on the sesh edish
bosnian spongebob subedition
>>225465352girl fin + minox
spongebob big guy pants ok
>>225465361scuds have been launched for far lessannihilate it all
buying a reaching stick was the best worst decision i ever made
had to talk my mum out of getting plastic surgerywould genuinely want to kill myself if my beloved mumberg ended up with one of those horrific reptile facesshe is DEEPLY insecure and always talking about how ugly she is (she isn't)
its up
just finished painting this depiction of /brit/what do you think lads
>>225465392get her fucking shagged
fucking scream
Netherrorke loves bbc niggerdomAlso not watching your after dark reactyaoi makeup tutorial
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
>>225465435i look like this
>>225465446Are you the gyaldem poster
I am a cultural nationalist. I would expect any migrant to be able to quote Shakespeare, Milton, Donne, Spenser, Dickens, Austen, Orwell and Wodehouse at the drop of a hat. They’d have to listen to and appreciate Thomas Tallis, Henry Purcell, Handel, Vaughn Williams and Britten and they’d have to wear headphones on the train. Recite the lake poets. Understand references to the King James Bible and book of common prayer. Everyone else can go back
>>225465435honestly if you understand more than 25% of this post you should be euthanised, not even kiddingday of the tiger enclosure is coming soon for all of /brit/
>>225465465no
raccoon girl: ugly yellowpinkpantheress: ugly brownariana: mentally ill skeletorbradley: not funnypoo seal: dead now and it wasn't poo, also grow up/brit/ sacred cows slain
there cans down and stocks dry, work night, only half fucking seven, debating popping up the 'xpress
>>225465471This would result in only about 100 people being left in the country
>>225465431Fucking HATE this twatAnd that mong who hangs out on Last Leg
>>225465493wae aboot ian?
>>225465416me on the right wanking in the bushes
>>225465416Alri William Adolphe Bougereau?
>>225465471i don't even know none of that and i'm english !!
>>225465431S tier post n reply, that
>>225465510maybe he's like that because he's never got over being BEANED
nth for the baaldem
I deserve to live as a hick in bumfuck Arkansas
>>225465509That would be acceptable to me
Anyone used Niggsfield AI?
not particularly interested in seeing that new movie from the Coraline makers, might torrent it when it's gone from cinema
>>225465416why do they all have exactly the same body type. literally ai tier
if you don't have at least 3 grandparents who were born in this country you should be deported
>>225465527You disrespect your heritage
Why do trannies like Linux so much?
>>225465471Orwell was a hack
>>225465581His work was actually the artslop of the day.
I'm submissive and breedable
going to go to some random halloween party from events website and get mogged and cry because I'm an old autistic fart and the zoomer men will heightmog and socialmog me and they will call me short old retard fart and I will cry and wank to the idea of eating chad zoomer cum from a zoomer pussy when I get home x
>>225465590not my heritage is it my ancestors were all farmers not poets
I wish I were a private investigator in the 1950s
wish 3 of my grandparents left this shithole
>>225465591It's highly customisable, as they like to customise their bodies
>>225465616mad that
>>225465595Explain why with comparative references to contemporary writers.
Walked past the exact spot where one of those news stories in the last thread happened just 10 minutes agoSpooky
>>225465585you would be surprised at the amount of non whites that fulfill this requirementengland has been a black country for over 200 years and they are very english, it is also very obvious that being white is not enough to be english, in which case why do you even care about the color of their skin? if they behave like english they are english, but what does that even mean?
>>225465595said the neet covered in crisp cumbs and dried spunk stains
nice tune really https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-HRfvaRJAc&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=yR9ieH3s2IQ
>>225465595It’s not racist to expect your colleague to understand what you mean when you say “do it to Julia” or “Winston loved big brother” or “all animals are equal but some are more equal than others”To build a society you all need to understand a common language and references
fucking hate my entire family thinking of changing my name and moving to Brazil and ghosting everyone I know
i am from scotland ok
>>225465591big overlap with autism and differently gendered niggas
>>225465696mental how fit they are
>>225465686I've had such thoughts before but only moving across the country
>>225465686You'll do nothing
>>225465676true
>>225465696my bwc demands this
>>225465684I hate it when I quote my favourite loli scat porn and nobody gets it
Not reading a word of this rubbish, grow up the lot of you (me included)
True Detective style drama set in Bradford, England. Detective investigating missing women. Forget it Rorke, it's Pakitown
>>225465696Had your methadone today you pathetic junkie cunt?
>>225465471This can easily be gamed by high IQ immigrants anon you'd wake up one day to be surrounded by indians and chinese
>>225465623Your ancestors would have read in the evening and worked on self improvement. They’d have hopefully appreciated the great prose and poetry of this country. It’s a shame you don’t
Flatmate is one of those people who does a half arsed cough once every two minutes when he has a cold instead of getting it out properly once every half hour
spongejob squareprick
all that old british culture is just performed by bames in london now
I unironically support Israel and consider Jews to be a superior people and I will advocate and die for Israel and the Jewish people.
>>225465713even a worm will turn anon
>>225465752You'll turn nowhere
>>225465706>>225465722...yh
>>225465746I went to a performance of julius Caesar at the globe and it was just blacks walking around shouting “Caesar is a bad man!”
im fucking steaming
I need to GO IN THE ATTIC
>>225465746true that, never seen a cracker use worcestershire sauce
>>225465696>>225465785we love her ok
>>225465785genuinely looks like my new workcoach
>>225465785how do they age, that's the real question
riders on the porn
might start smoking again
Sent my Snorlax to the PokeWalkerGoing to slim this fat bastard down
>>225465767I have the money to do it. I've done soft runs before down to Mexico. I can EASILY run from this shit tier existence I call life. I have basically no valuable connections here, only deadweight holding me back. I can go build a new life for myself.
>>225465786This is true, isn't it.
Ermhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16204483/London-council-shames-fly-tippers-posting-photos-Hillingdon.html
>>225465736I’m not racist. I’d be ok with that
Can't get into south asians, not at all. They do nothing for my penis.
Should I tell the escort that I see regularly that I have feelings for her the next time I see her? It won't be for another 3 months at least.It feels weird but I don't even want to have sex with her that much. I just want to chat and cuddle.
>>225465879they'll do nothing (to your penis)
>>225465864I've done this
>>225465879I prefer them to white women at this point. Well, white british women that is.
bizarre gimmick, that one
>>225465903Yeah do it
>>225465857Unfortunately yes
>>225465903How much do you pay? how did you find an escort that you like enough to see regularly
>>225465903mouldie mate...
>>225465950
planting a bomb in Creative Assembly headquarters
She’s so lovely
concentrated brown paki pussy meat sandwiches
>>225465926nothing to be said for your taste but you do you
ate so much today
they really lucked out with og trio
umdon't do that
I've noticed when I watch scat porn with pretty girls, as much as I enjoy a brown lass pinching one off, there's just something that makes me feel so privileged for getting to see a cute white lass laying one out. It's just different. White women will always have a place in my heart (the pretty/cute ones only ofc) that other girls can just never fill, no matter how much I have disdain for certain elements of the white foid population
>>225465988I find it strange how much san francisco twitter culture bleeds into mainstream internet discourse now
>>225465975src
>>225466014nu-Harry looks alright but swarthy Hermione and beady dark eyed Ron aren't doing it for me.
>>225464631 #I just looked up this guy's knob and it looks strange and so do his balls
It kind of amazing how you easily you can get free shit if you just complain.
>>225466024yeah i'll post that
>>225466014what is rubes opinion on the new hermione cast
>>225465974precure actually any good or do you have to be a paedo to like it?
>>225466060women in a nutshell
PINGAS!
wanking and banking
women are so nice (sometimes)
>>225466028
>>225466074
where are the white british zoomers with blue eyes in the media
CAM ON ATHELETICO SCORE SOME FUKKEN GOALOS
its anime mate what do you think.
Fucking love football :)
That dude looks like how I feel
>>225466134what dude
>>225466094
mental how even tranny gfs are out of my reach
abolish the premier league make football a game of violent men get rid of families and women watching it bring back head kickings
>>225466161CWLTSTC
bring back vikings tbqh
3rd cup of tea for me. im usually a 2 tea man but im going crazyyyyy
>>225466146ok
>>225466161seen his william
is ness or lucas better in smash ultimatei wanna play lucas cos i like mother 3 but is he good? x
>>225466194<< It's time. >>
mental how timmies are timmies biggest detractors, no honor among pirates
>>225466161kissable tummy
man u sissies
just had to cut poor dogberg's walk short by 10 mins as I thought I was going to shit myselfthink mummy undercooked the lamb tbqh
>>225466200you need sectioning
>>225466146
So when is the new Death Grips album then
>>225466200off the bloody rails
>>225466215I have a small willy, barely 5 inches stiff, but it looks kind of thick and chodey in pics so I like to check myself out sometimes
>>225466236im like Ian if he went off the deep end
Is it wrong to touch your willy while looking at Hinge
>>225466232surely you had poo bags on you
>>225466293tested that before and it's grim
made a joke that toilbergette would suck a clients dick if she got margin on a contract and she knows i made said jokemight be fucked here
>>225466209I've wanked multiple times to a couple of the videos of him dildoing himself ngl
got nothing to do
>>225466218busy busy
>>225466331scream
>>225466200tea at eight o'clock what are you doing
>>225466209>>225466332please use they/she pronouns
>>225466331leftypol making up stories again?
riders on gay porn
>>225466331howling
>>225466390deux chats
I'm a cat
last time i was at the beach saw dozens of those fully covered up ninja looking muslims whats the point
>Megan Fox tried to have sex with a British porn star who has a 10 inch dickIn the end, everything comes down to dick size. If you're small, you'll NEVER be able to satisfy a woman. Even Megan Fox's famous multi-millionaire, tall, good-looking, ripped husband wasn't enough for her.IT ALL COMES DOWN TO DICK SIZE.
posted it again award
>>225466444psspspsspss
That's a fungal post
>>225466460>lifelong chelsea fan>got bummed in a gay porno>megan fox thirsting after himwe need a biopic of this guy
>>225466494>>lifelong chelsea fannot interesting >>got bummed in a gay pornonot interesting >>megan fox thirsting after himnot interesting
just bared my arse at a bengali on brighton beach
>>225466475for me it's the little yellow rabbit
don't click that
>>225466525
I pooI scream
Does his blackness make you feel like you're "no superman"?
>>225466525quite an aesthetic willard tbqh
Ok guys we are watching boring boring Arsenal ok
had to spend the maximum amount of gems to get my gacha characterthis is what football fans feel like when their team loses
She Got Quite A SHOCK
>>225466575do you live in london
farted and now my room smells of poo
>>225466576i dont play those games because i have a highly addictive personality and would likely waste my lifes savings ^.^
>>225466599he got bees on him
>>225466626hes just beeing himself
>>225466599looks like derek acora
>>225466613too easy to fall into the trap desu
>>225466610no why
>>225466575grim deano curtains
>>225466096what is this from
if i were to get addicted to a gacha it would be genshin
I remember when the Champions League was free on ITV1
sir poo scream
Finished Vomting for drinkingMy fault since I ate something last evening
>>225466657ok thanks for that
>>225466656I just thought you might live in londonare you watching with gfberg, dadberg, dogberg or friendberg?
>>225466576just got kisaki at 160, makes up for only getting kurumi last time
your mum uses t-shirts for curtains the scruffy bitch
>>225466709alone just like everything else in my life
mummy's helping me look for incelflats within my price range
need to sniff cute tranny farts
might bloody well kill myself
NiggerjohnporkSCREAMIng in a fat scooterwogs ear for asking me for money after I gave her homeless ass a burger AND a marbredFucking DIE
sex with sadie sink
>>225466732you got a job or are you gonna get housing bennies
need mummy to give me £50k asap
>>225466663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmG84OEpSM
>>225466762
>>225466769i have a job for now until claude makes me redundant
>>225466764Just learned that technically all the deep fakes of her are illegal but in the spirit of the law they aren't because everybody knows she didn't actually suck off a black man and it was actually Jia Lissa
I'm poo scream
>>225466783i thought you were sound but you appear to be severely mental as of the last 5 minutes
>>225466762you gave a wog a burger and a marbred (don't know what that is)fuck is wrong with you
>>225466832
those woke bastards dont want you to keep your potatoes in the fridge
>>225466720Get inEnded up sparking Shun for flexibility, got faith Kisaki will spook me during fes
I love them when the skin completely envelopes the shaft it terrified me when I saw Riley Reid pull back the skin of a phimostic penis https://i.4cdn.org/hm/1791919379395026.jpg
>>225466863mate you desperately need to cure yourself of incelitis asap
>>225466840Marl..borough... Red.... Dag.... In... Your... Mouth...
>>225466857Pro pally lot
>>225466811UWOTM8
>>225466859yes i'm glad they're not limited
>>225466460having a big dick is very easy, just do a lot of cardio and do some iron man exercise, and then buy a water pumper and grow 2 or 3 inches, the big problem is men
>>225466888BRIT is a SADIE general now, fuck off stinkslagress
>>225466894protato
>>225466880>incelitisNot sure what that has to do with my post
Rorke pulling his trousers down in front of the deputy Green Party leader
let that sadie sink in
>>225466920you're an incel
>>225466897Deepfake porn is illegal in the US and UK I just learned
>>225466912404 arse not found
This is the face of the man who got mauled by a literal PAJEET tiger. A metaphor for what's happening to our dear England. When you have two and a half million (TWO AND A HALF MILLION) immigrants, including the tourists, barging in illegally, bringing their diseases, their wild animals, their savage cannibalistic customs who go against everything the Enlightenment stood for...how can you expect christianity and the white race to keep ruling the earth? We fought against Hitler, for what? "Ohhh, we don't speak german!" yeah unstead we will have subtitles options for zulu soon! Great, huh? Is that why Churchill fought and died?
mad how much of a waste my life ismad how lonely i ammad how i spend half the day thinking about how lonely i am and how much i've failed with women and friends etc in the pastmad how i'm almost 35 and this is my lifemad how i'm even alive like thismad how i've never had a relationship or sexmad how the only thing that i reliably enjoy is alcoholmad how i know so much about unimportant things and almost nothing about important thingsmad how much envy i have of the boyfriends of girls i dont even like that much but because they dont hate me i wish i had them, even though i dont want them.
eating poo wiht my bum
deepfaking myself into pornography so I can see myself shag myself (woman)
>>225466950vpn off hivan
gaining a clue is as simple as getting a haircut and going to the gymbecause once you start looking good and have confidence in your appearance then everything else falls into place because people respect you more
>>225466954i'm sending ten black bulls to your location to rape you pronto
>>225466954>mad how the only thing that i reliably enjoy is alcoholktim literally sit here all night waiting until its time to drink. play video games and watch tv and dont feel anything
>>225466928How? >>225466950Right but you're a Greek incel living off the dole
>>225466954bet you occasionally buy an m&s ready meal and pretend you're living your best life, lol
>>225466950>two and a half million (TWO AND A HALF MILLION) immigrantsJust way more than that though isn’t it
>Hopwood-Phillips, 39, founded a Singapore-based political consultancy that specialises in analysing China’s geopolitics.>In June he admitted two counts of taking an indecent photograph and two counts of distributing indecent photographs of a child at High Wycombe Magistrates’ Court.>He was handed a 15-month suspended sentence, a sexual harm prevention order and made subject to lifetime sex offender notification requirements.Why is rorke always a nonce?
>>225466947what is it with schizophrenia and former actors from High Wycombe?
>>225466947this ngga literally looks like me and dresses like mei wear those dark berghaus coats and grey joggers
>>225466950so glad the tiger didnt get put down
>>225466912sex
ello chaps
YepThat's the face of a child actor alright
>aha haaa, chip on the shoulder mate, nudge nudge, get it, like a chip, like a real potato chip AHARRRR HARRR
>>225467001its how rorkes reproduce
>>225466987nope lol
>>225467046how are you still seething over that mate it was two weeks ago hahahaha
Will Watford get relegated?
>>225467057stinker?
>>225467022If he can't roar in english, he should be put down.
Wish my mum was a sexy futa
>>225467057Porridge?
>>225465352Looks familiar.
I like to move it move it
might become a karma chameleon
ohhh bradddaaarrrrrrrrrrr !!!
thread dead because football is on
POO NIGG3RSAY IT WITH ME#POO NIGG3R
>>225467132
might kill my cat
>>225467186evil demon
>>225467153Boomer retard you
>>225467186Alri Curiosity
https://emerald-3ds.com/this looks cool might try this out I might
>>225467206splutterign
>>225467215no you won't be quiet
was really proud of a chess game i won and i looked at the engine analysis and it turns out im retarded
Pink Pantheress hasn't got as big of an arse as she used toIt's not right
>>225467252yeah you probably right
been doing rancid farts all eveningroom stinks
>>225466908>then buy a water pumper and grow 2 or 3 inchesthis doesn't seem real
im gona blow my shit clean off
>>225467263Do you know her IRL?
>>225466954oh grow up you miserable sodshould be locked up in a mental home you
Is there a giant microwave emitter in High Wycombe turning people into schizos?
>>225465352wonder what her side profile is likeher hairline is as bad as mine
>>225467301A few of us in the britcord went to ual with her, didnt know her directly but have mutuals
flippin' 'eck
>>225467287It isn'tYour penis isn't a muscle it cannot grow
>>225466161why are you acting like a 0.01% of the population segment is somehow easier than 50% of the population you see how dumb that sounds
>>225467330
someones had his iphone now
>>225467337Shit chatter chat shittter
>>225467345what about with testosterone or something like that
>>225467362Stop it. I'm going to burst!
>>225467365Mental how capitalism cures schizophrenia
>>225467365have the care BAMEs nicked it or is his cognitive decline getting worse
uh oh daddy's drunk xx
doing stuff
>>225461053>>225461053>>225461053
>>225467397hes always accused people of random shit hes probably sitting on the fucking thing
im stuff
There ain't no party like an S club party
kill all women
>>225467513s
um
NEW>>225467512>>225467512>>225467512
>>225467397he's probably ordered it to his old rented flat