you are speaking like an INDIAN in a YOUTUBE SHORTS COMMENT SECTION
>>225026815Be honest. It was named after Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes wasn't it? And your aunt wears Tweety Bird clobber doesn't she?
i've put the little girl in a swimsuit haha
catowitz on the maddest of ones
>>225026844not on
a lot of people saying the new silent hill gives you nostalgia for the 90s but I dont remember a single black person in my scottish town in 1996
>>225026841you mad lil bro frfr you finna take a chill pill
>>225026844animefags aren’t beating the nonce allegations
Going out to lunch today with a woman that isn't my mum or sister
Watching all the presidents men (1976)
>>225026854what are you talking about? what silent hill?
>>225026826They're the family and friends of the people that work at The Guardian.
>>225026844uohh
>>225026871big things are happening
>>225026857*roundhouse kicks your misshapen subcontinental head straight into the sun*
>>225026826Fat biomass foids are slaves
Me and Codex have been brainstorming and he's agreed to help me with my business idea.
>>225026687absolutely greng
>>225026915>>225026915>>225026915
>>225026906son
sex
sex 2
