Must be hard living surrounded by all those impure earthlings and have a dog steal your only air freshener
>>47626200Made for breeding.
why are impurers so foul-smelling...
Seiran has yet to realise that those 'foul-smelling impure earthlings' actually make her really, really horny
Moon rabbit units are weak to flanking attacks from behind.
buying Seiran's dango and lying about how good it is in exchange for a hug!
>>47626639source?
>>47626754>in exchange for a hug!What a lewd bnuy.
perhaps moving to the land of impurity was a mistake... what was so bad about the moon anyway?
>>47627246Lack of big earthling cocks
>>47627246Too many lesbians.
Seiran raped a man who bought and praised her dango and got away with it
>>47627825How is she allowed to do that?! Wow! Gensokyo isn't the happy cute place I remember!
>>47627246Impurity is hot and literally every moonie bitch is into it. It's why they don't allow people to leave so easily.
>>47627825How is he allowed to have that happen and not me?! No! Gensokyo isn't the lewd erotic place I remember!
>>47627825It was his fault desu, you never trust a youkai who wants to bring you back to her place to sample new dango flavours.
>>47627825it wasn't like that, okay!? I just heard in the pub that the man just happened to get a prized dango stick, and the award was a complete date with the patron of the Blue Moon Dango Store (which right now is having a bog discount for 3 sets purchases!).Unfortunately, that kind sir had a problem with his schedule, so I just sped some formalities up. so he got a instant date with the bunny. I can guarantee he was satisfied with the service. or so I heard, of course!
>>47627881thismoonbitches secretly crave to be defiled by impurity, but their top brass knows that they will go extinct as a whole if they cave into these desires.
i like her designseems almost sisterlike because of her hairstyle
>>47626763Source is me, but I've been slacking off on uploading.https://files.catbox.moe/7fyadn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ibn1u6.jpg
>>47630350Thanks. Nice AIslop btw.
>>47630350Uncharacteristically fertile, AInon. Any malnourished bunnies on tap?
>>47630350>I've>been
>>47632347*AI've
>>47630350Post more Tewi please.
Fuck this rabbit
>>47635896with her consent, right?
>>47636521It's not her consent you need to worry about.
>>47636521Rabbits are in heat 24/7, so sex with them is always consensual.If they try to run away or beg for you to stop, remember that it's just their fetish and keep going.
>>47636521NO!
>>47636614>Rabbits are in heat 24/7This is a big reason why they're so dangerous by the way. A beast youkai who is in heat for a few weeks of the year, whether they be cats, foxes, wolves, has no resistance to their body abruptly deciding they need to breed violently. But a rabbit? Their whole life is soaked in that desire. They're very good at seeming in control. A cat youkai will sidle up to you bright red, panting, and stammering out words, and if you still follow her out into the forest it's your own fault. A rabbit will seem perfectly healthy and normal, who just wants to show you a special recipe she has at home, or needs a big strong man to help fix her roofing. It's much trickier, much harder to see coming when you get week-long leg locking from sunrise until you pass out from exhaustion. And since rabbits live in large communities in that damn forest, when one bun has finally worked out years of that itch on a gullible human, the next one is bound to swoop in. Even if he escapes before being too broken to try, usually by screaming so much it attracts a passing incident resolver, the rabbits will all know his face and name as one of those humans who fucks bunnies.Just say NO to rabbits!
>>47636659Quit your shitposting and go back to Higan, Akyuu.
>>47632253Good idea.https://files.catbox.moe/db3xss.jpg
>>47637146That's a man.
>>47630350Is this another ntr/whore scenario?
>>47637162call me a faggot then because I want to fuck that man
>>47637185Uhhh, according to this little bit I wrote, it's a "Seiran caught a human wandering dangerously close to the rabbits' mountain base and is using a known and renowned human male subjugation technique to keep him still and docile while she radios in the rest of the squad. Then loses just as Ringo gets there." scenario.
>>47636659The 'worst' part? Rabbits are known to form strong family units centered around a male that are absolutely dedicated to each other as rabbits are highly social creatures. The hardest part of avoiding the temptation of rabbits is when she starts getting you to hang out with her friends, they'll be so nice and friendly just like the family you never had. Before you know it, one sip of sake and some casual headpatting will see you buried under bnuuy flesh that night. Its a long con, but by the time you find out the real reason your cool new friends are inviting you to a mochi party its much too late and you won't even care. Heck, you probably have a crush on one thats she's hinting at reciprocating
>>47639405Is there any way to keep my relationship with a moon rabbit purely platonic? I just like Seiran's dango. I don't intend to, so to say, pound her mochi. How do I keep it professional?
>>47644600Yes, however it will be assumed you like male rabbits.
>>47644600Sadly bnuuys work on a timer(literally) being around a man too much WILL send them into heat. Patting their fluffy heads and tails too much? HeatPaying a few too many compliments? HeatComing too often? HeatPromise to come back often? HeatWorking long hours to help her with her stand? HeatGive her a hug but forgot your deodorant? HeatTell her you want to get to know the other rabbit she came down with? 15 minutes till HEATGood luck anon, and yes literally all rabbit youkai are like this
Pro-tip, if the bunny keeps her hand under the table, insidt she washes them before she hands you your dango. It's just unhygenic.
>>47644624>all rabbit youkai are like thisGood thing, then, that my favorite dango purveyor isn't one.
>>47644646anon, those are bunny ears...
>>47648456Oh, nice, she got me two popsicles.
>>47651760Wasn't Ringo supposed to be watching her figure? What happened to that?
>>47644646>>47651954Yes, usagi 's belly
>>47630350The sex ear clip got me more than it should've.
Haha imagine using a dango instead of a dildo when she is in heat. She forgot to clean her pussy while the dango was still there. After a few days, everyone noticed that her pussy smelled like rotting dango, then Ringo called Eirin for a medical checkup.
>>47626200Made to have all her boyfriends stolen by Ringo.
>>47661428Why would they be whatsoever interested in Ringo when they have Seiran? Makes no sense.
Heeeyyy Anon come get a drink!
>>47663701I think this bunbun wants to turn my kids into bunbuns
>>47661809Because Ringo is cuter, hotter, a better cook, and smells nicer? Also Ringo doesn't sexually harass people, masturbate on the job, or cause trouble for the nice women of Hell.
bnuy
>>47666115>masturbate on the jobYeah, because Ringo fucks humans from the second her stand shuts until she falls asleep, and then she gives them a goodbye blowjob and a quickie the next morning before setting her stand back up. If it wasn't for her natural dango making talents, she'd have gone out of business years ago! Seiran's dango comes from hard work alone, so she doesn't have the time to spend on finding random human men to sleep with! Just because every now and then she relieves some stress while no one's around doesn't mean she does all that other stuff too!
Mating with the blue bun
smelly bunny
>>47686143Lies.
would hug (even if get hammered soon after because dem youkai bully homans)
is she the most powerful rabbit? firing bullets across dimensions sounds better than waves or luck or whatever ringo does
rabbit rabbit
>>47686143Ur mom smelly
>>47700066Yes. My mommy wife (Seiran) is smelly. That is one of the best things about her.
>>47708607Canon lesbians Canon lesbians
>>47708692Actually, going by her TH19 dialogue, Seiran doesn't care for or even see Ringo regularly.
>>47701333Cute
>>47708711This is honestly the worst thing ZUN could've done with the two
>>47710374It is what it is. Maybe Ringo's screwing around with human boys. Or maybe Seiran's too busy feeding her hungry villager husband.What's annoying is that we didn't get Seiran's reason for staying on Earth. Not even a clue. Especially as it seems she still wants her environment to be moon-like, what with the deodorant ball.
bunny tits
>>47711285>What's annoying is that we didn't get Seiran's reason for staying on Earth. Not even a clue. Especially as it seems she still wants her environment to beMaybe she didn't like being a field negro.
>>47711285>What's annoying is that we didn't get Seiran's reason for staying on Earth. Not even a clue.But you did the first time she was introduced, she was treated like garbage by all her comrades and was the designated mochi pounder(a humiliating/brutal task according to ssib)
>>47718527it's humiliating because it's the job for low class no abilities bunnies like Rei'sen. Seiran probably thinks of herself as closer to Udonge in terms of combat abilitiy which means seeing her reduced to a low class position would have been a travesty.
>>47718527>designated mochi-poundershe's classed as infiltrator which is described as a low-paid crappy job that's also the most dangerous. From the sound of it, she was making mochi for the eagle ravi purely to be nice even though she's treated like dirt.she's literally described like low-level yakuza who aren't expected to get out of whatever they're doing alive.
>>47718599I've thought about this and all I have is context clues, but I figure its more about it being some kind of useless task that is entirely unneeded practically and exists to waste your time. A truly terrible fate for immortals who 'play around all day'.>>47718658That sounds about right, "nice person treated like dirt by her comrades" is the best explanation we have to go on until its explicitly stated(never)
Third lunar war when?
>>47722722Same day the Seiran KMS spinoff updates.
>>47723021the what?
Raw doggystyle sex with Seiran
>>47728851already posted
>>47725063Seiran has canonically not interacted with either of these two for a long time!
>>47725150someone wrote a spinoff fic about Seiran and her (possibly) boyfriend from KMS
how dangerous is it to hang out with her?
>>47732587KMS?
>>47738765Not HSE.
>>47738765Kaguya's Mochi Shop.
>>47732587I'm pretty sure they didn't.
>>47744511these things can happen after you eat some funny-tasting mochi
>>47732426Big bountiful bunny-bun
bunny status?
>>47750923ovulating
>>47750923In heat
>>47750923Good girl who deserves headpats.
>>47756365>headpats*rape
>>47761089SOFT rape
>>47770650VIOLENT rape
>>47776030CONSENSUAL rape
>>47761089>>47770650>>47776030>>47776478Do NOT rape the rabbit lest ye get bonked by her mochi hammer!
All rabbits should be raped. No exceptions.
>>47776734Rabbits can't be raped. All rabbits are sluts and into it.
All rabbits are queens!
>>47626200Must be hard being an unskilled immigrant living amongst far more dedicated and trustworthy laborers.
>>47626200Seiran and Ringo are both too cute... and unmedicated.
>>47711285Most of Seiran's dialogue in 19 seemed to make her out to actually be enjoying the impurity of earth
>>47781222But are they spayed? This is important.
>>47786097Not only does she enjoy the impurity, she also enjoys being violated and humiliated by countless villagers.
>>47626200All moon rabbits should be impregnated
>>47790738But who could undertake such a task?
>>47718658You'd think infiltrators would be treated better given that their role is similar to modern special operation units.
you know they've really fallen when they start eating boragrar
>>47793134me
>>47800417Jokes on you. Sh only eats vegan meat.
lewd rabbit
>>47644638Pro-tip: if you eat those dangos you're definitively eating bunny pussy juices maliciously mixed in.
>>47793134There is only one...
What if Seiran is actually a spy sent to keep an eye on Gensokyo?
>>47819189That'd make her The Spy Who Loved Me.
>>47819189She came to spy on my morning erection on a daily basis.
>>47828210So far there’s not much to report lol.
>>47828602What would happen if I asked her to crush my stinky cock and balls with her giant bloodstained mallet?
>>47828649https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkOib-MmTds&pp=ygUbY2FydG9vbiBzcXVpc2ggc291bmQgZWZmZWN0
>>47776577She seems to smell very goodI want to kiss and smell her soft body!
I wanna pull and lick her tail!
>>47844410v-very lewd...
>>47853361At least he doesn't want to lick under the tail.
>>47853526She pees from there...
>>47853533Suctioning the moon juice straight out of Seiran's reservoir....
>>47853526Would it be called a bunjob instead of a rimjob?
>>47855989No, usagijob is better.
Oyasumi Seiran
