The Temptation to Impatience edition
first
I'm having a whale of a time
>£350 Worth it tho
having a blast!
dyk the english term empathy is only 117 years old?
it lasagna night
>>226009692you'll do nothing
I'm wanking myself orf
whoever told me cyberpunk was 100 hours lied to me I did it in 54
>>22600973741%
>>226009742are you really
Don't eat porkNot even with a forkCan't touch this!
>>226009742grow up ffs
rorke keeling over and dying after smelling peppers at the market
>>226009756DJ FETT BURGER AT RENATE 28.02.26
I'm really feeling it!
>>226009760did you do the DLC, or much of the side missions?
the toil freaks do be coming home but day 4 looms for them lool scream
>>226009841why would i waste my time on those
nth for the gyaldem
i didn't care for cyberpunk
>>226009845screaning they do they really do be like that
>>226009845Screaming this is so very me
>>226009841I did the dlc yeah I still have some of the cyber psycho stuff and gigs to do but the actual game stuff is completed
>>226009863i hope a learjet crashes into your bedroom
>>226009803have a laugh
personally just believe we're at the point in human history where we should all be earning minimum wage wages but working only 25 hours a week. we shouldn't have to chase growth. just do the shit we were doing in 2016 but with the efficiency of 2026.
>>226009863just a normal looking girl
>>226009863this is a tammy thread
don’t be alarmed but the technology now exists for them to plug shit into your head and decode visual scenes and imagery while you’re dreaming.
>>226009653low demand for hay not oil
>>226009887there needs to be some insane catastrophy before this becomes the status quo just like how ww2 led to widespread social democracy and international collaboration
>>226009863seen her sucking a willy
>>226009931yeh mine
>why is fuel 20 times the price>low demand (for hay)not really relevant is it
>>226009966you can brew petrol from hay
So what happened with the cornell 7, are they in jail yet or what
>>226009977horse petrol
>>226009977joke doesnt work cos then hay would have high demand
this thread is for low iq smelly people
Playing the new ocarina of Time innit
NEET men and their wagie boys
>>226009928it's a bit optimistic to think world war 2 resulted in undirected change that led to this as a straightforwardly developmental outcome, and not see it as one system that won world war 2 and implemented this as its means of operating in the environment left after the war
love this webm hahaa (mp4 actually)
>>226009995*farts on your face*
i'm a kusogaki and i need rape correction
wish i could shag dr gilbz bareback since contraception is not sustainable and then cum on her boobs since neither are babies
eaten all the cheese again havent i
mad that the japanese word for sperm is white children
>yes i am the /brit/ famous rorke
beetlejuice baby
>>226010104dont give a shit to remember the flag that posted this
>>226010067me in 2011 in bleak falls barrow
>>226010047not agrrain rorikku!!
anyone know any good schizokino on youtube? i remember some lad posted a video of some woman who thought she had assassins trying to off her and would drug and RFID her and all that. she had videos of her using a metal detector on her body to prove she had chips implanted in her lol mad that
bins go out tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlVA6CTCusM
>>226010167finance lessons?
>Cocaine overtakes heroin as leading cause of drug deaths in England and Wales
your redmen for the early kickoff
>>226009863grim
>>226010195accounting
>>226010217the only true redmen are le arse
>>226010123Timecube.net
>>226010123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0BnQpeNIA
>>226010217no aura
>>226010047dtfic be like
>>226010215wow now lets look at the USA, where they banned heroin...
Wish i was home playing videogames instead of dealing drugs in a parking lot.
new credit card has been approved. get in
>>226010215Cocaine bros can't stop WINNING
>>226010252corrr 200 quid credit limit is it
>>226010205What are your stats lads?Wealth: 0.5Intelligence: 6.6Power: 7.1XP: 0.2
>>226010221imagine wanking to this
he's an oddball ladsthere's no doubt about that
>>226010273mad that he invented sandwich pickle and made a fortune off it
>>226010249opioid deaths over there are down by several tens of thousands because of some new drug that was recently invented that immediately stops a heroin/fent overdose.
>>226010252max it out and never pay it back
BBC, deep in the pockets of Louis Mosley, is absolutely begging for a President Vance. They can't even enjoy this victory for a moment
Might go for a spot of 'bab 'eat. Bloody famished.
>>226010270wealth 0.1intelligence 4.0power 0.1XP 0.5
president poo
I'm more of a Mulhern man than a Bradley boy
>>2260102665k actually >>226010291nah im a responsible goy. just got it for the 0% balance transfer fee and 0% interest for 20+ months
rorke the type of nigga to start supporting a different football team if his current team isn't doing well
@/brit/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westward_Ho!what happens in Westward Ho!?
bridget phillipson surgery gloves nursing wank off
that video of the two jap women pissing on that octopus you remember thatjust odd those lot arent they
>>226010318
Stephen Mulhern is set to replace TV Legend Bradley Walsh as the host of hit show The Chase!Do YOU have your rare Mulherns ready??
loool how do you die from cocaine
Might go door to door and tell my neighbors I'm a sex offender as a prank
>>226010318he's a nonce
>>226010336i've been there beforenot much
>>226010232more like dreadfulfootballmen
Mulhern couldn't hold a candle to Bradley
OH MY GOD
>>226010232
>>226010373why does he look like philip schofield's son
im raping my arse with a phalloblaster
>>226010435based chad
>>226010353
>>226010435now lock his drink cabinet and block the apps
>>226010445you shouldnt find this exciting mate. grow up
>>226010457he's going to be dead within a year
>>226010445wow! slop! can't wait to shovel that shit down my gullet!
that fuck its finally the weekend, i was ready to kill myself in front of toilberg
>>226010445big tasty is back let's gooo
>>226009966didnt think he meant oil was 20x more expensive than before (its not) but more expensive than hayhay is easier to get because it has low demandif everyone were trying to get hay itd be even harder to get than oil is today
clown countrya country full of clowns
[sad news]danbooru has been hacked
>>226010546ok
>big tastythat's what the girls call my cock
>>226010467the japan "nigga"
>>226010542Are any of those guns from idaho?Colt is from new york.
>>226010556ayethey also call it an hors d'oeuvre
>>226010564the niggonese as it were
>>226010530corrr phwaorrrr can't wait for the 1st of december
half the prossards on the escort sites are trannies and the other half won't even actually fuck, they're just there to advertise their onlyfans
there’s no way girls arses actually smell of poo if you get your face right up in there surely not I hope not
hors d'oeuvres pronounced whores dorvs
>>226010627ok
>>226010627No its not
>>226010611depends if they've washed since their last poo
>>226010542don't get your point
another job rejection on the books. didnt even remember applying to this place ngl
>>226010637yh
Save The Trannies
>>226010663keep at it anon!
applying for a job and it gets to new page and says please attach your portfoliojust so much shite to get a job these days
>>226010435used to unironically be mates with this fella back at the height of his youtube fame lol
>>226010445Can already see the shite local news website headlines 'We Tried The New McDonalds Festive Menu Items: Here's What We Thought'
>>226010686while youre doing all that, abid and adim got given a 6 bedroom house for them and their 4 underage wives each.
>>226010676from who
>>226010666https://youtu.be/ihwvR7pK7c8Don't make daddy punish you, admit your mistake.
>>226010663i was offered a job today after my interview yesterday
>>226010445oh my god is that new items on the mcdonalds menu? yeah i'll have a 9 nugget meal please mate. same as always.
>>226010739congrats!
Woke 2.0 is HERE.
real rorkes support trans girls
just used claude's latest model Odopo to invent woke 3.4.
What does yeti meat taste like.
just fucked up some brownoid not sure how that'll go down here
>>226010822Go back to /lgbt/.
Some white dude just beat me up
he made his post intentionally vague so people will give him attention. i wont be doing that (beyond this post)
>>226010852me describing the poo i did that was so massive that i had to break it up with the handle of a toothbrush and hope it doesnt flood in the hotel toilet
Rorke holding in his fart and then spontaneously exploding throwing blood and guts everywhere at the family dinner table
>>226010866must have been a tourist then?
I like you guysDon't come to school tomorrow.
A lightning strike cannot safely rub or massage your back and shoulders. While the idea of a massive, energizing release of natural tension sounds incredible, lightning carries millions of volts of electricity and extreme heat that cause severe physical harm rather than relaxation.
>>226010857go back to /cum/
I am one of the Chasers
an elle bot gf for all of rorketown when im president
>>226010893I love womenLike why are they so fucking pretty and cute and just so perfectUgh
>>226010822yeah i don't think the right actually exists though does it
>>226010924vile trollop
>Actually goodChippyKebab (while drunk)KFCGreggsPepe'sPopeye's>Widely regarded as the stapleMcDonaldsDomino's>UnderratedPizza Hut delivery (the fat pan base one)Nandos (it's still dece desu)>MehBurger KingShake Shack (£££)Wendy's (?)Independent fried chicken sandwich places (£££)>ShitLeonMorley's Chicken CottageKebab totally soberSubwayPapa John's
>>226010898I put my finger in an old bedside lamp when i was a kid and it shocked me, its not relaxing, you feel like you can't move despite wanting to, and my finger felt like it was being punctured by thousands of tiny knives
>>226010931the right does exist
>>226010893hot >>226010924 hideous
>>226010924for me it's the picture of her sister looking up her dress with the most disgusted expression on her face
>>226010951bizarre reply
>>226010931But I look like this and say this
>>226010288nah but its a good thing they dickride naloxone because there is no downsides in America they are saying that they should "cull the herd" and thats based lol
people who hate billionaires unironically only hate them because of jealousy FACT.
>>226010941stop waffling the italian bmt slaps
>>226010924love girls that are just unabashedly slaggyrespect them far more than the "le cute/wholesome" types who usually have a higher body count
>>226010935>>226010958>>226010964quick elle post
>>226010948yeah! the paralysis part is crazy right? I accidentally grabbed an electrical plug while it was still partially inserted into a socket with my thumb and forefinger completing the circuit and it was like they were glued to the plug or magnetically attached
>>226010978I actually hate them because instead of enjoying their money or trying to use it to make the world better for others they use it to shape it to their interests
so utterly depressed all the time, want to die
>>226010898women erotic fanfic be like
>>226011000could never happen with a british plug, sorry not sorry!
going to take drugs now and buy pancakes from macdonald
>>226010994Subbers is shite mate, it just is. It's a poor imitation of a proper american hoagie and the bread stinks of sugar. Every subbers smells the exact same.
>>226010966why is it bizarre then
>>226010941papa john's cookie cake and garlic slices mog the whole of domino's
>>226011041grow up
>>226011015Volunteer to go litter pickingGenuinely
>>226010898thanks grok/google
>>226011038irrelevant pointless imageambiguous text
yeah a brown fuck made my subway sandwich and it tasted like he rubbed poo on it and they turned the AC on and started farting in to it so I dont like subway any more except their cookies which are very kosher
>>226010911
>>226010822Some very confused gay man in a dress made this
>>226010737listen mate i think i know how to speak my own language if i need help with spanish i'll ask you ok
>>226011055ah yeah standing next to the motoway picking up bits of dirty rubbish thrown out of car windows by low-iq biomass and chavssounds like a really uplifting journey to reconstitute faith in the human spirit
LIVERPOOL
brb eating my dinner
>>226011102Right don't then just do nothing and sit at home and die of drugs/alcohol instead
the days go by like hours when you are a lonely neet
hyperporn megawank on the cards
>>226011132ok i will do it !!
Money really is the most important thing in life
enters threadGets raped by a bbcleaves
>>226011073i thought it was on point
When I got made redundant in 2022 I got a sizeable payout for my years of dedication to the business. The six weeks I spent as a Neet were such an interesting time. The first month was ace, but then it suddenly and dramatically became an existential problem to me.
>>226011166quite a large line that if i do say so
>>226010273mark mothersbaugh was smoking weed in jamaica once with richard branson and said he looked like a "brain eating ape" and he got scared
>Mexico's actual name is United Mexican StatesUSM? mad that
>>226011162i read money as mousey
richard scranson
>>226011202no it's not mad
>>226011202ums
>>226011178every man needs a whole month of nothingness every few years don't know how cunts do it for literal years on enddrives me a tad mental
Candace Newmaker was a 10-year-old girl who died in 2000 during a “rebirthing” treatment meant to cure reactive attachment disorder. She was wrapped in flannel and covered with pillows to simulate a birth canal, and was expected to fight her way out of it, suffocating to death during the treatment.
Hello
>>226011166ket or coke
nigga think he adele
>>226011162It is nglI am financially independent already by virtue of having parents who are multi millionaires. Only my close friends really know the extent of it but no one at my work knows. They think I'm chained to a lifetime of salaryslave drudgerly to pay a mortgage just like them when in reality I live in a property worth seven figures fully paid off and make more outside work from investments and interest than I do reporting on the dotted line like they do all day. Right now I hate my job but I'm not really doing anything to pick up the slack as per the moans of my new manager who I dislike because fundamentally it just does not matter to me. And that is the most extraordinary luxury going.
>>226011164why
>>226011162I read that was "mousey" and then read the reply
>>226011178NEETdom is a truly double edged sword. It's the way life should be lived, carefree and without funneling money into the pockets of the elites for spare change yourself. On the other hand, with everyone else working, your life becomes ultimately meaningless and if you let it go for longer than like six months, your life is over. You can't just stop NEET and go back to work after you've been NEET for a certain length of time. Your brain can't handle it.
if brit disappears I will have no social outlet
>>226011228thought she was expected to climb back uo into her mum
yeah i eat out prostitutes, what of it?
>>226011228that isn't very funny bradley
hahaguilty as charged mehahaha
>>226011249your life sounds empty and unfulfilling thoughdo you really waste your time working a job you hate when you dont need to
>>226011248white thinks hes black>>226011286youre a secret agent spy that wants to have sex with me *pant pant* you bought me and will have your way with me *pant*
welcome to burger shot mahfuckeeerrr
>>226011162well health is more important than money
off for a pint
thinking about that lad who sat his dad down to listen to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy and record it for youtube and 5 years later he's sat on a sofa with Charlie XCX with her arse hanging out in a pair of fishnets. mad how quick some people's lives change and how others never change at all.
going to ask the proto if i can smell her
it's treason, then*spins towards you*
>>226011328you should stop thinking about that
>>226011328everything about that is so cringe
>>226011314why does every woman have lipedema now and why do they all wear pjs for outdoor wear
>>226011355I wish I had a girl to sniff not in a Joe Biden way, mind
want to search the interior of the proto-gf's vagina looking for golf balls and/or jesus
So when are we getting reparations for the harrying of the north?
>>226011298I'm not so wealthy that I can not work and just live a life of luxury. I could not work still live a financially secure but normal to modest life. Fundamentally I want to do something with my time that is fulfilling and also tops up the finances so that actually I'm earning a good living all things combined. It's a bit of a pride thing really. I also think if I neeted instead my gf would probs find it weird and it would put a strain on our relationship. I just need to move on to a new job that pays alright and isn't a pain in the arse/I like doing. Don't need to climb the greasy pole really.
>>226011355give her one for me mate
>>226011328who
>>226011373>lipedemait's called being fat lad
>>226011383does your gf have a sister? >:)
>>226011116ok x
>>226011383yeah i meant you have the security to take the risks needed to make whatever you want to happen happen didnt consider your job probably also pays pretty well toohope you figure out something you like
my chapgbt is cursed he keep telling me to kill
>>226011253the modern right is evil and corrupt
>>226011430Yeah she does actually
>>226011373being fat and having estrogen (being an actual woman). PLESE go habe sex!
>>226011374almost everything about women smells good even if they're all sweaty from jogging in the sun all daythe bumhole still smells like a bumhole though, it's not nice
we at /brit/ say rip to tinto brass
Omg I've just been sick
despair but also an erection
>>226011116had my dinner. it was nice
>>226011448put me onnnnnnnnnn
>>226011460
>eating dinner at half 5only toddlers and pensioners do this
>>226011306can i get 13 heart stoppers, 5 freedom fries, and a fingle burger
slept for too long and now have a headache
leftypol and rorke seeing a fit 16 year old:leftypol: omg they look like that?? rorke: wow they look like that, im still gonna fuck them though
processed foods makes lipedema much worse. it's science rorke . no its not just obesity
this might sound a bit harsh but i think that all mediums and new age spiritual health gurus and alternative medicine practitioners should be killed
>>226011480would love to see a side by side comparison of american and jap arses after the equivalent poos for these meals
>>226011480wonder if that strawberry sandwich is yummy or not yummy
wanking over nikki rhodes, my first pornfu
damn she looks like that but she is begging for the dick this means two things and I would in both situations. leftypol rekt
was gonna give you some life advice but then I realised I despised you all... so hmm hmm hmm hmmmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm
jerk your worthless penis
mousenonce living up to his name again i see
need a lipedema gf
>>226011570are you a girl
americhuds lost. here's british rorkian correspondent reporting live from the states
work your worthless genius
yeah they look like kids, so what why have the law at all, why not get rid of it if youre going to be the police
the far left and far right have far more in common than liberals and conservatives
penis is not worthlessit is good for sex
wee with your valuable penis
not going to give a warning stop policing pussy or else
>>226011623yes they do have far in common
need a leftypol gf
when was the last time I girl sent you a text message
>>226011654when was the last time a girl spat in my mouth? too long ago and it wasnt even that
>>226011644they should come together
>>226011626so still worthless for the majority here
>>226011589
whod have guessed david willyams was a nonce
>>226011654never had a text from a girl me31 KHHV me
>>226011654aobut 3 years ago
>>226011686going into a massive room full of children with a hugely visible boner was probably a clue
jd vance just turned babyface
position of power but if the government came up to me and said "be rich for your entire life or [LEGAL AGE] girl you entire life and no one has a problem with it" I am not taking the money, but well see, nobody is offering that liberty
remind me again what yank politics have to do with British culture?
>>226011686I can't remember who it was but someone (I think a comedian) said at their live show that he was at a david walliams show and walliams was being well noncey with one of the kids on stage
> Somalia police chief's bodyguard KILLED after WALKING INTO plane's STILL-ROTATING PROPELLER as he leaves aircraft
>>226011684oh dear
>>226011709so you went into a massive room full of children with a hugely visible boner then, because this didnt show up on Google
is there a single brit celebrity that isn't a nonce or rapist at this point
>>226011654did a job like 7 years ago when an incredibly hot girl would divvy out the shifts and would send be enormous texts to work it out.feel like i know what its like to be married now
>>226011684>only one thing can save America, this guy yanks please kill this freak with a sniper rifle
>>226011763Stephen Fry
>>226011709every story was titled something like the boy who wiggled his willy at his gran
>>226011709right so are you just being a massive pedo to try and be someone in this thread or are you just mentally stupid
>>226011763lee mack
new >>226011793>>226011793>>226011793
>>226011654July i think
>>226011718
>>226011753>>226011790>>226011805he did it on video
>>226011654August
