Parsee-chan is jealous that Anon keeps bumping other girls' threads but not hers. He even let it get archived...
Just how exactly do you plan to make amends for this, Anon?
Well?
>>46652582Forgive me Parsee, I couldn't save your thread...
>>46652582I am (not) sorry.
>>46652582Sorry, but I'm not touching a thread that gets infested by fatfags.
Jerks. The lot of you...
I like Parsee a lot.
>>46659416Excellent taste!
>>46652681what are tits (I'm a visual learner btw)
>>46659527Another part of what makes Parcheesi lovely.
>>46659416I like Parsee more than you
>>46662713No need to get JEALOUS there Anon.Heh.
>>46667367I want to smell Parsee's bobs
>>46667367oh noHair ventsmy greatest weakness (After sociopathic women)Paraguay you conniving girl, you
>>46652582Fuck off cave Alice
Parsee is the cutest!
>>46675478French kisses with Parsee
Something for the lore-friends, is she predisposed to guard the bridge because that's like her 'role' as a youkai, or is that kind of just her job? If the latter, who pays her, or is it a 'duty' kind of thing?
PARCHWEEEESEEEEE I LOVE HEERRhttps://litter.catbox.moe/rx84hi.mp4
>>46652601WOAH!!!Parsee looks so beautiful in a wedding dress!
Parsee is undeniably pretty. How is it that she still hasn't got a boyfriend?
parseebros, WE RISE>>46707506
Well maybe Parsee should just accept she's a little shithead good for nothing but bondage porn.
>>46708041Never doubted it
>>46708041So fucking cute
>>46708041My wife fucking WON!
>>46708041She and Yamame were good girls all along
>ultracute manga appearance>fumo about to be releasedThe age of Parcheesi begins!
>>46719909happy parsee is cursedpost more
>>46719990Ask and you shall receive!
Parsee is a therapist.
40 minutes
>>46720295I’d only need about two minutes with Parsee if you know what I mean haha…
>>46719990the ogShe was never depicted to be seething with jealousy or even being cocky or angry in the game, her sprites depict her either happy or looking worried. She truly is a nice 2hu as far as 2hus go :)
>>46720203She's the best at her job!
>>46721375It makes me happy to see they went with a smile for her official Fumo. She deserves it. The blush would've been nice to include too, but no others have it so that's fine. I'm buying two of her! <3
>>46721420I'm gonna *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* fumo Parsee!
>>46722060Stop. Fumo Parsee is for hugs not fugs.
>>46721420I'm jealous of anyone who will own a Parsee fumo
>>46724781Why not get one of her yourself? You don't pay for the order until it ships, and she won't be out for like half a year. You'll definitely regret itttt!
>>46720203I'm going to rape her first!
>>46733124We'll be having none of that. She's been through enough. Parcheesi is for gentle hand-holding, loving embraces, and, um...tender loving. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
>>46738232Uhhhh okayI'm going to rape her first... softly
Jerk.
Thinking of Parsee~...
>>46720203I wish I could get therape from Parsee
>>46751912...same.
Just won the auction for this. Whaddya think Parseebros?
>>46759737I look forward to seeing your tribute.
Parseebros how are we feeling about her spotlight in jobtori manga?
>>46763450Ew. I would never.>>46764438I enjoyed it quite a bit! It’s nice seeing her get a role for a change and her characterization seems to be close to her portrayal in SA, so it’s extra nice seeing her depicted with the personality she really has. I get the feeling though that she’s gonna end up getting possessed by Mizuchi, and I don’t know how I feel about that. At least she’ll be drawn with some interesting expressions.
>>46765625>I get the feeling though that she’s gonna end up getting possessed by MizuchiIt probably wouldn't happen because ZUN wanted to keep Mizuchi nigh invincible until Reimu comes around, but I'd like to see Mizuchi fails to possess Partake because her innate jealousy just doesn't mix well with other form of grudge.
>>46767936Yeah, if even Little Miss “11/10” Manga-Is-Named-After-Her Satori can’t help but get BTFO at every turn, I doubt our favorite Bridge Princess will fare much better. But still, I’m glad she’s gotten this much thus far.
You did preorder your girl already, right Parseefriends?Now comes the long wait...
>>46773215I will stand here waiting
>>46773215Sex doll Parsee when?
>>46773215You'd best believe I did.
>>46779463Aotume will gladly make you your very own Parsee.
>>46779490Saving money to have my ownParsee!
weird to think there's more evidence for this in canon than there is for yuugi and parsee
>>46786898Ew, please refrain from posting that yucky spider in Par-chan’s thread. I swear, two characters will interact once and shipfags will immediately insist they’re throat fucking when nobody’s looking.
>>46787253I know it's hard, but if you try actually reading the post you'll realise I said nothing of the sort. I thought they had a nice sort of friendship in CDS. Not every picture of two characters is insistence that they're fucking.
>>46763450Anon this was the least subtle way you could ask to see another man's penis
>>46787411It's not that I want to see his penis, it's just that Parsee is in the perfect pose for it. I couldn't see the potential before when I only knew the image as a png on the internet, but now that I've seen its physical form it was the first thing I thought of.
>>46788877lol gay
>>46763450>>46788877Saddest sexual solicitation I've seen on /jp/ in my 9 years here, this is worse than any boipucci uwu shit or kig degeneracy anon. Embarrassing, I hope you feel bad about this and it haunts you years out, keeping you up at night
>>46789032It's just sad.
B(P)ump.(To Parsee)
>>46787253You, foolish: thinks I want to see Paru and the Yams lez outMe, wise: wants to get tag teamed by Paru and the Yams
I want Parsee to abuse me
>>46802060If I had a Parsee GF I'd never leave her side. You'd have to use extreme force to take me away from her.
>>46802854I want a Parsee gf who would use extreme force to make me hers and hers alone!
>>46802877Same!
>>46803032That scary looking Parsee is very attractive
I love this Parakeet like you wouldn't believe
>>46652582I love this cute little jealousy monster
>>46808463>The Rapist Is InUm...me first? O///O
>>46686590it's a curse
>>46686590it used to be because she was bound there, but CDS seems to just be either ignoring that she was bound there, or you have to assume that whatever shinmyoumaru did let her leave the bridge whenever she wants
She is my favorite. So miserable.
I want to abuse Parsee
Do you guys have any favorite renditions of our girls' theme? For me it's:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgzd20HHYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNwu0A6gD8
>>46815184https://youtu.be/iVNrZN9q-UQ?si=owNKgadH3T9IeWNQ
I love Parsee and I feel her problems...
>>46817887You also relate to her?
>>46817887>>46818162I relate to her so fucking much man
>>46818162>>46818210Yes... I relate to her a lot...
>>46818210Do you have the constant feeling you've been wronged and deserve more?
I wish I could be with her.
>>46818315Of course I do, it feels like fate itself is mocking meI don't deserve all this shit
>>46818315Yes... and I also feel those who have wronged me don't deserve to be as happy as they are... Everything is unfair
Anons are literally Parsee
>>46819375Right?? Why do they seemingly just get the things that they want???Why can't I have even a fraction of it???
Playing Uno with Parsee and dropping a draw 12 on her!
How would Parsee react to headpats?
>>46819959Violently
I just want people to acknowledge me... my entire life I've just been a third wheel in every single group I have ever been in... my entire existance is expendable in the eyes of others and I fucking hate it...
At least Parsee brings me some joy...
At least you were able to be in groups, how nice. It's ever only just been me, myself, and I over here....all by my lonesome..He had people he could be with...good for you...
>>46825733I'm sorry anon... Hopefully you can find someone that you can call a friend someday... I know I should be more grateful of what I do have but I just can't... The only thing I feel is pain... I would have been better off dying all those years ago...
Parseefags are mental
>>46652582Lol. lmao even.
>>46822983Angry Paru a cute
>>46825733I get you anon.... I've been alone my whole life because all I know irl are boring normiefags who i hate interacting with... all the while some people get these amazing friend groups....you have no idea how it feels.... all these people with great friends... while i get nothing...
>>46825733>>46834985You're honestly better off... having friends just opens you up to more suffering and jealousy...
>>46825733>>46826763>>46834985>>46841214Who gave Parsee internet access and why is she talking to herself?
Parseebros...
saving this thread
Oh, why even bother. What's even the point anymore...?
>>46860173Every other girl gets their thread bumped, oh it's enough to make someone jealous isn't it? Parsee has to work so hard just to keep one measly little thread afloat, and some girls manage to somehow keep MULTIPLE up!!!God it's sickening.
>>46860196It is pretty sad...
And just like that it's all over
Id let Parsee yell at me, hit me, kick me, manipulate me, basically use me as a punching bag
>>46870940Parsee deserves to be able to have an outlet for all her stress, she has a hard life
God I fucking hate seeing other people having fun...
I just want to be someone's special... I want to be the only one for someone, I don't want them to be with anyone other than me... I don't care how selfish it is I just want someone to love me and only me...
Parsee is used GOOD!That's expected because she is an elf!
My Parcheesi mat came in! I don't want to use it for how pretty she is on it...
>>46896144It's okay. Parmesan likes being stepped on.
>>46896158I-It's not that kind of mat!
>>46896177So it's the kind to be rubbed on? What a lewd Parmesan.
>>46896375N-N-NO....It's..AGH!!
>>46652582I can fix her
Parsee smell. Describe it.
>>46903080She smells like an old hag.
>>46903080Like donuts dipped in motor oil.
>>46903080Hmmm, I'm thinking somewhat citrusy. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl who'd slack on her personal hygiene, and her colors give off a lemon-lime vibe.
"You just came from the surface? I'm so jealous!"What do, /jp/?
>>46904272One of "Hi so jealous, I'm Anon", "You get to live in the underground? I'm so jealous." "Oh, you really shouldn't be.", depending on my mood
>>46904272Rape.
>>46904272Try to be as suave as possible and tell her I'd love to be the one to show her the surface world sometime. And then I spill my spaghetti 'cause who am I kidding? But at least I'd get a laugh out of her which would be the start of something beautiful...
>>46904272Give her a really big hug
>>46896158Huh, so she does have a foot fetish afterall. They weren't kidding in the last thread.
>>46896177So it's a cutting mat?Kinky
>>46908457Playmat! For, like, card games and stuff! Or alternatively I guess it could double as a mousepad. But I don't think I'm gonna actually use it!
>>46910879Take a bath!
>>46914817We've been through this! Par-chan stinks good!
>>46917271god imagine
>>46908457I need to violently love this Parsee
In just two more days we might[/spoiler see more Parsley!
>>46924577I'm not passing up an oppertunity to shill my favourite bandhttps://youtu.be/U2p8GireHRY
>>46924589Cute manga Parushee
>>46926186Evil
>>46926186That straw doll she's holding represents me
Hooray for more manga Parashie
Parsley has just contracted the spanish flu
>>46937530Canon lesbians canon lesbians canon lesbians
>>46937536kill yourself
>>46932385Because you want to get nailed?Such a thing can be arranged you know
>>46942606Being nailed by Parsee hurts good!
I named my last computer Mizuhashi because I wanted it to be tongue-in-cheek being jealous of better hardware.It ended up being super broken and bluescreening all the time, so I ended up being jealous of working computers while I was stuck with her for years.I learned my lesson and named my latest computer Kongou.
Goodbye forever.
>>46953414That's not Parsee
>Cookie
>>46652601cutest bridge troll
Parsee has penis envy!
>>46955882>>46956788I fucked up by not checking what I was posting...Have this cute Parsee so that I can atone for my sins
I've been fucking Parsee over and over in character AI
>>46968241kill yourself
>>46969054It's canon.
>>46969098Canon lesbians!
>>46969150Canon lesbians.
>>46652681
>>46977510I'd rather fuck her normally and take the gouges on my back as a point of pride myself, but you do you.
Parsee is about to get her ass kicked by Raymoo, are you jealous anon?
>>46982492...I'd want MY ass to be kicked by Parsee....
God I fucking hate people so goddamn much. Actual disgusting fucking filth.
>>46983905I've long since evolved from hating people. They mean nothing to me! When people become worthless to you, nothing they say or do could ever bother you.
>>46982492god I wish that were me
>>46990161I guess someday I'll learn how to stop giving a shit, but until then I'll keep on hating literally every single piece of human trash out there.
Parsee on page 10 again?
>>47004904We're nearing the end lads...Also, I REALLY like this image. Flat Parsee...
Dumb creature doesn't deserve happiness.
>>47013217Anon you shouldn't be so mean to yourself
The smartass above me and the dumb creature called Parsee don't deserve happiness.
I need flat Parsee because flat Parsee makes my dick so fucking hard
>>47018474The resultant breast envy also makes Parsee's heart hard.If that excited you, you are a terrible person.
>>47018479Guess I'll have to fill her love tank to compensate
>>46779490Where does one even buy one of these dolls?
>>47025897The people in the onahole thread will surely be glad to help you out. Parsee is going to become very jealous if she finds there are people in her thread lusting after dolls and not Parsee!
>>47025928What if I'm lusting after a Parsee doll?
wouldnt it be cuter if Parsee made me jealous of her jealousy of me bumping into other girls? it would be cute
>>46904272Act like a Chimpanzee and Throw your shit at her then run without elaborating
>>46881358Same. The thought that if i die, my potential lover could just get over it and find another man is sad and irritating. It may be selfish, but i don't want to be as replaceable as a burger.
>>46903080Intoxicating, but oddly addictive, much like the scent of a woman's armpit.
Flatchee my beloved...
>>47034478how would she handle watching people ogle Yuugi's tits
>>47034344Hopefully you'll find someone who'll love you forever someday.
>>47034685I wish I could hug this Parsee
>>47039661Seigetsu's Puru-see is very huggable
She'll always find a way to be jealous.
>>47046397I have to suck on them to make her flatter.
who else would like to be bullied by parsee?
>>47052665She's a hashihime, how can she bully you
>>47052665I want to have my life destroyed by Parsee
>>47052665I'm already a miserable bitter jealous fuck, what's she gonna do to make it worse
>>47052665Me! Any attention from her would be a dream come true!
>>47052055What if that makes them even bigger?
>>47058972win-win
Current mood
>>47065820We've all been there Par-friend...
>>46652582How many gallons of semen does Parsee drink on a daily basis?
>>47069261zero you freaky fuck
Yameme thread is DEAD
Paru and hi a are the cutest 2hus.I ordered the fumo.
>>47073092>hiWho?
Honestly? Two-faced woman like her that think and speak ill of everyone as well as constantly holding grudges are my least favorite.Seriously, it's like the woman equivalent of the guy who constantly rants about how the latest installment in their favorite game is ass the second they open up just a little. Can't you see that's why nobody wants to talk to you? Or is that what makes you a Youkai? Drawing in people by being nice only to rant to them about how jealous you are of each and everything?Oh sure, it's the underground so acting like this is normal right? Well what does it say about you when even the Oni don't come near your bridge because they don't want you blabbing on and on about them later? Really, you are just the cream of the crop in a mannerless land aren't you?And what are you on about with all this jealously? You have all these good points like your vibrant hair, emerald eyes, perfect skin, and you're seriously out here being envious of others? When you go to bed at night do you get envious of yourself after looking the mirror?Wish I had something like a cool bridge to lord over, wish I had a bunch of friends who came to visit me, Stupid Bridge Princess doesn't know what she's got I swear.
>>47073287Hina, I am extremely clumsy with keyboards. I just like hinaparu but I know it barely makes sense.
>>47075209>hinaparuInteresting
>>47076365rare but cute
>>47076365what about kogasa & parsee?
>>47077232I found this
Also this one with all three of them funnily enough
>>47077307lovely
>>46652582That is the face of a perfectly sane and rational individual
>>47090140What am I supposed to say here...
>>47090640Sometimes there's nothing left to say and no one left to say it to.
I think Par-chan looks EXTRA cute with some nice painted-green nails!
>>47105810
>>47069261How many Vaginas have you seen in your life not counting your mother's?
>>47113481Cute buns...
>>47113481Wow, she's a real whore now.
>>47114397Mean
>>47069261From my pipe every day.
fucking hell I want to die...
>>47091835if there is nothing left to say something to and no one left to say it to, did you ever have anything left to say to anyone
Parsee wants you to stay hydrated
>>47129713Mmmm....delicious Parsee sweat...Don't mind if I do!
>>47129713Sweet jealous girl
>>47129713What does Parsee pee taste like?
>>47138632Functionally speaking, the nectar of the gods.It would be warm, watery, and a bit sour I believe
>>47138632I was sipping a Fanta Lime when I saw this, so it made me think it'd be somewhat...citrusy?
>>47146056I have no reaction to this post except "what the fuck". No other emotion comes to mind than sheer confusion as to how I came to sit in front of my computer one evening to look at a grown man describe Parsee Mizuhashi's urine like it's a new flavour of mountain dew.
>>47146178Pffft, ha! That got a chuckle out of me.
Parsee is jealous of other 2hus, obviously, but she has a real reason to be. They all have better fans than her.
>>47146285Anon you really must be new if you think piss fetishists are the worst the touhou fandom has to offer.
Isn't Parsee's backstory that she got cucked?
caressing Parsley
>>47148086Women can't be cucked.
>>47148546Cute Parsley
>>47150052Right.https://files.catbox.moe/quqhiv.jpg
>>47153486>https://files.catbox.moe/quqhiv.jpgThis is just a straight cuck fetish.
>>47153486Anon why do you have this...
>>47150052Women should be cucked because it's funny and jealousy is cute!
Soft Parfeets.
Parsuu
Would you let Parish kiss your feet?
Parsleybros, we got blown up...
>>47168323Parcheesi TANKED that btw.
>>47168323Parsnips comes off as more experienced compared to Yams, so I'm not dissatisfied with this turn of events.
stupid jealous bitch
>>47168323Wow so Yamame came back from getting blasted off just to eat shit again? I feel bad for Yamamefriends.
>>47173226Are you surprised a Stage 1 Boss is being treated as a Stage 1 Boss?
>>47173252I think it's funny ZUN wasn't done humiliating her and had her cone back for more.
>>47168219Why does Parsee have a foot fetish? Doesn't she know it's weird? It makes me uncomfortable when she looks at my feet!
>>47173226/ourgirl/ dindu nuffin wrong!
>>47173226At least they both got to talk and be friends. Better than what happened to Arisu
>>47173252If you thinkabout it logically shouldn't the stage 1 boss technically be the strongest since they would have the most combat experience. You HAVE to fight the stage 1 boss to get to stage 2 and if you lose in stage 2 then you have to again fight the stage 1 boss to get back to stage 2. It makes sense that the stage 1 boss would have the most combat experience hence being the strongest
>>47175655>and be friendsUhhh no >>46968241
>>47173226The power of love didn't win this time
>>47173226Yamame tanked that gohei smack in the last chapter and came back without any injuries, I doubt a fantasy seal is going to take her downnow, the nuke right afterwards, that's a different storyit's also worth pointing out that Yamame has canonically fought Toutetsu and despite losing, made it out just fine, so she's not a complete pushover.
>>47179617toshiaki get it
>>47168323Fucking reimu nigger
Joka...
Parseex
>>47190263I want to sexo da Parsee. Lovingly.
>>46652582Here you go.
>>47200879Forgot to post a pic.
>>47200885Cute Pars
Paruparu's green nails are adorable
:D
>>47205662Her most erotic feature!
>>47205662coloured nails really fit her, either green or black, also which sanrio character would she be into?
>>47205749Passionate sex
A truly unmatched beauty~!
>>47207246>which sanrio character would she be intoI’d say Keroppi because he’d match with her green-eyed color scheme. But then again, she could be one of those toxic Hello Kitty girls…
I would love to spend time with Parsee, leaning against the railing of her bridge while having some drinks and complaining about the world.
Parsee's smile is a thing of beauty