Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_EncyclopediaMonster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.htmlFanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.htmlNextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tEAlways trust snakes
You're on assessment, rookie. Call it.
>>47939522>im doing to bed.You're cursed, it's sleepy time>>47939520I found that werecat have more monster bits (paws) but if you go for the vanilla cat girl it's indeed plain and boring. I get ya >>47939531Unironically, yes I do.
>>47939628>Admiral Anubis, commander of many reed boats on the Nile
flip a coinheads and the monstergirl you last praised is behind youtails and the monstergirl you last badmouthed is behind you
>>47939697Hold on!>Arachne are huggable cuties>Arachne are jerksI will now flip a coin.>Heads!phew!
>>47939697Your game is flawed, good sir.For you see, All I need to do is declare praise and insult to the same monster so I get what I want.>"all living armous are sexy. All living armours are dumb!"There you go, no matter what side it falls, I'll get a living armour.
>>47939707ya beat me to it
>>47939713The early bird catches the cute spooder!
>>47939697Unlike the other ruffians I will play your game without cheating. I badmouthed hell houd and praised the purple kotI got head, I'm happy
>>47939697>flip a coin>judo throw Miss Creeping Coin and ask her the result
>>47939729But there is a second flawwe know no if you are telling the truthalso you said head and not heads, so regardless of result it apparently ended in a blowie
>>47939740I didn't lie so it makes the result special for me. Otherwise it's a victory without stacks, it's tasteless I will get addicted to portable purrjob really quickly
suppose you throw a coin enough times......suppose one day, it lands on its edge?
>come home from work>a tiny purple blur flies down the hallway and crashes into your chest>it takes you a moment to recognize your wife>normally she's nine feet tall, not six inches>"Anon, my sister sent me a batch of shrinking potions! There are so many things I've been wanting to try with these!"
>>47939763then thats not a coin at all... run
>>47939763VAE VICTIS cried the vampire
>>47939765What I am going to do with pocket wock
>>47939810Feed her with a single bag of potato chips! Think of how money you'll save!
>>47939810Cum jar.
>>47939763Creepy coins don't like being edged. The money must flow.
>>47939792How would "suffering" work in mge?
>>47939869Long term edging with vampire reminding her husband that she "conquered" him
It's a mermaid you wanted, right?This one's a fish out of water, but you'll find her as chummy as anything.
>>47939905Reminder that sharks are cartilaginous fish so mersharks are extra soft mermaids.
>>47939819Wocks have infinite hunger, so a fraction of infinite is still infinite. You still have to feed her all day round.
>>47939869The usual way it works anywhere. The only difference is monstergirls have the will and the power to change things for the better.
>>47939550isnt there an ittan momen doujin out there, i feel like i read it but i forgot and now i cant find it, unless im conflating it with jyoka's horror anthology
>Ratatoskr that only speaks Old Norse and is good with Old English>Isn't ancient or a hag>Just fucked up the portal and jumped through time 1000 years while using the portal>Getting used to the modern world>Very much loves folk metal, watching aggressive contact sports, and medieval-themed video games>Unironically thinks you're weak and will bully you about it in hopes you'll get stronger and better yourself>Still unconditionally loves you from the bottom her heart, strong or weak
>>47940137>>Unironically thinks you're weak and will bully you about it>But she loves youNope, she can fuck off. We have already enough people doing that on a daily bases. I pass my turn with this toxic mess of fur.
I trust Apopsicle.
>>47939697Miss Hellhound is behind me
>>47940346Forced meme, get lost.
>>47940346The cold weather makes her more docile than the average grapesnake.
What should I post in monster girl thread
>>47940501Save it for fish, you can marry one.
>>47940599Not monster girls, that's for sure
I trust snakes not to put anything weird in my food.
>>47940623This fish is overcooked
>>47940599Deep worldbuilding OC.
>>47940711Oh yeah? I'll give you some deep worldbuilding OC*unzips dick*
>>47940346Imagine painting minis with her in a well heated chalet. Playing wargames and who ever win gets on top. Having hot steamy sex next to the fireplace and cool herself in the snow afterward. Doing a lot of venom, taking magic shrooms before buying groceries and watching the night sky... I consider aposicles
>>47940501I always got that feeling. We were getting a lot of weird greentexts with a particular flavor of bland to them around that time.
>>47940711Okay here I go uhh...There are holstaurs...and minotaurs...and uhhh
>>47940812There are holstaurs and minotaurs and they have massive milky titties and their milk makes you horny and gives you an itching raging hardon and makes you want to fuck the cow girls.
>>47940816Damn that's good I have to write that down why I haven't thought of that myself
>>47940709Looks pretty juicy to me.
>when the perfume cannot hide the smell of decay and death from her rotting inner organs anymore
>>47940711what if an mg who thinks the quickest path to a man's heart is through clever wordplay and puns?
>>47940872Her face is telling me she wants babies
>>47940897
>Sure, I killed a lot of people when I was Demon Lord, but a lot of people killed me when I was Demon Lord. Maybe we could just call it even?
What would Hellwan milk taste like? Spicy milk?
>>47940931Post the zombie dragon green with the humiliation ritual
>>47940925This is the best thing I have seen from here for a while.
>>47940931Do you think dragons would be miffed that their ancestor who was a massive tyrant and ruled over humans and monsters alike with an iron claw was essentially bimbofied?
>>47941000I think they would be too busy fucking their new husbands or lusting after human men to care
>>47941004So yes. There is a plausible justification in mge for dragons to rise up and abhor the new order.
>>47941011That's not what my post meant
>>47941000>Do you think dragons would be miffed that their ancestor who was a massive tyrant and ruled over humans and monsters alike with an iron claw learned to value love and became a more benevolent ruler or retired in the age of peace?Why?
>>47941119>>47941021I see the usuals are upset.
>>47941171Paranoia time again?
>>47941205He's just Irish and (very) butthurt.Shoggy has a better solution for him.
>>47941212>ShoggyThat's a Wisp, Anon. Shoggy handles things differently.
>>47941217I'm a retard, from the thumbnail I thought it was shoggy.
>>47941222Now that Shog knows what's good for Mastah.
Heheheh... too bad for Miss Apophis, I have drank the Maximum Venom Resistance potion, filled my fanny pack with bottles of antivenom so I have them handy, put on a golden scarab necklace and I have also covered my entire self with a bulky fullbody suit of synthetic turtleskin fiber that is completely bite proof and cannot be pierced by any fangs. I am IMMUNE. Miss Apophis cannot get me now.... heheheheheheh....
>>47940623fish
>>47941000I think most of them would come to the realization that it's better this way.
You can't spell "good" without "goo".
>>47941295Did you get any seduction resistance armor though?
>>47941295>miss apophis nods her head at her silly husband-to-be>bonks him on the head with her tail>drags the now unconscious anon to the snek pit to get married
>>47941295So what happens when she hotboxes you in a trap room that has a humidifier filled with apophis venom you can't reach? Soon it'll be like, 90% venom amd 10% air in there.
>>47941295Very good, Anon, unfortunately you forgot that Miss Apophis is 2000 pounds of pure muscle.
>>47941305>dragons turned into giant walking cocksleevesGood>humans turned into giant dicksBad. This is antidragonism
>>47941347>boa constrictor apophis
>>47941347Is she still telling herself that? I can see all those bonbon wrappers in the extra thicc grape noodle's trash.
>>47941371Okay maybe she's a little closer to 2500 these days but the point remains.
>>47941363no, ms malef makes some good points
>>47941363>>47941406Humans exists to serve as dragon dildos.
>>47941338Does her tail count as blunt damage or is it more like a whip?
>>47941427This is cool. Good luck handholding though.
>>47941506tail is too fat to be a whip but its enough to punish an unruly anon
>>47941580>girls touching girlsAre we okay with this?
>>47941540I bet it's all big and squishy
>Microsdosing apophis venom until your blood and saliva become poisonousHahahahahahaha my dick hurts tho.
>>47941587Yes.
>>47941683there's only one dumb motherfucker that uses "we" here and he's the loneliest one of us all
>>47941688Chill out and have a senko.
>>47941588Someone needs to spend 50k and make this movie.
>>47941416Dragons exist to serve as human cocksleeves. It's the law of equivalent exchange.
>>47941781Other humans can just alp and do that. Dragons shouldn't have to.
>>47941810But i want them to. And they will.
>>47941587I'm open for hags warming up for a threesome, they need it after all to avoid cramps and sore muscles
>>47941831Something about lolibabas makes me want to do all the lewds short of dicking. Frottage, intercrural, oral, fingerblasting and so on. Maybe it's the power that denying them pies would give me.
Fox/Hagposting has become so generic it has literally nothing to do with monstergirls.
>>47941915Pray tell how foxes could become so generic that they stop being monster girls?
Oh no! The Danukis have discovered pumpkin spice and imported it to the Mamono World! Monsters are being tainted by Basic Bitch Energy! Who will save us in our hour of need?!
Mermaids are incredibly easy to bait.
>>47941926Read the post again.
>>47941964I have always viewed fox and hagposting as two seperate things. Foxposting usually involves stuff about bloodlines. Hagposting is usually about old saggy women and wanting a mommy.
>>47941975Barely related to monstergirls themselves, is it not? Also, no reson to even separate them, one usually follows the other.
>>47942008This thread is usually super distilled mge stuff so I don't see the real issue.
>>47942079I don't know why you would mention the MGE when none of those things have anything to do with it. Hell, When was the last time someone mentioned a kitsune-bi?
>>47942089When I think monster girls that act super basic and vanilla I think mge. And hagposting is like the most vanilla thing I can think of.
Nee-san... You're being quite clingy today.
Is anybody else hearing female voices in their head?
>>47942112Lich chan is sending BT's to track your location down. Better let her find you quick, you don't want to cause a Death Stranding event, do you?
>>47942089>I don't know why you would mention the MGE when none of those things have anything to do with it>>47941212
>>47942112God keeps telling me to pick up a sword and go plow an angel. It's bizarre but my meds make the voices go away.
Baphos are for _________.
>>47942134Anal mating press
>>47942134We all know what they're for anon. Devious little creatures. I love them so much.
>>47942134Megamorphing
>>47942157I don't. Tell me.
>>47942170https://files.catbox.moe/ksxy4e.png
>>47942174Gaping?
>"Honestly you're overthinking things a lot. Just offer free citizenship to any man who comes through the portals and you won't even need to take over">Malef looks at you like you just crushed her dreams>"...or we can fly in and start burning things, if it'll make you happy. Just watch out for the missiles, okay?"
>>47942112 I unironically does sometime when I'm tired. Started after I took shrooms 3 years ago. Sound like metallic screeches and something calling me. I kinda like it, I imagine that it's my waifu trying to call me through a magical phone or computer.
>>47942182That's also a consequence for having such small bodies
>>47942142>>47942174>>47942165You need stop thinking with your penis.
>>47942252I thought this was the Monster Girl thread, what happened?
>>47942252My wife would be very unhappy if I did.
>>47942225was the grandma of this malef a wurm?both her face and eyes are so derpy
>>47942255>>47942257The correct answer was hugs, cuddles, and upsies.
>>47941416I want this Malef as my sugar mommy.
>>47942268After I've made her into a big girl whose friends will talk about her behind her back, yes.
>>47941416>Malef being all haughty and mocking anon for being a "mere ape">tells him to get down on his knees and worship her scaly feet>anon releases the valve on his raging mushroom inhaler, puts his hand on her shoulder and goes>"do you feel in charge?"Mating press until an egg pops out
>throw on a red hat and vest>pick up a couple hot and ready pizzas>throw them into my pizza bag>drive to the DL's castle>walk in past the sentries who are busy listening to imported 90s boy band music>past her generals who are busy playing imported console games like Timesplitters and Halo>past her bodyguards who are busy watching imported Hallmark movies>past the DL and her husband who are busy playing with a model train set>into the sleeping quarters>open the pizza bag and allow the smell of pizza to fill the hallway>three feral unwashed Lims come flying out into the hallway and tear the pizza boxes open to begin their feast>calmly produce a rope, tie a knot around their horns and heft it over my shoulder before leaving>past the DL whose husband is mating pressing her in the middle of their model train set>past the bodyguards who are still busy watching Hallmark movies>past the generals who are arguing about screenlooking>past the sentries who are arguing about whether NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys are best boys>back to the car where the Lims get tossed into the trunk>drive home, drag them inside and spend eight straight hours scrubbing them cleanIt's that easy. I have 14 Lims now.
It's Friday night, time to blackout before the best day of the week. KOTURDAY
i need fatty foxes.far fatter than you're thinking.
>YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
>>47942412
>>47942438The new movie is shit. Sad.
>>47942438A tall, cuddly bogie that loves me?
your job from now on will be a hellhound boob shelf
>>47942461No, I refuse. I applied for Lim lap pillow and that's all I'll accept.
>>47942461Imagining some kindve hellhound guard dog in full armor save for her breastplate, and a smaller, also in armor guard save for a helmet positioned right below her
>7' tall bogieImagine
>>47942461Not a very lucrative job if i'm being honest, the hazard pay is also non existent. I'll have to pass.
>>47942461It's a living...
>>47942226I wish i was at this level of schizophrenia. Dude is going to have his own chesh tulpa when he's 40.
>>47940623>Gyaru sahaguin spots her crush>O. M. JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Spicy dogs
>>47942499The short jokes she'll make will be unavoidable, but the shadows her clown face will have as she's leaning over to talk to you and revealing huge clown cleavage will be unbearably hot
>>47942330>Malef grabs the inhaler before it can have any real effect>Starts huffing down every last particle of raging mushroom while holding you away with one arm as you squirm to get it backMaybe you should take a page out of Ozys comic book instead of Banes.
>>47942518Everyone jerks off to being dommed by big dogs, but it's the small ones which are the most feisty
>>47942499>+210cm tall bogieGood lord instant loss from me right there
>>47942562But they'll expect one of them in the crater their lovemaking leaves behind.
>>47942499>>47942568Bogies are classified as ogres, so it makes sense.
>>47942590Bogie is good if you can't tolerate alcohol because the strongest thing you'll be drinking with her is soda.
>>47942590That's probably how tall the average bogie is, if not taller.
You should impregnate a dragon right now.
>>47942587>"Ah you think lewdness is your ally? You merely adopted the lewd. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but rape!">"Break" the malef back and bed
>>47942678Bogies need to be tall so that they can smile down on even the biggest, tallest, grown-uppest children.
>tallflat Malef>shortflat Malef>big meaty Malef>shortstack MalefMake your choice, Anons.
>>47942674Well as someone who doesn't drink, that's A-okay with me. Alcohol is expensive, and I don't like being mentally impaired.
Would you spend time with a monster girl if she wasn't your wife? Maybe even if she might have other men?
>>47942714i choose all
>>47942723You're stronger than me, can't go without a few glasses in my week
>>47942724at school I often got along with girls better than with boys so I guess yes
>>47942714Shorstack, she's made for mating press in front of the whole court
>>47942694A Bogie's smile would definitely make my day.
>>47942714I'm going to trade her in for a meaty salamander and shortstack lizardman.
>>47942714I want a Malef that actually likes me instead of using me as a glorified battery and views me as an afterthought.
>>47942755Lol, lmao even. Impossible with monsters.
>>47942724Hebi hands typed this post.
>>47942714>shortflat Malef (actually young)
>>47942755Anon, you ask way too much. why not settle down with a nice idiot wyvern? What she lacks in pride she makes up for in the ability to love.
>>47942763>>47942771Sounds like I'm better off living in human territory. At least people are honest with not caring about other people.
Malef can't feel love, like most dragon, you should wed a beastfolk instead, they are just like us, good old mammals with love in the DNA or something
>>47942714who has the meatiest tail?
>>47942562>pyrow bully squad steals your inhaler>"Poor little Anon, what is this? Some kind of drug thing?">"I bet it gets you high.">"Does it make you horny?">"I bet it makes you horny!">"Nooo way!">pyrow takes a hit.>"oooh, indirect kiss! Are you feeling it yet?"> "Yeah, I think I'm feeling it. Whoa!"> Try to take it back, and be futilely rejected.> "Come on! All you have to do is take it!">"What would that cute class representative say if she knew that you had this kind of thing?">"Should we call her and show her?">"We should call her and show her!">"Let us try it too!">Get up, feel that you're getting stressed and it's starting to get harder to breathe. >"Oh my gosh, he's so cute when he gets worked up like that!">"Was he always so blue?">"Maybe he was a Demon all along?">"Should we give him his drugs back?">"We should give him his drugs back!">A few minutes later, you're lying against your pyrow bully harem breathing deeply, giving them the stink eye while they fawn over you and try to feed you candy.>"Don't you need someone to keep an eye on you?">"He definitely needs someone to keep an eye on him!">"Maybe we should cut the smoking..."
>>47942788True, join the sewer guild, we need more cleaning boys since the last incident
>>47942714The third option if that means I can have a buff Malef.>>47942724I don't see why I wouldn't be friends with one.
>>47942808>I don't see why I wouldn't be friends with one.Because she might rape you, ruining you for marriage.
>>47942800Well on the upside, after a few weeks with them Anon won't need his inhaler anymore.
>>47942794>tallflat has big, long meaty tail because it stole all her meat>shortflat has thick thighs and a fat ass with a short, fat tail>big n meaty has a short, thin tail because her body stole the meat>shortstack is average everywhere else including her tail
>>47942714Honestly, tall flat, as much as I like giant tits, evil women contrasted with lithe grace and haughty laughter are top tier
how does the tutorial fairy react when you turn off the tutorial?
>>47942680Alright. I just need a dragon to impregnate.
>>47942714Uhhhhh yes, yes to all. Any of them.
>>47942843heart break is a real and dangerous medical condition.every year, hundreds of tutorial fairies have to retire because their tiny hearts cant handle dozens of people turning off the tutorial the moment she pops up.please anon, do your part and let the tutorial fairy stay with you throughout your whole adventure.
>>47942852Here
>>47942874Where are her wings
>>47942852>>47942882Why are you replying to gachaspam?
>>47942907Because we enjoy it.
>>47942917>weThe voices in your head don't count as people
>>47942948it makes him feel less alone
>>47942956We are never alone when we all have our friends in the monster girl general thread.
>>47942513I'm notschyzo, it's just the tireness
>get hired as personal chef by fox temple>they ask for tofu daily but it's boring food>start making some of my favorites>constant complaints and further demands for tofu>they don't like my meatloaf>they don't like my biscuits and gravy>they don't like my beans, greens and cornbread>they don't like my corn chowder>they don't like anything except tofu>the children are protesting my lack of tofu dishes by going on a hunger strikeI'm about to quit my job. These fucking foxes are so goddamn picky. I'm going to go work at the Hellhound Biker Club after this. Sure the pay is worse but at least Hellhounds will eat anything, right?
>>47942112At last, /mgt/ has reached >DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?level of enlightenment. Sanity, is for the weak.
>>47942965you are the pariah, the leper; shunned by all. even in a crowd you are alone.
>>47942959Imagine being a jetpack
>>47942959How do I tell if a nightgaunt is unmarried?
>>47942987You are my friend.
>>47942985the trick is to sneak in sides of other things along with the tofu so that they'll gradually warm up to other dishes.
>>47942994Big strong wife carrying me on her back is something I rarely consider, but it sounds cool.
>>47943003Mainly by her husband.But you know, you could always do the unthinkable and just simply ask her.
>>47943018But you're the one literally carrying her when you fly.>>47943003I always thought spotting unmarried nightgaunths, mindflayers, and atlach-nachas was pretty easy.
>>47942959Now water too? Is thwre something monstergirls won't lewd?
>>47943023Can I use the sonic frequences from the venom movies to pull a nightgaunt off her husband and replace him.
>>47943010Or I go work for the Hellhounds where I don't have to put extra effort in. My image of foxes has been destroyed.
>>47943029>But you're the one literally carrying her when you fly.Cool too, supporting each other is what a healthy married couple does.
>>47942822I must go with tall then, the tail calls
>>47943039the hounds eat anything, sure, BUT there is zero appreciation for your work. to them a five star meal is just the same as shoe leather.once you get the foxes to warm up to other kinds of food they'll be forever grateful to have your meals.
>>47943052That's where I was leaning with this story anyways. Bringing up the tail gives me an idea that I must put into action.
idea for a storyPrompt isBasteti occupation forces.
>>47943081I'll submit to a demon, but only to one with @skai_art tattoos all over her body
Would you eat food off a hot monster girl?
>>47943087Amazonesses have good body paint too, I wonder what font she'd have hers in.
>>47943091Shut up mick
ears
I love her so much, it's unreal. Who is your favorite mamono, how do you want her to look like and what's her personality?
>>47943126Cait sith, but adult. Which I will not dedicate the next few weeks to attempting to draw.
Kiki, introduce me
>>47943171>uhhhhh thish is muh mastuuhr and he ish the besht mastuhr evah
Your ryu wife has arrived. You're still gonna have to turn to instant ramen for dinner.
>>47943186thank you kiki
>>47943186helen keller kiki
>AI gachaslopStop. Also>implying there aren't uber weebs here that know how to cook actual Japanese foodWhere do you think you are?
>>47943096You know you would.
>>47943171did you play rogue trader?
>I'm not turning into a dragon, it's just a good set of armor.>No, I haven't tried taking it off yet. Why do you ask?
5 years ago I was bullying my friends for watching anime and today I spend most of my free time fantasizing about animu waifus on /jp/ of all boards. Where did everything go so wrong?
>>47943246>The serfs in the below decks are asking for breaks in between being used as sex mana batteries to power the magic engines!>By Druella. This is heresy!>Decimate their numbers. Every tenth man will be married to siths as punishment and sent to the war kennels. The other men will be given second wives to guarantee their loyalty.>Druella protects. The taint of moderation will be wiped out from this ship. >Now order a raid at the closest orderite planet. We need to replenish our numbers.
>>47943139Honestly? Unironically? You should do that. Maybe you'll learn to use your time to do something prodictive.
>>47943267I take that as a yes
>>47943265you realized that the real world is shit.
Loli Bogies make squeaky toy sounds whenever you squeeze them.
>>47943246perhaps
>>47943309Squeaky sounds when your hips slam her buttocks
>>47943246>mindflayer fishwife
>>47943262everyone knows that monsterisation doesn't take you if ignore it
>>47943321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQ2lY1uy6M
>>47943246>uhhh yes yes f-for the emperor! or whatever>now honey, can we continue fucking already?
>>47943330I know this is a joke, but it actually works that way for angels and valkyries.
>>47943335Best vidya to play while balls deep in your monster wife?
>>47943212>Helen Kiker wife>Foul and witty when signing and no one is translating>Tries her best to be proper when you're interpreting or she's SPEHKIN>Gets a kick out of talking shit right in front of people and making you laugh
>>47943335Only after you put the Commissar uniform back on, dear. Only loyal subjects of the Emperor get the dick.
>>47943335>>47943362eheh
>>47943271>do something prodictive.I just don't post it all here anymore because when I finished that last anime model I thought>"wow anime looks kinda shitty"and learned another style. Still monster girls though.
>>47943271Just how fucking new are you?
>>47943377Relatively new. Why?
>>47943377You say that like being here for a long time is a thing of pride.
>>47943382I didn't realize new people posted here.
>>47943382Expecting the individual you were responding to previously to use his time productively is a pipe dream.
>>47943382You are talking to a mentally ill shitposter that's been polluting this thread for almost two years with his schizo nonsense. You are at least 12th person to try talking some sense into him and I guarantee you it's as fultile as 11 previous attempts, because you are talking to a genuinely mentally ill person that needs professional help or at least several months of internet detox.
>>47943396Yeah, there is a guy in the /mgg/ thread constantly advertizing you guys. He wouldn't shut up about you guys, so i decided to check you out. Pretty comfy here.
>>47943404>>47943403Maybe you guys are on the internet too much?
>>47943427Probably yes but the guy is still mental.
how would you feel if it were retconned that the order was just playing hard to get the whole time?
>>47943427Shit like this won't work on /jp/, feel free to return to /vg/ though
>>47940925that is a thick mouse
>>47943427Just informing a newfriend in good faith.
>>47943448im not your friendim not your anything
cows
>>47943440My entire headcanon is that the Chief God is a self conscious tallflat who is buttblasted that the hero got with the DL instead of killing the DL and getting with her. So she sends the Order out to go fuck up the DL's plans and blocks the DL's magic from allowing monster girls to have human sons. Once the right Anon gets summoned and claims her, the portals will shortly follow.
>>47943467>headcanonI think everyone came to that conclusion by now already.
>>47943465That's a lot of cow. Are you sure you're qualified to handle that much cow? It could get out of hand. You could end up making MORE cows!
>>47943440>Would kc hardcore retcon everything to fit his ever increasingly insane hugboxYes, yes he would.
monstergirls are pretty hot, I admit it
>>47943497I disagree.
>>47943497I think tsurara onna is pretty cool though
cow boobs are expanding much like our galaxy
>>47943510We live in Milky Way after all.
>>47943510This might sound like heresy, but i like flat cows more.
>>47943467The Chief God is getting her ass kicked when the right Anon activates a prototype automaton designed to fight in an ancient war but never brought into mass production.
>>47943567Whatever happens to her, don't forget to get me her tears in a mug.
>>47943477i read that in house's voice for some reason.
I am gonna propose to the grumpy looking dragon at the bar.
>Vampire trying to be regal and imposing>She's 9 months pregnant with twins and her husband needs to help her out of her chair before she can ohoho
>>47943638Tell me how it goes.
>>47943646This is cute. You made me think a vamp can be cute. Good job, Anon.
>shog wife got invited to a mysterious fighting tournamenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhWVSz2c8Ww this would be her character theme
>The power source that put Gremtech on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.
>>47943709Lilith is such a smug milf monster
>>47943709>crushed lilim wingsunethical but worth it.
>Massive, scarred Hellhound guarding suspicious warehouse>chain link gate has picture of said hellhound on it>”I can make it to the gate in 5 seconds. Can you?”>Scary security hound is sleeping on the job>Want to find what’s in warehouse>Attempt to climb fence>Get leg caught on way over >Dangle helplessly from top>Hound snaps awake and sprints towards me, growling and barking>She doesn’t look happy>Look her dead in the eye as she reaches the fence>”That was 6 seconds. You must be getting fat.”
Dear The Mick,Here is a Cait Sith pic:https://files.catbox.moe/h8xxoi.jpeg<3,Anon
>>47943715I wonder why all her kids ended up being dorky virgins? My guess is that her husband must have been the most awkward person in existence. Like he was so pathetic that it set Lilith's protective instincts into overdrive and sent her on a crusade to overthrow the gods themselves just to protect her cute little idiot. All those dorky lims just hung out with daddy too much and never learned how to be cool like mom.
>>47943766She managed to create weaponize smugness though aka Druella
>>47943745Cool.
>>47943766>I wonder why all her kids ended up being dorky virgins?Because you feel intimidated by an actual woman with power and the personality to back it, so you flanderize them to be just as socially awkward just like you, or most of the time even more, so that you can relate to them and think you could even have a chance with one of them.Does that answer your question?
>>47943781Sh-shut up!
Is it true that cows go moo?
>>47943775If smug, why no husband?
>>47943781Damn, anon
>>47943781>Because you feel intimidated by an actual woman with power and the personality to back itnot my lim
>>47943794It's very situational, but I hear that headpats and impregnation are surefire ways to make a cow moo.
>>47943781Harsh, anon.
>>47943781Or you know, gap moe and it's funny.
>>47943791Maybe try to imagine the lilims more like they are supposed to be next time? The contrast of a woman with a tough exterior and a silly or embarrasing hobby or part of her personality is very appealing, but only when both are present. Stripping her of most of her being demonstrates a lack of imagination or no lack of insecurity of your part. The dorklim joke is fine, but you shouldn't wear it out. There is much more to appreciate about them than the imaginary idea of them being "just like you". Sometimes it's even sweeter when they aren't just like you, and despite that you can find a common groundThis is also what's wrong about "fox" posting here, but that's a topic for another day.>>47943804>>47943813Sorry, it had to be said. It's tiring sometimes to see you guys going over the same jokes over and over again.
>>47943840No, I mean I do agree.
>>47943840Reposting the same joke over and over is like 90% of these threads. You don't need to be so pissy about it.
>>47943881I thiiiiiink he's just pushing for more OC, or at least better jokes.And that's why I'm going to post nothing but the FRESHEST reddit content.
>>47943881Refusing to change for the better is what got you where you are. I'm aren't going to do the same, and i urge everyone here to do the same.
So what's the deal with airplane food? When my harpy wife carries me somewhere far, we stop at a burger place along the way, much better than taking a plane.
>>47943744BREAKING NEWS!THE CASE OF ANON AND MS H.HOUND IS THE FIRST REPORTED CASE OF A MONSTER GENUINELY HATING THE HUMAN!THE SITUATION IS DEVELOPING BUT OUR CURRENT REPORTS SAY THAT MS. H.HOUND IS CURRENTLY CRYING! YES, SHE IS SITTING IN A CORNER AND CRYING OVER A STATEMENT THAT ANON MADE.
>>47943840>This is also what's wrong about "fox" posting here, but that's a topic for another day.explain why you hate the foxes, anon.
>>47943920I don't
>>47943923So you love them, then? LUUUURRRRVE THEM FOXESESES?
>>47943923so you should have absolutely zero issue with people posting the monster girl that they want to fuck.
>>47943925It is because i love foxes that i hate the state of the posting around them. Decidedly uninteresting and repetitive. It didn't use to be like this, but monotony dulls the mind.
>>47943840>It's tiring sometimes to see you guys going over the same jokes over and over again.Yes, but what can you do about it?
>>47943931What do you love about foxes? What is the Essence of Fox for you?
>>47943934Say it. Sometimes what people need is a simple push.Writing and greentexting, because if you want something done you have to do it yourself.
>>47943939The only greentexts that get traction here are the really basic moe ones, so good luck with that.
Best sabbathMen need msgk gfs and wives
>>47943942Nothing ever gets done by being a doomer about it, so idon't worry about such trivialities.I mean, aside from the fact that that's straight up wrong.
>>47943942>Miss Bubble Slime is basic, that's how she cleans so well!>Miss Automaton's code was written in BASIC!It's 2, two, TWO stupid wordplays for the price of one!
Anon has a point. It's time to post about what they dress up as during cat kingdom haloween!The answer is dogs. Except XL bully dogs. Those are like 9/11 to them. But dopey looking kobolds are fine.
>>47943955I don't know if it works that way, but I have a hunch an acidic Bubble Slime would taste better.
>>47943931>Decidedly uninteresting and repetitiveyeah the effort posters tend to go quiet or leave when anything that isnt "and then they fucked, the end" gets no response.
>>47943967>>47943948
>>47943971Are you saying he's wrong? Because it's true.
>>47943987sure buddy, whatever you say
>annual magic expo is happening in MGC>multiple Sabbath branches, witch covens, talented monster magicians and their husbands are attending>go there as an independent wizard and enter the best spell of the year competition>every time a human wizard like me shows up everyone at the expo gets tense and weary>human wizards like me are known for doing atrocious things or pranks on the entire audience with horrid magic for shits and giggles>but I won't...>...just do a mere prank or something that will shock them for the month in the newspapers>in fact I came to do something far worse than any human wizard before me ever has>I came to break the mold>to push the envelope>I came to do something so vile with my magic, they will fondly recall this moment with shivers down their spines for decades to come>when my name is called I step up on the stage to unveil the spell I created as my entry in the competition>"Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you my magic creation.">I set down this literal fat man looking bomb on the stage>"Arcane Humanification Bomb.">I hit it with a hammer>it fucking explodes>a blue cloud of pixie dust looking shit immediately flows throughout the expo, overtaking everyone and spilling out the doors and windows of the expo center>every monster girl touched by it goes into a coughing fit before they suddenly magically transform into a human>the effects will last a month of them being human women>I have since become the single most wanted man in the entire multiverse for my horrific creation>gods, demons, monsters and humans and more are all after me, hoping to capture me and erase the knowledge behind my horrible magic once and for all to ensure it can never again be released>I fear soon they will finally succeed and put an end to my reign of terror throughout the realmsWorth it because it was funny to me.
>>47943971you say say otherwise all you want but you know its true.i remember that just a few years ago the threads were filled with effort greens that got a good amount of replies.but now effort greens longer than five lines that arent just "and then they fucked, the end" are lucky to get more than one response
>>47944013The Demon Lord herself would personally see to your execution.
>>47944040I feel like that's a bit too harsh. Being turned into an Alp for a month would be the fair punishment.
>Be you.>Moe-Moe-Mamono-chan is your childhood friend next door neighbor.>She marries your dad after the divorce.
Is it possible to overdose on mofu?
>>47944073It's a heavily debated subject in Mamono medicine. Would you be interested in volunteering for our clinical trial?
>>47944013>anon caused human wizards as a thing to get outlawed universallyThanks a lot asshole, now humans won't be allowed to touch magic ever again.
>>47944092That's why i specced into necromancer. Those will always have a job in mamono society, and nobody asks why i have the complete arcane spell tree unlocked.
>>47944092You are allowed to touch Dark Mage's two magic "orbs"
>>47944092Won't be allowed and can't are too different things. Join the shadow wizard money gang, brother.
>>47944124>Touch Miss Dark Mage's Orbs>They glow!>Have to always be the Big Spoon or else her orbs are too bright to sleep.
>>47943246not him but sure did love me kunoichi waifu kibellah
>>47944124If you touch her orbs, she gets to play with your wand. The real magic happens when you put them together.
Where my fellow bogie bros at?How you spending your Friday night with your eccentric wife?
>>47944153>How you spending your Friday night with your eccentric wife?like this
>>47944158That's a bogey though?
>>47944163they're essentially sisters
>>47944158Bogies, not bogeysConfusing, I know. They're pronounced the same, at least with my accent.
>>47944153I've been pulling a rope of elaborately dyed silk hankerchiefs out of my bogie's mouth for the past half hour, with no end in sight.
>>47944172clowncar wombhope you're ready for a troupe
>>47944092>be me, wizard anon minding my own business>catgirl loli (adopted daughter, no sexual relations) curled up on my lap, getting head rubs>suddenly two lims break into the tower>both of them charing a spell>"RELINQUISH YOUR MAGICAL AURA NOW. BY ORDERS OF LILITH HUMANS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED MAGIC">"why?">"recently a human used a transmorg bomb that turned the entirety of the sabbath expo into humans. following the incident its been decreed that humans are too dangerous with magic">"i fail to recall how thats my fuckin problem. get our of my tower now. before i escalate things">"we arent leaving until you've been made magically inert. lilith's orders">sigh and get up, making sure carefully to get the cat girl down.>the two demons trying to shoot me with their spells, every shot reflecting off my shield spell>pick up an ornate artifice shotgun from the fireplace>hold up a very distinct grayish shell and show it to them before loading.>"im sure you two know what this is?">"ares metal. known demon killer from before the transformation. all made inert after ares was swayed by the demon lord">"almost all of it">the two demons look shocked for a moment, before putting up invisible shield spells>"you're bluffing">laugh>"yeah...">suddenly the catgirl slides between the two lims, latching special demon silver cuffs onto their ankles>"but you have to admit, they are a damn good distraction.">"what are these?">"control cuffs, something that the little one here came up with">i pick up my daughter and give her chin scratches again as a reward>"what.">"anyways, i want you two to FIX MY FUCKING TOWER. once you're done you can come downstairs and i'll have a hot meal ready, i'll even take the cuffs off if you agree to leave me the fuck alone. im not giving up my magic because of some expo troll">"if we dont?">"well, there are a few other tasks i can think of...">as i walk downstairs with my daughter the two lims start swearing as they involuntarily start using their magic to repair the hole they made in the tower
>>47944172Have you given her any creampies today?
have you prayed to cat god today?
>>47944244>accepting drugs for holy servicessomething tells me this temple is far from holy.and whats with that tail? is she a cat or a fox!
>>47944244i pray that koturday comes sooner
>>47944253maine coons got that mofu
>Go to church of the Fallen God >Ask mother superior to cure my lameness >Can finally do a kickflip now>Off to show those skater girl pyrows how rad I am
>>47944270>do a kickflip >still mess it up and fall flat on your face>instead of showing up the pyrows, get pampered and worried by the pyrows dang it
>>47944267Welp, looks like I'm playing some Nekopara tonight.
