I hope you'll like my blood donation todayPlease be gentleOwie
flan-chan is a mosquito
>>47649447Flan-chan needs a looot of blood for another day full of kisses and loving tribbing with her sister, the head maid, fairy maids, the chinese girl and the succubus!
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
inb4
>>47652057Oh God, my lungs!
>>47655555based
I hope it's tasty
I like to imagine that flan-chan is nicer compared to remi, flan seems like the type to give back hugs kisses pats and even compliments even if they sound awkward she just thinks its the right way to treat people who treat her nicely.
>>47664284>I like to imagine that flan-chan is nicer compared to remicute headcanon, but she's not.
>>47664488proof?
>>47664636the official manga and gouyoku ibunsorry
>>47664284>nicer compared to remiSorry anon, all evidence unfortunately point to the contraryRemilia is Sociable (likes to party even during daylight) affectioned (Hugs Reimu from nothing, one of her moves in the figtinh game is a literal Bloodsucking kiss) Does not hold Grudges unlike yukari(SSIB) and Cares for the Fairy Maids.Meanwhile Flandre is condescending (aya interview), jump at violence at the least oportunity (gouyoku ibun, FDS), Hold grudges (Implied in FDS because Patche was attacked in the Manor) and kind of suspicious of her sister employees (distrust Meiling since ever)We just hope getting her teeth punched by Byakuren put some sence into her.
>>47665459I can fix her
>>47664693the sign says no touching...
>>47665735god is immune
upload it weebs
>>47673254Was thinking the same thing earlier. Would be even better if any of his shit ever got uncensored.
How do I get rid of microplastics in my blood so my blood will be pure for Flan-chan? Any other recommended detoxes for toxic metals or vaccine shit (even flu shots)? I must be pure blooded for Flan-chan!!!!
Want to make babies.
>>47675348who tf taught flandre that things
>>47676688Patchouli did.
>>47676688Koa gave her ideas
>>47665459Really makes me wonder how flan-chan would react if a butler arrived at the mansion, would she be exited knowing that theres a male roaming around the mansion, or would she be cautious and watch from afar?
>>47681550Can confirm, standoff-ish until she warms up to you, just like her sister did.
this is her place
>>47683324Sorry but that's my job.
>December 28, 2009
>>47684346she needs medical attention
I wish I could be flan’s personal butler and play with her all night long
I want to play with Furan-chan too
>>47691555I don't think that outfit is appropriate for Flan-chan.
>>47691577There’s nothing wrong with that, in fact I think flan-chan would sound very cute with a french accent
>>47694542i wish i french though
< - (You)r heart, right now
Going to the beach with Flan, who can't swim, uuuu...
>>47695101To be with both of you forever? Alright.
>>47699904ughuuu----
God I wish Flan-chan would kill me
am i ugly
>>47702055How the FUCK did you end up on this board. >staten islandAnd also thanks for producing Terrible Tim (RIP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg
>>47702101proof?
>>47702115Only the most reputable of news sources for you, anonhttps://statenislander.org/2020/07/24/terrible-tim-terrible-tim-exclusive-interview-with-staten-island-underground-music-cult-icon/
>>47702139
Flandre is flexing with her rich sister
>>47676688Patchouli prob saw something like that in an old ass book
>>47705254my cock belongs between these tummies
>>47705254Yurisisters
I want to sleep with flan-chan!
>>47709701you'd sleep next to the coffin
>>47713247"Ah, yes, just me, Flan, and her 600lb solid wood and steel coffin"
>>47706722Bad meido, bad!
I want flan-chan to show me her fangs!
Once I meet flan-chan the first thing I’m going to do is pick her up and spin her around, then Im going to lift up her shirt and give her lots of tummy kisses and to finish it off im going to take off her cute little shoes and frilly socks and tickle her feet!
Flan is wondering where are her fans
>>47723811all gone, sucked dry.
>>47721706When I meet Flandre, first thing I will do is give Flandre her favourite food but it will be full of dynamite and a bite-sensitive primer. See how she likes it.
>>47723840"Finally in Gensokyo and ready to be a nuisance for no reason other than my own ego! Surely nothing can stop me fro-"
>>47723875I have a perfectly good reason, I'm seeking retributive justice for the crimes committed against Yuuma my beloved.
>>47723893She will regenerate the next day
>>47724886That's fine, this is simply teaching her some perspective.
Flan came to wake you up
>>47728723but it's 2am!
she french remi italian
>>47729906no i french remi
>>47729910u french?
>>47729902This is why you counterattack by wrapping your arms around her and making her into a hug pillow. Either she accepts her fate or your getting tickled till you cry.
My beloved daughter Flan-chan
>>47730529
>>47729916Immensely beautiful and sexy teeth
>>47730869how do they feel going into ur skin?
>>47730889hurt a lot
sleepover in sdm
>>47732229proof?
>>47734964poke yourself with a disinfected screwdriver twice
>>47730889A real flan fan would know that flan will never bite you since she gets her daily blood intake from tea and cake and she doesn’t know how to suck blood
>>47734767That was a really hot yuri party
>>47734767Flan, Remi, and Koishi? Imagine the diaper changes!
>>47740990>>47742401
>>47742401>>47654426
>>47742500She can learn on meI agreeThis would be pain I'm ready to bear
>>47742500This Flan needs a haircut.
Is Flan a gamer? Does she have a console in her basement?
>>47751260
HAPPY FLANDAY!
"haha thanks for you blood donation anon"
Flandre is no more
Flan-chan is back!
>>47751260flatty bat
Flan-chan is very fluffy!
>>47766105And very dreamy!
I want to be flan-chan caretaker forever!
Flan-chan smells really good
>>47779832Wow, Reimu is gay...
>>47779832proof?
>>47649447
Why is Flan such a lewd girl?
>>47782234leeeewdddd
>>47749575I like to think remi bought her different consoles and calls them all nintendos
>>47782417why would a 500 year old like games
>>47782430Why wouldn't they?
>>47782234Because you've awakened her long dormant lust on that one faithful night
>>47734767T-they shouldn't be drinking! They are too young!
I love how artists always draw Flandre with bigger boobs than her big sis.
>>47786385(And lovingly by me)
>>47786385
>>47786738Where's the pizza, Remi?
>>47786770she sicilian
>>47787007She Fumo
>>47782417Flan is using the SDM basement to hoard old consoles and arcade machines. She has already filled 5 rooms and keeps pestering Remi for more! Lots of them have been crossing the Gensokyo border lately and Rinnosuke is more than happy to sell "Nintendos for the young mistress" to Sakuya.
>>47787076She shy
>>47787087She's mine, is what she is. And shy.
>>47786385500 years of incest
>>47787935imagine the smell
>>47787087Remilia sounds boring in bed honestly, I would not be surprised if she was still virgin at 500.
>>47789498It's okay Flan is here for her big sis
>>47789510Cute lesbians
>>47780354I caught a whiff while delivering some snacks for her, surprisingly she has a pleasant natural smell,
wake up quuen
>>47793143
>>47787082I wanna know who this cosplayer is...
>>47795915I know who it is, but I'm not telling
>>47795915it's not a cosplay it's Flan
>>47796112No, it's a cosplayer. The face and body size are all wrong. I would know, since I'm around her and her sister everyday and helping Sakuya around the mansion.
>>47796134are they nice or just see you as food?
>>47796140They're nice and smell nice. And contrary to popular belief, the blood actually comes from imported excess at the Outside World blood banks and then gets mixed into normal food.
>>47796272have you volunteered ur neck yet?
Modern flan or classic flan?
Flan is 100% the nicer sister once you get to meet her, the way she treats Marisa should be enough to give that away, she's just a little chaotic but anyone that can treat her as an equal has her favor, Remilia will always think of herself as superior to everyone else instead.
>>47801134Flan x FlanThe girl that can masturbate to yuri while engaging in yuri
this is way too hot
Do vampires sweat?
>>47809901Yes, that's why they take baths.
Sleeping with flan-chan must be nice
menace to gensokyo
>>47796356I volunteer my nose to go between her udders
>>47817355
flan's fluffy hair!
I want to nibble on flans cute pointy ears!
>>47690815I can only ever see that as a "choosing how you die" kind of thing.
Stop fucking delude me.
>>47821273Flan is not evil at all, she wont kill you unless you’re boring and plain as a rock or try to do lewd stuff to her, you can entertain her quite easily with tabletop games or telling her stories about the outside world.
>>47826462Can confirm.
>>47826462Flan wouldn't straight up kill you just for being boring or plain, if you are strong she might try to but that's just because she likes a fair fight.
https://files.catbox.moe/axi4w8.png
>>47827743>>47826462i dont want to be killed by Flan (unless its her thighs)
i want to hug flan but i know i shouldnt since i would go boom
you won't go boom if you're nice
>>47832323https://warosu.org/jp/thread/44168965#p44424591im not so sure
>>47811535Give me her sister>>47817209 instead.
>>47832148Flan really likes hugs, she loves your body warmth and hearing your heart beat it makes her feel alive.
sicilian
>>47652057WTF
>>47833216just don't give her absurd amounts of sugar dummy
>>47821273How do you suppose it'd feel to be destroyed by her. Like, if she just looked at you and squeezed, would it feel like you're being crushed or would be over in an instant or what?
>>47837002depends on how hyper she is, if she's just going for a normal hug and gradually tightens it you'll probably be running out of oxygen and then everything would go dark in a split secondif she just goes full squeeze you wouldn't even feel anything
Flan is a very nice girl that just wants to play!
>>47843540I want to play with her!
>>47843540She plays too rough. I'm taking my ball and going home.
>>47843635How rude.
>>47832323You go boom anyways
Flan likes your scent quite a bit
>>47851711flan-chan, you pervert!
>>47851711That's Sakuya's shirt
Just giving Flan-chan a hug would make me really happy even if there's a risk of her breaking my spine by accident. Nothing lewd, just a plain ol' friendly hug.
I would love to just lay in bed with her all night long, just enjoying her company for a while.
>>47854458Only if you're a girl
>>47856459Ywnbaw
I love that Flandre's always depicted slightly more sexually developed than Remilia
>>47856555Remi is a complete fucking idiot when it comes to thatFlandre knows a few things
I want to have a staring contest with flan just because I like looking at her beautiful scarlet eyes
>>47861234that's remimi.
>>47856555That's because she is
>>47856555And this is why Flan shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
>>47869685Flan-chan has the cutest little feet!
>>47871564tickle them all!
Do vampires hate oranges and sunflowers? They are representations of the sun after all.
>>47871747No, because Flan smells like oranges.
Flan is my daughter
>>47876320Your daughter is a lesbian, anon
>>47856903Because Remilia is tradwife material and Flandre is your average modern woman.
>>47876382As the only true husband of Remilia, I can confirm this is true.
>>47876496Your wife cheats on you with the maid, dude
>>47876536The maid is part of the package-who do you think you're quoting?
>>47649447>F-FLANFALN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>47877177l-look at those flannies...
>>47876382>tradwifeShe's not cooking for you, pleb.
>>47877502Neither one of them are. That's what the maids are for, and if that ain't trad material I don't know what is-tradmoneywife.
>>47877177This Flan's upper and lower body look extra squishy. What are they feeding her?
>>47877502What do you mean anon ? She just made me a sandwich 30 minutes ago. She is great at cooking, but she can't stand garlic so I gotta help her when it comes to that.
>>47878436how can she hate garlic she italian
>>47878735Oh really ? Let's see if she survives that then.
>>47877902She eats mostly cakes and tea and barely moves at all!
>>47882891flan, no!
>>47882891>usb chargerwhat the fug, where is this pic from? is this something common?
>>47884134Probably at some high end coffee shop or something, maybe an airport. I pulled it off the web by searching "Remilia Flandre Garlic Cooking" so your guys is as good as mine.
>>47882891RIP in pepperoni
Why are they mocking me
>>47886012peepee smol (xray vision)
>>47886012They're not koreans they aren't mocking youThey're just doing cute poses together. Girls do that.
I love when artists draw flan-chan with pointy ears!
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