She just turned 800 years old, say something nice about her
I want to adopt her and train her to be my adorable little meidoI don't care about her services I just want to see her in a cute maid outfit doing adorable things cutely.
>>46593393that's patchy
She has pretty teeth
>>46593393>turned 800 guh?
>>46593487I thought this was common knowledge by now
>>46593500rumimi is indeed quite pomerianan when you think about it.
Rahmel
>>46593402I want to take Rumia in and teach her everything I can about humans, their habits, and their ways of thinking, so she can use that knowledge to become a competent hunter of humans!
me in the middle
I don't need anything else in life
I think it's neat that she exists and I would like to visit her some day.
>>46597829She looks grumpy. Better let her sleep...
>>46593442I hope this devious nibbler doesn't bite
>>46603369They're love bites, like cats give you!Just count your fingers after she's done. There might still be time to get it back from her and get it reattached.
>>46603457What if I bite her back to show her what it feels like? Not so funny now is it, Rumia?
>>46594933>teach her everything I can about humans, their habits, and their ways of thinkingI'd ask how well I know myself before committing to that
>>46603467
>>46605656do NOTReimu, please watch over her and make sure nobody tries to do anything strange to her!
I'm installing the Big Grue firmware update and nobody can stop me
>>46609942
>>46612469Your funeral!
>>46605656You will most likely be eating other Humans as well by eating her to a degree
>>46613825cool, doesnt that turn you into a youkai or something?
>>46614516What will be anon's power when he turns into a youkai?
>>46614593Youkai of the DawnRepresenting his newfound role and inversion of light and good
>>46604515Well enough to commit to having a literal monster for a daughter!
>>46615228Could your desire for raising a capable monster daughter come from a deep-seated desire for power and control?
>>46617033That combined with the novelty of having a pet because I never had a pet growing up! The pet in question being sapient would surely make care easier, right?
>>46621159What does she keep in the bag?
>>46593393800 years without any intellectual development, 800 more to go!
>>46623538How do youkai stay so stupid for so long?
Youkai of the Dusk Rumia, slithering through the forestYoukai of the Dusk Rumia, creeping across the heathYoukai of the Dusk Rumia, sharpening her teethYoukai of the Dusk Rumia, she bites strangles and chomps Who'd imagine that all of the defence we can muster,the only thing that will work against her, is a crop duster?
>>46626653this is worst than any ai poetry ever conceived.
>>46618923Sapience gives the opportunity to ensure a more meaningful and fulfilling relationship between a monsterdaughter and fatherowner! Maybe through Rumia's own darkness you can further find yourself!
>>46593393Please God, I want to impregnate EX Rumia from Osana Reimu so bad! I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, Man-eating Youkai. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. EX Rumia is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary street clothes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her rainy bosom, slurping that rich Youkai milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her eat me alive just to be near her for a brief moment. She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty-seven Half-Youkai children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole. I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more. God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs save for eating them of course!. But I would do it. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her chair but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to EX Rumia’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, EX Rumia. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, EX Rumia. I'm waiting for you. I’ll always be waiting for you.Note: This is about EX Rumia from Osana Reimu who is an adult and a baddie, not the canon Elementary schooler looking ass Rumia, I’m not a lolicon.I wish Osana Reimu was Canon….
>>46627659Maybe through that shared experience she will learn a little about what it really means to be human and in turn I will learn what it means to be a monster and by doing so, mutually reach the perfect middle ground of understanding...
Moving to Rumia next year! Scary! Uwa-!
>>46614593A master baiter
>>46614593getting massacred by reimoo
>>46614593Probably Rumia's power and if he isn't a retard like her, he will make much better use of it than she did.
The loving headpat hu
>>46626685I drove through the village on the road to HakureiReimu welcomed me over the cup of sake heyShe said "The man who can bring Rumia dead or alive to me..gets Aunn hand in marriage and the donation box's key" Youkai of the Dusk Rumia, slithering through the forestYoukai of the Dusk Rumia, creeping across the heathYoukai of the Dusk Rumia, sharpening her teethYoukai of the Dusk Rumia, she bites strangles and chompsI said "Just get me an aircraft and some powder, shrine maiden. I will bring you Rumia, money you will trade in,"The Shrine Maiden did and the next morning I took off sweetlyAll the powder from the plane fell on Rumia neatly.
>>46629547Rumia's simple nature could make it challenging to gain anything revelatory from her, but she still possesses the potential for relatability and familiarity to your own inner child. Your wisdom can help nourish Rumia's childlike nature, helping her develop into a stronger and more capable youkai. The need for balance and moderation in the relationship is important, as it's entirely possible for you or Rumia to be consumed exploring each other's worlds...
>>46643174Fear of the dark...Fear of the dark!I have a constant fearthat Roomba's always near!
>>46623497saws and cleavers for a grabbing a quick snack
>>46643389It's for the best. We wouldn't want Rumia becoming too human.
>>46643689Blinded by the light~
>>46621159my heart
>>46612469Yanhu materialRoomba likes you so Roomba keeps you
I should go see the cactus farm this year.
must hugfingers can be reattached
she sleepy
>>46593393I'm that fumo
