Meiling say:Staying up late is not allowed, okay?
>>47314280YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
>>47314280What is she gonna do, kick me in the head and make me sleep?
I love Meiling!
gatekeeper paizuri
okay mei mei
>>47314280Built for Dragon Cock
>>47314280IRL chinese women are not this attractive sadly.
>>47318111shut the fuck up, what's next, you're gonna tell me real mikos and modern witches aren't hot too?
"Here, i got you some brea-soda, drink it""No, i was going to call it soda, you are hearing things, drink it""What do you mean you're not thirsty? You've been working the garden all morning, you need to stay hydrated, drink it""You can finish that patch later, drink it""Drink it drink it drinkitdrinkitdrinkit DRINK IT!"
>>47319069Why is meiling trying to feed me juggernog... is Seiga about to come by so her and the mistress can play plants vs zombies again?
>>47319069I tell her to drink it first.
>>47318245Worse, Japan isn't real.
>>47319069I trust the Hongi will drink whatever she gives meeven if she wants to bill cosby me, i'll let her because i love her so muchanything for Hong
>>47319069Reach for me jugger girl OOH RAH
>>47314280Aren’t youkai like her more active at night? Wouldn’t it make more sense for her to take issue with someone staying up early? But that doesn’t really make sense, since staying up late means later than usual. What I mean is that she’d probably want you to go to bed at 8am rather than 8pm/20
>>47314280the day i go insane and can't differentiate between what's real and what's fiction i will start listening to Meiling
>>47321659she wants you to have a healthy sleeping schedule
>>47321659Her main job is presumably to keep from from bothering Remilia while she is asleep during daylight hours. When it is night time, Remilia is awake to receive guests so Meiling doesn't need to be at the gate.
These two.
>>47318111我会像打黑奴一样打你。
>>47324681but Meiling alway aslseep
>>47324789
>>47325170HNNNGH!
So what do you guys think "flooring" looks like?
>>47324918Probably since there is not much to do on an average day, which is why she also has time to garden. It's just that no one in the household has the heart to tell Remilia that there aren't people flocking to her door during the day for an audience with her so they let Meiling keep her post as a guard.
>>47324809Ran this through a translator and audibly kekked. Thank you Chinanon.
>>47324809please beat me up, Meiling
>>47324498>you'll never wake up next to her like this
>>47331340who are you quoting?
>>47331373my inner monologue, obviously
>>47331706Your inner monologue is not a source that can be searched and compared. When quoting yourself, you don't need to use the quote function. Hope this helps.
With karate she'll kick your assHere to Tiananmen SquareOh yeah motherfuckerShe's gonna kick your fuckin derriere, yeah yeah
>>47318245i'm a yellowfeverchad so all asian girls look hot to me as long as they aren't exceptionally ugly
>>47333125lmao this dude can't access the Akashic Archives to confirm!
>>47333125>thank you anon, that really did help, i'm sure no one will ever misuse your beloved quote feature on this board ever again.
>>47324498everybody knows meiling is covered in a bunch of badass looking battle scars trust trust i no tell headcanon as truth
>>47335332ofc she doesi wanna touch them and kiss them
>>47335415i want to hug heri know it's not the same type of appreciation the rest of this thread has for her but ive always seen her as a mother figure. not in the "mommy gf" way like i just feel meiling could provide some guidance for me
>>47335332What if she's self conscious about them and tries to keep them hidden?
>>47335520She's always come off as a big sister type, not quite mature enough to be motherly, but still the type someone younger could rely on.
>>47336605then she's just gonna have to learn how totally cool and awesome they are the hard way>>47336611yeah now that i think about it that seems more fitting
>>47335520I see her as a large pillow.
>>47336747I wish I could fuck that large pillow
>>47334521Fucking hylics are a plague on this website.
Sakuya.
>>47314280Aw, man...Well, I’m thirsty. Before you send me off to bed can I at least have a beer? My parents always let me have one before bed.
>>47342684what about her?
"Anon, it is i, Hong Meiling in the flesh, let us share our life together and become lovers""I already have the pastimes for our first 20 dates scheduled"
>>47348983Why is she a robot?
>>47349254What are you talking about?
>>47349503Look at her thigh. There's those huge screws anime robots tend to have, and all her limbs also look to have ball joints. Specifically look at her right leg and hands. It looks like her legs are made of metal, not just armored.I presume she's cosplaying something.
>>47349574You know what? You are being very rude to Meiling right now, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
>>47349726But that's not Meiling, that's a robot that looks like Meiling. And I'm not rude. I kind of like how her legs look, though they don't compare to the real Meiling.
Meiling-sama is so cool!
"Psst, hey""Yes you, come over here""Could you scratch my nose please?""Phew, thanks for that, this armor is really cool and all but the hands aren't very dexterous"
>>47351116Meiling-sama is so cool!
Meiling-sama is so-so...
>>47351655
>>47351116MEILING-SAMA IS SO COOL!!!
Kurenai Misuzu
>>47344465>>47351116Meiling-Sama would be so cool if she let me have a beer like my parents always do.
>>47354735That's an oddly specific fetish.
>>47355754I don't get it, what fetish?
>>47356061That's an ear scraping pick.
>>47349523YUKARI! SEND ME TO GENSOKYO, I HAVE THINGS TO DO!the way this guy draws meiling is pure sex, god
>>47356454It's a shame he downgraded the muscles
Dragons
>>47363061Annoying dragon.
>>47363061Sex with both
>>47363061get titmogged.
>>47363061orange and turtle
>>47380008We can dream of her looking at us like this.
>>47380239Unfortunately for you, she prefers ladies.
>>47380421Dude, I love me some girl on girl action too, but fuck off.
>47380421Your way of speaking you have makes me believe that you are a redditor. Kill yourself.
>>47314280Is it true her real name is Kurenai Paizuri?
>>47354735Meiling is going to sound my urethra!
>>47356454the way this guy drew* meiling was* pure sexhis new ones aren't half as good in my opinion-made her chubbier-downgraded the muscles-removed the scars-hair became more boring-coloring sucks now
>>47381387No need to get angry. It's just something you need to accept.
>>47382500It's a shame.
>>47382500The scars are still there i think, unless those lines on her legs are supposed to be contorts.
>>47383117I wish i could hug Meiling like that
>>47385907I wish I could hug Flan like that.
>>47385922I wish I could hug anon like that.
>>47386216I wish you wouldn't be such a sissy. Or that you would at least hang out on /lbgt/ instead.
>>47380239What if it was like this?
>>47351116Mĕilíng-sama is so cool!
>>47386531kekI can hear it
>>47335415Sexy chinese scars.
Hey anon, i couldn't help but notice that no one gave you anything for Valentines, but don't worry, i made this one for you! I'm sure that you will enjoy it.
>>47394502
>>47394476Meiling is an Ascendant Master of Tai Kwon Leap.
>>47396238Eat it
>>47399167B-But I need some... milk
