Statue edish
hi
highest number of different girls you've kissed in a single night out?i'm still hardstuck at 3had another 3er at the weekend
for the first time in a long time my back feeIs normalin this moment I am euphoric
might have a bit of a fuggler myself before bed
>>225618597I've kissed 2 girls in my lifeMy ex gf and my current wife
>>225618567Nah they're shit driversBest drivers are White (also see any motorsport)Public transport is full of nons-
>>225618597i've never been on a night out
>>2256185972
might start enjoying work to own the redditorsgot me jobgot me mortgagegot me 27 inch monitorgot me rice cookerliving like a god i amand the suffering of others only makes it better
Public transport is fundamentally brown.
>>225618597around 50 maybe 60
thinking about dating a transdont think anyone else is on my same level of freak
ive needed a piss for hours but i just cannot be arsed to get up. might just piss myself
this lad's new monitor has really done him a world of goodlove to see a /brit/ lad bloom
>>225618597probably something like 300
>>225618623Shit drivers but still pro car fella >jyes bro I do remap bro stage 2 bro vinyl wrap too innit come tower hamlets bro i show uFace it - you're one in the same!
>>225618641most nothing post of all time
>>225618657do you want us to set you up with Tilde
>>225618699
Hate money hungry materialist freaksHate commies
>>225618637Lad you and I tread the same pathLuv me rice cooker, luv me big monitor, love me 2 year fixed mortgage, luv me toil
Thinking about David Irving and crying
i've got a 32 inch monitor, and i think my life is... you know.. alright and that
lil zoomer bros crashing out in italy too
>>225593169yes mate. got a problem with that?
it lushthe capetians sends their regards
imperial college calling me up asking for money
Public transport is inhuman.Full of sniffing and coughing subhumans incapable of driving.
what dog breeds are nice and which arent im new to dogs
Graduating from LSE soon
>>225618740is it 4k
>>225618767golden retriever
wish the worst for france. entitled cunts think the world owes them a living. wait until they see these were the good times. some day theyll have to go to work
>>225618767retrievers Labradors spaniels dalmatian bulldog tend to be nice, most medium size dogslittle dogs tend to be bitey and iratebig dogs tend to be a bit more on edge and scary
>>225618778ultrawide
would be nice if public transport were comfy and driving were more for fun and adventure and freedom rather than economic necessity to get you from your sleeping cage to your toiling cage and back again none of that is brown peoples fault
>>225618801dalmatians have a reputation for being aggressive sometimes
>>225618767get a whippet or a greyhound
>>225618791grow up
where are the party rockers?
>>225618814of course not. its womens fault
>>225618813just like your mums arse
Abolish 20 mph zones.Abolish bus lanes.Raise all speed limits.Raise the motorway limit to 80 mph.Ban all new railway lines.Ban browns and Asians from driving.Fill the potholes with Nigerians.
https://youtu.be/HXDjvwoJR0A?si=1MMG8nzKyGeqmcR4Anyone watch regular guy? He was just like us until very recently, then he said screw this I want to actually have a life. Does he make you feel good, seeing how unremarkable he is, but easily made it. Just shows it's a choice. That should give you comfort
>>225618786>>225618801yh i like labradors a lot theyre nice and my neighbour has two and he lets me pet themnever been around dogs because my mum had severe ocd and would freak out around any animals because she thought they would give her germs and she hated getting hairs on her
>>225618762Are Lord died for them all the same Try some love
>>2256188131440p? aspect ratio?
>>225618838out of order that
>>225618721got a sofa arriving soon and allwizard king melord of the manorthe gaff magistratemight turn the heating on again just to wind up the reddit crowd don't need to turn it on, just love a bit of senseless waste
>>225618834in bed
>>225618845>Anyone watch regular guy?don't know who that is>He was just like us until very recentlywho is "us"
my arse is black owned
>>225618832whats good about whipppets and greyhounds
>>225618820bastarding dalmophobe
>>225618895grow up little boy
We've closed the door for all humane interactionIndividual car, work generally either service economy master/slave situation or lonesome toilmines, smart phone... computer...
Today is the last time the sun will set in Oxford after 6pm. The next time the sun sets after 6pm will be in March 2027.And so the early evenings begin.
>>225618755it not right
>>225618904very nice, placid and affectionate dogs
>>225618904easy to look after
often don't brush my teeth in the evening
spooky demmie
>>225618919>>225618923ok i thought they were energetic
How do people own dogs if they basically all get separation anxiety?
>>225618927get a clue
>>225618914was there recently in that cosy pub nearby
met a whippet onceit was fast
>>225618845yeah well im about to watch john adams while wrapped up in my british wool herringbone throwmaybe even eat a few almondsmy autism is gonna make me speak with a bit of an 18th century colonial twang at work tomorrow but it'll be worth iti love the shenanigans this fleshly automaton gets up to
>>225618943they can be. they can also be lazy as fuck and get fat if you let them
>>225618948cluedo's shit lad
does your dad have a 27" monitor
An82 year old Grandma fromLeeds has declared WAR oncorporate greed bysetting up astall outside her local Morrisons selling her collection ofsecond hand carrier bags, after being enraged atthesupermarket charging anextortionate 60p perbag! "I've been hoarding these bloody things for 30 years!" she explained. "I've got hundreds under the kitchen sink, cupboards full of them and thousands piled up in the garden shed!"The pensioner pocketed a whopping £13.40 on her first day and insists she'll be back tomorrow, claiming she's got enough bags at home to keep her in business until 2029.
>>225618914It not fucking right x
>>225618906hello dogberg
>>225618991should just do paper ones like m&s really
>>225618991AI slop
>>225618845watched 60 seconds of this and had to turn it offconsider urgent suicide if this in any way entertains or gives meaning to you
>>225618914taking the piss
my fat unemployed uncle would breed chihuahuas in his tiny terrace house and it reeked of piss in there and they were aggressive too
I'm the ummy
>>225618906cutedo they smell bad
>>225619027any thoughts?
Why are /leftypol/ anons like this
>>225619038And you envy him
the riots in france represent the revolutionary arc of history that bends towards the flattening of the spirals
>>225619044only if you dont wash them
>>225619038mousey would love to breed a chihuahua
>>225618914love it
mfw its bloody john adams oclockfucks sake i really fancy a pepsi nowmight pick one up at tesco before my shift tomorrow
remember lads, ignis aurum probat
>>225619048Maomao sex
>>225619056not really he "retired" from dog breeding years ago after he got old and couldnt compete against the rising doodle and frenchie market
thinking about that lad who goes to bed at 6pm for a 1:30am wake up so he can toil at 4am. thats mental
>>225619101why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fucking arse
AME-
suzuki ignis
>>225619126is he cute in your imagination
>>225619054Marx was NEETpilled
>>225619156...yh
>>225619151why did he shrink
>>225619118CHIMPED
thinking about myself waking up at 5am in a few weeks after the clocks changeim a bit gruffer, hairier, cock a bit thicker and my car is a bit bigger
>>225619180jesus magic
>>225619188um
>>225619174ummy
Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.
Everyone i see has a dachshund nowadays
remember scraniel?
>>225619057modern europe summed up in one image
>>225619048
>>225619213i just think there are too many dogs. i love them and think they're great pets but not everyone should have them. especially urban dwellers.
>>225619118Nuffin i cud do x
ed gamble sex arse
>>225619204sorry been listening to country for like 3 hoursbit of toby keith
It's peacoat autumn
in my area its all unmuzzled xxxl gigabyte bullies
Reckon janny will be on the warpath when he gets online later today and sees all the political posts and off topic postsGoing to be handing out 3 dayers like candy he is
battlefield 1 is 10 years old now
>>225618991mom does this with everything to a hoarderlevel and then pretends spending 400 hours putting together a fleamarket setup is going to be worth the 4 pennies from the dogshit theyre selling at these places
thinking about my 60sfu
>>225619188How thick?
jean luc picard sex arse
>>225619057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeVITdHsY6I
wish i liked footy. all my mates like it and they're always chatting about it and i feel left out every time
>>225619222literally looks like the jewish pogrom photos
>>225619305just a bit smaller than a beer canim a bit chubby toosweaty cum slanging from my prick while i lurch out of bed and get in my toyota 4x4
getting raped at warp 9.4
>>225619306she voted for it.
>>225619319engape
>>225619352no you're not. you're lying
>>225618859Crank it up king, the Martin Lewis crowd will be SEETHING
>>225619349UM
>>225619302was just thinking about my 40sfu
>>225618622ure doing better than me ive never had sex or had a gf>>225618642>>225618683on a single night? fucking hell how
>>225619349Length and girth?
>>225619362how so
getting raped in the warp
>coventry
>>225619222cant tell whats going on here
>>225619296For me, personally, it was playing as the regio escarito charging up the hills on monte grappa with my m-18 against the huns
>>225619380probably a lefty and votes accordingly
>>225619389old couple were robbed and stripped to their undies to humiliate them
ive been pantied and sissified
>>225618845Everyone's calling him a mong freak in the comments so I doubt it
>>225619345real photo
launching Strategic Ass Rape Tungsten Rods from space at 10,000,000 mph
>>225619389the freak who just reposts boring posts he sees on social media is spamming AI images again
fuck sake that’s Tottenham getting their dub then
Me? Im at uni x (community college)
>>225618970>in my british wool herringbone throwBased, where's it from
>>225619430Yank community colleges seem comfy
A plethora of off topic posts A succession of political posts outside of /pol/A cavalcade of racist posts outside of /b/
>>225619430do one year there and then transfer to harvard
>>225619027HOWLING
>>225619439It's not
>>225619364screaming at this
sat in my chair, time to adams>>225619377sorry got to watch john adams now and then tuck myself into bed>>225619431"the wool company -- england"bit ominous ey
if I was American I would’ve been a Harvard student or Yale
>>225619442american are fat and eat cheese burger
>>225619430is that where yanks too dumb for university go to?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YRGA-v4vTJQ
>>225619472Shalom
Got clocked doing the kessel run in 12 parsecs really cannot afford more points on my license
so many religious people these days
im attached to be recycled together
>>225619501Id like to apply for a loan
black woman on tv wearing a black woman rising shirt
>>225619510circumcised 90% of the way lads be like
>>225619472reckon I’d have been a pro baseball player if I was American was really good at rounders but never took to cricket, didn’t like how you had to hold the bat
Spurs sisters stay winning
21 year old yanks be like "I'm going back to school" when they study at university lmao
>>225619509need more of them
Graduated from university at 24 i did
consider the Bettong
Anyone interested in bringing the irish mob back
>>225619537that is vile, well done
>>225619555wotanic or regular
>>225619562what the hell is that thing
if i was american i would work at a 7/11 in missouri and take opioids
>>225619576says what it is right there you imbecile
wow my saviour
>>225619509Literally just all Africans
i remember diego once saying he'd rather the country be 100% muslim than 100% atheist
>>225619570christian
>>225619442What exactly are "on-topic" posts for /brit/
>>225619590Enlightened
>>225619590I'd become a millionare cleaning toilets at bucc-ees
>>225619606Shia, hopefully x
east asians have never been particularly religious
>>225619635need them to be zensunni
Iran and the Houthis are utterly raping Sunni ZOGolems across the Middle East, ya gotta respect that.
>>225619612Heres an example:>Joy division or new order?This post is about the british bands joy division and new order and asks which one posters here preferBecause they are british bands they are related to british culture
Do you like black pudding? How often do you have it?
stupid burgers o algo
>>225619606Well I mean yeah, at least Muslims see Jesus the same way they see Muhammad. Atheists mock Jesus
>>225619612the definitely is purposely kept nebulous so janberg can be selective when he metes out his wrath
>>225619644Never made a decent piece of art or invented anything eitherLittle robot men
>>225619678>definitely*definition
watching face/off
>>225619673ktim I mock jesus
proud day for catberg. he's finally earning
>>225619644cap
>>225619684dont think thats true at all
>>225619694your ai slop bores me
>>225619658The sunnoid clitty leak on twitter has been staggering and unprecedented
>>225619684braindead take
>>225619692bruh…
Good evening.
>>225619716cheer up mate
>>225619684If you watch videos of the most rich Chinese they sit in little rooms made to look old European and drink tea and basically make their lives a copy of old European culture
>>225619726fuck off ian
>>225619690Well which is it? Face or Off?
>>225619594marrying two prostitutes in a row ruined him
>>225619726Hi Ian
>>225619724jesus more like cheese us!
>>225619751Hello Thomas.
eating some passionfruit and raspberry cheesecake if you don't mind
oh its him
>>2256185970
>>225619726Where's that tenner you owe me mate
>>225619658I said houthis are not to be trifled with when americans started striking them but nobody listened
>>225619761i do mind actually
I've literally just realised that football is a bit boring isn't it
>>225619775This is one of those online scans. I do not know anyone called Pete.
>>225619726hello *does the voice* IAN!
>>225619778yeah they hate trifle. they're more of a fairy cake people
The newest painting in the Louvre. “The Girl with the Suicidal Empathy.” Oil on canvas. Go see it while the Louvre is still standing.
>>225619779oh ok sorry i'll bin it
>>225619790You're right to ignore him Ian He's a bloody chancer so he is
peng
Make America Great Again
>>225619823Thomas have you fallen victim to his scam?
hes coming in hot with the bizarre aislop nobody understands or cares about
Hello, /brit/, Elon here. Due to the successful launch of the SpaceX IPO, I am now launching a /brit/ crypto that will almost certainly moon.Get a whole /brit/coin by giving me a (You), don't miss out on this opportunity.
>>225619594vibe
whats verity
drinking these to get hench
>>225619849*skippa skippa*
>>225619857>applied nutritionthats three quid a can, or thereabouts, i bet
>>225619855dunno but it's got dakota johnson in it and I find her very attractive so I will watch it
>>225619844Thank you for paying for Tommy robinsons entire legal team patriot
Thinking of getting this for nephews christmas its up on amazon for only 7quid
>>225619839No of course not
What are you doing to prepare for nuclear war?
>>225619877whos dakota johnson
put all my money into monkeys
>>225619855a couple girlies sang that at an anime con karaoke
Kim Jong Un's only gone and fucking died lads
>>225619889hard tack and black chocolate
>>225619900dont tell me what to do
Managed to contact Kim Jong Un through the astral plane after several hours of trying, he's doing fine and says not to worry. Told me to tell you guys he says hi.
Worst part about the bombs dropping is deciding what my last wank will be to and I'll end up wasting my last moments alive trying to decide
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
Might wank
>>225619855>>225619909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlKLpxyCBY
>>225619919ok>>225619917dont tell me what to do
just got in bed meearly bed time on the cards
>>225619914
ananı
>>225619897the girl in 50 shades of grey
>>225619914probably died on his luxury water park mega yacht
Have to prepare for bed. Have a big day tomorrow tending to the garden and painting the shed. Goodbye.
>>225619914not till bronny wins a ring he won't
>>225619943Drove him to suicides x
>>225619957nn <3 *fondles you*
he likes it ok
hi lads just scored a goal for spurs haha hope you see it on the news
the toil freaks do be thinking about day 2 right now scream
fake ian
>>225619957goodbye, NIGGA!
>>225619988Thanks mads legend
>>225619986I should call him
Big fan of democracy Lots of people take it for granted
>>225619935yellow madarchodverity is a girls name
>>225619997how the fuck so
>>225620036*reels you in*
>>225620024ian is employed
i can name all the parts of a suit of armour
literally living in hellhumans are social creatures and i spend everyday in my room never talking to anyone
>>225619986그가 도넛을 좋아한다는 걸 알아요.
>>225620050ktim
>>225620050timbo
>>225620066*reels you in*
>>225620050entirely self-inflicted
>Big fan of democracy>Lots of people take it for granted
>>225620049well? what are they then? go on
im addicted to claude
>>225620070yeah man 100%definitely my parents had zero responsibility in bringing about my current situation
>>225620085name a body part and i'll tell you what piece of amour is covering it
>>225620074malaponte why do you only post the same things here over and over again dont you get bored of it be honest
>>225620102skin
>>225620046nope he is retiredbrush up on your lore NIGGA
>>225620102hamstrings
>>225620074Fuck off malaponte
>>225620102helmet
>>225620102arse
>>225620096*rapes your husk shell of what was once a human to death*
>>225620119dont believe you
democracy is good no one lives in one though
>>225620102abductor
>>225620114>>225620125Whomst?
>>225620146i am ` ianpops `
>>225620130>>225620141>>225620150no need to call him names
>>225619666i have never had black pudding
sort it out lampard
my post was really funny
>>225620121that would be cuisses but only if they were fully enclosed. often they'd only protect the anterior portion of the thighs with just mail protect on the posterior. >>225620130the most common late medieval helmet was probably the sallet but there were other styles. >>225620141faulds and tasset >>225620150see my first response.
>>225620188must have missed it x
I'm tired of all the "happening" in my country, anything interesting over there in britbongland?
>>225620218>>225620218
>>225620204it's ok xx <3 c=============8
>>225620209woke almost won but rorke stopped it, currently in extra time
>>225620209tottenham are winning a game right now !!
