2 more weeks
>>47381457I cant believe ZUN is going to behead Akyuu on August 7th
>>47381457I've been rather busy with work, but is till did a few improvements to her page, including the ability to link to a specific post, and i also added this song i meant to add as well. https://www.hiedanoakyuu.com/?post=Sing-LimonYSal
>>47381492This is autism, I dont know which kind of autism, but this is autism.And I dont know if I should be amazed or worried.
>>47381492Take your meds.>Verification not required.
In less than a month Akyuu will die!We'll finally be free of her!She's going back to Hell!Bye Akyuu! Go away and never come back!
Good bye Akyuu!We'll see each other again some day.Please remember.
>>47381457Back into the wage cage akyuu
>>47381492yes officer this guy right here
>>47381492I wrote thousands of words of filthy pornography starring your waifu. Just wanted you to know.
Someone please send a reminder to ZUN
>>47381492Cute! I'm sure she apreciates your dedication
>>47389827don't sample my wife!
>>47389849Your wife's expiry date is in two weeks, dude.
>>47389849That is my wife, and i sample her a lot
>>47389849>>47390541now kiss
>>47390989I'm not a homosexual nor i'd like to kiss anyone but my wife
>>47391062By next month you won't be able to kiss anything but a lifeless husk then
>>47391262I am amused by the whole thing of Akyuu dying, but it's just fanon stuff, so i can keep on kissing my wife afterwards, just with the added extra of people telling me she's dead ocassionally
>>47391274
>>47391274Don't commit necrophilia you sick fuck.
>>47392827But it's hot.
>>47392850Okay Seiga take your meds
Miare sweat....
>>47396669I'll take three, no, FIVE bottles!
>>47396669Sometimes i wonder how sweaty Akyuu must be given how she likes to wear relatively heavy clothes
>>47400325>>47401360>sample
>>47401380>>47390541
why the fuck does she have almost double the arts kosuzu has
>>47402020She's been around for much longer? Duh?
>>47397614Are kimonos really that heavy?
>>47406696Not really sure, but it looks like they involve a lot of cloth, so i imagine they get kind of stuffy. But then again Akyuu is a girl, who for hte most part have a lower body temperature, and she is also small so perhaps she doesn't produce that much heat to begin with
>>47406718Any idea for a light and cool kimono for summer?
>>47406794I think pretty much the picture of the post you are replying to, she has transparent sleeves and isn't wearing that extra yellow piece she normally wears, more than that i think it'd be unfitting for Akyuu as it would mean exposing a bit too much skin in one place or another, or otherwise break the appearance of the kimono and turn into something else
She will survive!
Another cover
>>47415525You can do better than that, my friend.
>>47417976Not sure what you mean by that, if you mean the AI voice, then i suppose with some more iterations i could iron out a couple of kinks here and there, but i like how this one turned out and usually when dealing with some part, another one breaks a bit. But if you mean the AI image, then i agree i could've done better, but the AI i use seems to have a very small dataset for singing images as they all kind of look the same and have similar defects, but i could still have found one better if i spent a few more hours making images, but i also wanted to post it to bump the thread so i ended up settling with that one. And if you mean something else then please say it explicitly so i can understand
>>47381492>Bad GatewayWhat did I miss? Why is everyone horrified at this post??
>>47421520Sorry for that, i didn't notice the server had stopped, it should be up now
>>47381457Are there any official images of Akyuu's house?
>>47421520>Why is everyone horrified at this post??Retarded normalfags freaking out over nothing.
>>47421563Thank you, very cool site. I wish I had the resources to make a fan site for my 2hu.
>>47421589Just create a new one with neocities, even Kyouko has it.https://kasodani-kyouko.neocities.org/
>>47421589It's not that expensive since i'm running it locally, the downsides is what you saw of it being down whenever the script stops for one reason or another and i forget to restart it, but otherwise the main expense is just getting the domains which were quite cheap.And as for the coding, it can be a nice project to have on the background of anything else you do if you want to show some dedication to a touhou for one reason or another
Being with Akyuu is a scary thought.You hear all those rumors about how scary Youkai woman are and that it's your God-Given duty to procreate to save the Human race, but you have no idea who to ask, so screw it, you ask the top-shelf, most sought after woman in Gensokyo.And you know what? She says yes, imagine your fortune that the most beautiful and high-class girl in all the land said yes to being with a guy like you.Oh, but then you actually get to see what that entails. She'll have to see to your dress, grooming, and posture first of all, have to present well if you're going to be her husband you see, then you'll get a spartan education in order to be an official and don't expect nepotism to save you here, also bear in mind that on top of all this she knows her time is limited so expect every waking minute that you're not being exhausted by the aristocracy to be keeping her company.In the end, with all the work you'll be doing it's unlikely you'll outlive her by too long...
>>47436492I like the way that you put that, i've also thought that Akyuu would be the kind that expects excellence out of her partner, in my mind that occurs before she agrees to enter a relationship with said someone, but having her push you to work out on any flaws of yours and to become better in any way she thinks fit, is also a nice way to handle that
>>47436492Sauce?
>>47436492you would never consider suicide if your time was limited, and you would appreciate every moment more knowing you had less and you'd be living your best life to cope with it
A9 news:There are some rumors about how ZUN is possibly writing a new Akyuu book. Take these with a grain of salt, but apparently in a recent stream he said he's been writing a lot of material. Not sure how people went from here to a new Akyuu book, but it's a possibility.
>>47445645That'd be kinda weird because he recently said he didn't like doing the data books which would be Akyuu books right?I'd like more Akyuu though.
>>47445645The final work of Hieda no Akyuu...
>>47445794Well, it's just a rumour. But see >>47449703. Also, at the very least she's getting a great new fanwork soon.
>>47449781I wish her doujins got translated more
Her time is almost up!I'm getting so excited for this. I don't even know how I'll celebrate her death, I might even light a candle for her. Are there any interesting funerary rituals to do? I'm too much of a coward to ask to include her name in the church prayers for the deceased, but there's surely some other things that can be done.
Hi, don't mind me, I am just going to take a nap in some corner.
If she dies, we can clone her and bring her backWelcome to Akyuu Park
>>47470808Are clones inhabited by the same soul as original body? I would assume they would be more akin to sisters of Akyuu, but you aren't getting the real Miare deal.
>>47471712Biologically speaking a clone is actually identical to having a child with yourself. This is because despite taking DNA from you, random mutations and epigenetic mischief guarantees that the kid won't be exactly identical. Extremely similar, but different.
>>47471747>clone is actually identical to having a child with yourselfWhat's the difference from monozygotic twin? I thought they also had some small DNA differences due to living in somewhat different environment.
Less than twelve hours left...
>>47471918Two hours and 50 minutes until you die Akyuu
>>47470808That's kind of how her reincarnation works in the first place, no?
i don't think zun will let her die
>>47445794ZUN is such a fucking hack, holy shit."No, I can't write a data book and actually flesh out my characters, especially the minor ones, that would force me to put in effort.""Better write three more manga where nothing matters and nothing ever happens so that I can have the same four characters drink shitty sake and do nothing."
>>47474661In truth he didn't ever say it that she was going to die immediately once she hit 30.It's just that her risk of death is monumentally higher now. I don't expect to see her hit 40, but I don't think she will die this year.It's fun to post about it anyway.
10 MINUTES!
>>47478107
quick somebody bring her body to seiga!
Her time is running out...
I'm not current on my Akyuu lore is she supposed to die the second she hits 30 or just around 30?
RIP Akyuu
>>47478215She mentionns that Hiedas rarely live long lifes, and when she was thirty she mentioned that she didn't think she'd have more than another decade of life, so nothing but estimates. And Zun mentioned that for as long as touhou last Akyuu won't die, and even afterwards due to modern medicines she'll live longer than her ancestors, so safe to say that we won't see any official media about her dying in any way, it's amusing to track the days, but it's only fandom
AQN is now officially a hag. Who would've thought?
>>47478265wtf I love A9 now
these mature women desperately need children
>>47381457I can't believe Akyuu is fucking dead.
>>47478265She could have scored with such advantage... Sadly she passed away... The world is so cruel...
why is everyone acting like she's gonna die
>Akyuu dies>No stickWhat is the fucking problem with this board?
no one said it yet so i am going to take her body while its still fresh
>>47478620>t. Seiga
>>47478599its not a touhou board anymore
>>47478599You can't stealth bump a sticky to bump down the expired H*lolive general.
It's the 7th of August in Japan. Akyuu is dead. Rest in peace
SHE WILL NEVER DIE!!!
>>47478215it's not an exact limit it's just that the children of miare rarely live much past 30.
>>47481068>>47481068She is dead, anon
>>47481841NEVER SHE WILL REVIVE AS A GODDESS
stepping back from the joke for a second, are you team 'ZUN should kill Akyuu' or team 'it's fine for her to stick around on Sazae-san time'?
>>47482189ZUN should kill her but have her instantly reincarnate as a shota so that Akyuu and Kosuzu can have a happy ending
>>47482189A decent middle ground would be for her to die, but for her spirit to become a cameo character in Hell (as she's supposed to be working for the Yama between incarnations).
>>47482189I'm team 'she should die, and it would barely even change the status quo since dead characters go to gensokyo all the time anyway'
>>47482189My only problem with her dying is that it means all the other characters need to age. Time is already weird in gensokyo.this would be good if he does do it though>>47482316
>>47482189I naturally would like my wife to live a long plentiful life, but i must admit that making her age span less of a curse and more of an illness, kind of takes back from her character and the whole tragedy of it, so using medicine or the sazae time to extend her lifespan feels not as good, but i must admit that i like that she will be with us for longer
>>47482189If she dies, ZUN is admitting that Touhou's naturally age like a regular people, which means Marisa and Reimu are hags that are hitting their 40s.
Finally, me and my youkai wife shall know peace.
>>47482189ZUN! doesn't has the balls to shake the status quo so Sazae it is.
>>47482189What if time just flows differently on Gensokyo?
>>47482189When was the last time she showed up, honestly? She might as well be dead now
>>47482586Can you imagine using her in a manga that's centred around a place in the village? Like, say, a bar of sorts?That would just be silly, wouldn't it?In other news, Keine is totally doing fine and ZUN definitely has good ideas on how to handle her, just like Kasen.
>>47482635good lord Keine was mega cucked
>>47482635SHE'LL LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBJhzfvdyKw
>>47482690No meaningful appearances in FS, no meaningful appearances in LE, the villagers barely seem to give a shit about education and it's probably just the rich upper-class who send their kinds to school (though they're all seemingly surprisingly literate)...Keine is just such a pointless character, but that's basically nine-tenths of the cast, and ZUN never wants to do anything with his less-notable characters in favor of another story about the same people every time.
Can anyone here share that image where Akyuu is being racist, please? I lost it and I wasn't able to sleep anymore since then.
Alright but what if ZUN comes out and announces Akyuu is actually fucking dead. How would you react?I'd nut to doujins of her out of respect
>>47483023Here it is, but i'd rather if you didn't do that with depictions of my wife
>>47482994>>47483056Meant this for
>>47483056There is this one as well
>>47483153Or this one
>>47482635This seems rather pointless for a majority of the Gensokyo human population. Basic math, reading and writing is good, but what the hell is geography and history good for when they are stuck in some isolated prison? And calligraphy? That seems something for a rich kid with a lot of free time.
When a flower has blossomed. All that's left for it is to die
>>47483565No! Once the bloom ends, the tree should bear fruits. Beauty without purpose is wasted one.
When does this stupid bitch die, if she cant die of time(characters dont age in touhou), at least have some shinigami come for her
RIP
Good luck Akyuun!
Leave Akyuu's corpse to me.
To honor her memory, we should taxidermise her! It'll be like she's still there!
>>47481130isn't this literally a scene in the gensokyo of humans? Weird to see "fanart" that's literally just a page
I can't believe Akyuu is DEAD
>>47490987and the line for her corpse is too long
RIP.
>>47490995Like she's the comrade Lenin or something
>>47483023Where did the boxer Akyuu meme come from?
>>47488553No, her corpse is mine!
I can't believe Akyuu died of ligma
>>47492647who's akyuu
>>47492678LIGMA BALLS!
What is the source that says Akyuu dies 7th of august 2024? I can't find her exact birthday or anything that says 30 is the hard limit
>>4749473930 isn't a hard limit it's just been stated that Hieda reincarnations barely make it over.Augst 7th is her birthday, and she was born in 1994.
>>47494853The only source for her birthday I could find is PMiSS which says she was born in "Season 109 - est. 1994/08/07 ~ 1994/09/06"which implies she could have been born anywhere between that timeline instead of the exact first day (which is an estimation anyway?)
There's only one way for Akyuu to survive...
>>47494944Keep coping, akyuu is fucking dead
>>47495247Do you think that Akyuu spent her last few months on chinese girls threads?
>>47498177Well thanks for confirming my suspicion that all of this is just western fandom meme
>>47498996https://x.com/ashiyama/status/1820981626056405056/photo/1not just the west
ETERNAL QN!
What happens if Akyuu survives to see next year? Does that mean AQ ended the Child of Miare shit? Honestly, AQ getting a couple good sips of Hourai Elixir via Mokou's liver or something wouldn't be a bad thing since her immortality method is pure fucking garbage compared to everyone else's. Doubt ZUN'll ever do that though.
>>47506787no, that simply means she passed the average age of deathnow she's contributing to carry that average higher. In fact I don't think the average is actually 30, it's probably more around the mid thirties.
>>47507137Each iteration of the Child of Miare was dying sooner and sooner. The last one lived up to 25. If anything, AQ should've died years ago.
yeah but realistically how many in-universe years have passed since 1994I doubt the current touhou games are set in anything past 2008, unless the newer games explicitly reference something modern
>>47507357>the last one lived up to 25does it say that somewhere?
>>47494739>I don't know whether this is because the reincarnation is imperfect or because we simply know too much, but I probably will not live until thirtyPerfect Memento in Strict Sense
>>47507376It works on Simpsons/comic book time.
>>47505025She'll beat her next reincarnation for sure
>>47507376We know at least that PoFV was in 2004. Touhou *should* keep up with the current date but I feel that ZUN maybe hasn't really respected that for the last five years, especially since he introduced ZoomieUnless we see her in Daigaku it's probable that not much time has passed since her introduction.
>>47509343Touhou does keep up with the current date and years pass over the course of the series, which is notably shown with stuff like Kanako's cable car, which took years to build in and out of universe.It's just that the characters don't age in the process, so Reimu is still in her mid-teens or so while Sumireko is still in high school.As to how decades can pass while the characters themselves remain teenagers? Well, that's not something you need to worry about.
>>47509517That would be the Simpsons/comic book time. The whole simpson family have iphones now and no one aged meaningfully (there might have been some birthday episode I don't remember) since 1987. The year is clearly ours in the Simpson but no one has aged. Bart should be 44.
>>47509560This is /jp/, good sir.We call is Sazae-san Time here.
>>47509582I personally love Sakura time.They went from landlines to smartphones over summer vacation
>>47509582That would be the Sazae time. The whole Sazae family have erm.... I haven't seen it.... now and no one aged meaningfully (there might have been some birthday episode I don't remember) since 1946. The year was clearly ours in Sazae-san the but no one has aged. Sazae should be 104 now.
She's coming
>>47531993And so am I
>>47535058I'll laugh last cause she came here to die!
>>47492107FS.
>>47509517Sumireko has the excuse that time doesn't always align with the outside world in Gensokyo perfectly, so events that are taking place over the span of a single year from her perspective might feel like several from Genoskyo's as she jumps ahead a few years.
>>47546822Which chapter? t. I haven't read all of it
She's deadWhat now?
>>47572128We mourn.
Kosuzu is going around Akyuu's back and consorting with the fairies! How would she react to this?
>>47587880PREPARE YOURSELVES!
Akyuu died for your sins!
>>47381457She looks so fluffy and huggable and squishable in some of this art.
Hey
>>47644255Poor Akyuu sugar crashed after drinking that strawberry drink loaded with sugar. Don't worry little one, I will take you to your room where you'll be able to sleep.
>>47644671And you'll do nothing else, right?
>>47644763don't type with a boner, kids
>>47644743I shall also tuck her in gently, this time without trying to spoiler it because I'm unsure how I messed the spoiler up, and shan't try a second time.
Any way to speed up the reincarnation process? If we can get it going quickly we'd have a new walking and talking Akyuu before you know it
This one feels exceptionally cute
Where are the Akyuu babies
>>47665656By "this one" you mean Akyuu, right?
>>47670108Akyuu is always cute, i meant that the image depicted her extra cute
>>47654467Hourai elixir
and stay dead
I always find early Akyuu art endearing
So cute
>>47708696Is becoming a cat the only way to postpone her death?
>>47716223Disturbing. The things Eiki-sama made the 9n do to extend her lifespan...
>>47716507This includes munching on the Yama's pussy after death, it's how she works off her debt.
>>47723869Homosexual thoughts
>>47644766It would be hard.Also you'd have to try and press the keys with your penis...
Do you think Akyuu has a painting for each of her incarnations?
>>47726463I think that's a possibility, but she also talks a few times in ways that makes it look like she isn't really too familiar with her ancestors, so perhaps they are more a thing that she keeps in a safe space tucked away, and not something that she displays proudly or is in a place that she constantly looks at.
The Qn humiliation tour continues...Is Eiki-sama trying to teach her a lesson on humility?
>>47734631Akyuu looks content, knowing that even in the body of a fairy, she had the joy of having lived as a human, having enough intellect to rejoice in that which the other fairies lacked, truly she can spend her days as a fairy only being constantly reassured that she lived the right way whenever a fairy behaved just like she always knew they behave
