Lord elon edish
is this the new?
dreadful yank edish as per
>>225685751Yes, m8
https://youtu.be/YU15n2tvaJ8?is=92sQT8MhEOm84Tyu
>>225685681must've been some great cokethese people probably do get it straight off the brickthey probably buy the brick
>>225685681dont like this guy
>>225685777
You know that stereotype that women have of the 30 year old guy who they dated when they were 15, and they realise when they're much older how much of a loser he was? Well how do those guys get access to those girls and get to date them?
stacy solomon is cute ok
dogbert finally left the roomtime to rape myself
My life a gay poo
thinking about alysa
screaming
>>225685791when they go to clubs and bars most likely or hanging out with older friend groups
>>225685786Dr House going to the island but only to get more Vicodin
>>225685786>erectile dysfunction
saw some black kids playing basketball today, felt like i was in an american film. blacks really do just copy everything from black american culture dont they?
>>225685844Most of them were old boomers so that makes sense, also stimulants give ED to some people temporarily >>225685841Dr House going to the island and being snarky towards the kids
Dr. Rahmeh Aladwan is hot
>>225685850they love it, they want to be basketball americans so badly
How about a round of Gwent?
>>225685886genuinely not sure if this is a tranny
>>225685888basketball americans are cool black brits are just cringe
>>225685910love that type of nose, imagine breaking up with her and then she writes a whole album about it and then you have make up sex
>>225685900any reason why you decided to post a contextless comment from another websitedid you think we'd find that in any way interesting or amusing?genuinely baffles me as to what must be going through your spastic minds sometimes honestly
>>225685934sccc
>>225685850>blacks really do just copy everything from black american culture dont they?That or Jaimaican culture
>>225685934just funny isn't it
>>225685931must be insane
Need to wank but I’ve woken up with an awful headache and it’s distracting me
You just know the hipster cunt wearing these would be so pretty. No point talking to her though, she'd think she's a princess. And you bet she hasn't even BEEN hiking before
>>225685977want not a need
>>225685966no mate, it isn'ti have no contexti dont know what he's replying totry and actually use your brain and think about what people's reactions are to thingswe don't share your consciousness so we don't automatically know what you know, you understand that yes?
>>225685931>love that type of nosethats why she paid for it
ad me gravy pint an I tell ye, it were reet nice
>>225685907think so i know a doll who looks just like herfit
watching hunter x hunter
>>225685839And how do I find these friendgroups and hangout spots?
coworker on about how much pain he is in once again. you're not House nigga stfu
Imagine asking someone if you can make a joke about their rape then not making it somehow worse in a way like a sick little mindgame
bait me
>>225685985Are you really getting angry at a woman you've completely made up in your own enfeebled mind? >>>/r9k/
Gave the indian man on the chat function a little smiley face at the conclusion of our interaction, him having resolved my IT issue. He said he was humbled.the open quotation mark leads me to believe it's a copy & paste job and that he wasn't actually humbled but you never know
>>225686007irish cunt should be sent to prison
these niggas keep hacking me!!!!!
>>225686015SCRRRrrrrr
>>225685681what accent does he speak with? always mumbling
>>225685995I mean naturally >>225686002lol
>>225686007woke pussy must be crazy to get niggas acting like this
wes streeting has a very meaty head
Need Alysa Liu to rim my arsehole while PinkPantheress sucks me off
Had a dream about my gay High School crush again
>>225686025have you been part of a data breach in the past? used to get these non-stop because they'd got my emails from one of those
my back has been completely blacked by sitting too much
When "ROADMEN" Meets REAL Gangsters (COMPILATION) Part 1
>>225686047sccc
>>225686047roar
not even remotel funny
>>225686037FOY
>>225686044No not that I know of
rape
10 guaranteed uk millionaires tonight go on then make me one of them
>>225686047nigger roar
>>225686061bradleybait
>>225686073All you have to do is suck my cock for 10 minutes
>>225685574I don't have a microwaveI just wanted lasagna and yes I fantasize a lot
>>225686052some gentlenigga getting humbled by retarded cockney pensioner!
Morning team had a cup of tea start the day off right with a bang and that's a lush
Lana Del Boy Ray Winstone
>>225685681he's dumb stupid and lame and he always was
if i could be any type of mage i'd be a blue mage
>>225686098shut the fuck up you tranny freak
Lana Del Ray William Jonhnson
>>225686098someone here earlier was saying you wank in the toilets at aldi, thought you should know
million pound doesn't go far these days what's that a deposit on a house and a fish supper?no for me it has to be winning the euromillions. I simply NEED at least £100million to properly self-actualise my dreams and ambitions (sitting on my arse wanking myself to death on drugs)
I've never had sex lads
doing the fish supper dance
>>225685910your mom called I told her you're fucking up big time
You can't hate Elon he's just a big spaz who's the richest man in the world
stop saying nigger it is a bannable word
>>225686114What if you were given 50 million but you have to tattoo the Monster Energy drink logo on your forehead in colour?
RightTheoreticallyYou can get 200 million but you have to get your arse blacked by DreddAre you doing it?
when I finally have sex I'm going to imagine my friends and family all stood by the bed applauding me and my dad saying 'proud of you'
>>225686121dangerous and downright stupid lie
>>225686128Love our Elon, don't care what anyone says
>>225686143already get my arse blacked every night by pooberg so yeah
>>225686136the jannies can't touch me
it approaches
>>225686094kek
>>225686139it's a difficult one because I really, really, truly hate tattoos and especially face tattoos. However on balance I think it's worth it for £50million. the monster logo isn't actually too bad either, as far as logos go. Also I could explain to people that yes it's a silly tattoo but it was worth it because I got all this money, and they'd understand.
>>225686109Piehead melty>>225686113Well it isn't true. Thanks for letting me know
when you hear someone watching tiktok or something and it's always the metal gear solid alert sound and that man laughing on that foreign game show
HEIL YERBURYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JGdiTrXBwg
>>225686182How about getting bbc gang blacked
>"working" from home>tucked up in bed>steaming cup of coffee>listening to the rainIt's absolutely lush de lads
he makes a sex face when he says "yay"
>>225686198scccc
>>225686198for fifty mil? Yeah sure. It's preferable to the monster logo on the forehead even.
Brutal mogging
>>225686195lmao
>>225686182yeah I think I'd take it, I can help a lot of family and loved ones, it's a good sacrifice to makeit would also be funny cause I've never tried monster before since I find redbull already disgusting
>>225686198roar
>>225686224don't think so
>>225686224the one on the right dated some brown mystery meats subhuman. shame
>>225685786this is some chill shit
>>225686224who's moggin who
red bull is goodit has vitamins in it
Autumn comfy time to gain a clue. Kind of regret spending like £200 on clothes last night but oh well
>>225686224tv janny always bans me whenever I post anything sexual about them
>>225686263>time to gain a clueleaving Aldi?
Rorke losing his virginity to his blacked rapist
>>225686224both mid as fuck leave your smelly bedroom occasionally you sad incel freak
>>225686250Would love to have everything on that list, obviously for use on special occasions, I bet that coke was actually pure.
I think he's telling me to stop being stupid
>>225686015You think this woman doesn't exist? You've never chatted up a woman in your life
>>225686281scc
gone ridiculous on today's horse bets but the odds are shortening on all my picks maybe today is the day I hit the moonshot
>>225686195scream why did they blur the audience like it's some secret banned meeting
youtube video titled 'The Enblackification of Rorke's Arse: A Retrospective Analysis'
Omg guys did you hear h3h3 cheated on Hila I can't believe it :(
>>225686329embarrassed by the state of them
>>225686330so rorke got blacked. here's why that's a good thing.
Have to cough up £3,400 for a new fence on Monday too team I'm going to be skint>>225686270Not yet
>>225686329Almost like turning up to an overtly fascist party meeting can get you in trouble in this country
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIMEIF I COULD FIND A WAY
Right well that's Ethan Klein from h3h3 fame cheating on his wife Hila Klein also of h3h3 fame
Rorke's creps
>>225686349you live with your mum. If you took some responsibility for yourself you could be living on your own and you wouldn't have to be paying £3,400 to your mum so she can buy a new garden fence which provides zero value to you whatsoeveryou could use that money to buy all manner of plastic anime tat if you lived by yourself. But you can't because you choose to stay hidden under mumsy's skirts.
just poo it
>>225686364ok
man vs foodnow that was a show
Fucking hell trannies are literally insane lol
>>225686364just called in sick from work. can't go in knowing this has happened
a parliament of blacks just raped my nan
>>225686414We'll be on the cans all day with this tragedy
>>225686415sccc
must be hard not to cheat when you're rich and famous though. Like these people's DMs are just page after page of random 18 year olds offering to suck them dry.
I'd love to eat Emma Watson's shit.
>>225686407she looks good ok
>famousnot an invitation to continue posting off-topic btw
>>225686393My mum's disabled I'm her carer
there must be a better place to spam and discuss trannies than the british culture general on the international board of 4chan.org
>>225686460scccccc
>>225686367He'd do better with these. Another sublime one Merrell had bought out. Who have they employed to design for them. They have just been making some gems recently
imagine you marry into royalty and yer da gets accused of being a paedo ffs total embarrassment
>>225686329Leftypol gang will hunt them down
>>225686466scccccccccc
>>225686261So does a cucumber,Vitamins minerals very high in number
don't trust any of this gossip because they have a long feud with some other ecelebs and they also once falsely reported that they're divorcing to prove a point or whatever so I'm not falling for that again
>>225686486leave it on tattle.ru you autistic freak
>>225686111good post
this is my only social media so please be truthful and up to date in all news. i don't want to look stupid
>>225686432Love LOVE this image
Imagine being disabled and the only person who can help you is your spastic cross dressing wrist cutting son with a lisp
got cold now will have to break out a winter candle for steamingtoil later
social media? social tedium, more like
wonder what destiny thinks about all this
Very late logging in to toil and bossberg has sent me a whatsapp about it. I am not too concerned but ought to switch on the laptop now ok
really hope my annoying bitch manager doesn't ping me about some pointless bollocks today and ruins my easy wfh day
>>225686446Ai
ethan Klein got really skinny around 6 months ago too
that pink egg going up her ass
>>225686537toilberg is off today I simply shan't be doing anything except maybe ping a few emails but I shall't be getting on the cans at midday
noncing myself to death today
This Roske stuff is dumb, but I appreciate the fact you guys at least had a single original thought, instead of usual waiting for the cool black kids of X to create some new lingo
>>225686537>sorry, stuck in a bios update!
>>225686460she's doing you out of 3 and a half grand you earned with your own labour to buy a garden fence which provides no value to you whatsoever, serving only to further her own vanity in keeping up with the Jonesesif you lived by yourself you could make your own financial decisions with your own money. As is stands now your mum clicks her fingers and you eagerly hand over your money like a little paypig because you're dependent on her letting you live with her.we know that you living at home at your age makes you uncomfortable, because you make posts like >>225686349 where you make out that you're a homeowner having to fork out for things normal people do. Conveniently you have left out that it's your mum who is taking this money off of you, to buy a fence for HER house, where you live (in your childhood bedroom).
>The UK government has advised citizens to stock up on enough food and water to last at least three days, in preparation for extreme weather events, cyberattacks, and state-sponsored security threats.What are you gonna do about this?
>>225686610the usual, rape rorke
>>225686583The fence fell over that's why it needs replacing and I am paying for it with my bank card mate
once again /brit/ is filled with ai slop posts
>>225686640Shut up
>>225686583>(in your childhood bedroom)the faded blue paint on the walls will have to stay for another year, with all the maintenance budget going on the fence
>>225686610do people not have 3 days worth of food available anyway?
Stuck on the Kerberos challenge of the CRTO course which is odd because I do this every day for work why am I so thick?
>>225686640my posts might be shit but they are 100% authentic and AI free
>>225686407Dangerously psychotic people
>>225686652I actually have my sister's childhood bedroom and the walls are pink. The decorating is overdue planning on getting someone start of next year
>>225686537Is Toil 4chan tm?
bro really bro brodid bro brobro broooed bro
>>225686640/brit/ is just mossad on VPNs being replied to by agents set up to post things such as "poo sc"
only full blooded European men deserve life. everyone else is biomass waste that needs to be ground up into fertiliser
>>225686717nigga you is blind
i work for the /brit/ department at GCHQ
>>225686575alkie twat
>>225686751kill everyone with a darker skin tone than me
>>225686772Triggered leftypol?
>>225686772FO dumb Y crossposter>>>/tv/223887556
>>225686772They do though
>>225686806scccccc
>>225686788cry about it
>>225686806mate's mumberg once sent hin a screenshot to show her screen was cracked
none of you cowards would ever dare challenge me in real life. I'd fucking HEEM every last one of you
all the irl slut-shaming i've ever witnessed was done by women actually
it's friday thennnnnn
ethan klein (41 years old) and hila klein (38 years old) and their fanbase of third world children are having a melty
>>225686852people aren't real the are just stories on your screen
>>225686839would vaporise your jaw m8
>>225686852and you're posting this in /brit/...because...?
>>225686852Haven't watched him since about 2015 but I thought h3h3 was meant to be edgy absurdist humour why's his entire fan base normie women now?
>>225686881gonna cry?
>>225686886>women
Sent my black colleague a link to a folder and he told me that it doesn't work in his browser
>>225686852Have a feeling it isn't true
>>225686849I love this meme because a black person made it!
>>225686899sorry are you looking for the it support helpdesk? this is /brit/
>>225686895I'm basing it off a post I saw on Instagram It's literally all women having a melty
>>225686537>toils from the computer at home
>>225686908rich fat guy finally loses the weight and thinks he can get hotter women nownot that hard to believe really
Did Indians ever recover from that why did you redeem it thing?
>>225686962I guarantee the woman he was cheating with was some dogSo often the caseProbably just gave outrageous dome
slept for 11 hours last night and my back hurts as a result. dangerous business, sleeping
>>225686962>hotter women
>>225686852ALWAYS wanted to fuck hila so bad
>>225686993tran frank
>>225686993>she was only 27, a literal child!
>>225686981that was the finishing blow, they were wounded from the poo in the loonow they're just on a permanent loss spiral
off-topic option getting a workout this morning
>>225686998see a doctor mate thats not right
not a fan of the “gonna cry?” gimmick, third world tier reply
it over
>>225687014nobody cares about your little protest mong boy have a cry xx
ah yes lets get back on topic about the swedish horsecocks, the pokemon and the emma watson arse eating
>>225687018love her bulging jewish buckteeth and her auschwitz weight problems and that tawny skin
>>225687025you are seething
Right I've changed the shitboxes for the cats
>>225687021cry more bitch nigga
>>225686993the only people that don't approve of "age gap" relationships are sad lonely women on the internet
>>225687014grim
>>225687047I'll admit she's not as ugly as I remember but she's still incredibly ugly
Was supposed to be going to Detroit for work on Sunday but they've cancelled because I've been off sick with COVID this week and they've got a "duty of care" so the bit of prep I was going to do today is not required
>>225686962Not because i dont think he would do it, but because of the way it's been announcedTime will prove me right
>>225687066hs?
we stand with India
>>225687053ugly “nigga”
dreadful sorry, clementine
>>225687046Pokémon?
>>225687063its actually zoomer men seething about losing market share to millennials
>>225687050you're the /brit/ content cop here mate
>>225686993looks like darlene from roseanne
>>225687069she has some je ne se quois
stroked a ginger cat yesterday
the only decent thing h3h3 ever did was ainsley.exe and that was like 20 years ago
storm in the south-west then stay indoors chaps
Shouldn't drink but want to drink
>>225687077blogger r grim>>225687120fr fr?
>>225686993https://goyimx.com/no_404_username/status/2113572631047721068>why does Ethan Klein look like that>meanwhile
not sure why i eat greek natural yoghurt
>>225687120south west London? pissing down in Chelsea
>>225687087zoomer girls go for older men because zoomer "men" are all unemployed terminally online manbabies with no social skills
>>225687131toddlers after opening the cupboard under the sink
>>225687112Vape nation was pretty funny at the time
>>225687136>blogger r grimhs
still dont know what "hs" is supposed to stand for but i assume its some irritating gay little gimmick some runts on here say
>>225687138tasty
evil londoners
>>225687138>>225687159enjoyed this exchange
>>225687120oh no I definitely wasn't already planning to do that what a shame
>>225687154no one gives a shite
>>225687165hs
Got a mild mental health problems today team
put my bum away because its cold
>>225687157it's an extremely low quality signature used by one poster and should be treated as such
>>225687169im going to recripple your mum
>>225687167self explanatory no?onlyt response i can think of to this is tautology
>>225686993Agatha x Greta Thunberg
>>225685985I wear trainers like that
>>225687169You've got a willy and balls too, you man
bending my metal in some silly tools
>>225687186looks like someone's nan back in the 30s
shouting at the tide not to come inthink it might work this time
Looking good Employed Woman
TEEN MOM and PREDATOR DAD arrested in HOUSE OF HORRORS
Turns out Ethan's type is ugly Jewish women
>>225687186kek I thought she looks familiar
>>225687184i care about blogposts
>>225687218grimf reak get some friends
>>225687204alri King Cunt
>>225687213i mean he doesn’t have much choice does he, being an ugly jew himself
>>225687213he's just like me
cant imagine being 41 years old and still larking about online with a child fanbase like that doing little drama videos unironically grow the fuck up mate what are you doing
>>225687194Please insert girder
>>225687221go get some pussy salty ass “nigga”
>>225687233genuinely thought you were talking about deegz at first
>>225687221i have friends
>>225687245u2
>>225686206You are the root of the problem
>>225687250meds, now
The London experience
Need new knickers got too many with holes in them or the elastic has gone
>>225687261leave it on yesterday's reddit next time
>>225687263All the boys at work keep twanging them do they?
genuinely vile post
been living on solid air
turned the stove on and set my timer only to realize five minutes later that I forgot to put the pot on am fucking retarded
new thread soon, hope it's a dog shit yank edish
>>225687297alri john martryn
>>225687301are you that old expat from yorkshire
>>225687254What?
imagine the vile toxic stench of sacked tranny's worn out knickers after a 12 hour shift
Feeling highly Friday today
>>225687263Grown lad like you should be wearing boxers
can just imagine him snickering at his screen thinking he's le master troll
Honestly if I was Hila I think I would just kill myself.
>>225687363me?
>>225687425>>225687425>>225687425
Wet outside today lads