deino edish
Life without booze is a meme
haven't seen anyone eat a smint in a very, very long time
hi there
Would drink more but up at 7am to go help clear grandadbergs flat
dodgy tummy tonight
ive got so many sorts i could message
>>226234674>xylitol
>>226234690bro think he maynards with all these sorts
Another year without a job, whatever will I do with myself
rets get this straight... i raff... i ruse?
need a new scent, me. an eau de
maybe get shitfaced tonight?
>>226234714scr
oh we love ` Fode`
>7m ago: RAF Mildenhall and RAF Lakenheath are currently on lockdown, following reports of an imminent threat to U.S. military forces stationed in the United Kingdom.
Dogberge just stole dogbergs chewbone, what a bitch
>>226234649we love him
>>226234747just a few hair of the dog beers for me
>>226234747no footy tomorrow nothing to wake up for so yes I'm boarding the steamtrain
feeling anxious
loose lips sink ships
>>226234757we've never distributed a leaflet to say that you mustnt attack military installationstheir asylum claims are currently NOT in jeopardy
>England’s founding 1,100 years ago to be commemoratedleftypol, deconstruct this shit
You'll be there, right?
>>226234801that sounds very gay
>>226234801mad how many lads are starved of any social connection
What happened to Frisps then? Haven't seen them in a while.
How's NNN,I expect a completely genuine answer.
Whatever is causing the uk and other European countries to destroy themselves wont be stopped
>>226234824ktim
>>226234801Played this shit at 17 and then haven't gone back, people were still playing it?
>>226234801i give it 5 seconds before someone pulls out a rocket launcher
>>226233760You're my enemy and will be for life. I pray you're young, knowing your ignorance and lack of sensibility comes from not experiencing life fully yet will give me a lot of comfort
>>226234826I've failed because I nutted in the bf's arse a few times
>>226234801right well that's me in with the mod menu spawning a million gorillas in the middle of the road isn't it
hat
mummy rayner set to introduce "transgender for everybody" policy next week, sources say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKZDcFol7gw Some Children in Need tunage
>>226234679Time to squat again. This will be my all time personal best. Quite something.And only upwards from here
>>226234901I'm a fat cunt, really need to lose like 40kg
>>226234881es hat was?
what are those silly tattoos of horizontal pale lines you see women get on their upper thighs, below the shoulders and arms
probably won't live to see gta 7
You lot don't half talk some shite sometimes!!!!!!
>>226234909thats quite a lot mate
https://www.restorebritain.org.uk/cromwell_clubRorke mate
>>226234923cope
>>226234923dont care
>>226234901I don't think squatting will help much, can't hurt though. Why don't you just cut out the sugar and processed crap. You don't need all of the trash in your life anyway. You'll feel better.And cut down on alcohol. I did this decades ago and I think it's paid off Mm
sister got a tatoo of an ornate pair of scissors on her arm bizarre
>>226234940I did say I was a fat cunt
>>226234947in this house cromwell is a hero, end of story!
still wearing the poppy
>>226234909how heavy are you?
>>226234961shes got dicks on her face too
>>226234961
when gta 6 online comes out i will be orbital striking the entire lobby with an f-16
>>226234975septum piercing. huge green flag!
world gonna end because of global warming
>>226234779Ghost looks like he got some sun.
le english o algo
>>226234976119kg
>>226234961isn't that a lesbian tattoo? shows other lesbians that you're a lesbian
rehab room should be uploading later today
There's an older Chinese woman who regularly comes into the shop where I work and I find her incredibly attractive. She's not good-looking at all, I wouldn't normally say that but it's the truth. She has a cute personality but otherwise I can't explain it. Just completely does it for me
How much of Manchester is British owned? Last I looked it's the Saudi's who own both football clubs and the Trafford Centre.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1794600894503210.webm
>>226235028or animals will evolve and adapt like they always do?
no hablo ingles
>>226234961must be a good hairdresser
>>226235095evolution isnt real lol dont be stupid
>>226235061dayum
bet it was class being a viking going raping and pillaging northumbria with the lads
>>226235081anything the goys are drawn to is foreign owned, yesthis goes for anywhere in england
>>226235112please be joking
50mg Sildenafil didnt work50mg Tadalafil didn't work
hi ummy
>>226235061height?
>>226235141175cm>>226235113I've lost 10kg already, in the last year tho, very slow
>>226235125imagine the smell
>>226235135
>>226234843pipe down rorke
>>226235129muh ancestor o algo
I got cans
>>226235155Good job lad Slow progress is still progress
>>226235191thanks to that crazy bastard we have to deal with jobs, and debt, and christmas music
>>226235207me tomorrow
Eagerly awaiting the harry potter tv show
>>226235191it's deep time shit earth has been around for longer than you can wrap your head aroundthink about it
>>226235191Hate this bastard
>>226234923don't give up
Might watch Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs in bed tonight while I play Pokemon Emerald
>>226235217might only have a few tonight and save most of them for tomorrow. quite tired
>>226235218not allowed to look forward to things
>>226235251Right well you aren't actually watching it then if you're paying attention to a game at the same time
I got chills, you got powerI got needs, every hour
>>226235251i think you should do one or the other as otherwise you won't be able to concentrate
Right it's been about 13 hours and mumberg is still in bedOnly reason I'm posting here is so I can post if she's alive or notSince I'm worried she might be dead
having a cappuccino cream liqueur and restoring the museum in pokopia:>>>
>>226235270>>226235274Based concentrators
>>226235293/brit/ stands with you lad
fireworks time
mousey with a chance of speedballs
>>226235293shove your cock up her arse to test
>>226235270>>226235274Perhaps you are right>>226235297Huge undertaking, that.
>>226235322Post your IQ
Migrant with 180 previous offences including 80 against pensioners puts elderly man into coma after violent robbery pretending to be gas engineer.
>>226235347white people are brazy
>>226235173You're truly my enemy. I pray you realise your nasty ways one day. This country is in trouble
might paint myself black and run around piddington
>>226235339cleaning up the inside and making it nice for all my fossil friends and putting in a balcony all around the 2nd floor and installing a skylight with the DLC horizontal panes then digging out the rest of the volcanic ash :)
>>226235341
>>226235347the boomer destroyer
>>226235293>>226235320>>226235338Lads, she's alive. Apparently she's just been glued to her fucking laptop with the lamp on instead of the light so didn't know cause couldn't see the lightSuppose I'll get the BIG CANS to celebrate mumberg being aliveI was actually really fucking worried
>>226235380you're a strange cunt
I've hurt my knee a bit before I've even started, just loading up the bar. Hoping this doesn't affect me. Being above 30 is a killer
>>226235380rape your mum
>>226235391fuck off, canslad is one of our best posters
>>226235341idk and im not the one firing them off. just the mf forced to hear them
>>226235444Lol
nigga 46 living with mummy
>>226235380is she fit?
first it was global warmingthen it was global heatingnow it's global ROASTING
he gets the big chipshe gets the big canswhat's his nameit's canslad
Just love the hustle and bustle of the city
>>226235125
>>226235454better than living alone desu
might watch the outlaw josey wales x
might go on a virgin hike
>might watch the outlaw josey wales x
might do nothing
>>226235391Sorry I was worried about mumberg>>226235431Would but it's illegal here>>226235457She's 140 year old woman, lad>>226235444WAHEYYYYYY>>226235454Have to have her here, ladOtherwise it's a home since she's in no way capable of living alone and can't kick mumberg to a home now, can I?
>>226235518it's sick that, have you seen it?
>>226235467he has never had a drop of alcohol in his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dPwBWvmcbQIt's going to be a movie.
drinking my pee for the health benefits
>>226235533>She's 140 year old woman, ladand?
trans rights todaytrans rights tomorrowtrans rights forever!
Solo female traveller hitchhiking to India!
Chris Spargo or Luke O'Sullivan?
my life a movie
they're putting a gender neutral bog in my toil so I can stop going out the back for a piss
>>226235380I'm actually glad and happy for you. Why not check on her sooner though, instead of leaving it up to what ever horrible fate it could have been. Put yourself at ease.Anyway, when you were growing up did you ever hear your mum having sex?
nth for the gyaldem
>>226235649get a fucking clue
>>226235479looks nice where is that
Just gave my dog and hug and she licked my face ok
>>226235347nun the guvment cud do
What are them gym benches called with the long bit facing the mirror? I see them in the gym sometimes but they're never there the days I want to do dumbell lat raises. I want to ask for one but I don't know what to ask for
>>226235671cute ok
>>226235626nonce phenotypes
>>226235596
>>226235671Omg same
>>226235671post dog pls
>>226235680don't know. better off using cables for lateral raises
half bottle of vino down
>>226235671aww
>>226235671lovely stuff, thanks for sharing
>>226235649pedo scum!
>>226235669ur mums arse m8
>>226235669
what is that rorke fella up to?
2 bottles of wine looks a lot when you start then when you have half a bottle left it's definitely not enough
2 sets down, 3 to go. Glad I made myself do it. Join me on this road
>>226235717Like the one circled in red
>>226235649does your dad go to bed late on the weekends
gonna drink special brew and go on ome . tv, wish me luck lads
another friday of drinking and talking to your mates on the /brit/ is it?
>>226235784transitioning would have saved her
>>226235766*hides under my bedsheets*
>>226235669Do these idiot kids just buy these cards as singles? I wonder how much money she's spent. I bet she doesn't even appreciate them. Nothing is sacred anymore. I can't have anything special
>>226235592Bit too young>>226235641Because she can sleep up to about 30 hours sometimes if she's not wellAnd I don't know - want to pop over and make me hear it>>226235723WAHEYTYYY
>>226235740>pedoFOY
>>226235776That's just a normal bench on an incline. You can adjust any bench to do that lol
i have serious chud fatigueneed the rorkes to pack it in and stop being so cringe
>>226235795no. i don't drink.
>>226234210is it not been otuside today>>226234228ye that's fair comment but i'm so alone>>226234241nah they're like in their mid late 20s usually
>>226235797Feel good now, feel extra extra horrible later, to no end. Don't do it to yourself. Don't go for the low hanging fruit
>>226235804Can you teach me Gaelic please?
>>226235825you need to see a doctor
rockstar vibes
a load of cock up me arse what do you reckon?
>>226235795...yh
do you think men with fat ugly girlfriends eventually find them attractive through conditioning themselves by cumming inside them or do they just pretend the whole time. Sometimes see women and they barely even look like human beings like their torso is on upside down.
>>226235838Neinthat's german for Irish translated to Irish from the English word 'no'
doing a big think
>>226235816No but the ones I'm talking about have the long bit facing the mirror
>>226235837>Don't go for the low hanging fruitmore for me then haha
Farted and it stinks
>>226235848anything to stave off this perishing cold
>>226235872so turn one around? They do move
>>226235878
he has no shame
>>226235876
everytime i try to do a podrace online on the stupid star wars game i crash into a wall and explode! i keep coming in last fucking place!!!
>>226235862they like fucking and codependency with a tubby munts is better than being alone for many
>>226235894dead
>>226235800buying singles is much better desu lad. I love gambling and there's a romance about being the only owner of your card so I spend stupid money on sealed shit but the sensible choice is just buying the cards you want
mfs in /brit/ do kinda be talkin like sephiroth doe...
>the sensible choice is just buying the cardsfalse
>>226235921grow up
i'm gay
>>226235887No but the other ones have the long bit at the back and the short bit at the front. I don't want one of those
>>226235804Throughout all those years you never heard one moan, one little headboard knock. The houses in the UK are made so cheaply I don't believe that, unless you're rich.I'd love to join you guys if you were in England
>>226235870mfw when this fucker is real and not ai
Off for a shit, wish me luck
>>226235950you're hard work sunshine
>>226235800gamblers buy packs and trade. it's the proper way to collect
>>226235941why?
>>226235956Cork isn't England, ladalso she's 140
brb gonna shag the mrs (a jap fucksleeve with eyes and lipstick drawn on)
>>226235959>Off for a shitnot on my watch
I have reason to believe that Quentin Scobie aka The Book Club is also X user Καλός @realKalos
>>226235994
>>226235959Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Happy potter is currently bleaching Megan thee stallion
>>226235898I couldn't get it up for a big girl, and I have triedPlus what do you need to be dependant on a woman for?
and the latest from gossip_guy?
>>226236002he love it flour
>>226236001scr
>>226235984you dont live in ireland
>>226236003bpcr
>>226236003she love him ok
>>226236015been MIA on ruby's tattle thread for months. tbf rubester is boring as fuck these days he's probably moved on to better things
Anyone else see that thread on /r9k/ of the incel having a melty because he got rejected by an obese prostitute
alri play off the grid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDMNjT-QpI
>>226235966Retard>>226235921You guys really get me down. The Christmas stuff and now this you actually have no souls, just cold people. That's not the point of it, that's not the fun. Your loss anyway, my childhood was magical. The chances were slim and the rewards were immense. Orgasmic as an eight year old.
>>226236059yes everyone has seen it
>>226236059salida
>>226236059no, /r9k/ is a miserable place
>>226236052>tbf rubester is boring as fuck these daysshe's been boring as fuck EVERY DAYwhy the fuck have they and you ever been obsessing over her????????
>>226235984I said IF you were in England. What's wrong with ya lad haha. And older than better. Post her
>>226236040imagine her inserting him inside her bodily and he then wanders around pretending to be megan and dressing her up then walking the streets picking up men for paid sex be so mad haha
>>226236098Cork isn't in the UK eitherShe's never been to the UK
>>>/r9k/85949244
>>226236120fakest shit i ever seen
>>226236120>paying to shag thatI wouldn't even for free
>>226236120sc
>>226236075>The chances were slim and the rewards were immense.yeah that's why I love it I don't buy singles myself but that's the sensible way to do it. I've got this + 2x151C jumbo booster boxes arriving tomorrow chasing chinese exlusives
>>226236009I slept with a fat girl and it was horrendous her fanny stank no matter what and the whole bed would almost buckle when she lay on top of it
>>226236109are you doing ok?
he was a SERIAL KILLER
got the cia circus music on
only on my second beer
Tilde turning to Sheilas' Wheels for car insurance
the first graphics card i had
>>226236118Course it's the UK, it's Ireland
>>226236230whats wrong with Sheilas' Wheels
>>226236184I've never seen these. How old are you?
>>226236230yodelayodelayheehoo
>>226236262My first graphics card(Aside from the Intel HD graphics card obviously)
Finished my shit, was a sloppy last night's curry shit, and stank
>>226236325poo smells
>>226236336bizarre lie
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Diego has successfully lost his virginity
>>226236277old enough that I should have better things than pokemon to spend money on
Think I'm gonna treat myself and have a lie in until 6 tomorrow
switch 2 needs charging
OMG I've just been sick
it's nightmare tenants, slum landlords for me
>>226236262cant remember it was so long ago but it was slow with agp
anyone bite the skin around their fingernails until it bleeds?done that to one of mine now and it doesn't look very goodgot mental health, you see
wonder if emmayank would be ok with alcohol shits
might have a second twix
>>226236373can you not just plug it in
No, seriously, what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>226236373been playing ocarina of time?
>>226236404ive got the cat on my lap i cant get up or he'll wake up:)
oh rogue of love
>>226236409>IM HARRY POTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>226236416not yet
Bf's dog is being put down tomorrow
if you were 15 again, would you wish that pokemon was real, or harry potter was real?
>>226236423*tosses ice cold water on the both of you*
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1794596913388822.mp4
>>226236120REALLY hope this is fake
Why don’t you buy Ukrainian underpantsBecause Chernobyl fallout
>>226236455i wouldn't give a fucki'd wish neither were real
>>226236476fake as hell
>>226236453
>>226236455If I were 15 again I wouldn't give a fuck I'd be too busy relishing that I could legally and socially acceptably pursue 13-15yo pussy and cute boys and I'd be doing everything in my power to maximise that.
>>226236476Please say its ai
I want something!Toy
>>226236499weirdo
Canu Sukmeov
>>226236409The effect used on Potter's face in the end shot is the reverse of what happens when the dementors steal your soul. It is portraying Harry's growth as a wizard and how he overcame the Dementors
>>226236499>legally pursue 13-15yo pussynope
>>226236485rofl
disgusting middle aged woman on the train earlier hiccupping and stuffing her gob with TWO large mcdonalds fries, chicken nuggets AND a quarter pounder AND a large drink - presumably full fat coca colahorrible drunkard
>>226236485it's chornobyl. that's the correct ukrainian transliteration.
>>226236581What's it to you?
my sabrina carpenter blacked AI video is finished
Lost the passion for life that I had as a teengar
>>226236581corrrr
>>226236455what the hell am i meant to do wiht a pokemon
>>226236581did you get triggered lad
>>226236581The writer's barely disguished fetish.txt
>>226236607there are some VERY sexy ones
>>226236607so many things, ladyou could literally fly on its back
>>226236409literally walked out of the cinema the first time i saw this
>>226236613s
>>226236591disturbing my quiet train journey with her hiccupping and slurping
>>226236596do you wish you were her
>>226236607fuck umbreon
>>226236596link?
>>226236642um
ive procrastinated getting the cans and now it is 21:17pm which is too late to get them really
Just need to survive 6 more days
glaceon is the sexiest eeveelotion by far
>>226236657just do it what are you some kind of bitch
blackedindian.webm
>>226236627>>226236642i dont think thats allowed because theyre animals >>226236632i dont want to do that thank you
>>226236676...yh
>>226236657Asda open until 11.45
>>226236712>>226236712
not many right well posts these days
meowscarada location pokopiameowscarada favourite bed pokopia
browsing /v/ a lot more lately
>>226236366Tell me. I want to know
