moai brad edition
>br adders>brad ders>brad.ders>bradd ers
>>226047735this is the one
>>226047707>black brad
going to drink cans all day
sucking a schnitzel
>>226047760good lad
sick to the back teeth of yanks swaggering around like they own the place
just saw a spider ok
doing a poo [8D VERSION]
blackpink in your rea
>>226047791you will be okdon't worry about it
so did Russel Brand rape those girls or no
>>226047890Don't know
>>226047890the classic post-whoring regret turning consensual rimming into rape
Good morning chud britain
proper wankered lads, might chunder
>>226047890The definition of rape is turning into "he was rich, I was young, I didn't know any better".
>>226047984*puts my winky in your stinky*
>>226047988Not the right time of day to post this you dumb jf
>>226048003In the yookay, that's how they say hello.
Mad how in Australia they don't change the clocks
yo cody I've had a sixer of bud light I'm going to chunder bro
>>226048006
>>226048037I don't change the clocks. Fuck the government.
Either you're a millionaire at 19 or you're basically cooked
>>226048037in queensland and western australia they don't, everywhere else they do
The Rt Hon Sir Adolf Hitler
Get your money up
smells like rain
Reposting meal deals from reddit, lotta (you)'s in this shit
is it gay to play mass effect as a girl shepard
>>226048184Stop giving away 190s tactics
off to get a meal deal for brekkie before woke bans it
>>226048212yes, playing as a female in any game is a surefire way to become a tranny
>>226047269What is this
smash that like button
happy Diego Day for those celebrating
>>226048315looks like muslim girl doing a tiktok dance
>>226048315Crap
Getting savagely gang blacked
I wanted to see the ending. You know the one.
>>226048375Bizarre lie
>>226048388they're having fun :)
she hate it ok
>>226048403Who goes to a rave at noon outdoors lol i think it was a psyop
Dumb ass 304s
>>226048410Bit sparse for a rave ok
it's a rave dave
>>226048425You really don't know what that's from do you
>>226048388Oh is this where Hamas agents infiltrate deep into the Israeli heartland via parachute
I didn't ask out my crush because the past couple times we've hung out she's tried inviting some other girl to come with us so she clearly just wants to be friends
it's Friday overhope everyone has a lovely day ok overor at least a nice weekend over and out
Why does he post the mice
>>226048435No that's silly. They drove their mopeds and bicycles through the fortified border area lol
>>226048450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLeyyb9V48A
>>226048450You as well bongy
>>226048409we love her in here
>>226048450weather is shit here and i'm working through the weekend thanks anyway xx
>>226048492It's going to be 75 and sunny here and I've no work this weekend
it’s friday isn’t it
stuntpegg and alysia liu lezzing off
Buying the dipBut holy fuck it keeps dippingOver
the
Is gta 6 ultimate edition worth it might just get the normal edition
im so sleepy
Affordable computing will be back in 2027AI jews btfo
Please post evidence of catbergés existence, we need more proof
>>226048598Don't know. Don't own a console.
won't somebody think of the stocks
what can we ban today mr. prime minister
>>226048541Please tell me when it's dipped all the way and I'll buy it
>>226048620
>>226048568>everyone just walks away or records on their phonemisanthropy eternally justified
I want a pizza
Boughted the dip
>>226048658With a garlic and herb dip no doubt?
>>226048639Its over over
boughted an energy drink yesterday which is waiting for me in the fridge
hm
>>226048690Roger roger
>>226048658In this economy? I'm not made of money
Party van is coming for you, pack extra underwear and socks.
>>226048715Problematic
>>226048693Ktim I got a big red bull
All women are whores
>>226048707economy is quite good if you've got a clue
>>226048739even your mum?
British women are all Mary Whitehouses at their core. Puritanical, herd mentality, conformist harridans.
>>226048694need her to tie me up and slam textbooks on my bollocks
Done a pooA very stinky one
>>226048745Sir Money Larper
>>226048715Actually that law states that people must think theyre real. Hentai is saved
Am going to the states for work next week and the scope has changed massively in the last couple of days. Where I was planning on having a nice relaxing day and doing a bit of packing and maybe wanking now I need to actually spend all day working at my job in order to get everything ready so I'm not overwhelmed when I'm out there. Basically what I need is enough time to go to a gun range and eat a load of trash food and check out a weed dispensary. Infuriating that toil may scupper my plans
>>226048736for me its monster energy monarch flavour
mental how easy it is to just strike up a conversation with someone
>>226048736>>226048786When you lads going to grow up and start drinking coffee?
no drugs no wank no point to life i'm afraid
>>226048794how so?
>>226048650Smol ball 1 and 2
>>226048736for some reason red bull tastes better in the smaller cans
>don't reveal my name or i'll kill myselfis a hilarious power move
>>226048783toilberg never shows mercy
i've got russell's autobiography and his second autobiography and jonathan ross's autobiography
My palantir stock is down nearly a thousand pounds in the last week :(
walking about with a pooery arse cos i havent got any toilet paper left
>>226048907It's funny only humans have this problem because we're the only animals with buttcheeks
>>226048694Poo comes out of that.
Is your country really banning facesitting porn or is it a meme?That's the only porn I jerk off to
>>226048783America is so peng, visited family in chicago and new york i wish i wasn't a runt and could move there but i cant even manage to move out my mums house
good morning you horrible incel bastards
>>226048931it's banning strangulation porn but people have pointed out it is worded so broadly it could include anything from blow jobs to face sitting.
>>226048931They banned "suffocation" in porn with an incredibly vague definition which could apply to things like face sitting or deep throating
>>226048931yeh its quite bizarre for them to focus on this instead of stopping foreign rapists from misogynistic cultures entering the country. very sinister people
>>226048693>>226048736When I was in the UK, I worked at one of the delivery companies, every morning after leaving the office I'd go to local newsagent and buy a couple of redbulls, then around 10 am I'd find an unused a side road, quiet street, stop there and have a redbull, it was especially nice on autumn and winter days, having redbull on a cool rainy day in quiet English countryside, that experience and those memories will always stay with me
>>226048934I'm unreasonably excited to sample their premier slop. Going to outback steakhouse to get a bloomin onion and kookaburra wings
>>226048955They're banning school uniforms in porn next. As if it'll have any impact at all from school girls being harassed by you know who
>>226048936morning sweetums \(>o<)/"
I'd love to eat Emma Watson's poo.
right well i'm going to have to go to the dentist aren't i
>>226048936if i'm really a horrible incel basterd why haven't i wanked in 6 days?
>>2260487742d girls are real
>>226049000They don't have dentists in the UK.
>>226049021used to but woke banned them dental hygiene is privileged you see
>>226048939No dedication to god and country. Just sit around playing Halo 4 all day.
>>226049050humans are filthkill every last one
>>226049050all of these people should be killedin minecraft
>>226048956Thats the British experienceBefore boriswave ruined itNow those laybys are filled with bames
IT'S FRIDAY THENNNNN
>>226049122It's just another Manic Monday (woooaahh ooahhh)
>>226049099Another doomer, you have no idea how good you have it (even with these idiotic porn laws)
Three rashers, thickHP BrownHighly processed white bread
>>226049145im woke so i dont like this that much
screaming at the toil freaks that just clocked in 9 minutes ago loool they got all day to toil
dont all post at once
>>226049186I'm still in bed, me
>>226049186what do you like to do whilst theyre toiling
>>226049186finish actual work at early lunchback at 1doss around and get paid for it thereafter
new york and LA now both have indian mayorscody cant say shit to us
wish i had a real toilall i've got is fake part time toil, the worst of both worlds
Don't like the word "behead". Linguistically, to behead someone literally means you are adding a head to someone, when they didn't previously have one, not dissimilar to words like bejewel, beguile, or bedevil. It's used the exact opposite though.
>>226049256Then just say decapitate instead
>>226048924>because we're the only animals with buttcheeksum
So we're following the flow of water upstream yeah?
wish i had a nice warm kitty cat to snuggle up with
>>226049256> to behead someone literally means you are adding a head to someoneDoesn't. the be- prefix in bejeweled is a different prefix to the one in behead, the one in behead is the same as the one in bereft or bereave.
how old were you when gta 5 came out
>>22604931625
>>22604931613
What is it about Europe that leftypol hates so much
>>22604931618I had a a dying GPU with a broken fan but was still able to play it
Creatine makes me piss out my arse like crazy business. All I'm trying to do is get a bit of muscle tone and I end up spending ages on the toilet every day. What gives?
so gay the faster you drive the more petrol you use it should just be the same amount regardless of the speed
>>2260493165 years old, I didn't play it until a decade later
rorke being flung through a wide arc and pinned with two of Caesar Milan's fingers pressed into his neck
Anonymous having a morning poo and feeling really good afterwards
>>226049389Get out of here dudeGo live your life
>>226049405too late, I completely arsed me life up
To deliver a package means you are removing the package's liver.
>>226049229Pakistani is the same shit kek
>he didn't boughted the dip
It's actually fucking unreal just how common cheating is in popular pc games like tf2 and cs2
Did any of you play sports growing up
>>22604931617Just a kidCame home from Sixth Form at lunchtime to install it, then went back for the afternoon Got home at 3 PM and played it for 8 hours straight Good times
>>226049356colonialism
eating a chocolate moose with 35g of protein for breakfast i dont care
>>226049450baseball yeah
>>226049434i thought i did but then it dipped even more and now i have no money until the first of the month
>>226049450Rugby. I had a trial at Sale Sharks when I was 15 that’s probably the closest I’ve ever come to any type of success in my life.
>>226049478Having my first meal deal in a while
>>226049437>popular pc games>tf2
>>226049450no i was an anti-football annoying kid so i just played yu-gi-oh
Friday the 13th next week. Will Jason be there?
want to poo in loo but i'm constipated so i'm farting in lieu
had multi-vitamin, fish oil, and magnesium tablets there
>>226049554Same but with digimon cards. I used to play it by myself just testing out every different scenario of which cards would beat which other cards every lunchtime. So if anyone did ever want to play with me I'd know exactly what card they've got from what cards I've got and I would know, probability wise, exactly what to pick to defeat any card they could have
Is he gone
>>226049524let me stay in 2013 you little cunt
>>226049598magnesium tablets should be taken a few hours before bed
>>226049614its always a few hours before bed
got one piece on
told the proto that i have a small dick so when i eventually show her my average sized dick it iwll be a pleasant surprise
Money is everything
>>226049658i look like that
140kg deadlift went up easier than everpr soon i reckon
>>226049658Fax cuh
>>226049672No joke my step dad does 180
>>226049658>>226049685this is just grim
>>226049613you will play valorant and you will like it
>>226049714Maybe if you’re a bitter woman. Are you telling me if you’re 60 you wouldn’t want a fit 20 year old model gf if you could?
>>226049737yeah
> UK gaming restrictions will put in-game chat behind age gatesSome cunt last night was telling me burnhams actually doing a great job!
burnham is in buckinghamshire but it is very close to slough which is in berkshire
Thinking about Emma Watson's poo again lads.
>>226049737>hanging out all day with someone who hates who and is just waiting for you to die? whats not to like!
UK doing everything they can to protect children except stopping people in power and migrants from raping them
>>226049779If you’re a rich old guy you aren’t “hanging out all day” with your model gf you’re at the golf club with boys drinking most of the time
>>226049786Mostly white men who are doing that
cannot fucking wait to drink tonight when I get home been waiting since wednesday
>>226049831White men can be migrants
>>226049850vile muck
Seinfeld 2026: George go on ozempic
>>226049737Old men are disgusting
>>226049858Yeah that piss water you lot drink over there is vile muck tbf
my 30s is my decade fr
>>226049877keep sucking on that bottle and destroying the only body god gave you
>>226049786have a day off rorke ffs
howdy y'all
>>226049910oreyt mucka
chatgpt calls everyone a victorian goblin
>>226049899lol you worship a jew
>>226049910Hey Brayden
i am a normal person
got mr inbetween on
Every time I see my boss’s status on Teams it’s red and says “in a call” who tf this nigga calling all day
> BREAKING: Newcastle player Amar Dedic has crossbow seized by police after six-car chase
>>226049944dont knowdont care
Maybe `Mouse` streams later on twitch
it friday
energy drink of choice? the humble celsius lemon/lime, of course
farting out my cock
>>226049950>In a bizarre twist, Newcastle goalkeeper Mark Gillespie and former defender Paul Dummett arrived at the scene while police were speaking to Dedic. It is understood the pair were in the area by chance and stopped to offer assistance.
>>226049964
>consuming energy drinksROARING
Remember Henry Nowak? I do.
might go to the freak off tonight
>>226049996remember new coke?
>>226049996didn't he play for portsmouth?
Bloody bastard son of bitch !!
it's a bit chilly lads
have the doggies recovered from last night
>>226049980Dedic, it's me, GazzaI've brought tins and a roast chicken
>international break loomsI thought we had fewer breaks because the last one was so long that was only about 2 weeks ago
>>226049996Didn’t his parents tell you they weren’t going to play your game rorke? Pack it in
just ate a anti depressant
>>226050041eat a pro depressant as well and see what happens
im farting out me bum arent i
>>226050035they had the world cup this year, how can they have an international break?
henry nowhack november
>>226049996Henry “Chat Shit Get Shanked” Nowak
>>226050039no wonder he had no fight in him with pozzed parents
i push my fingers into my eyes
there's just no helping footymongs
right but why am i not allowed to eat nuts during november then
manchester city football clubwhatever happened there
>>226050063>pozzed parentsthey've been told by ricu to keep the peace
Increasing my fiber intake cured my insomnia
>>226050070swansea vs newport #lads #firm
>>226050094reckon his head weighs more than my entire body
>>226050097no it doesn't. stupid thing to say.
>>226050092pathetic little boys
>>226050109Wouldn’t say that to them would you though
>>226050099giwtwm
>>226050099I’ll allow this one she’s fit
Almost died on the bench press today in the gym like would’ve been embarrassing
>>226050092why are they scrapping over whose team kicks the ball better when none of the men kicking the ball are even from their country
St Henry Nowak joins the Rorke Pantheon alongside:>St Lee Rigby>St Charlene Downs>St Charles Kirk
i think the song yesterday by the beatles is probably one of the best songs of all time desu
>>226050151Hooligans just like to fight
that's a trans
>>226050112or what? wouldnt want them to hit a closed train door i suppose
>>226050151>none of the men kicking the ball are even from their countrywhat you on about? Welsh is right there in number 23
>>226050174The train door is open
>>226050130it's AI mate
>>226050184cheeky bugger
For dinner tonight:>Wikinger hot dogs with ketchup mustard and those little crispy onions>mccain gastro chips>Aspall’s cider>tub of Ben and jerries chocolate fudge brownie for pudding It gonna be lush
started watching jujutsu kaisen even though i don't usually like anime but the proto has been watching it and it will give us something to talk about
>>226050197>new york and LA now both have indian mayorshaha
>>226050213for me it's>whatever frozen breaded shit I've got (think I've got some haddock)>whatever frozen potato shit I've got (hash browns probably)chucked in the air fryer for 18 minutes BOSH
>>226050185and so is my arse
>>226050222Mamdani is based now. Absolutely insane aura and charisma
>>226050097italian museum curators as they're unpacking Michaelangelo's David:
>>226050213the lad i was talking hot dogs with the other day?lushtacularwish i had some 'dogs
got a $16k tax rebate and i'm going to spend it ALL on drugs
>>226050197>Genuinely worse off than europeYeah no shit? The only people who didn’t know this are retarded magas on Twitter who see one video of Paris and label Europe a “Islamic hellhole” and “Europe is finished” meanwhile their state is 50% white, less when you take away the “Hispanic whites”
thinking
>>226050253spend it on tap dance lessons
>>226050234Corrr lush that. Any beans or mushy peas to go with it perfhance? Or a slice of bread and butter?>>226050250Nah not me lad don’t think I’ve ever talked about them on here before. They are indeed 3x Lush though
>>226050264don't think too hard
>>226050240he had to back down from arresting netenyahu that was unauraful
Rewatching Breaking Bad.Honestly it's a tad contrived.
fucking cold
>>226050264not allowed
>>226050283You should watch the Irish version it’s called gypsy potato LOL
>>226050283Yeah it’s a TV show mate
>>226050265i'm gonna do enough drugs to send myself to a dimension where tap dancing is the only thing that exists
>>226050264stop it ok
I am a righteous goy
>>226050294
sucking
just waiting for the moment I can start boozing really
>>226050318i already got shot caller yesterday and i'm quite happy with resting on my laurels thank you
>>226050321Hate this performative twat
>>226050318getting a post ending in 46 because i'm a murse
Markus Dupree is a supremely based Shagger He understands that passionate, violent sex is what women want
loading my rdr2 save because i got raped
New>>226050393
performatively posting on /brit/
>>226050355
Coisa
