And i would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddl-
This is the plot of every game
>>47665630Always remember who's behind the Ran prostate meme
>>47666691Fred?I can see it
>>47666691Mamizou would neverBecause she's on the internet telling men that taking tanuki futacock feels better than vaginal
>>47666691Mamizou = Buckethead??!
>>47666691What in the hell is "the Ran prostate meme"?
>>47668393For some reason Ranposters are obsessed with the idea that Ran is really into prostate massage.
>>47668393Ran apparently has a fetish for giving prostate orgasms, ask around the Ran threads and you'll have 6+ people showing up to argue passionately about the subject.
Mamizou's huge testicles
>>47668393the damage this one gif had caused is not to be understated
I want to be cuddled by Mamizou
>>47668393Ranfags wants to get pegged by Ran.
what's her name again? mommyzou fatassiwa?
>>47671837Sado Mami
>>47666691Does that mean Mamizou is the one giving free prostate massages?
>>47671837
>>47673475Mamizou, did you use your shapeshifting to give yourself huge knockers again?
>>47670617it's funny to me that you don't see any prostate massage posting with koakuma when buckethead did an animation of koakuma amazon pressing a guy while using her tail to stimulate his prostate
>>47673655yeah but you cant post that without a vacation, but you can post the gesture saying something like "imagine"
>>47671957Only accidentally. That's the difference between the two of them. Mamizou will crush your prostate with her girthy tanuki futapenis, but she's doing it to drain her fat balls somewhere and doesn't really care it makes you cum too. Ran gives prostate massages with her fingers because training you to have girly orgasms makes her tingle inside. Mamizou will ravage your prostate and barely notice you're cumming, but Ran wilp do it purely to make you squirm and drool from your mouth and cock.
>>47673655Full blown anal penetration with a demon tail might be a bridge too far many anons.
Mamitoes in my mouth
>>47673713Where is the line drawn at?
>>47673713Yeah I think it's more that no one gives a shit about Koakuma
>>47673812I'm the wrong person to ask. My intuition would be that many would refuse anything bigger than their own dick.
>>47673850Not me, I'm only interested if her gock is bigger than mine.
I love Mamizou!
>>47673861You are not among the many, then.
>>47673850I'd say no bigger than a finger, and exclusively a finger. No toys.
>>47673709A simple yes or no answer would've sufficed...
>>47673812do not answer this tanuki.do not give ideas to this veiled tanuki poster.protect the dignity of a fellow /jp/sie today.
>>47674249I like to be detailed.
Straightest thread on /jp/.
And this is why we should eradicate youkai.
>>47674627Why? It was the will of Heaven that your p spot was placed in your ass. If a young at heart lass wants to push it like a tengu with a scandalous scoop then she's clearly doing the will of Heaven and ought to be congratulated for it, not shamed, denigrated, or hunted by the rapscallions of this day and age.
Can you faggots at least post mamizou with your erp posts
>>47674743You know what this image is missing? Veins.
>>47674790A big, thick, veiny cock, and an equally large pair of nuts.
And I thought ran threads were bad...
>>47675445Buckethead must pay for his sins.
>>47674284Brevity is the soul of wit.
>>47675471he spreads lies to the masses, like ran liking to massage you gay partsor tengu being submissive girlsor yukari being somewhat attractive
Is this what casual banter with a Tanuki is like..?
>>47673655God that Koakuma animation is so hot, it gets me rock hard every time I see it and I'm not even it prostate shit whatsoever
>>47675622>Brevity is the soul of wit.t. ADD zoomer who only watches YouTube shorts. Not everything has to he broken down into oversimplified slop.
God I want to join her
No love for the tanuki?
>>47691377She's probably one of the three most hated characters in /jp/.It's a shame. Why can't people just overlook the smell of piss? She's a nice woman beyond that.
>>47691774get out, alice. there can be only so much proxies for you to abuse. the age of alice is over.
>>47691774What's the other two? Moonies? Mizuchi?
>>47692355Sumireko, Byakuren.
>>47692480Sumi is understandable, but Byakuren? I didn't think she was actually hated and it was just lorefag shitposters.
>>47683446meaty 'nuki thighs
>>47699431I bet you want to touch them
>>47699431Balls*
>>47700860I want to touch her tail
>>47703336I want to see her shriek when I abruptly grab her tail from behind and huff the scent of old lady and tobacco.
>>47703341I will gladly watch you do that and gag and vomit on that class 4 biohazard, from a safe distance.
>>47699431
Is it true that Mamizou is ZUN's wife's favorite character?
>>47674246The little tanuki is:_Sleeping_Wide awake•Fucking dead
>>47706655Mamizou is ZUN's wife
What if tanuki and foxes worked together?
>>47714220mortal man would not survive
>>47714297one of your beast moms lives in a cave and the other one lives with someone who's older than most caves
>>47715075dangerous amounts of fluff
>>47716698
>>47665630This is the plot of every game
>>47719453i want to be suffocated by that tail
>>47726461Imagine she shrank you down tiny and made you live in her tail fluff haha
Sharing a bath with Mamizou!
>>47677791no, he's right. if you cant keep things simple, you are not very smart
>>47728964It's a perpetually misunderstood Shakespeare quote. It simply means that if you wish to be witty, you must be concise, nothing more or less. Particularly in theatre, where there's great restrictions on how much any one character can talk.
>>47668455I've never heard this ever
>>47729191QRD: it's a meme that popped up from the era game threads where an infamous update added assplay which the game's decision making was fucked and was very aggressive about 2hus trying things with your butt. Add the Ran buckethead animations and it stuck with her. As usual futafags ruined everything by not shutting the fuck up about it, so regardless on your stance of whether it's icky or hot, anons are sick of it because it leaves the door open for faggots/trolls to spam how much they like cock up their ass and plummet thread quality.And that's basically it.Ran is just fucking cursed on this board.
>>47729265>anonsEh it's mostly just one guy who- I'm talking to him now, aren't I?
I want to be hugged by her
>>47693008>it was just lorefag shitposters.Nope. It's the same deal with characters like Yukari. If you're brain damaged enough every 2hu is opposite of what they canonically are. Either evil stupid weak or all of the above. Conversations regarding them on jp are grating.
>>47728964Wit is for entertainment, not information.
Mamizou if she biblically accurate
>>47744501begonebiblically accurate she'd be a tanuki, not some anthro furry
granny's taking a nap
>>47740107i want to fluff the mofumofu
>>47744501she would look like her fightan animal transformation
>>47744501Would
>>47737642Giving information in a concise manner shows wit.
>>47677717*steals your prostate*
>>47744501Wanna lick and kiss those paws
>>47729265>era truly the most cursed piece of sofware ever created
>>47729332It depends how he reacts towards anal.
She's the best 2hu!
>>47771121She's one of my favourites!
Wearing qt bloomers
>>47785678But not wearing a bra.
>>47785699She's lounging, it's comfy
>>47666691Bane?
Come shelter from the rain with me, Miss Mamizou!
She's a futa WITH balls, no other way.
Sad that no other anons like poor Mamizou
>>47827843Listen, Mamizou seems great and all but maybe I just wanna take things slow with her y'know?
>>47827843I like her, I just don't like futa.
>>47827843It's not that, I just don't wanna repeat myself.
>>47828107Beautiful pic
Come to bed dearie~
>>47827843i like her as a cool auntie
>>47849303A cool auntie you can marry and have kids with or a cool auntie to fuck on the side?
>>47861906yeah
A CUTE!
>>47876067Fatass. How can anyone like her?
>>47878599They love her penis mostly.
>>47878599She's cute>>47878692Doesn't have one