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>>47329695>Something's fishy here.Is it the fish casserole?
>>47329695Fuckit, somebody better just post /jp/ Mamonos
Imagine the massagesImagine the tickling
>>>/capybarachan/
I guess I posted right before thread death.>https://archiveofourown.org/works/57434416Story about a man who has to join the Sabbath after portals. I tried to make him like a redneck.
>>47329847>Malvenwidh
>>47329847Nobody read this story, this guy wrote sithshit.
>>47329860The author is Mick if you don't recognize him.
>>47329695Why of all the material we got in the archive and fresh pictures made daily you choose this? did you did it on purpose? legit question, you knew this would happen.
So now Meido appears, not when that guy last thread was comparing monsters to 3DPD and finding weird that we didn't threat monsters more like real women
>>47329868I stopped reading a lot of stories posted here since most of them were either posted in bad faith like when someone kept talking about those bloodborne crossovers or they'd just be shit.
>>47329695Have some tea with your friendly neighborhood hebi
>>47329896I hope those dragons have candy to share.
onichu!
>>47329898Sorry, another snek has already offered me coffee.
>>47329999I want to touch her ears. Why do I find inhuman ears so fascinating?
If someone can make a proper thread that would be great and this one can be properly deleted
>>47330027see>>47329961
>>47330027Go with the flow, anon.
>>47330073Making up for ignoring the thread 99.9% of the time maybe.
Ok I'll make a thread, give me a minute
>Make AI art>Post it on 4mon>Art feries start screechingAlright, I think I found a new hobby
>>47329858Is this fanart of the worst sabbath? Neat.
????
>>47330111Foxes! The writing probably isn't important.
Didn't ass
what would cause a kiki to betray her master and call the cops on him?
>>47330094Its been 14 minutes
>>47330162Marrying a danuki and telling your kiki that this is her new mistress.
>>47330162>"Hello, police? Yeah, my master he... he doesn't let me suck his cock!">"Stay calm mam'. We will send a team of police to deal with this domestic abuser. "
>>47330162>Mastah said "fuck the police" and she decided to help
Bros what's going on?
Guys, I'm afraid my Kiki is retarded.
>>47330182We were wrong, it wasn't portals, it's a dimensional merge.
>>47330182Chinese gacha is apparently /jp/ material and anyone who says otherwise gets shipped to room 101 in the ministry of love.
>>47330188No, that's actually genius. She should be lying down, but she's clearly offering to give you paizuri while she tosses your salad.
>>47330181>Have bicorn wife>Jokingly say "fuck the police" one time>20 minutes later she got a police monster girl in heat for you to fuck
>>47330223>Bicorn enjoys the harem>Kiki enjoys the mess you inevitably make (oh god, the laundry!) HELP!
Thread is pretty ass so far. Let's talk about being manhandled and hugged by a kraken. Let's talk about tentacle's tentapussy and how it compares to tailpussy.
Serve the cat kingdom well and be rewarded with anal with cait sith.
>>47330264They're known for their fondness of futa potions.
>>47330264can i decline?
If we stop replying we can simply let the thread fall to page 10 and create a proper one
>>47330286You know damn well that's not gonna happen
>>47330292Well then simply follow all this futa potians and gacha nonsense that the mod likes until reaching bump limit and then letting the thread die
>>47330286Yeah. And then we get a meido who bans the freaks shitting this place up. And then everyone will clap.
>>47330283No. It was your mistake for performing the heroic act of talking to her.
>>47330193Based. I’ve been waiting for this day. Chink dragon is best dragon. I don’t even get any social credit for saying that. She makes swords, top that Western flying lizards!
>>47330223>it’s Officer dark elf
>>47330351It's the horns I love. So branchy.
I have no idea what the fuck going on anymore
>>47330390The usual shitposters talking about how much they love furry cock, but this time for some reason the janny is shooting all the people telling them to fuck off.
>>47330359Nian is great.>likes B-movies>likes gourmet !Chinese food>likes shopping and is presumably rich>blacksmith and swordsmith>competent with sword fan and flame>fights for humanity on the front linesShe honestly is better than tsundere dragons.
>>47330358What would a dark elf do if I just started crying the moment she did anything to me?
The absolute state
You all deserve to be cursed
>>47330425I'm pretty sure I'm already cursed.
>>47330414>Officer Delf: Hello, I have a few ques—>Anon starts ugly crying and goes fetalNo wonder they think we should be coddled and then ‘toughened up’ with whips and chains.
>>47330425I already am
>>47330418Don't worry. We get some dynamic gape posting later as well.
I think there should be new regions in the MGE world based on other famous historical civilizations. We should get a south-asian/indian-inspired region and an aztec-inspired region.Imagine all the unique mamono species we could get out of places like that.
>>47330430>MG police officers speak to your wife like like she's your mom>Say you can speak for yourself>Delf officer start baby speaking to you>Remember that 20 years old is considered like 2 years old in elf terms
Elves can be alluring too.
gyaru fairy onahole but i actually care for her feelings and enjoy her non-sexual company too, we play vidya together (thank god the gremlins make fairy-size controllers compatible with bluetooth) and she cuddles my face when we sleep
>>47330467>trying to get it on with toddlersWhy are elves like this?
>>47330476That body type is unpleasant to me.
>>47330477All elves above the age of 200 are massive shotacons, it's just in their genes.
your wurm food loser
>>47330486Can I be dragon food instead?
>>47330486You mean I lost my Wurm food? I don't know how I did that, but I can pick up more at the store.
>>47330473
>>47330476Move over boobhat, hello boob sleepmask.
>>47330476Stacked and in a good way.
>>47330541Robot unicorn or something, right?
>>47330581Record of Lodoss War.
>>47330604I don't think horses are doing it for anyone, anon.
>>47330604>>47330609GIVE HER A BLOODY LANCENOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH
>>47330604Cute
>>47330609Maybe not the day horse.
>>47329695Only 86 posts 3 hours in, damn monsterbros we fell off
>>47330648The kind of horse mofukuza should put in your bed.>>47330654See the archive to check how many posts got deleted.
>>47330663She's the only horse I could ever see getting with.>Giant scythe>Casts spells>Nervous and shy IRL"Do you want to go out tonight, dear?">"No.""Neither do I!"Bliss
>>47330719Oh no she's thawing
>>47329847Ya got a typo, a dangling reduc.
>sweep
>>47330648Whoa ohhhh. Enemy of the day horse. Whoa ohhh.
What about slime alps?
There could be a hebi stalking you RIGHT NOW and you wouldn't even notice herShe could even be right behind you stealing your shirts while your reading thisWhat a scary monster
>>47330789Miss Hebi, please rescue me from my loneliness!
Hag dragon that begs you to mere her since she doesn't wanna become a zombie dragon
>>47330777nightmare that has to moonlight as dayhorse, master of karate and friendship because your dreams are so unhinged
>>47330789I prefer fluffier girls.
>>47330799What if I were just looking to get to know her better rather than mere her? I'm not really the "mere the lizard" type. Does she have any hobbies? Does she like coffee? I just learned how to make Irish soda bread. I could maybe pair that with a stew?
>>47330846balrogs biggest advantages over pyrow are the fluffy ears and bigger wings
>>47330476She is thick, she needs to lay off the mini marshmallows. Gonna have to build her a mini gym using some fishing weights.
>>47330810>dayhorse knows about my conspiracy thread-mapAhhhhhh! It’s ogre bros! No…wait…I can still salvage this. We’ll see who gets the last laugh when I take her to court. Those migration routes are MINE! She should’ve thought twice before fucking with a Master of Bird Law!
>>47330868And the horns? Look at those big ol' horns!
>>47330886being a spotter for fairies
>>47330898They're not as good handlebars though.
>>47330476>Miss Leanan's cousin is visiting!>She's very excited.>Big day comes.>Her cousin is... bigger... than Miss Leanan remembers.>A lot bigger.>And sluttier.>She's already suggesting that Miss Leanan isn't being overt enough with her affection for Anon.>Miss Leanan's long week is just beginning.
>>47330899If she doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy. But thankfully she's a monster and you are both to her.
I wonder what type of mg would like a chubby guy most
>>47330986The Sabbath is always on the hunt for onichans to turn into Fat Bastards.
>>47330987Ew no
>>47330846What happenes if you kiss a dragons tail anyway?
>>47330986Lolis love fat, hairy, ugly, and bald men. As for just fat, sandworms would like you because you've got more meat to eat in a literal sense. Same goes for lamias and also because they'll enjoy having more of you to coil around to keep warm.
the birds have breached containmentall is lost
>>47330990Ew YES
Tackled by tentacles.
>>47331009Damn that's crazyAnyways I'll take ten please
>>47331009can i get my bird in jub flavored?
I have used ancient magic I found in Zipangu at a discount market to seal the evil Shoggoth that was after me into a small glass jar. As soon as the magic containment wave threw all of her mass into the jar I put a bunch of seals on it. I can see her tiny face looking at me from the blackness inside the jar and she looks a bit miffed. Supposedly, this will hold her in for good. Phew, I'm finally safe from Shog...
>>47331009>>47331096I wish to be buried in feathers and bird breasts.
>>47331009I want a Bird-of-Paradise harpy
>>47331166I heard she has a very lovely and captivating mating dance.
>>47331117>he doesn't notice the second shog behind himatleast she is good shog and not evil shog
>>47331175need queen shog
>>47331178sorry anon, queen shog is sold out atmwe have princess shogs though
>>47331171Would happily get entranced and wing burrito'd by bright birb
>>47330799>tfw this was a s layinng quest
>>47331223colorful and adorably cute small harpy girl cooing in your ear
Can I just skip the "practice couple" routine of pyrow and just date her normally?
>>47331223This but with a Chickadee. Her little wings struggling to properly burrito you.
i wanna ask a flying wurm out but she keeps flying away
Tittymora
>>47331270yejust look up her skirt to start
>>47329695Gachaslop
Miss 'Pophis has pretty eyes
>>47331376I have always held that Apophi are the species of Lamia with the biggest busts and that is truth. Apophis is much bigger than Hebi, Hebi is pathetic in comparison.
Snake titties
>>47331378Gee, Anon, I don't think trying that hard to get a Yan Snek dialed up to MAX YAN is the smartest plan, but you do you.
>>47331397I will get a big titty Apophis gf to protect me from that pitiful fire snake. My Apophis gf would just inject the Hebi with venom and turn her into a Kurohebi that's nice and submissive.
i wanna milk a dragon
>>47331412Well, she is a LITTLE overdue.
>>47331422Tastes like rotten milk
>>47331422but thats dragon kefiralso is that why dragons are so tsun and angry at timesthey need to be milked?
>>47331430It's one of them! Dragons are a contentious people.
>>47331430>ornery monstergirls are that way simply because they're backed up and need to be milkedat last I truly see
>>47331434They are cute tho, especially when they blush
>>47331452It's either that or they need some serious loving
>>47331270Fresh! You’ll penetrate her vaginally while unprotected and in a ostensibly no-strings relationship and like it, mister!
>>47331458A little bit of both.
i want to bully vampires
Which Monsters would enjoy being full nelson'd the most?
>>47331476So mating press? Also heard that if put one in mating press u can use their breath attacks if u go to the dragon communion church
>>47331481Probably the members of the Sabbath, they have the perfect proportions and size for that
>>47331458It's both obviously.>>47331460>"just one more practice kid!" she said after her 10th
>>47331458>>47331476>>47331486>>47331490Mating press while draining her tits?
>>47331490An aunt and her niece, not bad
>>47331492Perpetual mating machine
>>47331526Is such a thing possible? Can it even be done to a dragon?Does the pride have to get fucked out of her first?
>tfw no clumsy kiki to punish with plapswhy are we here? just to suffer alone?
>>47331594I think we got the wrong kikis--mine is even clumsier and more subby than I am. I need strong mommy dom kiki who won't compete with me on breaking glassware and accidental self-injury making dinner.
>"Hey loser, yes you, wanna join my gang~?"
>>47331617That's babushka. Your kiki will get there, but it'll take a few decades and several kids. They age like wine.>>47331630N-no, I just want to buy a gas station bento...
>>47331630I don't hang out with dorks
>>47331630I would just steal a pyrow
>>47331630Pffft, you all look like a bunch of dorks and losers hahaha!
>>47331656>"Takes one to know one!"
>>47331594>"clumsy" kiki always making "messes">like "accidentally" gently tipping over empty tea cups or glasses, then exaggeratedly laying herself over the table to fix it, leaving her exposed>or "dropping" silverware and bending at the waist to pick it up, flipping up her skirt with her tail
>>47331630The most dangerous encounter, a Balrog and her Pyrow groupies. There is no victory, joining them makes them more popular after you knock one up, denying them makes them want you more.
What about ghost flame pyrows and balrog gang from the undead district
>>47331751Not the evil Automaton! Anything but that!
>>47331751>>47331796She doesn't look evil. She looks lonely.
>>47331805But her eyes are red and she's got a big cape. Of course she's evil, only evil people wear things like that.
>>47331630I'm not into harems
>>47331810She's just an albino automaton with a dhampir friend. I think she's a nice lady.
>>47331819So, would you call them... haram?
Lonely Evil Women are in Your Area, tap your screen to meet them now>Accept all cookies, Yes.>Your location information has been forwarded>Please wait 20 minutes and she will arrive shortly.
>>47331876I love evil women I love even little evil women
>>47331700>clumsy Kiki>drummed out of the Maido Academy>whole class watching as she is physically thrown out into the street>iron gates slam shut and locked>dumbAnon comes down the street>'Excuse me, Miss, is this the Academy where I can hire a Maido?">Kiki looks up>flash idea>unzips Anon's D>'I break things vhen I kleanz'>starts jacking Anon>'My cookink iz zometimez burned'>feathered wrist cupping Anon's ballz>'Buts Mashtah can coom on my titz now or on my face...'>by the time the Academy staff get the lock open and the chain unwrapped from the gate, Kiki already has her blouse torn open>Anon is thrusting paizuri with the tip in her lips on each stroke.>MGCPD called to a riot at the Maido Academy as hundreds of furious Kikis attack their staff for locking the gates
>>47331909Little evils can grow to great evils if nurtured correctly.
>>47331876I've already handed over my data including card and bank info to Miss Wight and I received an invitation to visit her private island. She is even going to pay all my expenses!
>"Foolish gaijin. You will never defeat me and escape my shrine. I am an ancient Yokai who was lived for over a thousand years and will live for a thousand more! I have powers beyond your imagination! You will be kept here forever to be my food. Your mana will serve to increase my powers every day. You will never see your home again! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>>47331918I will water little evilI will nurture little evilI will hope little evil becomes the big evil
>>47331922>cut to this fox being a cute housewife
>>47331932Many such cases
>Meanwhile on 4mon…
>>47331973Which is bigger on this fox; the tails or milkers?
>>47331984Her milkers are just as big as her tail!
>>47331630>Anon suddenly feels himself fill with a drive and ambition he’s never imagined >”No, fuck that. I don’t have time for crime or gangs. I’m going to be productive member of society.”>That anon walked off and did as he said.>He developed a cure for turboaidsrabies and was lauded by many throughout his life.>He never met that Balrog or her gang again and died peacefully in his sleep, still a virgin.
>>47331630their influence is spreading
attention
>>47332036I'm more interested in the empty bottle then gremlin titty
>>47331956>"tread celebration laughing at Wonderland for missing the Eurogape cup">"man, I can't believe that those damned Hellhounds won the Amerigape again! It's not fair!"
Drinking hot chocolate with Miss Ocelomeh! (no it's not poisonous)
>>47331956>”Men are such teases. It’s too much sometimes. I train long and hard to find a guy who can defeat me in battle, but when I find him he acts like he’s not interested. He actually looked shocked when I pulled aside my loincloth and told him to stick it in. Said that I had a concussion and ditched me at a nunnery. As if a head injury has any relevance, it’s not like asked him to skullfuck me. This is bullshit and these nuns keep rolling their eyes at me.”
>>47331956>"So my little brother is already 10 years old and he stopped taking baths with me, which is weird since his first erections are my property and I discovered that my aunt (that old witch) is already pregnant with his baby! should I step in and claim what it belongs to me or I already lost? I'm open to suggestions"
>>47331956>>No frogman in my mushroom bed>"Why even live?"
>>47331956“Sure, men claim they enjoy being free. But as soon as you break out the sex magic, aphrodisiacs, chains, and peanut butter it’s obvious what they really like. If freedom is so good then why aren’t any of those free men walking around screaming and ejaculating for hours on end?”
>>47329881I mean, all stories posted here were shit, we just ran out of namefags to shill for.
>>47332130>"Big words for someone who can get mind broken into a masochist if a man eat a single bit of raging mushroom"
worm
>>47332195Disgust me. I hope that my werecat will hunt them out of my garden.
>>47332219It's not the worms you see that you have to worry about.
>>47330799Sorry, I want a proud dragon not a mere lizard.
>>47331956Do you think that they would post pictures of their children on 4mon?
>>47332258Of courseThey would totally show off how many kids they get
>>47332254Unfortunately, not in MGE land. Eventually you'll overpower them from having so much sex and their womanly instincts will kick in.Only way to prevent that from happening is to pretend to be weak.
I fear the day my decommissioned automaton siege robot figures out why I'm so hands on and insistent on draining her "coolant tanks". At least these older models don't have hacking modules to let them interface with my computer. It's not like she'll suddenly gain a lecherous gremlin in her friend circles DnD nights, right?
>>47332278Malefs exist bruh
>>47332288Well the alternative is to get their evil cousins, yes. The post mentioned hag dragons.
>>47332288Malef get mere'd too but they act smug because they know that it's lose lose scenario
>Looking out my window>Swear I see two glowing red eyes looking up at meTONIGHTS THE NIGHT, BROSLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>47332320It's just Ms. WhitehornGetting into one of her moods again
I'm going to molest Miss Gargoyle while she can't move. What's the worst that could happen?
>>47332338she will set traps and capture youjust like the gargoyle planned
ded
>>47332163>anon dominates and rapes a monster>he thinks this means HE wonThis is why Dark Elves think humans a cute.
>>47332349>Touch stone boobies>Ara ara, aren't you a brave boy?>Nani!?>Get turned to stone>Barriers get put up and now I'm isolated with her
>>47332163>He trusts the words of a masochistic, virginal, ex human scholarAlso you forgot the dosage and quality, did you seriously think a microscopic amount of the cheapest mushroom in town would do anything?
What happens when both the "invincible monsters" and the "edgy army OC" BOTH lose plot armour?
>>47332263>Turns into an all out flame war in seeing which monster has the most kids>Hellwans posting with a respectable 4-6>Mrs Hebi not to be outdone posts a picture of herself coiled around 11 eggs >Cheshire posts a pic of 3 and 10 suspicious looking clones that have been shrunk down hastily and is quickly called out.
>>47331973>>47331789>>47331700>>47331664I really need to rub one out
>>47332427>CheshireDon't make me post THAT pic
>>47332435Please do, I do not know what pic you are referring to.
>>47332427i want to see the hebi pics
>>47332437https://files.catbox.moe/2v2msc.jpghyperpregshire
>>47332422It means their moms called them home for dinner.
>>47332451Oh, a bit wierd for me tbqh, not a fan of /d/ proportions.
>>47332409>>47332382Do you think that I will micro dose shrooms? No I will extract the most potent rape molecules and turn them into a potent gas that I can inhale for a few days. I will ever die of a heart attack or catch my fated one and meteor-rape her ass
>>47332434Why not rub one in?
>>47332511>mercilessly ass-pounds a monster>thinks this is a deterrent I don’t think anyone can accuse you of using small dosages of drugs, anon.
>>47332511>Well, that's the fifth time you've killed yourself. I don't know why you won't just use the recipe I gave you.
>>47332439what are these creatures scheming?
>>47332620I ain't taking recipes from no lady with a skellington hand bra.
>>47332636
>>47332620By overdosing on shrooms I'm going to make contact with a chesh and get the instructions to build the portal
>>47332620>anon walks outside the lich’s cottage to see a crowd of intimidating femdom monsters>a manticore steps forward >she flinches and hunches when anon looks at her>”y-you haven’t seen the last of us, m-m-meat” she begins >she squeals and hides behind a buff yet heavily sweating amazon when anon steps forward>”every time you beat us we will come back stronger” says the hiding manticore>her voice gets stronger as she hides behind the amazon ”no amount of mushrooms can keep our tight hungry throbbing and increasing sensitive asses down. we will defeat you yet!” >anon pulls out a gigantic syringe >a small icon of angry mushroom decorates the outside of the syringe>”I have been working on a new formulation. perhaps your correct. there is only one way to tell” says anon injecting himself with a smile>anon has a moment of surprise when he notices more than half of them strip off their underwear turn around and bend over>then the rage kicks in>anon wakes up in the lich’s cottage again>she informs him he won again in a bored monotone>”most of them are sleeping it off outside” says the lich>anon tries to take her advice about sneaking away>the few still awake monsters avoid his eyes>”y-you too” mumbles the manticore as anon walks pastShould we tell him, bros?
>>47332618In case of maids, buttsex is proven to be quite effective.At least, that's what I've heard. Stands to reason, you know? Everybody knows that. I'm pretty sure I've heard someone say that...
Having a Monster jump out of nowhere from behind a tree to scare you and tell you all about how she's going to devour you and then having her begging for mercy and saying she didn't mean it when she said she'd eat you alive as you mercilessly mating press her while pinning her down to ensure pregnancy before you pick her up and take her home with you.
Having a Monster jump out of nowhere from behind a tree to scare you and tell you all about how she's going to devour you and then begging for mercy and saying you didn't mean to challenge her when you said she can eat shit as you get mercilessly amazon pressed by her while she's pinning you down to ensure pregnancy before she picks you up and take you to her home.
>>47332786Doing this to a dominant type monster like a Hellhound>>47332804But having this happen to you with a submissive monster like a Kikimora
>>47332739I don't get the ending, why did she said "you too"? I have a smooth brain
>>47332055The Gremlin is full though.
Why do I always have to specify when ordering drinks that whisky on the rocks is for Bapho wife and soda is for me?
>When your mansion is so big that 1 kiki alone cannot clean it allTime to hire more kikis. Probably gonna need at least 2-3 more.
>>47331956>"Man, what's up with all the geezer threads? Where's the love for shotas?"
>>47333229Shota threads filter out human woman tourists.
Cows kill way more people than sharks. Cows rape way more people than sharks.
>>47333229What's wrong with geizahs?
Gonna post in the dragon general threads that they will all end up as zombie dragons
>>47333151>Time to hire more kikisIt's a DIY challenge, ask your kiki about it
>>47333486What'd the zombie dragons there say?
>>47333608I doubt they have enough braincells left to post anything more than "want husband"
Miss Kiki cured my erectile dysfunction!
>>47333644dragon cured my erectreptile dysfunction
Miss Hellhound gave me premature ejaculation...
Monsters that can save a dying village because none of the men can get their cock up?
>>47333721Since the entire village seems to have a problem with their chicken, I think someone knowledgeable like Haku-sensei would be able to help.
>>47333692>prematureShe's just increasing the loads per minute rate
>>47333229>the jannies try to remove them but they just keep popping up>theres also a thread abot how to make bootleg shotafiy potions
>>47333751High rate of fire but small ammo is weak, I want to be like an anti aircraft artillery piece on my kiki, big loads, fast rate
>>47333740Chicken, you say?
>>47333797I like the small one.
hakus are prefect for wanting an older wife who scolds u for doing stupid shit
>>47333934>hakus are prefectYes.
>>47333964i wish i had a hag haku right nowman it would be so nice
>>47333776>bootleg shotafiy potions>Made using rage shroomsHmmm, who could be behind this post I wonder.
>>47331956What would harems threads be like?Bicorn posting about how to make a harem for their husbands? Monster girls just introduced into a harem trying to cope with it? Random posts about how she's totally fine having to wait until all the other 6 finishes before she gets to lick his cock clean?
>>47331956>LFG to raid the neighboring village for cute boys, dm 0C310M3H for invite
>The volcano campaign is on hold
Those aren't her eyes
Unpopular Opinion:Bicorns aren't actually cucks. They're bisexual, leaning towards lesbianism. They want their husband to have other wives, so they can have fun themselves. The husband only serves a mana source and a magnet for other desperate monsters.
>>47334194popular Opinion:you should kill yourself.
why are you like thisdo you even have a life?
>>47334150I just don't like getting looked down on.
>>47334194I like that idea.
>When you get to spend your day kissing and licking your dormouse that smells and tastes like brown sugar
>be new mamono girl>just got into a harem with a bicorn>she comes to you one day>"You ready for your share of the mana?">"Don't worry, I got it ready for you right here.">turns around, showing off her creampied horsepussy>"Dig in, sisterwife."
>>47333816She's unironically cuter. The big one is too big.
Where's she going to get 1.21 gigawatts though? You'd have to brush a lot of zapweasel tails or Thunderbirds (they exist, remember Thunderbirds?) to make that happen
>breaking into a jabberwock's lair and saving all the dormice from being vored >successfully escorting all the mice to my house>the jabberwock was too full and tired from her recent meal to stop me>i could not save the dormouse that was in her stomach
>tfw the randomizer tossed ur ass into a endgame area with nothing but a loin cloth and a wooden club>and its the classic posion swamp with posion monsters all over the place
>>47334738now it's giant slugs time to shine
>>47334668>ghost mouse appears after you rescue all her friends>happy end for everyone
>Clydesdale Centaur>Stands at over 8' tall>Massive frame>Over 1800 lbs>1 kick can kill you>Can run at a steady 24 mph>Can and will trample everything in her way>Surprisingly an avid meat-eater
>>47334830>Weak to brushing and hoof cleaning
>>47334787>47334787>shroom women coming out the lake to shoot u with posion spellls
You WILL fuck your cute little sister and marry her.
>>47334930who could have foreseen the consequences of having a hebi sister?
>>47334930I don't have a little sister nor do I want one. Besides, I'm gonna too preoccupied with snek to deal with any other females.
>>47334032Autismwans post in-depth diagrams of new gangbang positions they developed to maximize harem member satisfaction without sacrificing husbando satisfaction.
>>47334930Well, I have always had a thing for nuns...>And that was how one dense man accidentally defied fate and horribly disappointed his imouto in one fell swoop.
>>47334930nah, im fucking my angel wine aunt instead
i wanna seduce an angel into sinningand laying with a mortal man
>>47335092even easier than tricking a succ into sex
>>47335111but where in gods name am i supposed to find them?i dont suppose they are just hanging out in churchs and stuff
>>47335136the tavern
>>47335157why would they be there, aint liqour drinking bad?
>portals open>monsters find this thread>appalled you called some girls sith shit because monsters view each other equally>make you marry a sith so you can experience the wonders of spooning a girl so soft
>>47335214>Forces you with a girl you hateYeah, no.
>>47335229You're right. Maybe just forced cuddling and then you want to marry her on your own.
there's nothing stopping you from just groping a monster's paw on the subway and then saying it was an accident
>>47335111>Get a guardian angel>She dresses like thatI wanna make her a anal slut by telling her it's not a sin if it's the ass and ask her to "cleanse" my lust
Can you handle 72 tails at once?
Gachasloppers really need their own board at this point.
>>47335185Friar Tuck told me God gave us growing plants that can be used as ingredients in alcohol as a gift and we shouldn't spurn God's gift
>>47335337no need to pretend it's more than 1 guy
>>47335337/vg/ and /vmg/ exist
>>47335337Careful Janny might take offense again if your try to have basic standards
heavy
>>47335357I've been know to post a gacha fox or two myself.
Need a tall, tired manticore office lady to lay her heavy tail on top of my lap on the subway because she can't be bothered to have it rest anywhere else, trapping me between it and her lightly napping form
>>47335439Don't mind if I rape her tail pussy with my first
>>47335499your first time? how romantic
snanalsnutt cheekssnuttholesnass crack
>>47335519Personally, I'd prefer my first shot for a girl to be in her pussy, not her tail, but Miss Manticore insists
>>47335527It's traditional. Please don't be culturally insensitive.
>>47335519I meant my fist, work as my first first too
You can fuck the jellyfish too, if you're into that.
>>47332739nice
I want to be the personal body pillow for a lamia to coil around and cuddle with all the time
>>47332320Tonight wasn't the night, bros...
>>47335829Tonight you
>>47335829Indeed
It is gonna be alwight.
imagine chesh's reaction to you showing her 5318008 on you're calculator up side down
>>47335873She's not a girl any more, she's a woman because she just raped me.See, I think that's what Hell is like, you know. Constantly raped by dogs
>>47336014truly the cum dripping out of her is a nice contrast against her skin
>escape from pixie's rape dungeon>but you're still shrunk>encounter a cat while lost in the woods>not a cat girl, just a regular cat>moments away from being eaten when pixie zaps you back to full size>pixie starts crying because you ran away and almost died
>>47335926>somewhere out in the world there are monsters with overused assholes who can't find love anymoreDon't do anal, kids. It's not what the chief goddess intended.
>>47336014Come on anon she hasn't been here more than a day. How could she possibly learn the English language
Witches and birds.
>>47336118I still hate that witches are considered monster girls. It's just a woman with a hat on.Bird is nice tho.
>>47335390We don't call them jannies here, tourist
Touch grass
>>47336300Roll in ze grass!
>>47336118I've always had a soft spot for harpies. I really like winged girls.
>>47336266All the ones who asked for his help calling him Meido got banned at the start of the thread
>go down on harpy gf>tastes like chicken
>>47336376>she orgasms super hard>lays an egg
>casually molesting holst ears
>>47336393I'd do it so often if I had a holst wife. Ah, just imagine her in your lap, one hand casually groping titty, the other playing with her hair and springy ear. Bliss...
>>47336393The fate of every single beast girl with non-human ears.
>>47336078See? All she knows is "ball" and "good"... and "rape."
>>47336403>every single beast girlAre you saying you wouldn't molest knife ears too? How could you, you'll make them sad!
>>47336458Caracal ears are superiot.https://files.catbox.moe/9vpwgy.gif
>>47336458You can't trust pointy ears
>>47336485This one looks trustworthy to me.
>>47336458>Are you saying you wouldn't molest knife ears too? I sure would, as long as they aren't attached to an elf. Well, most elves.
>>47336403Fluffy ears are made to be molested and nibbles for hours
>>47336502which monster girl is this? i bet she's the best and you should marry her
>>47336498Flipping elf skirtsLifting elf dresses to see whats underneath
>>47336521>to see whats underneathNothing. It's always nothing. Elves are exhibitionists, you're lucky there's even a skirt to flip.
>>47336553It's also fun to see if they're shaved, tastefully landscaped or full bush too, though.
>>47336553>>47336560You never know if they have lingerie that accentuates their elf bits either. Or maybe jewel encrusted plugs or piercings.
I like elves with big saggy ears
>>47336553If I were a cop, I'd write them tickets until they wore proper clothing
My hakutaku has been doing this ever since she got the latest copy of the Etymologicon... How do I fix her?
>>47336574>jewel dangling from golden chain beneath elf's skirt>tug on it>collapses to her knees
>>47336560>tastefully landscapedComplete with a ha-ha.
>>47336512You're actually right, If she were real I would marry her, yan or not
>elf lifts her skirt>a shaved arrow pointing to her pussy
>>47336553>flip elf skirt>there’s a literal void beneath Ahhhhhh halp me stuntmaiden you were right about the elves aaaaahhhh
>>47336588Gif too cute, can't focus on the question
>>47336521Don't flip the skirt, flip the elf instead
>>47336579Your tickets would be thrown out, you'd lose your job, and be left with no choice but to rely on a patient elf mommy for support after your silly little tantrum. Please consider the consequences for your actions, though you're sure to with a few centuries under your belt anyway.
>Try to flip a succubus skirt>She doesn't have one since she's too lewdly dressed>Go home and cry
>>47336700please... this creature does my taxes... they are coming for me soon
>>47336701Suplex the elf into mating press position.
>>47336705pull her lacy panties aside instead or give her a vulva wedgie
>>47336710Just commit tax fraud. What are they gonna do? Escalate the issue without good reason and force you to die in a shootout just so they can prove that they are an effective part of the government due to their repeated fuckups?
>>47336705>try to flip succubus skirt>she flips her own skirt when you get too close>her friends come out of the woodwork and hold you down>it was all a ruse to rape anonWorks every time.
>>47336705Put the skirt on the succ, then flip it. Then flip the succ.
>>47336553
>>47336733imagine
>>47336727I think that's just called indecent exposure.
>>47336744You might not want to imagine too much. Immortality is a lot of time to build up bad habits.
>>47336748Putting on a skirt on a demon would be an indecent lack of exposure.
>>47336701>help, i've fallen and can't get upsome ancient elf, probably
>>47336756A couple thousand years sounds like a lot of time to figure out the absolute best, most optimal breeding techniques.
>>47336720y-yes?
>>47336773Good. Now give her a headpat and a sudoku puzzle and she should be alright within 1-2 hours.
do not feed hellwan chocolate
fox inspector on official business
>>47336767>1000 years of studying advanced sexual theory>0 years of experience
>>47336793honk honk
>>47336809You're talking trash but I would fear for my pelvis were I on the receiving end of that. So much clumsy theory to apply. So much pent up sexual frustration...
>>47336767>>47336809It's gotten to the point of two elves holding the breeder's legs as far apart as they can while another spreads her open. They're desperate for babbus
>Kind, gentle holstaur taking on a big sister role and guiding you through your first time with her playing bovineball
>>47336784she does the same thing when I give her sudoku's though!!
>>47336793>fox inspectorI've heard this job is in high demand. What are the requirements for this position and who do I contact to inquire for a position?
>>47336833Your Hakutaku is understimulated, either give her more attention, harder puzzels or take her to a museum!
>>47336836>I've heard this job is in high demand.There's always too many foxes, it'll always be in high demand.
>>47336830i'll never surrender to elf (probably)
foxes should not have large or small breasts. they are mediocre monsters with mediocre proportions. dragons should be the only monsters allowed to have large breasts.
>>47336865I will ensure the job security of future generations using my wife's womb. No need to thank me.
>>47336898Foxes have been selectively breeding in order to directly compete with holsts.
>>47336898Yes, dragons are basically just flying cows, no other differences.
Big kitty with big titty
>>47336898she can't hear you over the sound of her tits
>>47336914the sounds of sloshing milk is VERY LOUD
>>47336908they are more like flying pigs
>>47336929how dare
What do you call a dragon masturbating? draGOON
>>47336947>What do you call a dragon masturbating?A day that ends in Y.
>Isekaied into the MGE world>End up in the wilderness>Wander a bit through the day>Eventually find a dirt road>Follow it>Evening quickly approaches>See a farm in the distance >A couple of holsts see you and offer you a place to stay the night>Looking out the window in your room at night>Staring at the stars and big, bright moon>Wondering if the family and friends you left behind are okay, if they're worrying about you, etc., etc. >Start to doze off to sleep>Hear a creek as your door opens slightly >Too tired to care or think anything of it>BAM!>Feel a heavy weight on top of you>Look up>See pic related>Not even 6 hours in the MGE world and getting raped>Have an "Ahh..." moment when you remember it's a full moon tonight
Get on the altar, Anon.
>>47336978is the altar a euphemism for her hips
>>>/vg/mggg
>>47336947I don't get it
>>47336849Great idea, now I have to sit through lectures on classical abuntment architecture again
>>47337032The fuck, is that one self-centered attention whore still throwing his money down the toilet commissioning mountains of painfully mediocre art?
>>47337050modern slang lesson: noun. "gooner" someone who masturbates too much; verb. "gooning" the act of masturbating too much.olden slang lesson: noun. "dragoon" a member of any of several cavalry regiments in the British army. named so possibly for their "dragon" rifles that had a maw of a draconic beastie decorating the muzzle (firearm safety drills weren't a thing back then so they had to improvise)
>>47337068people throw much more cash to much worse deeds, nothing new or surprising about this
>>47337088That's why it makes no sense, what do mounted riflemen have to do with masturbation? also why are social media slangs used on /jp/?
>>47337068There are like three well known chain commisioners in mge who are way worse than this guy ever was.
>>47337057I took mine to a history museum and now she won't stop lecturing about the glory of Rome.
>>47337042Ah yes the thread thats somehow less autistic than this one
>>47337094>what do they have to do withits called a pun. plus, technically if you give a dragon a rifle they can be called dragoons because cavalry rifle<social media slands on /jp/it's not too weird for normal people anymore so the ones that havent lurked for four years think their posts are worth posting
whats up dog?
The biggest alpha move you can make is feeding yourself to a sandworm.
>>47337042A lot more variety in images there.
>>47337119Do a little foreplay with your sandworm wife, by flooring it through the desert in a dune buggy while she chases you.
>>47337117Do you even love your wan if you won't let her scent mark you?
>>47337148she has a funny way of doing it
Oi, you there, newbie, get over to Miss Malef and get her order. She looks grumpy so you better move your ass.
>>47337156I'm paid to scrub dishes, not dragons
How would war between cats and dragons go.
Gentlemen, I do not wish to alarm you, but there is a serial grapist on the loose.
>>47336588>How do I fix her?Why would you want to fix something that's perfect?
>>47337179Thankfully I already installed the anti-grape lock on my door just the other week!
>>47337199she's been doing it for hours... I am starting to get worried.
gentlemen, i do not wish to alarm you but there is a cereal wurm on the loose
>it’s another week of “anon thinks he’ll get kraken’d by taking a boat rental that can barely make it 100 miles out to sea”Please stop making the sea bishops’ jobs harder, they’re looking for people in actual danger.
>>47337226Cereal Wurm needs milk, so those that are lack toast in taller ants are safe.
>>47337248I learned my lesson. This time I built a submarine out of an old industrial boiler and welded myself inside.
Real dead hours.
Still doing elves. >elves with bows>elves with magic>elves with swords>techno elves>elves with gunsElves do get around.
>>47337179YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! WITH MY DYE GUN I'LL DROWN THE CITY IN PURPLE! CLEAN THAT UP, BIRDWOMAN!
This thread is close to dedI wonder if the next one will be better seeing how this one was a shitshow a day ago
>>47337248Ok, I'll just stow myself away on a bigass cruise ship that's somehow got 3/4ths of its height above water, despite the three basketball courts, four movie theatres, seven casinos and ten swimming pools and god knows what else
>>47337399>all the usual pests leaveThis doesn't seem so bad.
>>47337399>close to ded>page 8
>>47337425What a scandalously dressed dark elf.
>>47331480
Look at him go.
>>47337586Miss Trash Panda would be so proud of him!
>no trash panda to sniff the breath ofIt hurts inside.
>>47337109Hearing about Roman glory holes for hours on end must be thrilling!Not really.
>>47337609Monster glory holes and the many types of tongue on the other side. What variety we could have.
>>47337618
>when your danuki wife gets turned on when you call her racial slurs like "trash panda"
>>47337618It beats the sponge-onna-stick and the ‘classical’ use of rocks, I’m sure. That’s before we get to the monster equivalent of the vomitorium or arena, will the wonders ever cease? Yes, because men will no longer have a vote!
>>47337628How’s he supposed to fit that on his cock? What a skinflint. You can do better, anon. Hold out for an engagement cockring that actually fits, it’s what you deserve!
>>47329695Love...
Would a heretical Ocelomeh who prefers maledom (in secret or public) lose their powers like DnD Clerics?
>>47336422I taught my hellwan the word "rape" and she won't stop saying it while she's doing it
Sexy Insects and How to Summon Them>Why can't this book exist? WHY
>>47337752It'd be shameful for her to do it in public. She'd probably be shunned and her husband would receive many blessings in an attempt to make his dominant nature pass on to their child. In private it wouldn't matter. Being a switch is allowed so long as she's the dom in public.
>>47337822Mad disrespect to ctulhu chan here.Is she not good enough!?
>Evil dragon wants to do evil things>most of what she thinks is evil is just minor annoyances
>>47337831OK, she IS adorable, but she's not sexy. And I'm more of a chitin man.
>>47337835>She ate the last Long John Donut.>She double dips her chips in the salsa>She leaves her dirty clothes on the floor>She eats in bedShe is truly an evil monster, she knows no equal
>>47337854Reminder the F16 is a best selling fighter jet. Almost everyone's military air force has the F16. And you can bet the Demon Realms Air force, Lescatie Air Guards, Court Alf's Carrier Naval Squadrons, Dragonia Air Battalions, and The Order's Aerospace Force. All have F16s in their air forces.
>>47337826I have a bad feeling about that. If she ends up getting addicted to it in private she might start losing faith for real. I don't want to brick her (Have you seen Clerics who've lost their powers? They're useless as fuck). How can I correct her?
>>47337854First the foxes are boats and now the birds are fighters? The madness never ends.
>>47337873>tfw no fightergf
>>47337859Did she also tamper with Dr. Magnusson's microwave casserole?
>>47337835>>47337859The only way to stop her is to dress up like a cartoon hero and declare that you will defeat her using the power of love.>She ate the last Long John Donut.As she reaches for it, grab her hand and tenderly hold it>She double dips her chips in the salsaControl her dipping by sitting next to her and being the one to feed her the chips>She leaves her dirty clothes on the floorLet her wear your oversized t-shirts. She'll never want to even take it off>She eats in bedCuddle her so she can't eat
>>47337869:D
KOTS
>>47337932I want a pretty french kitty
>>47337935IMAGINE
The finest warriors of Valhalla. . .
>>47337977SMACKSMACK
Let's all pretend to be mamono and ERP with each other.
>>47338046I'll passAlp
I'm planning to dump so much cum into a succubus that she can go toe to toe with a lilim.
>>47338086why?
>>47338086this but fox and all nine of her tails will be soaked and matted
>>47338105Because one he supplants the lilim with his own elite four he can challenge the demon queen and turn monsters into whatever he wants.
>>47338086Have you told her that?
>>47338146Das riteI would make my own great spell and make monsters even SEXIER and HORNIER but also more wholesome at the same time for maximum confusion
>>47338200I sense a strong desire to marry your mother.
>>47338072>I'll passA Wisp is already at your location, waiting.
>>47338231what
>>47338254Sorry; I was assuming that your mother is wholesome and that's why you're making mamono more wholesome, too.
>>47338046Ok, Mister Alp
Post mamono doing normal, everyday tasks. Like eating fries.
What sort of monster would I meet at 7/11 at 2AM?
>>47338412Wine gote.
>>47338265>Wholesome>His momHalf the town would have a laugh at that.Yo momma jokes would get weird in MGE Land, wouldn't they?
>>47334306How do I tell my auntster she's too old to dress like this?I just want my comfy sweater hagubus back
I am NOT lost and I do NOT need a momster!
>>47338437>"My friends think I'm weird, I always prepared the comfy librarian look instead of the miniskirt and stuff girls my age wear..."You don't have to tell her she's too old, doing so might make her try to prove she's still got it instead. "That other thing is my preference," though? You'll have your nappable sweaters and oversize glasses back by next Friday night.
The affectionate wanposting makes me more interested in wans
>>47338387Spring cleaning and recycling and feeding the local wild life is fun.
>>47337910Everyone loves a happy war machine. I bet Druella's automatons all have happy face masks.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but the elves in town are free. You can just pick them up and take them home. I have 37 elves in my house.
>>47338571... but y tho
>>47338571Haha, wow, what a funny new joke I've never heard before.Your mamono wife will fake laughing at your jokes.
>>47338497Every time I see this it confuses me. No, not the feet. What is the context for this? It looks as if dick electrocution is involved.
>>47338588She's feeding batteries to electric eels, bro
>>47338571Is that gacha?
>>47338588It's some kind of meme. I WISH there were a way to find memes online, but there's not, so you're correct to simply ask on 4chan rather than show any iota of initiative.
>>47338588You ever see that meme of anon dumping motor oil down the drain and referring to it as not my problem?
>>47338595>>47338600I tried looking it up when first seeing it ages ago. Only thing I could find was some unrelated bullshit about throwing car batteries in the ocean. >>47338623Nope. I just want to know why is she trying to fry Coast Guard dicks.
>>47338598Yes, you've responded to gachaslop
>>47338571I only need one or two elf cumdumps, maybe three. I can't see why you would need more, or even where to keep them. One for the living room, one for the kitchen, one for the bathroom and all three in bed at night.
>>47338643Dark elf not dark enough. Put her back in for a bit.
>>47338643>>47338682Dark elf more like tanned elf hahahaMost dark elves in Japanese media are just tanned elves anyway
I wish to buried under a mountain of oni ass. That is all.
and not a single shitpost out of dozens was deleted, cool
Please do no remove anything from the tombs
>>47338719I already took the slab, and the sealed apophis hidden in the secret room
>>47338719I only raid tombs for the mummies Why would I steal any of that other junk?
>>47338719I can add things though, right? Gonna leave a love letter for the pharaoh and a milk bone for the anubis.
>>47338719I will pick up anubi and carry her out. She expected me to go for the treasure and baubles, but the real treasure is her.
>>47338719What's your offer?
>>47338719! !
>>47338719I added my cum to the pharoah's jar. I didn't take anything, I swear!
Surprise kissing a random dragon!
Elven saggers are fake and are made using illusion magic
>>47338818Gross. You'd put your mouth on a lizard?
Is hand-holding a handcuffed suspect standard protocol for mamono cops?
>>47338859yeah
>>47338859What a slutty cop
>>47338874Different departments have different uniform standards. If the monster cops don't look slutty then you probably fucked up for real.
I want to compare tobacco with her. I bet my cellar can beat hers.
>>47338859Yes, cops have some strange procedures in MGC.
>>47338896>sample
If a Monster (let's say a Lizardman warrior) was going after a knight of exceptional skill who she wants to turn into her husbando, but no matter what, she isn't strong or skilled enough to actually defeat him and loses every battle she starts attempting to subdue and rape him, what does she do then? Who will she go to for help?
If I did the "Curse you Bayle" monologue to a dragon would she think it was cringe or would it make her wetter than a slime?
>>47338926?
>https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/You are a poor peasant living in a small, order aligned village. The church, greedy as they are, could only afford to hire a few mercenaries as guards, instead of their knights and paladins. One night, a raid group invaded the village, and you just know the village is done for. Luckily, the closest order aligned city is not far, and its also well protected.Roll 25 girls.Do you think you can outrun all of them? Use your friends as bait? Or perhaps you're willing to surrender to one of them instead?
>>47338955Cringe until his harpoon hit her and pin her down
>>47339019>All these fliers>two of them have bullshit stunlock magic>One is a pied piperNah, we're fucked. I'd want to stay hidden until I could throw myself on the mercy of the hakutaku, wight, gandharva, or dhampir, whoever came by first. I wouldn't be terribly disappointed by an owl mage or nightmare though.
>>47339019Running would be useless and I don't see my two favorites BUT I also see 4 Mamonos in my top 6 so I will leave with the 'yip, the Inari, the white horn, or the sphynx. It feels like a massive win for once
>>47339150pic
>>47339150>>47339159Frog detected
>>4733901925 girls!? Even the gods turn their eyes away. I'll eat a death shroom and curl up in a big jar.>will-oIt's over.
>>47339019I run and hide until I find Hellhound, sacrificing everyone along the way, especially to the Bogie.
>>47339125I'm sure the owl mage sisters would be willing to share with each other. Imagine the shimaidon.
>>47339019I accept getting reverse-mating pressed by the Malef, "whipped" by the Dark Elf and Dark Mage into submission, reverse-spitroasted by the Gargoyle and Kraken.
>>47339199>My tabsIt's over lmfao.
>>47339206retarded tourist
>>47339206It would drive me insane having that many tabs open. What is the purpose.
>>47339206look into sidebar tabs, tree style tabs, or tab foldersalthough not even a gremlin could save you from chrome
>>47339220I am simply too lazy.
>>47339219Hey, the fr*g did the same mistake and you didn't flame him, don't attack me
>>47339199>116 tabsYour automaton wife’s ram needs a break anon, surely you don’t need ALL those tabs
>>47339019>MummyEZ. Don't even have to run. >GhostNot too difficult to get away from either.>ZombieEZ as well. >Dragonewt Difficult, just have to avoid her dive bombs.>Centaur Impossible to outrun. >TrollJust have to turn on a dime. Her large frame prevents quick pivots. >Living DollShort with limited movement, super EZ.>Jinn of the jarLiterally stationary. >Cheshire CatAlmost centaur levels of impossible to outrun. >Satyros Too drunk to run effectively, moderately EZ.>Grizzly Difficult but not impossible. Might be able to shake her off if I have food on me. >Ren XiongmaoRetard panda is an EZ outrun. >Tritonia Slug is super slow, another EZ outrun.>Wendigo Short, loli body. EZ outrun.>Echidna Very difficult to outrun or even hide from. The most dangerous so far.>Basilisk If she takes her mask off, I'm in deep trouble. Probably more trouble than echidna since she can get me at range by just looking into my eyes. Better not look back. >OgreSame as troll. Quick pivots and turns throws her off. >Gyoubu DanukiDrop a penny and she's out of the race. Greed is easy to defeat. >Alraune Pretty much stationary. Not EZ though if she's using vines to trip me up. Good support member to the party but won't be the actual girl to nab me.>DullahanQuick, but if I knock her head off, she's losing as well. >Kitsune-tsukiBitch will be too busy looking in a mirror to actually make a solid effort in chasing me. No contest.>ShirohebiArguably the most dangerous on this list. Her determination to not only capture me but keep me away from the others will be fierce. I don't like to bring this gross shit up, but I may actually get vored by her in desperation to have me all to herself. >Valkyrie Wings are OP in a chase. Even more OP when the person that has them is an accomplished warrior and immortal. She'll take me down before all the others reach me unless I can lure her into a trap. >Creeping CoinEZ. Just don't grab the obviously fake coins laid out on the path during the chase.>ManticoreExtremely dangerous. Cheshire Cat level of chasing but worse. I'll have horny spines getting shot at me from a distance. While they wouldn't slow me down, they'd make me horny to the point I wouldn't want to run anymore. All this said, my chance at escape is 0%. Centaur, Cheshire Cat, Echidna, Basilisk, Shirohebi, Valkyrie, and Manticore are the most likely to get me. I'm fine with almost any of them except shirohebi and manticore. I'm not looking to get vored on the first date, nor am I interested in getting shots on a near-daily basis. I'll try my best to lose to centaur or echidna.
>>47339251>EZ. Just don't grab the obviously fake coins laid out on the path during the chase.Ooh another gold piece, ooh another gold piece, ooh another gold piece
>>47339250Stop all the downloading, man. Help computer.
>>47339199My brother, you aren't getting any of that. You will be sandworm food before you even realize the chase as started. Do you best to get to spit you out if you want any other outcome.
>>47339150>>47339159>Running would be uselessActually I think you have a decent chance of escaping. Most look slow enough like the slimes, slug, hebi, tentacle, golem, charybdis or genie (someone would have to carry them around)A good number are of average speed like ryu, gazer, cockatrice, or cyclopsFor the fast ones you can try to outsmart them (hare), offer a sacrifce (particularly jub, sphinx, werewolf), or pray it's not too cold (white horn)
>>47339260The poor peasant won't be able to resist Miss Coin's "coins"
>>47339251>ShirohebiShe'll be hindered by all the chaos to be able to catch you in a reasonable amount of time. But once you're out you better be very fucking careful until you get to the next city.
>>47339297If a hebi has her sights on you, you're never safe no matter where you are.
>>47339273But I don't want to run away from my fav species, it's the perfect opportunity to catch one
>>47339249Frog is subhuman, so standards are lower
>>47339250I want automaton wife to make that face when I stick it up her tight, perfectly calibrated ass.
>>47339332Based, crazy that no one calling him out, thread has grown too soft
hon hon hon le femdom
>>47339304Anons getting hebi in the party are kinda fucked either way, huh. Might as well choose a wife amidst the chaos.
>>47339304I wonder if trying to hide from hebi would be considered a form of flirting/courtship.
guys i bought an alp costume for a party, but for some reason the horns, wings, and tail won't come off?any of you anons know what's going on?
>>47339371You've become an actual Alp. No need for a costume
>>47339371The horns and tail only come off if you pull them at a certain angle. It's easier if you let a friend help. Turn around.
>>47339406>Turn around.Bend over.
Wrote a parody story with a manticore and succubus :)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57476257
>>47339474>>47339479You fool! The thread will archive and no one will see it
>>47339281
>>47339199>>47339206Holy fucking shit you need to kill yourself and leave this thread now. How the fuck has nobody told this redditor faggot where he should go instead of shitting up this thread????
>>47339509Kill yourself fr*g, you did the same shit.
>>47339509it's a bit of a circus thread anyway, it'll all be over soon and we can forget it happened
>>47339627Not even Bogies around here...
