Hey mister~ I have called you yesterday, why didn't you answer ?
>>47657136>I have called you yesterdayGod damn it, Remilia, that is not how you use present perfect. Aren't you supposed to be fluent in English?
>>47657199Remilia is a filthy french, it is not surprising her english is terrible.
>>47657136No, I don't want to have sex.
bat paizuri
>>47657136I want to be Remilia!
>>47657312Stinky French girl
>>47658236I want to sniff your feet and change your diapers Remimi!
Remilia gaming
>>47657136Because I muted you on disc, brats like you are pretty whiny sometimes. Be glad I didn't remove you.
Remi the Rock
>>47657136I want to force myself upon Ojou-sama
>>47657136Because I was shopping for your engagement ring, you know this. And it's been years, why do you keep calling me "Mister"?
>>47661599Why Marisa ?
>>47657312>>47658345French rhymes with stenchI have contracted a fatal lung disease from her feet.
>>47664085Please understand, that's who anon got turned into when she entered Gensokyo.
always works
I want a hug from Lady Remilia, not feeling so well right now.
>>47657136I don't take calls form strangers thank you.
Remi in vr!
upload it weebs
>>47673215Sauce ?
>>47674602MSOhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121295526
>>47657136DO NOT REDEEEM!
>>47657136Bastard! How many lives have you sucked to maintain that figure?
>>47658236I wish I was a girl so I could be Remilia.
>>47676208>>47658236ywnbaw
>>47657136Sorry I was balls deep in your little sister, she's much more fun to hang out with.
>>47676235it's time to take your stroke meds, anon
>>47676288get off the computer and go back to bed, flandre
>>47677375I want Remi to do this to me
>>47673215God I want to mating press Remilia violently
The charisma is often used as a joke, but it's funny that Remi is unironically beloved by everyone in the mansion.Meiling: Manga nerdsPatche: Close friendsSakuya: Loyal maidFlandre: SistersThe mistress loves everyone in her house!
>>47678505>>47681647Now find a wig and kiss each other
her true form is way too strong for you
mofumofumofumofumofuu~
I kneel
>>47657136I don't pick up unknown numbers, or really any number at all. Text me next time if it's important.
>>47692471Like our love juices.
there is a takorin remi ero game in the works with a playable demo on his fantia page, no ero scenes in the demo
>>47693764awes->no ero scenes
>>47693941Technically there is one where if you let yourself get too hard you have difficulty walking and eventually just ejaculate onto the floor. Since the SDM is nothing but carpets this is a disaster.
>>47692463I need more of the Mistress in this pose
>>47692463>>47693995remimi's long sexy legs...
>>47693995
>>47657199Fate manipulation. This will be perfect English in 100 years.
>>47692463
What makes the loli aristocrat vampire such a good archetype?
>>47699922
>>47700555Being my loving, faithful, pregnant wife.
I wouldn't love Touhou if Remilia never existed.
I will never have this, I wil never be happy.
Remilia car
Delicately pulverizing Remi's pussy after a tedious social gathering and giving her unrelenting orgasms to alleviate her pent up stress...
>>47707300cool remicar
>>47700555The contrast between having the charisma of an highborn aristocrat and a body that that does not allow you to take her seriously no matter how powerful the force of her personality is.
What does Remilia smell like ?
>>47711875Roses, vanilla, blood, and our love juices
>>47711875Dust, blood, formaldehyde.
sadly theres currently no need for a butler at the mansion. there is however a new position open for a coffin warmer and you look to be just the perfect fit for it!
>>47707300Osaka bus
>>47712154WHOOPS
>>47712090But Anon, I'm the butler and coffin warmer/body pillow already.
>>47712168I'm sorry that this is how you had to find out that you're fired.
>>47711875feet
>>47712777I think you're mistaken- the opening is for Flan's room, not Remi's. I'm already in this position and even have tenure. Maybe you read the want ad wrong.
>>47712090I'm afraid I wouldn't fit inside Remilia's tiny coffin... if you know what I mean..
>>47657136I want to rim Remillia that's why they call her Rem-illia because her ass is so eatable.
>>47713873kys
>>47713936no u
>>47713873imagine not tonguefucking her cunny insteadhttps://files.catbox.moe/b3xgt3.webm
>>47714967I do want to do that more I think I just had to make the joke though.
>>47714967
>>47714967God I wish I was Sakuya
Wish I could draw, I would draw Remi everyday
>>47712090>you look to be just the perfect fitBut I'm over 6 foot tall.
>>47718258it's just a matter of practice.
>>47718503Of course, but drawing as good as Japanese artists take years of practice.
>>477186601) depends on the quality of your practice2) depends on how willing you are to seriously learn3) depends on who and how you're learning4) you'd best get started
>>47718258Chanta learned to draw by drawing Ran everyday, it starts awful but practice comes improvement. Attempt to finish one drawing of the Remi every day no matter how terrible and read loomis and you'll eventually git gud.
>>47718660Use AI for inspiration, a lot of people criticize it but it's actually a good tool if you need inspiration.
>>47718710Don't just read or practice, go to art classes, they're not as expensive as you'd expect and a working adult can easily go through them. The ideal is actually to get the basics of a classical training first. A decent one gives you a massive leg up on drawing basically anything through giving you a ton of really important foundational skills on perspective, line weights, proportion, shading, confidence, and of course if you're in a good art class you should be having an art teacher helping you identify where you're struggling (this is super important, you can focus your practice later on getting that right). Once you really nail those (and they're also not as hard to get the basics of as you might assume), then you can learn to draw cartoonish styles. And you'll be much better off for it, once you've studied light and shadow, as well as proportion of the body and texture of different materials you will be in a really good position to race through learning to muck around with them.Do not learn to draw by just studying one art style. You will regret not having the foundations of a full art education. And don't be that guy in art class who comes in only wanting to learn about one style, that will go really wrong too.
>>47718660it's not like you have to wait years before being able to draw something good. draw a bit everyday and you're gonna be surprised at how much you can improve yourself in only a few months.
>>47718710One drawing everyday shouldn't be that hard, I'm a NEET with a lot of free time, I just gotta find the motivation.
>>47718802>working adultHUMONGOUS assumption right there you know.
>>47718802There are art classes in my city, though I think they focus more on traditional art than digital art but I could definitely give it a try, thanks for your tips anon.
>>47712090being a manlet finally pays off
>>47718814You don't need a degree to be good at drawing, there are many freelance artists who learned drawing by themselves, it's just a bit longer.
>>47718814Set aside time at a consistent point every day. The first month where you build the habit of drawing for, say, a whole hour is harder. Then when you get into the habit, it's easy to sustain. Pick something easy and achievable, even if it's just 15 minutes shortly before you go to bed. You can always up your total drawing time when you get used to it later.
>>47718757AI won't help you to learn different art styles though, unless you're doing some editings by yourself.
>>47719131A good prompt with a good AI can be really helpful to draw poses. That doesn't mean you have to copy everything.
>>47718258Godspeed anon, there is too many Flandre artists and I want to see more Remilia
>>47718949Gotcha, I suppose I could start with easy things like drawing portraits of Remilia and once I get better I could draw her doing poses and other things like that.
>>47720202Flandre is (unfortunately) more popular than Remilia so that's expected, /jp/ is an exception.
>>47720476All her fans are mostly underage, even Zun agrees. A fan of Flandre today will become a fan of Remi tomorrow.
>>47718660These replies have already mentioned it:>>47718688>>47718803But I think it bears repeating: some people take a decade to git gud, other people can do it within a year or two because they took it seriously.What "taking it seriously" means is sort of nebulous. We know practicing daily(including warm-ups, exercises, experimentation, and application) is important, also having good teachers and mentorship is valuable, but outside of that things get more hairy, like is studying from other artists more important then studying from life? What kind of mediums are the best to learn principles from and in what order should you learn them? What's the best way to reason about perspective?Overall, I think once you have the best learning materials, the best mentors, the best tools, and the best routine, it comes down to who has the most schizophrenic and customized internal model, which comes from thinking about creating art all the time beyond what you're told/read/practice.
>>47720515Yeah, same for Koishi, and half of the Touhou fanbase is underage (I'm 25 and that makes me feel old), it's not surprising that these characters are polling so high. I'd love to see the difference between the West and Japan though.
>>47721140I was feeling sad, thank you
>>47719339AI is trash at drawing hands though.
>>47721788If the hands weren't bad, I wouldn't even be able to tell it was AI-generated.
>>47721805Artist doesn't Remilia, therefore I do it by myself, the hands can be fixed but I'm too lazy to do it.
>>47721788from everything I've seen, AI only has trash hands if you don't know how to generate themI'm not an AI guy but I've definitely seen plenty of high quality generated hands including during the novelAI craze here in december and january
>>47721844Yep, I'm personally using novelAI and I can definitely fix it and other flaws but I'm just lazy.
>>47721844Oh nice, it's that one again. I was the one that asked for that to be generated.
why do mods hate italians
>>47723722they seem to hate everyone who doesnt speak english
>>47724862Quelle tristesse.
>>47721826Mommy Remilia ?
>>47724862– Fammi promessa, e non me la negare,Se vôi che più sia tua ch’io non son mia,Ché a tal servigio me puoi comparare;Né creder che aggia tanta scortesia,Che da te voglia quel che non puoi fare;Ma sol cheggio da te che per mio amoreMostri ad un giorno tutto il tuo valore.
>>47725294– Make me a promise, and do not deny it to me,If you want me to be more yours than I am mine,For you can compare me to such a service;Nor believe that I have such discourtesy,That I want from you what you cannot do;But I only ask of you that for my loveYou show one day all your worth.
>>47721877P L U M P
>>47720840If half of the fanbase is underage then that means there are way more new touhou fans coming in than I am lead to believe
>>47725942Fumos attracted a lot of kids in the fandom.
>>47725917Legs
>>47657136I want to dress like Remi.
>>47718802Artschoolfag cope. You don't need to learn classics if you don't want to draw classics, and if anything an overemphasis on Western styles will give a Western look to your art, as well as requiring a ton of extra effort and filtering a lot of aspiring artists.There's only one piece of advice I would give to anyone interested in learning to do any particular thing: the best way to learn to do a thing is to do that thing. Learn concepts like lighting and anatomy sure, but practice them in the style you want to develop, because style is everything.
dozo
>>47730343domo arigatou
>>47728508I dunno man, I was drawing for three years self taught but I ended up learning way more at like six months of workshops.
>>47730343mistress corrected
>>47726298That's a nice AI-generated Remi, I love the pose, if this thread is still up I might redraw it and fix the hands/eyes depending on my mood.>>47728508Honestly I'd say the hardest part is finding your own style. I always end up copying a style.>>47730424That's because having teachers help. But overall you can learn the same amount on your own if you commit the same amount of time and effort. But either one is a pretty viable option.
>>47720840Komeiji sisters are more popular than Scarlet sisters in the West.
>>47728508>filtering a lot of aspiring artistsThis is a good thing though.
>>47732938Lol, no way fag.
>>47733341>t. Seething remifag/v/ isnt representative of the Western community, and I have seen way more Koishi/Satori fans than Remilia fans
I can't stop thinking about Remilia everyday, she even appears in my dreams
>>47734511
>>47735138I want to be that skull so badly.
>>47735234she uses you as a feetrest while your ghost continues to serve her.
>>47731593Where is the drawing of Remilia's thighs ?
>>47739016
>>47739967big mimi remimi
>>47739967
>>47742308
How to know if your best friend is triying to kill you? Serious responses only please. Time is a factor.
>>47742574Easy ways to find out are to consider if you've done anything that might have really upset them, like stealing their pudding, reading their non-waterproof books while in the bath, or opening up the library to the public and only giving them a week to get things ready without any way to tell you "no".
>>47742308I want to lick these shiny shoes
>>47742919You're horny-posting.Remilia is in danger, and you're being a degenerate......
>>47733680I have seen way more Remilia and Flan cosplays irl than of the schizo sisters. You are overdosing on cope.
>>47743200Yea, she's in danger because of ME
>>47742574Always find it interesting nobody remembers how important the host was to defeating Dracula since that has seemingly never re-occured with any depiction of fighting vampires I recall. Though considering how shocking that scene is to Catholics and Orthodox maybe it's a good thing.
>>47743997Hi, Patchouli.You should really let it go that she ate your snacks too. Koakuma was the one that showed her where you hid them all, anyways. Besides, we've already got another one just for you because Sakuya knew this was going to happen in the first place.
>>47744007Those weren't snacks. Those were experimental philosopher's stones. Be prepared for the wildest bowl movement of their 5-centuries long life.
>>47744065Everyone knows the philosophers stone is made of blood, so there's nothing to worry about. If anything, she just got a power up like in Super Marisa World.
>>47743977Those people are tourists that only know Touhou 6 characters, on Twitter and just online in general I see way more Satori/Koishi fans than Remilia/Flandre fans
>>47744807Good. I only love EoSD and PCB, I dont give a single shit about other Touhous.
>>47744807>online is more representative than real lifeThe absolute state of terminally online /jp/ autistsGo to anime conventions regularly, go talk to people, then come back.
>>47745330Some popular 2hutuber literally did a poll, cope.
>>47745447>Youtube poll>1,8K votes>Literally who>>47745330Tbh I've been to some conventions and I saw very few Touhou fans, it's really niche here, wish I could meet more.
>>47745447So let me get this straight. I point out how retarded it is to take online more seriously than real life. And you retort by presenting me a piece of crappy online data. You have a low quality brain. If anything, you just show that komeschizos are the mentally unstable internet dwellers you are presenting yourself as.>>47745466American or European? European anime conventions are pretty based. They have to be actual anime cons though, not some comic book or videogame derivative garbage.
>>47745757Western Europe, I went to one, and it was mostly Genshin Impact. I've only seen one girl cosplaying Patchouli and that was 2 years ago.
Remilia eating pizza.
>>47745864In Poland I haven't seen anything else but Flandre and Remilia, sometimes other characters but those two are the safest bet
>>47745757>They have to be actual anime cons though, not some comic book or videogame derivative garbage? I've been to a good few cons for anime, if you mean big nation ones then of course we lack those. There are lots of big regional cons that are filled with cosplayers and decent panels. Sadly the doujin scene isn't popular, areas for independents to be smaller and not nearly as big as the professional areas.
>>47745882Not bad, but one wrist cuff is lacking.>>47745886I'm from France, I don't cosplay but I have a Remilia Scarlet jacket, unfortunately I have never seen a Remilia cosplay.
>>47745922>I'm from Francefake, not a real country, you are a west german with an accent
>>47745927Funny because I live very close from Germany.
>>47744000>how important the host was to defeating Draculayou mean having the Eucharist and confession before battle?
>>47748199No. Bram Stoker's Dracula had the application of the consecrated host to a vampire's forehead which burns them, the application of the consecrated host to Dracula's soil to re-consecrate it and ensure he couldn't rest in it, and crumbling up the consecrated host to scatter as a ward that vampires physically cannot ever cross. Given Dracula is basically the book that created the modern image of the vampire in culture it's somewhat odd that the bread has never to my knowledge shown up outside it as an anti-vampire weapon.
>>47748272it would be delicious payback to have a priest transubstantiate bread to be the literal flesh of God and make the mistress eat it and gave her the mother of all food poisoning, if it not downright kill her like a holy Cyanide (if the SDM consumes the flesh of the outsiders)
>>47734511Remi! Remi! Matte yo Remi!Where the Uuu~
>>47748272what about consecrated pizza? or maybe... disconsecrated pizza?!
>>47748422https://youtube.com/watch?v=ARprRQbUCH4(Luckily for everyone involved, the sisters eat regular food that's just had blood mixed in)
>>47745922
get real
>>47751610My Remilia batwife is so beautiful.
>>47751610I want to cosplay here but IWNBAW
>>47752546Cosplay as bearded malehu, everyone loves the dudes with the stones to do it.
>>47751610That's a dude.
>>47753082That makes it even better
>>47753082You're a terrible liar.>>47755796Go be gay somewhere else.
>>47715893Izayoi kinda a freak!
I AM ON THE VERGE OF GOING TO /X/ TO TRY AND SUMMON A REMILIA FLAVORED SUCCUBUS AAAAAAAAAA
I want Remilia to enslave me. I would be her precious dog and I want to sleep on her thighs.
>>47757098I will kill you to death. -Sakuya
>>47757276No thighs. Only field work with fairies in garden. You under Hong Meiling now, get to work.
>>47748272>it's somewhat odd that the bread has never to my knowledge shown up outside it as an anti-vampire weaponTransubstantiation isn't widely known by non-Catholics except by protestants looking to ridicule us. It didn't have much cultural impact because it requires basic knowledge of Catholic theology. Regardless of anyone's personal take on the validity of transubstantiation, it's integral that it be consider Christ's flesh in the context of it vanquishing a vampire.
>>47757276?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo
>>47757435Lovers...
>>47760033Yep, both of mine.
A very elegant Lady.
Remilia and Satori are cute together
>>47767715Yeah, about that...
>>47767715She doesn't enjoy having her mind read at all
>>47771329Remilia's reaction is really cute.
>>47771771Everything about her is, that's why she's my (and only my) faithful and lovely batwife.
What is she looking at ?
>>47771896The surprise vacation rental I got us for our anniversary.
>>47771896
>>47771896What would her social media posts be like
>>47772020This
>>47772047Imagine being 500 years old and still playing Roblox.
>>47772076Imagine letting age dictate what kind of fun you can have. You're not invited to our Minecraft server anymore.
>>47772047I'd subscribe to her channel
>>47772076It’s only been out for a couple decades, nothing wrong with trying something new.
>>47772231See? Flan gets it.(But seriously, you two have to stop falling for the free Robux scams)
>>47772216I'd send her all my NEETbux.
>>47772426Ah, common mix-up. You're looking for the Eientei Household for that.
just me or is ke-ta's new Remilia artwork on pixiv looks like shit?I swear he's getting WORSE
>>47774262I miss Yuki, it's been almost 2 years that he stopped drawing.
>>47774262Post it
>>47775061https://files.catbox.moe/ergw8b.jpg
>>47775317My AI sense is tinglingMaybe he trained a local model and uses it to speed up creation?Maybe I'm just paranoid
>>47775384You are obsolete.
>>47775449Cool, machines can suffer in my steadSayonara suckas!!
>>47775317Actually, that's a revamp of an artwork from last year, original version : https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/c5/2c/__remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_ke_ta__sample-c52ccd6ea5cf1aae09d23c09b057ca29.jpg>>47774295He will (hopefully) come back, someday a lot of Remilia artists came back this year. I really like what Vileblood is doing, his style definitely improved, though I feel like he made Remilia's boobs a bit smaller, I liked how he made her with massive tits in his old artworks.
hnnnnnnnnngh!
>>47657136
post remipai
>>47780771
>>47734511What is it saying in the background?
>>47751610Remi if she realhttps://files.catbox.moe/u3t4fo.mp4
>>47780912She cute, I want to meet her.
>>47780771Huge vampìre tits
>>47780837Remi chan
>>47780757Cute sisters What are they up to?
>>47781005Yuri
>>47780953
>>47764071very seductive, till you approach her and realize she isn't taller than your waist
>>47781822Yeah, at that point the lust just becomes its own unstoppable entity
>>47781822And her penis is still bigger than yours.
>>47739967No motivation right now, sorry anon.
how does she smell?
>>47786640Roses, vanilla, blood, and our love.
>>47786640with her nose
>>47657136I want Remilia to use me as her own personal toilet.
>>47788215fuckin die
>>47786640Like sweaty feet and used diapers.
>>47788242and get beaten to death
>>47788244Imagine the smell of her 500 year unwashed vampire feet mixing with the smell of her fully loaded diaper.
I wish Remi was real, and I wish she was my wife.
>>47793385She is real, and she's already married to me. We've got a deal worked out where we each go to the others house every so often with the help off a few nights names in Gensokyo. The deal is we get to come and go, and all I have to do is keep her from making another incident. Easy.
>>47794192*Help of a few big namesSorry, she was crawling into my lap while I was typing. We have tea and cakes right now and she wants me to feed her all romantic-like. You know how it is.
>>47793385I just 3d printed a Remi right now. She's walking around my house. Get with the times
>>47794205See, this guy gets it
>>47793385she real
>>47794421If you mean a real heterosexual woman who is my wife, then yes.
>>47794508describe the scent
>>47794192Remilia did nothing wrong tho.
>>47711897Back made to catch hot ropes of cum
>>47794845you peolpe are too horny for jp
>>47794818I know that, and you know that, and she knows that, but tell that to the Crimson Slasher and the Black-White Bandit.
I hate the hey mister meme
>>47800480deal with it broevery 2hu has a shitty meme that will follow them till the end of time
>>47800480I would be so happy to wake up next to her.
>>47800480>>47800522Just dont interact with the western community, stick to the japanese/chinese fandom.
>>47800522Remi just happen to have several of them.
>>47800624Is this supposed to be funny ? Looks like some troon shitpost.
>>47800558western 2hu has the unfunniest memes of any community out there
>>4780134816 years old kids and trannies, therefore at least 80% of the western fandom.
Remi is 100% the nicer sister once you get to meet her, the way she treats her staff should be enough to give that away, she's just a little chaotic but anyone that can treat her as an equal has her favor, Flandre will always think of herself as superior to everyone else instead.
>>47802098But she is superior...?
>>47802098you just stole my pro-flandre post and made it into a Remi one!
>>47802325I'm just repeating what that Tengu newspaper article says after Ms. Sakuya finished reading it.
>>47802466
>>47800480I like the hey mister meme
>>47807617I am the Mister
>>47807617>>47808264No, you are filthy redditors.
>>47808333No, I am literally "THE" Mister because I married her.
>>47808443What ?? I am literally THE ONE who married one, who are you ?
>>47808461Who the hell names their child "One"?This is about the marriage between myself and Remilia in our faithful, loving, and eternal union while sharing it with the children we've had together thanks to lovey-dovey, handholding, baby making, mating-press sex every night. Who are you quoting?
Remilia is my wife.
>>47808503Oh, (you)re ass blasted, is ye?
>>47808503This is her first night with me
>>47808503Of our children, this is 3.
>>47808503Signs point to marriage with me
>>47808530But I married her.
>>47808565This is correct, if "I" is referring to me.
>>47808479Remilia is pure and faithful to only one, which is me.
>>47808598Maybe there's an echo in here or something. I'll need to get Sakuya to fix that time/space distortion thing after the hourly lovemaking session between my wife Remilia and myself.Pic related: right after I proposed and she said yes.
>>47808654What do you mean ? Here is a selfie of us.
>>47808654I wish it was meeeeeeee
>>47808676Yes Nixon, I remember when you paid back that loan you owed us so we could finally finish moving to Gensokyo.She really enjoyed the meal between the two of us the first night in our new home.
>>47808676And sorry about the Watergate thing, we wanted to help since you were so kind to us newlyweds, but vampires don't like running water, and.....well, she didn't want to chance it.
>>47808712Unfortunately, her internet addiction is another thing entirely. She gets a kick out of searching for illegal things, knowing the cops can't get into Gensokyo. At least it's not another incident....
>>47808701I am going to nuke Gensokyo and take back what belongs to me.
>>47808765See, this kind of action is why we didn't want to back you up during the scandal.....You can't solve everything with nukes just because she took the silverware from the Oval Office. We tried to ship it back and the Kappa stole it all.
Every Touhous can go and die in a hole for all I care. As long as Remi is alive and with me it is only what matters.
>>47808779Of course she's with you, Flan-you're sisters.
>>47808765See Dick? Now you've pissed off her sister for threatening to drop a sun on them.
>>47808789Big sis needs to learn a few things.
>>47808816That's just my Christmas present from last year. I taught her plenty and she had a few tricks of her own.
>>47808676I can't believe Nixon went on to live in Gensokyo and marry Remilia
>>47809767Get out of our mansion, Nixon. You're disturbing the mistress and her husband.
>>47811299This reminds me of the pic of a poverty Remi, happy because she found a semi - empty pudding container in the trashBreaks my heart errytime ;_;
Uuuu~
>>47811367tragedy for the sake of tragedy just can't get into my heart
Pudding for the sake of pudding just can't get enough on my plate.
describe the stench
Remilia sexually abuses the maids
how do I become a maid
>>47815868Rose, vanilla, blood, and our sex juices.>>47815961No she does not. Every fairy maid gets their once-weekly hug as payment for their work, the hobs get wine, Sakuya gets a week vacation in frozen time, and Patchouli gets an allowance but likes to try and cut back in the line for fairy pay.
>>47816045
>>47816041Poloandtweed.comSign up, do the courses, then go wild.*passage to Gensokyo and employment with the Scarlet Manor not guaranteed upon graduation.
>>47816045That's when fairies are sexually abused thoughThere's a reason she refuses to touch males
>>47816057That is an abomination. My wife does not have lumps of fat on her chest like how she is portrayed here and neither does Kagerou.Did Nixon put you up to this?
>>47816088Nixon gave her plastic surgery since she is his wife
>>47816088Proof?
>>47816084That's why she's on my third kid, and you're banned from the mansion grounds, Nixon.
>>47816101Daily, and not for you.
>>47816124so no proof
>>47816102That's Patchouli's kid though, as thanks for inventing a way to have magic babiesFirst is Sakuya's, second is Flan's, and Meiling is next in line
>>47816131Get out of here Tengu stalker.
Lady Remilia is so beautiful and majestic, she appears in my dreams every nights and in my thoughts everyday, she will never leave my mind, she occupies a very important place in my heart.Oh Remilia, My Great Lady.
>>47818074i cant stand the thought of losing all my Remi pics in death
>>47818079The first thing I do when waking up is looking up Remilia Scarlet on danbooru and pixiv, seeing beautiful pictures of Ojou-sama always bring a smile to my face.
>>47818079That's why I'm gunning to become a Lich and kill two birds with one stone-I keep all Remi stuff forever and I get forgotten about and end up in Gensokyo with her.
Look at how cute she is, she just wants to gives you a nice warm hug, how can anyone resist her charm ? I am madly in love with Ojou-sama.
>>47818350That's Sakuya in a costume-you can't lie to me.
>>47818350>nice warm hugvampires are cold blooded, you provide the warm hug and possible warm drink if your lucky
>>47820331I would be happy to give her my own blood.
>>47824009What I wake up to every night.
>>47673215aaaa upload it