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>>47121229
yay!!!!!!!!
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>>47121229
What the fuck was he thinking when he made Touhou 9?
I cant believe he made IN ad then somehow found it in himself to make this mess of a game. Its the gimmickiest, most retarded Touhou. The AI is basically programed to be an invincible god until you die or it feels like letting you go to the next stage. Not to say you need someone else for the full experience. It was in the fucking late 2000s, how the fuck was i gonna get somebody nearby to play this shit?

Garbage game, /thread
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>>47121503
This Anon is going to Hell!
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>>47121503
People from the west forget, but this is a doujin game. It was promoted and distributed on conventions like Comiket, and relied on introducing people by word of mouth. Having something you could play and share with other otaku was an actual genius idea.

As for the game itself, i think its great. It gets a lot of flack for not being the already stablished style of danmaku, playing a lot more like a back and forth of increasing dificulty instead of something you can memorize and bruteforce. This doesnt sit well with the usual 2huautists, and its a shame, because the whole game is amazing. I'm particularely fond of the new portraits, the music, and the cast of characters. In what other game am i supposed to play as fucking Tewi? Yeah. The fight with Eiki herself is very memorable too, too bad people rob themselves of fighting an uphill battle by cheesing it with Aya or Medicine.

In short, it made sense on ZUN point of view to make the game the way he did, but it was bound to fail considering the bigger audience it made outside the doujin circles who very much like their 2hu the classical way. She is still the cutest Yama, atleast no one can take that away.
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*Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp*
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>>47121978
If you were to invite Eiki on a date to go eat somewhere, where and what would you get her?
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>>47121503
>invincible god
You're supposed to do combo chains to build up meter and only unleash it if A) you're about to die or B) your opponent is out of meter. Screen peeking can feel weird but some hus like Sakuya just crumble when you can see what they're doing before they do it.
Or you can just dodge and the AI will kill itself after a while.
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>>47122062
I'd bring Eiki to a Burger King. I hope she gets the foulest, saddest, most pathetic order ever and decides to judge the entire of humanity for such a sin against her godly pallet.
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>>47121229
How do you know she's the cutest, have you seen any other Yamas?
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>>47121503
shut the fuck up bitch ass nigga touhou 9 is actualy a game unlike the slop 19 is
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I love Eiki's portrait, it's really endearing, I love those big wide eyes and that happy smile.
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bows!
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>>47121503
you're supposed to play it with friends, faggot, it's one of the most fun touhous there is

oh wait, you don't have any, we can all tell by your retarded bitter post
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>>47122062
Probably a well rated steakhouse in Vegas so I can see her reaction to strippers dancing around while we eat. Ideally this would be a huge surprise.

>>47122191
Don't feed your Toufu's unhealthy slop cooked in hydrogenated seed oils anon.
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>>47123410
two of them!
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>>47123338
You can't do that anon! She will punish the hoes!
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>>47123977
That's the point. It's a dinner and a show!
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>>47121229
How do you imagine Eiki would be as a girlfriend?
Would she be on the chill side with a soothing voice? Maybe the possesive kind of girl that sends to hell other women that pretend you? A mommy type? I'm curious of what people headcanon her as.
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>>47124144
I see her as a rather pushy girlfriend, but the kind that is always correct on calling out your bullshit by divine magic. Caring to a fault but strict when you violate her moral code, a strict mom that isn't afraid to coddle you if you listen to her well
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>>47124144
Well meaning but her nature makes her unbearable if you go against the grain. Being in a relationship means she can call you out on everything you do and puts you into a position of being groomed to be a virtuous person every day. She's right and it is for your own good, but it's difficult since the only person that can change is you, Eiki cannot change herself or compromise to meet you. Depending on how you are as a person you may feel like it's walking on egg shells all the time under the constant scrutiny and criticism, even if it is constructive. It's a lot of pressure and stress if you that kind of stuff get to you. Accepting that you're human and make mistakes goes a long way in easing that. Eiki knows you cant be perfect, you can strive for it but you shouldn't beat yourself up about living to those impossibly high expectations.
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>>47124144
An aggressively anal girlfriend who nags you about everything constantly, constantly finds faults with you, and happens to know literally everything you ever did wrong.
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>>47124144
the cutest one
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>YOU'RE GOING TO HELL BECAUSE... FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL OKAY?!
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>>47124462
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>>47121229
God i love Eiki, shes so underrated.

>>47124144
Ever had someone above you on something try to steer you to the right direction? Like someone who knows the answer to a problem you're facing and suggests the answer modestly as to let you feel like you found it out yourself. I very much headcanon Eiki like that. She knows you are a faulty person, but instead of being overbearing or biding in her criticism, she just remarks in passing some ideas or thoughts that if you were to follow, would improve your life. She's probably seen better and worse, and if she takes her time to love you and help you, she must thing you have atleast one special thing within yourself worth fighting for.

... I might also think she'd be the rapper with the (literally) sickest burns. Maybe its the hat, or the sheer absurdity of the idea, but i like to think that if she knows everything about someone, she might just take some time to mess with people for the hell of it in a harmless way with something like rap battles. Just imagine her smug gremlin face as she makes an oddly specific nod to an insecurity or embarrasing moment you had buried deep within you.
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I know that Eiki isn't short canonically, but how tall would you say she is in feet inches?
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>>47124462
Eikifags btfo'd
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>>47124966
I think she's around 6'10"
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>>47124966
I think she's around 10'6"
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You're pretty gutsy huh
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>>47126060
Giantess eiki sitting on me...
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>>47124966
5'8'' but everyone is 4'9''
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>>47124462
Eiki explain to you exactly why you will go to Hell and tells you how to repant to avoid that fate

She is hands down the nicest 2hu so far
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>>47127292
She doesn't have big boobies like her subordinate though
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>>47127350
She has amazing thigs and a round butt.
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>>47127350
That's because she's humble, but I do have to ask, does Kutaka have big boobies?
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>>47124966
I'd say about 5'8
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>>47124966
She's 6'9"
>source: she's sexo
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>>47127393
Only correct answer, everyone likes to forget that it's 'jap tall' not actually tall
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>>47127359
komachi has those too
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>>47124144
dating her in anonTW seems accurate enough, minus how excessively perverted she gets once she becomes your lover, I still think she's a repressed pervert but just not as much as that game makes her out to be
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>>47124144
Someone that wants only the best for her boyfriend. You won't need to worry about her lying to you or acting unfaithful, but if you aren't evolving as a person she will point it out, and bluntly.
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>>47121229
In a scale of 1 to 10 in how much trouble would i be if she finds out i lust for her...
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>>47131639
0. Next question?
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>>47124144
She'd be the type to always help you improve, even if it's deeply troubling and hard for you. If needed she'd make you cry and feel terrible, before comforting you and telling you that's the first step and helping you with the next ones. She'd never do anything to make you cry unnecessarily, nor would she argue petty things. She'd never lie, steal, cheat, be lazy, get angry, or any other possible concerns with dating a normal human brings. Obviously she'd expect the same from you, and she'd know if you even tried.

Overall if you don't have self-esteem issues and are able to acknowledge your flaws and try to grow, she'd be great. If you have any self-esteem issues or are stubborn and refuse to change, the relationship wouldn't last.
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>>47131810
She sounds like a very biased and self-serving yama
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>>47121229
This yama is a slute
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>>47123126
Thanks for proving his point you drooling retard. Even if he had friends what are the odds they'd play touhou? They're much more likely to play a generic fps than they are touhou.
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>>47132867
What kind of retarded comparison is that? If anon likes 2hu then probably his friends are in same area of interests (like 2hu)
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>>47132867
I play Touhou with my friends, sounds like you need to find yourself some real ones loser
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Moe moe kyun~!
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>>47121229
Phantasmagoria of Flower View truly is the perfected character art of the early windows games
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>>47127350
she is in my headcanon, faggot
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Lovely
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>>47121229
We know of no other Yama,
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>>47132867
>>47133284
>>47133502
>>47121503
NTA but i think that even if hes a bit of a retard hes got a real point. I love PoFV but i cant for the life of me get people to play it with. I do have friends who play Touhou and they despise the game, so not even that saves you from feeling like theres nobody to play with you.

The game is piss easy if we arent talking Lunatic though, reimu poster got some skill issues.
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>>47138021
I can't get over side-eye Reimu
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>>47132498
This anon is a slute
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>>47138021
Because ZUN had outside help lol, that's why MOF and SA look significantly worse
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I’d love to pick her brain about moral dilemmas. Have the Yama actually solved morality, or does she see morality in black-and-white terms simply because her job requires her to? There’s a lot of unexplored aspects of her character that get thrown to the wayside because “lol angry shorty!” She’s probably the best example of a character that was absolutely butchered by the fandom.
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>>47149656
How would you know that?
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>>47153251
They fucked
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why does yama need such big butte?
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>>47153678
comfort when sitting and judging for long amounts of time
and sex
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>>47152503
Fanon and some schizos has ruined some 2hus perception forever. Eiki had it some of the worst...
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>>47152503
Considering the nature of Touhou I'm not sure.
It seems that Yama's see your past objectively which helps but who knows how they count each deed, how much they take into account intent and if unforeseen consequences can change the rating of an action.
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>>47121503
But enough about Touhou 19
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Oh man is it my time to shine or what? I have hundreds of Eiki photos..
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>>47152503
thats because lol angry shorty is a common trope for yama in media and its much better then non existent canon "personality" she has
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>>47164336
Please anon, i need a lot of Eikis for myself too.
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>>47164336
Are they all samples?
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>>47167077
Ask and you shall receive
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New recruit to make up for Komachi's slacking off. How will Clownpie fair working for the Yama?
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>>47169962
When will Kutaka finally get a promotion?
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>>47169989
Would Kutaka accept Clownpie as her secretary to handle small errands or whatever?
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>>47124144
She'd practically be your mom and remind you to your annoyance most likely of every single thing you're doing wrong
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>>47170514
Probably, she already has an incompetent colleague who outraks her, it would be a nice change to have an incompetent colleague she governs over.
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>>47170530
God i wish my mom was that strict, I'd love an eiki lover
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>>47121229
Sexiest Yama.
Lewdest Yama.
Sensual-est Yama.
I will be sentenced by the Yama to suffering in hell for my lust and I will accept it all with absolutely zero regret. For I refuse to deny the sheer raw unfiltered sexual energy she possesses.
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>>47172645
>I will be sentenced by the Yama to suffering in hell for my lust
she only said you were being sent to hell, whether or not you're going to suffer depends on your refractory period.
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she looks like an entirely different woman when she is out of uniform.
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>>47131976
So if you have low self esteem, something which may be caused by depression or other mental illness, she would just give up on you, something that would most likely send you into a irrecoverable spiral of despair that would likely end up in you just ending your own life?
Doesn't exactly sound like someone that is cut out to act as your life coach or romantic partner for that matter.
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>>47169701
I ask for more dear EikiCHAD
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Eiki is Elegant
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>>47173632
Eiki would try to bring you onto the right path, but ultimately it's up to you to do it.
If we put romantic feelings into it, I think she would work the hardest for your sake.
But ultimately I think Eiki simply wants everyone to make the right choice on their own and shows them the path they should take to it. She is the judge not your personal trainer, so her giving advice in advance is very kind of her.
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do you think the Yama is good at cooking?
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>>47176531
yes!
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>>47174145
>Eiki would try to bring you onto the right path, but ultimately it's up to you to do it.
Is Eiki a taoist...?
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>>47176531
I think she'd be extremely good at it
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>>47177047
>>47177641
how does one get on the Yama's good graces and be allowed to try her cooking?
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>>47173971
He who asks shall always receive.
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>>47176531
I think she absolutely is. What i wonder is, what would be the Yama's signature meal?
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>>47177721
> 93680592_p0.jpg
you know, i never really thought much of Eiki. But something about that fanart feels so right...
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>>47182216
Think more of her.
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>>47184513
Sample.
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do you think she'd make her relationship public or that she would do her best to hide it because it might interfere with her image as the yama?
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>>47185486
Here's a better question. How would Eiki get a man in the first place?
Her best pickup lines is to tell the guy when he last masturbated. She does have Komachi as a wingman but I think that hurts her more than it helps her.
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>>47185571
>Her best pickup lines is to tell the guy when he last masturbated
Anon please, Eiki isn't autistic. She understands that kind of forwardness spooks the cocks
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>>47185606
Being autistic is kind of a requirement for being a yama. Think about it, you just quote laws all day and smack people over the head when they don't respect them.
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>>47185486
i think she is more likely to deny its rather than hide anything. excusing spending all her days off with you by saying that she is lecturing you. claiming that of course casual clothes, homemade cooking, constantly smiling and hugging you is all conducive to saving you from damnation.
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>>47185571
>How would Eiki get a man in the first place?
I do headcanon the Yama as a massive autist, but i don't think she'd struggle much, if at all. She gets to know all about you, even a retard like me could make it so someone falls for me with that kind of knowledge. She knows all your stupid hyperfixations and all the stupid shit you think but never share with others, she WILL use it to her advantage to make you love her.
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>>47185667
and how is she going to excuse lovey dovey definitely not a couple sex?
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>>47185854
she wont. instead she will hang her head in shame, then start sobbing into your chest, before loudly professing her love for you.
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>>47185947
and after that will she hide it or make it public?
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>>47174145
I'd like to imagine Eiki-sama as unintentionally ending up being way too harsh on you at some point, something that accidentally ends up hurting you on a deeply personal level, to a degree that makes you resort to doing something extreme like self-harm. But as soon as she realizes what she's unwittingly done she instantly regrets it and begins feeling deeply guilty and remorseful over having hurt you so much, to the extent that it makes her break composure and even begin to cry for once in a very long time.
As she, in a somewhat twisted sense of irony, begs you to forgive her, she also promises to never hurt you in such a way again and starts to become very protective of you. She will still lecture you and push you to become a better person, but will also be alot more sensitive around you over a sense of moral obligation.
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>>47185486
I think Eiki is a girl that puts her work above all else, but if she were to date you, she'd tell you all the problems straight. If you are ok with not having a lot of time together, and not being seen in public, and not minding that she literally knows all about you, then she'd accept you.
That being said, what little time you'd get with a Yama gf would be of great quality. When somebody that really loves you gets that time for you, they always make sure to let you know in all kinds of ways. She's also very critical yet well-intentioned, and that's something i appreciate a lot. Sometimes life goes to shit, or i fall back on vices, and to have someone that can give you straight, honest criticism without coming off as preachy is a real virtue.

TL;DR: She'd keep it private, but it's worth it.
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Eiki likes to watch
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>>47190842
...you suffer in hell for making posts like this.
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>>47190866
Eiki will watch me getting paizured in hell by okuu and orin
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>>47190882
That's former hell. You're not going there.
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>>47190941
Do we have any 2hus that live in current hell
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>>47191000
Eiki herslef and Hecatia.
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>>47191052
So after eiki sends you to hell she just throws you out the window and you are free to walk around?
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>>47190764
>She'd keep it private, but it's worth it
Yeah right, as if her superior and her subordinates wouldn't immediately find out and start teasing her for it
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>>47191331
I'd imagine you get manhandled by oni into your assigned hell. Like the jailor stuffing you into the back of a bus/van as they transport you to prison from the courthouse
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>>47191052
We got
Eiki
Kutaka
Zamu
Hisami
Heca
Junko
Sometimes Akyuu
And maybe Komachi

Still a decent line up, not even including the primate gardens. Good luck finding a way to woo a hu without a body though, remember that soul mode is just orb mode and the best you can hope for is being assigned as an underboob sweat wiper like that one lucky bastard in cds/lotus
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>>47191373
Why do you think she's trying to hide it so much? Even the oni busy bodies that work inside snicker at the though of THAT Yama getting a heart eyed lover
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>>47127350
fuck you
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>>47191721
>kutaka
She lives in the youkai mountain, she commutes to hell.
>Junko
huh?????
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>>47122828
What went so right?
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>>47191872
Is that false though?
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>>47124462
Gem.
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>>47185963
>and after that will she hide it or make it public?
...Do you make it public knowledge every time you have sex anon? Rather, do you make it public every time you masturbate?
>Inb4 yes
Would you make it public if you were a woman?
>Inb4 yes
No you wouldn't.
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What so you think happens if Eiki accidentally kills or maims you?
Do you get a free pass or does she still have to judge you fairly even though she's the cause
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>>47203256
by "it" I mean the relationship, not the act...
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>>47203256
Puffy judge pussy...
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>>47203256
Imagine the smell.
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>>47203256
she needs to exercise more, all that sitting during trials is making her butt get fat
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>>47203256
why does the Yama wear such a lewdly short skirt? is it because hell is too hot?
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how cute she is
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>>47208384
You musn't lust for the Yama as she lifts her skirt. She's testing you, and you go to hell if you fail!
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>>47211021
By being a genuinely good person
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>>47219318
yes
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>>47224290
Honmei for the Yama
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>>47124462
Finally, a gem on the 'pee.
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>>47153678
>sits on ur face
>'Well anon, i did like you asked, you will follow on your promise and be a better person, right?'
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>>47230300
>"Sure, sure, just let me stay in this position for an hour and I'll be better. Preferably an hour a day will help me."
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>>47203256
Yes.
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>>47191721
>Junko
She doesn't. She lives on Earth and only met with Hecatia to recruit her as an ally to her cause, as she needed someone with her particular abilities for her latest scheme.
>Sometimes Akyuu
The Children of Miare don't exactly "live" there.
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>>47121229
If her thread dies, does she judge it for its sins?
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>>47233992
Well their soul works for a few years every cycle, I'm sure Akyuu has a nice little abode there to spend time at between incarnations
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>>47203645
she's breaking up with you the moment it goes public
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>>47239993
Depends, is she judging every anon separately or the thread as a whole? We might all go to hell because of the one fag that hates the game if its the second one Eikibros...
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>>47251434
The thread as a whole, of course. None of the anons died so they will have to wait a bit more.
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I'm sorry eiki-sama
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>>47253420
>mfw Eiki-sama will send me to hell because i let her thread hit page 10
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>>47258220
She would never throw you to hell for a single mistake like that. Eiki is a fair judge, so she'd send you to hell for your wrong use of quoting.
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>>47258220
Who are you quoting?
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mfw Eiki-sama will send me to hell because i let her thread hit page 10
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>>47258220
Are you a time traveler?
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>>47127350
she got nice legs though
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Will Eiki forgive me if the thread hits bump limit?
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>>47267229
I dunno, let's find out
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>>47127363
Bigger than Eiki anyways
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>>47258220
>>47261666
>>47262793
This is a real quote said by Cirno when you reach the final boss on th9, look it up.
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>>47274086
wtf it's actually real, how did I not notice this when I first played it.
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>>47122505
Let's compare her to the other Yamas
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>>47274453
Eiki is so chill. She's in her own lane, taking it easy..
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>>47274453
>>47274696
She's mewing
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>>47275090
that is called smiling, anonymous
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Maybe if this thread hits bump limit we're all going to heaven.
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>>47274154
How did you not know about it, it's the most famous quote in the game
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What shenanigans would Evil Eiki get up to?
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>>47124966
In Reimu's ending, Eiki is holding a Shaku, which is one shaku(30.3cm) in lenght, and is shown to be about 5 Shaku tall, we'll add 0.75 Shaku because she is slightly hunched over and we can't see her feet.
She is 174.225cm tall or just under 5'9''.
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>>47280707
Tempts men of good to sin, like a cacodaemon.
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>>47280707
She is very short ,mean and short-tempered, but everyone thinks she is tall, nice and understanding
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What do I do to get Eiki-sama's attention?
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>>47282054
Kill yourself (in Gensokyo)
Alternatively, just die (in Gensokyo)
Alternatively, take Komachi away from her job. She'll come scold Komachi and you can try something
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>>47282054
You have 2 methods:
Positively, be of perfect moral character
Negativity, commit one of the 5 sins that condemn you to Avicii
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>>47282054
I'm sure she'll be very interested in you if you come visit her often, after all, most people usually do the opposite and avoid her because of her lengthy lectures... having someone who not only pays attention to them but keeps returning to hear more would definitely catch her off guard and garner her attention.
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>>47283379
Komachi said she throws suicides off the boat, maybe I'll try suicide by youkai. I could even spin it into a virtuous action, poor Rumia was hungry and I wanted to help her.
>>47283700
I'm not killing my parents, finding an arhat is a little too hard, even more a buddha and genocide is a bit too hard.
>>47283762
I guess this is my best chance. I hope she won't hit me with the rod at the end.
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>>47282054
Become a good therapist.
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>>47280785
I guess that settles it
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>>47280785
This is such an autistic way to go about it, i love it
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>>47285570
How would that help?
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>>47283762
Also discuss morality with her. Pick her brain on moral dilemmas like the trolley problem. Show that you’re interested in the decisions she has to make as the ultimate judge of character. Even if she doesn’t develop romantic feelings for you, it’ll be a fascinating chat to have over a cup of tea.
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>>47289382
Isn't she a little too busy for that kind of stuff?
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>>47289945
she actually has plenty of free time, it's not like that there's many people dying everyday in Gensokyo after all
The incident in PoFV was an exception since these were outside world souls. In of the endings she goes visit Reimu, if she could make some time for that at that time she could definitely have some time for you in these peaceful times.
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>>47289997
I guess all that's left is to find the Sanzu River.
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>>47288624
Eiki just wants everyone to be nice people and a good therapist theoretically would help other people achieve that.
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>>47290786
You could, instead, just easily find either of her subordinates in the human village and ask them to take you there. Komachi goes there to slack off often, and Kutaka probably visits it often to advocate for chickens' rights as well.
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>>47280785
I wonder how many other heights can be discovered with this and if Eiki can now be used as a ruler
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>>47292649
One is lazy, the other is busy, would they bring me to Eiki just out of the kindness of their heart?
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>>47292895
Komachi probably won't be of much help, but luckily for you Kutaka is both diligent and kind, she'll even fly you there herself.
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>>47293897
Kutaka tests the protagonist before they go to hell, do you really think she'd allow you to just go to a place as dangerous as Higan without first seeing if you've got what it takes?
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>>47294094
>Not a very common request, but I must test you nonetheless. Why are you going to such a place?
>Wait, you're going there to... HAHAHA! Oh, I've gotta get her on the phone. This is hilarious.
>Hey boss, you won't believe it. Someone alive wants me to take them down to the river... Yeah, no I asked--that's the funny part. They said they wanted to come and see you! Bahaha! Can you believe that?
>Yeah, I mean, that's the weird part right? Why would anyone talk to you outside of the whole 'dying' thing? He said he heard you were "really nice and probably pretty cute"... hah! You didn't pay him to do this as a prank, right Eiki? Hello? Oh, guess she hung up.

Well, what happens now?
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>>47294617
>What a curious case! Bring him to me, I'll have to interrogate him, and prepare some tea for the interrogation.
Eiki is too mature and civil to show that that hurt her, but it did.
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>>47294617
Eiki will prepare a delicious dinner for her meeting with anon.
The main course will be chicken, of course.
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how cute
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>>47294617
What a bird-brain!
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>>47294617
Kutaka sure helped anon a lot with getting Eiki's attention.
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>>47294617
Kutaka would not be this mean to her boss... he's a kind, diligent girl
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>>47301661
Yes, but not very intelligent. She didn't say it to be mean, she just thought it was funny.
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>>47292693
If you include the printworks, I think almost all of them
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>>47293897
>>47294094
>>47294617
What would have happened if anon chose Komachi?
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>>47292693
If we were to use the Yama metrics, we'd calculate height in Eikis, or Shakus? Serious answers only.
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>>47309835
Measuring in Eikis would be a little weird since most if not all of the characters are shorter than her
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Why is the Yama so cute?
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>>47311266
Maybe but we could probably use what percentage of her height they are and find it out that way
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>>47315162
All of those who post sample pictures of Eiki-sama are guaranteed Hell in the next life.
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>>47309835
A problem with using Eiki as scale is that her height is itself approximated so any measurement with it is an approximation of an approximation.
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>>47280707
She'd beat you with her rod if you haven't sinned enough
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Eiki's thread on page 10!
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>>47324181
Cirno was right all along...
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>>47330056
It was a self-fulfilling prophecy, now we're all doomed.
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>>47331541
Do not lose hope Anon! If page 10 means hell, we might just go to paradise if we hit bump limit.
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>>47315890
Stupid Yama trying to send me to hell She's the one that needs correction
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>>47121229
I really love her hat.
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>>47280785
Eiki is really tall for a japanese woman
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>>47284157
>Komachi said she throws suicides off the boat
That's pretty messed up
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>>47283762
But you also have to take her advice otherwise she might feel like she is taking to a wall
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>>47339278
But if I follow her advice too closely I won't have any reason to keep visiting her
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>>47145964
>The game is piss easy if we arent talking Lunatic though, reimu poster got some skill issues.
Not them but after spending a good several months to clear normal in IN after playing it every night after getting to the point where I could cheese as many cards as possible...
...I kind of believe that having a skill issue is actually a valid reason for someone to not enjoy a game even when more skillful people can enjoy it.

Like god I still get the bottom of the scoreboard in TF2 if I'm not playing a support class after 5000+ hours, but my skill issue doesn't make it unfun in the same way it does for bullet hell.
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>>47339275
Komachi is pretty callous, not surprisong since she deals with dead people all the time
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>>47339449
You propably should get yourself medically checked that you don't have something wrong with your hands or eyes.
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>>47340069
Eyes no, hand-eye coordination and sense of space and timing definitely, though not to the point that it is a medical issue. Like when driving it is so common for me to miss turns that wasting an hours over repeated backtraking was a common event before GPS apps became commonplace. Never been a wreck though but I am considered a shitty driver.

But to abstract the principle a bit - I suck at basically any sport or game of skillful fitness that isn't a straight-line race. That doesn't mean I hate all sports except track and field, but it also means that I'd basically be a constant benchwarmer and, even my tennis coach basically told me to not even bother after my first season trying. Still continued because I wanted to try and, but he was right insofar that I maxed out my tennis skill about 2 months in.
Enjoyed it less than soccer because it turns out tennis isn't fun when you can't hit shit, no matter how much genuine effort and intention you put into it.

So what does Touhou offer to the persons whose "gitting gud" isn't gud enough to reach the level of competency to progress through the game without tedious cheesing through memorization?
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>>47339449
>>47340161
I think there is some truth to what you say. Some things in life can't be fully enjoyed if you don't reach a certain level of proficiency. To bring a personal example, i suck at fighting games. I have a family that adores them and plays them regularely, but even after giving it an honest try to improve, i haven't reached anywhere close to what they have, so i just get pummeled and don't have much fun with it. That's on me, i chose to stop trying, knowing that i don't want to put the effort needed to reach the level to enjoy the game as i could if i was better.

That being said, let's not misconstrue what's going on in here. >>47121503 completely shifts the blame to the game and it's people instead of owning any responsability over it. Your case is different because you do recognize its on you. To come to a space where people enjoy what you coudn't and throw a fit like the world owes you a chance is something you should rightfully be made fun of for. So yes, Anon does have a skill issue.

||Also, memorization is a good part of the appeal in Touhou. Its an autistic magnet because it makes impossible-looking things completely doable with the right knowledge of patterns. That kind of control over the situation is in no doubt what brings so many retards to it.||
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Fun fact: sins are stored in the butt
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>>47342611
There's something that tells me that if I click on that image I will go to hell.
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>>47342611
I wish I was her chair
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>>47342747
Chair?! The Yama only sits on thrones!
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>>47342624
You're going to hell anyways anon, click it
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>>47339375
If you become good enough she will teach you how to teach others. Maybe you'll even get a job at Higan.
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Fuck her!
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>>47342611
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>>47351188
How do you sentence the dead to death?
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>>47347656
It's not worth it
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>>47352490
Eternal oblivion.
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Am i the only one who wants her hat?
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>>47358347
her hat is very cute
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>>47203256
Cute little butt. Would slap.
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>>47358347
Far from the only one.
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>>47358347
It's a very cool hat
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>>47274154
I am not sharing the same fate as Cirno
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>>47368712
60 posts to go and we're achieving Nirvana
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>>47274154
wtf is this real? how does the whole conversation go?
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>>47373509
Eiki tells Crino that she can atone for this sin by posting more in her thread, Cirno says she doesn't know what to post, they fight, then Eiki tells her she can just post about the things she likes about her.



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