Seiga nyan nyan
i like the dangerous lady
Seiga is finally getting punished for the innumerable sins that she has committed!
>>48009692...should be kept away from village boys!
>>48024327*Girls!
>>48024327I am a village boy and I object to this message!
>>48024327I think Seiga prefers men who are of the age to be widowed shortly after the marriage.
>>48025012She's called the "wicked hermit" for a reason, anon! Young old, human or not, there's no satiating her ravenous desires!
>>48025256Though sometimes, things can... "backfire" with more forceful partners.
>>48025264What is that? I can't recognize anything.
>>48025256pedo hermit lol
>>48009692I can fix her
>>48025256The pair Seiga x shota never fails.
>>48025256She is specifically only interested in humans. Just because someone is a slut, doesn't mean they fuck anything with a penis.Shame on you, Anon!
>>48027579Isn't shota the universal pair for anyhu?
>>48030501100%, 1,000% she gets youkai sex on the regular. We're talking about a woman who use dead fetuses to fuel her sorcery, anon. Somebody who parades around a risen corpse and cuddles with it. ANY taboo is tiny in the face of all that!
"Seiga nyan nyan" refers to Seiga Kaku from the Touhou Project series, often associated with cute, playful expressions. Are you looking for specific information about her or something related?
>>48030517Should be a universal rule yeah.
>>48038590Whoa mama
>>48038590How many gallons of milk does she produce on a daily basis?
>>48030517Just your waifu, as long as the shota isn't you.
she eat babies for evil taoist magics
>>48059412chest too smol
>>48064985If I had an old lady like that in my life to perk me up, I wouldn't be where I am.
Nyang nyang nyuu
seiga speaks in a chinese accent mixed with broken english and japanese
>>48076002>chinese accent mixed with broken english and japaneseIsn't that just average Taiwanese?
she speaks like that chinese girl from ranma
seiga speaks in bing chilling
actually, seiga speaks standard chinese, cantonese, and japanese.
seiga speaks tangut
Evil catgirl
晚安, 青娥
>>48108621And a ching chong ching to you too, anon.
>>48110002Anon don't tell me you can't read kanji?
>>48009692I don't like how evil she is
>>48114081What kind of evil thing would she do to jelly baby?
>>48114279"so you're saying there are better things than stacking rocks?" https://files.catbox.moe/31u5of.png
Why doesn't she wear a bra?
>>48115997How would she know what one is?
>>48116281>https://files.catbox.moe/31u5of.pngThis is the most cursed thing I have seen today.>>48115997 In ancient China, bra wasn't yet invented
Could you look after this for me?
>>48119475Sure. Shall we begin the funeral?
Seiga and Akyuu are buddies!
akyuu is fucking dead
>Captcha: 88JJJ
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>>48135296evil hag erotic...
>>48135296Seiga if she were Eirin's apprentice.
>>48135983>Eirin's apprenticeHow old are Seiga and Eirin again?
>>48136000Eirin was here before the existence of the Universe, but, to be serious, it is said Eirin is like 1200–1400 years old. And about Seiga, I don't know, I know she was around in ancient China or something.
>>48137561spooky
>>48136010nah, Eirin is definitely at least 8000 years oldSeiga on the other hand has at least to be older than Miko, so 1500 years. But it's likely she was fooling around in China for some time before coming to Japan.
>>48136010>>48149129The dialogue implies Eirin to be somewhere in the 65 million years old range since she expresses nostalgia for a time before humans existed.
>>48149129Oh my god she looks so cute in this image!
>>48149158The question here is what she was doing during that time? And if the Lunar Capital was founded many years later, did she even have friends or familiars?
How is your NNN so far?
she's great with kids
>>48154194With living kids, right?
Wonder if Seiga is old enough to have known Xu Fu
>>48160742Probably no, assuming >>48149129 is true.
>>48175032I gave 1500 years more as a boundary, she could definitely be older than that, and probably is by at least a century. The other limit is that she obviously has to be younger than the Taoists texts and probably younger than their widespread dissemination across China.
Seiga wants you to join her in bed~
>>48191453This Seiga looks a bit weird but I agree
So noble!I'd trust this hermit.
>>48191453Is Seiga a prostitute?
>>48211337no shes a comfort lady
>>48204791Such an evil woman has no right looking so erotic...It's almost like she wants me to lose and be ravaged...
>>48128977HGNNNNNNNN
Seiga rapes the crown prince
>>48128977>>48212959Why does Seiga have the Coral Blue #2 Semi-gloss Lipstick?
>>48217225jej
Seiga got a new daughter.
>>48009692Where can I find the original Qing'e story? All the editions of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio are incomplete, containing only a hundred more popular stories at best.
>>48242710Nevermind, someone posted it already:https://web.archive.org/web/20210623124919/https://textbin.net/cbqbjeaphtIn the story, unlike in Touhou, her husband finds her after she faked her death, and they... well, I wouldn't call it "reconcile". It's more like he kidnaps her and also becomes a hermit, somehow, and then they live forever after (happiness optional). I feel the translation might have skipped a few things.
>>48242823And even before that, unlike the common assumption that Seiga married into the Kaku family for power, here she was forced into it by the scandal her then teenage future husband instigated: he cut a hole in her room with the magic showel/hairpin and slept in her bed, making everyone think they had premarital sex, thus dishonouring her and her family unless she married him.
>>48242902Does the Kaku family really exist?
>>48250843The surname exists, but as for what is shown in the story, it's a retelling of a Qin dynasty legend by a XVIII century novelist, so we can't know for sure.
>>48242902Too bad her profile doesn't take into account that the marriage was forced. Imho it adds a lot of depth to her character, especially in comparison with Kasen. They are both hermits who have abandoned their past lives and identities. Their idea of what it means to be a hermit comes from their past experience. Seiga didn’t have freedom of choice so she treats being a hermit as liberation. On the other hand, Kasen had freedom of choice and squandered it so she treats being a hermit as self-restraint. Ironically, it is Kasen who is presented as a proper hermit who has the right to judge Seiga.There is also feminist angle to Seiga. She’s a woman who goes against an oppressive system and gets the witch treatment because of it. She is called unfilial wretch, although her marriage was forced. No wonder she wears the title of „wicked hermit” like a badge of honor.
I love my wife!
What girls are available today, Miss Seiga?
>>48263284evil butt...
>>48257034I love your wife too!
