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>>47208540The beach?
there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape
>>47208581Kelp doesn't handle wear and tear well?
It's knight time.
Encountering creepy, perverted, delusional dork mage that lives by herself while walking alone in the woods!
You have gained the attention of a 1000-THR "Earthmover" automaton.
Best monster for grooming into daughterwife?
>>47208599If she's perverted I bet she would enter with me into the Summer gaping invitational for amateurs
>>47208636Out of all sex sports this is probably the one I want to see the least. Not enough sex, too much anus.
>>47208632Dark Elf.
>An important component of summoning is knowing the true name of a creature>Cheshire decides to fuck with one of the court magicians of the Red Queen's court by performing a summoning to prove anyone can do it>You find yourself summoned into the depths of Wonderland>How could this be? No way she knows your true name, you've never even been near Wonderland>Check the summoning spell, see the true name is listed as "Tom"
I want a huge buff super drunk oni to barge into my house and collapse on top of me while I am in the bed and completely smother me.
>>47208588I believe that's the joke, yes.
>>47208550Cute dead lady.
Come on, become one with shog. You know you want to.
Kikimora > Shoggoth
Monsters live off the spaghetti spilled by Anons.
>>47208745What if the kikimora licked you?
>>47208740I think I'll just intertwine with a kiki instead, thanks.
I will kick a Baphomet and call her a little runt.
>>47208752I need to remember to put it in my pocket next time.
>>47208745>>47208755Your loss. If you wanted she could even meld all three of you together.
>>47208687>cuts to her on the ground getting mating pressed and feebly struggling against a boy who doesn't even reach up to her stomachLmao
>>47208766Hard pass. Someone else can enjoy the maid slime.
>>47208761Please be nice to monstergirls. And I mean all of them.
>>47208781I will kick the Baphomet twice and call her a pathetic little pipsqueak and then laugh at her when she starts crying.
>>47208766>shog going around melding everyone she sees>60 people so far>you think you saw a few legs sticking out but she just calls that teething problems and beckons you to her
>>47208791Okay, you chose the wrong monstergirl for that. A baph is far more likely to get angry and swing you around by the leg like a stuffed toy.
>>47208794Shoggy, I appreciate the thought... but 60 girls is far too big of a harem.
>>47208754If a kikimora licks me, she's instantly #1 in my book. I have a tongue fetish.
>>47208795No way. She's just a dumb little goat. She will get upset easily at being bullied and then cry. I will derive amusement from making her cry and picking on her and nobody will help her.
What is it like at the Malef Queendon's immigration office as opposed to the Dragonian one?
>>47208828Not much, the dragons are smaller.
>>47208805Anon said this and then later when he actually tried to do it the Baph beat him to a pulp with her own two fists and then he had to go to the hospital for emergency medical care and the doctors say he'll be bedridden for a month while his broken bones recover from the trauma.
>>47208828Probably boring but in the cat kingdom immigration office you get a free cait sith partner to gently acclimatize you to living there.
>>47208687Reincarnating and traveling the world a thousand years later only to have the Oni that felled you in your previous life take one look at you, challenge you to a drinking contest after realizing who you are and having a bed shattering fuckfest afterwards.
i want to get an oni so drunk she won't care when I huff her big red armpits
>>47208905Pretty wings.
Planetshog wants you Earthanon
>>47208930hellstar remina went a little different
>>47208575Imagine walking up to chesh and telling her she's very funny, and has lots of value, BIG value.
>>47208930Getting with a queen shog and turning an entire planet into innumerable of your children sounds nice.
>>47208930and how's this silly planet meant to get me?
>>47208941whisper in your sleep for you to wander out into the wilderness
Cheshire won't be so smug when you grab her ass and spread her cheeks and give her a creampie.
>>47208941Mindwurms
KikigothShogmora
>>47208956>KikigothHer makeup game is strong.
>>47208956>>47208973I now have a powerful need for goth kikis
zombie kiki
Awkwardly standing in the corner near the food table at a wight's party because you somehow got invited there despite not knowing anyone there and being completely out of your league!Spending the rest of the party spilling your spaghetti while a wight attempts to talk to you!The wight becoming increasingly pushier and you becoming even more flustered and awkward!
>>47209047sometimes dead is better
>>47209066What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.
>>47209047Thick undead children = First class wives
The bakery that I run is much better than the one across the street that my rival Miss Troll runs... I will never let her outbake me in this competition.
>>47209031I wouldn't have gone in the first place because I'd have thought the invitation was a scam or something.
>>47209255Royal girls need love too.
>>47209260then they best start putting on maid outfits and blend in with the staff
>>47209298I want one
>>47209298Yeeeepeeee
>>47209260Royal monsters are super sexy, some of the best girls.
>>47209326it's unwise
>>47209329Some of them struggle to find love.>>47209298what a cutie.
>>47209298Serval error
My story just hit 10k words and likely has a couple thousand more to go. While I won't be submitting for the contest, you can expect something within a week. Really looking forward to reading everything!
Wights give the best scalp massages.
>Dragons are really cool, right? Imagine how cool you'd be if you had a dragon. Everyone would see you riding around on a dragon and be like "wow, look how cool that guy is".
>>47209446Big scaly claws typed this post
You who would delve into the deepest parts of wonderland in the name of fortune and glory beware. At the heart of the darkest forest lies a monster of purest chaos. The original trickster, the primordial chesh.And she wants kittens.
>>47209444Zombies try their best when giving a massage
Monsters post portals trying to speak english as their 10th language>I will bouncy bouncy of the chest to you, yes?
>>47209446That tail... I want to touch it.
I will insist to Miss Succubus that I'm perfectly fine being all by myself since I've lived alone for a good five years in peace. I'll even show her my minimalist setups in my house to show her that my hygiene and cleanliness doesn't suffer from being alone either. I take good care of myself. She will see that I am right and accept that I can be alone and stop bothering me.
>>47209458That doesn't look like a massage
>>47209459This is such an underrated concept. There's no way in hell any monster girls from a different dimension are going to speak our languages here. Language barriers and gaps are gonna be so cute, confusing, fun, challenging, and erotic all at once.
>>47209353Nicely done. keep at it. is it ocelomeh?
>>47209468>Chesh has an existential crisis because none of her puns translates well into earth languages
>>47209478I will learn her language so she can make fun of me properly
>>47209468Indeed, I like to imagine monsters from Zipangu would learn to speak engrish with the typical mispronunciation of "r" and "l", for our more demonic and mortally challenged gals, the black speech of mordor is unfathomable but the demons, hellhounds would try their best to convey their feelings the only way they know how.
>>47209469Yep. Image is relevant. Going to try something different than what I've done so far.
>>47209455okay but like, 500 minimum
Need me a shirohebi that can barely speak English and has to transmit her thoughts and ideas through actions and gestures. Speaking of transmitting thoughts, I like to believe with an extended life and a prolonged marriage to a single monster girl, that you gain the ability to read each other's thoughts; not in a literal sense where you hear her voice in your head, but in the sense that you can articulate all her thoughts and feelings without her ever needing to express them through language. And she can do the same to you. And you're both entirely accurate, no misunderstandings or misconceptions. Merely from the fact that you've lived together and known each other for so long and have developed such a deep intimacy with and affection for each other. I wonder how long it'd take to achieve this level of intimacy.
>>47209574>but in the sense that you can articulate all her thoughts and feelings without her ever needing to express them through language. And she can do the same to you. And you're both entirely accurate, no misunderstandings or misconceptionsThere is a level of loneliness that is hard to express off this.
>>47209446I genuinely think dragons are cool
>>47209446Well, she's not wrong.
>Demon picks up English fast>Starts whispering to you in her literal Infernal accent>It's more hnnngh-tier than Russian and French combined
>>47209582Apologies, but I'm not sure what you mean exactly.
>>47209592Ooh, ooh! Language exchange time!
>>47209574that's why she's called your other half
>>47209596>Flirting with your demon wife in Infernal at the local park>Tell her that her eyes are blacker than the deepest abyss and more red than the purest virgin's arterial blood and you could stare into them until heaven crashes to earth (high skill level demon flattery, BTW) >She giggles, twirling her hair and all>Both of your body language is nothing but open and playful>No one knows a damn word you're saying>Look up and the busy park is now completely deserted>There's a yellow puddle near the swing setEvery time. Why are people so close-minded? At least you can always get good movie seats.
>>47209645surely adding a prey animal like a rabbit to a manticore chimera will remove the aggressive temperament with no other easily foreseeable consequences
>>47209661>She picks up the rapid breeding nature that rabbits are known for>No other character traits changed in the manticoreOops....
>>47209668Sounds like a win-win situation.
koturday over.
>>47209668It could be worse. She could become vegan.
You might think you are making good progress in learning infernal, but it all falls apart when she starts talking back in infernal slang just to fuck with you
>>47209700Even worse, your new hellwan gf/wife is talking to her sister about you and you don't know what they are saying.
I don't want to learn infernal. I want to learn whatever crazy hibbity-bibbity language this fine-looking lass uses.
>>47209709I really liked gazer in monster girl labyrinth.
>>47209709language lessons via hypnosis
What if I successfully managed to somehow knock an Ogre that was trying to rape me out with a punch to the head? Granted I'd probably end up breaking my fist but what would she think of that once she regained consciousness?
>>47209766You better get married before she wakes up, is all I'm going to say.but even that might not save you
>>47209766Little roughhousing before sex never hurt anyone. Just make sure you put her in bed and greet her with breakfast when she wakes up.
>>47209766You should move her to bed and queue up the shrek movies
it's tough being the lifeguard at undead beaches
>>47209836They don't need to breathe, you're literally hired as a professional kisser.
>>47209836Specially when they don't breathe
what are your mg's thoughts on evil sandwiches?
>>47209836What kind of experiments is loli lich running at the beach?
>>47209848being sandwhiched by 2 evil? or being made a sandwhich by evil?
>>47209836>first day being a lifeguard at an undead kingodm beach>almost right away a little Lich in an even littler swimsuit is dispassionately calling for help>just wants to get "rescued" and carried ashore in your arms
>>47209850Mostly sunscreen-related. Look at her glowing white skin! You can't ruin that with a suntan.
woiuld maxwell's demon be too abstract to be an mg?
I have ophidiophobia! Lamias must stay away from me!
>>47210060Patrician choice--you shall get one of the many upgrayedds to the mere lamia, then!
>>47210060>ophidiophobiaisnt that the natural human state?ik read somewhere that primates evolved our eyesite and pattern recognition part of our brains specifically just to avoid snakes
>>47210060gesundheit
>>47210060What's that? You love Shirohebis? Hey everyone! ANON LOVES HEBIS! THIS GUY OVER HERE, HE WISHES HE HAD A HEBI RIGHT NOW!
>>47210093What, no. That's not fair. I actually DO love hebis and that guy's just being tsundere.
>>47209994>sunscreen experimentsI've seen this in zipanguese picture books many times. First you're just putting it on her back, then she tells you to keep going so you move to her thighs, then her butt and after that everywhere including under the swimsuit.
Need snek
>>47210115snek?
SNEK!
>>47210138SNEK?!
>>47210147How would she react if I told her I don't like it when she hurts herself like that?
>>47210151She'd break down in tears at your robust declaration of love.Then 24 hours of sneky-snek snek coil snek snex.
I HATE SNAKES I HATE SNAKES I HATE SNAKES I HATE SNAKES I DON'T LIKE VENOM I DON'T LIKE FANGS I DON'T LIKE FLICKING FORKED TONGUES I DON'T LIKE SCALES I DON'T LIKE TAILS! SNAKES ARE BAD!
just do snek
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>>47210183Why there's 2 of them?
>>47210138snek clothes
>>47210183neat
>>47210183fish
>>47209721Omelet du fromage
>>47210277That's not an accurate translation! She's eating a cheeseburger!
Me patting a thick little Hellpup on the head and telling her there's no way a cute little creature like her could be a rapist before I pick her up and invite her into my house to have some hamburger steak.
>>47210183Big candle
>hug slime/shog/candlegeist>get sticky and drippy goop slathered all over your body, ruining your clothes and hairAnd that's why I would never date one of those kinds of Monsters.
Koturday.
>>47210352Taco flavored kisses.
>>47210300>Subverting expectations, she does not rape Anon then and there>Doesn't even try>Instead she enjoys her delicious meal, then goes on a GOMAD training arc>Returns five years later, a head taller than Anon, milky, and bear mode with thighs that could crush a watermelon by accident>"I can rape you now."
>>47210361But she won't have to.
>>47210183https://imgbox.com/RMGFyasdThis image is broken.
>>47210360I hope it's mild flavor...
>>47210394Nope, Flavored with The Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango
G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember to enjoy the coming fireworks and, if needed, get your girls some earmuffs so beastmen girls don't suffer from the booms.
>chases you down in the forest>corners you against a tree when you run out of stamina>steps towards you, looking menacing and super evil>literally striking the fear of god and death into you with her towering, bulky visage obscured by the shadows alone>causes you to burst into tears begging for your life while staring you down with glowing eyes that pierce your soul>then she just outstretches her arms at you and goes "Hugs?"What the fuck is Bogey's problem?
>>47210506it'll take forever to wash the dirt out of herwhat's she doing in a forest?
>>47210506>KC makes a Seaport-tier girl>Wraps her up in a terrible aestheticIt still hurts
>>47210595Bogey looks better than your discount oni though.
>>47210643Wrong. The stuffed animal aesthetic is awful
>>47210643>discount oniGood. I love things that are on sale
>>47210844>on saleGonna do the buy 2 and get 1 for free dealNothing will go wrong with this purchase
>>47210595I like the plush aesthetic. Means she's easy to carry and way cuddlier than a normal monstergirl her size.But I like seaport too so idk, maybe i'm too easy to please.
>>47208626>hard working, highly capable and big money making >by law of monster girl anatomy has pussyI'm taking it. We're gonna fill every parking lot in mile radius with our little diggers.
is it still koturday?
>>47211137imagine the massage from her purring
How many monster girl cities and or demon realm states out there have it tradition and culture where males officially fill the role where women are the stay at home spouses who take of the kids, clean and cook and be house husbands while the wife/wives are the working bread winners of the home. I mean surely in a lot of or most MGCs and demon realm states, it is a cultural norm for men to be stay at home husbands who have it easy as the women now fill the responsibilities and jobs men would've normally been responsible to.Also it has to be norm, culture or outright tradition for 90%-98.99% of males in any MGC or demon realm states to be groomed from early childhood/boyhood to be a good husband to a loving monster wife and be educated or indoctrinated that procreating and cumming inside your monster wife is a civic duty. And when a boy is now 15-16 years old, shall now be married off to or paired with a loving monster wife.
>>47211137It's always koturday in my mind>>47211166Getting head, thumb locked in her fluffy ears while she purrs would be divine
FOUL HELLSPAWN, I BANISH YOU BACK TO THE DARK FLAMES OF THE BLACKEST PITS OF THE UNDERWORLD
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>>47210595>>47210844God I love seaport so fucking much
Imagine the first thing the demon does when summoned is take care of the hand you cut for the summoning?
>>47211291Wait you just need to cut one hand? Fuck, I lost an eye for nothing
>>47211304get a gremlin to make a robo eye that shoots lazer beams or some shit
>>47211309>gremlins dont like hurting people>get robot lazer eye>lazers cant cut or burn, but can still phisically hitFELLAS, WITH GREMLINS WE CAN MAKE THE PUNCH DIMENTION!
>>47211322It could shot a demon silver magic missile >>47211309I will if they let met have leave the psych ward first, something about self mutilation being bad
Stay a while and listen
wurm
>>47211526Ah yes, the free colonoscopy wife.
>>47211544>burrows out of the ground>grabs marshmallow cat>refuses to elaborate furtherNo Attenborough documentary will ever be enough to explain these things
>>47211544Wurms suck! That's why I'm going with this upstanding young lady that is most definitely not one of those smelly lizards!
>Be Order aligned nation peasant>Got conscripted due to some stupid ass leader several thousand miles away wants to make war with the demon lord>Been on the frontlines for nearly a month with minimal contact with the enemy since apparently they don't kill us humans>Though the DL's army does love to harass us by shaking their bare asses and tits at us from across no mans land>Finally orders come down from on high that we are going on the offensive>Right from the start it's a shitshow>CO was snatched in the middle of the night without even a sound>We continue on with the planned offensive>Make a big show of charging across no mans land yelling and making a big fuss>Get to the monster lines>WTF? Ain't no one here, find the CO's clothes shredded apart, poor guy must have had terrible things done to him>We all get settled in on the new front line when we begin to hear drums beating from all around us and laughing female voices.>
>>47211563>wurm pops up from ground>grab the nearest marshmallow cat and squish it >rates it in terms of squishy and nyas >anon keep trying to reveal the wurm secrets nut fails
>>47211570Here is the siege snekRumors are the she is a wurm but she also claims the snek title
What would a wedding for a shog be like? I can't picture one having a "normal" wedding with a white dress and a priest.
Heaven or heaven.
>first date with Ryu>ask her about her hobbies>she says she wants to learn more about Earth's weather patterns>she starts dropping into Zipangese words that don't quite translate into English>but overall you understand that there are a lot of small differences from the weather back home that don't make sense to her yet>she asks if you want to come with her>it sounds pretty boring but she's cute and you want to spend time with her>second date with Ryu>ride on her back while she chases a hurricane across the Pacific Ocean
What's the quickest way for a human woman to get monsterized?
>>47211732Dark matter vat or lilim conversion therapy or get the Demon Lord herself directly involved if possible.
>>47211732Drink a Succubus Nostrum.https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Succubus_NostrumThere's other ways to do it, but that one's simplest.
>*BOOM*>*CRASH*>your front door gets fucking ripped off the hinges>Miss Devil Bug steps inside>"Hi anon. As you can see, I've grown a lot since last time we've met. I hit up the gym and made sure to drink plenty of Holstaur milk to buff up.">"Anyway, I didn't destroy your door just to tell you that....">Miss Devil Bug stomps up close to you and looks down at your now comparatively smaller form>"You've been mean to me all year long, denying me every time I kindly asked for your leftovers because I was starving, name calling me, telling me I was a "disgusting pest" that should be exterminated, flashing me with bright lights to chase me off when you know I can't really stand them. Well, I just wanted to say, there will be changes around here now.">"How does it feel to be looked down upon the bug you bullied so much before?"What would you do in this situation?
>>47212111Ring the dinner bell and yell to my spider waifu it is dinner time.
>>47212111Genuflect
>>47212111Bop her on the head with a fly swatter.
>>47212111Inform her that she has the wrong person, as I am a bug loving pervert and would never do such a thing.
>>47212111But I would never do those mean things, I've got a butterfly net in my house to help bugs out if they accidentally get in so they won't die in here, I help earthworms off the street and planted clover in the backyard for bumblebees
>>47212111I knew this 200000 lumen flashlight would come in handy sooner or later.
>>47212111Flyswatter before she can even begin monologuing, as usual. And if it doesn't work, the flat and solid heel of my shoes should slap some sense into her. Assuming, of course, that the commotion doesn't attract the attention of my Kikimora wife who has a much better way to deal with pests: years of military-grade training and a secret stash of bondage gear
>>47212111I apologize and explain I was just being tsundere because I was struggling to overcome my phobia of bugs to admit I had feelings for her secretly. It's the excuse that always works.
>>47210183Welcome back, man.>>47210193500 is the image limit per gallery on Imgbox.
headpats for the anons who asked last thread. https://imgbox.com/g/7k1IJJ81rH
marry and have children wiith elves
>>47212339God I wish that were me
>>47212111I would never treat a devil bug like that. She must have me confused for someone else. Someone she deserves better than, from her description of him.Bros, why do we always fantasize about mamono going for men who treat them badly? It's not fair to them, especially given just how many of us would be happy with a thicc bug or a scary spooder or shorty baph.
>>47212482>we
>>47212494>wuz
>>47212111>"gawd damnit woman! how many times do i have to tell you?">"foxes! im only into foxes">"i know your games, now get outta here before i call an eros agent.">she scampers out at the threat>"and i dont even like fit ladies, the gall of that leftover stealer"
>>47212504>KRANGZhttps://files.catbox.moe/ds8pkg.gif
DANCEInto the fire!
you would not engage in intercourse with monstra grill. what would your parents think?
>>47212752>what would your parents think?"At least he's not gay."
>>47212752Probably something like "At least this loser is getting some action after all these years."
I will grab Pharaoh and Apophis's hands and I will put them together and tell them to make love and not war.
>>47212752They only talk to me when they need something anyway
>>47212752When I was 14 or so, my parents asked me what kind of girls I like (they were--sigh--concerned I'm gay).I told them "freaky goth chicks."They told me to answer them seriously.I said "Freaky goth chicks!"They decided that meant I just didn't want to tell them.Gonna be so smug when they meet my banshee wife.
>>47212836Your parents won't like having her over, her wailing will keep them up at night
>>47212927Honestly, with how loud they keep the TV in their bedroom, I'm not sure they'd notice.
>>47212752I'd just pick a vampire. Mom would 100% approve. Buffy, true blood, the originals, fright night, queen of the damned, underworld, van hellsing, etc. She loves that shit.
Her defenses are impregnable. Give up now.
>>47212339Not the anon who asked for it, but love the dragon.
beware of mg gyarus
The Demon Lord, her Husband, and eldest daughters have decided to make a compromise to all of humanity:Not every single human woman will be monsterized or turned into a monster girl. But in turn, 95% of human women will now be turned into Regura and or Raita artstyle anime women. Yay or nay?
>>47213236Gyarus are the best. Which non Pyrow monster would you like to see gyaru-up the most?
>>47213256kiki
>>47213256Jinko, still big and buff like normal, but with the clothes, make-up, and behavior of a gyaru.
>>47213282And I'll add that Minotaur is close second with similar appeal.
>Military Drums sound effect
>>47213282>>47213276I'll do It. Kiki or Jinkorino?
>>47213466Kiki if this post ends in even numbers, Jinko if odds
>>47213497Tiger Gal It is
>>47213497I like those numbers.>>47213466Thanks for taking it, man! I'm interested to see you draw a girl with muscles, but if you don't I'm sure I'll love that Jingyaru too.
>>47213371I don't understand dress uniforms. She's a sergeant, but has all those tiny little colored things on the front? What are they? What could they possibly signify?Nice legs on this kitty tho
>>47213684Medals bro. A Soldier can't be walking around clad in metal like a russian general. That's why soldiers get full sized medals only at the award day, after that, you wear that tiny colored plate at your chest to signify that you were awarded that particular medal once
>go to Wonderland while the footie is on>witness a drunken wock in a Norf FC shirt fighting a drunken chesh in a Souf FC shirt while a group of trumparts try to pull them apartThe more things change, the more they stay the same.
Getting drunk off oni sweat.
>>47212339ms kiki is a silly girl
>>47213256Spooder
>>47213761East meets west in a double ceremony?
Today I will post a Kejourou
>>47212752Knowing my father he'd try to ask me what I paid some poor young woman to dress up as a Medusa.
Karate salamander whants to fight!
>>47213110Her style is impetuous. She's brutal and ruthless.
>>47214158I miss when karate wasnt seen as the joke matial art
>>47214158i'd like if ms sally demonstrated wrestling holds on me
>>47214140So, what did you pay her?
>>47214222bout tree fiddy
>>47214190Depends on the varientKyokushin karate is a go to for MMA for the striking part of their style.The REAL joke matial art for anyone seriousiously researching marital arts is Akido (akijujitsu is the actual functioning)
>>47214231Hey now, Steven Seagal is really impressive when he throws people around in those aikido shows! He barely touches them and they do a flip!
>>47213689perfect
>>47214231>marital arts
>>47214255eros also knows kung fu
>>47214255I will show the Haku my[Forbidden Skill]~Bridal Shower~
>>47214255Haku is huge! That means she has huge guts!
>>47214222My left eye.
>>47214249He just knows gravity magic from fucking a dark mageHe doesn't. monsters wouldn't like a man who cheats on his wife, and is known to perv on women while married and has several sex assult allogations
>>47214231>>47214249What about the Dim mak? The more I read about Count dante the more he sounds like a fanfic OC.
>>47210352It's Sunday.
>>47214249What would be the MGE version of a Segal movie?
>>47214339Count Dante once tried to blow up a rival dojo with dynamite, he's literally Jackal from Fist of the North Star
>>47214366Steven Segal vs. a Seagull
>>47214366Years ago people who disliked MGE didnt like how "invincible" the monstergirls weretake that concept of an invincible monster, then attatch it to a slightly chubby succubus and crank it up a few notches
>>47214339Pretty sure we've made plenty "touch of CUM" jokes, or something along them lines
>>47214404Or how about an invincible human paladin and his special ability is he can fuck corrupted angels to uncorrupt them.
>>47214426All while akido flipping enemies and inchoerently mumbling
>>47214379I kinda want his energyeven better is that his true name is John Keehan
>>47214366Id rather watch a mge style arnie movieI miss arnie movies when he gave a shit(there are only 2 terminator movies, fuck you)
>>47214478>cum in me if you want to live
>>47214488>time traveling automaton sent to protect youI dig it
>>47214488>She cannot be reasoned with. She cannot be bargained with. She doesn't know fear, or pity, or remorse, and she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are raped.
>>47214404>slightly chubby succubusTell me more about Miss Chubcubus.
>>47214478I don't feel like looking for it, but that one picture of a guy giving thumbs up while getting fucked by a thin Lava Golem.
>>47214536I gotchu homie
>>47214504DUDUDUNDUDUNDUDUDUNDUDUN
>>47214535>stevel segal chubcubus>chubby succ>claims to know more than she does>is a former policewoman and is a an akido blackbelt>stars in a bunch crappy b movies>gets flustered easly when questioned>we do not talk about her bashment career
>>47214577What about her dance moves?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybk6TKn-cNA
>>47214682what is shinrabanshou
>>47214706i feel better not knowing
>>47214706a chocolate wafer brand in japanthe characters you see are trading cards (unlike yugioh there is no game) sold with the wafers that tell a story of monsters and gods fighting for stuffastraroth (blue demon lady) is one of there most popular cards
r u d yudy
Now I just want a mamono made entirely out of delicious dark chocolate.
>>47214864Creeping Chocolate Coin
>>47214864https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120121462
>>47214863I got this werewolf
>>47214864
>>47212339Aw hell yeah he delivered
>>47213256Zombie
>>47214830Confusing.Going to make a model of it next anyway.
>>47212504! !
>>47213761i take the beautiful and cute doggirl on the left
>>47213689she looks like she fucks/marries only UAC Marines
>>47213256wurm
>>47214994Going to get Zomko a pair of industrial holst titties.
Anons may be dense and autistic but they are usually not as bad as elves. Decades may pass between them realizing that they actually like you and want to marry you or that you are hitting on them.Actually elves and Anons have a lot in common. Aside from autism, they are often loners and have superiority complexes over normies/humans.
>>47215122Elves try their best.
>>47215163One of those isn't even an Elf.
First time writing something for one of these. Tossed it together for the summer writing contest. Hope everyone enjoys it!https://archiveofourown.org/works/57029032
>>47215294Made it in the nick of time!
>>47214682Succs always have the most stylish outfits. Belly windows are IN
>>47212339Any chance for a deem?
>>47215471I deem you unforgiven.
>Anon is impregnating me first you smelly black dog>No, I am first you stupid purple faggot kot that only wants it in the butt.
>>47215287I don't know if I understand proper monster culture but I think that when I see that it means that the monster is begging for anal
>>47215508I still say cheshires can get pregnant from buttsex.
>>47215519Indeed they can. They can teleport your seed where it needs to go.
>>47215519it's wonderland, anything goes
>>47215508I imagine that since even the most vitriolic mamano polygamy doesn't descend into violence, co-wives will find it a mark of pride to be the first to get pregnant in each set of kids. Though being first to get pregnant might be a curse in disguise because until the rest of the co-wives get pregnant, she'll be lower in priority for getting sex.
>>47215549>she'll be lower in priority for getting sex.>implyingNot fucking your pregnant monsterwife is considered wife abuse in all of the monster realm.
Sleepy monsters
>Go to Winterstown >Extremely bad snowstorm going on>Ask where I can get some ice cream >Yetis ears perk up >Glacieses give me an even more deadpan look>Snownubises ¡¡ turn back into !!>Yuuki-onnas drop their hot coco in surprise >Wendigos stop chewing their stretchy meat >Krampii spill their sacks >Whitehorns horns fall off >Snoeholsts blush >The ice queen stops her carriage comes to screeching halt and she stares at meWas it something I said?
>>47212339Any chance for the sith?
>>47215493I will not be shamed for liking blueberries. Look at those horns. Look at those EARS. Deems are MADE to be teased and fondled.
>>47215294Glad you were able to make it in time
>>47215549Cowives will compete with each other, non violently of course,Mrs Cheshy might shave Mrs Hellwans lovely pubes, as a joke of course, Mrs Hellwan might pull her tail while she getting inseminated in order to over stimulate her.
>>47215508Everybody knows that the bustiest monster always gets first pick.
>>47215561I didn't say she wouldn't get sex, it's that her co-wife/wives get to go first.
>>47215616no those are cow wives, that's different
I want to work at the MGC aquarium
>>47212339B A S E D
>>47215647It's hard to tell this is even a monster girl at first glance.
>>47215647Such aquariums would be like athletics centers for orcas
>>47215669Does the giant tail not give her away?
>>47215294Nicely written, though to me it feels like an intro to a longer story.>>47215318>>47215581Speaking of time, I'm not Dogfaced, but the deadline is midnight of July 1st PST, which should be 8 AM on July 2nd UTC, but I think you should aim for 7 AM July 2nd UTC because he might have meant PDT. Also something to remember when the site goes down is that there's a maintenance on AO3 scheduled to last from 7 AM to 5 PM UTC on July 1st, so you'll still have time to submit after the site is back online.
>>47215715It's quite hard to see and clearly not the focus.
>>47215726It's not hard to see, you were just too focused on her tits.
>>47215740> too focused on her tits.I have noticed over the last while I'm not really a lolicon. You might be right.
>>47215746thick familiars got me acting unwise
You will fall in love with a slime.
>>47215717I still won't have anything to submit but I appreciate it.
>>47215826but i wanted an ancient evil
>>47215863>Ancient >Evil>Slime
Shouldn't a demon ascending into an angel wear more instead of less?
>>47215826I always wanted to fondle a slime's core.
>>47215715We love fat tails here
>>47215882Angels are hornier than anyone else since they're so pent up.
>>47215940Horns like that make me nervous. I am not dextrous and would poke an eye out on them while trying to do the making out.
>>47215561>wife abuseI would in the perfect monster world such feminist bullshit wouldn't exist
>>47215961So you want to beat women? I guess there is dormouse for that.
>>47215978You could beat a humpty egg--into a nice meringue!
Even though insisting on the use of condoms is spousal abuse in mamano states, some mamano subject to this abuse choose to take personal action instead of legal action.
Imagine dragons
>>47216069look how big that dork is
dragons imagining
Dragons REALLY imagining.
>>47216096Our world is just a giant fetish land to dragons.
>>47216079I'm IMAGINING that dragon very hard right now
>>47216115Got me thinking of what it would be like to live in an MGC humanzoo/themepark. Getting pampered and performing live shows for monster patrons. It would be annoying to be watched in my habitat sometimes but I do love my various zookeepers consisting of very haughty malef, a gentle chubby hellhound and biology scientist hag fox.
wdyd you're a servant at a vampire countess' castle and she walks in on you huffing her pillowcase while you're supposed to be cleaning her room
>>47216181Animals in actual zoos tend to be stressed out and depressed, which makes me lowkey hate the idea and expect mamono would only put humans in these zoos kind of like humans put stuff in shop windows--advertisements of single men for sale.
>>47216200>Look at her as she enters the room>Turn around and keep hufing.
>>47216069>>47216079>>47216096Are they waking up to ash and dust?Do they wipe their brows and sweat their rust?Are they breathing in the chemicals?
>>47216222I mean, the one who wants to fuck a car probably is.
>>47216209>advertisements of single men for sale.They keep trying me out but they never buying. I fear it's the rental section for me.
Tell you what I'm imagining right now: Shirohebi.Only shirohebi, she's all I need in life. She's all I want in life. To become one with her and multiply until we can multiply no longer. And cherishing every second of it.
>>47216209having the humans on the display be a little stressed out and depressed is a strategy; it makes monsters impulse buy more often
>>47216229She's breaking in and shaping up.And checking out on the prison bus.This is it, her apocalypse.
>>47216241>snek hands typed this post
>>47216246Moving along from a simple car to a bus. Miss Dragon is a bonafide PERVERT.
>>47216249>>47216249*snek lover handsFixed that for you.
>>47216246>And checking out on the prison bus.Will it fit?Will I be inside it?
>>47216209I would be pretty relaxed drinking mountain dew and eating fried chicken while exhibiting the reproductive process of humans and monsters. The only issue I would have is the audience as I am a bit shy but I could overcome it.
>>47216254get off of anon's computer hebi we know you are huffing his shirts while typing when he is away
>>47216251She's waking up; she feels in her bones.Enough to make her system BLOW. Welcome to the dragon age, to the dragon age.Welcome to the dragon age, to the dragon age.
>>47216200Shame vampires are legitimately one of the most boring monsters in existence.
>>47216200Huffing hagscent is a man's natural right.
>>47216262>sniffing my shirtsShe should be inhaling the scent of my old, yellow pillow. My body pillow that I've creamed on hundreds of times, and my cream rags.
>>47216268I really enjoy the idea of having my blood sucked with no strings like messy sex or anything.
>>47216222She's waking up in cheeto dustHer belly's covered in pizza crustShe's using her inhaler now
>>47216268they're pretty classic imo. the aristocratic/goth aesthetic, pale skin and deathlessness, and sharp fangs are really appealing. Bloodsucking is just so romantic, too... I want a vamp to hold me in her arms while I go limp from blood loss as she feeds on mei like vampires
>>47216277BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!
>>47216277I fucking love fatass monsters
>>47216281>miss wock and her feeder Cheshire friend
>>47216293I want that job. I could make a wock softer and fatter. I'd be good at it, I know it.
>>47216200Mature ladies always smell the best
>>47216293>>47216356I will volunteer myself to become her next me. To be swallowed whole by a glutton of a dragon.... my goodness. It's my destiny!
>>47216425I want to see what her eyes look like
>>47216293>>47216356Don't enable that autistic retard
>>47216434mofu mofu
>>47216181>to the left- petting zoo>to the right- heavy petting zoodecisions, decisions...
>>47216434Those eyes are closed for your protection You can't handle a hag at full power
>>47216445I will visit both.
>>47216440>>47216448I'm not normally a degenerate foxfucker but pretty eyes really are the greatest. Predatory hags convey their intentions with eye contact.
>>47216464>I'm not normally a degenerate foxfuckerWhy not?
>>47216464>I'm not normally a degenerate foxfucker butNo such thing, every man is genetically made to fuck foxes
>>47216464prey animals like you were made to be smothered in foxmeat
>>47216464>degenerate foxfuckerDegeneracy and being a foxfucker don't go together. A degenerate might be a foxfucker but being a foxfucker has nothing to do with that.
>>47216481and scavengers like her should make use of the lowest dregs of human- aw fug
Foxes are too strong. I don't know how they learned my weaknesses, but they're relentless in taking advantage of them.
>>47216473>>47216480>>47216481I just don't see the appeal in fluffy tails or animal ears. Some of the magic and deity status is neat but plenty of other monstergirls offer similar attributes without being tricksters and manipulators.>>47216490I've seen how you mofu addicts act, such perverted lust can only be characterized as degeneracy.
>>47216500who knows what sinister methods the foxes use...
>>47216273Part of my issue with them is drinking through their fangs doesn't even make sense. At least give them lower fangs as well to give you shallow love bites so they can really give you hickeys when they drink.
>>47216508trickery and manipulation are the height of female charms
>>47216508>just don't see the appeal in fluffy tails or animal ears.Go 100% fluff and get tickly full body hugs you always wanted.
>>47216464I need more monstergirl art that focuses on their pretty eyes
>>47216524i figure they use the teeth to puncture and then lap up the blood like a cat
>>47216532need powerful 'nubis gaze
>>47216525>noooo i would never betray the pharaoh i'm her loyal servant>1 slippery titjob later:this is why the pharaoh doesn't employ male guards
>>47216464This but with Danukis instead
>>47216550>yeah, but what has the pharaoh done for you lately?she makes some good points
>>47216532But anon, if you look too long you might be brainwashed by their gaze!
>>47216532We all know which mamono is best for that!
>>47216568Should've offered more blowjobs.
>>47216550>noooo i would never betray the pharaoh i'm her loyal servant>1 slippery titjob later:>this is why the pharaoh doesn't employ male guardsNo you fool. He guarded his Pharaoh perfectly. By sacrificing his bachelerhood to the Apophis, he made the Apophis lose interest in graping the Pharaoh. Single male guards are perfect for protecting a Pharoah from getting graped.
>>47216576No, aphophis, don't do it. Together you and pharaoh can rule side by side as strong monsters that don't need no man.
>>47216585Uh, what thread do you think you're in?
>>47216537Don't know. Don't really care. I've already shouted my piece into the void about it enough times.
Vampires just have fangs for looks. Men like big fangs. They get blood out of their men using a phlebotomist and gravity.So, if you're a nurse and you see one of those ads for "night phlebotomist" it's likely a vampire who's gonna hire you. Try not to have a dick or she'll steal your equipment and try to do it herself.
>>47216599Then shut up? Obviously noone cares
>>47216537Related, sometimes I imagine cait sith doing this on a lesser scale.
>>47216576Grapesnek really is better off letting go of her obsession with the Pharaoh and focusing on her own mate.
So how do you think Life with a dragon zombie would function? Do you think they'd ever regain any of there own intelligence after a while if they find a Husband? Would there kids also be dragon zombies or just regular dragons? Have the idea of a Traveler kinda just taking pity on a Dragon zombie for a story and immediately getting husbanded as a result.
>>47216645frightening creatures.
>>47216645hmm. I think it would be best if they stayed stupid forever. So your choices for dragons are haughty cunt or lovable horny retard.
>>47216645I assume they're a lot like regular zombies, and gradually get up to a wight-like status. Probably with even more haughtiness than a wight, since she's a *married dragon*.
>>47216645She's not entirely gone, just sort of subsumed underneath a lustful, dummy personality. Some of that stays once she gets the d regularly, some of her old self returns. She's still a big, affectionate cuddleslut, but she'll remember how to read and her mom's birthday and everything, too.
>>47216448fox with closed eyes: safe, tame and will passively pursue you, power fully containedfox with wide open eyes: unsafe, will actively pursue you, power is leakingfox with semi-open eyes: dangerous, imminent rape, power is being channeled
>>47216670>dragon wightImagine the haughtiness. Imagine the revealing cocktail dresses that need to accommondate for dragon wings and tail.
What a good day to be a free single man. Bachelorhood is wonderful.
>>47216645I assume dragon zombies are like human zombies, so their body and mind slowly recovers as they get more mana and eventually they turn into wights. Of course a dragon wight would be a very rare creature given that a dragon zombie is about on the same level as a human wight. It might take centuries to build up enough energy for the transformation.
Dragon dies and becomes a dragon zombie. All that unleashed lust compels her to build a reverse harem of men to lust over.A dragon of true evil, anathema to malef for breaking sacred monogamy and disgusting to regular dragons for being into men at all.
>>47216707Free, you say?
>>47216616You cared enough to respond to an obvious shitposter dumbass.
>>47216645>Do you think they'd ever regain any of there own intelligence after a while if they find a Husband?Yes, just like Zombies do.>Would there kids also be dragon zombies or just regular dragons?Their kids will be Dragon Zombies instead of regular Dragons just like how Zombies give birth to Zombie babies rather than human ones.
>>47216532BEAUTIFULMONSTERGIRLEYES
>>47216726>Yes, just like Zombies do.Boring, but I'm warming up to the idea of dragon zombies being evil dragons that gather men to build up power and turn all dragons into the undead.
>>47216670>>47216697>Probably with even more haughtiness than a wight, since she's a *married dragon*.I prefer to imagine Dragon Wights to be more humble and gracious in undeath even after they fully regain their intelligence because they experienced the consequences of hubris first-hand.
>>47216716Oh, well...i mean i'm free from the heavy and unnecessary shackles of marriage.
>>47216683Eh that sounds reasonable to me.>>47216670>>47216713Huh... thats a thought. Though If it takes centuries I imagine the husbands going to die long before the Dragon zombie starts to turn into a Dragon Wight....Kinda want to see a Dragon Wight now though. Like training up some pokemon who doesn't evolve until super late into the game.
>>47216716Yeah, I've been shooting blanks ever since that killer whale nipped me in the stones. It's a blessing in disguise really, I don't want no kids weighing my ass down.
>>47216727Imagine when they stare into yours for hours, inducing a horny coma on your feeble brainAnd follow it up with;>Eye love you
>>47216645they get pretty bad separation anxiety and start blasting miasma everywhere if they can't find you
>>47216754>holding hands>direct eye contact>slow missionary position sex
>>47216532
>>47216743In MGE marrying an undead makes you more or less immortal because of the way mana bonding works.
>>47216771It would be more interesting you if being deaded was a requirement and major drawback of shacking up with an undead mamono. Especially if they were more of the "better to ask forgiveness than permission" persuasion.
conservative maid outfits are better
>>47216788If your killed though wont your ghost or body just come back as a monster girl itself though?
>>47215566Take responsibility for your words, they all need ice cream now
>>47216794If you want to fuck your disembodied soul ghost self separated from your body, sure! In this case I would fudge the exact details of what a soul is though and imagine daemons from his dark materials series because I don't want to be a monster girl.If not then no, don't imagine that.
>>47216810I dont really want that no. Nor do I really want to be a monster girl I thought that was just how the setting worked. All the non human stuff got turned into monster girls. I imagine a lot of those zombies and so on were males in there past life. And well eventually just the dead continuing to rise as monster girls regardless of gender if thats the case. Or am I misunderstanding it?
I wanna stick my dick in a Ghoul maid's mouth and let what happens happen!
>>47216824What I'm imagining is mge inspired at best.
I hope that there are two different stages of intelligent Zombie. The first is a Zombie that has regained her mind and is essentially a regular girl aside from her mamano features. The second is the Wight that is so popular here. I'm not interested in a haughty girl or the trappings of nobility. I just want to live a simple life.
>>47216852Anon, your zombie wife wighted a long time ago--she's just lazy and knows you're happy as things are.
>>47216824https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Secret_Art_of_Raise_(p102)you could make an argument that old ass zombies could be, but the modern version of spell works differently
>>47216792>no suitDoes it not defeat the purpose?
>>47216880She just needs to MOSTLY be in the suit
>>47216792I actually buy into this. Conservative maid outfit on the outside; deviant sex fiend on the inside.
Boy do I love petting monstergirls, bros. Nothing could stop me from petting all in my vicinity.
>>47216888>deletedboooooooo
>>47216069Imagine an ancient dragon asking if you're afraid of her and you, not knowing her terrible past, just give her a confused look and say of course you aren't.
>>47216980>Her terrible past happened two thousand years ago and is a barely known historical fun factImagine her confusion
>>47216980Welp time to slowly to try and help her move on from her past. And show her even if she did horrible things she can at least try to be a better person in the today.
>>47217020I love this cowI wish to drink her milk
>>47216911I really like the idea of multiple monstergirls connected and all feeling the same sensations.
>>47217028the one woman harem
>>47217028So glad this guy decided to just have her be one demon in three bodies rather than do the multihead thing
>>47217043The only way I'd agree to have a harem.I really don't like the idea of having multiple women that have to compete with eachother for my attention, and I don't like the idea that I might not have enough energy, wits, or anything related, for them. I don't like the idea of a sad monster.
>>47217093They don't have to compete with each other if they love each other.
>>47217093fuse them into a chimera
>>47217124too much to juggle. no thanks
>>47217043This but with Shog
>>47217128I don't really see what you need to juggle? The only issue is if you didn't want to spend time with one of them.
>>47217138I don't like the idea because I'm afraid I wouldn't have enough time or energy for all of them equally.
>>47217138He's got bogie, and a bogey. They're both into juggling and demanded he learn how too.
I don't want a harem, either. I'm a massive introvert with huge anxiety issues. A harem would be viscerally unpleasant for me.AND due to the previous issues, a nice yan snek or spooder would be a great mate, 8/8. Keeps it nice and simple.
who is the best mg to worship?
>>47217203vampire
>>47217203greenworm
>>47217203My wife (I love her so much)
>>47217093I would say no to a harem regardless I barely have the emotional bandwidth to look after somebody else, let alone myself.
>slime wife is asleep>perfect time for a prank>get a large sealable container>carefully scoop and put most of her mass in it>she wakes up>now have hand sized slime>her core is most of her weight>she's INCREDIBLY pouty>feel bad and unseal the container>she regains control of the rest of her body, but remains pouty the rest of the day.>promise to get her some of the special made premium slime food>she trys to stay pouty, but some bubbling from her core says otherwise.
>>47217203
>>47217240It depends if you want to use mge logic where you are the center of the universe or common sense where one person could easily monopolize all your time anyway.
>>47217260Fuck I meant to put Lilim in, Maou forgive me.
>>47217203Level 99 Guardian of Hel Hellhound with thick thighs.
>>47217203Not an mg but...
>>47217264I'm just a miserable bastard in general so I'm not even sure that'd work.
Getting sold isn't so bad.
>>47217292Hm, consider how improved your life would be as an extroverted monster girl?
>>47215616>oomFake cows. Do not approach
>>47217278Gonna be honest I know nothing about her but I do really like her design.
>>47217309Good callhttps://files.catbox.moe/7j6c9d.png
>>47217309Never noticed that. Thanks for catching it.
>>47217203Miss Ryu. She's lonely and can make thunderstorms! And then cuddle with you during the thunderstorms!
>>47217360i want to take shelter during a thunderstorm at an isolated, rundown shack and walk in on a raiju fiercely masturbating
>>47217401*Too Lewd.* Thunderstorms are for cuddling with a hot beverage and watching nature's fireworks.
>>47217329Literally me when I
>>47217406So gentle pettings instead of heavy pettings?
The portal day is upon ushttps://x.com/AlexDoheny_W/status/1807571305086267400https://alexdohenyw.moe/7-days-of-dotr/
>>47217435Yes.
>>47217439What a time to be alive
>>47217439Fuck off.
>>47217439Neat.
>>47217439I want to bully that smug lim on the second page
I want to ever so delicately touch Miss Lim's fingertips with MY fingertips.
>>47217452>MGE gets a doujin that is KC approved>The mick is upset about it.
>>47217480idk you just described a bunch of fags.
>>47217480they're both nutters, except one of them doesn't actively harass us
>>47217439Why is it so fucking short though, where's the rest
>>47217492He commisions it all so it's not like he has much control over that.
>>47217492It's over on the bunker.
>>47217505Hopefully someone just posts every page here then.
>>47217480I'm more than fairly certain that it isn't the mick.
>>47217535Okay Mick
>>47217546I'm not the Mick either you gopping shitsnarfer.
>>47217467I will resist the lim occupied government
>>47217480Not really the mge thread.
>>47217557don't do it, she'll hug you with compassion
>>47217561It literally is. It always has been since the thread moved away from /a/, at least on an unspoken level. Even moreso now because of the shit circus Cheral caused last year with KC.
>>47217594We are healing.
>>47217557This is the ATF(Agency of Total Fucking)Come out with your pants down
>>47217599Yeah, very nice doujin just dropped, it's a good sign.
>>47217557I'd apply for a position under her desk
>>47217602This is sad, man.
>>47217606No reason to be sad.
>>47217439Where can i read the whole thing or is it?
>>47217602It's okay. There's not much to judge the second chapter on based on six pages.
>>47217603I prefer when the monster is under my desk, and that's why being a teacher in a primary monster school is the best
>>47217557Maybe lims aren't so dorky after all, we've been led astray by propaganda this whole time! Lims are hot, attractive, and totally cool!
>>47217644Ma'am, don't you have some portals to be working on opening?
>>47217565>>47217601I will never accept a lilim as my president
>>47217671Fine, she prefers monarchy anyway.
This is an mge thread that tolerates non-mge stuffit always has been
>>47217693you're not going to talk sense into the crazy man. he's crazy, you see.
>>47217693Not paying for a png.
>>47217705Of course not, you couldn't afford it anyway
>>47217705You're probably going to do it anyway.
>>47217603>being lim politician's deskpetthe dream
>>47217721>get to lap away at a lilim's snatch all day>rewarded with constant shaky, breathy sighs of pleasure>brings her hand down to run her fingers through your hairIt's better than crack
>>47217614stop dragging unrelated people into your vendetta against the mick. i dont even think the mick cares that much about Puuyo anymore
>>47217737>>47217721>She gets needy and you feel her tail around your neckCouldn't beat the lim, nope can't beat the lim.
Lilims are cool. I want to make one my adventuring partner while being unaware there a Lilim. Just writing them off as a different looking succubus for months as we get into trouble with the human order.
>>47217747Legit the only person who'd still have sand in his metaphorical vagina still is soggy shoggy
>>47217603>over stimulating her clit during important meetings
In the case of human looking mamano or corrupted elves, do you think they've ever had to keep their mamano nature a secret from their husband throughout their marriage, including that husband hoping for a son after five or more daughters in a row.
>>47217789Lilims are evil! Me and my totally normal white haired, red eyed, female human companion are going on a quest to defeat the evil lilim that's threatening our kingdom. Just me and her sneaking into the castle and avoiding all the monster gaurds. We sneak into the throne room and... where's the lilim? Why is the door locked? And why is the boss music sexy jazz?
I’ll never change.... I’m a failure.
>>47217747But yo-I mean he does care enough to cry about it every time.
>all this lilim advertising>no one posted it yetlook, if you want more men to consider you, you have to show them that they can have a happy future with you with things like picrel
>>47217957whoops missed the pic
>>47217957I only like posting Lims when they're doing handholding stuff. I dunno why; it just makes me happy.
>>47217603>>47217721>>47217737I don't think this is what a campaign manager is supposed to do
>>47218028I honestly don't know enough about politics to say either way.
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that this election season you should always remember.Vote Wurm.Or Don't, she respects you either way.
>>47218067Oh, no! Both parties have nominated a wurm!
>>47217789We should be more accepting of succs with odd appearances or vast powers. Succs come in all shapes and sizes, and I've never met a lilim so I wouldn't know anything about them.
>Marry an ancient evil vampire >Find out she has dozens of “daughters” >Women she’s turned into vampires >Each one just as arrogant and haughty as the ancient evil but untempered by having the hots for me >They question if I’m a right fit for their “mother” and act like the most stereotypical step kids ever >Gets bad enough ancient evil vampire sends them to bed without any blood
Lamias:>"I don't know why men would ever have an obsession with feet.">"It's so weird, gross, and unnatural."Also Lamias:>"Heeyy hubby, let me see those lil', flat walkers of yours">Proceeds to molest and play with your feet
>>47218120I find it cuter when monsters have a fascination with hands. Always wanting to hold yours and play with your fingers.
>>47218120elves think about your soft, rounded earlobes like you think about pawpads
>>47218252would lay in an elf's lap while she gropes my ears
>>47218304What happens if I fall asleep in an elf's lap?
>find 10 year old mg folder>look inside>wurmas much of a loser teenage me was, I can't find fault in his tastes
>>47218350you might wake up after a nice restful sleep with embarrassing lipstick marks all over your face and ears.
>>47218392oh nooooo
>>47218399that's right! and she wouldn't even let you wash them off before bringing you home. everyone in the street would be able to see what a reckless human kiss-slut you are!
>>47218380Teenage you did have shit taste. Now teenage me was a real connoisseur
>>47218406I'm... I-i'm not a slut... i'm not a slut for elf kisses...
>>47217858>do you think they've ever had to keep their mamano nature a secret from their husband throughout their marriage, including that husband hoping for a son after five or more daughters in a row.>keeping their mamono nature a secret>keeping it a secret, all while dressed like a stripperI guess monsters aren't good at subtlety, aren't they?
you should bugfucking
>>47218450To be fair, mamano influence on human fashion means that plenty of human women dress the same way.
>>47218489>filename: Human inquisitorThat's some borderline heresy right there. Even worse! That must be Protestant Order gal! Provide me an image of an ACTUAL Order Church Woman dressed properly and non of that Protestant Pope-phobic nonsense!
>>47218521A canonical Order nun.
Man fuck this place and fuck monster girls. This shit makes me so fucking horny; I hate it. Seriously, why does something so lewd have to be fake. It's not fair. I don't want to be creaming on my body pillow. I should be saving that for my future wife.
>"Greetings human representative. I am the Dark Elf ambassador. I look forward to advancing Human and Elf relations with you."
>>47218614Did you forget your clothes?
>>47218166>even her head ornament snake is embarrassedcute
>>47218614No thanks she can go home
>>47218628Those ARE her clothes.
>>47218656I thought elves were a proud people, not a race of exhibitionists.
>>47218656Underwear is not sufficient clothing
>>47218663Elves being a proud people is why they are a race of exhibitionists. They know they've all got it so they flaunt it.
What is one supposed to do when the werewolf starts petting me back? Nothing in the simulations prepared me for physical altercations of the non-sex kind!
>>47218721>non-sex kindAnon, that's foreplay
>>47218733>foreplayWerewolves play golf before sex?
>>47218745A drawfag should draw a feral werewolf in the full golf gear, especially that goofy hat saying "foreplay time"
>>47217557I will fully support and collaborate with the Lilim occupied government.
>walk up to a Wurm playing with her favorite rock>she looks up at me curiously>pick her favorite rock up and she blinks in confusion>hurl it at a nearby Harpy nesting in a tree and knock her off the branch with it>Wurm looks between me and the Harpy, mouth agape in failure to understand>look at Wurm while pointing at the Harpy>"Wurmy! That avaricious Harpy just stole your favorite rock!">Wurm suddenly gets super pissed off and hisses>bolts for the Harpy who is now flying away in terror and chases her, swearing to pursue her to the ends of the earth for touching her favorite rockWurms are so dumb and easy to trick man. It's free entertainment.
>>47217505>>47217557I need to write a letter to her asking if she is single.
>>47218716And what is the fate of high elves (their soldiers and wizards) wearing fancy schmancy clothes and regally ornate but magically augmented and enchanted plated armor?
>Taunting single cows by casually drinking milk in public
>>47218953>Taunting them further by finishing the drink and saying "man, I really could go for some more milk."
gonna be honest with you anons, I don't care for portal stories
>asking wurm to explain the difference between rock and stone
>>47218614I'm just here to check the meter
Imagine spraying pesticides on devil roach!Imagine flashing lights to confuse her weak little eyes!Imagine her being forced to live inside a clean house!Imagine gifting Devil roach with a winter sweater during the summer so she feels forced to wear it!Imagine Devil Roach eating healthy foods!Imagine Devil roach pudgy gut!Imagine making fun of her gut!Imagine grabbing her antennae and stuffing them in a hat muffling her hearing, feeling and sense of smell!Imagine walking up to her and calling her a Dork!
>>47218852>walk up to a Wurm playing with her favorite rock>she looks up at me curiously>pick her favorite rock up and she blinks in confusion>Tell her it's a cool rock and give it back to her
>>47219093>Dwarves burst from the walls and the ground all shouting "ROCK AND STONE"
Mmm cow... Moo moo cow milkies.
>>47219246>8242915 paizuri CGs and counting
>>47219086I liked the one where a human brought the concept of an ice cream shop to the monsterlands and even managed to defeat the rival cafe owner monstergirls (ultimately leading to a big merger between the three), it was a cute one. I wanna see more like that, cultures interacting and different views on life give different solutions to everyday problems.
>>47219240>walk up to a Wurm playing with her favorite rock>she looks up at me curiously>pick her favorite rock up and she blinks in confusion>Tell her it's a bad rock, get better taste in rocks idiot ad drop the rock in front of her
>>47218852>walk up to a Wurm playing with her favorite rock>she looks up at me curiously>pick her favorite rock up and she blinks in confusion>Tell her it's a cool rock and run away with rock
>>47219305Him getting pegged was unnecessary
>>47219374Was it really though?
>>47219086They’re kind of like isekai to me. Whole bunch of them just follow the same beats without ever doing anything truly new and the ones that are good are mired in a whole bunch of mediocre ones like a cringe morass.
>>47219389Heh."More ass"
>>47219377Yes, making a good story and turning it I gay at the end is nasty
Hey Demon Realm simps! Explain pic related to me. What hijinks and shenanigans subterfuge are Demon Realm agents doing this time? No way in hell any normal woman writes or reads this!
>>47219455>completely off topic
>>47219367>walk up to a Wurm playing with her favorite rock>she looks up at me curiously>pick her favorite rock up and she blinks in confusion > Put googly eyes on rocks and give it back without saying a word and leave
I really don't like how you all fags think Wurms are toddlers.
What do Monsters do when they hear about horrible and tyrannical, oppressive and evil human warlords and kings and emperors in foreign lands that have titles like "The Terrible" or "The Impaler"?
I am anon the succ bully and I bully the succs.that is my title.that is what i do.i blow on their ears until they kyaa.none can stop me.
>>47219482>"The Impaler"?What do you think happens when a Lilim hears about a guy literally called this?
>>47219482"The Terrible">It's so sad that he's advertising his lack of sexual experience!"The Impaler">Oh, la la! I hope to be impaled by him!And then they find out they're NOT sexual terms and get upset because they were lied to.
>>47219579>>47219482What about Anon the Unready?
>>47219592Miss Oomukade immediately realizes this is a reference to the old adventure game Eric the Unready and falls deeply in love with him for his excellent taste in obscure adventure games.
>>47219592He get reddy
I will just tell her I'm not ready yet. She can't force me to if I'm not ready to lose my virginity.
>>47219716>that's where you're wrong, kiddo!
>>47219716>"Are you ready now?">"What? No.">"How about now?">"No, I-">"Now?">No! I'm not ready yet!">"Are you ready now?">"No!">"Now?">"NO! I'M-">"Now?">"I'M-">"Now?">"FINE FUCKS SAKE YES, I'm ready now!">"Yay!"And it was a Jubjub too
Anon you can't stay inside the castle toilet for ever.The monsters already won the siege, and they aren't leaving.You will have to come out sooner or later
Chesh after one drink at the pub :https://files.catbox.moe/wp6t8j.gif
>>47219374Lies and slander.t. someone who actually read the story
>>47219864The one time Wonderworm tried pulling a prank on memecat and put some of her supply in Cheshie's snacks.>>47219881It was a clever attempt at bait cause AO3 is down, but you can still confirm the story doesn't have the gay shit cause it's in the Nextcloud archive.
Pestering a dragon to show me her fire breath!
If Miss Wight was walking down the street in MGC and saw a guy picking on a poor Zombie by holding her detached head out of her reach while she cried and her body hopped in a fruitless attempt to get it back, would she suck in her pride and help a filthy commoner, a poor lower class Undead? Or would she continue on her way, being far too above such trivial matters?
>>47219479sameI allways saw "simple" as being blunt thinking and not pants on head reatarded
>>47219479>t. Wurm-chan
Return to the earth, monkey
>>47220099considering the wurm bartender twins that seems accurate
>>47219086A man comes from our world to help humanity rise up against the mamono menace with the power of faith, gunpowder, and drone strikes.
>>47220503He lasts nearly 3 weeks, which is a pretty good run. Was doing great until he realized the "ancient power armor" he found was actually a mamono and all that "maintenance" was basically hour after hour of him fingerfucking his new wife. He was sad for a while, but it's really hard to be sad for long when you have power armor.>Top guy lasted a year and 4 days, but he was such an insane incel that it took a tentacle stumbling upon him "inna woods" to get him to crack. She had snacks that weren't crudely made beef jerky and rainwater.
>>47220627That is indeed the coolest snail I've ever seen
>>47220645not exactly a snail but some of those nudibranchs are very pretty
The time has come, the selkie said, to think of other thingsOf boobs and racks and body waxand of weddings and ringsand why the shower's boiling hotand whether porcs have wingscallooh callay, the jub's away!
>>47220791W-work?!
>>47220182>Returnthe slab
>>47220791Was the chesh more horny because she made her husband cum the most, albeit not trying her hardest, or was it jub who, although made her husband cum less, was the most horny as she made her husband cum as much as she was able?
>>47220854tis the jub, for she always gives 100%
>>47220791Who are the tweedle dee and tweedle dum of wonderland?
>>47220884two angry malefs they dressed up in funny outfitsit amuses the queen of hearts greatly
You know, maybe having a unicorn wife wouldn't be so bad after all.
Somewhere out there, there's a danuki that's sad because her breath isn't getting sniffed right now.
>fox travels to the west into gaijin land to open up a restaurant and spread the joy of her culture's cuisine>first customer is a man who sits down for a meal after work>orders a delicious gyudon (beef bowl) and enjoys his meal>compliments the fox chef on her cooking and praises the meal, asks her how much this will set him back and opens up his wallet>fox with a smile says he can have it on the house as he was her first customer>man blinks>chuckles and says he couldn't, not after cooking that good>reiterates how much she wants>fox waves her hands and replies that it's free, insists it really is>man chuckles again and says it's thoughtful but she must be joking, every chef deserves an earnest pay>fox kindly tells him he doesn't have to and picks up his dinnerware to take it off>man's eye twitches one time>tells her he doesn't believe her, she must be telling him a story, she must be->"Wait...">he shakes his head>accuses her of tricking him, as foxes do>fox looks nervous now, shakes her head and says she is doing no such thing>man insists she is, it's all foxes do>she MUST be tricking him, this is all a trick>she tries to calm him down but he loses his composure>"No! There's no way! Foxes never do anything this nice without expecting something! It's true! I've read the news, seen the internet! Foxes always trick people! You're tricking me! This is all a trick! You're probably expecting me to marry you or something in return! Well I won't! I won't be tricked by a fox! I WON'T BE TRICKED!">man rushes out of the restaurant in a paranoid trance>fox chases him to the door asking him to calm down, shouting to wait and that she'll accept a payment if he really wants to>man is already gone, running off as fast as he can>fox sighs and l0oks down sadly at her feet>closes restaurant down to make some changes, ergo putting prices on her menu and finishing them>there goes her plans to make opening day meals free>every day that goes by, an innocent Fox out there suffers these kinds of things because of stereotypes that people make about them>she wasn't trying to trick him at all but because of stereotypes and racism, she had a bad experience with her first customer>she wonders, when will racism against foxes end?
Every since getting into monster girls, I've always hated foxes of all kinds. I hated the obsession so many folks have over them. But, I think I'm starting to come around to foxes... No, no, no... This can't be I must be going crazy. I can't seriously think foxes are attractive and appealing now? This isn't right at all!
>>47220987Fox propaganda. This didn't happen, she actually just raped him after he finished his meal right off the bat. That's what really happened.
>>47221024THIS TOO is Fox Propaganda. No real fox waits until their Anon is done eating to rape him.
>>47221004It's too late for you. The fluffbrain is already setting in.
>enter restaurant owned by fox>notice everything smells of urine>leave
>Miss Phantom makes a sexy, movie-length version of an old Michael Jackson video.>It's widely panned by critics, but movie-goers still flock to it.>Everyone loves an erotic Thriller.
>>47219479A lot of anons really infantilize monsters. It's kinda boring. Wurm definitely gets it the worst though.
>>47221164Wurm gets it the worst because people have always equated single minded to being a dumbass when it’s more like she’s more focused on breeding and getting her man than anything else at the moment. There’s literally twins who’re fairly smart that used to be a twin headed dragon who own a bar in Dragonia.
>>47221164>monstersThat's a real strange way to spell dorksters.
>Monster girls become real>Succ visits you when you go to bed>Get drained hard>5 hours and 17 orgasms in and she says "mmm, such a quaint, little appetizer.">"I'm sorry for teasing and keeping you waiting so long.">"Let's start the main course now.">She proceeds to milk you 40+ times over the next day.">Lying on the bed, practically a corpse devoid of all fluid>She's clinging onto you>"Hey sweetie, how do you feel about desert?"Succs are on a whole different level. My recommendation: put on some weight and keep some water nearby.
>>47221228>"I hate the way anons infantize monsters.">Quotes some setting info that has no real relevance to the thread.So what you are saying is anons do infantilize monsters.
>>47221241>setting info that has no real relevance to the thread.>dragonia>no real relevanceYou have to get over your autistic hatred of mge, it's not going anywhere no matter how hard you try
>>47221228Yeah, it's not the settings fault. Anons get dumb with it.>>47221231No, I like monsters! Monsters are supposed to be cool! And scary!
>>47221260Didn't ask. My dumb wurm wife gets insecure when I ask pointed questions.
>sudden flood of image dumping and retarded posts
>>47221270dont care. go cry about big bad mge back wherever you came from
I want to fondle a cat's big thick tail.
>Super smart, book nerd, succubus wife>Very young for a succubus: 26 years old>Most often has the disheveled, just-rolled-out-of-bed look and attitude>Ironically is very well organized and promotes cleanliness >Usually just wears panties and an unbuttoned labcoat (a bra too if she's expecting visitors) >Dedicated a lot of here time to research, experimentation, and reading>Often sends you errands to pick up certain ingredients, coffee, and so forth>Never really experiments on you (she respects you too much)>Will definitely step away from her work to spend time with you if you want>Relatively low libido compared to succubi (still high compared to human women)>Respects your will and boundaries, except for 1 thing>She has 1 extreme fetish that you may or may not like>She will not reveal this fetish to you until years into your relationship
Remember anons, order heros are your friends! You should do as a good friend does and help them on their way. Right into the nest of the most powerful extremist monster in your area. They will help sort them out.
>>47221235Isn't this a reason to cardiomaxx?
>>47221352She's loose!
>>47221241>MGE isn't relevant to a girl from MGEwut
>>47221375Thread canon has always trumped anything else. Saying wurm is smart in mge has very little relevance to anything.
>>47221375Yeah I kinda get what he’s saying now. He’s going more for that people seem to dumb down and flanderize types of monsters. Doesn’t really matter what setting they are from.
Look at this girl. You're not as happy as her. Why not? Explain yourself.
>>47221375It's just the furry favela monkey seething about MGE again, the random gacha and AI slop currently being spammed is him too.
>>47221397That’s exactly what I was implying, yes. Kind of like how Ace single handedly tried to make Raiju into nothing but headpat addicts because he had a weird aversion to porn in a porn setting.
>>47221429>he had a weird aversion to porn in a porn setting.This is way more common than it should be.
>>47221429>>47221440For some reason everyone I've seen with negative attitude to monster gir porn or anything lewd was some kind of a nutjob, both the MGE haters and fans.
>>47221462>gir pornGet back to /co/ with that shit.
What evil deeds might malefs commit?
>>47221578Miss Malef is always leaving upper deckers at Miss Wight's Galas.
>>47221578>"Foolish human, why do you keep trying to create a portal back to your old world?">"To conquer it, you silly lizard"
>>47221663>pinky and the brain, but it's a malef and her husband instead.
>>47221429>>47221462Why do these posts look so fami-oh right it's that /d/faggot again
Dogfaced here.>https://archiveofourown.org/works/57049720This is my submission to the contest (although I myself am not participating in the raffle). It is about a troll working in a botanical garden who finds an ocelomeh sleeping amongst the flowers. Hope you enjoy it!The contest ends at 12 midnight PST (8AM the next day for me). I'll be checking the thread around then for any last minute stories if there are any. After, I'll double check I've got everybody down and then do the lotto. Thanks to all who've submitted so far.
>>47222054Looking good, dogfaced. This one looks like a tough contest to judge, wish you luck!
>>47222054No, thank you for getting all us lazy bums writing.
>>47222050In such trying times we should all pray to bastet for deliverance to kemono pussy.
>trying timesWhat do you mean? A new writing contest is about to conclude and a new doujin just released. There's lots of new MGE content around now
>>47221578Back to back ruined orgasms and edging for a day
>>47222054Thanks for hosting! I'll check out yours later.>12 midnight PST (8AM the next day for me)To be clear, that's 7AM UTC, right?>>47222069>This one looks like a tough contest to judgeThe event's results are decided by a raffle rather than judging, so no pressure for entrants about scoring low.
>>47222175Ruined orgasms sounds like one of those things monstergirls would definitely be against.
>>47222181yes. 8am gmt time for me. 7 am utc. >>47219305ty
>>47222182I can totally imagine the more sadistic femdom monsters doing that, although only occasionally.>manticore spends 2 hours building up a fucking nuclear explosion in your dick with her tailpussy>only to completely ruin it in the last moment and make you com outside of it
>>47222050>That /d/faggot againNot everybody who posts in here is your bogeyman retard.
>>47222182>Kiki, when you're in my house you follow my rules. Rule 1 is don't interrupt me when I'm gooning.
>>47222261>expecting any monstergirl, even the most disciplined, to not join you when masturbating Semen not being blasted inside of her is a waste, after all.
>>47222182Dude asked for evil
>>47222271>Semen not being blasted inside of her is a waste, after all.They do have that duality going where they want to get pregnant but also enjoy basically every expression of both romantic and erotic love. Most probably wouldn't mind a pearl necklace or whatever even if that semen will likely at least make it into their mouth eventually.
>>47222271Monsters all strike me as girls that would put a cork in their vag's after getting creampied to make sure they don't lose any, before going about their days.
>>47222322... ow.
>>47222168Yes just look at that cait sith model.
>>47222326Do you have a vagina anon
>>47222326Not a literal cork, there's plenty of sex toys they could pop in to prevent leaking.
>>47222322I hope they uncork themselves and take some out to snack on throughout the day.
>>47222271>Kiki bullying young master anon like an oneesan teaching a little kid how to do the deed>She can’t stop fidgeting and getting nervous when he finally takes the lead on their wedding night
>"I shaved myself for you, anon.">"Do you like it?"
How am I supposed to counter a monster’s face sitting move?
>>47222444Don't lie on your back.
>>47222444Lick all of the sweat off and huff her smelly oni butt for a guaranteed crit
>>47222380That's kinda gross
>>47222407there's an alternate universe where MGE is FGE (furry girl encyclopedia) and the siths have monster girls designs.
>friend that has a dragon wife invites me to visit>shows me the egg that his wife laid recently>he leaves to take care of something for a few minutes leaving me alone in the room with the egg>right at that moment it starts hatching>by the time he returns the hatchling is completely out and has already started crawling towards me and I am panicking with no idea what to do>tfw the friend and his wife tell me that their daughter imprinted on me and now i am obligated to marry her in the future
>>47222494>dragon with a husband older than she isWhat a tweest
>>47221235Think of having a succubus wife like weight training. Those first few sessions are going to be rough and make you feel like jello. But over time you'll grow stronger and your first time will feel like light work in comparison.
>>47222444Need this but a Hellhound.
>>47222494>telling your wife her own embarrassing baby stories
>>47222494Congrats on you motherhood anon(jk).
>>47222322I don't like how you are implying they would need anything else but their own muscles to keep it inside them.
>>47222322sticky mushroom
>>47222610>clenching her kegels all day longSounds exhausting.
>>47222628It's just light exercise for them.
>>47222710Holy titty fox
>>47222610Kegels to make a watertight seal? That's a bit farfetched. There's another obvious solution though; the next time you see a monster walking on her hands you'll understand.
>My Spidey-Compass will help me find the bank
>>47222741tarantula always rape pointing magnetic north
>>47222741>Anon hates it when I get the drop on him
>>47222444Use the based mushroom
>>47222808How would a Lamenting Mushroom help anything?
>>47222848You won't need to breathe anymore.
>>47222848You stop needing to breathe.
>>47222542I made this post.
Young Anubi are often weak to groping, weak to pleasure, weak to being bossed around by a male older than them and weak to anal. Also the weaknesses stack.
>>47222479Thank fuck we don't live in that universe then because I'd hate for KC to be an actual furfag.
>>47223018Good to know--avoid young anubi.Actually, you know what? I'm just gonna stick to good ol' sneks.
>>47222741How could you anon. I'm going to have to find my copy of that game now
>>47223053You'll DEFINITELY want to avoid graped anubi, then. Please don't let your grape snake grape other monsters and render to it as public service.
>>47223035Yet the sith are still furry... curious.
>>47223035No, in that fuckedup Bizarro-verse the Siths would be a hairless SphinxKot and that weird furless Mexican ChihuahuaWan.
>>47222054Well, too late to back out now:https://archiveofourown.org/works/57054583First time writer here. Thanks for organizing the contest. I hope someone at least likes the story, but it's nice to know I don't have to be good to win. That helped me finish.
>>47223099>momdomromcomWell, aren't you just a microcosm of the threads fetishes.
>>47223059C'mon, Anon. Look at her. How could someone that cute ever do anything wrong?
>>47221052>enter Piss Alley in Zipangu's main city>OldFox's Bar smells better than the rest of the establishments>order a double>it gets delivered by the Bar-owner...and her twin sister
>>47221052We call that a mofudisiac in the business.
I wish some of you weren't this horrendously disgusting.
>>47223099Gratz! Really excited to see you and the other anon try writing! How did it go?
The Creation of the New World
>>47223145The two posts above you are likely a samefag replying to his own garbage
>>47223158OK-ish. I haven't actually tried to do anything fancier than a greentext around here in years. I feel like writing a real story is a lot harder, so no promises I'll do a SECOND story.
>>47223062>Yet the Sith are still furry... CuriousYes, and KC threw tentacle porn fetishists a bone with Roper and Tentacle, just like he threw borderline /d/ shit a bone with Akaname since they especially like the filthier places on your body. Just because he added the Sith to the MGE does not mean he endorses furfaggotry so much as he's keeping the setting cosmopolitan.
>>47223164Not all angels come from heaven.
>>47223196Like this angel!
>>47223208Have the translated version.
>>47223099very nice. good job ushibro.
>>47223053>avoid young anubiThere's no need to do that, they're harmless. The only danger is the temptation to proactively wife one.
>>47223213Oh, neat! She actually IS a sexy delinquent.
>>47223216<3
>>47223099>>47223187Well, I think it was great. I'm always thrilled to see more ushi-oni content, and I thought this was very cute and fun. Is it harder than greens? Absolutely, but I think you nailed this and I'd love to see more from you.
>>47223192>cosmopolitanWelcome to the melting pot of mamono cultures.>>47223130
>>47223208>>47223213I really wish we got a canon depiction of The Chief Goddess and Lilith the Demon Lord. The closest we've gotten to the former so far is this picture of a Gargoyle that was once a statue of the Chief God except it isn't clear how much of her appearance comes from the statue she once was or how accurate that statue was.
>>47223213>sometimes followers of the church would pray to her or tell her their worries and she would try to pay attentionShe's a sweetie behind that rude and rough personality of hers.
>>47223213I wonder if the material you make a statue out of has any impact on the gargoyle’s personality when she monsterizes >Marble gargoyle is an extreme purity fag and will faint from a mere kiss in public >Granite gargoyle is a big worrywart trying her hardest to keep you safe even if nothing can harm you, loves to be the big spoon>Sandstone gargoyle is desert themed and incredibly haughty like a pharaoh, patron of arts, and breaker of apophis fangs (they didn’t know she was a rock)
>>47223306Yeah, everyone loves her because she's awesome.
>>47223099Cute story, looking forward to your future attempts!
>>47223307>breaker of apophis fangs (they didn’t know she was a rock)I hope Miss Grape is ok
>>47223326Don’t be such a baby, fangs grow back. no they don’t
>>47223307Funnily enough I've had more than one brain fart about this shit in the past and one of the things I can tell you from personal research and other shit about statues marble Gargoyles would be the haughty ones. Not only is the material porous enough to get stained but it's also extremely fickle to work with. There's a reason why the most beautiful statues in the world ( i.e. David by Michelangelo, The Rape of Proserpina by Bernini, or even Le génie du mal by Geefs ) are so heavily revered-- Marble with the proper level of dedication and skill can come close-- like no other material to imitating life. So while all of this means basically nothing in the long run, mark my worlds, Marble Gargoyles would be some of the haughtiest, most temperamental and EXQUISITELY SOFT mamono to have been created by mortal hands.
>>47223343They do, actually.
>>47223378luv 'pofis
Who would win in an a ice cream eating competition? Apopis? Or the hebster?
>>47223443Sandworm obviously.
Haha, imagine being stuck in a small apartment with a lamia whose tail takes up most of the space.
>>47223443Shirohebis have like 3 neurons and they are all too hot from being overused for thinking about their hubby(unsuspecting stalking victim) to freeze, so most likely them.
do not give snek ice creamcold bad for snek
The ammount of purple in this thread is starting to hit suspicious ammounts.
>>47223510Cold bad for snek, but saying no to snek bad for me!
Strongest monster girl vs weakest sad human song about heartbreak or something
>>47223521Sounds like you have a toxic relationship with snakes.
>>47223510I fucking dare you to stop her
>>47223532Let's just say she's been hitting the frozen treats pretty hard lately.
>>47223542M-maybe icecream isn't so bad for snakes after all.
>>47223444Imagine sandworm being a moving city with hundreds of people living inside her.
>>47223510>apopsicle watches jealously as her yeti "subjects" all enjoy icecream in the near-freezing yeti village (it's summer)
>>47223542snakes getting brainfreeze, forcing you into a sloppy kiss so they can steal more of your bodyheat in devious new ways
>>47223577>apopsicle demands a fudge bar and her yeti servants happily share one with her>MLEM>her eyes widen and water pathetically when her tongue gets stuck
>>47223443>eating competition The answer is always sandworm.
>>47223449I'd feel bad for the snek. That's no way for anyone to live, being so cramped up like that.
>>47223603Idk, Wurmy seems happy in her burrow
>>47223622She made it herself as big as she needed and can expand it if she wants.
>>47223622Wurmy isn't a snek. Sneks have long bodies and short tails, wurms have short bodies and long tails.
>>47223655Either way, she's long.
People always worry about WHAT is Wurmy and never HOW is WurmyWhat will you do to make her feel better?
>>47223674I will give her a shiny rock!
>>47223674Wurmy looks very happy already. How could i possibly make someone more happy if they are already happier than me?You are asking for the impossible anon.
>>47223726Wurm is pleased by how the rock gleams against the light and is now pushing her face into your crotch.It looks like she wants to thank you!Do you let her?
>>47223674Tell her some bad jokes.
>>47223164I'll never understand why this is getting pushed so heavily all of a sudden. Or why everybody keeps referencing The Creation of Adam.
>>47223752Sounds like two retarded questions, but if you are serious>MGE doujin>famous piece of artHope this helps.
>>47223752Lilim love touching fingers and hand stuff in general.
>>47223752It came out and they come here to shill it. That simple.
>>47223775I will not fuck the fox even if she promises escape from this cruel world. It's a fox trick.
>>47223521Some sneks like the cold
>>47223814My head canon was always that she doesn't like the cold as much as she likes Anon, and it's a package deal.
Got too lazy and almost missed the deadline. But I wouldn't be able to call myself a writer if I wasn't putting it off until the last minute.https://archiveofourown.org/works/57058372
>>47223836Magus with the chair.I was hoping you'd write something for this. Can't wait to read it later.
>>47223836NICE.Glad you could make it too!
>>47223164So is there any more to this?
>>47223769I'm serious because last I checked that shit is relevant to the bunker, not here.
>>47223793Fox tricks are a myth anon
>>47223836Everyone suddenly coming out of the woods to lower my chances of winning. But seriously, higher volume of submissions before the deadline feels nice to see and I'm glad we can count on old guard like you. I'll get to reading your story at a saner hour.
>Erosite Lilim starts an outreach program geared towards helping indecisive people who just don't know what they want in a monster find a special someone>you go to one of the sessions and sit down with Eroslim and answer some questions>she takes your answers and gets you to open up and explain that you feel that monsters just don't understand you, none of them really share your hobbies or interests or think like you>she brings up Pyrows but you explain most of them quickly lose those quirks that make them favorable or don't really get it in the first place>Eroslim nods and says she has a solution>tells you to be still for a moment>fucking plunges her hang into your chest, reaching inside through a bright light>she pulls out something glowing after you finish panicking and realize you're unharmed>explains it's a fragment of your fucking soul and tells you to go home and wait a month and the Erosites will give you a call then>in a month you get the call and the Eroslim explains what she did>she used the split fragment of your soul to create a female clone of you that has your exact hobbies and interests that will definitely fall in love with you, in a sort of narcissistic way perhaps and that they're on the way now>you get a knock at the door later>open it up>standing there is an Alp version of you, literally a female counterpart>"How's it hanging dude?"Remember to thank Eroslim for her help anon.
>>47223950That's an Alp though
>>47223950Sort of cute, but I'm a bit uncomfortable with the idea of literally creating a person with the sole purpose of loving me. Even if it myself. Or something.
>>47223956kindergarten reading level anon, I...
>>47223950Taking the phrase go fuck yourself to a whole new level.
>>47223888I really should have written something. I had an idea for a man joining the sabbath and being icked out by all the slutty lolis then awkwardly standing in the corner for the black mass orgy but it only came to me yesterday.
>>47223950I wouldn't love a copy of me. Hell, I probably wouldn't even like a copy of me.
>>47223950>she used the split fragment of your soul to create a female clone of you that has your exact hobbies and interestsHonestly, doesn't sound that great. Or good at all for that matter> will definitely fall in love with you, in a sort of narcissistic wayDoesn't sound like me at all.While i wouldn't judge anyone for wanting this, i'd much rather have someone who is both similar enough to me to feel comfortable with them and different enough so that falling in love with them is a novel experience.
>>47223836Oh shit a dryad story, I'm gonna have to read that.
>>47223993Same, one of me is already arguably too much.
>>47223950I... yeah no. All for monster girls but thats not a monster girl or partner its... something made to love you. Feels like a extreme answer that wasn't warranted.
>>47223950HuhHow many of you would fuck an alp if it was literally a clone of yourself?
>>47224018>something made to love you. Feels like a extreme answer that wasn't warranted.Peak irony considering how popular an especially hardline(in theory) type of mge here is.
>>47223990Feel free to still write it. I don't know how you were going to work in the jungle theme into your idea, but you might be better off writing it without the event's constraints.
>>47224032Fucking your clone is functionally the same as fucking your twin.
>>47224018>something made to love youDid you forget that's what literally every single MGE girl also is as well?
>>47224032Anon, if you had read the replies before yours, you would know the anwer to that. Sometimes i think most of the people here don't even have the reading level to engage with the stories the writefags publish.
>>47224048Except she's monsterized, so does it still count as incest? Mamonobama pretty much neutralizes all bad effects.
>>47224052It is incest, which is good.
>>47224050Have you tried not being a joyless cunt?
>>47224032I would fuck and marry a Dragon like Lucoa
>>47224056Ok goldebergstein.
>>47224049We don't care much for that here.
>>47224059That tail looks stupid.
>>47224058If people like anon didn't exist i would lead a much happier life.
>>47223950>>47224032This has created a new paradigm. >I would never fuck a disgusting alp>unless she was literally me
>>47224065Quetzalcoatl is a feathered serpent, so a fluffy tail makes sense
>>47224071Just your fetish anon.
>>47224078Except I never even thought about it until I read that post.
>>47224049Eh I dont really see Monster girls as made to love you specifically. I've always just seen it as a bit of world building that people have a soulmate but the Monster girls had-have lives beyond you at least. If its just a clone specifically made that feels... off to me.Thats me though. I admit I'm only more of a casual fan.
>>47224076I was more so talking about the fatass thickness of it.
>>47224050I'm going to take the Harlan Ellison approach and wish you a merry fuck off and kill yourself. Writefags don't owe us anything, nor do we owe them engagement at the drop of a fucking hat. I'd rather take the time to read what they put out, digest it, then comment over just throwing blind praise at some rando on the internet.
>>47224084>Thats me though. I admit I'm only more of a casual fan.It's okay, I don't even like mge and I'm still here.
>>47224089In legends Quetzalcoatl is just a huge feathered serpent in the sky, so her being more tail than body makes sense.
>>47224084The fact that someone exists that can love you doesn't mean they were specifically made to love you, it's just a furry cuckold being mad at the MGE, or even the concept of someone loving him. If you see posts like that, ignore them>>47224093>I don't even like mgeSee.
>>47224084Except in MGE mamono literally canonically rewrite their personalities on a dime to what you like best subconsciously, hence why big proud dragons that are so mean and vicious do a complete 180 and become a loving housewife that just wants to make you happy and pamper you yadda yadda
>>47223427being able to push your face into snips (snake hips) is one of life's great pleasures
>>47224100Sounding more like the design should've just been more snakelike to begin with.
>>47224112Yeah her being a cute fat dragon is fine too
>>47224107We'd really be better off if we could shed such toxic ideas.
>>47224128Her being fat doesn't seem strange seeing all those obese mesoamerican constrictor snakes that made origin of her legend as a deity
>>47224103>the concept of someone loving himThis seems a little unhealthy.
>>47224144those anacondas are all muscle, mind you
>>47224154That doesn't make them less fat
>>47224153No shit the furry cuck is unhealthy, he's an inhuman leech that belongs in a mental asylum.
>>47223950It's a bit odd given that she is a fragment of my soul. Is this a Shinto situation where souls can safely divide and inhabit multiple vessels or am I spiritually worse off without eventually merging with my lost fragment? I'm also assuming the monster, despite Alp profile is just a biologically female me created by a Goddess for reasons. >>47224032I would imagine it would be a very easy relationship at least. Both of us would have our jobs, come home, play vidya sometimes co-op, sometimes single player, and fuck when we go to bed. It's less that I would be ok with sex rather I would be hesitant to have children even with the whole Divine clone thing removing the inbred genetics problem.
>>47224187It would probably just be better to fuck lucoa instead of creating incest babies with your clone.
>>47224187>>47224202Incest babies with your clone is, like already said, not even an issue because monstergirl magic.
>>47224210just because you can doesn't mean you should
>>47224210I care not for your setting excuses.
>>47224202Considering how many genealogical circles happen in MGEland I don't think that there are incest drawbacks with monsters
>>47224170Cait sith loves meThis I knowFor KC can't change his setting so.
>>47224032I don't love myself enough to even consider it.
>>47224216Too bad, would.
>>47224241Good thing you don't need to, your female clone will do it for you.
>>47224229Sorry but the monsters are known to hate irredeemable psychopaths, if you ever met her you would either get rejected or killed on sight.
>>47223950>call eroslim back>"ah, already enjoying your new w-">"WHAT THE FUCK?">"ahhhh...">"this isnt what i asked for!">"well it kinda is">"no, its really not.">"its a female, and she shares all your interests. whats not for you to like?">"MAYBE THE FACT THAT SHE IS A HE?">"now i know the stigmatism that you humans have against alps but its really not-">"or how about the fact that you literally took some of my soul to do it?">"i know that it seems bad but-">"the fact that the alp still acts like a boy, not a tomboy, but a straight up male. he doesnt even have breasts.">"if you would please just list-">"NO! i sent that damn alp back, if i wanted a boy it'd just fuck a male. id rather be alone than... THAT!">slam the phone>hours later, as the eros office>the alp, the eroslim, and a cupid. are taking a coffee break.>"i just dont get it, every time i try to give the picky males an alp clone they get mad about it.">the cupid takes a sip>"have you considered the idea that most of them want someone thats LIKE them and not a literal clone?">the lim takes a look at the alp, who's currently filling out paperwork to join eros' forces.>"well... no. they all say they want one that shares their interests. and given how they express difficulty over finding someone similar i can only assume that they just want someone thats literally them.">"dude, we live in a place with countless holst farms and regular ass catgirls. do you think any of them will find a girl thats even remotely similar?">the lim stares in thought for a moment>"ok yeah but i just dont see why they'd get upset over it.">"you send them literal clones made out of their very SOUL, flesh puppets made with the sole purpose to fuck them. do you not see how that could be a little off putting?">"... alright i get it.">"ok good, now if you'll excuse me i actually do have someone lined up that actually will be a good match for him.">the cupid gets up while the lim sits in shameful silence.>"oh yeah, and you didnt bond their auras this time right? you know how messy it can get to fix two people being bonded despite hating each other">"n-no. i learned from "scrooge and robbin hood" incident.">"... the incident you caused. anyways im off to bring light to his life, take care of the alp while im out."
>>47224298kinda hot to know she has some bite to her.
>>47224269Yeah I'm not feeling it.
The World Used To Be Full of Giant MGs
if there day 45% eating, 45% mating what is the last 10%?
If you ignore her, she'll go away
>>47224406Plotting the destruction of family values to create debased monster realms.
>>4722440610% luck, 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to
>"Oh sweet Shoggy, its some schitzoposting!"I have to say, a genuine crazy does feel refreshing on occaison.
>>47224406Dormouse:>70% sleeping>10% sleep-walking>35% breeding>15% lazing about>5% eating
>>47224488and 5% being eaten.
>>47224488Any Dormouse in my vicinity is definitely not getting away with only 35%.
>>47224437I got that reference. Damn I'm old.
>>47224491I will not let my dormouse wife and daughterus become food for some gluttonous jabberwock, dragon, mucus toad, or lamia. I will protect them!>>47224498Sir, that's over 8 hours a day!
>>47224406>>47224488What are the percentages for foxes?
>>4722451650/50 split between breeding and mofu
>>47224524I thought foxes loved to eat too
>>47224547Foxes are hardcore, they subsist solely off of your cum.
>>47224551No I'm pretty sure that's succubi and foxes love meat and tofu
>>47224488>I smell like molasses down thereImplying most of the time wouldn't be spent just finding things to bend her over and sleepfuck her on.
In all seriousness though, dormice are the most OP mamono in all of MGE.
>>47224553No no, I'm nearly certain it's succubi that love meat and tofu.
>>47224559Well that's not what my research says.
They don't want you to know this but the lilims at the demon capital are free. You can just go in there and take them. I have three in my living room.
>>47224595>I have three in my living room.No anon! They'll eat all your snacks and steal all your underwear!
>>47224603>Lilims lounging in Anon's bedroom wearing nothing but his boxers
>>47224603This is a acceptable sacrifice to have a group to DM for.
>>47224511>, mucus toad,I forgot about this one.
>>47224618>no monster to steal my hoodies and never return them
>>47224622Mice are near the bottom of the food chain. Just about anything eats them, even large bugs and spiders. Ironically, mice will eat anything they can get their little hands on too. That means you! If you're small enough though.
>>47223836cute tree
>>47224669>no monster to steal hoodie from
>>47224722you wouldn't a hoodie
What would your waifu cook you?
>>47224738Food
>>47224595fire salediscount lims straight out the lim binall lims must go
>>47224797>the lim binalso known as the hag bin
>>47224797I'm just taking the entire bin
>>47224823Thats too much limBut its ok since they have more bins in the back
You could meet a cute human girl who shows interest in you and ask her out on a date because you're desperate for love and end up having a flourishing relationship with her and being so contented and then she could reveal to you that she was a Shoggoth simply shape shifting to disguise herself as a human the whole time and proclaim that she got you and you would never see it coming. Literally no way to predict this happening. It's trickier than the trickiest fox.
>>47224938just do the squish check if you squish and dont get a handful of shog, she is real
>>47224950>shog changes her consistency to pass the checkShe's adaptable...
>>47224938I love my Shog wife, I don't need no human women
>>47224938if i'm attracted to her she isn't human
>>47224974but can she handle the mega squish check? can she keep up when you squish with both (2) hands?
its off topic thats what it is.
>>47225017Yes
>>47224263I want to see one of these done with this picture.
>47225128Nice monster girl image, faggot.
>>47224059Delicious dragon body, I would love to gape that pristine butthttps://files.catbox.moe/6hfr8v.jpg
Kunoichi's are some of the most amazing women in existence.
>>47224797What if I go into the lim bin?
>>47225339You can't! It's too dangerous! You'll be in a life-or-lim situation!
>>47225339A anons gonna come along and take you.
>>47225339you get lim'd and force to move into the lim bin
Have you considered how foxable you are, Anon?
>>47225367I am not a Fox so not foxable at all.
>>47225367I will never be foxed I will not fall for fox trickery I will never touch or sniff mofu
>>47225367Pretty much zero. I would never turn into a fox. If anything I'd turn into a creepy-crawly bug girl.
Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.Instead, remember that a jinko kunoichi could be in your room at this very moment and you'd never know it.
>>47225395>make steak for dinner >go grab something to drink real quick>come back and half you steak is gone with big teeth marks on it>can hear chewing and happy chuffing noises somewhere
>>47225395I would be so happy with that. I would love a big kitty cat to sleep with at night and to pet and comb and cuddle with.
Ded hours.
>>47225601i wish i could cuddle under the blankets with undead their cool bodies are perfect for this heat
Need a pushy, clippy style automaton that constantly appears whenever it's most convenient/inconvenient with a slightly creepy smile on her face. Bonus points for robo miniskirt and vest with tie.
need some wurms
>>47226056
Shogs are afraid of fire so I've got myself an extra powerful flamethrower with a big tank on my back in order to fend a Shog off if one ever tries to get me.
>>47226075>he doesn't know the tank is filled with shogfuel
>>47225601My favorite
>>47226090No... that's impossible.W-well, at least I still have my normal torch. I can fend Shog off with that!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aymVVnL8OcThe goblins are marching to raid!
level 9999 kiki following her level 1 commoner master helping him buy a used car and trying to make sure he doesn't get scammed or tricked into taking dealership loan
>>47226112>wave torch at shog to scare her off>she slowly backs off but still has that smug smile on her face >you get agitated and increase the swinging speed >don't see the second shog behind you poor anon
>>47226125>Not down to goblin townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ
My favorite goblin is that cute green one with the big ears who says "goblin breeding" or something like that and gets a squirt bottle to the face.I would breed that gobbo.
>>47224938>You could meet a cute human girl who shows interest in youLol, lmao even.
>>47224938Why in the fuck would I ask out a 3DPD on a date, are you retarded?
>>47226007Granted, but she comes preinstalled with hip handles, keeps thinking you're too pent up to work efficiently (you're not, until she brings it up) and straddles you without permission after giving you 15 seconds to save your work, and stares at you with bright neon eyes from across the room that you can't dim the brightness of because the button is "broken".
>>47223531Even the toughest Onis in the bar cry when I put "Herr Mannelig" to play on the jukebox