Beating the heat with Kanako
Beating my meat with Kanako
>>47164158How do you come to the Moyira shrine and invite Kanako on a date in a respectful and gentlemanly manner while still respecting her divinity
>>47164158damn kanako has some muscular arms...
>>47164754Just be respectful. You could bring her offerings as well but it might be risky as it could change the dynamic to where one of you is on a different level than the other rather than equal.
Do you guys think Kanako is self conscious about the fact that Suwako has a granddaughter while she herself never had a husband ?
>>47164994>she herself never had a husband ?Does he know?
>>47165050does it count when on the wedding day he went for a cig and never came back?
>>47164754Here is the thing, just the idea of having a date with a man can cause her to hyperventilate.
>>47164158Heat and feet rhyme
>>47169019
>>47165781Poor Kanako. No wonder she took over the shrine
>>47165781She was abandoned? Wow, that's a major red flag.I guess I'd better go find myself a better goddess.
>>47170106Poor Kanako , first her husband left her , she looks like she's pushing 30s and now this ? Can she ever catch a break ?
>>47171162Well for starters, her husband was sealed into bondage rope by the Lunarians, so I'm not sure how much you can blame Kanako for that.>she looks like she's pushing 30sThis is supposed to be a bad thing?
>>47178122Knowing the people here yes.
I love her.
Autumn can't come soon enough...
>>47178122Can confirm, I am that husband.Please do not lewd my wife.
>>47186208Takeminakata, is that you? Surely for your wife's sake you've been able to maintain your chastity and not become the village bicycle for Lunarian Noblewomen, right?
>>47186326A man has to do what a man has to do.
Turning Kanako into a Momma-ko
post the one with the shota and the mystery love letter
snake paizuri
*licks screen*
>>47187159Never fails to put a smile on my face.
>>47164158Beating Kanako!
>>47188769Flustering hags is always a joy, charisma to zero...
>>47195437How does this artist make his hags so powerful?
>>47188074>(531)Anon...
>>47198041That's only a fraction of his power. Not as strong as the Miko poster, though.
>>47200019I really ought to go on an image saving spree soon. It's been a while.
>>47201693Good lord, how many images do you have?
We've found himKanako's strongest soldier
>>47201716Numbered, a little over 600, including the Kanekos and lil' Kanakos. Not numbered, over 9000.
>>47186208takeminakata-sama?what were you doing with suwako midnight in the temple's garden, a day before your wedding?
>>47201728This is what true faith looks like. Sadly I believe his forms of worship are very twisted!
Remilia's otherworldly beauty is a reflection of her personality and power. She looks both frightening but alluring, elegant but devilish.She is both respected and feared by her peers, and while she could kill a human in a second, she shows mercy by seducing them with her mystical charisma and drawing from them just enough blood to sate her thrist, allowing them to live. It is truly difficult to resist her advances, and while the prospect of having your neck pierced by this demon might sound horrible now, but it'll sound like the most wonderful idea in the world when she proposes it to you. It truly takes a man with an impossible amount self-control to not give in to her charms.It'll take a true legend to conquer such a powerful, frightening, enticing, influential and intelligent noblewoman.Kanako, on the other hand, sat her large butt on the top of the mountain one day and claimed it to be her own, angering every single one of her new neighbours.She is completely dependent on faith from humans, and yet she chose to place her shrine on a huge mountain, making it very hard for people to come visit, which shows how foolish this old lady it. If she loses her faith, she'll have no power aside from scarying people with her monstrous face.Honestly, the only reason why the mountai youkai didn't remove her by force is because no one is strong enough to carry that much weight.
>>47202315That was a dastardly tanuki, doing his best to cause strife.He was promptly dealt with.
>>47202763
big gorgeous kanako butt
>>47202404Remilia get out of Kanako's thread
Working up a sweat with Kanako!
Please molest me Kanako-sama.
>>47201716He doesn't have enough
winning smile
>>47218853What would you give for her to smile at you like that?What would you do?How far would you be willing to go for that smile?>>47216291And who do you think she's annihilating?
Kanako is a virgin loser
>>47219298>virginYes!>loserWrong!
>>47219358To think that Takeminakata couldn't even put out...
>>47219248>What would you give for her to smile at you like that?Anything, of course.>What would you do?I would like to earn that smile naturally, over time. As wonderful as that smile is, I believe this is a case of the journey beating the destination.>How far would you be willing to go for hat smile?As far as my body and soul allows.
>>47222972Good she was too good for him anyways.
mountains of faith
Wished it was snowing here.
>>47231650but it's summer
>>47231686Summer sucks. It's hot and humid.
>>47231723yeah, i'm also an autumn person.
>>47231650Me too.Much too hot to even dream of it, though.
>>47207305she HAD to know what she was doing here yet is acting surprised
>>47237395Can't blame her for that.
sex goddess
>>47178122Need 30s mommy Kanako before I hit my 30s!
>artist periodically wipes all his work, including mommy Kanako
I want Kanako to mother me in a sexual way.
>>47243229Relentlessly top tier taste
I want Kanako to sexual me in a mother way.
>>47243284Th-that's really good too!
I want Kanako.
>>47248233Very cute
>>47248233Grandma goddess is too old for this.
>>47251999Not old!
>>47251999suwako-sama is way older.
>>47252124
>>47252136Kanako is wider
Big Kanakp titties
>>47258818for what pvrpose has she done this?
"Ha! Nice try anon, but it will take more than a puny fire arrow to take ME out"..."What are you looking at?"
>>47259608She heard from Sanae that something called "wrap music" is all the rage among the youngins these days, still figuring out how to incorporate the music part tho
>>47258818She's like a wrapped ham...
So, is Kanako winning against the heat?
Which body type do you guys imagine for her? Huge muscle bear mom? Floppy hag body? Anime "hag" body?
>>47259357Why she blush?
>>47219248Give her sake and faith and you'll immediately achieve that smile
>>47264412My bias wants her to be muscular, but being a goddess she's probably got that anime hag body. I'll take any body type as long as her boobs are still huge.
>>47264412She 100% has the flabby hag body. Maybe if you're lucky she'll still have some muscles under that.
>>47264412Muscular Kanako is always wonderful. I also like the floppy hag Kanako, as I think she'd be wonderful to cuddle. Realistically, she's got the anime "hag" body, which is of course, also good if a bit plain.I imagine all of the above from time to time, but if nothing else she should be tall.
>>47264412For me it's Tobisawa's kanako.I'm flexible though, Kanako is almost always beautiful.
>Shinto gods can clone themselves.Imagine having a threesome with Kanako and another Kanako.
>>47264412I like to imagine she used to have a muscular body but over the years she became flabby
>>47231650Go to Antarctica, they have a lot of snow over there
>>47264412Any as long as she has huge paizurers.
>>47271146I don't believe the world is ready for one Kanako let alone 2 Kanako's
>>47272137Can't have too much of a good thing, especially when the thing in question is Kanako.
Normal tongue or snake tongue?Fangs?
>>47272314Why not both ?
>>47272314All of these are good depending on what the picture is going for.
>>47271146>Shinto gods can clone themselves.Where did you hear this from?
>>47281518The right word isn't cloning, more like dividing infinitely. It comes both from traditional sources and is also mentioned multiple times in the lore of Touhou. I think it's in PMiSS, maybe CoLA and also in one of Suwako's profiles, just not sure which.
>>47271146Kanako specifically cannot, she has a human body
>>47281632IRL this process is not really done by the kami themselves, but rather the priests. It's used to establish new shrines. It's very weird from a western POV: it's almost like making a copy of deity on a wooden or paper amulet. In Touhou lore I believe this was presented as Kanako being able to be present in any of the shrines dedicated to her as if she was teleporting between them.
>>47281684No they had avatars, suwako summons a snake and kanako a snake. Like if you to contact them at the Hakurei shrine that is what would pop out.
>>47281632>>47281684The process in Touhou is largely the same, but I believe the primary mention of it is actually in SSiB.>>47281646Nothing suggests that this would stop her. A dedicated enough onmyoji could certainly have a harem of Kanakos.
>>47248233She really thought that size would fit her....
Mods please remove file size limits on Kanako threads...
>>47289765she's not that fat
>>47289939Maybe I want to post a 5TB Kanako...
>>47290096W-what is Kanako going to do with that bird?
hairy coochie
>>47298457Any proof?
>>47298457Oh, so she doesn't even take care of herself? No wonder nobody wants her.
>>47298163Nuclear Energy
>>47298163
>>47289939Actually Kanako is pretty...Hefty
>>47313496Do you like feet, Kanako-anon?
I really want a fully snake Kanako. Lamia body, fangs, slit pupils, forked tongue, egg laying, huge breasts.
>>47314470Not mistress Kanako but it'll do
>>47290096Still too small of a file size
>>47313582Not particularly, no.
>>47314470"Are you sure? I conceal my real form to not scare followers away""Well okay, i guess i can show you, but you have to promise that if it scares you you wont tell others"
going to the beach with the moriyas
>>47319691Why suwako is aushwitz prisoner
>>47314470
>>47319703that's just a classic striped full swimsuit. very popular among lolibabas (along with school swimsuits).
>>47314470>>47319729>Reimu: "Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?">Kanako: "A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sssssnakelike I can be!"
>>47320374They didn't said that
>>47320659Reimu: 1v1 me fgt no spellcardsKanako: ok
>>47320668Kanako didn't said that (she used spellcards)
>>47319729I want to fuck a snake...
>>47319729Tsuchinkoko
>>47321455You calling her fat?
>>47324475Well I ain't callin' her for dinner
>>47324562Don't worry, she can handle a dinner for two by herself.
Tavern wench Kanako
kanapai
https://x.com/StarRaisins/status/1813591290048889301
>>47164158more like beating my meat with Kanako huehuehuehue
So, is Kanako winning the battle against high temperatures?
>>47345577this joke is 180 posts old.>>47345577yes, she drinks a lot of ramune. and calpis.
>>47346280It's been rainy and windy for the past couple of days here. I declare local victory for Kanako-sama.
I like that her cute feet are always on display
>>47350462Hag goddess... erotic...
We should respect Kanako-sama more often.
>>47352262fuck climbing the mountain though
>>47352278hiking is fun
>>47353784Getting eviscerated by Youkai isnt.
>>47353849just ask for suwako-sama's protection.
>>47353849Just strike a deal with tengus. Last time I've heard they accepted dragon gems, bones, bird seed and eligible bachelors.
>>47353880>eligible bachelors.That'll make going up the mountain pretty easy, going down it again and leaving on the other hand...
>>47355278Why would you want to leave? I thought you wanted to see Kanako more often.
>>47345577maybe, but she's not winning the war against my Penis
>>47361930how come suwako is more stacked than kanako?
>>47362005This was way back in the day. Suwako was still having children back then.
>>47178122Why not... you know... unseal him?
>>47186326>become the village bicycle for Lunarian NoblewomenExplain further.
>>47202404>sat her large butt on the top of the mountain one dayRules of nature, bigger ass covers more territory.Clearly Kanako is superior.
