ANOTHER THREAD FOR BEST UMBRELLA! POST KOGASA NOW!
>>47051593GASA!
Guys, my wife Kogasa and I are having a baby! We are so excited!
>>47051593>>47051926>>47051937Kogasa, in an effort to make herself useful, tries to create threads about how cute she is and how wonderful of a wife she'd be, in hopes that by doing so it'll make people genuinlely think she's a useful umbrella and want to be with her.Sadly, only Kogasa will post and read in this thread...
>>47051963Bro I'm not Kogasa
>>47051963Do not ever talk about me or my wife Kogasa ever again
>>47051981>>47051995t.
>>47051593I want to kiss you, Kogasa!
i would love to bully kogasa.
>>47052544I want to stomp on her umbrella while she watches.
>>47052553imagine how hard she’d cry. hitting you and trying to push you away, to no avail
>>47052553An experienced karakasa-obake always keeps a brick of lead in her umbrella!
Is it true that some guys get boners when they are sufficiently scared?
>>47052594Maybe she should test that theory herself? You know, hands on work as it were.
I don't think Kogasa would like me very much. You see I can't be scared of something that happens futher away, so If Kogasa were to jump of a tree a few meters away screaming at the top of her lunge then I wouldn't be scared at all because I would still feel safe due to the distance. However If she were to do that same thing closer up, where the safety I feel due to that distance would dissappear, then I would indeed be scared. The problem with that is however that whenever I feel scared the first thing I do instinctively is kick or punch in the direction of whatever frightened me.So Kogasa will either go disappointed whenever she tries to scare me or will get a kick to the stomach or a punch in the face. A lose-lose situation
>Hey, Anon.>It’s going to be raining soon, so I made sure to get here as quick as possible.>Why?>To prove how useful I am.>Unless you want to get soaked from head to toe, you’ll need my help.>Now, come on!>The markets aren’t going to stay open for much longer!
>>47057797I wasn't even planning on going outside today, you dumbrella!
>>47057797[X] Hug UmbrellaI think I'd be overwhelmed with happiness that she even thought about me.
>>47058104Buy a mail-order bride.
>>47057797Who are you quoting?
>>47058104Walk off a 30floor building onto the concrete below. Also never post on this board again kudasai
Do I have to tell the story,Of a thousand rainy days since we first met,It's a big enough umbrella,But it's always me that ends up getting wet
>>47058104Well first, you have to make a snowball!
June 11th is Umbrella day! Perfect time to have a Kogasa thread
>>47051981That's something Kogasa would say
Did you know?Pic related is Kogasa.The girl is just a construct it uses to communicate and attract humans.
>>47058634No, both are Kogasa. Or is your face just a construct to communicate and repel humans?Kogasa is Kogasa, umbrella and girl.
>>47051593Why are you screaming!?
>>47058755I like the face analogy, reminds me of the idiom "to put a human face on" which is exactly what Kogasa is doing to itself.
>>47058148Yeah do this. Instant Kogasa gf.
>>47058634Is kogasa merely the avatar? Can she get pregnant? Is her personality the umbrellas and thus 'real'? Hell just satisfy the first two and I'll be in, I'll fall in love with a literal umbrella if it has a pretty enough transformation/second body. Sign me up, now.
>>47059003>Can she get pregnant?Yes but after you cum inside the girl you see the umbrella start to swell up.
>>47058920Except you can't take your fucking face off, can you?Both are as Kogasa as they can be. There's no difference between the umbrella and the girl other than they exist at different spaces.
>>47058104Shave, cut your hair, get >>>/out/ mass replying faggot
happy 'brella day
>Guess what day it is today, Anon.>That’s right!>It’s my day!>Now you better prepare yourself.>I’m going to pay you back for all your sly little comments tenfold!
>>47061671I'm going to do the only thing a human like me can do in the face of such a youkai hellbent on getting revengeGrovel at her feet and beg her to have mercy, and that I'll do anything if she'll spare my life.
>>47061671Who are you quoting?
>>47062067Kogasa, clearly. She is done with your bullshit Anon, she is in charge now
>>47057137source?
>>47058755And we love them both!
>>47052571She probably should just keep a bit extra lead just incase
>>47061671
>>47052594Not exclusively fear, but the combination of fear and arousel. Fearousel
>Page 10>Why did you let me reach page 10, Anon?
This dumb umbrella is about to learn why she shouldn't try to scare humans.
I will tell the dumbrella I'm scared of girls.
>>47070193Umbrella legs!
paizuri in the rain
>>47070004Who are you quoting?
How would Kogasa react if you taught her about the Romans and their view on the colour purple?"One of the most difficult and costly colours to produce in ancient Rome was purple, more specifically, Tyrian purple, which was a vibrant and striking purple.""In ancient Rome, purple colour was associated with royalty, power and wealth. Only the aristocrats wore clothes dyed in this colour. In Roman Colours symbolism, Purple colour was also known as Tyrian purple or Imperial purple."
>>47052553she is the umbrella
>>47071120She would be delighted that they understand the greatness of the colour purple, likely to the point that it would go to her head.
What are the drawbacks of making her useful? (Other than being chased by the Hakurei Inquisition)
Would she cease to exist as a youkai if someone started using her umbrella for it's original purpose meaningfully. Or has that ship sailed?
>>47071346This is why you'd instead lock her in your basement and rape her everyday, everyone wins!
>>47071364Haha rape! Wow anon, VERY epic! ;)
>>47071376I always knew that.
>>47071346Probably sailed because it drifted into Gensokyo and has a girl attached to it now.
>>47071346If she becomes complacent she could go back to being an umbrella, regardless, she would grieve your death and become a youkai again once your time passes
My wife Kogasa!!
>>47051981you can't scare me Kogasa, I know who you are
I am conflicted on Kogasa because on one hand I love going for long walks on rainy days under an umbrella but on the other I am easily startled and hate that.
>>47073869Well Kogasa would love you for being easily startled.
>>47073886She could be like a dog in my neighborhood that always barks when I pass by. I know it's there and I know it's going to bark, yet I still jump every time. I would be able to see Kogasa's blue among the bushes and know she is going to jump out when I get closer and it would still scare me as intensely as if it were a genuine surprise.
>>47052594Try it and Report back to us on your findings anon
SPOOKY BRELLA!
>>47073945Well I've never popped a boner out of fear and I've been in some scary situations.
>>47073869>>47073928Why are you such a wimp, anon?
>>47077733I want to be a stone cold killer but my heart won't let me...
>>47061671The big scary youkai is going to eat you
>>47081260>bigKogasa is tiny. It's in her name.>scaryThat's debatable.
>>47059025>Umbrella start to swell up...W-Will we have little umbrellas running, or in this case, hopping around the house?Is being jumpscared the only nourishment they need other than love?
>>47081737They will look like those retractable umbrellas.
>>47081756
>>47084117Would she be happy that her kids won't be forgotten?
>>47077711Well how can you be so sure you won't this time?
>>47081260I think I just came a little
Hehe, Kogasa gaming
>>47091275Public displays of affection with Kogasa-chan!
Kogasa's bubbly butt.
Boo!
>>47099090AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
>>47099090I scream and uppercut her before running away!
>>47099090I molest her in self-defense.
>>47099090I wrap the tongue around my head and kiss her as a reflex.
>>47099090I ask her to please not do that again, it's not good for my heart when she pops up like that
>>47108734She's just going to tease you after hearing something like that. Imagine her going "ehehe, do I excite your heart anon?"
Could I, hypothetically, take Kogasa home and keep her all for myself?
>>47115362Will she let you?
>>47115409Kogasa's consent is irrelevant.
>>47115409All she wants is to be useful
>>47051593Gasa cute.
I'd just like to share this extremely cute Kogasa I saw today Though all Kogasas are cute this one just melted my heart
I think one of my favorite Kogasa moments was when she was begging Reimu not to let any other youkai know that she actually made and/or repaired her needles for fear of getting killed.It really solidified her to me as an actual character that cares about stuffs
Adorable.
youakai of melons
>>47126003Begging to be groped in public.
>>47090800What game is she playing
>>47090800That is NOT Kogasa!
>>47127507That's Kogasa's twin sister, Daigasa.Here's the real Kogasa.
gasa
i cant post pictures on this nigger website but i wont let kogasa thread die
Literally why is she so perfect? I smile and my heart skips a beat when I see this qt umbrella. I love her so much I ordered her fumo the second it was up for preorders. But how come she simply just inspires so much happiness and love? My life would be simply complete with someone like Kogasa by my side
>>47149898She's a wholesome example of a youkai. She doesn't want to kill or eat anyone, she just wants to spook them. She's also a hard worker with a legitimate job unlike most other youkai who seemingly just laze around all day.
Why do people always post that flesh puppet instead of the real Kogasa
>>47152267Because you can have sex with the flesh puppet.
>>47152267I myself always try to make sure I post both, because I love her and they are both Kogasa.
>>47152267Because people want to abandon the real Kogasa for the Kogasa they want
>>47153473The two are usually together, and I’m pretty sure they’re the same being anyway.
She's simply so perfect
>>47157165Great with children!
My cutr wife Kogasa
umbrella blowjob
>>47162876>>47157165Anon... she's only their baby sitter so she can scare them. Therefore no one would hire her, she's useless...
>>47152459She can probably do stuff with the umbrella too.
>>47171900And there’s nothing scarier to a kid than an evil stepmom
>>47152267>>47171023umbrella is fine too
koga
https://x.com/orientalzenzai/status/1804732446816276629
>>47171023When you want to mate with her do you just stick her up your ass or use the mouth?
>>47184944Wonder if the tongue would be good for fellatio...
>>47184862My wife Kogasa is literally perfect
>>47184862faster
>>47188512
>>47192953FASTER
>>47193086
>>47188077;_;
>>47193105Faster
>>47193105faster
>>47195491>>47197078
>>47199985Better version
>>47200026
FORGE, I CANSTRONG, I AM
>>47200026thx
>>47058138Kogasa obviously.
>>47204496My wife the Kogasa
>>47204496MY wife Kogasa-chan.
>>47209465>>47209529You're wife is my paizuri slave, dude.
I LOVE KOGASA
>>47212195That simply isn't true, you should check the serial code on your Kogasa. Mine ends with 558.
Yeah, can you ascend my +10 Halberd down the Lightning path?
>>47212278youre not alone in this regard
>>47214457My Kogasa isn't mass produced, she is handmade.
>>47222989The most adorable pumpkin monster.
>>47051937I can't believe Kogasa has covid!
