I don't know if I should trust this medio...
>>46454756Prepare yourself, start moving to the bed.
>>46454756I-i'm not gay! I have relationships with women! And sex with men.
>>46454756>>46454791You WILL be the mistress' next meal.
>>46455387Then I got news for you, that means you're gay
>>46454756I borrow her little maid headpiece there, put it on, and tell her "I maid time in my day for it." and laugh.
If I were Sakuya I would flirt with /jp/ anons
>>46454756I'd say "sure, come here sweetheart" and hold her nice and secure.
>>46454756
>>46456980Drunken toungewrestling with Sakuya!!
>>46456792*dramatic music, as the realization creeps in*
>>46455387Wow, 3 posts in you already have to ruin the thread and make it about how gay you are.You're genuinely worse than 3DPD women.
>>46458025I'M NOT GAY!!
>>46454756B-but Sakuya as the head maid, you're my boss.Isn't this sort of behaviour improper?
A /jp/sie can have a reasonable amount of anonymous gay sex with other /jp/sies without it necessarily counting as gay, it's in the rules.
>>46460577I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>46460577you heard >>46461154, post more Sakuya, i do not wish to continue the notgay conversation
>>46456980convinced that artist is the fucking anti-christ
The headmaid got three threads! 3!It's over for the vampire, long live the time stopping human!
>>46454791Yesh
>>46454756>Hang out with me a littleAnd do what?
>>46473519KINO
>>46479451Anal, of course.
>>46479451play mario kart, of course
>>46479451Super Mario Kart Anal Deluxe Wii, of course.
>>46480089I don't think that's a real game...
>>46499489"So you see anonymous, that's why it is vital for the continued prosperity of the SDM that I ride you raw until we fill up all the empty rooms with our bastard offspring. We start in fifteen minutes, don't shower."
>>46481102It's simple, you do Sakuya anally while playing Super Mario Kart tougher at the same time.You win if your partner cums first and you defeat them in the game. If you only manage to do one of them then Its a tie.
>>46454756Only if you stop time. I have other things to do.Actually I'll buy you shit and I'll love you silly if you stop time so I can have infinite time to study.>>46454825If I find this artist ever, I'm going to clench down on his man boobs (which he are sure to have) until they swell up to about that size.
>>46500800>Actually I'll buy you shit and I'll love you silly if you stop time so I can have infinite time to study.Can she even stop the time for others?
>>46454756I'm sorry Sakuya but I *have* to be ready for my next assignment tomorrow. We can still however continue our Quake deathmatch after work.. So yeah, good night of nights, Sakuya.
>>46500800Remember to spank him too.
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DO NOT trust this maid. She serves humans as food for the residents of the mansion
>>46500689i don't like anal...
>>46508520But Remilia and Flan only drink blood, Patchy doesn't need to eat anything and she wouldn't serve Meiling or any of the Faries, so to whom is she serving those humans to?
>>46508534You will... you will...
>>46513383But I'm not Jewish.
>>46514379You will... you will...
>>46466265I wish she stabbed me and looked at me like that then told me how much she loves me
>>46531663>>46536016Strange how she has time for a photo shoot.
>>46528897sakoola
I wish someone that liked me existed
>>46548216I like you.
>>46548516<3
>>46454756What If I end up getting Sakuya knocked up?
>>46548592Her knives might fall out so just be careful not to accidentally get yourself stabbed by a falling blade.
>>46548216I like you, anon. Come here and i'll smother you with hugs
I want to be hugged by the meido.I bet she smells nice.
>>46549228She smells like sweat, blood and pussyjuice.In other words: Heavenly.
>>46549373>sweatLickety lick.
i thought everyone was a neeti feel betrayedi want anal with sakuya
>>46454756Nice of Remilia to set up a date for Sakuya.
>>46574779the fat slap sounds she does when walking through the mansion can be heard from the villagefat pig maid only good for sex
>>46580718with me.
I hope Sakuya understands that as a long-time TruNEET I may just drop a pile on the carpet in the middle of a conversation. It's part of my lifestyle and I hope she isn't put off by it.
>>46598026No anon, Sakuya will not buy you diapers.
>>46500800>so I can have infinite time to study.just attain immortality bro
>>46637831not very elegant...
>>46454756A little longer? Sure thing!
>>46500800>If I find this artist ever, I'm going to clench down on his man boobs (which he are sure to have) until they swell up to about that size.That's a weird way to thank someone.
