Futa suiwa
tanuki futa cock is no match for kitsune prostate play
>>46769318I was gonna spell the subject as tanooki as a joke, but I didn't smack that second o...>>46769339Tanuki elephantitus balls against kitsune prostate play
>>46769318Sado Mami Futa Futatsuiwa From Sado
what is their problem?
>>46770086The more similar two organisms are, the more fiercely they compete for limited resources (men's prostates to stimulate)
>>46770086they could just take it easy
Grandma tanuki!
>>46770086Mamizou is unfairly prejudiced against foxes for no good reason.
>>46770086>>46770718She hates the foxes, she hates the tengus, she hates the kappas, and all of those groups hate each other. All those groups are engaged in a power struggle in gensokyo.
>>46771312Is Gensokyo just the Middle East
>>46771331Gensokyo is a Middle East where the Hags fight over imaginary dominance over a population of theoretical young men. In reality they are all laughed and made fun off by the young women who laugh at these women.In Conclusion Genysoko is a fucked up place where vulnerable men are taken advantage of by Youkai women
I love Mamizou, she's in my top 3 2hu's!
>>46769392I can take both of them at once.
>>46771353Imagine meeting a nice young lady who seems super into you only to discover the morning after she was a hundred year old youkai who took advantage of your naivety to trick you into a relationship with her and now your only options are to either keep the relationship going with you two keeping it a secret or break it off and have your whole village know you just came inside some oversized tricky raccoon with a nicotine and alcohol addiction.
>>46771447Imagine being on the rebound after trying to drift apart, she's having none of it but you finally slip away for a night. She's at some kind of super secret meeting but whatever, then you see an uncommon sight, a tall bombshell blonde with the prettiest eyes and kindest smile. She smiles at you and you know what? You go for it.Turns out the wild night of passion you had was just another 1000+ youkai hag, this one a jumped up fox that won't shut up about her cat. Now you have the option of keeping the affair a secret and walking a tightrope, or coming clean and everyone knowing you're the rope in a game of hag tug-of-war
>>46771447What's the downside?>>46771466What's the downside?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GM7eOdRWQAAjguI?format=jpg&name=orig tanooki milk
>>46771563Don't flush your genetic legacy down the toilet of glorified bestiality when there are so many nice young ladies in the human village, some of whom actually need a family line to keep reincarnating thanks and good day.
>>46771447Nice try Ran would kill me.>>46771636Name one
>>46771466Reminds me I've got an idea stuck in my head about two timing Ran with Mamizou and vice versa, but they actually both fully know and plot to secretly bully you over it.>>46771563You get a girlfriend who is okay with starting a relationship under false pretenses, I guess.
>>46771447>>46771466Come clean on both. It's the equivalent of smoking a cigarette around a leaky gas pump, but I'll be damned if I won't go out without creating the greatest live drama anyone has ever seen.
>>46771714it's hard to imagine a beast couldn't smell that two-timing out instantlyor just the stray hairs on your clothes alone
>>46769318I like her feet for some reason. And I’m not even a footfag fetishist or anything. They just look nice and make her look mature and sexy in those sandals. Her sprites in 15.5 are real nice too.
>>46771721>>46771714Thats the point, they both know and they don't care, you don't know this. You do know that crossing youkai is a death sentence, and being the center of a love affair between two powerful hags isn't healthy normally. Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.
>>46771875Oh and it's even worse, Mamizou's gang will know you're not taken by her, and well if that trick worked once... Plus, the story's going to spread until the tengu will pick it up, and all it takes is one slow news day and half of Gensokyo will know. You won't be able to go anywhere without youkai women recognising you as that guy who fucks youkai. Just setting yourself up for endless sexual harassment. No, you have to salvage it as best as you can.
>>46770086Hag on hag violence!
>>46772038there is one place you can hide…
>>46771331Well, human males, ages 6-30, are kidnapped, raped. and forced into marriage with youkais on the daily, so I guess it's like reverse-sex Middle East.
>>46771447>a hundred year >a hundredMASSIVE underestimation.
>>46772375Don't be dumb, the Hakurei shrine would never tolerate that and there's no evidence of any bribery regime to get the miko to look the other way. Humans who go missing just vanish to the outside world, not anyone's bedroom. It's safe to walk around alone or at night if you're male.
>>46772380Do we even know any touhou girl who's in the hundred year range? I feel like every single one of them is either 500+ or 16yo.
>>46772527Alyuu kind of. She's the ninth child of miare so her chronological time alive on the world is almost certainly under 200. Problem is if you talls up the time since her first incarnation she's over 1200. Reincarnators make it tricky.
Stupid sexy raccoon
>>46772527I've got one. It's pretty funny, because her general demeanour and the fact that she's 99% of the time portrayed as the one who knows everything that's happening would make you think that she's older, but she's five times younger than remi
>>46771447Nah, I knew from the start
>>46771875>Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.I'm trying to get over just how RETARDED this is. Social suicide? Butt of jokes? This is like making fun of someone for winning the lottery...twice. "OH you're soooo rich! Why is your car so big and nice? Lol. You're not hungry? Guess your scantily clad, big breasted private chef must have made you some gourmet shit in your huge mansion, loser!" Getting two hot beast milfs on my dick is the achievement of a life time and I won't let village NPCs attempt to shame me for it! If anything I'll just crash at either of my beast mom's places
>>46772394This is clearly propaganda you got paid off to say this who are you working for
>>46780743He's working for reimu (she doesn't want the public to know all her friends are immensely powerful youkai who control gensokyo from the shadows)
I wanna get drunk with her
Wasn't Mamizou a ZUN self insert
>>46784977Why would ZUN self insert himself as a woman..?
>>46777511one of your beast moms lives in a cave and the other one lives with someone who's older than most caves
>>46784977Thats his wife self insert
I drew a mythologically accurate Mamizou Futa tsuiwa on tumblr but no one seemed to appreciate it there.
>>46772527Given the Jack the Ripper references I like to think that Sakyua comes from late 1800s England.
>>46785285Cute cute cute I wonder if she has similar hairstyle and glasses.
>>46769318Imagine getting *POMFED* in the face by her big fluffy tail
>>46771636Hey Akyuu, how many fairies did you punch today?
>>46786809Feels good man
>>46772527Explicitly - Patchouli, somewhat over 100 years.But it's important to understand here that touhous for which we don't know ages far outnumber those for whom we do, but also biases in how we get that age data - it's mostly either the human girls, for whom simply biology still applies, or the big names of the franchise who make reference to legendary or semi-legendary figures from Japanese real-life history, from which we can make age inferences (and those, in turn, tend to fall into disproportionately narrow window of 7th-early 8th centuries, the formative period of Japanese state and culture and beginning of the written record) - so you get those two categories you name this way, but by no means they are representative of youkai at large. From some lore points we can infer that "common youkaifolk" like, say, Nitori or Mystia, are about century or several in median age, in middle of those two extremes, even though we normally can't even approximately estimate the age of any one such specific girl.
>>46769318I like Mamizou but I don't drink, smoke, ir gamble, is something wrong with me?
>>46789373Not at all, you have great taste in 2hu's and it's not like you have to be into any of those other things.
M.I.B. Mamizou sexoooo!!!
>>46795529
>>46795529I want to massage her tired feet, nylons left on
I want her to be racist to me about how youkai are made to rule over humans.
>>46770086Ran knows around 'coons never relax.
I want to attack her with a barrage of compliments until she blushes.
Foxes need not apply
>>46795582I want to touch it.
>>46769318Flabbynuki
I want to be teased
She's a saggy smelly smoker that's over a thousand years old and lives in the woods. Surely you can set your standards higher then some granny.
>>46814645She's a lovely lady
>>46814645>over a thousand years oldThat's hot as fuck
>>46814607>>46814645>>46814977squishy~
>>46814977Delicious Tanuki toes
I wanna bury my face in her plump belly and fluffy tail...
>>46814989Don't say that to her face or she'll get really mad.
>>46815280What if I kiss the squish?
>>46815280God, I am in love with her body type in that image.
>>46815280All I want to do is inseminate both of them at the same time but their bickering makes it so hard...
I want to be cuddled be her
>>46820267Why is she calling me gey?
>>46824133Because ur a fegit
I made some tricksy raccoon porn today.https://files.catbox.moe/5yegop.jpg
>>46824958>I>made
>>46771447Secret moonlit rendezvous with Mamizou... Watching the moon and stars as you cuddle and hold hands... Having your own special love nest with Mamizou... Living happily with Mamizou... Brushing Mamizou's tail... Mamizou stroking your hair as you fall asleep on her chest... I can't, Anon. This is too romantic for me.
Imagine the cuddles
>>46824958I like it
>>46825655I wish I had a soft and plump Mamizou GF I could wrap my arms around while pressing my face into her chub as I fall asleep...
Fatfags be gone. Mamizou is canonically a slender lady.
>>46825914Tanuki shapeshifting trickery. Imagine trusting anything a Tanuki says or does as legitimate and sincere, couldn't be me. Very untrustworthy creatures. I do not believe for a single pico-second that that abrasive alcoholic can fit in a slim suit without magic.
>>46824958Very nice, but can you please make some porn of her where she has the good kind of fat body type like in >>46815280? Is it even possible with AI?
>>46825914Imagine the cuddles
>>46814645Granny's still got it.
>>46836605Cunnilingus for the sole purpose of pleasuring her
>>46841280gay lmao
>>46841280>implying I wouldn’t personally enjoy every second of going down on her
>>46850003I never implied that
>>46861318Sexy and underutilized.
>>46861318I want to worship her legs and feet, nylons on
>>46866059Imagine how soft they must be...Her ears and tail that is!
>>46869174I want to pet them
>>46884920Isn't that uncomfortable??
>>46884920Please don't show your girthy penis on a blue board Miss Futatsuiwa.
>>46887565In love with the thought she could sit so casually and drunkenly she doesn't even notice she's flashing someone.
>>46887915Implying she's not doing it on purpose
Mamizou telling you that she can take the form of any girl you like!Flustering her by saying the girl you like is Mamizou!
>>46888201Cute!
>>46888323>>46888201
>>46771312You're forgetting the rabbits.
You can't spell Mamizou without "Mami"!
heavy and old
>>46900097They can be as big as your heart desires, that's the best part.
mami elephant
Nobody saw my massive mami mammaries earlier...
>>46900097>>46901854you need a bra, ma'am
>>46902333Just because I didn't say anything doesn't mean I don't appreciate them Mamizou, but I understand how you feel.
>>46902431thanks you~
>>46902452Oh, to be transformed into a button on Mamizou's shirt...
>>46902615I'd rather be her shoe
Go to bed, grandma 'nuki. You're too horny and drunk.
>>46903878
thick tanuki
Soft tanuki. Maybe too soft.
The fox's thread dieded.
I love this tanuki
>>46917720it was murdered
Getting drunk with her
>>46917733I want to pinch her legs.
>>46927069She's gonna pinch your bum
>>46932984Cute, CUTE!
behold, the lewdest sprite in 2hu
>>46935118I want to share a bath with her, the teasing would be insane
>>46932719I pinch bums back.
>>46935661
>>46935118God, I love comboing into this super. Feels so satisfying. If you know what I mean ;)
>>46935118very lewd tail
>>46938516
when was the last time this FOSSIL washed her FILTHY, SMELLY, DIRTY tail?
>>46940607She's been waiting for some nice, thoughtful young man to help her.
>>46940607Dumb anon>>46935140
>>46943239That tanuki in the back seems to be telling me to stand down...
>>46943239Cute feet!
She's too cute
another fever dream by yassy
smelly furball
>>46970487Mamizou smells nice
>>46973220delusional and noseblindshe reeks like the back of a detroit pet store
>>46963984More vore?
old
>>46976386gold
Is the tanooki a sex worker?
>>46982827Anon...what on Earth makes you ask things like that? The closest thing to a sex worker that Gensokyo has is Komakusa-dayuu, and even then, it's supposedly just a nickname from the way she dresses...
>>46982827No but she entraps young men with massive gambling debts and pimps them out to old youkai women.
>>46984906more like traps young men with massive balls
MIB Mamizou is peak
A cute!
I want to cause her to blush
Grandma is going to sleep.
>>47013125I will massage her foot.
>>47013324>>47013125I will kiss it
>>47015934
I've done bad things while thinking about this tanuki.
>>47027067Like?
>>47027222tax fraud
>>47027399You specified bad, you gave a good thing
>>46917733>>46917720>>46923733>>46926791>>46932719>>46932984>>46935118>>46935140>>46954909>>46976416Imagine getting anilingus from that huge old woman...
>>47041336I'd rather give it to her
>>46786531I don't have an image of her on hand but she does.
Imagine her tobacco flavored tongue forcing its way into your mouth.
>>47041336Thank you fluffy toliet paper!
>>47042970Mine is alcohol flavored, so we're a perfect match.
Smugs at you
>>47047647
>>47051239Mamizou is smugger
>>47054186For me that is the cutest picture of Mamizou around. She just looks so smoochable in it.
I'm so sick of this woman.I try to keep a stable food store, but then the tanuki steal it.Go to the bar, they're out of the booze I like, guess who drank it all? Tanuki.Slip on a banana peel, my pies I set out to cool get eaten, animals scream at me when I go outside to take a dump at night, all Tanuki.I ask Mamizou, straight up, if she can curb this nonsense, make peace you know?>Well ya see sonny we can't just do that because blah blah blah *old person babble*I grow sick of this and decide the only solution is to get a dog. Some good ole' boy I can rely on to keep the cretins at bay. And finally, someone responds to my missives telling me they'll meet me at my residence with an entire pack so I can have my pick of the litter. Think I'll finally put this whole mess behind me.>Well sonny, here they're, finest dogs in all the land, fer free to take yer pick, they're all good to go to a home we're they'll be well-fed and well-cared for.Goddamned Tanuki.
>>47059966Well I pick her out of all the dogs. How does she like THAT?
>>47059966She has a crush on you anon
>>47058125source?
I can't stop thinking about every tanuki being plump and squishy like her. Thanks.
>>47059966I'd adopt the big one behind the old woman. The one on her left.
I am disturbed by how flat she is in canon.
>>47038982What is she plotting...
>>47073904
>>47078598Nooo, my bank account!
>>47081418Now she wants your wank account
I've been keeping this and the Patchouli thread alive for some time.
>>47086141Are they your two favorites?
>>470861822 out of my top 3, yeah
>>47086210Who is the odd one out without a thread?
>>47086238The lovely Yukari
I did not get to go during my trip because I did not have time but I would like to visit Sado island next time I am in Japan.
She and her best friend are incredibly hot.
>>47087032Is Mamizou part of the Myouren operation or is she completely unrelated outside from her connection to Nue?
>>47087041Neither Mamizou nor Nue are technically part of the Myoren operation, Mamizou is staying there only because Nue asked her, but Nue is only there as a way to apologize to Byakuren; however, the fact she can often be seen on the outskirts of the temple implies that she might not want to be there at all or that she doesn't care that much about the whole Myoren temple despite of how beneficial it is to her.
raccoon with a flabby stomach
>>47091798Canonically FLAT and SKINNY!
OH GOD THAT SMUG NO OH GOD DEEP DOWN INSIDE I WISH SHE WOULD DESTROY ME
>>47091938I have touched myself to this image so many times I can't even count them lmao. To all those uninitiated, she has a big cock and balls in this one.
>>47094443She always has a big cock and balls, you just can't always see it.
What would Futatsuiwa no Sado do if you poked her to be annoying because you were bored?
>>47098114Poke back, and try to find your ticklish spots. If you keep doing it she'll just laugh to herself and stop reponding. But as you try and go home you get knocked out. You'll wake tied up on a bed of leaves with Mamizou wiggling her fingers at you.
>>47098182I think I'd like that. Better poke her.
>>47098022Very scary.
I want the far right one
Why does she groom Sumireko?
>>47101135she needs some onahole variety
>>47101090The one with her eyes closed is cute.
