we’re not interested in your game rorke
>>225978084haha who is this?
and there's rorke, flummoxed as always
>>225978084fat bastard child son of a whore
>>225978099Who do you reckon they get to make these family's say this stuff the day after their child is killed?
>>225978114
>>225978115you know why
>>225978100Yo momma
right well that's chocolate and crisps for breakfast
For the record if I get stabbed by a black fella I want to see maximum rioting never mind what my parents say
>>225978123
once again disappointed in a sour candy not being sour enough
>>225978137You're a racist chud. Everyone is gonna say you had it coming. Transition into a woman then it'll become controversial.
*doesn't look back in anger*
dont like wearing clothes so i'm sat naked and then i alternate switching the portable heater on and off depending on how hot or cold i am in that moment
>>225978142Not fair to put a set of boobs like that in front of a guy and film his reaction
>>225978115It’s called RICU
>>225978142he loves his creamy redheads so he does
>>225978157Britties love over sharing.
>>225978157Tim?
>>225978137Nobody will listen to you, you will be dead. The family liaison officer will gently remind your parents that they will be prosecuted for any statement or interviews they do which cause riots/violence so it’s best to just let the police handle communications on their behalf ok xx
>>225978173abosolute state of that coming from you
rorkes google history its rorkes google historyMad men big boob ladyrorkes google history
>>225978157Kek like one of my pawns in rimworld
>>225978191You don't know what state of dress/undress I'm in though do you?You don't know how my cock and balls are reacting to the autumn cold?You don't know if my dick is in my hand rn or not?I know the answer to all those things about you doe.
>>225978220raped him tbqh
mad how the tunisian has been here for 2 days and quickly risen to the ranks of one of the worst posters here
>>225978244I like him
willow ryder wanktoil almost complete
>>225978244Never understand these jfs who decide they're going to become prominent posters in a British culture general
*leans towards the hidden microphone in the plant pot*That was just a joke about the rioting by the way if I get stabbed I want you all on your best behaviour okay I repeat I do not condone violence of any kind so no need to arrest me
i mentally live in 2016
How's work going so far?
>>225978269maan what a good year
>>225978270they had me running the morning meeting so i completed it in 2 minutes and went to make a cup of tea
>>225978270I'm off work until Friday
You should be legally allowed to euthanise any kid with ADHD, or at the bare minimum give them a fucking boot to the face when they're being a twat
>>225978262/brit/ is by far the least mentally ill general on this shitheap of a board despite everything, i don't really blame them
>>225978244mental honestly. need to get foreigners out of our thread
>>225978244The thing about operating a flag-based thread character is that you have a persistent identity across time and so your previous posting habits affect the reception your future posts get.As a UK flag poster I can post anonymously in this thread calling some cunt a cunt and then 2 posts later I'm talking to him calmly about a different thing because he doesn't know I'm the same poster, nor I him.But as a flag character, the moment you burn a bridge with a poster, or posters, that's you done forever. Any neutral goodwill that you entered with is gone now. You're now "that guy who responded rudely 2 weeks ago" or "that guy who made fun of me last night". You have to be on your best behaviour all the time. Even then, there's no winning. You can never cultivate a personality who is going to be postively received all the time because you cannot compete with a truly neutral post i.e a UK flag post without a name/trip.
>>225978270Boring, I stayed at home today cause I slept in swastika on my stomach with the balcony door opened and my back hurts
i love natural breasts with a bit of a sag to them
>mental honestly. need to get foreigners out of our thread
>>225978194wtf how did you get my history?
>>225978299good man
been saying "yo" a lot more lately ever since i found out it was old school italians who came up with it and not n-words
>>225978099RICU! RICU! Right there!
can't wait to see how she dresses in cold weather, bet she's got some cute wooly hat
>>225978280
>>225978266You done posted what you done posted... Paddy wagon headed to your location as we speak.
*looks back seething*
>>225978342Don't look back in seethe
*grows up in anger*
yearly Chopper (2000) rewatch on the cards
Gonna watch the hunt (2012) featuring Mads Mikkelson
>>225978336Who is this mysterious "she" you're talking about? Your downstairs elderly landlady? I doubt you have another female figure in your life.
rorkes head imploding at this https://x.com/NYCMayor/status/2117417680097759384
>>225978380why are you so annoying?
>>225978342I remember in English class back in 5th grade they told us Brits and easygoing, jolly, cold-blooded fellow who never lose their temper.Are you a paki?
had a wank last night
normies returning gta 6 cos they saw a black guy in the game
got a whole shelf of female figures actually, and my sissy hypno helps with the rest
>>225978396Hot take incoming:I don't care about GTA 6. I approve that it stars an interracial couple, but I genuinely couldn't care less.
>Mahmood refuses to detail cost of revised settlement plansteehee its a secret x
every night i do my sisy hypnoevery morning i've made no progress
any rescenechads in
>>225978411
bit warmmight take my clothes off x
LGR is now a slaphead.
oh my
>>225978422Mike Recine?
any musculus men in?
>>225978422most kpop songs are written by european men
>>225978411does white x latina really count as interracial unless the latina is super dark?
sealing my lips around my grandads nostrils and sucking out all his boogers and snot and swallowing it
>>225978433brainlet atheists using bad "science" in an attempt to justify their beliefsCLASSIC
>>225978414She already admitted months ago the cost would be in the billions (and that doesn't include the descendents of these people)Course that was back when reform was on 30%, now she doesn't need to act tough on immigration any more
>>225978420Do you pull off looking like a sissy or do you look botched?The memes told me poles come in two varieties; femboy, and orc.
arse in the log but it was a mans bubble butt
might draw furry porn before they ban it
>>225978447Afraid to say; I'm not up to speed with the left's current position on the subject so I'm afraid to say the wrong thing and get cancelled by own camp.I burned too many bridges with the right wing so I can't afford to turn my coat.
the type of nigga to think half 4 means 2 o'clock
we're in the bad timeline because they killed chef on south park
patrick stewart died
>>225978488Chef's voice actor was forced out of his job by his weirdo cult after Matt and Trey made fun of said cult.
She's genuinely quite peng
>>225978455hs?
Free Palestine wokies need killing
>>225978519see she fired the entire h3 podcast crew and now some of them are on the verge of losing their visas but she doesn't give a shit because apparently ethan's adultery was an open secret amongst them and she was literally the only one who didn't know
any conrad pellican men in
lifting and buying a curry lunch
>>225978465least homosexually repressed MENA inhabitant
is exeter in devon
>>225978532good
>>225978519Chopped+you-know-whatI get it honestly who wants a war criminal wife
>>225978432Let's! Get!Retarded!!!!!!!
>>225978532Kek frfr?
mail ordering a mongoloid bride and getting excited to live the wmaf dream when the smell of chicken nuggets wafts under my front door
>>225978451Awful behaviour, go back to giving the receipts a big old suck instead
she denied sex for yearsi don't feel sorry for her
Alri
49th President of the United States, Hunter Biden
Think it's mad to have an actual opinion on e-celeb drama. Get a grip
>>225978290yeah?
Need Emma Watson to take a dump in my mouth.
>>225978640you're way too boring for any of that to apply to you don't worry lad
interviewtoil complete
>>225978640screamuplaggen
>>225978543Are you not caught up to speed with my leftist trans ally persona that I've been shilling like Bernie Sanders himself pays me to do it?
>>225978663are you the gay porn aussie poster>>225978670skrikedition
got caught staring at a female work colleagues tits back in february and still cringe over itI have such a gentlemanly reputation but seeing a woman's jiggly torso just turned me into monke too ashamed to even apologise
rorke just got his pilot's licence!
>>225978667How do you think it went? Is the role decent?
>>225978678define caught
>>225978681the lion doesn’t concern himself with the m25
been a very busy morning for catberg
mehatin brucie
piggy have nice rest in warm sun!
>>225978684cold stern eye contact with a sourpuss
>>225978676>singular
>>225978698You aren't a cute cat, log lifter
>>225978706oh dear…
uhhh yeah sup dude can i get uhhhhh large quarter pounder meal with-(jetliner flies into the building and explodes)
>>225978708HEY! Nobody treats the french poorly except us nafris and maybe subsaharan africans! >:((
>>225978708i am in spirit
>>225978701pigs are actually very clean as long as you regulate their temperature for them so they don't have to roll around in mudthe bronze-age jews and early middle ages muslims were too retarded to figure this out sadly
>>225978683yeh i feel like it went well. i didnt struggle with any answers, had lots of examples to substantiate with. did a good presentation they said was very good. so im happy but we'll see.the role is good but not a promotion.
doing a public service by turning down low paid jobs
if you say “it’s over” three times in the mirror you will be visited by the faustian spirit
>>225978744Hope it works out lad
>>225978782Cringe. Are you a motherfucking, cocksucking boomer???
>>225978792thanks mate
>>225978725cody didnt fly so good
>>225978800Me with brits
if you ever get nervous in a social setting just imagine yourself in your underwear, works for me (i’m a pervert)
yo niggas!
love normies me
hahaha good one lad I'm laughing so much
>>225978819glod
>>225978829RACISMLAD! (/brit/ live studio audience whoops and cheers)
>>225978762How do I get the ghost of Christmas present he seems like a right laugh to hang out with?
>>225978705grimi hope you didn't back down
Mental how paddies weren't considered white up until 150 years ago. Mofos so white dey be translucent n shiet.
>>225978386dont they have brakes on the trains in new york
thumbing earthworms down my urethra
>>225978849racismlad hasn't posted here in like 2 years or moret. knower
>>225978853need to ebeneezermaxx, alternatively grinchmaxx
pumpkin spice season is overit's now peppermint season
>>225978881can't run from your past lad
>he walked 31,000 miles!>there's an ocean between europe and south americahmm
hatin on brucie still
>>225978886Bah humbug!
>on teams call with the toil people>work with this nigerian guy>every single time he's got the radio on at a fucking defeaning volume, despite the fact he's meant to be talking to us and focusing on what we're saying>each time I have to mute him because it doesn't even occur to him how annoying that could possibly bemad thing is I work with quite a few foreigns but he's the only one who does that queer behaviour
Fuming
saw a grey alien being ripped apart and eaten by dingoes behind a servo in alice springs
>>225978906he used a pedalo
>>225978906what I don't get is how he's still fat after walking so much
couldnt get rid of my stiffy before i left for work so i had to knock a quick wank out but ive just noticed i managed to get a small jizz stain on my trousers and i think ive made it worse by frantically rubbing water on it
>>225978913which radio station?
>>225978913seems like something you could easily raise with his manager and put a stop to instead of slagging him off behind his back to anonymous strangers on 4chan like a mumsnet mong
>>225978933LBC
don't get all the fuss about this bloke. yeah he walked 31,000 miles but it took him 28 years to do it. reckon I could walk that far in 28 years just going about my daily business.
>>225978931Just go to the toilet then come out and address the crowd and say>I've just pissed all over my trousers, just in case anyone thought it was water Sure to throw them off the scent
>>225978933dunnodidn't think to ask>>225978936a pointless endeavour
>>225978892shut the fuck up lad!!!
>>225978956Could you point out some of the 'fuss'
bame-owned cleaning business called Ethnic Cleansing
>>225978956It's not that he theoretically could do it, it's that he actually did. If you did do it going about your daily business and recorded your progress you'd probably be in the news also
can already see a really shit snl skit combining the bloke who walked 31,000 miles with that proclaimers song.
is this the worst guy on air atm?
>>225978956didnt he spend like 5 years broke and bumming around for cash in mexico or sumink
>>225978976the fact that the bbc (you know the national broadcaster) has been trumpeting about him for weeks now
POUR ONE OUT FOR ALL THE INCELS WE HAVE LOVED AND LOST>>225978996yeah and shagging
wish i hadn't crashed my car back in may. been a nightmare trying to get a new one
sucking a pterodactyl
Would love it if Emma Watson cheesed off a rotten stinker while we were making out.
whole cock needs coming off
right well I'm off for a 28 year incelwalk
sucking a ______
i have a regular sized cock. as a result, i will never have sex
>>225978997So you dont think it's news?
>>225979016Slipping some fent in the nursing home's meals
>>225979048big titty
My apologies didn't mean to reply haha
>>225979033Was unironically this he did it after his wife divorced him
>>225979050why
i dont deserve to cum
FentaNYLTeradackTYLSuckINGSippING
>>225979051I accept your concession.
>>225979070women only shag 9 inch monster cocks
>>225979081Try not to have such a negative opinion on everything all the time it isn't good for you
>>225979087how did your dad get a shag then
>>225979087not really
>>225979090I've accepted your concession lad. You can pipe down now.
>Ali G: Who Iz I? (2026)>Budget: $160million>Box Office: $2.3millionrighto
>>225979106Happiness is more of a choice than you realise
>>225979118shush
>>225979091women had lower standards in the 90s
>>225979106We need an AI input on whether you've actually accepted the concession or if you're a freak that's been bodied. Please report back asap.
>>225979087Yet my 9-incher goes untucked...penis inflation is real look up oenis inflation type penis inflation in Google images
>>225979115shouldnt have called me racist
>>225979115mad how he thought bringing that character back in 2026 would work, thought he was supposed to be intelligent
>>225979115astounding thing is this was the most predictable thing ever and yet the studio still financed itamazing
i love you
lynda with a y
>>225979115How can movie companies lose over 100m and not go out of business
>>225979115As long as he had fun making it. That's what matters.
got a proper fat little hog on me, the length is only little over 6inches but the girth on him is a madness
>>225979115didnt even know it came outlike i knew it was coming out but didnt know it was already out didn't even see it listed at local cinemas
>>225979166pics x
>>225979115apparently he pocketed a lot of that budget to pay for his divorce.no one in their right mind would think ali g would work in 2026
>>225979154Given literally billions by intelligence services, they don't do it for the money but the worldwide influence and soft power.
I'm a mong
>>225979172it would have worked if he mocked israelis
>>225979154non-schizo answer: its MGM they make hundred of millions every year
love it cats do they mrrp and pull a :3
what class is pakis in
leftypol and rorke exposed
housemate goes for a piss at 3am and blares tiktoks en route to the toilet and slams every door
>>225979240He's done you to be fair, you're still thinking about it.
>>225979240Kill them
some kind of drubbing incident
The footballer died R.I.P. ok
>>225979213catberg is an evil bitch who hisses and swipes at me sometimes but will do this every time i wake her upwould depopulate entire continents for her
bruce up to his old tricks again
rightwell
>>225979289wait a second - thats gay!
>>225979213the proto gf likes to paw at my chest like a cat :3
farting up a storm, must be all those dimmies i scranned
hot
>>225979275These Italians are always faking it
>>225979310had pork dimmies last night so I did
>>225979289this behaviour is very weird
Bruce posts gay porn. I post Emma. I am the better poster.
sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a big dick or just a small man
>>225979308ok we were talking about cats and not your gf
>>225979260cant even twat him cos hes massive and fat and retarded
>>225979335not yet gerhardus
(8) using my willy like a fire starterrubbing on the sides so it gets harder (8)
Off to the zeptoverse anyone want owt?
>24 in a month>never had a job>no friends>virgin>no skills>no hobbiesIt has never been so over
>>225979335right so that's an extremely early new
>>225979368this is me except i'm 35and i have incel hobbies (films, books, music, video games)
>>225979368lets be friends
>>225979368Do a masters
>>225979368Get a job, make friends, find a gf and pick up a hobby. Can all be done in three to six months. Get to it.
>>225979404been trying for much longer than 3 to 6 monthsmore like 15 years lmao
>>225979387really gets my goat when niggas say they have hobbies and it's literally just passive media consumption
>>225979368
>>225978106>it literally is a fucking partnership every member state has its own parliament and member states have freedoms such as using their own currency etc.Funny enough mate it isn't usually the case that partnerships involve countries given up their freedoms or currency, and 80% of the EU uses the Euro anyway and gave up their freedom to not comply with EU made law so what the fuck are you talking about>any deal/partnership requires a concession of some amount of sovereignty since there are always conditions of said deal/partnership which need to be metHow many partnerships have their own parliament, currency, leaders, laws, flags, anthems, etc?The EU isn't a collaboration of national government it is a supranational union based on ever closer union of nations into a single state. This is why Remainers lost the referendum ten years ago - they don't know what the EU actually is. They think the EU is just friendship lol
none of you have hobbies fuck off
arsemogging my gf
>>225979435Join the Army, pick a job least likely to have you droned, ideally one that will give you employable skills after you leave like a mechanic or somethingWill give you friends and a job and future prospects, the gf can come off of the back of thisYeah yeah die for israel etc but youre literally not even living right now, most military jobs are miles from the front lines even during war
>>225979435No you haven't. You are lying to yourself if you think you have.
>>225979451Well I think europe should be a federation so
>>225978115the ghost of George Flloyd
>>225979436told u im an incelalmost no one has any hobbies tho if you mean something regularly constructive and creative
>>225979485how many bummings are there though
>>225979460i make models of military planesyour tamiyas, your airfix, and so on
what possesses people to start giving life advice on 4chanthis aint diary of a ceo mate
>find a gfAmazing adviceCan’t believe no one has tried this
>>225979491not true>>225979485think im too old for the army now. i'm also only 5'7 do they let short people in the army
>>225979436no one ive known for the past 4 years has actually done anything its fucking scary how we are all living
>>225979520Far far better than to let this place devolve into an incel wallowing chamber like many are desperate for it to be
>>225979485Lol you know the process to join is quite difficult right? What do you think he’s gonna say when they ask him why he’s never had a job
theres some wisdom in that post but I reckon this logic is why every time you find a woman you usually have the chance to cuck them immediately
mad how houses didn't used to have numbers. how did the postman deliver anything?
>>225979525Youre 23 years old obviously youre not too oldLook into it it's the down and outs 'turn your life around' back up plan for a reason
>>225979520Lol you know the process to join is quite difficult right? What do you think anon's gonna say when they ask him why he’s never made a good post
>>225979535dont think it is they rely on clueless people who have no other life prospects and they just train them
>>225979535>its difficult so why even tryPathetic worm, writhing little freak of a 'man'How long can you hold your own gaze in the mirror? How disappointed your parents must be
went to the shops earlier and stumbled on a gf in the cereal aisle
>>225979390You wouldn’t want to be my friend>>225979402Too stupid
>>225979525Yes true. You could do all of these things in three to six months yet you haven't. You could have applied for well over a thousand jobs and have gotten one. You could have gone outside, meet people, partake in activities and eventually make friends and potentially find a partner. You could have tried dozens of hobbies and found one to persevere in. Yet you haven't. Ask yourself why.
>>225979516do you do 9/11 reenactments i sure wouldbig lego twin towers and everything
apparently zoomers think millennials are cringe, yet another unoriginal zoomer opinion that they think they came up with
apparently it turns out that wristwatch crate gambling website that is driving the goyim insane is just for like, a card with a picture of the watch on it with the price at the top I think
>>225979577>Roughly 90% to 95% of applicants do not make it into basic training due to high selectivity, medical or fitness rejections, and application withdrawals.
>>225979589right this is why you’re an eternal spastic then isnt it
>>225979597aussies are so yank-brained its unreal
well i have a job (ive had several in fact), have several friends, shagged many times, have several skills, and have hobbies
>>225979600regardless of how gay zoomers undeniably are you cant possibly think that they're wrong about millennials being the cringe generation
>>225979597no, you fucking mentalistwhy would i do thatgrow upgive your head a wobble
yeah apparently the wristwatch cards you pull are NFTs o algo and theyre supposed to be held in a secure vault somewhere. the goyim really need their balls chopped off
>>225979615Application withdrawals will be a significant proportion of that
>>225979622
>>225979631millennials are cringe but zoomers are cringier
>>225979630well do you pull any good watches from the $500 wristwatch box
>>225979555i'm 35>>225979592ive done all that and had a few work experience things but none that turned into jobs
>>225979638funy
my bum smells like arse
no girlfriend is illegal, leftypol
/brit/
>>225979653zoomers aren't cringier in the traditional sense, if anything they're obsessed with being anti-cringe to an absurd degree which i suppose is its own warped form of cringe a 19 year old broccoli head wouldnt be caught dead saying doggo or pupper or what have you
>>225979689
Might metamorphose into a giant bug creature and stay in my room all day to the disgust of my family
ok so what happened to the dippy egg thread
gaylight bum and me wan blow homo
/brit/ past the bump limit is the evil shadow version of /brit/
>>225979664Highly doubt you really did. You might at best have made a half-assed attempt before giving up. But assuming you did try, why do you think makes you so special that you can't flourish where others who are certainly much more disadvantaged do?
>>225979715about 100 posts early wasn't it
pretty mental and funy that somewhere in the world there is 1000000% a white man with a black neighbour and the neighbour made some noise at some point and the white person said the N word because of it
you don't really see any botswanans posting around here, apparently it's quite a nice country for subsaharan africa
straight porn
alright lads you've had your laughs now get it made
>>225979721mental illnesshighly unattractivesocial incompetencelack of ability/lack of willingness to pretend as much as other peoplelack of willingness to compromise would write 1,000s of words job applications for some of the specialised roles and wouldn't even get an interview
>>225979747remeber when top gear went there and oliver sank
>>225979779Well if you're writing thousands of words on a job application you should probably learn to be more concise.
>>225979800this is for special ones not for all of them
i dont have any zingers ready
>>225979825we're going til 400+ posts lad lots of time
rorkes mum printing out listings for "special jobs" for him to write his applications for rorke not getting replies for some reason but mummy kissing him on the head for each one he does
NEW>>225979853>>225979853>>225979853
chubby middle aged foids
