>>47360596
Cute and Canon OP

>>47360684
True!

i think rika is just kinda dumb!

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Shipping voyeurism is so pathetic.
Why not just go insane and reach for the holy power of a true waifufag? Then we could finally talk on even ground.

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>>47350253

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>>47362524
Get lost Shannon...

Did we ever find out why Genji's name was Ronoue ie literally Ronove? Was it a name Kinzo gave him like the servant names (which conveniently follow the names of the stake demons, outside of Shannon and Kanon)?

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Can we have a peaceful thread for a change? Thanks.

>>47363048
Peace was never an option.

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>>47363048
one day we'll be able to talk about the delicious satosayo combo meal, but it may still be a long time away

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>>47363048
>>47363266
Would

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>>47363485
also aunt
also daughter

>>47363485
Based homo

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>>47363515
Not a half-brother thats sure, nope thats impossible

>>47363048
>>47363233
Based wives of Battler and Keiichi

Did we ever find out why Genji's name was Ronoue ie literally Ronove? Was it a name Kinzo gave him like the servant names (which conveniently follow the names of the stake demons outside of Shannon and Kanon)?

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>>47363485
>not crushing on your grandpa's obvious weird bastard/servant hybrid simply because you can
Plausible deniability.

>>47363816
mommy Shannon...

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>>47363816
battler wouldn't fuck young sayo, but sayo ABSOLUTELY would fuck young battler (and then kill herself afterwards but that's not relevant)

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>>47364172
The government doesn't want you to know this, but suicide is badass. Everyone WILL know why you did it, and they WILL blame themselves!

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>>47363585
it's possible to me

>>47362896
it's a hint to the dual identity shit

>>47363485
I'd let battler grope my chesticles

>>47363048
I'm obsessed with sayo and idk why
just how tall was she by the time of the murders anyways

>>47364764
Idk where but I heard Beatrice was around 170cm
And Sayo definitely had growth problems. I'll give her 160cm max, dont ask me why

MY WITCH IS A GOLDEN DREAMER

>>47364968
I misread that as "my witch is a golden retriever"

>>47364968
MAGICAL GOHDA CHEF

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Sweet beautiful Ange

PIG

>>47364853
Shannon's shorter than George, who's significantly shorter than Battler, so probably something like that

The lonely sky littered with falling angels and their feathers... welcome to A3W

>>47364853
I don't remember any measurements mentioned in the story beyond Battler being around 180cm and George being 10cm shorter than him.

Did reiwa end already?

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Angefag wont be able to post this now

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Why 07th expansion, and not 07th inflation for example?

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>>47367157

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>>47367793
oh? omoshiroi

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Why do you keep making early generals?

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Yasu drowned instead of floating, she was never a real witch

>>47368939
science... is real

>>47368939
i get it

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>>47368939
but battler floated back up, doesn't that mean...

>>47369727
Battler was trans?

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>>47370025

>>47370025
no, yasu was trans

>>47368939
If she floats, she's a witch. If she drowns... well, she was probably a witch anyway.

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Happy birthday, Natsumi

>>47368651
you know the answer why

>>47371010
"Being useless in the big picture of thinks"

>>47370851
Who?

>>47368651
>Implying we haven't had page 1 early threads for nearly a year now
Lmao

>>47368651
The general was made 4 posts away from bump limit

>>47371100
which is early by any /jp/ thread's standard, including this one when the two chronic early bakers aren't around

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>>47368939
She never drowned in first place

>>47371302
based and canon

>>47371237
Maybe 2018 /jp/ standards. New threads have been made just as the old one hits bump limit for half a decade now, /07/th general included, regardless of your schizo delusions about namefag boogeymen.

>>47371315
but i didn't say anything about namefag boogeymen...

>>47371302
#wow #truelove #lovewins

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plothole!! despite being a eunuch, sayo was super horny

>>47371411
occam's razor! what's the simplest solution to this problem?

what is the version of mutt's law for when they bring up their tranny delusions?

>>47368939
she would've floated without the family's sins weighing her down
>>47370025
battler became a witch (even male witches are called witches, but I guess sorcerer was less gay sounding), as opposed to the rapist kinzo who had no real witch energy
>>47371416
that she wasnt a eunuch? people still have hormone glands in their brains so you'll still get some hornyness even without your bits down there

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Sayo - pure empathy, delusional, suicidal
Erika - pure rationality, retarded, suicidal
Ange - best of both worlds

>>47371468
, suicidal

>>47371469
well in the non-splat timeline

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I really like the increase of Sayo posting in the recent months

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>>47371566
she's cool

>>47371566
LGBTA+BIPOC culture is healing

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What did they mean by this

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Reddit in fucking SHAMBLES

>>47371661
metaworld

>>47371661
>he doesn't know
hihihihihi

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>>47371661
the real reason why virgilius was cut: battler STOMPS anyone with XY chromosomes

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real?

>>47371573
"Sorry Jeshika, but I have depicted myself as the brilliant serial killer and you as the bimbo victim. If you were to follow your precious "Kanon-kun" into the guest house I would use my expert marksman ability to end you. Nothing personnel."

>>47371661
Battler thinking something usually means he's wrong about something

>>47371590
Well I don't think they meant Yasu whips our a dick to cut roses, that's for sure

>>47371689
>>47371661
COPIUM ENGAGE
troll ryukishi means he's likely wrong about her being XX which would be the joke. if beatrice was actually XX then there's no real joke here, just "battlers horny"
COPIUM DISENGAGE

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>>47371702
but not every line's going to be a joke, and there most certainly ARE jokes in the story that are just "battler's horny"
hell one of the very first things he does is try and cop a feel of jessie

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>The red truth is absolute?! Who is it absolute for?! It's absolute for you guys, right?! It's not absolute for me!! I can't accept it without a brocon route!!

>>47371710
Hm, I said "joke" but I didn't really mean a "funny" one, more of a hint or a clever wink due to beato's gender mystery (as Will says himself).

Battler groping the girls is also one of these "jokes", as Ryukishi said that if he did manage to grope Shannon, he would instantly find out she has fake tits, thus unravelling the mystery early. So even those scenes are relevant.

>>47371717
they definitely have threesomes in the meta world in saku

why did sayo write about battler taking steroids to become taller and manlier

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>>47371693
>our

>>47371734
that only makes the shannon one relevant, him going for jessica's boobs is just meant to be a "battler's horny" joke
for another joke of no substance, see the whole "battler's growth is due to some dodgy supplements he bought", something that never comes up again, means nothing and might as well not even be there, but was just kinda thrown in for the joke
ryukishi is perfectly capable of writing shit that isn't meant to be foreshadowing or 'relevant', but just something that's kind of humorous in the moment that you're meant to forget about within 5 minutes

>>47371746
Because her XX chromesomes made her lust for thick Battoracock

>>47371752
the steroids line and groping scenes is because sayo was masturbating to her fanfics of a hormonal battler potentially ravaging her

>>47371755
Why would xe lust after xis own cock?

>>47371750
I am one but many! FEEL SORRY FOR ME I ONLY HAVE A BF AND A GF AND I WANT THE OTHER BF

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>>47371860
If you can't find a solution to your problems, make it everyone else's problem too. If they can't solve it either, then they deserve what's coming to them. I don't decide these things, destiny does!

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She's coming home lads. Guess the total price

>>47371835
>>47371840
>>47371847
Do I need glasses or are these pics too blurry?

>>47371896
Nah they're blurry.

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>>47371896
these are from youtube's 144p age can't do much about it

>>47371890
it's less than hundred on ebay

>>47371915
That's from the artist Einzbern. Search warosu or check their tumblr and you could find them, probably.

Oh, I am one but many!
A rehabilitated incel likes my waifu identity, but if I let him see my freak side (ie. actually georgie-san I Am Literate), he would surely to back to retweeting Andrew Tate podcasts!
A tomboy shotacon likes my brooding emo boy identity, but she doesn't even have a cock!
Everybody loves my Original Character Donut Steels, but they fail to see the true artist behind the riddles, Dragon Kni- I mean, Sayo Yasuda!
Oh, I am one but many!

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>>47371932
>Everybody loves my Original Character Donut Steels, but they fail to see the true artist behind the riddles, Dragon Kni- I mean, Sayo Yasuda!

Your OCs are cringe nigga

I'mma bully you and make you do all the annoying chores nigga

>>47371922
Well that's no fun you can't just google the fucking answer, bet you cheated on the cake riddle too.

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>>47371955

>>47371890
>buying a figurine of the most useless character in the fucking game

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>>47371955
didn't know t'was a guessing game not that I care anyways

>>47371980
I have a thing for tragic heroines who did nothing wrong.

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>>47371993
same

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>>47372007
I like maidens who did nothing wrong
You like "maidens" who "did nothing wrong"

We are not the same

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>>47371993
same

>>47372021
Jessica did literally nothing

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>>47372041
I know m8, that's what I'm saying. But in the eyes of the consumer market, she is worth... 65 dollars. The folks selling me her must be surprised their surplus stock of her is going down

>>47372049
did you really need that? the figurine kinda seems like cheap.

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>>47371993
Same

Kanon is a sofa
Shannon is a carpet
Genji is a wardrobe

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>>47371980
>valuing a character based on how much they did rather than how much you like them
that's no good, anon

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>>47372069
firs time seeing this pic <very good>

>>47372054
Unironically yes, my white knighting for Jessica goes back to 2008. Unironically cried when Kyrie bashed her skull in.

>>47372090
For me, it was George saying "Uncle Rudolf!"

>>47372077
>Yasu is a Lion, a Witch, and a Wardrobe

>>47372090
>>47372078
While she didn't "do" much I always liked jeshka, her lesson to Kanon in episode 2 always stuck with me

>>47372112
>lion instead of lionness
Kys deadnaming chud

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>>47372112
And Sayo acts like Susan, so she gets the BAD END

>>47372125
sayo? being the LAST survivor? i dunno about that one, lewis

>>47372150
The Golden Land being unironically real and Yasu being sealed out of it would be kino as fuck punishment

Yasu was turned into a butterfly and watched Ikuko and Tohya fuck for 10 years (at least).

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>>47372125
>and they all lived in narnia forevermore except for that FUCKING BITCH SUSAN
why? I remember I watched the movie as a kid but didn't recall susan dying

>>47372240
>I don't recall Susan dying
This is CS Lewis, you've got it backwar- wait wait you're posting Lambdadelta eating popcorn you're probably making a point about beautification of souls or some shit

>>47371411
which fashion mag was this outfit stolen from?

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>>47372240
There was no "Narnia." The "ruling for many years but returning to children" was a metaphor for the kids just getting hopped up on ether and having a psychelic trip, well known to distort the trippee's sense of time. Professor Kirke molested them and they made up Narnia to cope.

>>47371734
"This joke doesn't actually make sense due to later reveals" "well ACKshually it's a misdirection foreshadowing hint clever clue wink and that makes it super relevant and not meaningless filler at all!! boy I sure do love umineko" god I hate uminiggers

>>47371890
Are they really allowed to sell these when so many of the designs were stolen from fashion magazines?

>>47372352
why are you obsessed with fashion mags so much?

>>47372352
Well I got mine before the lawsuit, SCORE

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>>47372114
the two of them make a good pair

>>47372356
Why is Ryukishi obsessed with stealing from fashion mags so much?

>>47372348
>>47371734
"Funny Aneurysm Moment", taken from Buffy the Vampire Slayer when Buffy says (jokingly) that her mom is going to have a funny little aneurysm and then her mom dies of an aneurysm. Basically it's text that becomes ironic later on, not necessarily foreshadowing.

>>47372361
Maybe I could buy a Kanon figurine and hang it from a rope

>>47372356
well you see anon, because no one can tell him he's wrong he'll keep repeating the one point forever and ever as his eternal gotcha over ryukishi
why is he even here then if all he wants to do is complain? fuck knows

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>>47372357
you don't know to a certainty

>>47372348
Umineko thread.

umineko general

We're not in >>>/lgbt/ tho?

>>47372412
That's where SatoKei threads go

>>47372357
The IP police are going to come after you Anon! Jeshika will be lost to tragedy once again!

>>47372412
Umisisters...our home!

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Umineko is my favorite. It has Ange

>>47372361
The pure-hearted and simple genki girl, and the miserable weirdo with ten faces are perfect together as foils.

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>>47372467
more series need ange in it

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>>47372493
This is the truth

>>47372367
shannon and kanon were obviously supposed to be the same culprit even from the start so there's already gender shit

>>47372503
Battler does take a moment on first seeing Kanon to remark on how slim and girlish he is...

>>47372681
Putting my special sauce in Angus burger...

>>47372694
>be Kanon, one of the only male servants from Fukuin in ages, if ever
>bad genetics cursed you to be a little short and feminine, even by Japanese standards
>all of the teen girls you work with gossip about your height and build, and say you have no cock
>get blown up by your insane coworker, who has convinced herself that she's you
>decades later, people still call you a girl

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>>47372698
nigger

>>47372722
>>get blown up by your insane coworker, who has convinced herself that she's you
no no no, what happened was kanon was the previous holder of the shannon servant name. the shannon currently on the island is a new hire. new shannon still blew everybody up though

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>>47372780
>okay new shannon, remember to flick the switch OFF if no one comes down here in a day, and leave it ON if the person who does decides to go full murder mode, understood?
>hai, kanon-sama!
>cool, now i'm off to go fuck battler, he'll love these tiddies i'm binding up
>24 hours later
>hmm, what was it that kanon-sama told me to do...?
>BOOM
>SHANNON YOU FUCKED IT UP AGAIN NOW WE'RE OUT OF A JOB

>>47372694
His introduction scene with the wheelbarrow was so gay.

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>>47372361

>>47372917
>jobs, proving that Yasu's """""""love""""""""" for Jessica was always weakass shit

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Kanon and Jessica are so kawaii they're such a loving coupl-ACK!

>>47372348
kanonfag...

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>>47373038
"You must forgive me for Kanon-kun. I made him up, as a joke."

>>47373038
That is Killer-yay, thoughbeato.

>umitroons got bullied off /v/ and had to hide here
LMAO

yasu made up her backstory so people would feel bad for him

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>>47373121
/v/ will never be a real board stick to /vg/ instead

>>47373121
something tells me you're the one guy here who even noticed there was a thread on /v/

>>47373155
damn what a lazy copypasting artist ryu is

>>47373337
Nice desu ne

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>>47373346

>>47373121
based v not putting up with uminiggers' shit

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magic...

>>47373531
Meanwhile in reality she just used one of those granny grabber tools

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imagine anyone liking this shabby flat body LOL

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did that anon who PROMISED me to jack off on the official beato mousepad ever do it?

he said he would post it here
he wouldnt lie RIGHT?
it was MONTHS ago
like in FEBRUARY
where the fuck IS IT? WHERE IS IT? DID YOU LIE TO ME? DID YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME LIKE EVERYONE? DID YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME??????

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Kill yourself both spammimg umi and cord

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>>47373630

>>47371459
I thought he was a sorcerer because he has 0 magic wavelength

>>47373851
>>47373630
pettan
pettan
tsurupettan

erm, what the nipah??

Sayo: my life is fucked due to FATE
Erika: my life is fucked due to RATIONALITY
Ange: my life is fucked due to CYNICISM
Maria: Literally did nothing wrong

>>47376153
nuh-uh she made silly noises one too many times so it was entirely justified for kyrie to stab her 28 times without a shred of remorse and everyone should be completely fine with her being in the golden land

>>47376153
She's too autistic to know her life is fucked due to AUTISM

>>47371890
Kind of jealous. I also have a useless idiot waifu, but there's no figurines of her

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>>47376537
Jessica is COOL and MATHEMATICAL, not useless!

how did jessica not notice her crush was also her longtime friend

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>>47376617
The episode 2 convo at the school festival about personas and "another self" makes me think she DOES know

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>>47376617
Magic wig

>>47376637
jessica theory:
-likely suspected kinzo was already dead at some point but wanted to protect her parents (she's good at keeping secrets but also hesitant to confront truths)
-likely suspected kanon was shannon but didn't want to confront the potential truth
-knew the servants had a secret or were playing tricks with the VIP room but "didn't want to find out"
-grew up with shannon for years as a close friend and went to school with her
-lesbian joke in "Jessica and the Love Charm"
-has a "secret double life" she closets away from her family, uses it to bond with kanon
-kanon looks like a girl

what could this all mean?

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Let's settle this for once
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4qV7lga

no one's even voted for rena dumbass

>>47376756
There will be more votes for Satoko than there are posters in this thread.

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>>>/h/8075889

>>47376617
Because Shannon and Kanon are two different people.

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>>47376798

>>47376846
Thanks for the de-americanized version

>>47376812
The Mioncord doesn't stop at anything, close your shutters anons.

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>>47376870
god is smart, he knows blowing up the thread would solve nothing

God hates fags (and trannies) so he sent all Umineko fans to this limbo to suffer.

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>>47376756
>'someone' clearly matching the satoko votes to the mion votes, which are ALSO getting pushed up by the faggot posting stupid shit here
>not a single rena vote in sight
this is just sad

>>47376948
>'someone' clearly matching the satoko votes to the mion votes
>which are also pushed up by the faggot posting stupid shit here
You are genuinely schizophrenic and retarded if you think two of the most popular characters receiving 3 (three) votes in a poll is somehow a giant conspiracy.

The stupidity and schizophrenia of these threads reaches alarming levels which each passing day.

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>>47376756
Oji-san just keeps on winning
>>47376948
Both were always more liked than Rena

>>47376989
No one likes KeiMii except that one console writer and western lgbt pundits

>>47376983
yeah, and the most popular character receiving no votes at the same time versus a ship that was considered a crackship only a few years back totally makes sense man, especially with what's getting posted here at the same time
all you're really showing here is that you're either blind, stupid or just plain baiting

>>47377016
What are you even trying to say here, that it's some shitposters' fault that Rena is receiving no votes? The Mionfags are hacking strawpoll? Satokofags are pulling off stealth assassinations of Renafan patriots?

KeiRena, KeiMii and KeiSato were always considered valid ships, just vote what you like and don't become a part of the problem.

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>>47377100
you do understand how botting works right? it's literally a case of just swapping your vpn to a different server and just like magic you've got another vote to slap on your favorite ship, there's no LEET HACKER MENACE here just a simple trick even the little kids wanting to watch another country's netflix understand
the most popular ship receiving no votes while the one specifically shipped by ONE guy get's multiple is a pretty obvious sign of such things occurring, and do you REALLY want the other explanation of "the most popular vanilla ship isn't even cared about at all in the general anymore" to be true? because that's a damning sign of the state of the thread if i've ever seen one
as for 'KeiSato was always considered a valid ship', consider this poll from 2007 - up until gou, that shit was cared about less than the idea of akasaka saying fuck it and going for THE rika-chama
sure it ain't invalid but it ain't beating the top ship by such a margin that no one even cares about it anymore, no matter how many blushing satokos showed up in gou

>>47377161
First, Higurashi has had multiple pairing polls, including ones where KeiichixSatoko was the fourth most popular ship.
Second, the official polls can be botted as much as any other online polls and they are full of bullshit joke answers too
Third, SatoKei being shipped by one guy is more of a claim that's been thrown around by the usual shitposters than an observation that matches reality. Satoko getting three votes is not the sign of the end of the days.

I'm still failing to understand how botting can possibly take a way votes from Rena.
[blue]Renafags are either sleeping or moved away to better pastures[/blue]

>>47377404
i'm not saying that they're 'taking away from the rena votes', that's just what you've assumed i'm saying
the issue is that when you go off of ratios compared to poll results, with 8 votes there should BE at least one rena vote, not 5 votes for mion and 3 for satoko followed up by an immediate stagnation, no more votes
by not having one rena vote, while having THREE satoko votes, there should be an immediate suspicion, and just blindly going "nah that seems legit" is foolish
as i said, the alternative of "no one who likes rena is even around anymore" is a far more frightening possibility and entertaining it over the obvious answer of "the shitposter's' who said they were voting DID in fact vote" when we already know these fags can swap IPs given they ban evade all the time is something i just don't understand why you'd jump to

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>>47376637
>>47376696
There's definitely a fun theory to be had with Jessica knowing alot more than she ever says (even if most of it is just R07 not thinking about it).

>We see in episode 7 that Jessica knew there was something weird going on with the servants, but chose not to think about it because she found it too creepy to investigate.
>Unlike the rest of the family members who don't really pay attention to the servants, Jessica keeps track of all the servant's birthdays to get them presents, showing she views them as people and not objects to ignore
>Jessica sings a song in episode 2 about girls with small tits. Obvious Touhou joke, but if Jessica knows Kanon is Shannon crossdressing, the most obvious explanation for her would be that Shannon is a flat-chested girl
>In episodes 1 and 2, Jessica has asthma attacks. Jessica never has an asthma attack after this (in any of the books Yasu didn't write), and we learn in episode 7 that Jessica fakes her asthma. This demonstrates to the audience that Yasu's knowledge of Jessica is imperfect. If Yasu knew Jessica faked asthma, she wouldn't have written Jessica as having asthma attacks in serious situations.
>The sheer impossibility of Jessica not realizing that her best friend since she was 8 is also the boy she's in love with

>>47376818
this guy gets it

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>>47377968
>>In episodes 1 and 2, Jessica has asthma attacks. Jessica never has an asthma attack after this (in any of the books Yasu didn't write), and we learn in episode 7 that Jessica fakes her asthma. This demonstrates to the audience that Yasu's knowledge of Jessica is imperfect. If Yasu knew Jessica faked asthma, she wouldn't have written Jessica as having asthma attacks in serious situations.

Kek now I'm imagining Yasu coming up with a grand murder plan predicated on Jessica's asthma only for it to fail because Jessica fucking lied

>>47377968
>>47378119
wasn't it something like jessica faked having asthma so hard it ended up giving her real asthma?

>>47378119
>Filename
Undeniable proof that Yasu is a woman

>>47376818
Rangepass Italy

>>47378119
If Yasufags are correct in their theory that Yasu would be incapable of actually carrying out the murders I'd like to see a kakera where they try, and fail miserably

>>47378139
I'm woefully Burger-stani

>>47378124
IIRC, she did have some kind of mild asthma but she played it up because she liked the attention.

>>47378200
Wrong, she uses her asthma to stop her parents from fighting, not because she likes attention.

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>>47372049
Kek just checked for other figurines and found Shannon's.
>Be the secret tragic "heroine" at the heart of the mystery
>Your figurine costs less than generic blonde girl with tits

>>47378267
Sounds like you're just coping

>>47378137
I'm a dude but I've literally been in a similar situation with multiple people wanting to date me (guys and girls) and let me tell you it does fuck you up especially if you consider yourself a weird loser, Yasu was real relatable
>>47378143
that's be hilarious. she did some gun training once and so now she thinks she can really do it lol
>>47378251
She does say she likes being doted on sometimes due to it
>>47378267
LOL

>>47378267
suffering very much deserved

>>47378330
I've been coping since the "Mystery End" had Ange fucking dome Amakusa like a schizo

>>47376756
Just voted for Satoko, raging miontranny made this poll btw

>>47376948
>>47377016
>>47377161
>>47377466
Actual schizophrenia, Satokei is popular which is why we still get new fan art of the two constantly retard

>>47377968
There probably was more stories with Jessica that would legitimately expand on this, but Ryu probably got sidetracked or focused on other things like trying to make the mystery easier to solve. Episode 8 felt rushed despite its length, there's tons more relationships and so on that could've been explored more. But I guess that's for other fragment authors to write.

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>>47378267
not sure I wanna pre-owned stuff

>>47378377
Kek fair point, but I can't seem to find any non "Used Goods" Shannon.

>>47378356
MionToko isn't a real ship though

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>>47378398
this one is brand new

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>>47378377
>>47378398
Gomen gomen, you can get a brand new Yasu for more than twice the price of a brand new Jeska. Command her to marry you and then get stabbed in the back for not being ginger!

>>47378424
>>47378422
That seller inflates their prices. Charges 100 bucks for Maria when Maria you can get brand new for 49.

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>>47376756
>Satoko in the lead in a biased mion/Rena poll
Satoko really is best girl

>>47378424
I want the creepy androgynous skeletor Yasu, not the Shannon one.

>>47378424
>for being fat

>>47378424
My pc costs less than this figurine

>>47378267
>heroINE
Heh.

>>47378414
Toko is Satoko anon, Tranny is her aunt

>>47378438
Someone ping the cord, we can't let the Satokeichuds win!

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>>47378440
Just undress her then

>>47378438
What a shame then that she's used goods by Mr. Kimiyoshi.

>>47378506
Man put Yasu in the Higurashi club and you have one of the best(and shortest) tragicomedies of all time

>>47378518
>Sayo is so unstable by herself that she's somehow immune to Hinamizawa Syndrome

>>47378506
>liking sayo
>boyish-looking
>flat-chested
>worn out face
>forgotten by childhood love
>has no real friends or family to talk to
>just sits in her room melancholically
>talks to herself
>deceives herself

How shabby is that!

>>47378143
I thought people on the board could only do what they're capable of in real life...
also that kakera exists it's what really happened according to the manga

>>47378560
Is this the part where we prove she's a human because she can poop? Man whatever happened to that guy

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>>47378560
sounds pretty cool to me

>>47378267
reminds me of how heavily her rankings in the character polls cratered after the first episode. she gets beat out by kanon and fucking krauss
>>47378352
sorry anon if you want an actual good conclusion to your mystery story rather than handwaving and bullshit you're a psycho schizo murder in real life, i don't make the rules

>>47378575
Because Shannon by herself is shit, Yasu is the real deal

>>47378352
Trick Ange was exactly in line with anti-magic philosophy. Just as Erika couldn't trust that her boyfriend wasn't cheating on her, Ange couldn't trust that he wouldn't assassinate her. So she raised her blue truth to red through death (Erika did this by killing herself instead).

>>47378563
I thought what really happened was she didn't actually perform any murders yet since the adults solved the epitaph too quickly.

>>47378576
Thinnest umineko fan

>>47378609
i'd argue her shooting kawabata was a better showing of that, it was perfectly reasonable to be suspicious of amakusa given all the shit he's been getting up while 'escorting' her, but kawabata's just some old dude she got a boat ride off of that she had to craft a farfetched theory about just to have an excuse to shoot him too

>>47378567
If Kanon wore longer hair, he would've been 10x more stylish

>>47378586
>a gentle romantic idealist girl
>also cynical and sarcastic and pulls pranks on others
>forgetful and clumsy, low self esteem
>has some very nerdy autistic and creative hobbies
>can joke around with them without gender barriers as battler says

"girls" like sayo don't exist in the real world

>>47378377
>get to smell the thick buta-otaku George spunk off Shannon
The Battler experience

>>47378624
Exactly, just like Erika concocts a theory that Natsuhi fucked Kinzo even though she "knew" that likely didn't happen. Rationality is irrational when it doesn't respect the heart. Amakusa was definitely suspicious, but even with doubts, there's a chance he (and the sailor) would've saved Ange too, which he does in Episode 4.

That was "magic". To acknowledge doubts but still believe that something good can happen even in the face of seemingly impossible odds (Lion and Will), is what Ange learns, what Maria knows, and what Erika and Sayo killed themselves by refusing to accept.

I remember how Ryu said how George could've possibly accepted Sayo and worked something out if she'd had told him the situation, but she never got to the point of telling him because she adamantly believed it was hopeless anyways, so she just gave up.

we need figures in the same art style as ryukishi
>>47378620
I love it anon!

>>47378666
>666
begone devil! george would never, he's saving himself for marriage and would resist your temptations!

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>>47378666
>jooji the kek

>>47376900
He is so ugly

>>47378512
K1miyoshi*

George being a desperate former incel means he would accept sayo even if her tits were fake and she was infertile and probably looked more boyish without makeup

>>47376900
Japanese sex idol

>>47378689
>Reminder that George [giant leftist meme wall of text about George absolutely cucking and humiliating his pathetic younger cousin which is LE bad!]
LOL
LMAO

>unironically defending George
What the fuck is wrong with this place?

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>47378713
>47378701
>47378666
>47378494
>47378486
>47378478
Begone yellowcuck

>>47378729
Hi cord

>>47378727
There's not really any more reason to hate George than most other members of the family, which include several murderers. The characters in Umineko that people choose to hate often reflect more on themselves than on the characters, or on some political fashion that they're chasing. This goes particularly for George and Sayo.

>>47378743
This applies to me and Ange and Maria

>>47378743
It's funny to call him fat though

>>47378773
Shannon's fatter

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>>47378773
>>47378776
these tits are fat, yeah

>>47378743
100% especially with george and sayo specifically. nearly everyone in the family does some bad and also some good.
Those who focus on George are usually tryhard tumblr woke losers who want to call him a toxic pedophile incel who should be burnt at the stake, but he did mature and learn from most of his mistakes, which were all quite common ones for a boy his age to make growing up, something few people ever empathise with.

Sayo lived an incredibly cursed abusive life but most people who hate her are just reactionary chuddies who want to call her a schizo troon because that's the meme popular with their friends online, despite her feelings of despair and lovelessness are very typical of girls of her genre.

Failure to empathize is the sin here. The character one hates says more about their own hangups than anything about the characters themselves.

I will still bully all the characters though if it's funny like calling George a fat LOL

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>>47378785
>a toxic pedophile incel who should be burnt at the stake,
is this how some people actually see joji?

Young Gerge had the right ideas, changed George is a pathetic male feminist reddit loser lmao

>>47378743
>>47378785
so what does it mean about me if i hate kyrie for being a child-stabbing bitch who has demonstrably proven to be just fine with killing everyone for shits and giggles (lion fragment)?

>>47378797
Ange (stupid, incel, and bullied) calls George a tryhard virgin
Jessica calls George and Battler creepy pedos for playing along with Maria

>>47378804
Actual sociopaths like her and Rudolf definitely exist in reality but even they aren't entirely bad people and still had potential for love. Also, TP7 wasn't entirely truthful as Eva was out cold for most of the murders.
>>47378797
Yes some fans pile on the George hate more than they hate the actual murderers.

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>>47378817
just foids being foids

Sayo complimenting George for how much he's grown since being an incel teenager and how she understands how he was struggling was really sweet.

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>>47378867
>mfw inchad jooji was right and shannon turned him into a male feminist while she was dating jeshka on the side

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rangeban usa

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rangepass USA

>>47378867
Yeah and Scar telling Simba to go and never return was really adorable, great to see two compassionate uncles in media!

>>47378967
amak-usa

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Heh
The wannabe-third-wheel, voyeur shipper is trying to pester me.

>>47378817
Ange is more of a virgin than Joji technically. Joji was in a relationship at least.