No thread for the gorgeous daitengu?Impossible.
>>47805255Racists and sexists shouldn't have threads. Tengus WILL respect human boy rights
She's a bit too refined and imposing for most /jp/ anon's tastes.
>>47805260Tengu have a long and storied history of respecting the rights of human men to sex.
>>47805260>Gensokyo>human boy>rightshahahhahahahahahahahhhahahaa...
>>47805272>>47805268If you guys keep doing this I'm telling Yukari and Reimu I'm serious
>>47805281Are you really so eager to remind them of how undesirable they are compared to feminine perfection? My, humans truly can be quite cruel.
>>47805281Oh yes, please do tell the people who agreed to regularly "feed" human boys from the outside to the tengu so that the tengu would stop dragging away all the eligible bachelors in the middle of the night. Go tell them that the tengu are treating human boys terribly. See what happens.
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>>47805292It's a good thing I'm a fat and hairy oji-san, I'm safe from these monsters
>>47805336When the age difference is over 1000 years, you're still just a cute little shota in the eyes of a great tengu
>>47805292If you were to actually marry Megumu you would hardly ever end up having sex with her.She would constantly order you to fuck her (low-class and notoriously stinky) subordinates because she offers them a night with her husband for exemplary work as she is utterly obsessed with her job and only cares about having a human husband as a status symbol.
>>47805377I'm not cute! And just because I'm not very tall doesn't mean I'm little either!
>>47805378>She would constantly order you to fuck her (low-class and notoriously stinky) subordinates because she offers them a night with her husband for exemplary work as she is utterly obsessed with her job and only cares about having a human husband as a status symbol.Scheming sex fox hands typed this postIn truth, Megumu acts cool and racist and she'd be dominant but once she got you into the bedroom she'd have to force herself to lose her virginity to you because she has no experience, but she'd do her best to never let you realize that factShe'd be nervous and sweaty during the whole affair
>>47805994Don't be ridiculous! The wise and venerable Daitengu extensively studied the legendary tome known as "How to Become a Goddess in Bed" and mastered all of the mysterious author's "Kinako Yazako" secrets. There's no man she couldn't please.But it has to be quick because it's about time for her to meet with the other daitengu and she promised you to Aya tonight. Did you know that she actually managed to sell a whopping seven newspapers today? Wise and benevolent as she is, Megumu naturally rewards such a performance to encourage her to keep trying even harder.
>>47805255Newhus are shit
>>47806561Megumu is basically expanding on oldhus, like Aya.
>>47806671Wow, the tengu are gay!
>>47806733Aya is there to collect her wage in human semen.
Kidnapping a boy you like is not a legitimate way to start a relationship. Also the age difference is very inappropriate.
>>47806904he's very mature for his age
>>47806561what does that have to do with a classic character like megumu
Rape
>>47814347It's not rape if it's yuri
>>47814347Nonsense. Tengu are all notorious lolicons and Chimata is way out of Megumu's strike range.
Before you date a tengu (any tengu) be sure to ask:WHY are men not allowed to own property on the mountainWHERE do young boys go when they vanish out of the village on a gust of windWHAT goes on in the secret nighttime clubs on the mountain that men are invited to visit but never return fromWHAT is a "total control" relationships and WHY do tengu females push them
>>47819108Is this supposed to make me NOT want to seek out a tengu wife?
>>47831667Daitengu! Your thread is about to fall off the board. Where are your subordinates?
Tengu wouldnt even want me because I'd just cry.
>>47842459crows might not. but a tall busty wolfgu would take pity and hug you tight until you stop crying.
>>47843815counterargument: tall muscular wolfgu
>>47843815But I don't want to be abducted...
>>47843815Actually she'll just eat your brain
Megumus thread is so quiet when the Kappas arent shitposting in it...
>>47852417It's not her fault that /jp/ can't handle a strong woman like her!
There will be a reunion tomorrow to discuss the implementation of a strip club of human men in Youkai Mountain for economic and social prosperity among tengu and humans
>>47852732did you learn nothing from last time men were involved in a public program? they're all just gonna get snatched by corrupt officials, prompting the kidnapping of replacements. which eventually gets the whole thing shut down by The Crimson Slasher.
>>47852829I don't think that will be an issue, because I noticed that the "human men" the daitengu recruited suspiciously look like they have a big, bushy tail taped tightly to their backs.
>>47852417Megumu's suitors are preoccupied with attempting to scale Youkai Mountain without being abducted by other Tengu. Regrettably, the average Anon lacks the resilience, guile, and resolve to make it.
>>47852732It seems that the attendance was all times low... There is morale problem among Tengu population if even kidnapping human males can't get them motivated.
