Thread for this very cute witch
Caught!
hey is that ifunny-san?
Idiot!
>>46665051W-what?
>>46665085the newest tragedy to befall marifags
>>46665110NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i am unironically sad. Wow. Is this what a heartache feels like?
>>46665110NOOOOOOOOO>>46665125Touhou will be getting bad attention bro, we are screwed.Touhou has fallenMillions must pichuun
>>46665110It's over. /jp/ is now dead.
>>46665080I pat her head and tell her she's cool and that I admire herFuck you, this is a CYOA thread now!
>>46664346Love that artist's Marisa bro.
>>46665240>>46664346i dont like her eyes, she doesn't look human, but reptile
>>46665280I like it. She seems attractive. Like you know what once you get her out of the dumb chuuni outfit and into your bed she would be the hottest thing alive.
>>46665280Witches have no soul so it is fitting
>>46665292But is she a better fuck than Reimu???
>>46665354Reimu seems like she would be a very trad dead fish women in bed. Though I could be wrong, considering the nature of the Hakurei Shrine Maiden it's plausible they are all total sex goddesses to ensure the bloodline continues.
>>46665354marisa's a very hard worker but she'll ALWAYS be second best to Reimu
>>46665292>Like you know what once you get her out of the dumb chuuni outfitI wouldn't.
>>46665412based
Meeting Marisa!Chopping firewood for Marisa!Helping Marisa gather the things she needs for her spells!Getting called a solid dude by Marisa!Learning magic with Marisa!Hiding contraband for Marisa!Falling in love with Marisa!Praying for Marisa's safe return from her adventures! Feeling overwhelming joy when Marisa returns safely from her adventures!Telling Marisa about your feelings! Holding hands with Marisa in the moonlight!Telling Marisa she is cute and beatiful!Cuddling with Marisa! Caressing Marisa's hitbox!Passionate sex with Marisa!Satisfying long-term relationship with Marisa!And finally, making Marisa a mother!
>>46665433Waking up and remembering that you're still Alice and need to go pound some more nails into straw dolls behind the Hakurei Shrine!
>>46665456NTA, I still don't understand people that want romance with the 2hus. In fact, I think I don't understand love at all.
i want to be friends with Marisa, and danmaku battle with her!
>>46665509There are some characters where I can't quite imagine a romantic relationship with them. Marisa and Komachi are both in that category where I want to be really close friends with them, but I have no romantic desires toward them.
>>46665550That is because lewding a character doesnt mean you actually like it, this place is full of horndogs
>>46664346uoh
>>46664346Cute.Why does this fairy want to pretend to be a witch so badly, though?
Let's post cute pictures of her.
>>46665663All pictures of Marisa are cute pictures.
>>46665675Yeah, but that one you posted is a bit lewd.
>>46665675Even the sexy ones?
Marisa bullies lost.
>>46665684How can you be sexy and cute at the same time.
>>46665412Yeah, what dumbass would get her out of it for sex? The frilly dress and chuuni is like half the appeal of a 2hu. I bet he'd remove her hat too.
>>46665696We did? Oh no!
>>46665749>I bet he'd remove her hat too.Only a filthy n#rmalfag would commit such sacrilege A witch's hat should ALWAYS stay on
>>46665480I know you don't because I've seen this post in like three different threads by now. Do you at least understand friendship?
>>46665774Cumming inside Marisa's hat and making her wear it!
>>46665897Yes, I understand friendship, but romantic love... it freaks the fuck out of me.
>>46665897He has felt the need to bring up his homosexuality in many threads now. Don't give any attention and ignore it. It just derails the thread.
I remember when latinx used to call Marisa Maria
>>46665958Latinehes???
>>46665675I personally love the more wholesome ones.Can we post Marisa and her friends too?
>>46665964Yes, "Latinehes"It's curious, I have seen a good quantity of "Latinehes" 2hu fans here. I even started counting them: 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, I forgot
NIGGER women thread
>>46666071The funny thing about this is that the artist that drew that actually hates iFunny but made this as some sort of bait.
>>46666071fuck sorry wrong image it was half downloaded so didn't even
>>46666071>>46666087he didn't seem too pleased about it
>>46666112What the hell does that have to do with racism?
>>46666071catch in t he filterNIGGER woman thread btw
>>46666123meant for >>46666105 fuck I m sleepy>>46666121It's redditphobic, also posting NIGGER woman might be racist.
>>46666112he's a Jap so he's automatically a racist colonizercheckmate
>>46666156>he's a Jap>A JAPWait, I have seen his drawings and is all in English and about Western stuff, really?
>>46666169Maybe he's a westaboo?
>>46666169You must not have been paying attention. Even the English is clearly ESL stuff with the expected grammar mistakes, anon.Some Japanese people just like the west, y'know?
>>46666200Only real explanation otherwise his nipponese is all a larp
>>46666200I thought there were only Wehraboo and Weeaboo.
>>46666221I understand.But, it's kinda surprising for me.
The older I become, the more I prefer her over Reimu. Then again, it's probably ZUN's fault for making the 'mu more serious in later entries. That and my crippling obsession with blondes.
>>46666335>Spoiler textIs common for people to have an obsession with blondes or something?
>>46665509Danmaku is for girls
gay
>>46665280I like it, it makes her seem untrustworthy.
>>46667994You don't need to sign your posts, that's the whole point of an anonymous image board.
>>46666335Somehow, in this image, if she had worn panties it would not have been as hot as her bloomers.
>>46666361Not him but it is if you aren't white like me.
>>46667194>Danmaku is for girlsIn the end, aint we all little girls at heart, lads?
>>46667194Do you think they find a guy that is into danmaku attractive the same way people here go crazy over otaku and gamer girls?
>>46668715NTA, but do you think that means that, in Gensokyo, the roles of men and women are reversed? I mean, that are girls that try to conquer the boys?
>>46669772Conquer in the sense of kidnap and forcibly breed with. It's a youkai tradition.
>>46669788From where comes this?But, seriously? If a youkai fell in love, it would just kidnap the man?
>>46669772>the roles of men and women are reversed?Kind of, but not openly.Youkai don't give a fuck about gender. They are rape monsters regardless of their gender and that of their victim. The human village meanwhile would be mostly the same. But years of being terrified of Youkai and beholden to the likes of the hakurei shrine maiden has made their society more female dominated.
>>46665964Can I ask you guys, what do you think about Latin people here in /jp/?I think they are strange but cute.
I miss her CoLA dress
>>46670407She looks cute, what is that which you like the most in it?
>>46670416Naizuri window
>>46670438Xd
>>46665935Woah.
>>46666361I'm white (truly) and blondes are usually my favorites. Although I also like black, blue, red and pink hair. Yuuka has the most outlandish hair color among the characters I like.
>>46670685Cool. My personal favorite is black and white, for example: I like a lot Sakuya's and Eirin's hair color. But also black like Kaguya's.Can I ask your hair color irl?
>>46670756It's brown, glowie-san.
>>46671016Glowie-san?Thanks Anon-kun.These roses are for you.
>>46669801Youkai, in japanese mythology, aren't being known by their asking for consent. In fact, they're usually known for the opposite
>>46671092So, what happens if I am "hypothetically" beautiful and attractive? Would they just kidnap and rape me like that?Wow... I feel like a mere toy... Please tell me it isn't true.
>>46671049Just a little joke. Thanks bud, you're nice.
Is it bullying time?
>>46671429You're veeeeeery welcome.>>46671466What do you mean?
Maributt
>>46671574Bullying Marisa time.
>>46671841Nooooo!No 2hu deserves bullying! They are all cute and friendly, you can't do this!
>>46671900I like bullying girls, cuz I find it cute.
>>46671991No! No to bullying!Only soft teasing!
>>46672023Yes! Yes to bullying!It's moe!
>>46672075No! No to bullying!It is not acceptable behavior!
>>46672108Yes! Yes to bullying!Especially if they wear glasses!
>>46672159No! No to bullying!People with glasses are cute and deserve respect and kindness!
>>46672159Hey be nice to the 'risa
>>46672218What the hell is happening in that image
>>46664346You think her dad was an outsider himself?
>>46665110We're all dead it's Touhover
>>46665480Finally Unicorn NT-D mode doesn't look like trash
>>46666221Fun fact: stalin died from rrat poison
>>46668715I guess it depends of how into Danmaku they are. Marisa is a huge nerd about it so she'd probably begin talking your ear off about the pretty lights at the mere mention you kinda like them too, while others may look at you as if you were to tell a lady from the outside you're really into barbies.
>>46666071I knew I recognized this anime witch from somewhere ^^
>>46672075>>46672108I wanna watch these two anons give each other a lil' chu~ on the lips.
>>46672187
>>46665280>but reptileIt makes my dick hard so that's a good thing for me
>>46665110>ifunny-san
Marisa is like that one best friend you hang around with despite being an opposite gender.
>>46682595But nothing more.
>>46682595>>46682603Marisa is that one female friend that's just "one of the boys"
>>46682595>>46682731Boyish girls aren't cute
>>46681933Reptiles excite you?
>>46682740You are gay,GAY
>>46682740They can be very cute, what are you talking about?
>>46674603Danmaku is a girl only activity?
>>46683226Anon is in a hellish alternate reality and is posting in 4chan through a special dimensional machine.
>>46683230Its not a no boys allowed club or anything, but since the focus of it is beauty most of the males think its boring and do not play it.
>>46682731>OneMokou exists??????
>>46684620I wish Marisa and Mokou were my bros...
>>46683927Gee Anon, you like playing girl games like danmaku? You're a bit of a freak ain't ya?
>>46683927A-are the girls gonna be all like "Hey...do you know that danmaku is for girls, right? Are you some kind of a pansy flower spiral boy? You wouldn't want your other friends to know, right? You have to come practice with us every Friday now, maiden."
>>46684805>>46684877Not like this... I just want to play with them. I don't want to be a faggot!
>>46682740Boyish girls are better than annoying, dumb women
>>46684971Nothing homosexual about it anon, it's just that men who take up girly hobbies like danmaku become seen in certain ways.
>>46684971Take the junko route, danmaku designed to kill.
>>46688658But if it does not look cool why bother? I do not want to cast boring circles.
>>46664346She's overrated
>>46684971What?! You wanna play DANMAKU? You do know only girls are into that sort of stuff, right? Whatchu gonna do next? Let your hair grow out? Maybe go with the gal pals to dish while getting your nails done? Gonna raid my panty drawer? Talk pretty boy!
>>46697016>Gonna raid my panty drawer?Yes, in fact.
Is this why Miko did it? So that she could play with the girls without being made fun of?
>>46697016Why is Marisa-kun so mean to a fellow guy? Is it some sort of self-hatred thing?
>>46697447Relax, it's just some banter between the bros.
Isn't it kinda messed up that the system designed to give everyone a fighting chance has been coopted by a single gender?
>>46697625Gensokyo is obviously hell because it is ruled by women.
>>46697016Stealing Marisa's mini hakkero!Using it to blast myself into her home!Grabbing all of her panties!Blasting off again!Next stop, the Scarlet Devil's Mansion!
>>46697643I get it now! Grimsokyo isn't canon because of all the monsters, it's canon because it's a land ruled by women!
>>46697625>>46697643>>46697644
>>46697625It's not the girl's fault if the guys can't take getting a bit of banter for liking such girly things! Or then the guys should just establish their own danmaku league.
>>46698078>Or then the guys should just establish their own danmaku league.How the hell would manly danmaku even look like?
>>46698361Oh, you know. Big lasers, a lot of copy-pasting of really frustrating bullshit, and at least one guy is going to somehow make a spell card to parry danmaku, and will either be utter garbage at it or a god.
>>46698361
>>46698361Eternal Kinoplex ~ Literally MeAnon doesn't have a girlfriend and it does hurt; tears are the bullets, they curve.
>>46698361You're being silly, there is nothing unmanly about danmaku. There is nothing unmanly about enjoying beaty. How many great warriors and statesmen of the past were also great patrons of the arts? Do you think they didn't enjoy beaty? And how many of the painters, sculptors, architechts and gardeners whom they patronized were men? Do you think THEY didn't enjoy beaty? You have a barbaric conception of manhood to claim otherwise, you are more savage than an oni to if you'd truly think so!There is no need for "manly" danmaku, there is only need for men to reclaim things deemed girly for us too! And if the youngsters get too distracted from being teased by girls then a men's own danmaku league is the solution!
>>46698361Unzan literally throws hands
>>46698527Gay>>46698540Straight
Not enough Marisa, post more cute magicians
>>46704847>>46698361
>>46704854>>46704847>>46698361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAazmKoz67ohttps://youtu.be/KVF6Y7xsC3Yhttps://youtu.be/z97BhO7YCxM
>>46698361this guy seems to be he would be an expert;https://youtu.be/PK6UaPnRYcc?t=55
>>46704854i fucking cant get past stage 1 someone help
>>46706918Use Engineer. His bomb, BLU sign "Short Circuit", is very good.
>>46683214Lamias and dragon girls excite me so yes
>>46666335You are becoming one of us anon.... one of us
>>46682603>>46682731>>46682740but what if there's more to it than "friendship" ?well not from you but Marisa herself.
>>46665684Do swimsuits like that actually exist?
>>46713857Swimsuits? No. Kinky sex apparel? Yes.
>>46698361Just take a look at any danmaku game without a female protagonist.
>>46718453...Chicken Invaders?
>>46718453>>46719060I'd expect something akin to aero fighters or any of those games that inspired touhou. Basically, real bullets, real rockets, real bombs, maybe lasers.
https://youtu.be/4KWTyoMtVL8?list=RDCMUCZaFfDBBCqmYdfp6DJl0cRwMarisa drip
>>46719419pls don't call her bad
>>46719060Patrician choice, but that's more of a classic shmup
>>46698437That green guy on the back looks like my doctor
How would Marisa imitate other characters? How would she play with her hair?
>>46719518Yes, Marisa is a good witch>>46721060I want to play with Marisa's hair
>>46697644Bold of you to assume when someone steps on her property she's not armed at a moments notice
Why is she so fucking SHORT?
>>46721623Fairy genetics.
>>46721623She's the perfect size for 7 pixel hitbox character.
>>46721669Fairies can't get pregnant
>>46721720That's what they told Marisa's great-great-great-grandfather, and yet here we are.
>>46721738Rumimi is NOT a fairy!!!!
>>46665110Wow she must be good friends with 404 girl.
>>46721710her ass must be like 40% of her body weight
>>46721710I love Marisa's 7 pixel hitbox so fucking much it's unreal!
naizuri witch
>>46726375Most people really don't get it, short tomboy witch with huge ass is peak. >>46726591You can just hotdog her butt instead.
>>46665110Put her out of her misery
>>46674603listening to Marisa ramble on about all the patterns she likes and tries to imitate for 3 hours at a time sounds like heaven.imagine all of the anecdotes and remarks she has to tell about the spellcards she's seen, the passion burning in her words as she goes on and on about everything that goes into making each of those lightshows possible. she keeps explaining nonstop with a beaming smile, because now she has somebody to share her research and stories with.
>>46730442This is why i fucking love Marisa.
>>46730442Took a damn week for someone to get where I was going with that post. Was beginning to lose hope in you guys.
Replacing Marisa with a better 'hu
>>46730442NEEEERRRRDDD!
so small, how would she handle pregnancy?
>>46730880The cutest witch is Youmu
Have you considered Marisa?
>>46731167Her ass can handle it
>>46730442Listening to Marisa's special interest!Telling Marisa you would love to see her perform her favorite danmaku!Watching Marisa work her magic!Hearing Marisa say "I think this spellcard is really beatiful"!Saying "it's not as beatiful as you are"!Watching Marisa blush! >>46731167Anon, the average height of humans used to be a lot shorter than it is today and somehow our ancestors managed it just fine. She will be fine.
Crushing this witch under a pile of books and shelving, total book thief death!
Hugging this witch!
Marisa is such a huggable creature. Literally designed to be cuddled
>>46742356... With no survivors!
She's literally built for bullying
>>46742580she's got the perfect stature for stroking her lush and fluffy hair while hugging her and kissing the top of her head right after so she gets embarrassed because she can't play it cool anymore
I want to make a Metal Gear Solid inspired Touhou fangame with Marisa as protagonist, would it be too controversial if i include a playable sequence of Marisa being electro-tortured completely naked, like Raiden in MGS2, by the bad guys?
She's got the perfect height for grabbing things off her and teasing them with it
>>46746917What is she going to sneak into? Patchy's library? Is the stealth mechanic trying to not get detected by sakuya?
>>46747388It's about Marisa having to sneak around the SDM because a rogue faction of an SCP like organization named "The Foundation" took over it, installed nerf towers, turned Remilia into stone and captured Meiling, Koakuma and Sakuya. Reimu was called first, but went MIA so she's either dead or captured. Patchy contacted Marisa to deal with the rogue squad and prevent the activation of The Scarlet Gear, a mecha that Remilia commissioned to the kappas that ended up having more power than initially planned, too much power in fact, enough to destroy Gensokyo and part of Japan with just one missile launch. Why Remy wanted a machine like that is a mystery. Patchy told Marisa that she played a game, Metal... something and she got the idea from there.During her mission, Marisa encounters an agent of the foundation named Dingo Stark, he's there to stop the rogue squad from activating the SG, because if they launch the missile it would be a disaster for the foundation, it would force them to reveal themselves to the public, which would make them vulnerable to the sages of Gensokyo. If they don't then it would be a political issue that would involve Japan, USA and even Russia. If they blame the yokais then it would give them more power in the outside world. Dingo becomes Marisa's Iroquois Pliskin and they start cooperating to complete the mission.After a while, Marisa was captured and was sent to where Sakuya, who was captured first, was held captive. They are electro-tortured completely naked by the enemy because they want the activation codes from Sakuya or the keycard of the SG from Marisa who got it from Nitori to deactivate the SG.After a harsh session of torture, Dingo saves Marisa and Sakuya, Sakuya is unconscious, so Nitori has to take care of her. Unfortunately they got the activation codes, Now Marisa and Dingo have to stop them. Marisa discover that Reimu was captured and mind controlled by the enemy, after a boss fight Reimu regains control and joins Marisa in the fight against the SG, however, Reimu gets shot by a laser ray trying to save Marisa and almost dies, Marisa puts her mini hakkero in Reimu's heart to save her. By that point Dingo was in the basement, dealing with Flandre and trying to destroy a central computer that was there, presumably the main computer of the scarlet gear, however, destroying it didn't do anything to the SG. O1 (The leader of the foundation) reveals to Dingo that the computer, and his mission has nothing to do with the SG, the sages of Gensokyo were trying to find the identity of the O's (the top leaders of the foundation) to kill them and the computer held that information. The whole rogue squad situation was incited by a spy working for the O's to allow an agent to destroy the information of their identity under the guise of trying to get rid of a rogue faction and save face. After discovering this, Dingo goes to where Marisa and Reimu are fighting the SG, he first go to Nitori to mod his Stinger misile launcher to release an emotional frequency spectrum that would allow the missiles to neuter the youkai energy that gives the SG a tremendous resistance and power. Dingo goes and saves Marisa, however, the power of the SG is too much and Dingo gets heavily injured, he gives Marisa the modded Stinger before dying. Marisa destroys the SG and fist fights the leader of the rogue squad in a countdown sequence before the launch of the remaining missile. Marisa wins, but now the SDM is going to self destruct and she needs to escape with Nitori and an unconscious Reimu, the rest are already out.After everything, it is revealed that the creation of the SG was because the main computer was holding the identities of the O's and they needed something to protect it. However, Yukari knew that the foundation would do something to get rid of the info, so she made a backup. Now that she got the info, Yukari sent someone to finally get rid of their enemies, however, when that someone returned she said "they are dead", pretty good, but, "They were dead before i found them... they have been dead for over 200 years". A false pretense to cover another false pretense. A member of the rogue squad was a spy, her mission was to incite the incident, discretely help Dingo and obtain the blueprints of the SG, designed and made by kappa technology and fueled by God energy. For years the foundation have been planting false information and that's what the main computer had, however they needed a reason to send an agent to make them think that its desctruction was their objective to hide their real objective, to obtain an army of SGs which would help them take over the moon. Esper, the spy, got the data of Sakuya and Remilia's abilities and also, as a special treat, Reimu's genetic material
