Nigella edition
the early lunch
>>225501345best edition we've had all year
Magpies outside yelling at me but I can't feed them because it'll make my crow familiars upset and I depend on them, especially at this time of year
>>225501257Lower back? Would help but you probably need to just move more. I recommend lumbar rotations, also called lower trunk rotations. Also there's this one exercise I don't remember the name of but you basically lie flat on your back and while keeping your legs straight, using your pelvis sort of extend one leg while retracting the other in. Almost like your pelvis is a seesaw
off to bed
>>225501374der untermensch
>>225501374they put this "nigga" head through zbrush
All travel plans to US confirmed for week after next. Can't wait to spend my days working in the server room without talking to anyone, and my evenings drinking wine and wanking in my hotel room. What a treat.
>>225501318i suspect she's an absolute freak but that's not exactly very interesting if anything being vanilla at this point is the becoming the actual abnromality
>>225501398keep it on blogspot mate we dont care
you probably are a nob if you use a camera these days tbf your phone is fine
>>225501399bit of an odd hobby to stick disingenuous captions over people's images, funny though
>>225501398sounds comfy lad, some of my best wanks were in hotel rooms
>>225501399scream
>>225501412grow up
>>225501379I heard that if your crow mates spot an unfamiliar band of birds eating from their food source they'll go out and do some bird lynching to scare them off because they think the other birds are doing you a disservice Funny little guys those corvids
>>225501402reading this sentence made my brain hurt
>>225501398rly hope this aint true (that you're going to trump land LOL)
>>225501451baldies be like
whenever people ask me what my hobbies are i tell them i like to stare into space (which is true)
hey mr gardener, I'm a little broke today, maybe theres other ways I can pay you for your services..
>>225501451this just looks ridiculous, wearing a beanie in the summer with a suit...c'mon lad
>>225501480employed woman looks like this? corrr spaff
>>225501477wont see much without a telescope
Yo was Hitler Christian or pagan?
>>225501437keep reading you'll get better at it lil froggie x
hmm yes I do believe I shall be making a coffee
>>225501438mega glow-down
>>225501496Yo low key Hitler was Christian ngl
>>225501431I've had to set strict rules about when and where I feed the crows because they were following me around the streets and standing in the roads yelling at me and stuff. Now they only get fed on some railings at the local park. Doesn't stop them swooping around but they seem to respect the limits. Main one is called Crobert but he's brought his kids along so I'll have to name them too at some point.
>>225501492technically you see less of space if you're looking through a telescope
>>225501514Fr?
lips going flappedy flap
>>225501539fr fr ong
mental how I can look up and see the moon which is well loads away but I can't see the tesco from my back garden even though it's only about 10 minutes by footbames smogging up the vision i suspect
*/fr/ is chatting shit about us as per usual* *I put them in their place*
don't walk you're giving me the runaround
>>225501566jesus christ
>>225501566screamcunt turned ito a slinky
stepmum wants to play nude twister again
>>225501251>>225501251>>225501251>>225501251
black couple talking about becoming an open relationship as one of them wants to have sex with a white man:poly want a cracker
>>225501566>all whiteno idea who i should be cheering for in this
>>225501570Freak. Dadberg is based.
>>225501606heh
the council are cutting the grass again they arent allowed to cut the grass
let me clipyour dirty wings
>>225501606crickey
how would you describe your clothing style irl?I would describe my style as a gothic/vampiric variation on an academic lecturer, combined with the archetype of an American detective and a villain from a James Bond film
>>225501638trousers and a tshirtjacket if it's cold
>>225501379How do you get crows? I can't get them to cum, it's really annoying because sometimes I hear that they're somewhere along my street.Unless it's some guy making these noises
>>225501638dark macademia with a chocolate brazil nut infusion
simply do not understand prog rockfucking boring i zone out every time
>>225501646the scobie collection
>>225501660stick to your k-pop little girl
>>225501638Chav, unfortunately
fly on the wings of love fly baby fly
>>225501527Watch it you
>>225501570Kek this cannot be real, it's just too good. Someone please check their post history
>>225501677low wotanic vibration level post
>>225501570kek actually the only acceptable response to this
forgot it was friday today
>>225501697whose post history mate there's no user listed in the image quoted
you know what, i could easily post "gaping my white arse" and get a load of yous but that's not what im about. i want a good solid post that earns the yous it gets.
gaping my white arse
>>225501724Hell yeah dude
>>225501712Oh that's a shame. Well search the post title, go on then
suppose we're all supposed to reply to that post for the sake of the joke are we?shan't participate
Use your initiative
>>225501745dont make me look like a prat please
I never (You). Only ever reply or laugh at my own posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4hlGHvr-p0get them down yelush and I mean lush
>>225501724Are you the guy that made the nigger ass Vocaroo?
we like, totally dropped da bomb on that iranian girls school dude, fucking pussies got a swirly
must have been so grim back in the 50s and 60s when literally everyone smokedevery person, every room, every car you got into must have reeked of stale tobacco
I've wasted my entire lifetwerking my nigger arsetwerking my nigger arsetwerking my nigger arse
>>225501756...yh
Had a blood test yesterday and I'm usually terrible with needles. Some readon I was fine. Was able to watch the needle and blood extraction no problem. The blood was very dark red, she said it's due to the blood coming from a vein which carries used blood so it's low in oxygen.
>>225501650I use this stuff for dog training because dogberg is a very special boy and deserves the best. It's like recompacted meat slurry and I cut up into little strips for easy treating. One time was at the park and chucked a couple at a crow who flew away but then came back to investigate, then just kept that up and after like two weeks he'd brought all his mates around and they were following me around. Think they really love meat but don't have the opportunity to eat much of it. Was surprised at how little effort it took.
>>225501759bet he was absolutely swimming in fanny back then
>>225501776they say "sharp scratch now" but it's not really a sharp scratch is it now? they just say that because people will tolerate the idea of a sharp scratch as opposed to a metal needle being stuck into their veinit's deception is what it is
we all live in fear of the grow up poster
>>225501808i live in fear of the "ok" poster
the multiple choice exam was invented by the american military during ww1 so they could process recruits more quickly
>>225501808Grown ups are boring
>>225501806I think the nurse was from Hong Kong or Taiwan. She was brilliant. Used to small needle because I'm a chicken. I'm used to it now though. It's only really the idea of it. The pain is nonexistent.
>>225501808>>225501837okgrow up
>>225501755why is he using ai >>225501770scream this is me
ok up
>>225501848a mealy-mouthed reply
>>225501837its ok
https://vocaroo.com/19nRRqeVSXGL
russian bots spreading misinformation about my lack of sexual experience please ignore them
whitest man in the thread aware
Its murder on the daaance floor but you bettah no kill the grooove Deejay
would love to see seaside mark in a tiger enclosure
>>225501566How the fuck did he bend back that much? Smacked his face on the road.
any lad from the /brit/-council in?
>>225501886who the fuck are you mate why are you posting on here you sad little boy go to your sweden threads
>>225501877>irish>whitengmi
>>225501845For me I used to have anxiety over needles as a kid but then as an adult I just stopped caring. Like if she misses the vein, so what? If it's painful, so what? If the needle snaps off in my vein and gets carried away up the tubes to my brain, so what? Least I won't need to go to work the next day.almost wish bad things would happen to me these days, due to my depression you see
>>225501877>50% ireland
set phasers to bum
>>225501881she's still fit in the big 26
>>225501897are you new mate
rorke has been real quiet since this dropped
>>225501935ive been posting on here daily since march 2013
My dads getting soft in his older years, used to listen to Slayer in the car, now he sings along to Taylor Swift songs
>>225501901>>225501910The original white people, yes
>>225501877last white men in /brit/
>>225501946/brit/ was born in April of 2014
>>225501946right so the hundreds of my horse pics has just slipped you by throughout the years then?
>>225501926Is she, good for her, i miss songs like hers, there a british singer called Jesse Rosse or something like that who makes great contemporary dance albums with a feel good vibe, we need more music like this
>>225501979>updated October 2025They updated again this month, you should log in and look again
>>225501967least delusional oirish
>>225501906I still don't like them but not as bad as I used to be. Really pissed off a dentist by slapping his hand away when he came at me with a needle as a kid, and also passed out after tb jab and got two days off school for it. So there's certainly benefits.
>>225501939Funny how all Rorke’s heroes turn out to be nonces isn’t it? This week it’s Russell Brand
>>225501994you aren't as important as you think you are. You aren't anywhere near the greats of Cravendale, Fatcam, Delumo, Ed Balls, Haxball, Ribena etc. Know your place
>>225501961you ever watch that Drumeo youtube channel? Sometimes they'll have rock drummers on and make them play stuff they wouldn't normally like cover a Taylor Swift song or some such. Yer da would like that (so would you though, it's a fun channel):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHl_gsd0OR0
>>225501906the obvious risk is she does is the nurse pushes it in on autopilot and gives you an embolism, or the needle is tainted with HPV
>>225502020Look up the history of ireland. Literally been here for 30,000 years. No brown blood whatsoever. If you're norman you're a foreigner, 1066 boriswave
got a lot of med in mepractically congolese
>>225502028>two (2) days off for fainting during a school jabmilked that one didn't ye
>>225501994thought you were a vpn that showed up a few months ago but something about horses in coats does vaguely ring a bell
dark web search: incel blackpill ideology
cuties
r/JeffreyDonaldson in total damage control mode
>>225502013Fuck just logged in and I'm african now
yes it would make sense that most of you mongs are micks and scots
Got bowed legs to be honest lads
>>225502077fucking um
>giving your DNA to those companiesTop goy well done you!
>>225502041I love Drumeo, i have seen this, i like when they make non metal drummers play metal songs, some guys are just so talented. I do send him stuff, he loved the Chad Smith BMTH cover
im english from england
>>225502092What are they going to do with it?
>>225502055Yes sir I most certainly did, smuggest bastard in the world sat at home playing PS2 in my jammies
Gardeners have just left. That's the last cut of the year. Now having a wuppa while waiting for my new PS5 pad to be delivered x
They tried to give me the old “you are 10% Ashkenazi Jewish and 5% Moroccan” shit when I did 23andme despite me being a pale Englishman who can trace all his pale ancestors back several generations. It’s quite funny how obvious they are about it.
>>225501926shes pumped out like 5 kids or something, imagine being her husbandduring the prime years probably all he could think about was BREED BREED SEX GET PREGNANT SEX BREED
already thinking about christmas presents for the toilfu x
>>225502032don’t know who any of those are x>>225502060yeah, been posting since 2020 methinks some other swedes pop in here and there, but they never stick
>>225502111alri millennialwoes
>>225502104Whatever they fucking want
>>225502103you have just made some very powerful enemies
>>225502161Such as?
>>225502111Like most Britroaches, you're nothing more than a leftist self-hating white who serves Islam and worships jeets and Pakis
>>225502114Based, thats the ideal scenario, have a career and then have a family
>>225502111Got my mum one of them and she's fairly swarthy and had some silly idea of having mediterranean heritage but turns out she was basically all Brit and a bit of Norwegian. Really upset her but was a great relief for me.
>>225502093quite like it for discovering new music as well. Couple bands I now listen to regularly I've been introduced to via some random drumeo video.
>>225502111>paleashkenazis are pale
did a dna test and it come back saying I was only like 14% English so i just deleted my account fuck that I’m English bro idc what they say
>>225502133Don't get someone you work with a present please for the love of god you absolute freak
oh it's that eternally seething Jap again
>>225502184say wallahi bro
>>225502168>English teacher in asian>whining about fucking everythingHappens everywhere m8
>>225502171>swarthywelsh
>>225502191she left the job months ago I just continue to call her the toilfu for continuity purposes x
We posting are DNA results then?
>>225502173Yeah good channel, i did discover i good band recently but i cant remember the name something Red, the drummer did a great cover, i think it was a UK band.
>people actually think 23&me is the end all instead of a shitty generalization of genetics that isn't even accurate in 100 years an indian will do a genetic test and get 100% english because they lived there for a while. that's how these genetic tests work
>>225502215Probably, her dad was from proper poverty but worked his way up in BP and spoiled her so she likes to think of herself as a posho
>>225502229post the rest then what are you embarrassed about
Dont want to learn how much Turkish dna i have, no thanks.
>>225502224Don't think that makes it any better mate
I would eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>>225502263good lad
cycling mikey caught that kingsman bloke on his phone while drivinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym6lKf0yLW0
>>225501345Why does Nigella look better now than back then?
>>225502253whoops x
>>225502292Dago cunt
>>225502229DNA tests are such fucking bullshit it’s hilarious you freaks believe them. Oh yeah this company can find out from your spit that 2.5% of you come from rhondda cynon taff in Wales and 1.4% of you come from Belfast in Ireland? Who the fuck believes this shit
>>225501495ambitious fella
Sir Jeffrey Donaldson
>>225502292brown bastard
>>225502281Yeah plus they definitely sell the data
>>225502249an interesting use of these databases is how they use them to identify murderers whose DNA has never been formally taken. It doesn't matter if the criminal has never been arrested before if they themselves have never used 23&Me but if some random cousin n-th removed has then the police can tell their suspect is a relative of that cousin then use family trees to identify their manIt's how they got the Golden State Killer AKA The East Area Rapist AKA The Original Nightstalker.
some sheep shagger used to post his and it was like 97% north wales.always wondered what he looked like
>>225502291maybe she's off the bags now
Getting dogberg a DNA test so I can be more accurate with the racial slurs I use against him
>>225502050bruh u're not even white what are u on aboutirish aren't whitecant believe you're only just finding out about this lmao
>>225502292Diego, Revealed!
>>225502339welsh probably
>>225502339
>>225502352>irish aren't whitehs?
All i know is im bulgarian, greek and russian
>>225502381what a shagger
>>225502286want cycling mikey under a lorry
>>225502352t. 1066 normanwave
getting my freak on quite frankly
>>225502388And roma, don’t forget that
>>225502286scr, hes such a freak but I like him
>>225502395no that was your dad when he entered the country
>>225502398That's just so typically you
>>225502401No, nobody breeds with them
>>225502267what suddenly I can't buy the proto gf a gift?
>>225502408bizarre reply
I NEED CONTEXTIM AN AUTISTIC FREAK AND IMY BRAIN HAS A MELTDOWN WHEN SOMETHING I DONT UNDERSTAND IS POSTED AND NOT EXPLAINEDPLEASE HELP ME I HAVE A MENTAL DISEASE!!
>>225502286haha what a legend
>>225502286there’s a good one where some cockney geeza tells him to fuck off back to South Africa and oppress black people and starts lying saying he’s not south african
>>225502440Feels like you're fixated on something but I can't tell what
>>225502456the elusive woke geeza
>>225502456he's dutch
>>225502456
right well that's a girl's fanny and bumhole isn't it
>>225502401:/
sup zogbotie
might do steroids to lose weight
>>225502382>>225502396mate the irish are literally known as the "n words" of europe
Imagine what Emma Watson’s pooey farts smell like.
Mad how Greeks dont like to work, called a food place to check when they close and they said 6 pm....
for every 1 british national hired for a job in this country, 27 foreign nationals are given a job.
reckon it would be quite fun being homeless. having daily missions like acquire food and water, and special missions like find a new pair of gloves, escape the druggies etc.
>>225502495lords of europe more likeif you don't have gaelic blood you are cursed
>>225502495American import worldview from the 19th century. Yankified zoomer runt
>ner mate am not serth efrican
which n word
>>225502493Is trt steroids?
>>225502522exactlyyou could roam the country, maybe scrape and save for a ticket to france and then just roam europe
if there's something weird and it don't look good
Sorry woke but I'm just not a very big fan of the biomass!
>>225502522no phone or address : no where for debt companies to contact you
when I run a hand throught my hair I pick up 3 loose strands consistently, when I take a bath I notice 50 strands leftover in the tub I hope I'm not balding I've got nothing in life but my full head of hair
34 years oldits over for me
>>225502529holy copeyou're not white mate>>225502525i have white blood
>>225502522Read down and out in Paris and London. Orwell larps as a hobo and has a bit of a tramp up and down the country
>>225502553If you're not balding what do you think all that hair is about
>>225502570blood is red
>>225502562Plenty of time to turn things around lad
>>225502562youre just a late bloomer like me :)
>>225502562scream this is meapproaching 35 and still incel lmao mad reckon there are few failures as bad as me
>>225502553son
Me welcoming all the citizens of brit onto my private yacht
>>225502535...yh
>>225501771That made me laugh a lot and I've liked you since then. This is nasty though, I really don't think much of you now. I hope I never speak to you again you fag
got to do some shit today that i've been kicking down the road for 6 months
and it says here on your intake form that you're an unlikeable freak with no friends and everyone hates you and you've never touched a boob is that right?that's right yesvery well then
>>225502616s
>>225502613finally going to have that shower mum keeps asking you to have?
>>225502576I have long hair so I'm hoping I'm just noticing it more
And Bulgaria is a weirdo for liking that. Surprising
>>225502624Mate. It's over.
get y'all freaky deaky spongebob lookin asses out of the game :rofl::rofl:
>>225502613Fucking hate it when my chickens come home to roost.
sucking down my just desserts
>>225502572might do that instead
>>225502584bro you're not whtie and that's ok
>>225502540wouldnt you get deported if they see youre not a citizen
>>225502631chat gpt says it's natural and I have nothing to worry about because my hair is long
genuinely just sucking a cock
>>225502607Maybe when i become 50, but doesnt your hair start falling
>>225501777Interesting. I want them to come round my gaff though so they'll be like my little pets. Not do this in a park. I know someone who did this with foxes and now he'll have them for life, I'd have done that but foxes are nocturnal so I'd never see them.
the average person recoils from me
>>225502626Liking what?
>>225502701smelly breath or just smelly in general?
whistfully remembering my last wankfeels like it was just yesterday
if I go bald/thinning I'm killing myself. My story can't be I get no pussy, then go bald, then continue to get no pussy
>>225502710i give off bad vibes
>>225502737if having hair got you to this point, what good was the hair
>>225501730>>225502703This. Absolutely kill yourself
Hello sirs
>>225502785omdzzzz
The more I see the more I want to stop coming here
>>225502785sc
>>225502737who cares thenwouldve been sadder if you stopped shagging because you went bald
>>225501566wiggerculture raped them
>>225502790Thanks
need to ingest a gigantic amount of caffeine
>why does everyone hate south africans
those lads have a point tbf it's a nightmare trying to get hench when your diet is frosties for breakfast, bernard matthews turkey ham sandwiches, froobs and a capri-sun for packed lunch and then a microwave lasagne ready meal with potato smileys for dinnerlegitimately it doesn't matter what work you're putting in if that's what your diet is
>>225501566wtf some horrible people around is he dead
>>225502867ktim 0.01s after waking up
You ain't nothing little boy, /fr/ is 10 times smarter than this place.
>>225502863Thumbs up
>Man killed by tiger died from 'multiple injuries'wow
>>225502872this childhood diet is why I'm 5'8
>>225502889It was sarcastic btw, who cares
set up claude as an agent for mumberg on her computernow she doesn't need tech support and when I offered to do something I thought she'd find helpful she said Claude already told her how to do itI've been replaced
niggering about in the shadows, which is my wont
>>225502611sry
how are we all celebrating 100 years of winnie-the-pooh then?
>>225502910Mumcucked
Ummypops
>>225502936treating myself to a Xi Jinping thoughthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xi_Jinping_Thought
umola
IT support back on my work laptop trying and failing to fix the same issue they wasted an hour on two days ago. cannae toil til they're done can i so i will just have to shitpost and eat peanuts
>>225502905I just beat up an old lady so I could take her hand bag.>Oh yeaaa right on brother There are infinite things in this world to "sarcastically" celebrate other than nastyness. It's your life, you enjoy what you like
Pizza and kebab ordered from the 'aki shop xOh aye x
>>225502970Wtf are you even talking about
What is bruv on about now
>>225502995it's midday on a Thursday you fat BASTARD uk kebabs are the worst as well
>>225502999I thought you were saying you were being sarcastic about the original comment. Not the>Thanks
which mental patient is this talking to the bulgarian? can anyone identify
>>225502995It womfy x
We were supposedly be capable to see 2048 Megabytes – assured in Unix time, and nothing more different than that – inside of a single file.
>>225502960back in my in-office call centre days I used to love it when the systems went down. Genuinely felt an extreme pleasure listening to some angry cunt phone and burst into a tirade only to calmly tell him 3 mins later that "ahh sorry mate our systems are down you'll need to call back".
>>225503022He said im raping my own arse or something, what granny...chill out
>>225503024the one who argues about anything to fill his day
>>225503036Go away Huehue
doing a ching chong ping thought
>>225503044You're that dumb you don't understand examples.Get lost mate, you guys are weirdos
moo deng thought
>>225499723>>225499723
I think I've just witnessed a post that was both insensitive to other country's cultures and displayed racism outside the >>>/b/ board.
>>225503048I don't argue with people here, you're thinking of someone else, I usually just talk about fun stuff. I just had enough of this todayMm
>>225503092not true though is it
>>225503110>>225503110>>225503110
>>225502464Literal AI agent
