She's going to get jealous if you give attention to all the other girls but ignore her!
>>48017588She's going to start loving girls!!
>>48017588Canon btw
>>48017588Sorry, I'm not confident enough to make threads. I can't even give attention to myself...
>>48017588Parscaptor Sakura!
canon btw
>>48020117ywnb parsee, troon
>>48020159Parsee is a therapist?
>>48020453Yes
>Parsee breadYes please. The poor girl deserves all the love in the world!
>>48021055Me on the right
>>48020453No! I mean, the guy was hard, so it was actually cons-oh, you mean... yes! Parsee is a specialist in the Humanistic School of psychological therapy.
>>48021688Parsee would never rape! I trust her, she's a nice girl, even if she complains about other girls all the time and seems to glare if I ever talk with anyone but her!
>>48020159Source?
You yurishitters are awful.
>>48020515it's funny that people have taken this as a definitive description of her job instead of her likening what her abilities do to a very vague and incorrect description of what a counsellor does
>>48026330I just assumed it was a thing she did on the side. It looked like she took it seriously since she said she had a good idea on most of the spirit's grudges. Not unreasonable to think she does other things than stand on a bridge all day.
>>48026330you don't have to be jealous of parsee because she went to college while you barely could take on trade school, yamame-chan.
>>48026321There is at least 1-3 yuriposts in all threads, and it is all "Canon lesbians." "Canon yurihus."
>>48026448It's probably just one. It's too unimaginative to be anything but one guy.
>>48026330I think it's funny and cute if ms seething jealous femcel is actually super nice and helpful to others, including helping them with therapy.
How do I get a date with Parsee? How do I make her happy?
>>48026679By not being a male. She only date cute girls.
>>48026679Go to the bridge and try your luck! Parsee will appreciate if you are interesting and respectful of her.
>>48026679Depends. What is your headcanon parsley? Bridge princess with a head on her shoulders or icequeen seethe bitch?
>>48026732>What is your headcanon parsley?NTA, but she looks like a girl with BPD.
>>48026732A genuine struggle between being pleasant and her struggle with constantly feeling jealousy. Some days are worse than others. Impressively intune to her emotions and others as well. INFP.
she fucks cocks btw
>>48031530>she fucks cocks btwshe has futa cocks btw*
>>48031734She fucks men with her cock?
>>48018015>>48017699>>48021055>>48026017>>48026665>>48026689>>48029949>>48029957>>48029966Parsee has clearly shown she cannot manage and thus doesn't deserve a thread. Because of this, I declare this to now be an Alice thread.
>>48031891OMG Alice!
>>48031898>>48031891Shhh…She is evil.
And this is why I stopped making Parsee threads. You lot don't deserve her.
I'm glad ZUN made them friends.no, not lovers.
>>48032065Yeah, is actually cool. Did you know that "Parsee" sounds like an Argentinian salute?
How do I make her happy and not jealous
Parsley a super cute
>>48032101Write fanfiction or draw art
>>48031877No, she only impregnates women, especially her homosexual lover.
>>48032417Kill yourself cookiefag
>>48031891Alice and Parsee should kiss
>>48032914no! alice will pass her dorkyness to her!
>>48032914<3
Why is Parsee being paired with a lot of girls? Wasn't that Alice's job or smth?
>>48032862Cookie is 2hu.
Parsee isn't satisfied by how this thread is going! Post more cute Parsee and ignore the shitposters or she will get even more angry!
>>48035983
U UU UEEE UU UEEE BLOOBLOO BWEH
>>48035303Never has been, never will be. Kill yourself cookiefag
>>48037180Green nails Parsee is super cute!
>>48037397
https://files.catbox.moe/t740s5.mp4she's in my heart, i made this edit months ago and i'm so happy i managed to get her fumo before scalpers upped the price
>>48040015Very nice to see your love for Parsee expressed in some way anon!
>>48040015I saved it myself when it was first posted. What'd you use to make this?
>>48040106i think everyone should express what they like or their thoughts will accumulate in the head till it goes owchie>>48040308a mix of basic phone editing apps like capcut for the transitions and a bit of sony vegas for the filters and captions/timing
This was supposed to be a Parsee thread, not another yuricuck thread. Way to kill it moron.
>>48046175>yuricuckMaybe you should learn to stop spamming hetero on every fucking yuri thread.
>>48046207Not even me, 'ya nutjob.
>>48046175Post more of her then instead of just bitching
>>48046984>just bitchingIsn't that what Parsee's always doing?
>>48047025Rude
Oddly uncommon to find Parsee porn where she's actually nice.
>>48046207If this is how you act, then you deserve it.
do you accept her gift
>>48046207If only there was a board where posting hetero was not allowed...
>>48049874I accept her cute gift
>>48049955What kind of flowers grow underground?
>>48049874It's probably poisoned
>>48050804Probably the only one she couldn't be jealous of
>>48048475You people have NO idea how obnoxious you've made it trying to enjoy one (1!) yuri thread in the entire board.
>>480509661. You have an entire board for this. 2. Are you blind or retarded? YOU "people" made it impossible to enjoy any threads on the entire board due to your spam. And this has been going on for months.
>>48050996It's just one guy spamming and you blame all yuribros. Worst of all, you spam back the only Yuri thread on /jp/ and trolling until it reaches the bump limit.
>>48051041It's clearly not just one guy because some of them even get banned. And they post at all hours of the day.You talk as if I personally spammed your garbage threads.If it hurts you so much to stay here, why won't you lot fuck off to /u/? Just GO post THERE. And STAY there.
>>48051056>You talk as if I personally spammed your garbage threads.You fucking repeat the exact same fucking sentence every time you troll.Here's the proof:>If it hurts you so much to stay here, why won't you lot fuck off to /u/? Just GO post THERE. And STAY there.
>>48051129I was in the thread but didn't spam it, dumbass.
>>48051136Yes, you spam bait and off-topic posts.
>>48051041>yuribrosNot a thing. You guys are the exact same as cuck or furfag spammers, you even post in the same fashion. Down to the apologists whining about persecution.
>>48051284Does it bother you that your 2wife would rather kiss girls than (You)?
Remember, this shitty thread is all because that one anon couldn't stop Alice during the week Parsee was cursing her.The anon presented his flimsy excuses such as going to the bathroom and the curse backfired! Now Parsee is cursed and it's all the fault of one anon.
>>48051292Go back to Seija thread
>>48051026Parcheesi is so sexy...
>>48051477She has anorexia, dude.
>>48051492Even hotter.
>>48051129Maybe people keep repeating that sentence because it is obvious fact. You want to have your yuri threads? go on the yuri board.
>>48051884Don't get too cocky, you subhuman vtumor. You have your own containment board, and yet you fags continue to shit all over /jp/.
>>48051477>>48051492>>48051523I prefer my jealousy princess with more jealousy
>>48052212>>>/d/
shark teeth, hair over eyes Parsee
>>48053030You just know she gives the best cunnilingus to her spider gf!
>>48053240wut?
Post more yuri
>>48053568You should post in Ran threads, the hetfags there are too uppity
>>48054393Now this is a proper Parsee, a creepy and unsettling girl. I want to hug her.
>>48056145What do you think about this Parsee?
parsee is so underappreciated that the only one posting here for most of the thread has been the yurishitter
>>48056223i tried posting but i struggle to if im just going to get buried by them, is this a new weirdo? i remember another retard trying to derail parsee threads a few months back too
When was all of this when the yuri thread was alive? I hate you cock sucking faggots.
>>48056295The yuri thread had the reverse problem of someone spamming hetero pictures
>>48056277It's not really new, he just seems to pick a character at random to shit up. Just recently it was the Naz threads and he was hated there too.
>>48056223Not true. If you remove his spam the thread had probably a post every six hours, which is great rhythm for a character thread or image dump.Parsee is beloved by /jp/! Don't lose to the shitposter, simply show your love for Parsee!
>>48056302I'd bet it was the same guy, he probably doesn't give a shit about yuri at all and just goes along with whatever with piss off the most people
>>48056431No, this is a different shitposter. I will never spam h*t*r* shit on yuri thread.
What do you guys think dating Parsee would be like? Would she be a good girlfriend?
>>48056542Full of jealousy, self-harm, abusive! Although she is no longer interested in men, she is always open for same-sex relationship!
>>48056575erm miss alice but that is toxic yuri erm not very nice of you erm do you encourage violence in lesbian households erm
>>48056542You can't fix this, sorry
>>48056684Everyone has faults, but Parsee seems to not let her natural tendencies drive her life. When she's stuck as a princess of jealousy, she instead takes a counseling role for the underground. I have faith shes a good soul deep down.
>>48056865What if she uses the counseling to her benefit instead, feeding on the jealous sentiment that inevitably would get brought up?
Parsee jealous of you seeing other girls, seething, suddenly smooch her lips and see her melt.
>>48059522Paru would just kill you and then go see other girls herself.
>>48060382The cuck hates Parsee so much, he won't even say her name...
>cuckYeah, totally not that one hetero spammer.
What's up with the threadshitting seething yuricuck
shit thread
The love for Parsee must flow!Don't let them break our spirit!
Spookster Parsee shiver your timbers
>>48060460Who are you quoting?
The previous post, duh.
>>48065722Then why didn't you respond to it? It is in the same thread.Or...did you identiry yourself with "the cuck" mentioned in that post?
>>48065732Why are you suddenly so interested in 'cuck'? Maybe it's your hidden fetish?
>>48065781Just to be clear, I am not trying to hate on you. If you want to be cuckold, that's your decision. I just don't understand why you have to do it in the Parsee thread.
>>48065819I'm mostly just a lurker until this one guy starts posting with his usual writing style.
>>48065587ah! so cute! i love my wife
>>48067993I didn't think someone like Parsee was capable of love. Really heartwarming.Now can you stop your wife from nailing dolls to trees?
>>48068009she usually gets mischaracterized, she doesn't suffer from her hashihime condition nor is a bad person, she's capable of seeing the good qualities of a person, and no she likes nailing dolls to trees and i even help her out sometimes
>>48067993Your wife loves girls, dude.
>>48067993She looks a bit sick, bro, she okay?
>>48068101god forbid someone have a bad hair day
>>48065587>>48068101Hot
>>48068101still would, making her hot cocoa and putting her favorite show on the telly as we speak
look at these losers can't even handle a little nuclear fire
I hope something bad happens to you, you idiot. Parsee has a bad enough time with threads as it is...
Friendly reminder of the existence of global rule 3a and 6d
The cuck hates Parsee so much, he won't even bump her thread...
>>48073407The only bump Parusee deserves is a baby bump
>>48074470Do you think that'll fix her?
>>48074512She'll know what jealousy is when I see her breastfeeding our child instead of breastfeeding me.
>>48073407Glad you noticed it. He can't even claim he's doing this in good faith now, not that he ever could of course. Sad sad waste of air.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is she like this?
>>48076460Aww, Paru-chan is soo cute when she's jealous~!She's gotta learn not to be so insecure about her cute little flat chest.
Don't worry, Parsee is just jealous of the other threads in the board that are free from the shitposter. You just have to call her cute to help improve her mood!
>>48077431Parsee is a cute homosexual.
>>48076444That's Parsee seeing this thread
>>48047760Parsee cares about me! Parsee-chan...
>>48077682>>48080514>>48080520>>48080523>>48080531Do you really have nothing better to do than spam yuricuckery in random threads?
>>48082225he clealry hates parsee for some reason and is just trying to slide the thread and hit bump limit, know a guy like this but at least he has better things to do
>>48083779It's not just Parsee threads he's after. He's been doing this in other threads too, Nazrin thread for example, or the previous Kaguya thread. Just spam all over, drowning everything else out.It's like the 3D Ranfag except he picks a thread to kill at random.
Kill this cuck
>>48090756This is nice. A nice and happy Paru is good!
Parsee got careless!
>>48090851Parcheesi's got a nice little rump on her~!
>>48017588Because then Parsee will get jealous of the girls that don't have their own thread. It's a "damned if I do damned if I don't" type of situation, you just can't win with Parsee so it's better to not try in the first place
>>48092576Why don't you at least go to (one of) your thread(s)?
I'll stop here if you stop spamming there.
>>48090756
>>48096323You've been spamming in random thread for months.
>>48097184What a cute smile. I really need to see more of this.
Should we start a new Parsee thread? this one is kind of a mess.
>>48107677The yuri spammer was banned yesterday but it seems like they're already back, but I'd say we should push this one to the limit just so Parsee can laugh at Alice's face. Alice's thread now got very slow while Parsee's thread, for the wrong reasons but still, got very fast.Only fifty posts to go.
Fortunately, the spammer will never break my spirit. I'll continue to profess the cuteness of Parsee, even if they try to drown her thread!
>>48113315You have my respect, loyal Paru soldier!
>>48113315Every time you acknowledge the spam exists, you lose. Just post Parsee.
