Rumia-chan's forbidden skirt predation technique
she can eat me anytime
>>46877561Skirts should be banned, they are a cringe garment>What do you propose as alternativeIdk, not long pants either. Shorts or something.
>>46881681wrong
>>46881681Wriggle Nightbug detected
Rumia jam.
>>46877561Haha he's going to have a horrible agonizing death!
Does anyone have that first person POV Rumia skirt predation webm?
Conceptualize the olfactory profile
>>46877561She's learning fast... They'll need to find more measures to stop her soon before everyone dies
>>46877561Time to teach the little brat a lesson.
>>46895334m-mazaka...
Petting Rumia's head while she gently gnaws on your hand like a teething puppy.
>>46895334heh, nothing personal kid
>>46881681Who are you quoting
Rumia coffee.
Rumia smile.
Rumia pet.
>>46901485JOCKEY ON ME
>>46905926It ain't right for a man to be ridden like that.
>>46905960Such a little delinquent, what does she get out of this?
>>46894507That exists? Source
>>46906182It was an MMD video from Nicovideo but I couldn't find it even after hours of searching.It was this videohttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33166012but in first person.
Imagine the ASMR-triggering, meaty "Kupaa" Rumia's puffy cunny lips would make from pinching them apart!
>>46881681I like shorts. They are comfy and easy to wear.
>>46911491kek, anybody still have the source?
>>46910700it isn't what your looking for but i found thishttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27748565
>>46905926IS THIS THING HUMPING ME?
>Hey mister, I've got a lot more chocolates in the van. Come on.
>>46895334sauce
The Rum has eaten too many shotas and now must go on a diet.
I like this
too lewd, needs more monster daughterpet fatherly love
>>46933649My beloved daughterpet
>>46933626>User has left pixiv or the user ID does not exist.
>>46933901it be like that
>>46924527Don't force her to eat the cabbage she needs human meat...
Bullying the Roomba
>>46936137Love bites are part and parcel with owning a roomimi of your ownAs you can see, this one is very attached to her owner!
>>46949134I love Tummia
Please do not feed the wild youkai.
>>46949127Tumia...
>>46881209It's eat or be eaten~
Scary!
>>46965242god I want to hug her so badly
Rumia dance
>>46974883I-it's so girthy around the middle!
>>46974883That's a weird looking dick.Is the author a woman?
Is she a good girl?I think she is
>>46984322hatalegs... nice.
>>46933626My beloved daughterwife.
>>46974883It's nice to see some thick juicy penises on /jp/ every now and then.
>>46912368Isn't it from a pokemon game
>>46936137It seems it's taking a while for her to finish her meal
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Sleep Rum
Rumia has a new friend!
>>47009265GIWIWH
Nun Rumia
>>47009265needs editing, hitora-kun should look happy as well
>>46895334Impossible...
The perfect predator
>>47018290Puffy...
>>47018318Rumia-chan claims another victim...
hmmhmh what a nice thread>captcha: KYSJK
>>47003686¿
>>46984322Yes.
yes, yes, we've seen cute and funneh roombas countless times. can we also post some spooky rums too?
>>47025368Cute and funi rumimi is also spooky rumimi
>>47025368Blood only makes Rumia more cute though.
>>47026841>>47026808You're telling me you wouldn't die for that smile? Smdh...
>>47028152My fantasy is drinking the hourai elixir and letting Rumia eat my flesh only for it to regrow as good as new. I would be Rumia's infinite buffet.
>>47028308Wabbit season.
darkness paizuri
>>47025368I think she is cutest when she is spooky. It's the fantasy of having such a spooky creature as an adoring pet that does it for me.
>>47036312Truly horrifying.https://youtube.com/shorts/GGC2mp_ypio?si=7zhndDxDiTzvQrLW
>>47036321But Rumia is flat.
>>47038278darkness naizuri!
>>46965235>>47028308Look how happy she is...You wouldn't give your life for that???Not like you're doing much with it anyway...
>>47039458I think you should kill yourself first before you tell people what to do with their lives like that.This isn't a grimtard thread. Make one yourself and please just get out of here already
>>47039514lmaoyou're no fun
>>47039600And you're actual anti-fun.
>>47039623*sigh* fine...Have a compromise as a gesture of goodwill. Goodnight.
noooooo
>>47042914Getting devoured by Rumia's lower mouth...
It seems skirt predation is spreading
>>47039458Now why would I kill myself for Rumia? If I'm dead then I can't enjoy her smile. I would much rather feed her others so I can watch her happily eat instead.
>>47051847
>>47051853Biggest dork...
>>47036312Scary
soft and healthy slop
Rumia is so cool
>>47083719Hehe two gentle pats on head.
>>46916888Aww, I would throw her a nugget.
>>47091832Well now I've got a concerning erection.Hope you're happy anonymous.
>>47089420Still would.
>>46929829From the thumbnail I thought she really had a large mouth under her skirt, with giant teeth and tongue
>>47107727Wow rumia made a new friend
>>47111897I throw a chicken nugget into her mouth.
>>47111923You're supposed to put your hand in there.Don't think about the consequences, just do it.
>>47112050what would happen if I put my hand on her head instead?
>>47112050Can I put someone else's severed hand in there instead?
If I were to kiss Rumia as violently as she kisses would she be happier?
>>46877561Lewd!
>>47121031Dear god, my heart is going to explode from moe overload
>>47124781I want some coffee
>>47121031I am retarded, what's going on in that picture?
>>47130824She's getting ready for her date.
What do you think Rumia tastes like?
>>47124781Roomba looks more disappointed in you than anything else
>>47138851BUILT for Big Bear Cuddles
>>47124781>"Not this shit again"
zzzz...
>>47154754wake up!
>>47166781Would feed a piece of jerky to.
Im not a Rumiafag, can someone explain to me the whole "roomba" meme?
>>47166853It's just a funny spelling of the name.
>>47166853its the chorus from the third opening for the anime "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei"
how the tables have turned!
>>47178362Roomba on a roomba. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
The Darkness and T-Pose loli
I want to keep a Rumia like a pet cat that I can take out to get ice cream withShe's just the cutest little gremlin ever and I love her
>>47187366Rumia is a vicious man-eating monster, not a pet. You can't domesticate her.
>>47191215She's my pet man-eating monster.
>>47196391nice butt
>>47191215Not him but I have the opened mindedness to cater to her unique diet and purity of intent, as I simply want to see her fed and happy.
roomeeaah
>>47207900wtf is her problem...
>>47213986No father figure, which I hope to change.
>>46936126At least she gets some extra
>>47215630I'm willing to be her father + husband figure. Instead of human flesh, she could eat my smegma every day.
>>47218569My beloved daughterwifepets
I want to bring Rumia back to live with me and my youkai wife as our daughter! I want to say pet too but I don't know if a youkai would be okay with keeping another one as a pet.
>>47199638>cater to her unique dietHow do you intend to do that?Surely you're not going to invite people to your house and let Rumia eat them, right?
>>47222817Now that would just be silly. I would take her to a national park to eat lone hikers and campers since they are known to go missing in such places anyways.
>>47222817I would drink the hourai elixir and cut off parts of my body for her to eat.
>>47222932>>47223210Why don't you just feed her hobos, junkies and latinx? Sounds easier IMO.
>>47222932Wouldn't you feel bad for those people?Keep in mind that many anons from /jp/ like to hike alone.>>47223210That's dedication.
>>47224299Hobos and junkies are gross and probably don't taste great on account of their diets and amount of drugs in their system. I would not want to feed her such low quality meat if I could help it. Illegal immigrants on the other hand are probably plentiful if you know when and where to look, and no one would miss them either. The down side however, is that they tend to come into the country in large groups and I don't think we can manage such numbers unless Rumia can play up her youkai nature to scare away the extras that she isn't eating and then the problem would be that there are witnesses. There is also the danger of running into authorities who are trying to catch those immigrants for their reasons. Now with national parks, hikers and campers tend to either be alone or travel in very small groups. It is not unheard of that they go missing, seemingly without a trace sometimes, so it would likely be considered an unfortunate accident at worst if one did not return. So long as we move around between different parks across the country, the missing will not pile up so high that proper investigations are made. We probably wouldn't even need to sneak up on them either if we just play the part of a father and his daughter on an outing. Having a kid with you already disarms most people you meet because they usually assume the best of you and don't think that you are going to hurt anyone.
>>47224429>Wouldn't you feel bad for those people? Keep in mind that many anons from /jp/ like to hike alone.Hell, I'm one of those people. They would be an unfortunate sacrifice that must be made to keep my youkai daughter happy and fed. I am sure most others here would gladly make the same sacrifice too. It's difficult to properly care for a monster without shedding a bit of humanity yourself, after all.
I think you could probably use sorcery to find a replacement for the chi and vital energy that rumia usually gets by eating human flesh.
>>47224600But meat tastes better.
>>47224600That would be like asking a human to replace their diet with onions.
>>47224647Plenty of youkai are able to live just fine without eating people.
>>47224653But why deprive a simple creature like Rumia of one of the few luxuries she has in her life?
>>47224682I will provide her with the finest gourmand food as a replacement.
>>47224724Can't you just make all those fancy dishes but using human meat instead?
>>47224846Reimu would cut me in half if I did that.
>>47228986Just cut her in half first and use her flesh to cook Rumia a delicious dinner.
