Alysa Liu edition
The cornell 7, clavicular and jacob geller walk into a bar.
we need to go raccooner!
it's my pussy, and I need it now!
>>225223175lmao
never apologize for party rocking
The Cornell discourse is really distracting from the French-walkable-city-riots discourse.Europeans need emergency suburbs stat. You don't have to live like this
>>225223199lol
>>225223164Mid
>>225223209they need emergency tnd
>>225223209hey, L, don't take it so hardwhere I live I can go home at 3AM blind drunk...not that I do that anymore, and the place is full of every brand of the Global South you can possibly imagine, too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHIXWgK7XQ0
Skibadee, skibadangerI am the rearrangerHit them with the raw, for sureNow burn your drawNever, never endeavorThe good weatherOr whether we'll be thereOnly for your pleasure, yeahDöp-döp-döp-dö-dö-döp-döp-döpDö-döp-döp-döp-dö-dö-döp-döp-döpDöp-döp-döp-dö-dö-döp-döp-döpDö-döp-döp-döp-dö-dö-döp-döp-döp
>>225223271I was gonna comment on how you can find chicks just like that here too, but that song is fucking groovy...it's like the fkn Pentangle!
>>225223281EVERYBODYTIE YOUR SHOESYUH!
Did you know Ernest Hemingway had a tranny son?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Hemingway
>>225223305bro, that's avantgarde!
there's a global mental health crisis because people are neglecting the soul in mama's cooking
Chocolate cake, Japan
>>225223327you know, I really want to try okra, there's a Bosnian stew based on that I'm gonna try, and that'll be my approximation of soul kitchen for now
POV: IM RAPING YOU BUT YOU KINDA LIKE IT
SOS!>>225177298>>225177298>>225177298
>>225223305I still can't get over the fact Obama had a tranny nanny in the 1960s
Imagine eating this good
>>225223383Omg like Rihanna song
Did some rewatching of the Simpsons and they did a lot more incest jokes than I remember, weird.
>>225223402das it mane
>>225223410Like what did they even mean by this?
Ordered some pizza hut pizza
i'm the only sane person in the world
>>225223495very based
>>225223495I tried Pizza Hut in 1998 and it seemed like the worst thing I'd ever tried up until then. I wonder if anything has changed.
>>225223504it has mostly likely gotten worse
>>225223499mousey tributes in full swing, haha
bruh there was a cockroach on the bed, this place is a shithole, I need to find another something else quick
>>225223495>donut fried crustno thanks
>>225223504>1998Yall bitches old asf omg
/cum/'s theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmTPVzyYR8
Do you like Fazoli's food?
>>225223564I had a vivid memory of an Italian mall in the 90's where there was this walled off waterfall in the cafe with all these tropical plants. And recently I saw that glum zoomer guy off YT tour every Rainforest Cafe in America. Man, that really hit the spot!
he also did the Margaritavilles, that was great
Cast iron fags be like don't wash that it has congealed deep-fryer goo on the bottom that adds the flavorThis shit is mental illness
>>225223614>he doesn't want his baked mac and cheese to taste like bacon and roasted brussel sproutsYou're never going to make it
how it feels visiting America as a Canadian
>>225223614yeah that shit's fucking retarded. Cast iron used to be polished. I keep mine oxidized but not covered in shit. When I get around to it I'm going to mill my cast iron pan lol
Blasting Lil Jon - "Stop Fuckin Wit Me" at max volume, on repeat \m/
that woman with the botched execution was sentenced to death in 1996 and only now did they carry it out
If you could just invert the standard logic of birthrates and make it so women reward you with dozens of children for taking really good care of them and building them a big house and 0 children if you make them live in an improvised structure we'd have the mars civilization in 2040I don't know why the inverse is actually true. The log I've described is actually the intuitive logic. It just seems like a glitch in the code that probably doomed the global project
>>225223668Don't look up the crime scene photos, shit is fucked
>>225223668it sure is hard to calculate a lethal dose and do your job when you're working for a governmental organization of some type
you know, John Maus' music sounds like he does psychedelics, actually
>>225223692>John MausChud who participated in Jan 6th
A round of 124gr jhp 9mm is about 50 cents. It's got a success rate of 100% when fired into someone's skull at point blank range. I bet those injections cost thousands of dollars and they still didn't work properly.
>>225223646Lol realEven 'ronto doesn't have nearly as many blacks.
>>225223704I heard his brother died cause he did too much gear...bad luck, man
>>225223705I don't understand why firing squad isn't the defualt execution method
>>225223705>9mm>success rate of 100% when fired into someone's skull at point blank range.That's because a higher calibre would just go all the way through. A smaller calibre has less energy and would ricochet around the inside of the skull.
>>225223705It's even cheaper if you use muskets as the founding fathers intended
>>225223668Many justices will rule 100% of the time that capital punishment violates the 8th amendment. You can attain this ruling from lower courts over and over again. Every single execution is essentially personally authorized by the supreme court because the question of whether capital punishment is still complaint with the 8th amendment makes it to them every time any state executes any person
>>225223718In some places you can opt for this, they give you a choice. Idaho is actually changing their laws to make firing squad the DEFAULT method of execution starting this year.I think it's just a bit "brutal" for the public, whereas a quiet injection of serums is a calm and relaxing way to kill a violent rapist murderer.
>>225223743I'm not sure if this entirely trueExecutions take forever because of bureaucratic red tape and death sentences automatically getting appealed
>>225223733I mean we could just push them off a tall building too if we're aiming for a $0.00 execution.
>>225223668This bitch deserved to die but I also think the state shouldn't have the power to execute her, or anyone.
>>225223164I have more positive feelings about alysa than any other american.
>>225223777>should I raccoon? I think so!
>>22522375830 fucking years of appeals though? Why isn't it only one shot that's it?
>>225223776It should be up to the family of the victim to decide on the punishment and to carry out the execution, if they so choose. If they're not willing, they should then be able to delegate to the government. Government exists to serve the people and provide public services such as electrocuting a child molester to death.
>>225223785raccoon my shit up
>>225223777she is spiritually canadian
Do you ever think about what your mother would have been in her prime years on a scale of 1 to 10? Mine was a 5
>>225223811an 8, easily, idk how my uglyass dad ever bagged that
>>225223809way too much aura to be canadian
Alysa is a test tube baby.
>>225223824people say she's unattractive, but look at those expressive features - the eyes, the mouth, and the nose fits just right in between
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790823701587393.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790823701587393.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1790823701587393.webm
I think that actually communicates a certain breadth of emotion, you know, a woman who looks like that
Switch Joy Cons are fucking unusable because of drift.
>>225223848brampton metro line
I usually get a meatlovers pizza (no ham)
>>225223848Holy jesus! That Injun fella's... gawd I can't even say it!
Natalia Farva
I feel like Wendy Williams when she passed out on her show
I'm not even that drunk but I've replied twice to the wrong post and once in the wrong thread
Canadians
>>225223905
>>225223861Salaam!
>>225223913meat lovers also has bacon, 'roni, and sausage all made from pork
>>225223848Jeets trying to get out of the line of fire.
>>225223913I just don't like ham, most of the toppings are pork
are the "french" still rioting?
>>225223913saloom? aye, I like um!
Bret Hart knocked out Vince McMahon
>>225223934O, right LMAO
Ground beef isn't good on a pizza
I had to make a couple bands by my lonely
Finna smoke some weed and get hella high where we at weedheads
will i ever get my shit together?
>>225223961and it always looks like rabbit poo
>>225223968well, I'm seeing all of the stigmata of Palmer Eldritch RN, thanks for asking, and I'm lighting up
If you're reading this, you have amazing taste in literature
>>225223992or is it just black-haired, blue eyed girls, preferably younger?
>>225223992i'm illiterate
>>225223980>the stigmata of Palmer EldritchFucking BASED.
>>225223886
>>225223992Thanks. I know I do.
>>225223992I want to read house of leaves
>>225224017ayo, liberate me, gurl
Currently I'm reading The Haunting of Hill House.>>225224019Do it, it's a great book despite what /lit/ says.
>>225224019I'm gonna read Moby Dick in English, cause that's the closest thing to Blood Meridian
>>225224032that is a great novel, I read that at 17, the movies are great too
>walked into a nyc bar earlier already crossfaded>link related was playinghttps://youtu.be/rxZWdGOwLFI?is=Wf56X3kkXyeUGKgiTUFG GONG
>>225224048Jesus fucking Christ dude, this is the first time in my entire life that I've realized that Tuff Gong, Bob Marley's imprint iirc really means 'tough going'. Also, that album fucking rocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRy9U6HSlqEYou can't have this because you were a bad person
>anime
>>225224063Do you ever make an actual post or just upload twitter screenshots
AM I POOPIN'?YESSIR AMAM I POOOOPIN'?HOLY SHIDDI FINK I AM
>>225224044The 1999 movie was probably my first proper horror film. Watched it for the first time in what may have been decades recently, and, well, I'll suffice it to say it seemed better when I was a kid LOL. The ending was (almost) just as cool as I remembered, however. The bones blasting everywhere from out of the fireplace was really cool. I'm happy the movie didn't copy the book beat for beat, too; hardly at all, in fact. It starts out rather bright and sunny feeling actually and only around halfway thru when the four of them have already been in Hill House for a few days does the supernatural stuff actually start happening.
It's okay to gravedance when it's your enemy that died.
I wish women liked big asses like men do. I'd have a gf then.
>>225224063It's brutal but it's true.
>>225224063trvke
>>225224084Love this song.
>>225224094They do
>>225224091well, it is the example of Friedrich III, whom they called the arch sleepyhead, that tells us that outlasting your enemies is a valid strategy. Also, he coined the term AEIOU, which is a stroke of genius imo.
>>225224057Aye, yessir-eeeee
whoops
>>225224085that's a Liam Neeson movie, ain't it? I love that guy, the snowplow movie was great!
when will they do it?
>>2252241302001
>>225224159no bueno, Dave
Anime
>>225224162I'm here to serve
2001: A Space Odyssey the book is superior to the film.
you cant read a film
>>2252241302020
>>225224159>>225224186that already happened
>>225224183But I can tuna fish
>>225224180I used to read sci-fi all the time but I never picked that one up cause it was phat as hell
>>2252241922012
>>225224100Am I Evil is a really primal song, it's like early Sabbath but even wilder, there are few songs like that
Tom Pearl > Pearl Davis
>>225224192And now we're ghosts.
God I just came so much bros
you need to cut it out now
>>225224245well...someone post chicks!
I live in kansas
>>225224100helpless great choon too by same band
>>225224250do you know Toto? haha
>>225224197It's like a 250 page book.
>>225224250I live in Iowa
>>225224219>>225224254https://youtu.be/XbKwfvG0aA0
>>225224259wow, really? What was my problem? Cause I've read stuff like Garden of Rama and Childhood's End
Thoughts?
>>225223564Was born in this year
>>225224278Indians are weird
>>225224279that is a drawing, that is not in fact a female
Arabs are white
>>225224245These things could merk you so easy once they're full-sized.
>>225224285Those are black (African) women
although the chick that voiced Lana in Archer was actually a hot black chick iirc
Bruno is letting it all hang loose
me and zoom zoom go way back
>>225224285Indians, renowned for their love of Black women
My life is a green day song
>>225224276Childhood's End is so fucking good. Summer '25 I re-read 2001, Childhood's End, and Rendezvous with Rama for the first time (I'd read them when I was 14) and was just blown away. Esp by 2001 and CE. I also reread The Time Machine the same summer (I'd previously read it when I was 15) and that was also very, very good. 2001, Childhood's End, and The Time Machine are all Top 5 science fiction books for me. UBIK is my #1.
back in the day, they used to say that the Grateful Dead were 'on' at a particular date. And even though that band wasn't very good, I vibe with that sentiment!
>>225224346UBIK is one of the best books I've ever read, it is even more soulcrushing than 1984
>>225224312is that a gimp cage I see?
>>225224349I love the Dead.https://youtu.be/2f5kDeuGkdA
>>225224383AND WHILE FRIENDS AND RELATIVES MOURN YOUR NOW ROTTING FACE-I HAVE OTHER USES FOR YOU, DARLING!is that how it goes? lmao, you know, Alice Cooper
he says 'your silly grave'Alice Cooper's Killer is sth I rec, it is one of the best hard rock albums ever
go back to texas
Footfags get the rope, I don't make the rules
gock in my rrari
>>225224427archer's face looks weird
erm OK
>>225224468mousenonce looking ass
should've put quotation marks on victims tho
>>225224468this movie sucked, except for Adam Scott, that guy is a good actor
>>225224468>>225224487KEK
>>225224490are Zoomers in a competition for who can have the absolute worst fucking haircut of all time?
>>225224510it's just a libtard thing to look ugly and/or like white trash
also, Oddity, the wet slopping sounds heard in the initial bedlam scene really opened my mind to what might've been done with that movie...I mean, the guy has a certain flare nonetheless, that first movie was good
>go back to texas
>>225224510>ZoomersYou say this as if Millennials didn't have fucking awful taste in hair even by postwar standards. Not tooting my own gens horn because we have pretty bad taste too but that's a case of the pot calling the kettle a nigger at best.
The Irish people and their descendants should be exterminated
>>225224578YUEY, MATE, DAT'S DEVULISH!
My pee has a meaty smell to it
Horror movies are so cartoonish. Idk why anyone finds them scary, it's just jump scares or corny shit.
pack up your things. we're over.
>>225224629I prefer horror literature anyways.
>>225224647actually, we're just getting started.>throws a pile of gay divorce papers in your face
>>225224648Ever read Dan Simmons' Summer of Night? That is an exceptional Steve King ripoff!
>I prefer horror literature anyways
The chugs here want to make it illegal to ask questions about the residential schools. Look, all I'm saying is, show me the evidence and I'll believe it! Equating it to Holocaust denial is incredibly disingenuous.>>225224665No...
Dracula is pretty good, the picture of dorian Gray is pretty good
>>225223164
>>225224682I tried reading Dracula and quit 50 pages in. Turns out that's a pretty common experience.
think about all the gay sex gay people have after gay divorcemust be crazy
>>225224682I like the 1993 version immensely. One of the prettiest films with some of the most insane PfX work ever.
>>225224697I liked it a lot
>>225224697i still havent opened the book since getting it in 2020 lel
tfw no cantonese gf
tfw no vagina having womb having gf
>>225223224I’d like to acknowledge that France is the unceded traditional territory of the French people
why do zoomers look like this
“Whatever exists, Mr Beast said, whatever poor African village exists without my wells, exists without my consent.”
>>225224765Taking on the White man’s burden…
drinking milk
>>225224757I've seen that stare. Why do they do that? It's definitely unique to the younger generation.
>>225224757
well, that was a barrel of laughs, /cum/! Till we meet again!
going to cancel my Prime subscription, this is pure hogwash and they're putting 4-5 advertisements during a MOVIE
i rate this 6/10
you have to be 18 to post here
>>225224790Lack of manners. They come from broken homes and have minority parents who are rude and thuggish.
>>225224629The horror genre is literally for little girls. It’s like getting mad that MLP sucks; you’re not the target demo.
just beat Mafia The Old Countryit was ok
>>225224834My personal favorite
>>225224815Did you play mafia 2? It's a great game
>>225224847yeah, that game was great
>>225224844Based. Hope you're next.
>>225224844honestly don't know how you Americans share a country with them. like it's as if you're in a cage with rabid wolves 24/7.
>>225224834
>>225224864>like it's as if you're in a cage with rabid wolves 24/7And then the state throws the book at you if you dare defend yourself from wolf attacks
>>225224794You've never said anything important in your life.
Does anyone use something like a Debrid service for movies and TV? I am curious as to the depth of content on such services. Do they have obscure foreign art-house on there or is just like Harry Potter Yify rips?
Buonanotte, Umaru.
it's not even late and I'm getting sleepy
>>225224900debrid sites don't host anything
>>225224361PKD is goated, churning out an inimitable brand of scifi at an insane ratefor me, it's the three stigmata of palmer eldritch
antscanada better drop a video today or im calling him cooked. night you stupid bean eating shitbirds hope flies lay eggs in your assholes while you sleep
>>225224923my ass is too tight for that to happen but there is a HUGE spider that lives right outside my window
I'm busy, leave me alone
i bet anna of the archive fame is a hot little number
>>225224911Right, I mean are their obscure art house things cached within the service or is it just Harry Potter and super hero movies?
why are you people obsessed with incest that's absolutely not a normal thing, it never has been, and it never will be
gooning right now
>>225224983It's a southern thing
gonna trade my dignity for profit
>>225223164we love her
people out there really think that AI generated media is art. all those stupid retards did was type in a prompt and pushed a button.
>>225225103effort does not mean value
>>225225103>people"People"
>>225225103bold. transgressive. poignant.
>>225225103photographers are considered artists and they don’t even do the typing part
>>225225121That's obviously different
>>225225128not really. Prompters have to set up the AI and it takes skill to do that. Not much different than a photographer who has to set the image before the picture.
>>225225128yeah it’s worse
>>225225121some balding fatso behind his keyboard could generate what a professional photographer had to go out in the field to do. waiting for the right moment, making things are framed evenly in the photograph, taking a photo at the right moment. but there is a big difference between the two, one is a waste of human life and the other betters humanity and provides a valuable service.
Sharksisters we won
>>225224801It's actually not bad eh.
Some black people are just normal people.
about to goon to ai pornquestions?
>>225224801I rate this 8/10>>225224799Adblock gets rid of the ads on prime
>>225225154depends on what you mean by normal. even the ones that aren’t antisocial are usually dim witted
>>225225157
Time to check the Sharty.
Let me out
>>225225237Iower? I hardly know her
>>225225237>let me out of my 80% White state known for its gentle rolling hills and nice peopleRetard, try Arizona
white girl pussy taste different on da lowkz
>>225225256They're not nice down home friendly familial people anymore. Those people died
I've never left the country. I've never even left my timezone.
>>225225328Same
>>225225310>They're not nice down home friendly familial people anymore.Is it really already a Dinergoth nightmare now? Sad if that's the case, the state always seemed very comfy to me.I'd still take it over AZ though.
>>225225345I don't give a shit roided freak
This nigga just really let a 5'6 lil nematode call him a retard. Let that sink in!
good night i hope i don't wake up tomorrow
Might be fired. Just in time for WW3
Apparently the roads between Kamloops & Vancouver are good tonight.
>WW3
Is this true?
>Historians like Richard F. Hamilton and Holger H. Herwig created a list of eight world wars, including the two generally agreed-upon world wars, the Seven Years' War, and five others
>>225225407Cool
Would you blumpf a drumpf?
>>225225467is one the finno-korean hyperwar
>>225225481
I am NOT a well adjusted person
so much pain
>>225225535I now know why I hate my mother. Thank you Canada
Mip dup de doo mafugga
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>225225145we out here
tfw you have a disease but a new set of symptoms kicks in that isn't typical of existing disease and might mean you have two separate diseases instead of just the one
i have transgender dysphoria
My mother is fucking a retarded spic that isn't much older than me. She also fucked my cousin. Fuck life
>>225225597lol
>>225225597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIar41PM_U0
Audio on my earbuds work again
>>225225597Is she hot
>>225225574Dress up like a girl and post ass
Just drank a milkshake.
>>225225626She looked a little like Anna Gunn in her 30's but with a smaller frame
>>225225639Ale…
Very slightly early NEU!>>25225760>>25225760>>25225760
>fucked up his own newretard>>225225760>>225225760>>225225760
>>225225888Real new
