Thread for the goat herself
possibly the most precious smile in the world
>>46604152Fake and gay. The real Yuuma has a sharp and scary smile but is still precious!
>>46603950I wonder how much oil is in those sloshers
>>46604198The appeal of Yuuma is that you can just dunk her headfirst in an oil barrel to get the other one back and then explode her to get the first one again.Plus you can't actually see her teeth in any of the 19 sprites, which doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't have sharp teeth still. ZUN will break eventually and canonically give her sharp teeth just like he broke and changed Cirno's wings from being connected to her back to being disconnected.The funny dinner plate and cutlery on her clothes can stay though
>>46604198Yuuma is multifaceted
>>46604342Yuuma before and after getting gangraped by 4 flans futa penises
>>46604213enough to satisfy the United States greed for oil
>>46604152That smile could bring world peace
Toutetsu-sama...
I LOVE CRUDE OIL!!!
>>46604994You want to get praised again? Good job, keep it up~.
>>46603950>goatLooks like a cow.
is she the fluffiest hu
>>46607038even fluffier than unzan?
>>46607050i think she'd be more tangibly soft, though i do respect a good fist
>>46603950need yuuma feet
>>46603950Reminder that Yuuma is for lovey dovey handholding impregnation with full eye contact and the lights on
Can Chiyaris thrive in a Yuuma thread?Song for both of them:https://youtu.be/xssCPImmHuo
>>46607192Yuuma is for sunrise to sunset power blowjobs.
I know she’s evil and I should hate her, but…When she looks all sweet like this >>46604152 a damn bleeding heart like me finds it hard to despise this taotie. Damn this cute gote gangster.
>>46607219Purple aunn
>>46607992Gaining favors with the yakuza from hell!
>>46607992evil is just a moral construct that prevents you from identifying with that which reflects your own capacity to hurt, and right now it's in the way of you appreciating this taotie fully. get with it!
>>46608206Purple Aunn is precious.
>>46608653I want Yuuma to piss on her face while I piss inside her colon.
sleepy gote
>>46608669Human piss centipede?
>>46608674molest
>>46608317Grrr, stupid cute headpattable boss lady. I don’t want her damn favors. But maybe a small show of affection couldn’t hurt. Right?>>46608477Morality is relative I’ve heard. Still, she is objectively dangerous and takes advantage of human spirits like the other leaders. So I’d still be careful around this toothy spork Satan. >>46608674I would put a blanket over Yuuma here.
>>46609052given that she's mentioned to be a loner in 19 and the type to just let the gouyoku alliance get on with things themselves, I wonder how much human spirit abuse she actually did rather than it just being her alliance.
>>46611941Dammit Yuumer, stop looking at us with them big ol sweet eyes. >>46612021She does seem pretty laid back and hands-off. I’d still be careful around her but damn it all does she male it hard. This awkward heart-gesture blush thing isn’t helping much.
>>46611941>>46612044Imagine ruffling her hair, petting her and feeding her whatever hellslop she likes all while she constantly reminds that she's your senior but she lets you pick her up and hug her like she's a child.
>>46615143We can dream and become a bit sad at the lack of such a wonderful reality.
>>46615147Don't make me cry...
Would you work as her hairdresser? She needs daily haircuts... but the pay is good.
>>46615198I could never cut such beautiful, perfect hair! I'd rather play with it and wash it!
>>46615203If Yuuma's hair is left untrimmed it would be a quality of life issue or even a health issue soon enough.
Rubbing yuuma taut round bulging noisy belly after she vored someone
>>46615149I’m sorry man, that’s just the shitty and disappointing reality. >>46615198I’d brush her hair but I don’t know how to do haircuts. And I don’t think she would appreciate a buzz cut.
19 Yuuma > 17.5 Yuuma
>>46615920No. Cutlery buttons are stupid
not only are cutlery buttons wonderful but it's such a ZUN thing to do
>>46615198Does my pay involve keeping what I cut?I wonder what the market value for Yuuma hair is.
>>46622860Just be discreet about it. It would probably be worth something, quilted armor made from taotie fluff would surely have magical properties.
>>46608674turns out this was just a WIP
bump
>>46623658molest!!!!
>>46623658Sleep on yuuma!
>>46625951Are you encouraging her to keep sleeping, or expressing a desire to sleep on top of her?
>>46626149Yes!
>>46607219she can go have her own thread
>>46626208Yuuma is going to be pleased to find breakfast on bed when she wakes up.
>>46630949She wants to be with Yuu
k but wud u risk a receiving a blowy from the scrote gote?
>>46632960Yuuma forma th19? Yes.
>>46632960Depends. Are we in love or is this a fling? Yes if the former, no if the latter.
>>46633078That can be arranged.
>>46630269Soft and fluffy!
melting..........
i'm gonna punch this stupid retard goat in the face
>>46632960free castration
>>46638654You say that in just about every Yuuma thread, but have you actually done it yet?
>>46603950Udders
>>46644758Big fat tails
I fully believe that her sexy shoulder window was a result of ZUN's wife seeing her design and making him make it sexier
how could this happen to me...
wonder if we'll ever see giant yuuma mentioned again or if it'll just stay as a final boss contextual powerup
>>46652501How did I never realize until now that her spork would be normal-size in relation to her giant form?
>>46647693the gouyoku clan signature armpit
Baa
>>46660984g-goat-chan...!
An average (norwegian) milk goat weighs about 50 kg. She produces about 700 liters of milk a year.
>>46671213>kg>littersUse freedom units I can't read that.
>>46605010Did you just say... oil?
>>46672935I am sorry to inform you that the greek lampad clownpiece does not care about oiltry again and post the yorigami sisters this time, at least they have a canonical interest in the stuff
>>46671940i'll give her litters all right.
>>46603950Nu goat > old goat
Is she a goat or a sheep?
>>46684048You'd have to get a solid answer out of an anthropologist whether the taotie was based on goats or sheep. It's still up for debate.
>>46684048a mutt of a goat and sheep
>>46684048>>46684091>>46684239No matter if she’s a goat or a sheep, she’s a cute little monster gremlin.
>>46683136Cute and pretty, makes one want to >>46680980 her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PONvX6LmAPo
>>46680980I want to plap her on this position.
>>46706650I will do this to you in prison
I still want the goat to eat me...
>>46707356what special power would she get from absorbing you?
>>46709452At best she gets famous big black cock and at worst she gets small white cock.
>>46678020What special powers would her litters inherit from you?
>>46711384the same fortitude and determination that will get me past okuu's furnace to old bloodpool hell, or if not that, the strength of my love of small plush toys
>>46715163I want a spinoff game where you play as a powerless/average human and have to ask Yuuma out.
dumb fucking goat
fucking the dumb goat
dumb goat fucks each other
>>46709452
Slacking off again, /jp/?
>>46603950Dumb sheep