"A booster seat? Hot dog."
We're not ugly! We just stink!
“All I know is fine dining and breathing.”
>>47805205"I award you the prestigious most reddit thread on the catalogue award"
Meow.
>>47805832Hey retard, do you realize Spengbab predates reddit by years?
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.">>47805832Have you not looked at the catalog? We've got 3dpd generals, vtumors, a thread quoting no one, and more
>>47806446>Tourist outsider whining about 4chan quote meme>Cirno picrel Very appropriate. At least you people give free bumps.
>>47807366Do you even know what the meaning of the word "picrel" is and when you should use it?
>>47807366Non-touhou threads should be banned from this board.
>>47807950Really should
>>47806261spongebob is peak reddit still. Reddit is fairly new, doesn't mean they aren't obsessed with things that are older than them.>>47806446How does that matter?Actually cirno is a fucking overgrown reddit meme, "haha cirno dumb" kys
>>47808308That's literally all there is to Cirno she's less than puddle deep.Even ZUN knows that.
>>47808308Peak reddit would be fumos.
>>47808619Yes, and she is also an overgrown reddit meme like i said. >>47808649They would be pretty high up the list
>>47808649Those plushes are the reason why Touhou is mainstream now, I hate them.
>OP makes a for funsies thread>jpussies elitists incapable of having fun come out from the woodwork to shit on it>>47805205"I love you".
>>47809491"With or without nuts"
>>47809535What compelled you to do this.
>>47808308Hey shitass have you ever tried not letting other people warp your opinion around something instead of acting like a contrarian nigger and thinking you somehow formed an original opinion?“Oooh so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!”
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>>47809559Damn I wish I had the Kokoro gif where shes thinking about this one scene.
>>47809556It came to me in a dream.>>47809571I gotcha.
>>47809602Thank you anon.
>>47809720Any time, Anon.
"But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer. I am small."
Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
"But a visit to the Krusty Krab makes everyone happy and what could be better than serving up smiles?""Being dead or anything else"
Hoopla!
>>47810087bruh
"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!"
"Indoors~!"
>>47807950leave Rozen Maidens alone faggot
>>47810305Rozen Maidens are sister-adjacent to 2hus. They get about the only pass.
"I saw it! It was big, it was all wriggly, and it ate everything!"
"1% evil. 99% hot gas."
"Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent."
"One eternity later."
"And why aren't you in uniform?"
"She has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She has forgotten what it's like to live outside, to not be in prison."
"Those guys are dorks.""Yes, but they are my dorks."
>>47809720>>47809750Now hug
Which 2hu would be unable to understand what's so great about Texas?
>>47810452You want in on this anon?
This isn't your everyday average darkness. This is... Advanced darkness.>>47805832>>47807366>>47808308>>47808619>>47808805>>47808959>>47809491Authentically embarrassing, please lurk a minimum of 5 years before posting
>>47810512Youmu
"You think this is funny?""In a cosmic sort-of way, Yes.">>47810512Nazrin, Rumia, a few others. The half-phantom too I suppose.
>>47810555"Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!"
At least I'm safe inside my mind.
>>47810819>At least I'm safe inside my mind.
>>47810848Literally me
>>47809602This would fit Koishi though wouldn't it
>>47805832Go be a killjoy somewhere else bro
>>47810316What about Higurashi and Umineko which are basically Touhou but in VN format and also different characters and plot
"Just get out of here you stupid dumb animal!"
>>47810349>>47805247Very accurate
"Oh Boy, 3 AM!"
>>47812146Genjii, now I know I was wrongI messed up, and now you're goneGenjii, I'm sorry I neglected youOh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this emptyYour advice right now would sound like music to mePlease come home, 'cause I miss you, Genjii(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home!Genjii, can't you see I was blind?I'll do anything to change your mindMore than a pet, you're my best friendToo cool to forget, come back, 'cause we are familyAnd forgive me for making you wanna roamAnd now my heart is beating like the saddest metronomeSomewhere, I hope you’re reading my latest, three-word poem:Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Genjii, come home!)Genjii, come home(Ahhhh...)Genjii, come homeGenjii, come homeGenjii, won't you come home?
"Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!"
"Krabs is a [dolphin noises]"
Ocean man, take me by the hand show me to the land that you understandWeen is honorary spinglebab
>>47812146post that one comic
“Am I a pretty girl?"
"Yeah! E minor alright!"
"I defy you heart man!"
"Gary, if you were a robot you'd tell me, right?"
WHO YOU CALLIN PINHEAD
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
What's a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
You're old... Groaning like a geezer Feel yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins 'Cause you're old...
>>47812248Very good, anon.
MY LEG
"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request."
This is Jellyfish Fields, where wild jellyfish roam just waiting to be captured.
>>47809557Why yes I'm very special
we know
And for the ladies…Hairy
"I call it bold and brash!""More like, belongs in the trash!"
>you'll never get Chang'e, you twisted fiend!>>Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day... And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...>Reisen: [handing Sagume a phone] Phone call, Ms. Kishin>Junko: [on the phone] And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
"The monkey's chain, the monkey's fist, the monkey!"
"hey pal did you just blow in from stupid town?"
>>47842348I don't get it either. What's wrong with those supposed peanuts?
“But I have a theory. People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?”“CORRECT!!”“So if we play loud, people might think we’re good! Everybody ready?”
"HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!"
FANCING LIVING HERE WE COMELA LA LALA LAAAAAA
"Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness… Money."
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!!!
F is for fire that burns down the whole townU is for uranium, bombsN is for no survivors
uh i can explain
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OH NO
"I can turn into a skyscraper! Going up! Ah? I can make - a million of me! Ah, ah?"
>>47857596I don't get it. Is this a fanon reference? I'm not following your general.
>>47857798Stay mad.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!
"Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?"
>>47857102kek
>>47860425UhhhI am
>>47859990Mad about what? I just ask you, is that a Fanon reference?
>>47861219I think it’s a reference to the Mokou’s adventure thread that’s been going around on /jp/ for a while, where Mokou drives the Sukuvan around and goes on dumb adventures.
"Alright magic conch, what do we do now?""Nothing"
"Look at you so young and happy! Where did the years go?"
>literally just grass skirt chase
“Wake me up when I care.”
>>47805205OVERTIME?!
"Oh my gosh! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly
"Am i a pretty girl?"
"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!">>47841388Anon that's mean.
>>47884555I don't get it
>>47884566Sagume relocated the Lunar Capital from the Moon to the Dream world because of fairy aids. It's why she's paired with Doremy so much.
>>47884578I literally just got it as you posted that, i'm retarded.
“Goodbye. Next time you see me, this town will be eating out of the palm of my hand!”
>>47888501“Spare change? Spare change, ma’am?”
