Did you know that Alice is the strongest magician in Gensokyo? She keeps her true power hidden because she is just that amazing. Pretty nice, right?
Alice sisters...We're losing.
>>47681172Wh-what is happening?
>>47680919Pretty awesome, she should appeare in more stuff.
>>47681180>>47680858>>47680097Deleted out of pure alicemalice.
>>47681204If they keep seven threads (the one with patchy doesn't count), I'm content.
post more cool Alice and her dolls
/jp/ should be Just Patchouli.
>>47682881/jp/ - just puppeteers
>>47680919She keeps her true power hidden because she would commit suicide if she fought at full strength and lost.
>>47680919Fatchouli mogs both her and Marisa.
>>47680919Erm, actually, Mokou is the strongest sorcerer in Gensokyo because in the centuries where she wasn’t killing everything she was studying sorcery and became a super ultra master in a bunch of sorcery styles and so she’s way better than fraudlice
>>47692435
>>47680919>Did you know that Alice is the strongest magician in Gensokyo?Nope.
>>47680919Alice is a DORK
>>47681204It's amazing they strike down Alice threads while leaving sakamachi untouched despite them having like 20 threads up at anytime
>>47705328Alice will get her revenge one day...
>>47680919Alice if you make one more of these threads I'm going to come down to the magic of forest, break your door down and RAPE you till you can't even see that small CRT connected to your Core 2 Duo
>>47692435but alice opened a book once
>>47719114There weren't any pictures inside for her? Poor, illiterate fraud...
>>47680919If Alice is that good of a magician, she should change her eyes back to blue, to prove it.
>>47705328We need more.
>>47723854That's the most powerful spell in her grimoire
>>47680919What does she use that power for?
>>47694490I hear a very nasal voice
>>47681184She already appears enough in my dreams
Did the piss joke about Alice have an origin or did it come out of thin air?
>is actually the Strongest mage>Her grimore is super busted >Losing to reimu traumatized her>Refuses to fight at full power so she always has an excuse in case she loses>Carries around her super powerful grimore but doesn't use itNot sure why Alice was traumatized that much considering reimu barely won that fight. Though her trauma makes more sense if it was due to mima or yuuka>
>>47755424Probably has as much of a reason as the shovel one
>>47755424One theory I have is that it comes from her shot in IN, but I have no idea.
Would you Alice?
al ice
>>47769361I Alice all the time.
>>47771775ali c e
>>47771775What are the side effects?
>>47795885ali ce
>>47801062Scary stuff
Goodbye and never return, Alice.
>>47692288neither of them nearly ended the world by opening a book, alice clears both of them easily
Alice is the strongest there is!
>>47680919why is she so powerful?
>>47828275She has many dolls that serve as extensions of her power. The more dolls under her control, the more powerful she is. Because she is the only magician in Gensokyo with an army of dolls at her command, this makes her the strongest one by default.
Another Alice thread that will die.
>>47836601But Alice is strong! She will not give up that easily!
>>47828353But she needs a lot of power to control the dolls, this seems paradoxical.
>>47844141So sad that the enemies of Alice have to resort to western social media images to try to slander her.Everyone in /jp/ loves Alice! Crossies will not be tolerated!
>>47844327yelling 'Crossies!' will not make any of the things in that image less accurate
>>47844424Posting xwitter memes will not make Alice less powerful and beloved by all of /jp/!
>>47844327Alice, please... you made both of those posts.how much did you pay Hiro for getting rid of the ip counter?
>>47844524Alice didn't make any of these posts! She doesn't have time for such silliness on the internet! Alice is a serious and hardworking girl! I guarantee it!
Alice kisses her dolls
Alice kisses me
Alice has never kissed anyone
Do you think you're better off alone?
>>47862731Sometimes. Maybe it's the alcohol talking or just depression or maybe a mix, being lonely sometimes it's not that bad at least you won't hurt anyone or fail to meet someone's expectations. Suicide? maybe, maybe not. At least not for today. It's like living a hollow life without any guidance or without anyone around you.. and such feeling is all mine.A suffocating despair, a life without any joy.
>>47862749you could do like alice and masturbate religiously
>>47862410Not even her pillow?
>>47680919Is she really? I always thought it was Reimu.
>>47873654Reimu ain't got no magic, it's all divine power.Alice is the uncontested strongest magician of Gensokyo. Some say the most beautiful as well, although she'll politely deny it.
>>47877576yeah? I bet Alice has many suitors waiting in a line, right? wwwww
What happens if you give Alice a hug?
>>47828274>strong Of course, those legs actually look really strong
>>47879324She'll cry and then order Shanghai to stab your neck
Post Alice yuri
>>47881872That's why you first need to give her something she likes or strike up a conversation. Abruptly feeling up Gensokyo's most powerful magician won't end well for anybody.
>>47862731>>47862749https://voca.ro/1fJXhgfazxU1
Speaking of shanghai, did they ever finish shanghai.exe?
>>47890326Progress is going very slow but it's still being worked on. The main story is 99.9% complete, and the first postgame dungeon is playable outside of some unimplemented items. Last I checked they added Orin as a boss in the debug room. It's not in a release yet, but it's there in the GitGud repo.
Arisu...
>>47897051What about her?
Leaving a slippery trail wherever she oozes...
>>47897650Demon's Souls was so fucking cool. It's a shame so few of the posterior Souls game got what was cool about it.
>>47899859Sadly it got some long-ass loading screens. But yeah, pretty cool game otherwise.
>>47899859Go on...
>>47912982The series took on a more epic mainstream tone compared to the ominous otherworldly one it had, (compare the DaS/DeS character creation themes with the DS3/ER ones) and the "hyper difficult" fame casuals gave the series made them capitalize on it and turn every boss into Artorias on coke, while earlier games had more unique bosses which you strategized against instead of memorizing their moveset consisting of room-long jumps, 17 attacks in a row and slow telegraphed move which follows you around.
>>47916137>(compare the DaS/DeS character creation themes with the DS3/ER ones) The pinnacle of that is the remake were they butchered the entire feel of the game and just went with it looking like some generic "le epic MMO" feel....But yeah I guess that once you have a big name companies follow more the mainstream design choices to keep the fanbase and play it save.Wish they did other things like DeS but with giant archstone or DaS with Izalith and co properly designed.I still haven't touched DS2 nor bloodborne but I hope they are less "epic" than latter titles.
>>47890659>Orin as a bossWait WHAT?>It's not in a release yetDAMMIT.
>>47919306BB has a more lively OST but DS2 still has some low key boss tracks. Its problem is it's just an awkward game.
Alice?
the slop alice thread died...
>>47884635I'd like to Alice but I'm a bit scared to do it.
Post Alice x Marisa yuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAsXx0WYlMHoly shit Alice sure knows how to rock hard.
Holy shit Alice sure makes me hard
>>47680919>Alice the battle mageidk she feels more like an artificer to me
>>47928708See the trick is to release all those inhibitions and embrace your inner Alice in-full, much like she does when she's home alone and thinks nobody's around to witness her accursed behavior (the dolls remember everything.)
>>47680919How many friends does the best magician have?
>>47937856Alice after having the burger
>>47939083Being the strongest mage, Alice is naturally friends with all of the other mages who aspire to be as powerful as she is.
>>47937856So the key to going Alice is to release all attachments to social norms and operate purely on instinct?
WAKE UP
>>47953727wake up Alice it's time for the tea party
>>47939093Alice is out of shape!
>>47949180Instinct yes, impulse no.There's a fine line to be walked when it comes to going Alice versus just simply going Koishi, doing an Alice still requires you to rely on whatever personal standards or interests you may or may not hold close to your heart without worrying much over how that's reflected in those around you.That sort of drive is where instinct can most easily stem from while still allowing one to mask said tendencies only if absolutely necessary, still carrying a mild drive for self preservation in a way. Without that balance, you risk going from an enjoyable occasional menace to an absolutely unhinged agent of pure whimsy.It's mildly paradoxical but she makes it work, if any of that makes sense that is.Alice? Alice.
>>47958461Alice plays with her shape (herself) too much.
>>47963914wtf Alice! This is a blue board!
>>47963979Blue, just like my balls.Alice if you please...
>>47963914Shinki is watching over her.
>>47964400So? A girl has needs, as must Ms. Makai (turbovirgin) know.
>>47968517Maybe she should stop making Alice always feel so weird about it then!
>>47972833Me on the bottom left corner (send help!)
>>47972833Shinki knows firsthand how unbecoming a masturbation addiction is, so she's trying to set Alice on a better path by embarrassing her a little bit.
>>47975712It's clearly too late for that
This is what Alice actually believes.
ALICE WAKE UP YOUR THREAD IS ON PAGE 10
>>47972833>>47975712She molests her own daughter, what a perv... and Alice is not the only one in this situation.Makai is a yuri paradise.
>>47963914what? disgusting!I hope no upstanding, self respecting /jp/sie emulates such behaviour!do not descent to the level of alice!you are better that this! better than alice!
>>47982412It's fine if a man does it because for a man it's a bodily function. Testosterone makes you horny so you might need to let off some steam. I read a snippet from an account of a woman who was on steroids or testosterone, she said she wanted to "hump everything in sight".But if a woman is doing things like this it means she is screwed in the head (as if we don't know) because it's no bodily requirement of theirs.
>>47982135she went back to sleep
>>47982788Sorry but thats not true. I don't want to start an argument so I can't tell you why but its not true!
Alice is a delicate and gentle young lady. She has never engaged in lewd, shameless acts upon unsupervised male villagers!
Alice wears diapers just like Koishi and Remila, but unlike Koishi and Remilia Alice doesn't actually need them. (She still uses them though.)
>>47994469Those are pads anon, for that time of the month. Didn't your mother tell you about those?
Alice is very displeased about her thread constantly dropping to page 10.
>>48006477Maybe should try not being an unpopular unlikeable b*tch then.
>>48007193Alice is a nice girl and you are a nigger for posting this
>>48007440I hope Shinki washes your mouth with soap and bleach, Al*ce
>>48008240DIE
>>48007440She's the bitchiest bitch around Gensokyo anon. She's beautiful but she has no friends or boyfriend, why do you think that is?
>>48009802She does have a boyfriend and that's me because I love her
>>48009822Your girlfriend is a bitch, dude. I know she has big ones which is kind of alluring but let her go before she makes you want to kill yourself self.
>>48007193Alice is wonderful. She is still somewhat popular depite not having a speaking role in years.Hell, people have writen poems about her, how many 2hus could say that?
>>48010170>how many 2hus could say that?There are a few others.
Today is puppeteer's day! A day to celebrate Alice and all of her contributions to society!
>>48010151Alice is beautiful in both body and spirit. I know you might be a bit jealous Marisa, but to slander your friend behind her back like this is reprehensible behavior.
shit Alice says>milk bread tastes so much better than normal bread! >sneakers and running shoes just look cheap, knee-length leather boots are the best.>Windows Vista was such a good operating system, shame they'll never make something like that again.>I don't use too much oil, fat makes you fat you know.>if you don't live in a humid area, showering once a week is more than enough really.>Just change your oil every 5000 miles instead of whatever the manual says.
>>48016102>showering once a week is more than enough reallyPretty optimistic to assume that Alice showers at least once a week.
>>48016102Is she wrong though?
Alice! The board is too fast today for no reason at all!Please don't leave!
>>47769361To do anything other than Alice is inconceivable. We live to Alice, and we will die through Alice. For Alice thou art, and unto Alice shalt thou return.
Alice i hate you please stop trying to deduce meGo do your homework or something
Alice... so dreamy...
>>47999222Does Alice just use her pads the same way as should would diapers? That would be very in character.
Alice the Pantyhose mage
Stop Alice propaganda! Alice addiction is dangerous!If any anon doesn't want to sleep with plastic sheets forever, or assume 0 reliance on your wife when Sesame Street is airing on TV, do not marry Makai Women! Do NOT do it! Think rationally! Anons who adopt Prevention are 74% more successful in Abstaining than initiated ones! It is really hard to quit once you start! You will not succeed in "cranking it" anymore if it isn't Alice pictures! You will fail to excite yourself if not for Alice imagery!Stop! You can do it! Win against It!
>>48032824i like her boots.
>>48032824Alice's room smells like fish and cheese.
I'm unironically convinced that Alice is hiding her power level due to what happened the last time she went balls out. Don't force Alice's hand, /jp/, or the next time I open my book your board gets incinerated first.
