Youmu is too cute!!!and she can duel wield katana
best gardener in Touhouthe only gardener? At least the only one followed around by a giant floating sperm
Youmu is slute
>>46890487
The power of Youmu Sanae!!
youmu strikes me as the kind of girl to be easily coerced into sex by random men when she goes shopping in the village
>>46898470just like Sanae
>>46890487Machigai. She's the cutest!>>46898470She strikes me as the type of girl to be loyal to me alone while you remain sex-starved
>>46900194Yet she welcomes not only men but also shotas and youkai too.
Adorable Youmu <3
>>46900312Again, just like Sanae.
>>46900586no no, the difference is sanae welcomes anyone happily, youmu wouldn't but she's too retarded to realise what's happening until there's a cock inside her so she's an easy slut
Youmu is a good girl
"Come back my place Youmu there's something I'd like to show you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "Youumu and Sanae would both follow you without question
>>46900555Nibble nibble
Why cant these threads be normal.Why does every time these threads get made it always ends up in degenerate hornyposting.
>>46904344The fanon/canon thread had better discussion about her phantom half. Topicless threads always devolve into hornyposting.
>>46904344everything always ends in horny. I don't think there's enough people here that like/know her to do anything more than be horny.I love her and Sanae the most. They both have bizarre thinking patterns and I think it'd be funny if they both got together to try and resolve an incident.
>>46905273>I don't think there's enough people here that like/know her to do anything more than be horny
I like Youmu because she's cute and her brain doesn't work well.
>>46904344>normal>when the OP is lewd
>>46905547>>46905542>>46905538YES YES!! Sanae x Youmu! <3
>>46905343lol.Satori doesn't even bother to read Youmu's mind.
Youmu...
>>46910187It's not her fault she's a little slow.
Youmu: Oh no, Lady Yuyuko! It's completely dark when I close my eyes!lol lol lol OMG I love her <3
Cut her some slackShe is hard working, dedicated and loyalShe simply can't help her autism
There's a belief that human souls actually have two parts Kon and Paku. There's the immortal "higher" soul (Kon) that either becomes a ghost, like Yuyuko, or enters the cycle of reincarnation and the transient "lower" soul (Paku) that animates the body and houses the earthly passions and which could, after death, become an unintelligent evil spirit, such as those seen in Subterranean Animism. Youmu's phantom-half is apparently her higher soul, while her lower soul remains in her human body, giving it life.
>>46910187>Like people with autism, people with Asperger's syndrome have a dreadful time understanding what is going on, socially. Example, a complete lack of interest by the person listening to them ramble being misunderstood due to being polite, leading to endless monologuing and persisting on the topic, (unlike Satorin does here noticing Youmu doesn't care).>>46910514>This kind of evidence suggests that children with autism will have difficulty discerning the playful intent of a tease that is typically conveyed in an ambiguous, non lit- eral fashion. This diminished capacity to recognize social intentions may serve to make the true meaning of a tease remain opaque.OOf. Kind of a weird way to find out you're different (which isn't bad), anons. But this is a thread for the cutest girl ever, so take a clue and get help outside!>>46910411Now this poster here understands that the most precious girl to ever exist is being a fun tease. Sasuga Youmu
>>46910514What if shes just joking like when Yuyuko does with her? We are talking about Touhou here.
>>46910754Her eyes end up hurting because she keeps them open. If that was a joke, she was a little too dedicated to the bit.
37! Youmu sucked 37 dicks!
>>46910759I just find weird, ZUN tends to make these extreme jokes that suggest that the character is barely sentient, yet he also writes them like they are very capable of doing their jobs and are very well capable of functioning properly, Sakyua being the prime example of this.And since people dont know about middle grounds they always tend to reduce them to non sentient fuck meats. So annoying. I like to pretend that these extreme "look how stupid she is jokes" are jokes within jokes, and just take the ones that are more "normal dumb" seriously.
>>46910742Her body is animated entirely by passion you say...
>>46910187this is not the type of person you want handling sharp tools
>>46890614Meiling takes care of the SDM's gardens too
Youmu is a little too loyal sometimes
"Don't get the wrong idea, these aren't for me, they're for my master"
>>46910763In a row?
>>46912537But Yuyuko is a Ghost,I doubt she can get pregnantAlso why is Youmu in the outside world?
>>46910187She's just like me!!!
>>46913406>>Yuyuko is a Ghost,I doubt she can get pregnantThat's what makes it funny, at least to me. Imagine her trolling Youmu to buy these.>>why is Youmu in the outside world?Because Sanae?
>>46915892what does sanae have to do with it? you could have at least said yukari
<-- Youmu obviously >>46890487visible panty lines <3
>>46915912Anything lewd involving the outside world also involves Sanae.
「Last night was great wasn't it!?」
>>46916246[ Who are you? Where am I?! ]
cute
too cute
>>46904344To be fair it didn't end up as horny posting, it started that way
>>46904344If you want a "normal thread" feel free to jump in and say why Youmu is a good girl.
>>46925364sauce!
Youmu fought with two swords before duel wielding was cool
>>46926030Swimsuit Youmu...
>>46910742That's actually really interesting
>>46916246I've had enough with you, YoumooI could CRUSH an oji-san rapist with my bare handsI'll make you pay for the mid-life's you have destroyed
あっ
>>46928484Kyaaaaaaaa Pervert!!! Youmu saw me naked, I'll never get married now...
>>46928573Not that she cares. She'll just rape you herself.
>>46928945you can't rape the willing
Me and Youmu eat Pointy Corn the same way!
>>46933853I'd eat pointy corn straight from Youmu's mouth
>>46912843In a column
>>46890487I want Youmu to sit on my face with her BIG FAT BUTT
>>46933871I don't know why I can't stop thinking about this. It's sounds weird but also erotic.
Youmu's secret to gardening
>>46934357It would involve sucking out items of food straight off her tongue, you'd practically be licking her tonsils. Can't get much deeper a kiss than that.Just imagine the utter confusion on her face when you do it though. Like Yukari, Youmu is also susceptible to the charisma-break technique, with extreme gains to be had in theory.
>>46938959Actually I was thinking more like Youmu has a mouthful of chips and you passionately deep kiss her and saliva and chips drip out of her mouth and down in between her breasts and on her tummy. It'd make such as mess, but since I created it then I have no choice but to clean up it ... by licking it off her cute tiny tits and kissing her navel. chu chu youmu love you
Youmu is too loyal for her own good.Starting an entire incident by herself just to please her master
ohh the things I'd do to sleepy youmu
>>46942825molestedmu
>>46942825yeah, I'd tuck her in
Youmu power stances with Rivers of Blood and Wakizashi
youmu your pantsu
Youmu would be the perfect wife. She can garden, cook, clean? and she's super loyal so she's always have dinner when you came her to her
>>46948257>and she's super loyalto yuyukonot to you
>>46948287Youmu is a nice girl. She'd be the same way to her lover too.
Youmu is a bit of a naive girl
>>46912430I would be too if Yuyuko was my master...
Useless fact: JP fanbase nicknamed Youmu 'Myon' because of a single (unmemorable) line she says in Perfect Cherry Blossom. While Western Fans call use that name for her half-spirit.
>>46948287yuyuko would just hold her down for me
It's not a sword, it's a Katana.
>>46953620Why is Youmu being so pretentious?
Well she's not wrong, but sword is such a vague term that's she's not right either. Roukanken is a katana and Hakurouken, the shorter back-up weapon is a wakizashi. Both are technically 'swords' but different in design than the long sword that most people usually think of. The same with a Rapier, you don't usually hear people call it a sword.
>>46956776>The same with a Rapier, you don't usually hear people call it a sword.You do, all the time. Specially when two HEMA nerds are talking about which sword is the best.>>46953620I just took a look at the raw. The reason why Youmu said that is because Lunasa calls her sword a "剣", which is the word used for double edged swords, while "刀" (katana) is used for single edged.
YOUMU MARRY ME PLEASEMy life has gotten to the point where I can only feel affection to fictional woman. No irl person makes me feel the same way girls from anime or games make me feel.
>>46925364>>46925444Yeah Deliver on the sauce Anon
You guys know about the Youmu bondage cookie clicker game?
>>46957602>Youmu bondage cookie clickerOf course!!! I've fapped to it many times.... I was trying not to upload any pictures from it cause I din't want to get banned.
>>46957602I know about the game where Yuyuko spanks Youmu's big butt until it's bright red.
>>46957766Pooner up and let’s have a group goon session
>>46957793Drop the goo
>>46957602No, post a link.
>>46958172damn, Youmu's onto something, I never heard of thist. brazilian
>>46958172
>>46948287Youmu would be the sweet caring, possibly overprotective, type of girlfriend. 「Thank you for the cake! Here, you can have the strawberry」*feeds it to you lovingly*Just don't be stupid and ask her to pick between you and Yuyuko.
>>46960653What If you fuck Yuyuko behind her back?
>>46960734I'm not interested in Yuyuko so it wouldn't be a problem, although you could just tell Youmu that Yuyuko made you do it and she'd probably believe it.
Dead thread
>>46966132It's half-dead, just like her.
but she's so lewd, I mean cute
5/30 is Women's Shogi Day!
>>46960734Youmu.exe has stopped working.
>>46966141Can I make out with your half dead self?
Youmu fumo came today. Now Sanae has a friend!
There's 72,000 pictures on Pixiv so some people like her, just not that many here. That's actually more than Sanae.
>>46953793Because she's an autistic nerd. ...Shit
>>46975004wouldn't that just make her more popular here?
>>46974176Good taste. Those two are my favorite.
>>46958172I k kw of youmu spanking. Konpaku youmu and the dungeon of lewd creatures has good scenes but you are better off ripping the scenes and playing them during jerkoff sessions. returns are diminishing in that game.
>>46957206Go outside and breathe Oxygen for at least 30 minutes anon you don't have to speak to anyone but it will help
>>46983067Youmu says don't feed the troll
My June bride is Youmu
>>46983277Do you have a bride for each month?
>>46983381I worship one Touhou girl every month like so ...JAN - SanaeFEB - Patchouli MAR - YoumuAPR - SanaeMAY - Patchouli JUN - YoumuJULY - SanaeAUG - Patchouli SEP - YoumuOCT - SanaeNOV - Patchouli DEC - Youmu
>>46983100Can I at least offer them a drink if I can't feed them?
>>46983784Why would you do that? Do you want to date a desperate loser or something?
>>46983827Some people have a loser fetish
>>46983840I know there are many people interested in loser girls, but I didn't think there were people with a fetish for loser guys.
>>46983827I didn't specify of what
>>46983977There's a lot more than you'd think. Loser guy = ATM machine that's easy to control/manipulateThere's a guy a work who got married after dating for 6 months and she did it just to trap him in the relationship. Now she just spends all his money and does what ever she wants.
>>46986448That's not having a loser fetish, that's just women being cruel and heartless monsters.
>>46986600There are def also woman out that that hate themselves/have a mental illness but are a 12/10. (Look up goth girls with daddy issues). But unfortunately, most of them are fat ugly bitches that think being goth makes them more attractive lmao
>>46890487>>and she can duel wield katana>posts fat butt in pantyhosebased coomer
>>46986892Sorry what? I don't understand zoomer netspeak.
>>46890487Youmu is slute
>>46995951No that's Byakuren, Sanae and Kasen.
>>46912430Honestly if Yuyuko was my mistress, I would be too. Hell I would have taken Youki's place in a heart beat
I knew a girl during college, she cut her hair short like youmu does, she was introverted and autistic like youmu is, and she was short and barely had any breasts just like youmu, also wore tomboyish clothes. She was a year older and on a racing team (mechanical engineering) I was on the same team for a while, wish I knew how to make moves. Kamisama literally sent youmu my way and I didn't do anything. Then again she was probably seeing someone already, but it would not have hurt to try
>>46960734She would be proud
>>46990590ask the OP next time you RETARD
>>46998078You'd regret meeting her mom most likely based on this description
>>46898470Villagers are too nice to take advantage of her.
>>47011411
>>47020851What did she do?
>>47021412ate all the drywall
>>46890487I like her tank top.
>>47011488So molestable...
>>47021412She pissed on the carpet
>>47034033He draws the cutest Youmu.I wish he also did a non lewd Youmu doujin.
>>47034273Artist name?
>>47034334Cock Robin
God dammit Youmu not again
>>47034140>>47045151Anon, it's time for you to kill yourself. You've had enough fun in life.
>>47045151Half-human, half-phantom, half-bladder capacity.
>>46983100Since when is being 2D-only troll behaviour?
>>47045151Is she just peeing herself or also cumming?
>>47046517Doesn't matter, it's all going in my mouth anyway
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